Sgdq

first for velocity-sama!! :3

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This really takes me back to the absolute shitshow that was the early Wii era.
Good god, these games were so fucking awful.

>now: Looney Tunes
>Later: Rhino Rumble
It isn't hard to get shit right.

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SGDQ 2019 real update

now: Jumper: Griffin's Story
Later: Aero the Acro-Bat 2

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>Interdimensional Michael J. Fox Gaiden

wtf i love jumper now

last night, and probably again within the next hour or two

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>old now/next/later
>(embed)
Fuck you, I'm baking the next bread

character model glitching all over the place is starting to make feel sick.

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I am up next guys, wish me luck!

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beautiful art

7:30ish am
it's almost 3 am and i haven't gone to sleep yet
don't feel as tired as i thought i'd be even though i was up for 29 hours yesterday before i slept

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Is this "heh, nothin personnel..." the game

>dosseeyar

What runs everyone looking forward to? Can't wait for the Spongebob run

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Yeah I dont get how any one could casually play this, let alone practice speedrunning for hours and hours.

I wish she was I miss her

Griffith is kicking ass in this game

>*BLOCKS UR PATH*

wat do

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I'd sniff her panties, but wouldn't fuck her.

>oof

step over him

I hate you for that image.

OOOF

KILL THE NIG

these jumper mechanics would be really cool in a modern game

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BASED

sorry sweetie, but IM up next

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>Teleports behind you

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Whichever one has a runner that hates niggers and faggots
Unironically

at least you know what you want user

Send gamer (male user) nudes
[email protected]

>I think the reason it's lagging so much is because we're playing on a really nice display

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sent ;)

POST THE RUN CHART SO FAR

kek

That's not glitching, user

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literally pick him up

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this game...
>when your mom doesn't know better and buys you a shitty movie adaptation
>when you don't know any better and enjoy it

Simpler times

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Oh my gosh! Your run is up next!?
I am so excited now! Wow wow.
I don’t know what to do...
I know where GDQ is at, soooo I’m a go there to meet you my cute cute beautiful girl. Hahaha.
Don’t go anywhere ok? I am coming to meet your beautifulness.
Hahahaha. Yes!

i havent slept well since she left user, beds too big.

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It's all the electronic interfettence

what do I get out of this

Is this "heh, nothin personnel kid..." the game?

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xe cute

wait......Just how short is he?

>nothing sent
Punked me

did anyone screenshot the posing fatso?

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you guys ever play dating my daughter?

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A compliment

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>when your dad gets you a kino game with the console on launch
miss you dad, rip ;_;

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my sleep has been absolute shit because of alcohol withdrawals. probably maybe 8 hours of sleep in the past two days

Oh gosh, she's cute.

I remember reading he was 5'6 maybe 5'7.

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Come on user I'm clicking even though know it's fake

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>when my parents got me metroid prime hunters
>when they realized they gave me a shootan game
shit.

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have you ever dated a daughter in your life?

I've been watching agdq while detoxing from alcohol, I've hardly slept but its kept me distracted.

5'6 my hairy ass, looks like hes 5'2 or some shit.

man, Wii games looked like shit

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina // Dead Rising
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck // Dark Souls 2 // Remnants of Naezith
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze // Looney Tunes // Rhino Rumble
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // Zelda: Link Between Worlds
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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pff, thats like 5'5 at best, compare him to the big dudes ID

I like how my dad got me Super Smash Bros 64 because the idea of Mario beating up Pikachu was hilarious to him.

>my hairy ass
Prove it

yes

Doesn't sound like very cash-money of them

Rate this run!

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What the fuck happened

what the fuck did you do to Megumin?

Griffith out of Guts

Perfect Dark should be higher just by virtue of being Perfect Dark.

Teleports Behind You S Rank

Most first party games looked great, but a majority of titles were dumbed down mutliplats and other shovelware garbage

Ive only been watching bits and pieces of this GDQ. Has there been any good cringe/drama moments?

Kill yourself.

It was alright. Bit samey, but it was over fast.
Solid C.

dumb filler run

B, was fine.

>when your Dad buys you a game you've been waiting to release for months and decides to stick around and watch the intro with you

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

At least the combat system was fun even if the music blew and the story stunk

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Imagine being Trihex, a black man shorter than Warwick Davis

nice

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A. Fast and entertaining. Good runner.

literally tabbed out the entire time / 10

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Wasn't ready for those feels anons
>pic related

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A

>That was an incredible run of.......
Griffith's inside story.

C Tier.

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A
sucker for a glitchfest like that, runner was great as well

A, game is absolute jank fun to look at

It was alright, short, fast and mildy interesting being a somewhat obscure shitty game
id say B

A-

I had that too, cant remember if it was good or not

>Not liking that opening song

oh shit iceplug soon too.

7/10 He went fast, was okay

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>I'm 5'6"

I feel pretty short in public. I feel like an absolute freak when people discuss height though.

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i think an A, simple and clean fun, fun to see a broken game but not too interesting since it peaks like 10 seconds in

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Post Hickok45

>that was a run of...
>...
>jumper: griffins story

fuck hahaha
Oh I had this game, couldn't go pass the lasers rappel mission.

>unlock Peach in Mario Golf 64
>use her because she has the longest straight drive, go to unlock Yoshi
>dad asks why I'm playing as the girl
>explain it, but get that "I don't believe you" vibe
goddammit dad

A only because to the bloated S tiers

Metroid Prime 2 and Katamari is your concentrated dose

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New Ape Escape when?

dilate tranny

I'm not meguposter so it didn't feel right, sorry folks. It's something at least, he can change it later or I'll try to fill the shoes while he's out.

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Lag/10

Dilate.

Yea, same
I haven't played it since it came out but I remember playing that one level where he hangs down into that room with all the lasers over and over.

Don’t bully Dist2. He rolled well with the frames issues and it’s nice to see an actual WR competitor on the GDQ stage who isn’t completely autistic to boot

Just how much autistic nerd fucking do you figure goes on at an event like this?

lol bitch forgot what the fuck she just watched

Ok?

did you watch the run

I'm sorry user. I sometimes feel short being 6'0. Have no idea how it must feel at 5'6.

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Was there anything unusually bad about those runs or is it just that they were run by trannies?

Why do people hate Birthright?

>ONE TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND

WHO DOES THIS

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dial eight u stinky tranny.

Fast, janky and runner was enjoyable to listen to. A

Was punch out that fucking great? Is there a VOD already?

It's not that I didn't like it, it was just so girly and embarrassing that "THAT" was what I was eagerly anticipating for half a year and ol' dad sat there and watched it with me

Holy shit I remember playing Mario golf with my parents haha
Good times

It's basically a con so a lot
The commentary and couch were also ultra bad

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Based dad

I’m not even a transphobe, but they were honestly just kind of boring. The runners weren’t very good narrators, so they weren’t all that entertaining

Do you guys think they’re gonna reach the donation goal?

Is that feet heat?

aero the acrobat was a fun as fuck game

Prime 2 was literally choking on an OOB run and couch commentary was only tranny jokes

sleepy run

videos/443965863?t=7h46m18s

I'm watching it right now.

>tries to hold back a giggle after she mentions malnourished children
>"forgets" the name of a POS game
BASED

yeah the yetee always comes through

israel and palestine teamed up to bring us this run

are ya winning, son?

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Awakening tier maps
Non-existant difficulty
Ryoma is a piece of shit
In fact the Hoshidan siblings get btfo by the Nohr in their own run

Man this runner sounds bored

>all blindfolded
>deathless run
>including DK
>several no-hit fights
>got PB at the event
Best run this year

I really didn't like it much.
But weirdly it was one of the games I sat down and was like "You rented it, so shut up and do it" and I played it a whole bunch.
Another of those was Young Merlin, but I choked super hard at the very last boss because I didn't go left in the boss area OOPS

>The Ox
>not The Bull

yeah the second one is pretty much the definition of a hidden gem. Great music too

Damnit haha

It actually causes weird confidence issues. I feel like a kid despite being 26. I sometimes find it hard talking to other men unless I have some kind of authority over them. This is despite really liking everything else about myself. Weird insecurities, you know?

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What is this block called?
It is painfully boring so far

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Really? I'm 5'5, and I've never felt short in public...

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>it's another boring platformer episode

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where's my compliment bro cmon

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He did it all blind, and it was fucking amazing. Just look at this shit:

clips.twitch.tv/HandsomeUnusualLettuceJebaited

And then he managed to get all the wrong names in the credits with perfect timing, while still blindfolded.

It was some crazy shit, man.

this run is a snoozer

So since Yea Forums is now full of trans people, I'm curious to know how many of you have gotten SRS/plan on getting it.

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based awkward black man

>>got PB at the event
damn

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not even the roller coaster style levels?

It's turning into a metal slug block soon

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Where do you live? Maybe people where you are are just shorter.

here's the super kicker
he does all his menuing blindfolded too, so he wastes a lot of time with that

He's got it together more than most, sounds fully in control without being overbearing

I can imagine. Hopefully if you find a girl that's like 5'1 - 5'2 it should be okay. Anything above that and high heels will bring out some insecurities. Lucky for you short girls aren't hard to find.

he sounds so nervous ;W;

Im so fucking sick of platformers

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I'm 6'1 and I feel short in my country, depends entirely on where you live.

RIP

idk i feel like we somehow got two reasonably well-adjusted people in a row

SHITTY GAME SOFTLOCKED
HAHAHAHAHHA

WHOA, BIG

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based shovelware nigger

> softlock

OHNONONONO

I don't even know if there is a theme. Maybe TV Show/Movie tie in games but was the Rhino or Aero part of something like that?

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yeah, anime girl feets release odorous stream after they've stripped off their shoes from a long day of doing anime girl things. Some user on Yea Forums got to smell them one time and he said it was so intoxicating the aroma alone was on a higher pleasure plane than any drug he'd ever used

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oh no no no no no

>Game soft-locks
>Having to use cheat codes

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runner is so tiring it caused the console to fall asleep

OH NO NO NO NO
PFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

shoo shoo glitch gremlin

ALWAYS WORKS

The menuing was the most difficult part too, by his own admission.

I bet DISTORTION2 was behind this recent turn of events!

couch jew is way more nervous and awkward sounding, kinda ruining this otherwise chill run

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>So since Yea Forums is now full of trans people
Is it?
>I'm curious to know how many of you have gotten SRS/plan on getting it.
I don't think they let you do SRS without a year of hormones, first. I haven't heard they let you get that right off the bat. As for me though, probably never, because that shit costs $10,000. And it's $10,000 that's only going to change my dick to a vagina, it's not going to help me look more feminine in any way.

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Any re stream outside of twitch? It freezes all the time

>literally a minute of the clock running trying to reset the game

I've never had too much trouble with women. They don't usually care if we're the same height, but ya short girls are common. I am pretty intimidated by especially tall girls though. I can't really talk to them the same way.

Are you the Footnigger that posts on /pol/ with the fascist flag?
kek

I'm a tranny should I start speedrunning so I can go to gdq and make people uncomfortable on twitch

Damn x2

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NONE OF THESE RUNNERS SO FAR MADE COMPELLING REASONS TO THE AUDIENCE WHY THEY'RE RUNNING THE FUCKING GAME.

NONE.

THEY'RE JUST EXPLAINING WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES IF THE AUDIENCE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE GAME???

HELLO????

ARE THESE PEOPLE AUTISTIC???

TELL ME WHY THE GAME IS EXCITING FOR YOU TO RUN YOU FUCKS.

>and it's $10,000 that's only going to change my dick to a vagina

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Apache Junction, AZ. I can't imagine that would make any difference, though. It feels like people just make a bigger deal out of something like 5'5-5'6 than it really is.

you should off yourself instead

Not transphobic but I’d also rate them among the lowest. Katamari has literally no commentary, just grunting and talking to herself about how good or bad the run was going. As a huge fan of that series I wanted to learn more about how routing works for those games. MP2 was a bummer because it was all OOB (kinda boring already) with very little commentary indicating how or when these tricks were found, standard marathon flavor like that. I love MP2 and don’t give a fuck about Titanfall 2, and the runs are similarly exploit heavy and sort of boring on their own, but the commentary for TF2 had me watch the whole thing. MP2 I sat through and wanted to die

use streamlink twitch gui

>witnessing this with poverty chat
It was so exciting to watch holy shit

I finally figured out who this guy sounds like

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>ARE THESE PEOPLE AUTISTIC???
They’re speed runners. What do you think?

it doesnt matter if they are accepted into gdq

This. FUCK.

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Start speedrunning your life.

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it keeps the thoughts of death away

BATASHA GET IT?

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im having a xe/xer wathing this garbage...

manlet reportin in from queen creek

>taking vacation days to watch GDQ

Why waste a vacation on that?

user WANTS THEIR THESIS

HE WANTS EVIDENCE PRESENTED

AND THEN HE WANTS A COMPELLING CLOSING STATEMENT

THEN, AND ONLY THEN, MAY THEY START THE RUN

Hispanics aren't that tall you're fine

kek, you know why they're running it
seethe harder

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yep you just can't win. if you try to brush off short comments from them you won't hear the end of it and if you try to defend it you just look insecure. sucks dude I hope good things come your way.

>ten fucking thousand dollars for what I can do with garden shears and a forstner bit

GREETINGS FROM GERMANY

I'm bored anyone else jacking off

Okay but I'm doing the Any% no death skip category, sorry to disappoint

wait same 5'6'

because that next part was very hard user because the runner said so and i have to clap

>TELL ME WHY THE GAME IS EXCITING FOR YOU TO RUN YOU FUCKS.
They don't say this because it's not exciting for them to run you autist.
These speedrunners run extremely obscure games intentionally because that way there's little to no competition, so it's easy to be #1 in their speedrun leaderboards. They don't run because they like the games, they do it because nobody else does.

Shift would have done it for BFBB funny enough.

formerly chucktasha

imagine the only break from wagecucking being watching GDQ

At least I took a week off to complete Persona 5

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God, I'm so fucking weak to batgirls. Holy shit. Post more batgirls fucking shit fuck man..

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I try to fap every other day for better orgasms

Children exist and they're using their parents' credit card.

Was the DS2 run any good? I wanted to watch it but missed it.

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>/pol/

go.

go and stay go.

this and no one wants to see mario and zelda game#23521352 again

Jesus Christ, is it just me or does this guy seem bored by his own game?

we all had that friend who had a house with way more cool gaming shit than you could ever have

this is one of those games he had

he also had lots of vhs porn when i barely knew what it was

No lol

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...im in tempe. sup homies. its fucking hot out.

>90s mascot platformer
>Music themed level
Why is this trope so fucking good?

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Unfortunately no.

as usual dist is an uninteresting faggot so no

WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS IF THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHY SHOULD I?

HELLO????

The guy played fine but the couch was kind of dead and the framerate went to shit every 16 minutes.

if he is then he's the only normal person at the event
disdain

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That level background is earthbound tier

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I think he's doing fine but he seems tired, he's concise

Remember it's 2am local time, this could be hard on a lot of people who have to force fully change their sleep schedule just for a night

Good morning, another day of runs. Looking forward to the Metal Slug!

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Cyber Gangster#1626

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nope, but that guy does sound pretty based

Right now I'm having hard time trying to not think about what kind of socks the GDQ donation reader is wearing and what they might smell like

being a footnigger is suffering

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you can safely pass on it

I had this game but no vhs porn though

Eh. The runner was fine, and the run itself was okay but there was some sort of memory leak and he had to restart the game every 10-15 minutes that really cut out all flow.

was larxa on his couch?

This music is bangin. Gonna have to grab the ost

Cool, a couple others in the area. But you guys are fine, you're not that short. I'd consider it about average. Most people aren't gonna think anything bad about your heights.

>WHY SHOULD I?
You shouldn't. I mean I don't.
I just like having GDQ on 24/7 on another monitor. It's comfy, like I'm watching television or something. And occasionally the runs are entertaining so it's all good. Plus watching with Yea Forums is fun. If I wasn't watching with Yea Forums I probably wouldn't bother.

Why is Middle Eastern Joe Rogan playing shovelware?

Good morning slut

She was and said basically nothing.

Is this doing it for you?

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did this guy just get laid before the run? Why else would he care so little about this game?

So whens the next not boring run?

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Is there anything interesting to any of the upcoming Metal Slug games or is just shooting enemies off-screen when possible or whatever

>inverting your dick costs more than buying a new console + 8~11 full-priced games for it
yo wtf

the only problem with metal slug is that all of the korean runners are keyboard cheaters

NOT SO FAST user

WE ALSO NEED TO FACT CHECK THE SOURCES

SEE IF THE INTERNAL LOGIC OF THE ARGUMENTS HOLD WATER

COMPLETE A PEER REVIEW PROCESS

WHEN ALL THAT IS OUT OF THE WAY YOU MAY COUNT DOWN YOUR RUN

this GDQ so far has just been tech errors and peoping missing skips...
where's the quality control? these runners SUCK

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Dist went super safe compared to the usual DS2 runs, so it was kind of boring in that regard and the reset bugs didn't help at all.

kek that seems about fucking right. At least no one had to hear her fucking horrible voice.

>guy isn't making cringey comments every second
>speaks in a monotone voice like normal people do
>Yea Forums thinks it's boring when someone isn't autistically screeching about

fuckin zoomers

*ten times
Even worse

hes my favorite runner now

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I'll be completely honest with you. A tiny bit, yeah.

That's why I'm just gonna spend money on the games, instead. I save money from a procedure that will do nothing to help me pass, and I get tons of games instead.

I'll take 10 pairs of very small breasts

i think he's a bit pissed at his performance, said he can't do a few tricks cuz he lost too many lives or something

boy
this is

boring

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I cant imagine speedrunning shit like this, seriously, it just seems so fucking autistic

I THINK YOU SUCK

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time to go to sleep
it was a pleasure to waste my time watching shovelware speedruns with Yea Forums
see you tomorrow for the mario hack run
night Yea Forums

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All the good runners are either banned or unofficially retired

they ban all the fun runners from previous years

what is it about specifically bat girls? don't get me wrong it's a fine taste but what does it for you?

>there are people that shoutout "the amazing tech crew"

couch guy is super into this shit

I wish they had some long ass JRPG run going on stream b or something.

Platformers are the best speedgames.

Yeah, fuck this goddamn heat. I wish I was somewhere with normal weather. Basically, anywhere else besides AZ.

The fucking pity claps. My God.

lmao /fit/ is doing speedruns now

there's no such thing as a non-autistic speedrun though

please add me I've never had real life friends

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good nite don't die in the mean time. we already lost one today.

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I JUST WANT TO SEE SOME PASSION ABOUT THE FUCKING VIDEOGAME THEY'RE PLAYING IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK JESUS CHRIST

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PASSION????????????????????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Agreed. I like when things are more chill and normal like this.

based fat pika-poster

pohw pohw pohw pohw pohw pohw pohw pohw pohw pohw pohw pohw

i went out and played Pokemon Go today, not THAT hot

I alway forget how many garbage platformers were on the SNES

who died

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I love how his face didn't change at all

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Based taste, user

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Vanilla coke bro

I don't know user... where did it go wrong...

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guy on the couch looks like he subscribes to blacked

>gonna be asleep on a speedrun of my favorite game: Cave Story, unless i'll stay awake and be tired af

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>tfw my Sonic folder is 90% bat tats

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quick rundown?

Remember to drink some more water

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Just watch it when it's on YouTube

cringe

said he's gonna go pick up a can of vanilla coke before the Dead Rising run. hasn't been heard from since. presumed dead.

what happened to 60fps?

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Passion is a bannable of fence, sweetie

I think it's a combination of the large ears, cute nose, dark color schemes and big tiddy goth gf aesthetic.
Check out Semlgrim's art on Twitter for a perfect example.

I think the interest originated from that one bat in the Rescue Rangers TV show. Figures Disney is to blame.

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banned

Which kind
Monster girl or anthroshit?

works on my machine

Thanks for the reminder.

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it's not arizona but it's hot enough that opening the window doesn't help the indoor temperature

I feel that, i'll catch the vods but I'll miss on being able to post fe girls during the fates run

Stay awake user, stay awake because I gotta stay awake.
Also 'bout time you nignogs started posting bats.

s-shoutouts to the tech crew!

Maybe he enjoyed that ice cold Vanilla Coke™ so much he didn't even bother following the threads anymore

But I've been drinking water all day.

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this is the most comfy run
i dont give a fuck what any of you niggers say

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>Put wings on human
>Call it a bat
I'm fucking fuming right now.

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as it should be

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there's a reason why people say gdq died after 2013 bruh

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I hope the 10% left is foxy butt

At least the announcer has a pleasant voice

That’s not the same and you know it

I FUCKING TOLD HIM NOT TO DIE!

was this the blandest run so far? It's actually putting me to sleep.....

cringecringecringecringecringecringecringecringecringecringecringecringecringecringecringecringe

thats one hungry snek

this game doesn't look as good as i remember seeing it back in nintendo power

I can see it. My man.

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You're fine then. I just want you guys to stay hydrated.

boi he drinkin the fuck out of that water

user is smart! And then we have 1% rabbits, with a 1% margin of error.

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THOSE FAT ASS BAT MILKERS

pic related is the current host, smooth operative aka tippy

now, is she actually a girl or a disgusting tranny?

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Haha imagine it sucking your dick instead haha

wtf u srs? it was 60 fps earlier for me too, but after the reset it's gone to shit.

The only difference is that you can't shitpost with Yea Forums while watching it

remove furfags

>stage opens with giant doors that say "Project: Alter Aero"
>doors open to reveal the stage: a room with a test tube filled with liquid
>mad scientist runs in, starts mashing keys
>embryo appears in test tube, slowly grows and transforms into a clone of Aero
>during the fight with stronger Aero clone, it picks Aero up and crashes them through the ceiling to another floor
I was not expecting a boss battle this cool in Aero 2.

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gdq use to be fun and wholesome and people appreciated any dollar amount they got but now they're all greedy money hungry mongrels and only real genuine life of the stream is the runners themselves but are usually cut off by cringy robot announcer reading straight from a script. but now even the runners are basically always being watched by higher-ups in the gdq org with all their words being transcripted and always monitored for anything that is """offensive""" runners look like they're scared to talk and say anything half the time now. what a shitty event from the glory it use to be. From what it looks like the audience are literally told to not acknowledge donations under $500 to incentivize higher donations what a shitty way to go about it.

Tranny, sorry user.

If you have to ask that question, it's a girl.

I know this is gonna sound retarded, but it always amazes me to see non-mammals drinking water. Like, I know they need it but it always so novel and strange to see a snake or a lizard just gulping down water.

Nah, fuck furfags......like with my dick.

based

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>Looking forward for MSX/3 runs
>It will be annoying because of this little bitch

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FBI OPEN UP

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Jesus Fucking Christ. This triggered flashbacks of some very strong, confusing feelings I got as a child.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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well if you wanted to try a meme donation, nows your chance

>girl

thats what i thought, damn does he have a girly ass voice

>Google Aero the Acro-Bat because I remember playing it as a kid once
>Inflation porn

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>no donations right now

holy fuck i wish this happened all week

uWu

what this hub-bub on twitter about a sonic fag getting busted for trying to buy heroine at the event and has been banned?

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haha yeah bro that would be wild haha

I am so fucking bored.

they don't read meme donations

what'd i miss Yea Forums i havent been watching since last night

it's the curse of liking obscure games that involve animals

IF METROID WERE A GIRL SHE WOULD BE METROID DILATE

>5 million dollars from anonymous donor with no message.

meh

is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?

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Did he watched Formula1?

>smaller room
>not as big-time
>more casual, comfy
My first time catching GDQ was in 2015 or so, but even still, I miss this kinda setting.

>>no donations right now
that just means you get to hear the host being forced to beg for donations rather than actually having to hear donations being read

That fucking Chibi call back.

>only 13 people in the crowd

they did the meme thing!

========REMINDER==========

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because this is only *REAL* gamer hours xdxdxxddd

Seeing snakes yawn is so bizarre.

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I wish I looked that feminine. ;_;

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is this your first late night GDQ run?

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>Discrimination is okay when we do it!

You already described the whole thing. drfatbody got the shit beat out of him by a drug dealer then got kicked out by hotel staff.

solid run desu
8/10

overrustlelogs.net/Trihex chatlog/June 2019/userlogs/deleted_gdq_message
This bot is comedy gold, these are all deleted posts from the GDQ chat

>Beefcerealmayo: @Wolsgang buncha outlanders on the mod team (beefcerealmayo was timed out for 600 seconds)

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Finally over. Fuck this boring ass game. Also the runner looked boring too, I guess thats why he likes that game.

It's like 2 am there, what do you expect

The run wasn't that great but he seemed like a nice guy.

cute snek

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man i hope someone tells him they included the SNES crash in his time, was like 70-90 seconds

big bat ass

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>"I'M HAPPY WITH THAT"

THAT WAS THE MOST HUMAN THING YOU'VE SAID THE ENTIRE RUN YOU ROBOTIC MONOTONE FUCK

That was kinda good. Not super exciting, but had some fun skips.
Comfy as fuck.

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Fuck you.

Is it just me or did the runner look like the mummy from the first mummy movie?

AGDQ is held in my state every winter
what are the odds I get laid if I go there in a couple months???

when are the GOOD RUNS

all these games are either garbage or i havent even heard of them and so they are also garbage

Its 2AM dumb fuck

>[2019-06-27 07:09:14 UTC] deleted_gdq_message: jobbedbone: What time do the dilation booths close? (jobbedbone was banned for this message)

pretty classic late night gdq run. 8/10

>Super Bomberman 2
Fuck yea. I love this game.

our based boy ICEPLUG is up next. he ran some home alone SHIT in the last gdq at around the same hour.

I guess it depends on what you are willingly to settle for.

how come every time I visit one of these SGDQ threads I find some new shit to add into my folder? some of you guys have some good taste

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100% if you're okay with trannies

have sex

cus plenty of women are there looking to fuck, right?

>Gamer hours
n

if you are homosexual for trannys, about 69%

thanks for this

fuck yeah I remember that run
he was awesome

Kek
"no stinky niggers allowed"
muh sides

that guy definitely posts here

>FE Fates Avatar height
>short overtook tall
FUCK YES MANLETS, NOW IS OUR TIME

I don't get the hype over Rogue. She's okay, but as far as batgirl goes, she's kinda mediocre.
She just looks like a Sonic character and while that's fine, it's not what any true bat lover would look for.

>mfw

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what if you pay for sex but get a free hotel room?

iceplug is a straight BEAST

guy is an absolute legend love this based as fuck guy

>What time do the dilation booths close

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>The Benefactor

How autistic do you have to be good fucking god

>has someone on couch this time
Based

>niggas saying announcer is a tranny

Fuck you, no she's not

BASED ICEPLUG

I'm honestly surprised gdq hasn't banned male/female incentives

>Iceplug

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ICEPLUG
BASED

based iceplug

I WANT ANNOUNCER LADY TO BE THE BIG SPOON AND HUM A SWEET SOFT TUNE.

>hasn't heard of bomberman
get some taste you goddamn zoomer

lol is this that black guy with the reflective glasses that was in the audience all day everyday at that one s/agdq?

I'd say rise up but you'd need a step ladder

BIG

SS already

Wait I just tuned in, is that a NIGGER?

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Trannies get to force females into more games.

Revert to the state of a pure virgin.

Oh wait
>he can't
>he bit into the forbidden fruit
>hes dumb as adam & eve

The Monitor

finally some super bummerman

I love Super Bomberman 2. Had some great music, and level design. Plus, it introduced the 6 Dastardly Bombers, which remained a series staple even to the most recent game, Super Bomberman R. That's how good this game is.

this nig is based. his runs are usually good

Oh fuck yes, bomberman, super bomberman 2 even, and iceplug

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you can clearly hear that Adams apple

>didn't say dilation stations
wasted

This is my step ladder
I never met my real ladder

Only 'based' nig is one dangling from a rope, nice try though reddit.

Which one of you guys was this?

Turn your monitor on faggot

>AGDQ is held in my state every winter
virginia or maryland? they've been changing it recently

>what are the odds I get laid if I go there in a couple months???
i guess it's technically a non-zero chance but more likely closer to zero than not
the only attractive real non-tranny girls that go to gdq events prob wont give you the time of day unless you're a 10/10 chad but since you're here posting on the sgdq catalog on Yea Forums at ungodly hours of the night, my bet is that is not you

I understood that reference.

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>died
welp

You're the nigger here

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you’re actually insane

>speedrunning niggers arent based

Dilate.

I love that the Japanese stream is pretty hyped for Super Bomberman 2. They've even been spamming this ([∩∩]) every time he completes a level.

>Cross your eyes
I can't see the game now!

Are you holding on to your butt, user?

yes but this one is a funny nigger, he hangs from nice tree, like an eucaliptus

>cross those legs
is our fellow incel telling thots their place?

based.
cringe.

They actually played this game

iceplug is EXTREMELY BASED

he is an actual legit person outside of fastgaming hes like a real engineer or some shit

cool guy who just likes shit ass videogames

This guy is annoying, goodnight

It was too soon damn it

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>watch them burn and smoke, trannies on the grill
HOLY FUCK ICEPLUG

Cute as fuck.

Your first day here?

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Pictures of the donation slut?

this gdq's full of triple fudgepackers

You do realize Iceplug is a literal pimp, right?

>not knowing that blacks are better than whites in sports and reaction times because of twitchy muscle fibers
>not knowing that if just a few more blacks get into speed running that they'll dominate just like they do in every sport.
being white is suffering desu

It was a different time

>chit chit chit chit chit
>that's my rng manipulation

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please stop singing you are ruining this based run

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Every spot taken by privallged whites and men of color are spots stolen from the progressive LGBQT community!

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>getting Americans to call people poofters on a family friendly stream

Australians stop your shitposting in donations

Lol what a fucking retard you are

Sounds great.

Whoa, I have never seen a slower Twitch chat. I can actually read what is being written for once.

>Stunlocking the FUCK out of that boss
That's rad.

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good thing this isn't actually reddit and you're free to think less of someone for using overused buzzwords with no actual reward system for people who do this shit

its just a little bantz

[2019-06-26 06:41:00 UTC] deleted_gdq_message: esam finally playing a fighting game he can win at Pog

Nog streamer, so thoughtpolice are VERY active right now so people are scared to talk.

i only played it because i had a japanese friend in kindergarten

This.
>LGBQT Faggots pushing colored people down because they get off on claiming they're the most oppressed
>GDQ puts on black at fucking 3:30 AM in the morning as to not strike fear into the crowd and nearby racist trannies.
We need black twitter on this.
>Put a niggy during dead hours
>in the same week that Etika (prominent gamer) was found dead.
This is the last thing we need, its more of a slap to the face of all black people.

>twitch chat

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Just woke up, unfortunately there are only shit games during Euro hours, so I have to ask: was the dark souls 2 run entertaining? Anyone got the vod for it?

new

is still alive. Shall we just migrate here?

I think the point is that based and cringe have become extremely generic statements with little effort involved similar to the upvote/downvote system

>trembling white boy pleading blacks don't find their 'sport' or else they'll literally have nothing left

this one

that fucking ugly roastie with the meme hat is really starting to get on my nerves

SGDQ playing a little hide the darkie.

nigga, u stupid

Name a sport where blacks haven't joined, dominated and pushed out whitey.
>Football
>Basketball
>Fighting Games
>Soccer
>Baseball

NASCAR

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>A woman in the background saying and doing nothing is enough to trigger the sensitive snowflake

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that image itself is meant to be a downvote for buzzwords

why would you run a completely RNG game?

But the fact that they piss people off gives them meaning. Same reason Sneedposting has stuck around so long.

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fug
( ;∀;)