>An autopsy after Desmond Amofah’s death revealed a colon that was 5-6 inches in diameter and 8-9 feet long. A normal colon is only 2-3 inches in diameter and 4-5 feet long. The autopsy also revealed stool that had been in the colon for 4-5 months and would have certainly presented a tremendous toxic load on the Internet personality’s physiology.
>This same autopsy performed after Amofah’s death purportedly revealed that the YouTube content creator’s colon weighed 42 pounds at the time of his death. 37 pounds of this was dried fecal matter and only 5 pounds was living tissue.
>Allegedly, this extreme constipation was a result of his drug usage, particularly opioids.
> A former close friend of Amofah’s has claimed that he possessed very little control over his bowels, and that he would often accidentally defecate himself around her.
I realise your stupidity makes it seem like reposting shit endlessly is the height of humor, but its not.
Luis Garcia
A comedian tells a joke. Nobody laughs. So he tells the joke again. And again.
This is OP and his stupid copypasta.
Ryan Russell
Posted byu/Throwawaytodayaye1 18 days ago XXXTentacion had bathroom problems An autopsy after Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy’s murder revealed a colon that was 5-6 inches in diameter and 8-9 feet long. A normal colon is only 2-3 inches in diameter and 4-5 feet long. The autopsy also revealed stool that had been in the colon for 4-5 months and would have certainly presented a tremendous toxic load on the rapper’s physiology.
This same autopsy performed after Onfroy’s death purportedly revealed that the rapper’s colon weighed 82 pounds at the time of his death. 77 pounds of this was dried fecal matter and only 5 pounds was living tissue.
Allegedly, this extreme constipation was a result of his drug usage, particularly opioids.
A close friend of Onfroy, who goes by the moniker "Kid Truncks", has claimed that Onfroy possessed very little control over his bowels, and would often accidentally defecate himself around him.
Josiah Nguyen
okay, but who is this???
Ethan Parker
But I laughed the first time.
Cameron Roberts
And he still couldn't keep his shit together
Cooper Rivera
BBBRRRAAAAPPPPP
Adam Sanders
ok so please tell me is it real or not real so i can relax
Ryan Jenkins
SHIIIIIEEEEEEEET
Nolan Sullivan
Ignorance is bliss... untill it hit you in the face people will always be ignorant
Lucas Myers
IRRITABLE BOWEL BOYZ
Hunter Stewart
So that's why niggers smell.
John Martinez
and why their skin's so dark
Nathan Brown
No it didn't, you can literally go to google and find the autopsy report.
Isaiah Mitchell
>37 pounds of feces Bull. Shit.
Cooper Bennett
So he was full of shit?
Ayden Rodriguez
None of this is sourced you fucking cunt
Lincoln Watson
I used to do opiates everyday for like a year (oxycontin). i would go a literal 30 days without shitting and eventually once i hit the 30 day mark i would force myself to just use an enema. well now i just do suboxone every and force myself to shit every morning when i really don't have the feeling to shit just to avoid this stupid shit from happening to me.
Humans are not bears. We do not have an energy conserving state like hibernation.
Aiden Long
Isn't using laxatavis regularly bad?
Ayden White
i'm not lying. i would always force myself to use a butt douche on day 25-30. this went on for a full year. yes a year where i only took like 12 shits and i am perfectly fine
i would destroy the toilet tho, imagine a toilet filled with shit even above the water line. one time i clogged my friends toilet and had to pick up all the shit with bags over my hands and physically throw it out. thanks for not murdering me after that sam you suck at spy in tf2
The colon is pretty damn strong actually, it can take a lot of punishment and heal back just fine. Hell you can cut holes into it and open it up to shit into a bag and it'll still heal back over time.
Aiden Wright
this is a Yea Forums copypasta you retards
Owen Nelson
i go without laxatives now thats like telling a fat person "just stop eating retard". its not easy to quit doing opiates when you become physically addicted and literally need them just to feel like you aren't being stabbed in both eyes at all times
This implies many things ranging from not eating to having a larger than normal large intestine and rectum. Plus it’s literally impossible for body to hold onto waste that long without it becoming toxic.
Jackson Bailey
very nice copypasta
Jeremiah Ward
Nice fake news, why don't you provide a source
Jaxon Mitchell
yooo nigga we bout to hit this tar nigga *hits bowl* oooohhhh shit nigga fuck im up man bout to cop me some new js if the home boy slides through, wait nigga shit *shits apnts*
Jordan Gomez
Well, I mean yeah, that's kinda how you stop being fat. There may be other underlying problems too, but not eating so fucking much will make you lose weight.
David Cook
This, the body will usually get rid of waste after a few days to a week even if its backed up, it just churns it into a liquid in most cases if it has to.
Jacob Long
i would only eat a lot on the first couple days. then eventually i would barely eat as i got deeper into my month long no shit cycle. also by the time the poop comes out of you it is literally a dry stone.
which was cool because you had to go super saiyan 3 just to get the first few feet of poop out ripping your asshole in the process then it slowly starts to come out like normal standard poop. shooting normal standard "feels good man" poop out of your ass for 20 minutes straight.
yeah don't do opiates. unless you really have nothing else to live for since they will cure your depression. or are smart enough to take laxatives everyday
Gaining weight is more about calories than it is how much you eat. You can still eat less than someone else, but it be higher calories and gain weight faster than they assuming no hereditary or metabolism differences.
Jeremiah Sullivan
does this count as shitting himself to death?
Jaxson Green
Or ya know, just see a fucking doctor and eat more fiber. They'll usually help out the food lining tract or take x-rays and deal with it while also trying to help you get off opiates without being retarded.
Ryan Sanders
You can actually go a long time without shitting, it happens to people who experience major stomach injuries like gut shots and car accidents. The body just stops the digestive process until it's recovered enough which sometimes can last a month or more and then it starts right back up again That being said, those people are being fed via IV and taking a rigorous medication routine as well as being supervised by doctors so dunno if it translates across the same way
Aaron Long
>get off opiates
thats what suboxone is for. ive been taking it for years and haven't done illegal drugs since
Evan James
This again? You posted this shit yesterday... no pun intended
Isaiah Sanders
No fucking shit, but generally speaking, more food = more calories. Unless you spend all day eating fucking sugar, then start nutritious eating habits, this will remain true.
Daniel Gomez
Still bs. You need food to live dude. People have died in half that time.
Ethan James
keto claims another victim
Alexander Powell
No, that's what rehabs and doctors are for. Now you're just addicted to fucking suboxone you retarded nigger.
Jaxon Thompson
I honest to fucking God want to make a documentary of myself getting addicted to meth by using it for a week straight, then quitting. All of you fucking retards who CHOSE to start taking these addictive drugs, and refuse to even attempt to stop, deserve to rot.
Nicholas Kelly
There's no point, weak people often know they are weak, in my experience.
I’d like to see you attempt that too. It’s easy to think you’re above addiction but it’s taken enough strong people for me to know there’s an element to it that I don’t fully understand. You’re just being ignorant, I think.
Jace Price
>Above the water line Why do Americans have their toilets half full of water?
Brody Taylor
>t. twelve years old and has done zero research on the countless people who have already tried this and failed
Dylan Moore
Not true, you're butthole is eternally fucked buddy
Christopher Rodriguez
it's a John Wayne meme that started in 1999
Cameron Parker
Go ahead and starve yourself for a week too, triggers the same mental response.
Justin Reed
Who's this nigger and why should I care?
Gavin Jones
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>Lock self in wage cage, or other such environment where getting drugs is impossible >Holy shit that was so difficult to quit, shit
Kayden Young
A Nintendo influencer. His life was so good from being one that he thought he was god and test hid infallibility. When his foolishness backfired and reminded him about reality, he felt such shame that humility and seppuku was the only remuneration.
