Game tries to be spooky

>game tries to be spooky
>it's adorable instead

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Stop posting that sexy doll.

Mom says it's my turn on Xbox.

>game tries to be adorable
>its spooky instead

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STOP GIVING ME A DOLL FETISH AAAAAAAAAAA

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Positively SLAMMED

Imagine this thing breaking into your bedroom at night and forcing itself on top of you cowgirl position.

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I didn't ask for this erection

I want to lead it around with my finger

that dog deserves a kicking

I jumped

pitbulls and their owners shoud be put to death

What are these dolls called

I find the lickers in RE2 to be pretty cute

I think it's a Dollfie Dream that's had its mouth customised

Fuck off trash

>game tries to be spooky
>gives you a slight heartattack and a good chuckle instead
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You got a creepy Mikku doll. We allready got it the last 6367 times. Thx for the reminder.

Shut up baby killer

Thanks

>that doll general on /jp/
Literally the creepiest thread on the entire website.

>game tries to be spooky
>makes you horny instead

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>party member has a tragic background
>halfway the game he gets some heartwarming closure

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>pitbulls
>highest % of dog attacks
>niggers
>highest % of pitbull owners
really makes you wonder

damn, that must be one happy boy

Sauce

now post the fleshlight mod webm on this thing

>when you're so lonely a ghost girl haunting you seems enjoyable

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I need this doll.
I don't care if it's 1 of 1, I need it. It's just too cute

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>pitbulls
>highest % of dog attacks

do you think ghost girls can play co-op?

It's literally just a slightly modified stock doll, user.
Miku's sold out from the official site, but you could always try with one of the standard models.
ec.volks.co.jp/category/0104/

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>really makes you wonder
The only question is which animal learnt it's bad habits from which.

Holy shit how underage are you?

Pitbulls are the manlets of the dog world.

very cute

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>See image
>First thought is mating press
I hate being such a pervert.

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Why does it have that weird sharpie split on the mouth

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why are incels so scared of pitbulls?

It's so small, anyone scared of it is a spineless cuck

Still waiting for the hot glue version.

It's a bulldog, retard.

she'd hot glue your head to a spike

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>game tries to be adorable
>it's Spooky instead

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SMASHED

...~desuuu

I recognize that porno

wanna know how I got these scars?

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someone donate me money to buy a cute doll

DESPITE

ghost cu

I dont see him spooky but rather adorable and playful, hes just excited to play with his master

im going to kidnap this fat nip's doll

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tie

That's the point of the thread you narc

You're retarded, unironically

she got to her butt x.x lucky ugly old jap lady

>cutting its cheeks for le ebin spooky factor
cringe

Why the fuck do people even get these monstrosities? If you want a retarded looking but cute dog that won't mistake your kids for food why not just get a bulldog instead?

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we have seven dogs, long story its a farm. One of the dogs is a genetic freak border collie that's basically double the size of his typical breed.

I forget that people are fucking terrified of him because he's a fucking wuss and I've lived around animals all my life, so I see this thing and just go "aw he wants to play" when I assume to someone who doesn't know dogs its what, worrying? Doesn't justify leaving small children around animals that you can't implicitly trust (which is basically none of them since you also have to trust the kid doesn't immediately try and commit suicide by sticking its fingers in its ass or something)

There are more temperamental breeds, there are exceptions in temperate breeds. My only rule is don't get something you can't fully look after and preferably don't get some poor bastard that's been bred with a series of problems. It's not just obvious stuff like these poor shits or pugs, its big things like wolfhounds. Fuck me I loved our wolfhound but they don't generally make it past 6-8 because their gut is fucked from breeding.

Get a mutt, that hybrid vitality will make them outlive anything with a pedigree easily.

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