What video games are you playing today Yea Forums?

What video games are you playing today Yea Forums?
What are you going to be eating and drinking inbetween?

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I want to ____ Astolfo

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astolfo is SHIT.

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Probably some Hollow Knight, I dunno.
At least answer OP's question, you horny fuck.

Can you stop derailing the thread.

No, we all know this is what you wanted anyways.

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cringe

I've been playing FFIX and Cuphead recently you handsome faggot.

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Boypussy > c*nny

Bridget and Hideyoshi: Soul
Astolfo and Felix: Soulless

cringe.

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yikes

What if you are aware it's gay

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based

100% based and correct.

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Bloodstained,Monster Hunter World, and Hollow Knight. Maybe some Splatoon 2 and FGO

Agartha was shit

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Fuck, "is" shit

Bump

But what if

boycunny

Liking dicks doesn't make you gay. I would never fuck nor suck a dick, but I damn well will fap to a good looking one.

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It makes you bi. Straight men don't like dicks.

Would you let your dick get sucked by someone with a dick? Asking for a friend.

But I'm not attracted to men. Fapping to futa doesn't make you gay. A dick is a dick. If you can't appreciate a good looking dick then you have something wrong with you.
No that's gay.

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mgr revengeance and blood. no idea where the moon key is in e2m3 and it's pissing me off so i'll probably cont. mgr until i feel like trying that again.

Lets look at the root contruction of the word homosexual.
homo meaning same and sexual which should be obvious.
Since you have a dick and you are also fapping to dick then you have the big gay.

>A dick is a dick. If you can't appreciate a good looking dick then you have something wrong with you.
Straight men don't write things like this.
Go ask the Chads in your college class if it's straight to like trannies, see what they say.

>No that's gay.
It's just a way to show deep appreciation for a nice looking dick.

Dilate.

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At this point I have probably blew few gallons worth to Kuro.

I'm not attracted to trannies, I'm attracted to their dicks, however. I don't seek out attractive men and then look at their dicks, I seek out attractive dicks and only want that.

It may be a homosexual act but it doesn't make them gay.

But that's gay.

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based

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>I seek out attractive dicks
You're bi. Straight men don't make statements like this.
Just quit with the mental gymnastics, it's beyond pathetic.

>But that's gay.
Stop trying to label things. Who cares if it's gay as long as it feels good?

You're gay. I'm straight. I am not romantically interested in men so I am not gay. If I saw a dick IRL I wouldn't pop a boner, but if I'm jerking off and see a good licking dick I'll jack it to it.

This is how actual straight men react to fags.
If your reaction to male on male intercourse is anything but this, you are gay.

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>I'm straight.
>if I'm jerking off and see a good licking dick I'll jack it to it.
I'll just let the evidence speak for it itself.

Well I suppose if you believe the school of thought where being gay is how you live you're life and not specific acts then you'd have a point, but actively seeking out homosexual acts would be living your life like a homo either way.

based and /fit/pilled

>see a good licking dick
>licking dick
This is quite the Freudian slip.

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FUCK

But gay porn is gay. Seeing a good looking dick in straight porn and admiring it isn't gay at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=bN6KgrntDIg

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>I am not romantically interested in men so I am not gay
You're sexually interested in dicks, so you're not straight.

your gay bro

Dota like always. i dont wanna play this though.

>Seeing a good looking dick in straight porn and admiring it isn't gay at all.
The "admiring" part makes it gay.

bro stop calling me gay. I'm getting upset.

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Oh no no no

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Suck my dick, faggot.

mfw this closetfag's denial is just proving right.

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He's not a trapfag though, he just likes dicks.

I'm directly saying that he's wrong. Nowhere in the bottom panel does it say anything about just liking dicks. I'm saying that ONLY liking dicks (in addition to women) isn't gay.

You are sexually attracted to a man's body part. You have the big gay.

>I'm saying that ONLY liking dicks (in addition to women) isn't gay.
You're right, it's bisexual. Which the image literally says

Been playing some Into the Breach and getting the achievements for each squad.
Drinking cola and chips like always.

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>I'm directly saying that he's wrong
Yeah, and your mental gymnastics make it obvious that you're coping.

But I'm not attracted to the fact that the dick is on a male. If the dick was on a futa with primarily female features it would look just as appealing. The dick in isolation is perfectly fine.

I'm not gay though. I would never date nor fuck a man.

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>cola and chips
disgusting

gay ass nigga

Dicks are inherently male, user. Now bend over already.

I'm sorry for you, marketer, you just wanted to know which brand to associate your videogame with

>I'm not gay though.
Yeah, you're bisexual. We've been over this

I know it's bad but I like it too much.

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I'm not bisexual though. I'm as straight as an arrow aside from the fact that I think dicks are aesthetic

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>>>/lgbtumblr/

Mental gymnastics.

Mathematically I'm like 99% straight and 1% gay so I'm basically 100% straight.

>likes dicks
>but is also a homophobe who won't admit he's bi
lol

>Mathematically
AKA numbers pulled straight out of your ass

You're too weak willed.

Zero problems with homosexuality, I'm just comfortable with my sexuality enough to know what's considered straight or not.

Only thing I'm gonna pull out of my ass is your dick you fag.

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Ruka and Totsuka: Kino

>I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
Obviously not since your so insecure over liking dicks.

He doesn’t like men so he’s not gay

He likes dicks, so he's not straight.

Muscular Astolfo is based

Nothing
Depression
Gin

The virgin traptranny
>spams their shit every thread
>delusional losers that can only perform mental gymnastics to escape objective facts
>homosexuals in love with Male body parts
>have a near half suicide rate
>attempt to become traps like le epic anime
>ironic weebs
>get blackmailed by /r9k/ discords
>consume onions and estrogen
The based tomboy chad
>actually likes anime
>intelligent and masculine scholars that appreciate actual females
>use only objective and factual arguments
>live happy healthy lives as actual men
>are so high test they easily emit it spreading masculinity and enlightening others naturally

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I'm not insecure you fag. I'm proud to like dicks but I know I will never ever fall in love with a male, making me straight.

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Homosexuality is defined by being attracted to men or masculinity. Because penises are inherently masculine (do not say “feminine penis,” that doesn’t exist), being attracted to penises is gay. Therefore, if that user isn’t attracted to men but is attracted to penises, he probably doesn’t have the big gay, but he definitely at least has the little gay.

Straight males aren't attracted to dicks. This isn't my opinion, it's not up for debate.
Your mental gymnastics are not an argument.

/pol/ was a fucking mistake. Can't even have a thread about video games without it devolving into tranny and trump shitposting.

>Straight males aren't attracted to dicks
Says you.

>OP pic had Astolfo
>”Thread about video games”
You must be new here

Nope. As I said it's not my opinion, it's a fact. Straight men by definition aren't aroused by dicks. Go argue with Merriam-Webster if you have a problem with it, closetfag.

Anyone who posts Astolfo in the OP doesn't want a video game thread. This thread should've been deleted already.

It's too hot, I don't feel like playing anything.

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I'm not in the closet. I don't like men.
Literally provide a source proving that dicks are inherently gay.

I’m an actual gay man with no attraction to women at all and I’m attracted to traps because they have dicks. If you like traps, you’re not straight.

Gay, straight, who cares. All I know is that I need to fuck Astolfo.

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You're such a god damn retard

I'm not attracted to traps. I just like dicks. I wouldn't fap to traps if they didn't have dicks.

Based

>I wouldn't fap to traps if they didn't have dicks.
You’re not helping your case here.

>see cute looking "girl"
>fap
>reveals it has a dick
>oh shit my boner isn't killed because I'm cool with that already
not gay
>seek out attractive men
>jerk it to them regardless of what their dick looks like
that's gay.
see the difference?

STOP FALLING FOR THE BAIT YOU RETARDS HE JUST WANTS YOU TO BUMP HIS THREAD SO HE CAN GET MORE TRAP PICS

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Ducktales Remastered. Still such a fun game.
Vegetarian Schnitzels with Basmati rice and sweet chili sauce.
Water

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So you only fap to things that have dicks? Do you fap to vags?

Except the statement “I wouldn't fap to traps if they didn't have dicks“ implies:
>See a cute looking “girl”
>Fap
>Reveal she actually has a vagina
>Boner is dead because you wouldn’t fap to them if they didn’t have a dick