User YOU BLOODY IDIOT

Filipino swag inbound

>implying I’d ever give up my wizard powers

Will it be a litter or just one baby?

post it

"oi guvnor, why do i bloody sound like this?"

I can't fucking believe it

No, the plus sign means you're pregnant, dumbass.

...

what does having children and starting a family feel like bros

Who's bitch is this

I'LL BASH YOU UP PROPER NEXT TIME I SWERRR

Based

I would swallow it whole straight from the source.

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user I want a family and children but I have shit tier genetics because my parents were drug addicts/alcoholics and my dad committed suicide
Not trying to be a debbie downer but what do
I just wanna be a dad

Hol fuck, post the orinal if it exists or a link to it

we've already had this thread several times for the past few days

source

You just be yourself bro

I would if I had it.

no fucking way.
they didn't.

Her baby? What the fuck dude?

Adopt
Surrogate
Become a cuck

fucking Pinoy

>those different art styles.

Not buying it, this is just pasted together to look like it.

stop asking for source on this pic, there's no real xenoblade edit of the exodia picture you faggots

FUUUUCK

Pleas fucking do it before Jannies do something

>become a cuck
probably adopt honestly
I don't want my kids to go through the same shit I went through/am going through

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just stop

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Relax. He's a politician.

it's not my fault I'm into some wicked nasty stuff

Sauce on sauce?

>tfw he fell for the dickgirl meme
why do artist keep doing this and who keeps paying them to do it? how much do autist give them?

We have this thread everyday
clean it up, jannie

>dickgirl meme
i can only find a dickless version. what are you smoking?

If you get rich you can fix that. Well maybe it's cheaper now too. Last time i checked it cost about 150k - they create a bunch of fertilized eggs, let them go into 4cell-stage separate them and sequence one part. Then they select one with the best genome = final result is a disease free kid.

putang ina mo, mag pangap kapa

>only had one gf ever
>had sex with her a lot for one month
>her period was late
>she was scared shitless
>I was secretly so fucking happy
>turns out that it was just due to stress from exams
>she was relieved
>I was so disappointed I

Man... Why cant we go back to how things were? Why complicate our lives like this. I just want to be a dad and have many many children...
Am now 30 btw.

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Couldn't have been me, I don't touch old hags

I mean his art in general you tard.

Bawal negro at kano dito.
Unless mapera ka.

Being a father to many children is insanely complicated and difficult, stop idealising.

Just get an abortion, not like there are any social repercussions for it these days

Good, now I can marry the Welsh cat and be the father to her children

You should be fucking happy you dodged that bullet.

But what will you do if you knock up a flip woman?

now where did I put my wire coat hanger

>Adopt
are you retarded
they dont let single guys adopt

>22 years old and never even kissed a girl
>not too worried about reproducing since brother has had multiple girlfriends and will likely get married and have kids one day
>turns out he wants to transition now
>suddenly all the pressure of continuing the bloodline is on me
What the fuck did I do to deserve this

Kids are great, but they consume your entire life, no joke.

I have tw oand that's about as much as I am physically able to handle.

It doesn't help that my wife is a lazy phone addicted layabout pig

I'm 29, never had sex or even a gf
What do?

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LMAO @ americans

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time to seppuku

think about what branch of magic you want to master beginning in a year

>He doesn't know about the life bug exploit that allows you to extend your life by eating foetuses

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Shit man, that actually sucks. Try to burn the pressure as fuel for actually getting it done I guess.

fug

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>tfw my uncle is a filthy fucking degenerate
>tfw he's a tin-foil hatter but was a really cool guy when I was growing up
>after multitude of heart-attacks, finally refused treatment a few years ago
>goes to philippines and bangs teenagers due to age of consent being lower
>abandons family eventually and pumps more phillipinos out
>he was ultimately retarded, but family

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sounds like he enjoyed life more than you ever will

he was banging hot teens while you were crying about drumpf on twitter

Based uncle, truly an inspiration.

Fucked if I know, i'm 32 and in the same situation