I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

cope

Get or I'll have you bent.

wanna know why I don't have hair on my balls?

That chick was pure gold. She would've made a PERFECT Ion Maiden heroine, I am not even kidding, easily on par with Duke provided she was allowed a say in regards to the game's concept and content to better accommodate her inclusion.

To this day I still wonder what happened to Peggy, like if she ever even found out about the video, if she still plays Lotr (yes apparently the game still exists) etc. So many mysteries.

DROPPED YOUR PANTS

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Did you listen to her second prank, by the way?

What second prank? You mean the one that used her voice as a soundboard to another group of people?

Do people really play MMOs with their friend's mom?

I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!

Is there a bigger Chad in vidya than Duke Nukem? I can't think of any.

I GOT A RING IN THERE LAST NIGHT

Dropped ur pants

>4 STR
>4 STAM

DROPPED YOUR PANTS?

My mom she got me this new game well it was from a yard sale, it sucks I was gonna try playing it but it's two things, monthly fee and it's an expansion so I need to get the first game.

No, the one where the pranker spoke in his own voice, and Peggy actually ended up handing his ass to him proper.

Never seen it.

It's on youtube, easily findable too.

>Gets btfo'd and tries to deflect with reddit-/lgbt/ tier post
Get off vent or i'll have you bent

And you’re all out of cum too.

Well you're all out of cum

Well damn til there was a sequel nice.

YOU THINK THAT'S FUCKIN' FUNNY. DO YOU FUCKING THINK I'M FUCKING LAUGHING?

I SUCK BALLS

I FUCK MAN ASS

OH MY GAHD
this guy has a macro when he LANDS

off a fuckin’ flight like a griffin he yells

Where

I fuck MAN ass?

HELLO EVERYONE I AM HERE

EY GOKU?

Search for something like (ventrilo peggy 2), then sift through a couple of likely candidates.

ALL DAY just because I like it so much

FOUND A RING IN THERE LAST NIGHT

Oh dude 4 STRENGTH 4 STAM leather BELT

OLD STYLE

why do these people go nuclear?

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A NEW FUCKING BOX

what did she mean by this

I used to fap to Duke's moans while taking a piss in the PS1 era bathrooms when I was a kid. Good times.

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CUM IS STORED IN THE BRAIN

AND I’VE GOT A HEADACHE

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

GET OFF VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT

Prancer...he's doing it again!!

Bawls of steel, what is that? Hello?

I’VE GOT CHILLS

Feedback from the moon

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKIN' WANT, YOU FUCKIN' BASTARD?!?!

Oh my god, nooo..!

Duke is still a sensible human being. Chads excel in every endeavor they attempt effortlessly through sheer force of will and raw strength despite really being kinda obnoxious and retarded. Heavy Weapons Guy is closer to that. With friendly fire on, because you also need them to cause collateral damage without being able to fully grasp the negative impact on those around him, but more importantly without any ability to care even if he could.

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

LEVEL 18?

AHHH UHHH

AAAAAAGHHH *herp* *hurk*

HEHE *cruch cruch crunch smack*

kimba has just won vent and life

Heavy’s sensible too. He’s just a bit more violent.

I got it. The protagonist in Earth Defense Force is the true epitome of Chad.

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