SGDQ 2019
now: Jumper: Griffin's Story
Later: Aero the Acro-Bat 2
SGDQ 2019
now: Jumper: Griffin's Story
Later: Aero the Acro-Bat 2
Is this "heh, nothin personnel..." the game
im up next
jank as fuck
Active thread
Op please recycle thread if it survives
Anyone else a pretty big fan of this runner? He’s pretty chill and doesn’t milk the fuck out of jokes.
worthless degenerate cumdumpster
b
she's fucking dead
thread dead
>Hisui
don't remind me
can a rich user troll the fire emblem trannies and make the protagonist male?
What a run
happy tranniversary faggot
ltitle dude is up again
Would v unironically like the hat if a cutie was wearing it?
This nigga's taking no prisoners
REAL FIO HOURS
NO
>male character is faster than the female character
hmm yup he based
Fio!
heby machiengun
FIO IS CUTE
CUTE
LOW T HOURS
I figured out his secret, he's a wizard
HOLY SHIT AHAHAHA
[faint wooing in the distance]
It's important not to be a zombie
>its the same guy
Fuck yes
Good run.
>doing this shit in zombie mode
wew
This guy sucks at explaining the game. Didn’t even mention that Metal slug 3 has alternate stage routes.
MISSION COMPLETE
HOLY BASED
>That 2nd boss
That blood grenade is nuts but its so hard to dodge.
Really want to see her undies lads.
How excited are you guys for Kingdom Hearts 3 later today
>Fiofags getting uppity
FUCK BANS
THIS IS BASED
KH runs suck and they always fucking sing faggy ass Disney songs.
when's blechy?
>set to start just after midnight
Fuck me
I haven't played it yet so I won't be watching.
The cutest.
post more fio
RIP 1CC
Is he banned now?
CHOKED LIKE A BITCH
FUCKING BUGMAN LMAO
>the animation on that laser
God the bosses in this were so good
Not watching as I have yet to beat it.
RAWKET LAWNCHAIR
cave story, probably fe and kh will be the low point of the day. But otherwise before and after those it's all good imo.
that said im always up for a surprise.
God DAMNIT
BANNED
I guess we'll find out if they post the run since that happened right in the middle of it.
>cutscenes skipped in cutscene heavy game
>I FOUND AN INGREDIENT spam
not really going to be that fun to watch
oh fuck this boss
Oh fuck, you can really hear him mashing with the pistol.
What is a “raw kit lawn chair”?
Has anything else happened with the DrFatBody drama?
get best RNG
still die
FUCKING CHINA EVERYONE LMAO
For me, it's Eri
Prease clap
This last level is obnoxiously long
He said he got bad RNG didn't he? I can't really hear him and his accent isn't helping.
I prefer this crowd over last nights crowd.
JUST PLAY IT BITCH
>Play it.
CALLED THE FUCK OUT!
Play it, Yea Forums. Just play games.
Play it
>...play it...
Alright I laughed at that one.
>just play it
>Play it.
don't have sex
play vidya
play it
based gook laughing at the discord losers
Nah, he's not getting back in and getting smashed while Twitter posting.
I've seen enough anime to know where this is going
What happened?
Play Metal Slug 3.
great album
Based rambling gook
>getting smashed
Dude may legit be an alcoholic, feels bad
He's struggling with this commentary.
>weird games I've never even heard of
he's a nervous chink playing a good game
>games I haven't even heard of
>Playing a hard as nails game while doing solo commentary in your second language (a language FAR DIFFERENT from Korean)
He is based
>weird games ive never heard of
>weird games I've never heard of
>Run 'n' gun
>Has a spooky alien flesh level at the end
never heaRD OF???.... METAL SLUG??...... I feel so BAD FOR THIS PERSON?!?
Play Metal Slug 6 (Metal slug 3 powerful patch).
>weird games I've never heard of
Sigh
Based tactless Jap
how the FUCK is he doing this? this game is literally a quarter muncher, it wasn't designed to be beaten. it's impossible
Yeah and the guy who hit him was selling drugs, so I think there's more to the story ofc.
WHAT IS A MEDAL SLUG?
>Korean
>not knowing metal slug
guys i dont feel so good
got caught buying drugs
He is a korean. What other explanation do you need?
but it's not impossible
i think im starting to get a sore throat what do i do
He's nervous, this is his first GDQ
I fucking hate zoomfags so goddamn much.
what a fucking melodramatic baby.
It sucks, but it's not worth dying over. He obviously has no friends at the event since no one's stood up for him.
stop smoking so much cock faggot
drink some milk and honey
THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE
RIGHT NOW
NOT KNOWING METAL SLUG
Stop sucking dicks.
drfatbody isnt taking the ban well
>?!?
Dilate
are you not watching this last mission? it's longer than all the other ones combined, it would be much easier if they split it in 2, they purposely made the game impossible to get your quarters
Play as one of the KoF characters too, punching a tank with Ralph is sick
sounds to me like you suck
Transition when?
>not knowing metal slug
either zoomer or euro, if both kill self
Leaving out so much information and this melodramatic shit is making me less and less sympathetic for him.
literally who
>nobody clapped for the madlad doing the hard strat and succeeding
Fuck I hate this. PLEASE CLAP.
>2019 is the year of gamers killing themselves
time to join in
yes it's designed to eat quarters much like dark souls is designed to fuck you in the ass
git gud
>to clear that boss you have to come between the two eyes
Hope he feels better. I had mentioned a few threads ago I was on alcohol detox. Not a fun thing to fuck around with, hope he gets out before its too deep.
Is this the most comfy run yet?
why is clone eri/fio so hot bros
Its a cynical micro-transaction ridden mobile trash game now, like all the good classic games.
Metal Slug 1 was fucking hard but actually manageable with a normal dose of git gud. This series just increased the difficulty like crazy on each entry though, 2 was bullshit hard and 3 is just crazy.
He's quoting the stream like the dozens of posts above him, troglodyte.
He's playing so well he makes it look easy. Crowd probably thinks metal slug is a normal sidescroller.
>tfw no green clone harem
>zombie clone animation
oh god
TRAG will never be topped in that
He isnt a murrican, he doesnt need the clapping of hands.
how do you stick up for someone who gets into a drunken brawl and kicked out of the hotel. sorry dude cant help ya.
the only boss that's remotely "impossible" in MS3, is mission 4's boss, and even then it's not really impossible you just have to do some retardedly precise moves to defend against it. That's why MS3 is actually so beloved, because it's much more fair than the other entries.
STOP REMINDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
are there any decent metal slug like indies?
>doesn't screenshot it
>doesn't include twitch username
fucking pussy
>Hecking the computer
This is such a cool last boss
It was always that, just on arcades instead of mobile.
That's my point. Obviously something's being left out but saying he's trying to kill himself is just melodramatic and I think he's trying to bait the hotel into feeling bad for him, but they probably haven't thought of him since they gave his faggot ass the boot.
>weird games I've never heard of
>Screenshot
It was read by the announcer, you absolute fucking cro-magnon.
>actually using the knife for the last boss
Absolute madlad
At least the game was good.
he actually hit his own estimate
Clap
RATE THIS RUN.
RATE THE RUN
>says time
>whoever is in charge for it presses it 3 seconds later
Motherfuckers you have ONE JOB
Based chink had a better timer in his head.
dont know if I should clap or not. this is a weird game I've never heard of.
>TIME!
>waits 4 seconds before stopping timer.
WTF this is a false flag
somebody get this korean boy a cheeseburger
A+ or S
enough with this indie pixel shit
what's next
F tier
This guy, kills the boss on his last life
Well fucking done dude. Give that man his S+
Korean out of ten. Guy's a fucking beast.
Thanks for the help to let me experience porn for a week
A or S tier
This, metal slug x, and bomberman were all SS. nice hour we had.
8/10, didnt manage to 1cc
SSS
cho-gosu/10
Making Metal Slug look like Contra
SS
>Metal slug indie pixel shit.
Best Korea /10
S
10/10, once again great execution.
Way to fuck up the timer you fags
both have been S at least, very very good and entertaining.
>2 fucking continues
WRONG
You're not even funny.
wtf those ears
S or SS, guy was great
SS
I don't know how the tier list is shaping up but if I love katamari isn't in its own special lowest tier I will be mad
How the fuck did he beat this so easily
10/10
10/10
More like /ss/
SS put metal slug x and bomberman in SS too thxs
Just play it/10
Dude tried to buy drugs off some stranger gets mugged instead
Was the katamari run especially shit of was it just because of the tranny?
S
He rekt both metal slug games
Deserves an extra bowl of rice when he returns home.
>comfy runs inbetween shitty shovelware
gdq really makes you suffer to get to the good stuff
A
Don't buy it, it's a bit of a scam, t.someone who did.
Half of the levels (Toy story, Monsters, Big hero 6) are very nice, but the other 3 LITERALLY RETELL THE STORY OF THEIR MOVIES with even more plot holes, it's crazy they did that desu.
S. Comfy af. God tier play, cute Engrish and "just play"
Well, see you all in the Fates run, gonna sleep. Vote Revelations for dragon dad.
Chip N Dale is always great but I've got to go to bed
>Gauntlet
>Chip 'n' Dale
>TMNT IV
>Fucking Ristar
This is gonna be great!
I know for a fact that these donaters didn't even play MS on the arcade and just commenting about "spending all me money" just to fit in
Which gauntlet game is up next?
Gauntlet legends for n64 was the best.
Awful ogre of a tranny playing terribly with awful commentary consisting of mostly grunts and shit.
So its KH as usual but more original than KH1 and COM, gotcha.
It's been a while but didn't that more or less happen in the previous games, like just film plots with the Heartless thrown in
>he's never heard of metal slug
Fucking summer Yea Forums.
Who the fuck are those blobs on the front couch?
no fuck you
>Short over 100$ ahead
We're gonna make it short bros!
>enabling the fathat "girl"
also
>my dude
top kek
>keep giving those attentionwhores on cam attention
Had a music incentive but they had the music on low and talked most of the run, the runner also told everyone their preferred pronouns not even 10 seconds I to the run
>donators praising attention whore with the hat
>"lol, it's so entertaining thank you!!"
cute hat :3
God dammit.... fuck everyone encouraging the annoying hatcunt...
OMG they keep coming......
Fuck you!!
Dammit as I was typing this even more donations...
test
That fucking hat
>shopping with gf
>see that very same hat
>joke about buying it for each other to embarrass them
>laugh at anyone who would buy such a thing
Well I guess I now know who the fuck would wear this thing.
>based chink demolishes metal slug
>all donations for fat bitch with dumb hat
guess I have to hate the cute hat now
UH OH, BIG
It didn't work.
Was hollow knight already done this year? Its usually one I try to catch but I missed the first two days
Massive.
Is anyone even tracking these anymore/10
lmao that donation had to be a meme
Bro are you okay? Is there something in your life that's bothering you? You can talk about it.
LARGE
Heeeh I don't remember it that bad in KH1. It was always original.
The tangled level you redo her escape and go to the city but the reasons flynn stays with you is literally plot holed back into existence, (the tiara was shown hidden in the tower but she actually took it) and then the mother becomes villain outta nowhere.
For frozen they redid the entirety of the Let it go song, you just spectate there and go wow, then you are ejected out and have to climb back.You encounter anna and friends for a quick minigame and then suddenly see hans carrying else back for no explanation, same for him wanting to kill her.
And finally the carribean level is a joke. Most of it is a shitty sea battle game, you jump from them doing a pirate meeting all the way to the end of the movie, literally no explanation at all, it's hilarious.
HADRON
THESE STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS THINK SOME DUMB LAND WHALE IN A OVERPRICED FURFAG HAT IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN HIGH TIER PLAYS OF A VERY DIFFICULT GAME
meguanon problably sleeping
I love you.
how long has hat guy been there? I swear I saw before I slept for several hours and hes still there.
>NO VIOLET! THAT GUM HASNT BEEN FULLY TESTED YET!
I wish someone would strangle that cunt in its chair. Nobody would do anything, everybody would be relieved.
I like the hat
The only thing going on in his life is to squat on stream and be the 'hat guy'.
>Fucking summer Yea Forums.
Ironic if anyone here is summer its you
he's referencing what the donor said a few minutes ago
Megubro is cute and based so they'll probably look up the runs in the archive. Keep rating them.
fuck I cant type
Can't stop the attentionwhoring
They legitimately do and it's legitimately sad.
me too, just tuned in and saw it for the first time. I thought it was a cute hat. maybe I'm missing context, if the person has been doing this for the last 10 hours it would be annoying, similiar to the retards dancing last year. it was fun at first in short bursts but then they overdid it. same for the hat person? why the hate for it ITT?
kek
Only a few hours away until best girls game!
how else is she going to get validation via reddit karma
Why are you guys so butthurt about the hat?
>run by dickshape
uh oh
first the hat now this.
this fucking cunt i swear
Remember Yea Forums, when you're questioning if you should or not just play it.
>Everyone on their phones
OH, it's a race. Nice!
My run's up next, wish me luck!
I watched the cutscene movie on jewtube to get the story cause I played the shit out of KH1 as a kid and fucking hell.. it was so damn cringy I couldn't make it past a couple hours in trying my best
Oh no
>Hey guys, cute hat girl here, AMA!
THIS IS NOT THE GAUNTLET I WAS EXPECTING
genuine question: is it a man or a woman
But I already am a runner, I'm just bad!
Really hope that's not gonna be a shit run.
>dickshape and eunuch
This run is looking comfy too, lads.
It's been so long since I saw that title screen.
The hat woman looks like an old wine aunt, not sur eif it' just stream quality or something else.
Someone please save him.
Thanks doc
Why was he banned?
This is exactly the gauntlet I was expecting.
what's with trannies and their attraction to colorful happy-go-lucky childish cartoons
Play It / 10
>saving a druggie
it's clear he doesn't want to be saved. quit wasting your energy
>Transition
I doubt they know themselves considering their genitals have been hidden under a layer of blubber for decades
Yeah, I don't watch the crowd much but it's cute when they bounce the ears to the music. I don't know how long they've been doing it.
Real world obligations came up, but I'm back! Thanks for the rate this run posts, really makes it easy to backdate the the tier list.
SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG //
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // Zelda: Link Between Worlds
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
I was waiting for it to lift its shirt.
WHY THE FUCK IS IT WEARING THE SAME SHIT?!
IMAGINE THE SMELL
the hate isn't for the hat person themself it's for the constant "OMG HAT" donations being read
So that's why it looks familiar to me.
how is he still alive?
Kill yourself.
I really like cool programming stuff like making enemies into tiles so you can have a bunch of them. I wish modern games had opportunities but they all just through more hardware at the engine until it works.
Awww Yeaaaa Boiiiiii
Spread dat stank all around the room
Who needs a fan
thats a cute picture
we appreciate your hard work, user
>i didn't get the clit
uh oh
What was so bad about Castlevania DoS? I actually loved the Portrait of Ruin run and that shit was rated D.
Jesus. I'm a large lad but at least I have some decency.
Bigger.
>ANCIENT 2D PIXEL GAMES
Good work and good list
>that massive slime monster block on the dude to the right
>2013
MAKE IT STOP!
Why is super bomberman that high,
>he
I want to fuck a 2D girl so bad, FUCK!!!
based
they'll stop the attention whoring if you're the wrong gender.
Unless part of the print completely faded away, it's not.
>has
arcade gauntlet had proper sprites though
yummy yummy inputs got eaten
Fuck. I have a big fetish for this pose due to some childhood stuff.
Charlotte is one of my favourite designs too, but I don't know why.
thanks man
super comfyman
I want to fuck that slampig in the front!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Artist of the upcoming manga for the Megumin spinoff of the Kono Subarashii Light Novel
Wait what? Holy shit.
Woops, somewhere along the way Remnants of Naezith got dropped, fixed. All runs should be on there now.
SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // Zelda: Link Between Worlds
Ω: Metroid Prime
But you missed the last part where we're saved by "heroes" from the gacha game and then it turns out the guy who was the mastervillain wasn't that evil and did it because muh balance even though up until that point light was undebatably good and darkness evil.
Fuck that game.
my nigga
You know why
Great work and thanks for the list
he looks like how I would imagine the embodiment of Pestilence looks like
Green text time, user.
Overwhelming positive responses.
welcome back konosuba poster
HEY, HANDS OFF BUCKO! EDOBAE IS MINE!
If that's a slampig what would you call the one in the back?
have sex.
dilate.
Keep up the good work
weird how every trans person who enters gdq is mtf and not ftm
I wonder why that is.
Nurgle
>slipstream is c tier
Goddammit that was a fun game. What made the run shit?
Wait did they kick him out or something??
He's disabled and half blind WTF man.
someone click this and tell me what it is. last time I clicked on something like this it was a magnet for some Laura B. candydoll video compilation
what?
like pupil dilate?
Well I can't blame them for phoning in Tangled and Frozen if they did that at least
did anyone save that cringe food menu the hotel was offering?
>sprite-based boob jiggle
Blessed.
and he's a cis white male
which makes him privileged
>0:57
>still 10 minutes left of this
No really, did vanilla coke user make it home? I'm starting to worry now.
you put it in S when it was in C
they didn't kick him out, they just told him to stop and told him he WOULD get kicked out if he didn't put the tablet away, because he was inciting twitch chat.
I do believe he got an apology later on and offered a free ticket to a GDQ, as they've since eased up on the nazi-ism since raelcuns knitting "Can you please stop" bitch wife is no longer staff.
Fuck off Gauntlet is comfy
Not even veterans are safe.
cope.
According to him
>Mexican dude attacked him at the hotel bar
>Hotel kicks him out
>GDQ has to remove him from the event
Only his side and a bunch of missing details tell me he fucked up bad
...
zoomer zoomer fuck zoomer you fuck zoomer fuck tyou zoomer fuck go fofkfomzomom
This race is actually pretty damn close.
He didn't get banned from GDQ, they're on his side. It's all the hotel.
>as they've since eased up on the nazi-ism
cringe
Thinking it's not scripted
no, its cape. I wear a cape.
>blows a kiss
Cute.
zoomer
disgusting boomer 2d pixelshit enthusiasts out
Yeah dude, everything is a conspiracy, even this unimportant 22 minute race of a 30 year old game.
this brings me faith in humanity
t. greetings from germany
funnily enough, the transitioning ratio of MTFs to FTMs is like 8:1. women that are born women are okay with being women.
OOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRB
When is the next ESA?
holy fuck these garbage ass games
D-
serves that guy right for starting early and getting that lucky unlimited key shit
which one is worse, the dancing hat guy from the last gdq or the flippy hat dude from this gdq? both have been on screen for as much as they possibly can and checking their phones for acknowledgments from chat.
Next month
>shake recovers at the very end and eunos chokes
what a twist
>OORB
oh fuck not this shit again
I obviously mean in regards to treating the audience like fucking prisoners and not allowing them to do anything but sit there and watch.
There's other problems but thankfully letting people do stupid shit and have fun is one they've fixed.
when are they bringing real videogames back?
I'm glad dickshake won
RATE THIS RUN.
God damn. Thats a lot of acne scars
Rate that run!
D
>his smile and optimism: gone
dancing guy is confirmed to smell bad by the user who was there last year
D
B
C
B - not exceptional but it was comfy
C
Darkness
Actually pretty cozy.
Decent run
C
last years hat guy was a smelly autist
B
Yeah stand right in front of the camera so its 40% your hair.
it's back
C or D
C
B
B-
I liked and races in general, but there wasn't really anything special. just a bit of early morning comfy
7/10 quick and entertaining
is Mullet guy fucking the BLOB?
>that schnozz
Did they really kick him out?
Finally, a remix I actually like. Only took 4 days
virus porn
-D
B, because it was an entertaining race. We've been getting good races this year.
Do they know there are songs on the Ducktales OST other than the Moon theme
oy vey
it seems they at least moved him away from the camera.
C-
I love Charlotte. Where do you go to find cute art?
BRING BACK WERSTER AND HIS CREW YOU FUCKING GOOK CUNT
That's fucked up
I have hoarded from various threads. The boorus and pixiv too.
no
Oh shit sinster1 run coming up.
>ywn watch Werster and DSS at a GDQ ever again
Heard you guys like shortstacks
>greetings fellow white people
why can't these people dress themselves?
there is zero fashion sense there at all
Can we get some experts in here to identify the gender of this rare ogre?
>tfw face like this
what do lads?
Updated for C tier.
SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Super Bomberman 2
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising // Remnants of Naezith // Metal Slug X // Metal Slug 3
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft // Jumper: Griffon's Story
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Gauntlet
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble // Aero the Acro-Bat 2
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // Zelda: Link Between Worlds
Ω: Metroid Prime
>6 years ago
F
This announcer sounds like he's being held at gunpoint. Someone save him please
>you will never cover her in green body paint and treat her like a little goblin you captured
Simply epic my dudes.
have sex.
>my gf looks like this in profile
fuck my life
>It's been 6 years
youtube.com
This was such an amazing run
Thanks user I appreciate the work
dilate
Don;t do this to me, user.
>dating fat women
user...
Peak comfy right there. There aren't many runs that have been better
>""""cute"""" weeb shit
>worn by aging white roastie
Every time
SHE WASN'T WHEN I STARTED DATING HER
I hope she's having fun.
I'm supposed to be dieting to lose the last few KGs of fat on my body but I just want to go buy some junk food and stay up all night. What do I do?
I used to love co-oping this game with my brother and I miss him so much.
Why is everybody fat in burgerland?
drink some water
You know what to do.
>Making women fat
user, you gotta give the sex more.
And harder.
cope.
Time to lock her up for a few months with only water
get some junk food if you're going well with your dieting. It's ok to treat yourself once a month. Remember its not about eating healthy all the time, its about being conscious of what you're eating
Remember if you don't accept this as woman you get called a nazi bigot
What the fuck is this shit, might as well speedrun smartphone games
If I'm 40 and somehow have a wealth of technical knowledge about speedrunning 8-bit Disney games feel free to shoot me. Just pop me in the street. You have my permission.
That said this game is great, one of my favorite co-op games growing up.
tiny corn!
Oh I gotcha, you're clearly into other colors than green.
That just makes them lazier if they can get fucked whenever they need it.
hmm
>gf (male)
Holy fuck, how optimized is this game? They're basically going full speed at all times with damage boosts.
I assume it all comes down to shitty boss luck.
I think this was the first gdq I watched but I only watched a handful of runs
it wasn't until like 2014 that I started religiously watching, wish I could go back to the beginning and appreciate it more while it was still down to earth
Yes, Poppy is good.
Pierce, its too late to back out now!
No, I'm telling him to have more physically demanding sex. Make her work for it.
they are using a trick to make the boss RNG consistent
Actually they manip the boss RNG.
>friends are all getting married
>brides/brides to be are all fatties
>mfw some say they can't get it up for them anymore and are depressed because this is their life now
Watch that run. It's amazing and werster is one of the most entertaining runners. So sad he got banned but he wouldn't fit there anyways. Maybe at ESA
Is Gadget in this game?
Compliments will get you nowhere
not nearly as godawful as when it's worn by obese aging black woman who's completely immune to any and all criticism because of her race
He was banned for wandering around the hotel apparently and ended up in the kitchen, so it might literally be a hotel ban.
where can I buy an alitia for myself
Looks like your average american woman to me.
>set me alarm for exactly when gauntlet was supposed to come on
>they're playing chip and dale
Discombobulate.
You wouldn't misuse her, would you?
He's not banned.
Would you criticize anyone in person for wearing a hat?
that was a pretty sick run
RATE THIS RUN.
>30 seconds off WR
Goddamn, that's crazy.
SS, amazing display of skill
man these motherfuckers are old
I thought it was mostly kids at gdqs
yeah they’ve been going through the schedule pretty quickly at times it’s been cucking me
kenshi speedrun when
10/10, love coop runs like this.
good run, would have liked to have seen it more though
>Quick and Speedy run
This is exactly what I'm here for. More like this please
8.5/10 fast run, clean gameplay, all mechanics etc explained
Very decent. B at least.
they went fast, S
Pretty much perfect. Definitely SS tier.
B. Solid run and couch but nothing stand out ish and its basically been the same run every year. It's pretty perfectly optimised.
9/10
FART
>fart
S for skill
>dark inferno fart
A
Short and Sweet so SS
>dark inferno fart
A or S, good skill and time, not extremely entertaining on other things though.
I think I'm getting too old for this. I don't enjoy it like I used to.
You are right. He isn't banned
twitter.com
Run Rating: A
How were the Metal Slug games?
great co-op stuff A
A, solid run.
you honestly think kids of today would appreciate old 8-bit nes games to even speedrun 'em?
great
A for the fit white cis male
metal slug runs were great
Metal Slug was fucking flawless. Only problem is it was a Korean who was at their first GDQ so they were kinda nervous/not speaking clear english. But the gameplay was fantastic
true, maybe I'm fucking old too and I don't realize it
Mfw I'm sitting to the left of Flappy-Hat
what is sinister's job as twitch staff?
A tier at least desu
>Ristar
>Cave Story
>Touhouvania
Gonna be a good day today
kids don't have the nostalgia to care about or disposable income to attend GDQ
this shit is targeting 25-35s
Lives up to it's name, everything is burgers there.
>You bout to get this dick
Did anyone else just witness that collision lmaooooooo!
>flawless
>couldn't 1cc
>intentionally fed credits
fuck off m8
9/10
recycle #2 bc anime OP is a faggot
>not ripping that thing off and burning it
You're just as bad
When will we see /our/ guy Dugongue at the event again?
Wasn't Cave Story a disaster last time it was ran? Though I think that's because it was run by an undesirable person at the time.
>tfw no game friend to speed run coop games with
animeposters should hang
this is a vidya board