Just cracked open a can of Blue Moon

>wife on vacation

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>implying this wasn't a thinly veiled bait thread
nice joke

>wife on vacation
Bro...

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Seething op getting cheated on

uhh, user...

>wife on vacation

Enjoy your Cuckbound game, amigo.

>See woman walking around
>Ask her where she's from
>Is on vacation
>Give her a tour
i'll let you figure out yourself where that tour ended OP ;-)

>Using a ROM and not playing on a real SNES

Fucking casuals.

Currently finishing off Snatcher on SCD.

Are people actually falling for this bait or are they also pretending?

t. people not in a relationship especially long-term who don't know how good it feels to get away from your siggo once in a while.

I wish mine would go more, but always wants to do things with me. I don't like it.

you can play the game entirely left handed too so you dont even have to pause when you need to whack it

This devolved pretty quickly. I'm probably going to put some time in on .hack later, maybe FFXII. Have fun with your crappy beer.

>implying
and you sound like you should end your relationship then

>wife on vacation
>playing Nintendo

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You can't be around your gf 24/7, shit gets old after a while. You don't understand why boomer comedians would make jokes like "take my wife, please!"

maybe you should get jobs and hobbies then.
it's one thing to do your own thing, it's another to just go on vacation for a week or longer on your own

What's wrong with having Tom Hanks The 'Burbs style adventures while your wife is away?

THIS

Obviously the average Yea Forums user wouldn't understand but being around the same person all the goddamn time is fucking annoying. Especially if it prevents you from doing the shit you actually wanna do like playing vidya, or doing your hobbies.

It's cool to have someone who's always there for you and loves you and all that crap, but the best relationship is the one where you can ignore each other and do your respective things but still support each other in actual important ways. Last GF I had, I encouraged her to go hang out with friends and do cool shit without me because it gave me ample time to do my cool shit and hang out with my friends. Literally no downside.

I won't ever move in with another woman ever again because it's not worth it.

Isn’t the Earthbound ROM a lot harder?

>THIS
>reddit spacing
>personal blog

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>I won't ever move in with another woman because no woman ever wants to move in with me.
Fixed that for you bud.

I actually understand that. I haven't been in a relationship that long, though. I don't get why you wouldn't want to go to a new country with your wife for example.

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i don't think so

You're right, give your wife and her boyfriend some alone time.

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she got blacked

Hope you got the rom with the antipiracy detector on it that makes the game nearly impossible.

HOW DOES IT END?!

Wadsmoosh Doom.

Projection the post

Only if the game detects that it's illegitimate.

this thread is full of insecure little shits
OP my gf is spending a few weeks in her home town. finished oddisey, celeste and just started Nier. shit's good

>me and gf need to go long distance over the summer
>despite the fact i know she's faithful I need to go back to my backwater town with the fear shel cheat
>havnt been back here in 4 years, lost about 4 stone since I was last here
>suddenly all the girls who wouldn't even give me the time of day back in high school are all fucking over me
>already cheated on her twice

Should I end it bros? I feel fucking awful