The largest penis in the world is a GAMER

*Open at your own risk*

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>He only puts it in the asses of dudes he beats in video games

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>not black

WTF

Not even memeing but there was a guy on Yea Forums like a week ago who posted time stamped pics of his dick and it was insanely huge.

Literally the biggest dick i've ever seen.

I could swear there are bigger dicks out there.
maybe his is the biggest functional one.

is 6" small?

>6 inches
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's average, my fellow 6" bro.

Truth bomb, reason blacks tend to have above average dicks is due to in breeding

camera angles, penis pumps and shit. im sure if you got this guy on a porn set hed be slanging

is this erect or flaccid?

l-link?

It is the 5'11" of penises

Is 5" small?

That isn't mike matei

Imagine measuring your own penis size so you could compare it people on the internet

WTF BBC BROS?
I THROUGHT WE HAD THE BIGGEST DICKS
NOT UFCKING BLUE EYUED WHITE GAMERS THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING

>6in penis and 5'11"
FUCK
INCHES away from greatness

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Is there a better pic? This just look shooped

can you even properly have sex with a 34cm penis? (giving him the benefit of the doubt it's not made up bullshit)
sounds like you'd have to pay more attention to not accidentally going too deep than on enjoying it.

5.1 is global average bro
but i understand your feel
7 and i feel small

>tfw 7 inches
It us bliss, it looks big, it feels big, and when I'm not hard it fits perfectly into the tightest pants

Average you virgin. Christ, unless it’s 5 or below(baby dick) then your fine. I pity the micropenis crowd, I really do

I think this guy was discovered when he was arrested in an airport when security thought he was trying to smuggle something in his pants

>too big to go balls deep
Why even live

>I could swear there are bigger dicks out there

Yeah, there's a bigger dick in the Oval Office! DOHOHOHOHO!

What the fuck, 13 inches is the largest ever? What happened to all those hentai and waifu measurement reaction pics that go up to 20. Yea Forums made me feel insecure about my 7 inches for the longest time

Cheer up, bro. You are both king of manlets and king of dicklets.

Bros...

Yeah fuck you buddy

>only 7
>every girl has complained about going too deep
>my life is like a ubisoft game, shallow and disappointing

Yeah. I'm probably closer to 4.5 myself. No girth either. Oh well.

He's managed to go balls deep in the asses of the guys he's played games with

Fuck you Carlos

>I think this guy was discovered when he was arrested in an airport when security thought he was trying to smuggle something in his pants

That sounds like the opening to a cheesy porno.

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except he never has shown his dick

>4 inches
>first ever and only gf laughet at dick
>manlet too though not that badly
Just be yourself my fucking ass

>be me
>in high school
>5'9
>8 inch dick
>date goth girl
>she tells all her slutty goth girl friends I have a big dick
>break up after a few months
>news has spread around school that I have a big dick
>girls all flirting with me
>being a manlet was never a problem again

Feels good bros

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Want a hug anonkun?

no one cares

so what is considered a big penis then?
preferably in cm

cope

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Even though my ex-gf said my 7.5 inch dick is massive, I still wish it was half an inch bigger. At least we're still in the 7+ inch big boy crowd.

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Your penis isn't really big unless you can beat a man to death with it.

Let me guess. You also believe this entire site is filled with 6'5 musclebound chads too, right?

I know this feel. Never had a girl straight up laugh at it though. Shitty girls, user

20 cm
15 is the cutoff

IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR ME TOO BROTHER
I probably won't look for a GF it's pointless with 4 inches

just be your tall good looking big dick self
it's that easy

18+

Yeah, you’re not fucking any ass with 4 incher

VIDEO GAMES

To be m to user, I am actually 6'5. The musclebound Chad part is a work in progress, shall we say.

>largest dick
>still an incel
You just can't win against fate.

Well, Yea Forums?

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everyone in porn is a midget

>manlet autist
>still get several girlfriends in highschool and more interested in me
>still feel like an incel
Why

I love the big dick cuz it stimulates my prostate much better than a tiny dick.

tfw manlet and dicklet

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He's fucked other gamers in the ass though.

literally me

But the dick is clearly not passing

>>first ever and only gf laughet at dick
man, luckily that wouldn't happen to me, but I always feel legit bad when I hear something like that. how much of a fucking cunt do you have to be? imagine she undressed and showed you some large burn scar that was hidden by the clothing and you just laugh in her face, turn around and leave. she'd probably kill herself.

Fucking whores isn't fulfilling. You will probably commit suicide in the future.

at least you're not making up stories about your penis on korean bomb manufacturing forum

>What happened to all those hentai and waifu measurement reaction pics that go up to 20
those are centimeters you idiot

>life isnt good made alot of bad decisions
>6'3"
>7.5"
pretty much the only reason im not depressed which is pretty sad

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"we"?
this is as idiotic as thinking you had anything to do with your preferred sports team victory

>4inches
holy shit user are you alright?

same

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im far too cowardly for that user

Just measured 4 inches. But I'm a fat fuck. I wonder how much it would if I lost all the fat around it

Probably pumps and/or camera fuckery

what kind of vegetable is that?