User, put down those videogames. There's plenty of fun and thrills outside!

>unironcially never been on amusement park ride
Thats sad.
You’re strapped into the ride, retard.

maybe they didn’t realize what was happening in time?

>Incompatible with life
What does it even mean?, why do they have to make it sound so horrific?.

>injuries incompatible with life

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you're not strapped down in those
been on a similar ride

Nah. Outside is full of brown ugly people.

probably happened too fast
they werent expecting to be put in a meat grinder at an amusement park

it means the injuries didn't kill them immediately but they were so fucked up it was impossible to help them

it's fake, notice how box 4 is different for the other 3

>Two objects hit eachtoher
>One is stationary
>Second one flips the fuck over

What the hell were those things made off to do that? Styrofoam? I am so getting a day and half for replying to off topic shit

>being that much of a beta theme park worker you lack the strength to correctly apply pressure to an e-stop button

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Hey I remember this.
>18 year old lifguard
>wasn't even told where the e-stop was
>had to see a woman scissored in half by the conveyor crawl out the pool
Gnarly shit.

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yes you are, there is one strap seat belt on that ride.

Happened in Australia. Wet n Wild Queensland.

>you will never get shredded to death by amusement park machines

Just got planet coaster on sale. I make my own thrills now

don't forget she was a mom and her kids were watching

>suffered injuries incompatible with life

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'til that awful night.

>Not strapped down
>Straps can be seen
Imagine being less than 10 and see your parents turned into mincemeat on a fun day out

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>that one user who would have reacted extremely fast and jumped off like in his animes

in australia you expect to get eaten or stung to death by wild animals, not machines

It would be an improvement on life desu.

it's Yea Forums, everyone here thinks they're dante from devil may cry

We put ourselves in literal death traps every day

You all will still enter elevators and not thinking twice. A flight of stairs is too much work, right?

There's a name for this phenomenon of putting our trust in death grinders of metal and rubber, but I forget what it is. Just go outside and roll the dice, bro.

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Down here everything is designed to kill you horribly. Even our amusement park rides.

wet n wild is near movie world. The ride that killed people was at dreamworld. The GOAT rides are at dreamworld and Movie World.

So we got video, or what?

fuck man
the life of their kids must be a living nightmare. they will never recover from something like this.

So wait, did they die?

Yeah that's right my bad

>Use correct medical term
>Normalfags shit on you

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Yes, their injuries were compatible with death

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>I have a 0.0000001% chance of meeting similar circumstances outside, better stay inside where there are as many potential hazards with the same odds of sonething lethal occuring to me.

OH MY GOD YOU COULD SLIP AND HIT YOUR HEAD ON THE SINK! YOU COULD GET HOME INVADED! QUICK, GO OUTSIDE! BE OBSESSIVELY VIGILANT!

everything is a death trap if you wait long enough.

This was in Australia retard.

I prefer dying at home.

>cable between elevator and counterweight snaps
>this causes the elevator to rise
what kind of troll physics is this?

why dont you play russian roulette
the risk is miniscule
are you going to stay afraid and cooped up inside all your life
live a little

Thrills! Chills! Kills!

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Name one way you could be mangled then turned into mince by a household appliance.

The Wikipedia page reads like a commercial and makes no mention whatsoever of the deaths in 2016. Reason #93912 of why Wikipedia isn't trustworthy.

>1 on 6 or a 16,5% chance that I may die
>Risk is miniscule

Fall into the meat mincer

Hundreds of people die every year from slipping in the shower.

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[citation needed]

>incompatible with life
sounds like me

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Your examples are totally preventable desu

This was in Australia
So yes likely still too fat

I need more stories of amusement park accidents

>Ok thanks man
what's wrong with this? assuming their gender?

To retards claiming fake, it's not fake, they actually used those words and apparently that's what aussie cops and paramedics say instead of "fatal injuries".
stuff.co.nz/world/australia/85769693/dreamworld-accident-why-ambulance-officer-used-the-phrase-injuries-incompatible-with-living

?

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How are amusement park rides still allowed? That shit should be either illegal or heavily regulated.

I still don't get why the attendant didn't just put out a stick to stop them from hitting the other carriage

prevent a plane crashing into your home

I dont bathe

why are cars still allowed?

Why is walking allowed?

Good thing I'm a competitive Smash player

You just need a really, really, really big net

America

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why is life allowed? everyone dies

>suffered injuries incompatible with life
just say they died jesus fuck

Millions of people die from anal play

I'm not American, my home is made of reinforced concrete.

>something like a 1 in 100.000.000 chance is what i should base my life decisions on

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>our hearts and thoughts go out to the families involved and their loved ones
>hearts and thoughts

>goldberg

All amusement park rides are potentially meat grinders so one ought to expect, it to be honest.

Imagine being the kid holding on for dear life as 4 people are being ground to death 2 meters from you.

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Must be why Melee players don't shower, they played Brawl and never wanted to trip again

I've been stung by the real world cazador once. I was in bed and left a window open, the asshole must have flown in and been having a stroke because it ended up in bed with me.
I woke up to a weird buzzing and fluttering and assumed it was a moth and reflexively brushed it away from me. The result was a single sting.
Hand on heart, for about 1 hour I would have genuinely shot myself if I could have found and grasped a gun long enough between pain equivalent to my finger and then hand being on actual fire. I settled for gripping the icy tube of an ice-cube maker for half the night and getting freezer burn off it. I actually started smashing my knee with the end of a chair leg (not enough to damage the chair or my leg) to try and gate the pain with another.

I don't know if that leaf really exists or is worse, but I refuse to live near it.

I hope you’re not sitting on a death trap, user.

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If rides in Australia and america can go wrong so easily I can't even begin to imagine how dangerous the amusement parks in china must be

>as 4 people
Two of them were their parents.
>Dreamworld denied liability meaning the kids would have to sue in court for damages

Are there any autopsy or accident scene pictures from this event available? The only ones I can find are from when the bodies/parts are covered.

I mean you don't just have a single cable holding up the counterweight, the one that snapped was likely a supporting one.

not just people
they watched their own family members getting shredded

"The machine" doesn't look very threatening.

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Religicucks btfo

>there is cctv recording of this incident
Imagine being the kid waiting for mommy to get off of the ride only to see her get ground up.

I laughed but you’re still a poor fucking moronic brazillian and it shows

games for this feel?

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Give me the original image OP

Jokes on you there is no gas left in my chair for it to explode with

because there are more cables dumbass

What a bunch of fucking kikes.

>Go outside
>You can get hit by a car and die
>Some guy might just be having a bad day and decide to kill everybody around him and you're one of them
>You could trip on the pavement and crack your skull, dying immediately
>Stay inside
>You can get hit by a tiny asteroid and die
>Your chair can explode and kill you
>If you forget to move for too long your legs might just say fuck it and clot and kill you
>Can die in the shower by slipping
>You can just fucking die because you didn't chew your chicken tendies enough and choke to death
why is life so hard guys
fucking everything and anything can kill you
nowhere is safe

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>Ameristumps

It just sounds funny

Get help freak

>watched
lol their death screams must have been just as bad if not worse

if they were fat enough, the raft probably wouldn't have flipped

Shit is this the chair that "exploded" and the string or whatever shot through the guy's ass?

Imagine being you lmao

I don't know what board you have been browsing, but no one ever gets banned for replying to an off topic thread.

>anime poster saying life is hard because of random shit
Life is hard for other reasons you spineless coward
>fantasizing about a mom dying in front of her kids
Genuine cringe

Thank god he wrecked them.
Soccer moms need to be told their place.

How can people not immediately understand he means "injuries too extreme for medical services to be used"?

I would bring mario kart 7 with me in the public of the United States but I fear it may more likely be stolen in public places.

Just got planet coaster on sale. I make my own "incompatible with life" thrills now

Go find a rekt thread on and man up, newfag.

What an angry little vampire. Please keep avoiding the sun.

Why is the font different in the fourth panel bro.

>That's why I only wavedash through hygiene.

Those guys went to dreamworld for real, huh

youtube.com/watch?v=c0l8iT2PSFs
>Have a minimal weight
>Put a kid on it
>GOTTAGOFAST
>Oops, your kid lost his head.
Only in America

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Why is the font in the last part different from the rest?
Why is the writing in the last part incredibly theatrical?
Why is Yea Forums so easily fooled?

>the two on top had to watch the others be ground into a pulp

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Tugu dies hundreds of times every day. such is the fate of a guro wife

Only newfags call others new

99% of the time jumping off the ride is how you get killed.

>actual brown person

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Yeah but if you don't go out those brown ugly people are going to have sex with women and create more brown people. The only way you can stop it is by going outside and claiming those women for yourself.

There's a water park in Bali called Waterbom that has a slide with a loop like that.
It's pretty cool and you can see an emergency access hatch just before the loop if you've kept your eyes open.

rip schwabchad

>"incompatible with life"
did a 15 year old write this shit? who the fuck writes like that

Usually they have a plastic top and the bottom is a thick rubber material filled with air.

fuck amusement parks. I have never got the hype surrounding them. stand around all day in the sweltering ass heat and wait in line for twelve hours just to get onto chinese escalator experience or get whipped around at escape velocity. overpriced overhyped shit

low iq

the sun gives you skin cancer and wrinkles
ever wonder why most white women look like shit by the time they hit 25
it's because they keep getting tans and it ruins their skin
and guys who stay inside all the time have buttery smooth skin in their 30s

>devastating injuries incompatible with life
That's an odd way of phrasing "fatal" or "mortal injuries"

I prefer if you died at home too, then nobody could rescue you.

>This
>That Disney worker that got crushed between moving walls at a sit in attraction and her screams were heard over the happy music
Why are theme park deaths so spooky

actual medics

cringe

someone quick, post the webums!

I don't get it. How did they die? Why would they die from being on a conveyor belt?

Lemme guess. American?

The last panel is obviously fake and gay but people here will still buy it

Based fundamental forces shitting on footfags

That's how machines work

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Not that guy but you get a 3 day just for replying to a Yea Forums Cup thread on Yea Forums.

metal things pushing people up against other metal things

Here's you for the shitties shop.

>Do not first android girls

It's a real plant in NE australia. Didn't know about them either until I had to travel once trough it and read a warning sign at a camping spot about it.

it’s jargon medics use so they aren’t expected to try to try to resuscitate those dead for hours or like the decapitated

the two on the bottom were the ones to survive, stupid frogshitter

>take stairs
>always chance to slip or misstep and roll down them
Fuck everything

>witnesses had to undergo immediate therapy and counseling
probably not

Paramedic jargon jargon for "completely fucked, no point in trying to resuscitate".

>commute to work daily on a motorcycle for years now
>people try to merge into you, cunts can't stay on their own side of the road around blind turns
>doesn't even register anymore
>see injury report about someone dying in an elevator, think how fucked up it is and be glad i take the stairs everywhere
i know it's dumb as hell, but there's something about voluntarily putting yourself out there and getting darwin'd vs getting done in by some machinery you had no control over that gets me

cant find the cctv footage, could someone post it?

I don't understand the Iron Man text.

This

>put out a stick
from where exactly?

iktf

>She didn't have no legs

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But they all died?

this reminds me of a time I got pilloried on reddit for using the word anodyne

I first read it as Thunder River Rapist.

Are you trying to tell me that I'm the only one?

>user, put down those videogames

Ironically enough, this is good advice for you. Life is not a platformer.

had to stop riding because there are too many people glued to their phones

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>kiss anime

From the platform you can see in the image

How exactly does this kill someone?

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would you rather die because of your own mistake or because a machine you cant control fucked up

This was memed a lot when it happened.
It's the polite way of say "Torn to fucking pieces"
There was a media circus about this for a while and I imagine they were putting it gently in case a family member was watching or something.

The survivors were "thrown clear of the raft" so that's impossible.

nice

4/6 people died

Kek

Only reason that happened is that people looked it up and realized it defined them: safe, boring, inoffensive.

I think it's talking about straya.

replace rubber with metal bars

How could he know the victims gender when they probably weren't in a state to tell him?

It doesn't use a complete and soft belt, it uses an array of metal bars to pull the raft along. You get caught in a bar and dragged until you're caught in two bars moving in the opposite directions, or in two gears that power the belt. Very feasible for the machine to eat you up user.

i have no fucking idea how people climb onto a fucking bike when i don't even feel like my life is safe in a car driving around the common chattel that is humankind

>You could trip on the pavement and crack your skull, dying immediately
>Can die in the shower by slipping
only if you're retarded

>valve grand prix corgi