What is Yea Forums's opinion on shortstacks in vidya?

that's what model edits are for

Can you think of any game (non H) where a shortstack is an actual romance option?

No. For some reason that's considered too pedo.

So I should roll a gnome on classic?

yes

shortstacks make manlet children, non-PiV sex only

Rather have a tallstack. Short girls don't look good in ballgowns compared to leggy babes. Also, Granblue Fantasy has a whole race of shortstacks, but most of them have boring or awful personalities

>tfw no gobbo gf

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Fuck bioware. Fuck 'em hard.

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For me, it's dwarves.

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I love shortstacks and want to get commissioned for WoW shortstacks, as long as goblins don't look like witches.

Giant shortstacks are the best.

I wanna fuck Harriet!

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what a new coat of paint can do. and the glowy hair.

Good taste

I want to marry and impregnate a WoW Gnome.

What would be better than a short, cute wife who is very intelligent and easy to pick up and cuddle?

Goat wife.

I want to marry and impregnate a Draenei and spend the rest of my life with her. Lightforged are perfectly acceptable as well.

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M-more?

not video games

>be brit bong
>30 something 5ft5 woman at work with giant fake breasts
>really chavvy, working class OI YA CUNT cheeky attitude
>always flirting with me and making jokes

brehs i so badly want to bend her over and absolutely pound her, shes basically a real life shortstack goblin

3D is PD

Do it then?

>5ft5
Too tall.

5 foot 5 is literally average for females

5'5" isn't short.

That's why I say if her height starts with four, I want more.

downgrade

actually youre right, o horribly guessed that, shes at most 5ft2/3, either way shes fucking TINY with a huge chest and a filthy attitude

i wish

absolutely dogshit taste

It's not bad but shortstacks more often than not are five foot nothing at the tallest

just checked by looking up the height of her car and comparing that to her, shes 5ftlol if even that

Some human contact in real life

>3D PD

Love em so much I recently met a shortstack at work.

>Literally around the same age as me
>We're the two youngest at our job
>Older co-workers always say we always are together n shit
>Just try my best and keep a smile while doing work.

Bros. Am I going to make it? I just have a big problem and I think you guys would hate me if I told you what I didn't like about her and call me a faggot or something.

I approve

Don't. Fuck. Co-workers.

Unless you have already given two weeks notice.

Why not? It's just a warehouse job.

Buns are always #1!

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>>Twilight Princess
>short STACKED
repeat after me, shortSTACK, as in big tiddys

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They're good.

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I want a Gnome wife like this

Nobody asked pics about the co-workers girl who I work with but here you go anyways since she's top tier in the shortstack department. Shame she's a bit too short (3foot7) but she's nice.

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Granblue fantasy

>those hips and thighs
GOD

womanlets give birth to manlets

>3'7
>almost half my height

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jesus christ those hips are glorious

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luv shortstack
luv tall women
luv muscular women
'ate fat women
'ate whores
'ate sjw designs
simple as

>109 cm
>those fucking hips
you better be fucking kidding
i'd pick her up and make her ride on my back and dick everywhere i went
t. 6'2" manlet
spotted the dwarf

>3ft 7in
Nani?

Tall girls are better.

>109.22 centimeters

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You best be hitting that like a freight train my man.

don't care about it in vidya, but i knew a shortstack in college, some of the best times i had were with that girl.

you gullible idiots

she is jessi from red letter media, pic is from one of their behind the scenes videos

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It will be countered by my giant size and giant cock

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doesn't mean i wouldn't fuck

Oh shit, how did I not notice? shes hot to be fair.
So's mike.

>Has to ruin the fun

Why are there always these people. Just kill yourself you fucking autistic faggot

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Wasnt there some big drama with her or something?

Yes please

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>being an autistic faggot making up lies about people he claims to know is fun
you are gay

Hello fellow gentleman

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>not wanting a goblin shortstack cumslut obsessed with having her holes stretched out and is hyper eager to please

gnomes are for fags

>wanting a slut

I love my Gnome wife

They're great.

Senran Kagura.

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>still no game recommendations beyond Zelda
HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE SO FEW SHORTSTACKS IN VIDYA?

OH YEAH THERE'S ALSO THAT DRAGON FLYING GAME WITH THE DWARF PRINCESS.

Cuz it has 99% of backfiring. Principles matter, unless you are a nigger.

Divinity.

i want to see the dwarf princess please

IS that a yordle? Dose it count as furry?

The best kind of shortstack, really. You're also using a very outdated definition of the word.

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What's the opinion on shortstack mermaid? like a merdwarf, mergnome or mergremlin.

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don't think there is, but the end result looks very similar to my mmo char

If you think that, you're just using a wrong definition of the word. If someone either doesn't have big tits or isn't short, they're disqualified. It's that simple.

So what's the problem preventing ypu from tapping an irl shortstack, the dream of every user itt?

Kinda manface, she would be better with more round face, and lotsa freckles

Not really they're more like lightly fuzzy smurfs with big ears and fangs.

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So why is it that Midna was such an important catalyst for all the shortstack threads and art we have today, then?

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WoW has body mods right? Do people make their characters in game look like shortstacks? Anyone got pics?

>tattoo and titty window
trash

looks like one of those deformed goblin-babies

Than Im on board. I want to play with those fuzzy ears.

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>What is Yea Forums's opinion on shortstacks in vidya?
i didnt fap in 3 days and i get a hard on from my femal office collegues red leggings she is wearing today
so yes the answer is: uffffffffff

I don't see them that way.

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They prefer to be called Americans

She's got the charisma

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Granblue Fantasy and uhhhhh.....

MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
SOUCE

Being big-bottomed and short is more than enough to be considered a shortstack is what I'm getting at.

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bros i didnt fap in days because of various reasons and i get constant boners
i waited over 10 minutes standing today morning for my boner to calm down so i can leave my room
long speech short i am at work right now and have the urge to fap but i never done it
any tips on fapping at work?

If her height doesn't start with four, see her straight to the door.

at the most the females can look like furries but thats mostly rare and haven't made an appearance except for that one shopkeeper ingame.

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>tips on fapping at work
dont, get of 4 chan.

Fuck off, sseth

why
i want to try doing it under my desk
but where do i cum to? the load is gone be very big since i didnt to it in days

>Midna
Midget, not shortstack

maybe i can be your gobbo gf?

>people are now trying to change the definition of shortstack

This is how bad the board has gotten.

so whats a shortstack anyway

use the load as disguise cream and sneak it into your or someone else's coffee or assorted beverage.

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who is trying to change that?

>sub5ft girl with giant breasts

thats literally it.

Giant breasts or WIDE HIPS/THICK THIGHS YOURE FORGETTING THE THIGHS AND HIPS

this

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Wait until the next team meeting, jizz a graph of projected revenue on the wall to impress colleagues

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I forgot that they scrapped this concept from the pentakill video.

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Still not sure why people don't count her.
>inb4 no huge tits

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The term "shortstack" always sounded weird to me.

cause they're short and stacked
retard

Kill yourself with your 3DPD trash

Cuz she is ugu and not sexy in normal way. More like some kind of fucked way like furry.

>shitposting is fun
Kill yourself faggot and never ever post 3D again
Only drawings are allowed
Real people are fucking disgusting
Go away

What about Yordles?

Neverwinter nights

Yeah Yeah their great. Lemme get a link to the mod.

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Oppai lolis are like the same, right?

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No, fuck off with that shit

Do they have the hips to match?

There's a difference in their hips. Also an appeal of a shortstack can be the maturity.

Anyone have more of this or know where to find it?

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Granblue

I've never heard of calling someone stacked a stack.

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literally anywhere they dont censor loli
now leave faggot

>Cuz she is ugu and not sexy in normal way. More like some kind of fucked way like furry.
What the fuck does this even mean?

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smilin' back

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who makes these?

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A man with brains

Absolutely yes. Should be more of a thing.
>gnomes
>yordles
>midna
>goblins
>kobolds
>etc
Hnnnggg

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Love them all but it's a shame that asuras don't get enough love out there

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They are cute and fuzzy ears are a plus. That black creature looks like someting you should kill with fire.
Annoying atitude and voices. Ugly ears.

Disgusting

Can't speak for anyone else,but if it wasn't for Midna and the endless shortstack threads in here, I would never have discovered my fetish for them.

You guys realize these little ones are probably huge ass nymphos right? You would leave the bed only for them to slam or drag you back on there.

Okay but how tall is she?

They're trapped in a mediocre game.

>he wouldn't want those meaty, thick thighs wobbling each time you thrust it in, watching the bimbo tits jiggle
>not wanting to rub that fluffy, fuzzy hair
what a colossal faggot

>You would leave the bed only for them to slam or drag you back on there.

Thats exactly what i want.

>dated a girl who was like 4'8" in high school
>she gave me a fetish for tiny girls but I can never find any
Help bros where do I go for short chicks

Is that a bad thing?

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Problem with 3d gobos is that where is a woman mind attached to it. Also ofspring will be manlets, dont do it, stay with 2d.

Midna a cute

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I remember at work seeing a midget lady with massive tits. Like 50% of her body was tits. She looked surprisingly like some of this art and it surprised me since I didn't think people could actually have that body type. Imagine how heavy her tits are to her.

Her center of gravity is lower to the ground so it probably isn't as hard as if the same tits were on a taller woman.

I like them when they're still stronger than me despite their size
and then shrink me down to be even smaller than they are

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I can't help it man. Once you cradle a woman's head into your chest and have her assertively pull you down by your collar for a kiss, there's just no going back. You simply CRAVE more.

Midna gave me the fetish to begin with. She helped me figure out that I really like pear-shaped girls.

>I really like pear-shaped girls.

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Asura are fun

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Yeah, man. Wide hips and smaller bust is perfect.

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if given the opportunity would you fuck a midget?

>spoiler
Fuck yes, especially when it happens super slowly so she can take in every inch you lose as she goes from looking up to you to eye level to towering over you.

>ugu ears
>ugu feet
Maybe for you elgoblino

If pic related, I would fuck her to death.

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Name?

As long as they don't look like genderswapped Peter Dinklage, absolutely.

If they have the right proportions and don't look disabled then yes. But this is real life we're talking about.

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Gemma I think

Lulu is best, lol have garbage characters now.
Google it, I cant remember, she quit modeling thou.

>tfw no shortstack sidekick to heckle players and audience with
youtube.com/watch?v=yLXxgal6x14

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ugly whore with tattoos

It happens sometimes, she has normal proportions and dosnt look like potato

She's posted as an example every time. Same with that ass jiggling girl. We need more.

Diana Blake is pretty alright if you can tolerate her obnoxious personality

They are better

>had 4'11"
>had 5'10"
both have their advantages

e-hentai.org/g/1350682/2446d3f8e5/
This artist does some pretty good shortstack/oppai loli stuff

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loli-shit sucks

legal midget adult women is my fetish

YES

I like both for the size difference

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>tfw no sexually assertive 4'6" G-cup gf

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tfw no gf that likes to hug

>tfw no 4'6" G-cup gf that cradles her head into my chest and presses her tits against my stomach every time we hug

Cute

What's stopping you from fugging her user? Yourself? Someone else? New-Bongistan nanny-state laws?

I would love to.

I'm 6'3 bear mode and the best sex I ever had was with a girl with a giant ass who couldn't have been more than five feet
She could suck like an industrial vacuum cleaner

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Top right for midriff

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Man I wish I was that tall.
Not because I'm insecure about being a manlet but because I want to indulge in my height difference fantasies as much as possible.
Lucky guy

I used to work with a qt shortstack. 5ft nothing with nice tits, doublewide hips, and a feisty attitude. Girl was a nut too, we'd talk about funny shit we'd find on /aco/ or similarly lewd places. I'm just sad I couldn't give her what she wanted. I hope she's happy bros. I hope one of you degenerates finds her and fuggs her brains out every day while the two of you troll the internet for wierd porn and giggles.
Because that's what she deserves bros. And dammit at least one of y'all deserves her too.
Have a good fucking day gents.

Also for some reason most tiny girls I see are with huge-wide guys.

Kill yourself you embarrassing faggot

>Her husband filmed them fucking
>Didn't post it

Life is suffering

not husband, ex boifrend, she is maried to someone now, thats why she stoped modeling
But yeah...porn is bad but that I would watch.

sseth has patrician tastes and I will not tolerate you disagreeing.

Is this the thread for men of culture? Sure seems like it.

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Nah, gonna laugh at cucks like you instead.

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>tfw no poppy size art

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i feel your pain

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blessed thread

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HULLO ME OLE CHUM

y'all

go back

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>tfw no size art of big titted gnomes using a gnomish shrink ray on their human boyfriends

nice

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>implying gnomish girls arent loose from fisting by everybody
They wont use shrink ray.

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Fate's Nero is like 5'2" and an E cup.
Also there's an entire race in Granblue that is literally that.

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Fucking Passionlip is 156 cm tall with a 160 cm bust
Though I dunno if 5'2" is enough to be considered shortstack, since it's only slightly below average.
Draph are a fucking gift from God though. You wouldn't believe how many nuts I've busted to those ladies.

Can kobolds even be a proper shortstack? Kobolds are reptilian and usually not stacked.
>Kobold with tits
I mean, there’s no problem with that from a personal standpoint, boobs or flat is fine.

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Yes but Passionlip's hyper level shit and the claws are a turnoff for a number.
Nero, especially her Extella Link model, is the highest quality shit for "plausible" shortstacks.

Kobolds are stupid, low-tier dragon -wannabes

Hyper level shit is MY shit
though I know nothing about the character despite busting many nuts to her; what's her deal? Isn't she like an android or something?

Thats furry and you need to kys.

I know her cleavage works like a black hole that sucks anything into it to be permanently trapped.

...huh.
I just heard they stored data or something

I could be wrong. I barely know anything about her myself.

Hey, kobolds are great.

KIND of. The simplest way I can try to explain it is that all the Extra games take place in a super computer's simulation of the Holy Grail War concept.
Passionlip is one of five super guardians who were all made by a rougue, self-aware AI (based on a character from Fate/Stay Night) which comprises of negative personality traits from the person the AI was based on mixed with aspects from various divine figures. So Sakura's victim complex + Kali's 10 weapons + Brynhildr's "love is truest in death" + Parvati's hindu bullshit = a giant moeblob massochist which has gigantic killer claws and a giant rack. Both have capability of crushing/compressing data, including people, like the world's most efficient trash compactor.

provide evidence

>thicc booty
>flat chest
ohh god

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not enough of them
actually, there's barely fucking any

if it is stacked then yes, they are short already
no tits > tits

So here tits ARE a black hole.
Welp, now I know how I wanna go out, lads.

that's not what a shortstack is you fag
shortstacks don't need tits, they just need to be grown women but half their size, as opposed to lolis
oppai lolis are still lolis

Where the fuck do you think the "stack" in shortstack comes from?

the fact that you can stack them easily in your closet as opposed to normal sized women that are too big to stack

the full grown part, aka the hips
midna is the quintessential shortstack, she's the one most degenerates think about when you say 'shortstack'

she's a grown woman, just half her size, not having tits is irrelevant

Goblins in formal attire get my fucking goosies goin'

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Yeah user surely it's not a play on the term "stacked" which refers to large-breasted women.
Nah it's about their age which has absolutely no connotation in relation to the word "stack"

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well okay then, I guess oppai lolis are shortstacks now

retard lmao

Yes.
All oppai lolis are shortstacks, but not all shortstacks are lolis.
Are you struggling to understand this, user?

The extra fun part for fetish pandering is that while her hands JUST crush, the "Breast Valley" literally doubles as a hammerspace (only BB can really access because Lip can't reach into it herself and anyone else is seen "as a threat" and gets crushed).
So you get crushed by paizuri, you theoretically get to live in her storage forever as a cubic .zip file.

But oppai loli have no hips

Can I get pulled back out as if nothing happened?

Sometimes they do.

no you retard, a loli can't be a shortstack, they're either lolis or shortstacks, literally all the most popular shortstacks don't have tits, neither poppy or tristanna or midna

stop trying so hard to play semantics, english is a living language for a reason you fag
see, I called you fag, and yet I don't know if you're homosexual, isn't it fitting?

I kinda sorta have a story idea regarding that. I'll think about it more, because I agree with your sentiments

But that's wrong, retard

>So you get crushed by paizuri, you theoretically get to live in her storage forever as a cubic .zip file.
I’m going to choose to believe experiencing this feels like being trapped within a valley of endless cleavage forever.

Why would a loli have huge hips and tits?

>4'8''

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no
the whole idea of oppai loli is the clashing of the slender loli body and the big fat tits

ew

Too fat
So you can just make up any word and have it mean anything or change definitions on a fly and have nobody question it? I guess, if that's how you want things to be.
Don't ever complain if someone calls you a nazi or commie for having right-of-center or left-of-center opinions, then. After all, English is a living language.

4u

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>So you can just make up any word and have it mean anything or change definitions on a fly and have nobody question it?
yes, the second the majority approves the new definition that's exactly how it works
welcome to the internet

oppai loli is fucking brain dead idea....she is either young=no tits or have tits and isnt a loli anymore

its not supposed to be logical

MORE\BIGGER

Alright, you can believe that. I just hope you don't object the next time someone calls you a nazi/commie when you express a political opinion.

kys

yes, I'll take it as face value because I know and understand those words don't mean what they used to mean
you gotta live with the times, boomer

nigger

Then whom he will fuck?
Random Tinder STD carriers?
We are all past "don't bang chicks at work".

She sounds hot as hell. Go for it.

Alrighty then.
Flat-chested short"stacks" are still trash though. Go big or go home zoomer.

You get crushed going in. Even if you got pulled out, you'd still be crushed.

who?

Incase's art talks directly to my dick

....
Still worth it.

only a boomer would try and act proud of being such a fag

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Jesus, is this considered high these days? I'm 6'6 and here it's just slightly above average.
But yeah, 5'x girls are top notch. I even fugged 40yo milf who was 5'1. God was it great.

Flat shortstacks are good if they make up for it with extra ass

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Is GranBlue Fantasy the game where half the female charachters are midget size with huge breasts?

>liking big tits makes you a fag
Only a zoomer like you would utilize such obvious projection tactics

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You arent alone
>I'm 6'6 and here it's just slightly above average.
Sure.

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What's the appeal?

Liking short girls is fine but shit gets really weird really fast when they get shorter than 4'8'' or something. You're just looking at deformed dwarves past that point.

This

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just IMAGINE the things she could do with those portals

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Draphs, yeah. I like Harvin potatoes more.

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I find the idea of a human fucking a goblin, or some similar short race to be hot. Especially the idea of them loving that huge human cock

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>he doesn't IMAGINE

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My first gf was about 4'8" and nothing beats the feeling of cradling her head into your chest and then having her pull you down by your collar for a kiss.
I could never go back. I think I also have some primal caveman urge to just completely manhandle a small woman.
Also you can go below 4'8" without weird dwarfism shit.

fuck...

Size difference, go play Corruption of Champions and see the things you can do with goblins that you cant do with other female charachters.

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>knowyourmeme filename
time to leave

size difference user
belly bulging
being able to completely manhandle her
stuff like that

it's really like loli, but the girl's age is irrelevant and she's allowed to have a lot of meat, that's all

Glad to see midna is still Yea Forums's official waifu

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>those proportion
>3'7
press X to doubt.jpg

>You're also using a very outdated definition of the word

No, I'm pretty sure a shortSTACK needs to be stacked.

>3'7
>medical dwarfism is 4'10
Yea Forums is fucking retarded

Of course a zoomer like you would recognize a kym filename

She got stacked hips. If Midna doesn't count then neither do Yordles or others.

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>tfw even if goblins were real, I'd never be rich enough to attract one

>stacked hips

That is literally not how you use stacked you fucking double nigger.

Not even close

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So it's basically loli for Americans and other anglos that are afraid of admitting they like loli. The only difference is that you don't get fucked up dwarf proportions with loli while on the other hand you have a huge amount of the classic 500-1000 year old loli characters.

Just come to grips with the fact that shortstack can mean they have no tits but nice hips and ass desu

Womanlets should be killed off.

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That's completely false though.

t. giraffe

No, I like shortstack but I don't do straight-loli (outside of the occasional case of borderline oppai loli).
A lot of it is personality as well, since shortstacks tend to be really feisty and assertive (sexually or not).
Shortstack is also defined with wide hips and usually large breasts, which is very different from loli shit.

No, because that's wrong.

>So it's basically loli for Americans and other anglos that are afraid of admitting they like loli.
No, not at all.

Too bad, autists

>Be 9 years after Highschool
>Meet old highschool crush at a Target
>she seriously stays 5'4 and thick as fuck
>catchup and talk about how it sucks to be an accountant
>she tells me it sucks that she still lives with her parents and works as a cashier with a creepy boss
>I activate my Newtype Autism
>w..want to stay at my place for a... a drink we.. could watch Netflix
>she says yes and we get hammered like nails
>I wake up and my piss feels like lava and my wallet is gone
Did I win?

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Classic Netflix and Robbery

As an America, I like both

>thicker thighs
>wider hips
That's cheating tho. If you want a real comparison you should maintain those very critical aspect ratios.

no
you are a faggot loser because you drink alcohol

>going for 3D

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>Hurr dwarves look like teenagers
Most retarded reasoning he could have used. Just as stupid as saying Sorceress in Dragon's Crown is a lolicon fantasy.

You're actually a homosexual if you think the fat fuck is hotter

no, it's the opposite, I only like loli because of the size difference, I actually don't care about the age

and again, shortstacks are allowed to have meat, where lolis are either exclusively slender and thin, or have stupid proportions like oppai lolis

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iirc she just got tired of creepy people and comments
i dont think she and mike are together but are still friends and she's appeared once or twice in the background of a pre-rec stream

She is

Tallflat's better

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>she still lives with her parents and works as a cashier

And you still went, what a mad lad.

You virgins seriously need to understand what fat "means"

Faggot.

god i want to impregnate poppy

The superior race.

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SAUCE, PLEASE

Some shagbase fag

just IMAGINE
and she's gullible too, I bed you'd be able to convince her that your cock is the cock of destiny and that it only gets hard to the hero and that you need to fuck her to make sure

good god just IMAGINE

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So it looks like I didn't win
Whelp better luck next time

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fucking do it man life is too short for regrets and you'll definitely regret not making any moves friend you cant give sweet loving without being a little brave so go and bust a move and then bust a nut

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GAWBLINS?!

RIP AND TEAR

>having to trick her
poppy is too sweet for that, i just get in her pants the wholesome way

>licking her abs and underboob sweat
>devouring the pit/boob area

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It's funny how the dweebs at Blizz are working their asses off to get people to play their game and I only ever resub because these threads make me want to play my gnomes again. Gnome-knockers sell subs.

you're pathetic

Don't resub. Just fap.

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i like what we got but top left's shorts are cute. wish we got top right those shorts.

i really like those shorts.

Dragon's Dogma? I know you can make your character very short and adjust bust size, but I don't know if the two affect each other

The first time I saw this image I gasped out loud in real life

i made a fat assed goblin girl mage and gave her the long leather boots

and where is the picture user?
do you really think we're going to start believing such a claim without you providing some sort of proof?

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i dont have the game installed and i dont remember if i still have the save file

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would you fuck this?

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anyways it was these boots
dragonsdogma.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Over-Knee_Boots
other than that i think she had a corset looking thing on and a cloak

Yes.

no
shes indecently dressed and i dont fuck around and neither should anyone else

I would marry that and make her bear my twelve children

Ok, but who?

>Having 6 midget children
>Killing your wife through birth

I mean I get it. I do. Pros and cons I guess.

Her hips can take it

i want to be their seat cushions

I stopped playing WoW because I realized I could just fap to WoW porn and write my own WoW erotica with fucking and handholding

no, that's 12 midget children and 6 normal sized ones you mathlet
also the maternal mortality rate isn't so bad here, 7 out of 100 000, I'll take my chances, sorry if you live in a third world shithole tho

Are you counting midget children as half a child? I think they're normal sized at birth aren't they?
Is that mortality rate for normal sized women? I'm saying a tiny midget body is much more likely to die. Their skeletons are fucked.

>Are you counting midget children as half a child? I think they're normal sized at birth aren't they?
I know dumdum, but I thought you were the one trying to make (and failing) that joke since you said 6 when I said twelve

>Is that mortality rate for normal sized women? I'm saying a tiny midget body is much more likely to die. Their skeletons are fucked.
who knows, maybe?
I don't see it piercing the 0.1% still in any first world country tho, so idc

kill yourselves midgetfuckers

This, I'm 5'3" myself, and unless she is my height or shorter she is short stacked.

I miss Jessi. RLM wasn't such a sausagefest with her around.