Can we have a comfy Hex thread?

Can we have a comfy Hex thread?

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>we
there's that word again

>Can I* have a comfy Hex thread?
ftfy
no, mods will move it to /trash/ or Yea Forums

Such is life I guess.

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Someone post that pic of her hanging upside down from the last thread

'kay

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you can here

...

You know /c/ exists, right?

rape gabe

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you can go there to get dilating tips

Thanks

talking from experience I assume?

my dick already dilates your mom

Hex is WIDE.

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Hex needs a new dress!

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bro I just want to her
I just want hexy
what do I do bros

Have sex

and your mum dilates your ass with her dick

I DON'T WANT SEX I WANT HEX

Sex with Hex?

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yeah sure, I guess but I wanna do some comfy shit with her after, I want her to read me her Magic book and stuff, I wouldn't be able to comprehend it but I'd just love to hear her sweet voice

Maybe an interesting change of pace.

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Unga bunga muh Tomoko with cow tits

she's cute

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yes, and?

It's not video games, so no.

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I just want to be her first friend.

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Bigger tits.

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I want to change her diapers when she's upset and comfort her

Hexie has very large boobs, and it makes me feel warm and happy inside

That's kind of a depressing picture.

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Bigger tummy.

i love hex and her big boobs

Maybe just the art style but how much do you think hex weigh? Those knockers have to be hefty, let alone her rear...

would Hex bust balls?

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Bunny Hex.

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>e celeb shit threads
>Tifa threads reminds me how they fucked her up
>Political threads about taxes
>Steam race threads

Mods don't delete this thread I fucking need it.

Her tits aren't that big you FUCKEEEERRSSS

Considering that artist draws her with some very noticeable chub she's probably like 150lb at least. Hex is very obviously a completely passive person in and out of the bedroom, she'd do probably whatever you asked her just to make you like her.

Why does she have such a retarded face?

Sneed

Maybe 90kg? I wouldn't mind.

Wrong day unless you're at a later time zone, bro. but I don't mind the prospect.

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>seething this hard over a vidya character

Hex gave me plump girl fetish

>how much do you think hex weigh?
Bout tree fiddy

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Why's she so sweaty?

>that anatomy

Pinhead Larry.

We won't stop our hedonistic rage, plebian.

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>that pixel art webm of hex maniac getting creampied

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She's nervous about what you think of THIS

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>anatomy
>in a Hex thread

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fuck dude, milkers so big that everyone in this thread could suckle her at once
all in favour?

I'm pretty into light CBT, so I wouldn't mind if she did some Urethral play on me

Hex Maniac more like Flex Maniac.

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Reminder: Hex Maniac is a trainer class, so you can have her /fit/, slim and flat, plump ir w/e. I like her plump.

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She's wearing a sweater under that long v-neck dress. it's a no-brainer now that Summer's here.

Amen brother. The best part about it is imagining the pillow, doughy softness of Hex's plump tum due to a sedentary lifestyle indoors.

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I like her as a 10/10 knockout bombshell who is just totally oblivious to her body and since she wears such unflattering dresses nobody makes a move.

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Have we ever found the source?

People think they know the artist but nobody is speaking up. Common theory is that it was a private commission that got leaked and neither the artist nor the commissioner will spill the beans.

Its strange how high quality all the hex porn is.
Especially when comparing it to the hentia of other pokemon characters.

SHORTER.

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LONGER FRONT

>not wanting a Hex that's a dairy unto herself all to yourself

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I-I want to be Hex Maniac's friend, and show her all the fun things friends do together!!

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God I want more fat hex.

I would lay my head on her soft, doughy lap

>maniac

Taking Hex to a buffet and watching her binge!

Breaking Hex's arms and nose and teeth!

She’s over 900lbs in the most recent part of that set

Needs to go bigger.

Imagine being some trained pokemon gym leader and this literally-who shut-in goth girl shows up and is 10x hotter than you will ever be.

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>how high quality
I feel sorry for your standards

How much bigger exactly?

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What would it be like to be Hex? I'm just asking this for a friend.

Guess we can spare some fats now that the thread's mood is set.

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>Pubes

No idea why this became a fetish of mine

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Let's not attract the attention of the mods any more than we have to, they already look unfavorably on Hex threads.

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There's a third part?

Shut the fuck up, post sexy Hexie instead, I hate you fat lover fuckheads.
Slightly chubby is cute, yours is too far.

Fats good, that art isnt tho.

Hex in different outfits is cute.

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will you take a candy, user?

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I suppose. Not much of a fat-lover. Just plump. Now that I regret, I'm a bit worried. I miss Hex threads.

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This doujin was fucked up.

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She never gets happy doujins, I fucking hate it.

Someone post it

prove it

godfuckingdammit. don't remind me. wish there were more doujins myself.

SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FLAT
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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link to this doujin?

But it is ?
I've seen multiple hentia animations and thought god damn hex has way more of this than the others do.

Fuck off.

I mean, the other 4-part series is... kind of ok.

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imagine dipping your head in that lush mass of hair
so comfy
wonder what it would smell like

imagine being triggered by titties

>Fuck off.
That wasn't very nice, motherfucler.

Just google his name, its on the picture.

Shush. Moomoo milk's on sale now.

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The absolute cheapest dime store shampoo you can imagine. Would probably still be nice and floofy.

Frankly Gengar can give her the happiness she deserves once he's grown up.

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post more tubby hex maniac
please

It came out like yesterday.

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Nice. Very good.

If she's so oblivious and plain where does she get all these fancy embroidered silk bras?

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Of all the things to fetishize, this one is pretty natural user.

>tfw no giant hex gf

I want to fug that gut.

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lavender

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I want to bury my head in those soft arms.

>tfw no yandere big tiddy goth gf

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That's the next step in the master plan, followed by falling asleep cuddled up on her.

Here's a flatter Hex or those who prefer it. But we can coincide, right? Slim and plump, flat and busty. As said, it's not only one person.

Umph. That motherly face gets me.

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I think she'd be a decent mom.

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At what point does she sit on me?

Hex in jeans!

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As soon as you lie down

>a comfy Sex thread

I don't understand

Is that by Mayfag?

Hex smothering you until you buy her milk!

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Yeah. Shame he passed away.

With all that free time in her hands it's safe to say that she is. Presence and love wise. I don't expect her to be a master, or even mediocre, in home economics.

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Yea.

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I mean she lives by herself presumably, she must know how to keep a house at the very least.

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Hex pulling her robe over you and trapping you inside against her huge belly

Wait really?

Yeah that's nice and all, but what about Hex's butt and thighs?

why is this allowed?

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Citation needed.

How in the world would you even know that?

Hex keeping you grinding up against her tummy all day with her robe over you and none of her customers suspecting a thing because of how much you sink into her!

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>tfw this whole thread
>I literally look like a real hex maniac
>Tfw sit in the back corner of class just doodling while listening to music on my headphone
>Got bulled when I was younger for having big breats so I now just wear baggy black hoodies
>Have guys talk to me but it's never Chad, it's always some fat loser or skinny twinkboy with shitty social skills
>All I want is Chad
>Asked him out before but he said he was with some other girl
>sadly my lazy eye turns off alot of guys

Fucking end it Bros. Why is Chad so hard to get

>ITT: DeviantArt

This isn't even exaggeration anymore.

Please don't ERP here.

Nice blog tits or GTFO
Can't you go to a eye doc to fix your lazy eye

FUCK THIS THREAD

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Post eyes or GTFO

If you have a fucking lazy eye you aren't getting any chad, honestly. Chads would only go for 10/10 girls. Your best bet would try to be an easy lay at a party.

chads will go for 7/10 girls or less easily. Manwhores have really low standards.

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I'm tempted to get pics of diapered Hex just to hopefully nuke this thread

I never got this meme. Who is he and why is he angry

>the apex males go for anything
>trust me I'm a professional loser

Fuck off with this atrocious shit, Christ.

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Or you could NOT be a douche. The fuck's your problem exactly?

Why? Just leave the thread if you don't like it.

>off-model trash
yikes.

A point I guess. But other than how good of a mother she can be, how good is she in bed? How much of a degree is she a sex fiend? How much will she let you snuggle with and grope her as you both fall asleep?

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God, I fucking hate this guy. Hard to enjoy his art when almost all of it is either a commission or a drive. What a shill.

I'm still uncertain if that's a dude or a girl.

why tho

>the state of crashfags

lmaoing at your 30fps trash

Thats wrong, but even pretending it was true, anyone with a lazy eye who thinks they're literally some anime crusty fujo isn't a 7/10. They'd be a 4 or 3/10, having big tits wouldn't even factor in. The only people who would look past a lazy eye would be incels.

O-oh. The shit art. I see now.

We'll make it some day, hexchan. Some day.

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Well fuck me for wanting to put down this thread quickly instead of letting it die slowly

UNNNHHHH THICKER

Whats the problem with commissioned art? If he lived off a patreon, you'd have a point, but it looks like he just lives off donations and commissions.
Also, the fat growth stuff linked via donations / reblogs is pretty smart. I should do it.

Does it matter?

There was a new Blade Runner. I have no idea about actual context or why it became no gf angst.

Let us die happy. The rabbits man, the farm!

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Yes, absolutely.

Damn that's hot, post more kyon

Too late

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If you're a shill, yeah

If "just leave the thread if you don't like it" is reddit logic, do you really want to brag about not being logical enough for that? Not a good source of pride.

is this considered nsfw?
there's no view of the naughties

I will never understand people like you who deliberately go out of their way to post in threads they don't like and piss everyone off. How sad your life must be.

They want attention, retard.

If you actually did then you would get chad. In reality you're some 3/10 landwhale.

Go back to 4+Yea Forums

good thread ruined by an edgy fag who's got something to prove

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>implying it wasn't already ruined by the fatfags

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>LOL LOOK MOM, I POSTED THE SAME TAILS COMIC AS EVERYONE ELSE xD
You could do something atleast on topic, instead of regurgitating the same "offensive" shit, like spyro subway.

Good morning.

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>the all I wanted was a nice thread

I guess the answer is no, we can't have a comfy Hex thread.

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pics or didnt happen

where to find big tiddy goth gf
me wanna

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Hex looks cute with glasses

L O N D O N
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>no no no please dont kill my waifu thread

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the dude lives a soul crushing life and his only companion is a holographic gf
the gf is crushed by the bad guy and he finds out he was never a real then he dies alone on some snowy steps

Here this one, though, the lack of eyebrows makes it weird.

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Belly rubs.

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You guys realize if hex was real this is what she would be like? She probably would be a nymphomaniac. Shit man imagine just trying to go to work and this happens.

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Why is she always sweating.

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We had one a few hours ago. Despite the usual shitters near the end.

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I have that pic saved and I never noticed that. Thanks a lot for ruining it for me.

Sorry bro, there's always gotta be a faggot.

Cute.

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>posts gore
I'm honestly surprised I'm not fazed by this

people will reply to this post saying its a good thing

Y-yeah, imagine that.

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She's FAT.

If this happened in a muslim country the boyfriend would've been arrested for being a fucking faggot.

>NO NO NO MOMMY PLEASE STOP I NEED MY WAIFU THREAD!!

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>all the art of hex with mimikyu
>she made no appearance at all in Alola
It’s not fair lads. Hopefully we’ll get a Galar hex at least.

Sorry.

Based retard

She's evil, you can see it in her eyes.

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Her eyebrows could just be behind the frames.

Acerola was just a loli Hex

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That would be a snapchat filter user

WOuld have been nice.

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>hex maniac and her mom

The police report of her arrest is hilarious.

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Day of the rope soon, faggot.

>bimbo shit

Oh, I see.

I do wonder what the appearance will be like, especially how kalos Hex blew-up. will she be just as popular?

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Smelly girl

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Would you help her learn proper hygiene and keep a regular bathing schedule?

i know right? it's a great trope, shame there's so little of it for Hex and Wicke

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I'd shower her, brush her teeth, cook her breakfast and dinner, comb her hair, play with her, hold her hands, snuggle with her, and spoon her while sleeping in bed
also sex in between all those activities, in no particular order

>obvious waifu dumping thread
>some faggot tries to abuse the laziness of janitors and posts the Tails comic in the hopes that the whole thread gets 404'd
>his shitty posts get deleted and the threads still up

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kek

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What about hair tangling? Or what sort of shampoo/conditioner/body wash scent she prefers?

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we'll use a straightener and I'm unsure what shampoo/conditioner/body she would use
we'd have to test a lot of stuff for her hair to be silky smooth

Aye!

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Yeah there’s not enough oyakodon with the two of them.

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>Doesn't like twinks
Awful taste

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try having a personality
also
melbourne

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Big hex!

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i never realized that Hex pretty much always has this face. are you sure she's worth it Yea Forumsros?

user, you must stick it in crazy.

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Thats just an ugly e-thot trying to be like hex. They probably also post pics of them ahegaoing and wearing virgin killers.

Well, I don't like 3d women.

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I wish there was more big hex

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Commission it. I wish people commissioned me for hex stuff.

Me too, the bigger the better.

Ghosts.

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you got a comm sheet or something? don't have money for comms at the moment but i might be interested in the future

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Can dm me about it on pixiv if you're interested. imgur.com/a/nmWmL

Thank you!

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How can one generic NPC be so fucking cute

Oh I’ve seen your stuff posted before. You’re really good.

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Thanks, I think I'm mainly popular with people into Danganronpa though. I've seen people post crops of my stuff around here sometimes.

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She is in the game as it has trainer classes like the ORAS ace trainer, but will she be common or rare?

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Yeah I saw a crop of the Junko paizuri pic posted just yesterday actually.

They know how popular she is, they'll probably make her rarer than other generic NPCs so people cough up more bux to get her.

Common so everybody can share her love!

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We will know in some hours...maybe.

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>roasties seething over not being able to get chad
continue the coping,

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Shortstack hat when.

Eh I'll probably die as a catlady or turn lesbian. It's either Chad or nothing. The idea of having sex with a lardass sperging about anime boobiez and muh funny and cute pics is too repulsive to think about.

yep, this thread has convinced me to make a Hex folder
gimme all you got before this shit dies

You know what's funny?
Having actual contact with actual girls, and then seeing Yea Forumsedditors larp as girls according to the stereotypes they built in their heads, based entirely of Twitter screencaps.

Please stop shitting up the thread with the samefagging

Sorry, I'm too tired. Can't go on any longer.

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but what about an user you can pal around with, share dirty jokes, spout memes only you two know about while normalfags seethe, be about the same attractiveness rating with, work together to be more attractive, try to be more successful with, share hobbies with, and tell of your deepest, darkest fetishes that you'll both enact with each other?
Chad won't do any of those things apart from fucking your brains out
but if that's what you want, more power to you

how to get goth gf pls

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well at least show tits, someone here is gonna like it.

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tits or gtfo

as far as I can tell, be attractive and show compassion

Become an e-celeb and then take your pick of any random thot who will want to sponge off your fame.

Here you go.

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learn how to talk to girls, learn how to pick them up, go to where goths are and get them.

I was going to say this art style reminds me of that pic of her getting hypnotized into prostitution in a lopunny outfit, but that second image has me convinced it's the same thing. I've only seen that one image, is it really a whole doujin?

Hang out in a graveyard

>tfw I had a big tiddy goth gf in high school
>She was a total dork loser with no friends but I liked her
>Dumped her for being clingy
>She turned into a massive tumblr feminist who hates men
>Still to this day almost ten years later I'm the only person she's ever had sex with

I know what I have to do to fix this. Through dick, unity.

Pants on fire

>mfw have a big tiddy pastel goth gf
Good life
She's a good head shorter than I am too

Shouldn't have left her. You being the only person she had and leaving probably affected her a lot.

Your gf's skin looks like this?

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You don't know what pastel goth is?

No.
Is it like the scene girls?

Not at all. It's mostly like goth, but as depressed, featuring pastels as well as black. Mostly pink and purple.
pastel goth is kinda tumblr but she isn't so whatever, she's cute, she's hot, she's sweet and I love her and that's what's important.

Well, I hope you are happy and that you keep her happy, user.
Goth girls deserve love.

she ets anxiety over her low sex drive which lowers her sex drive even more which makes her even more anxious what the fuck do I do man

If the only reason she has anxiety is over her low sex drive you should probably "force" yourself into her more, my girl of 6 years has anxiety, but always had a strong libido, she started to take Citalopram 3 year now, wich in theory lowers her sex drive but she's always willing when i start it, kiss/hugs into gentle foreplay that can spiral out of control or just rough housing (if she's into that) Masturbating in front of her works, idk man just love her, even if you have less daily sex due to the medicines comfort her that your relationship is more than that at the end of the day, you're gonna make it.

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Well, the first thing would be not pushing her, doing that will probably make her anxiety worse.
If she's not too healthy, maybe doing excercise could help her.
Also, take it slowly and make sure to focus on the foreplay.

He should at least post the art in a higher res without all the garb around it, the text takes up more than the drawing

>hexmaniac after seeing all the big titted porn of her

I like fat girls but this drawing is pretty crap.

Hey champ, what's the source for this?

how does one get a big tiddie gothic lolita gf?

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Link me the best paizuri art of her

Live in a fantasy world.

There's how dairy is bottled up.

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She should ask me to help, I'd be happy to get a hand on those fat breasts

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Would you want Hex to have any spooky magic powers?

Why no flat hex drawings?

Yes

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transmutation magic
freely change form, texture, basically just make things into other things
think of all the wild shit you can do
>turn herself into a slime, slime sex
>turn into a lamia, snake sex
>turn into a bird, harpy sex
>into into a horse, centaur sex
the possibilities are endless

Because flat Hex is boring

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But flax hex is cute too.

cutest patootie

Sing with me Yea Forums
Hex is for sex
Hex is for sex
Paizuri jobs to throbing knobs and fucking in a mating press

It'd be more amusing if she thought she did but didn't.

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What pokemon should she use in Pokemon Masters?

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Gengar.

Pumpkaboo or Gourgeist

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>shortstack Hex

Didn't know I wanted this.

So you want a Ditto waifu

You don't have no business with any Chads. Set your standards realistically.

Just like that Shad comic.

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>hex has severe social anxiety
>wears her dress because she thinks its blessed to make her less visible
>its actually because it hides her ridiculous sexy body

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>Hex goes to the beach
>"W-why is everyone staring at me?"

>it has the complete opposite effect to what she hoped
>her curvy body is so huge that what was meant to be an extremely baggy robe clings to her tight and only shows it off more

What does it taste like bros?

Like normal milk only warmer and spookier.

I'd only want it straight from the tap.

ok what the fuck is that waist

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if you are posting here, it means you arent that fitting for normal human beings
I recommend you going to /fit/ if you desire a chad

I wish Yea Forums wasn't so fast, then we could have comfy slow-burn threads without worrying about them falling off the board.

>(C86) [Hiatari Ryoukou (Toudori)] Tomodachi? Maniac | Friend? Maniac (Pokémon) [English] {doujin-moe.us}

You eat your fucking words and enjoy the taste of mine, fellow vanillafag.

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>that shit
>vanilla
The kid's a manipulating cunt who's just using her as an easy fuck, it's yet another doujin about emotional abuse

he may be a cunt on the outside but it's the inside that counts

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>girlfriend assaults boyfriend
>police arrive
>police take stock of the situation
>girlfriend gets arrested through basic observation skills instead of the boyfriend
Is this hope I am feeling?

also kill yourself cladive, you fat ugly bitch.

Hope?
That's what happens everytime in those situations, it's just the media focuses on what generates more clicks.

>wah I want a happy Hex doujin
>No I don't care if Hex is happy IN the doujin, I want a happy Hex doujin
Dude shut the fuck up and eat your spoonfeed you damn ingrate

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Duluth Model.

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sauce?

I kinda want this elf to get the SyneDocche elf treatment, but knowing him he'd give her a pot belly instead of a fat Kuroeda ass.

looks like dungeon meshi but i don't know for sure

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I want to kiss Hex.

>why cant she get a doujin that doesnt end up with her in an abusive or dysfunctional relationship
>heres a story of some twink manipulating her into being his personal fuck doll enjoy
You have to be atleast three different kinds of stupid to not get what he ment by "happy doujin"

>DUDE CRAZY CHICK WITH BIG TITTIES

Yea, sounds good.

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>10 hours later
eat shit triplenigger

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God, I want to look deep into her eyes and then french kiss her.

>cowtits
Reminder not true fans.
Reminder if you enjoy cowtit hex, you are literally supporting reddit who invented the idea thanks to X n Y

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Couldn't give a fuck mate

>no true scotsman fallacy
who cares.
fun things are fun and sexy things are sexy.

If you don't want to drink milk from Hex's big fat tits then you don't like her.

Take what you can get and enjoy her smile.

bump

Seems the thread is dying down for today.

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Anons are at work.

tfw no yandere gf ;_;

Funny enough I was at work for most of this thread and just got home recently.

i like to imagine that hex doesn't really bothers much with her personal image
she showers sometimes when she gets tired of her own smell but just that so she has really unkempt pubes and pit hair
i want her to kidnap me because she got a crush on me but i'm as lonely as her so i dont even try to run away
i want her to cuddle me to sleep and breastfeed me every morning
then if i have been a good boyfriend, lift her dress and let me suckle on her fat, wrinkly hairy testicles before she fucks me in the ass

>the last line

Busted out laughing

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based

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Semen

The store owners talked her into them.

>wears her full outfit to sleep

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based. personally, I'd like possession magic so that she can possess other people and have them fuck me. also, having her turn into a ghost and fucking me in public would be pretty nice.

Dude probably.

It's time.

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Bump.

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what a nice thread
hex maniac where

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So does this count as spamming/flooding or off-topic?

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We had 300+ posts before the autist showed up, that's pretty good considering the mods won't do anything about him.

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>show her all the fun things friends do together!!
like what?

i think it does
have yourself a hex in this trying time

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Good Hex.

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It is now at least.

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>the autist
i think there's multiple of them, at least three
makes it even more pathetic desu

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>these post timers

Imagine being so autistic that some people enjoy something that you use multiple machines to spam your shitposts to hit bump limit.

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If you are actually serious: Try offering something other than your looks and tits

Actual Chads are very often taken by Wife-Material women who can offer them many things

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I think the big areola suit her well.

...What?

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it's all she has

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Why are you posting porn in a Pokemon thread?

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>HEX isnt in Pokemon Masters
This isnt comfy at all

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She better be

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It's just his proxies. He loads up a queue with grohkey to seem like a different person. I can't imagine tangling up another person in this kind of autism. I can't imagine someone volunteering for his insane hangups.

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I'm posting Pokemon in a Pokemon, you're trying to talk about a goth gf.

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And here you are fighting some imaginary fight against it. Thread after thread. It isn't about principle, it's about you having some kind of deep rooted issue that you can't leave it alone.

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Why are you so insistent on using Hex threads to blog about goths day after day? Actually it hasn't even been 1 day since the last Hex thread 404d.
Post cute Pokemon.

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He craves attention, don't give it to him. Best you can do is report him and hide him. Hopefully the mods do their jobs, but even if they don't, yelling at him is validating him.

>All I want is Chad

Of course you do, all women Crave Chad more than anything else in this world, you are however forgetting that for every chad there are 20 other women similar to you who want him as well

So line up

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This pisses me off slightly more than his trash crusade. Flygon is a piece of shit and Garchomp is vastly superior.

They should take care of the porn and tfw no big goth gf garbage if anything, not the Pokemon in a Pokemon thread.

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Based Gengar poster btfoing shitty waifufags.

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Wow.

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Ooh, a Gengar I don't have. This thread was worth it.

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Have some more.

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why are you posting pokemon in a pokemon trainer thread

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