ITT: New Megaman bosses
ITT: New Megaman bosses
Dylan Bennett
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Eli Perez
9/10 cosplay
Luke Sanchez
what the fuck is wrong with florida?
Nicholas Green
idk but just saw that state off
Jackson Green
we're the best state, full of spics, niggers, and old neo con white men, and a whooooole lots of jews in Miami beach
Owen Long
I am both natively Chinese AND Floridian.
I feel like my whole life needs an apology.
Nathaniel Morgan
Anthony Green
Florida criminal records are accessible by the media so long as the names get filed off.
Naturally this leads to news articles like OPs. I imagine wild stuff happens in other places too, but the news just never finds out.
Thomas Sanders
I bet he rolled his eyes back to be authentic and then failed the tombstone because he couldn't see the bartender anymore.
Samuel Rivera
Luke Taylor
FLORIDAMAN!!!!
Easton Thomas
who would win in a fight chuck norris or florida man?
Jaxson Thompson
Chuck Norris.
Daniel Collins
Mmmmmmmmmmm badass
Austin King
good pic, last one cheered me up
Samuel Ross
>reaches inside her and disembowels her
How is this even possible? What did he rip out? The cervix?
Michael Bennett
>kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal
I feel for the guy. Just look at his face. He just wants to keep his dog bro around for as long as possible.
Ryder Price
Gavin Hill
What does tombstoning him mean
Hudson Cook
Don't tell me you aren't quality-build enough to ram your hand into a person's flesh like a knife and rip out their viscera like weeds from a lawn
the weaklings I share this place with, fuck
Jason Ramirez
It just a fucking dog
Jeremiah Rivera
Based man of large chested tan women
Michael Mitchell
>he never pulled a fatality on a girl he liked
Brayden Brooks
its both
and
any state with public records like that would have lots of crazy stories, but florida is a perfect storm of people who have nothing in common and lots of reasons to resent eachother.
Also our main form of industry is tourism and taking care of old rich people. Florida is litterally americas prostitute.
I can take solace in the fact that a state with so many climate change deniers will be absolutely buttfucked by it.
Kayden Perry
he was sticking sharp objects inside her beforehand. So i imagine he just reached, hooked his fingers on a birth canal tear, and just went DOOM (2016) on her.
Hunter Anderson
Kek, amazing pic
Eli Evans
Lucas Torres
I live in Florida and can confirm that this state is not real.
Sebastian Morgan
sounds more like a cesspit of vomit
Dominic Smith
and it meant more to someone than your depressing ass ever will with that mindset
Brody Wood
It's not what you did that was wrong son, it's who you did it to.
Austin Long
Get equipped with : Sunshine Stake
Nathaniel Rivera
>all this Florida Man
>no Florida Woman
Thomas Peterson
yeah dogfags are insane
Brody Hughes
Ian Adams
Seriously why nobody has made a movie/tvshow/videogame/book about all the floridaman/woman stories there are around? They are always hilarous
Kevin Stewart
>projecting
what a sad life you must have
Benjamin Phillips
Clearly a lot happier than yours.
Justin Hughes
"MMMh that's 20 pure strikes, HUUNNGLH"
Bentley Taylor
GTA florida would be awesome. Not vice city florida. Just a modern florida where everyone does crazy shit all the time.
Jonathan Richardson
>Search "Florida Man / Florida Woman" on google
>Along with your birthday date
>Bring back something and make it a video game boss of it.
Julian Barnes
>le projecting
I hate how every nigger makes this ebin smartass response to every insult now. Shut the fuck up idiot
>hh durrrhhb projactan
Jordan Powell
how can you be natively both
stupid fuck
Jeremiah Davis
Police reports must be publicly released ASAP, even if its just the preliminary report without investigation or conviction. So things get reported basically without any further filtering. Its basically the equivalent of listening to the CB radio and taking it as gospel truth.
Lucas Reyes
Joshua Hall
Austin Martinez
wickmind
Jackson Barnes
The heat drives us crazy and there's too many assholes from New York and Latin America that need to fuck off
Blake Turner
Is Florida american's Australia?
Bentley Rivera
Hell fucking yes
Wyatt Green
You’ve never had a dog, have you?
Liam Miller
>blocks snoys path
Isaiah Scott
Easton James
This poster is a sociopath, non white, or both
Juan Peterson
It's a wrestling move.
Jonathan Rivera
It's a piledriver but he's facing the other way.
Brandon Brown
Why do people get mad at somebody saying things like this.
user, there's nothing wrong with your logic.
Adrian Campbell
You forgot jews in boca
Landon Allen
If you're Australian and get what I'm saying; Florida is the Queensland of America.
Daniel Rivera
Oranges and heat drive a human wild
David Davis
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Boss goes around the map turning npcs into mobs by giving them the wet willy.
It's kinda funny considering I was called a rapist not long ago for giving some girl a wet willy while I was drunk.
Easton Reed
Based user triggering the roasties.
William Morgan
Maybe he was born at the chinese embassy in Florida.
Adam King
You technically were, depending on the country/state. There are quite a few where rape constitutes of unwilling penetration.
Benjamin Diaz
>reached inside woman and disemboweled her
That's so fucking metal
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William Hughes
This has some sense because here in Spain the most weird place for these kind of things is Valencia, home of Oranges and Hot here.
I'll also include High Humidity levels and the wind into the equation of driving somebody into a Florida Man state.
Jackson Anderson
I thought toledo and leon were way hotter.
Jordan Gonzalez
HMMMMMMMMMM
Leo Cox
BING BING WAHOO
Jayden Peterson
So whats Catalonia's excuse for being retarded?
Brayden Ramirez
That last one though. Thanks for cheering me up.
Landon Fisher
In terms of degrees, hottest place is Écija (Seville). Like +40º on summer usually.
But the humidity makes feeling the temperatures like 10º more.
Jonathan Hall
I know Yea Forums loves to bitch about California but goddamn, Florida is by far the biggest joke in the country.
Jayden Baker
Eating Calçots
Michael Hall
>Ohio Man
ya blew it
Ryan Foster
Can't Florida be normal for once?
Bentley Myers
good god. no wonder the spanish tried to get the fuck out of there and sit on a tiny wooden ship for a year to get to the new world
Jaxson Lee
Yeah but at least Florida is funny bad, it's good entertainment when you're looking at it from a distance. California is just terrible and infects everything it touches.
Elijah Lee
STAIN NIGGERS
Sebastian Gomez
i have more respect for chaos than for planned suicide
Dylan Foster
looks legit
Brody Peterson
Oh fuck no, as a Florida Man myself, Visiting California made me appreciate South Florida, because holy fuck California is disgusting and insane on a whole other level.
Florida is Chaotic Neutral, California is Lawful Evil
Michael Morris
Jews
Yanks
Latinos
Haitians
Gavin Walker
>california is so awful it makes america rich and pays for the other states' welfare
lo
Jonathan Williams
They could change the law so the media doesn't have access to those records. Other states would be similar if they opened access to those records.
Josiah Moore
Sony is afraid of this.
Cooper Gray
chinese tourists have no manners
Easton Brown
Hows the aids burger?
Xavier Ward
It's the fucking Postal dude.
Jordan Howard
Mmmmmmmm don't wanna mess with him
Christopher Rivera
Why can't more states have public records?
Gavin Moore
go to bed kyro
Chase Evans
Look at her way, she knows she can escape Bowser's dungeon.
Jonathan Martin
Listening to subhuman politicians.
Kevin Rodriguez
man I feel so old whenever I see a florida man story since it reminds me of reading fark in middle school
Aaron Nelson
Elijah Russell
Most of Spain is just a glorified desert.
Jace Reed
>Meanwhile there's the Great Green North known as Galicia
I love you guys
Evan Torres
>tfw live in florida
>want to move out but there are literally no economic opportunities to do so
Jayden Anderson
Russia btfo
Jayden King
Fuck off
Thomas Robinson
Gotchu senpai.
Michael Sullivan
and jews in Jupiter
Michael King
>Florida Man thread
>People start talking about Spain
>Spain conquered Florida and it was the last land which got sold to USA from Spanish Kingdom
I see a pattern here.
Luis Lopez
isnt galicia the poor region of spain?
Charles Russell
Jonathan Sullivan
Jackson Bailey
Florida has been in the top 5 growing state populations for like a decade. It is americas containment board
Chase Cook
Stupid Yea Forumstards fall for everything
Zachary Gomez
Brody Scott
based crazy demanding sex
Aiden Wilson
[chair clattering]
Henry Jackson
No, you can keep the gators, just get the Twittershit off of it.
Nathaniel Hughes
mmmmmmmmmmmm don't wanna mess with him
Jordan Butler
this kills the snoyfag
Michael Fisher
Jaxson Roberts
I'm not australian but I'm from florida. What do you mean ausbro?
Logan Lopez
you go user. ive tried it as well but this shit is unstoppable. fuck social media
Robert Cook
Nathaniel Howard
the american dream
Jose Jenkins
Let's play a game.
Search up "Florida Man" and your date and month of birth. Post results.
Cooper Collins
Florida Oranges are a meme.
Most of our citrus was wiped out by canker years ago, then cities started ripping out trees from residents yards. A lot of the oranges you find aren't even grown locally anymore.
Noah Jackson
Extremadura is
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Christian Bell
I still don't understand the meme
Ethan Scott
is that justin timberlake? lol
Logan Adams
John Wright
>Imagine being such a flaming faggot that you have a 10/100 qt goth gf and you refused to have sex with her.
This unironically makes me want to kill myself.
John Allen
Josiah Rivera
Holy fuck
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Kayden Robinson
Based bugs where are you to help us
Jacob Gray
PFRRROOOOH:DDDDDD
Colton Perez
Els únics retrasats són els esp*nyols
Owen Ortiz
Floridaman! Floridamaaaaaan!
Julian Bennett
>10/100
Michael Reed
>Incelaphant
Leo King
yeah its ruining comment sections as well.
>nobody:
>everybody: hurr durr.
Ethan Sanders
They were wiped out by dirty fucking slants. Chinks destroyed our orange juice industry.
Daniel Green
30 years of leftie propaganda and ridiculous laws that have gone unpunished.
Wyatt Allen
does he go crazy from the carbonation?
Thomas Young
i bet this dude was right
Chase Wright
Jack Rivera
Nah he's just energetic from the sugar.
Ethan Miller
La meva besàvia andalusa no hauria d'haver casat mai amb algú de vosaltres.
Vés-ho endavant, deixeu-vos anar i jo em riu quan els musulmans us reemplaçaran idiotes
John Moore
The sugar rush and caffeine, more likely. He did drink half the bottle in one go.
Wyatt Howard
cute bunny.
Lincoln Perez
A qt.
Juan Russell
>that video
Dominic Clark
>be extremely wealthy from inca gold and silver
>manage to blow it all
>be extremely religious
>doesnt even turn morocco christian
>unify under a single crown early
>still have problems with autonomy
i never understadn how spain got this incompetent when they got everything they ever could wish for
Ethan Reyes
Noah Harris
Yes a very bouncy boy.
William Perez
got, I want her to put a knife of my dick when I wake up and demand if I dreamt of some other girl.
Dylan Rogers
Everybody in this video looks inbred
Bentley Green
She looks better than 1/10 come on man
Landon Ramirez
Say what you want about the british empire but at least the english had the smart idea of exporting their people out to the colonies in America and Australia.
Juan Miller
Based, he literally did nothing wrong. Fuck minions, those niggers are literally everywhere. Poor retard in the suit though.
Chase Green
So chill.
Hudson Hall
Luis Clark
According to the article she's not crazy, she was just drunk.
Connor Bailey
imagine if the genders were reversed
Robert Allen
Gators love to sunbathe.
Liam Richardson
This is the report on her arrest.
James King
Amazing.
Julian Bell
>a cuban
color me surprised
Nicholas Hall
>free gibs for the north
>about to sign free gibs for catalonia too
>cuckservative corrupt party stops it
>cue all of this
Jonathan Edwards
The Italian wars fucked them. It all stems from getting involved with (((Venetians))) and the church. Spain aimed to unify the world under Catholicism rather than just being happy exploiting third world subhumans and getting rich like the Dutch and Bongs.
Jack Gomez
>crazy in the head, crazy in bed
Connor Davis
>LITERAL SHIT SKIN
Kek. You can't make this shit up
Justin Nelson
It's real life Yea Forums.
Benjamin Morris
Sides gone.
Thomas Taylor
>t. Chang
Oliver Bell
I'm pretty sure even by florida standards that guy in the minion suit is legit retarded
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
holy fuck I forgot about that cancerous fad on yt
Michael Rodriguez
>Indian River County Jail
fuck, I live close to that place.
Jaxson Gomez
>assault with deadly weapon
>alligator.
Matthew Thompson
>I thought I had the minion's consent
Robert Foster
>tfw no sex-crazed goth gf
Jackson Ross
o h
Ryder Bailey
>Samantha Hernandez, who was naked and beligerent
Connor Howard
Nothing makes girls more mad than refusing to have sex with them when they want you. It gets right at their self-worth and drives them insane.
Henry Moore
Seeing her boyfriend, its probably that he was too lazy to fuck her.
Cameron Gonzalez
>not even his first attempt
Joshua Robinson
It doesn't really work the same way, I as a man have never encountered a woman I'd be physically intimidated of. Cops were probably called because he was more scared of being accused of assaulting her if he tried to subdue her.
Oliver Parker
Angel Rivera
Welp
Grayson Phillips
Is... is this actually feasible?
Ryan Carter
the hero we needed but didn't deserve
Hudson Nguyen
Imagine being such a bitch that you call the cops for your drunk gf scratching you and ripping your shirt
Elijah Flores
February 3rd.
Brandon Martinez
You should visit her sometime
Jason Garcia
>t, virgin
Gabriel Bell
Well, at least that man tought about it twice
Jose Collins
If she was sperging out, it's better to call the police, unless you want to be sued for hitting her or something.
He's a faggot for not giving her a good dicking, though.
Henry Cruz
If you can avoid getting cucked by the waves, winds, currents, and have plenty of supplies, sure.
Ethan Jenkins
We have Neo-Nazis and KKK members here too. Don't forget them.
Joshua Howard
>Dolphin
Colton Green
Well shit I didn't know Jotaro was in town, did he bring his daughter too?
Jayden Baker
this is still my favorite florida man story
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Brody King
>failing to rape him
Pathetic.
Chase Ward
Adam Hill
dolphins are sexy
Carson Stewart
Brandon Howard
Nolan Thompson
How the fuck would you even know its the same fucking cat after 14 years?
Aiden Lopez
>t. Happily married
Unless their relationship was already toxic or he was actually scared for his saftey. seems like a bad move
Jacob Morris
Actually it isn't just the Chinese on this one. Shitty people on spring break do this kind of shit all the time. Had a lady from Tennessee a few month ago steal a turtle egg just to take it home with her. She posted it on social media like a dumbass and got fined. I don't understand why vacationers think our home is their fucking trash can. What happens in Florida is gonna start getting your ass beat.
And you niggers in Africa need to come take your Sahara sand back. Our sunsets look weird now and I don't like it
Carson Walker
Having government workers is not impressive.
Adam Evans
Thomas White
based patty
Logan Gray
The wealth they did get from new world also fucked them through inflation.
Hudson Taylor
God these women are making me horny.
Zachary Rogers
who /pensacola/ here
Tyler Rivera
All the best weapons have names.
Jacob Howard
>ripping trees out of residents yards
What why? Here in Canada, Quebec at least as far as I know, we got like a letter where we had to have a tree on the property or get fined. Why would they waste time and money removing trees from people's lawns?
Aiden Sanders
Ni hao Tienanmen Square Massacre
Dominic Scott
I wouldn't trust a single one of those.
Ian James
>tfw live in miami
I hate this shithole so much.
Jonathan Harris
>new
Floridaman has been around for ages, man.
Dylan Reyes
Better question is why the dude looks like hitler lol
Joshua Perez
Some girls are really weird.
Juan Mitchell
damn it feels good to be american
Asher Richardson
It used to be so much better in the 90s
At least Doralzeula is ok in my book
Daniel Butler
>Killed 5 gators, ate them for Super Bowl dinner
Jaxson Bell
>people come to the beach for Spring Break
>leave their fucking trash (GLASS FUCKING BOTTLES) all over the shore
>could easily cut your foot walking around since they can slide under the sand
>do this for years until city bans alcohol on the beach and tourists trickle elsewhere
>to a new city, rinse and repeat
Disgusting behavior. Humans are filth
>almost had Freaknik in my home city a few years back
wew lads
Oliver Thomas
The greatest superhero/supervillain to ever walk this earth.
Mason Mitchell
I bet he didn't even give him some pure strikes before trying the Tombstone.
Hunter Peterson
Man has great taste.
Adam White
why is it "forced to have sex" but not "rape"?
Jeremiah Wood
Same, after 2000 it went to shit. Fucking snowbirds ruin everything.
Nathaniel Garcia
Rape means privilege + power so only white males can do it.
Christopher Adams
>"From 2000 to 2006, tree-cutting crews roamed South Florida neighborhoods, cutting down healthy citrus trees within 1,900 feet of infected ones, in an attempt to prevent the disease from spreading to Florida’s commercial citrus groves. The campaign, which failed to stop the disease, infuriated many homeowners who felt their rights were being trampled on to protect a powerful industry."