>Has to stop playing Mega Man to answer a baby monitor call
If this is what being an adult is like, I want nothing to do with it
Also he revealed recently he doesn't even edit his own videos, and films many of the AVGN episodes in the same day (meaning they're lower quality garbage like the Dirty Harry ep). It sure is great being a dad!
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This nigger stopped being funny over ten years ago it's time to let him go
Yea James is washed up. Here are your new videogame nerds
Fuck off poorfag lanklet. Fat is a sign of wealth and prosperity.
Its not because he's an adult
Its because he has a terrible wife who can't watch the kids while James us doing his job
I love him talking about godzilla though
MUH KIDS
>Giving trigger warnings about mild racial humor in the Three Stooges
What a fucking faggot.
imagine the smell
I love 3 stooges, but im not a racist, that's what's so insane about this
avgn was never good
Dadgamers should be gassed desu
>haha oh man i wish i had the time to play as much video games as you do i can only play for 20 minutes before my kids interrupt me i totally still buy all these rated m games i never play though
Or even better
>shit brb baby crying/kid is in trouble/wife is yelling at me
>never comes back
>hey man sorry about yesterday you wanna play some games later today?
>You'd rather listen to your only infant child puking to death, that is choking on his own puke chunks
Why doesn't he do jokes like this anymore?
You stuck in the past, nigger? Look up, you dumb bitch, and live again.
do you think he uses poop from his kids diapers for scatological skits now
no he just eats them
First you gotta find a girl who lets you stick your dick inside her. So you're good
i legitimately can't imagine what it's like to be fat.
I'd never be able to be a father, don't know how people do it.
gross
The Cinemassacre Shit Room Tour was great
lmao
>NOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE MUST STAY A VIRGIN MANCHILD JUST LIKE MEEE
>Mike's face when he realizes he's the undisputed alpha of that group
james is a manchild and a retard.
So it's not just me. Everyone noticed the drop in quality and we know the reason why. James and Mike used to write the episodes. James used to edit them. That's when they were god-tier. Now they're an AVGN branded sausage factory, with a team of employees in little Angry Nerd uniforms making the videos assembly line style. So this is the essence of what the "soul vs soulless" arguments are all about.
Imagine you're wearing 3 or 4 wet thick woolen sweaters, and a bodice to prevent your heart from being able to beat as fast as it should.
This is a real Killer's Row right there. A room full of heavy hitters.
Is it true that his baby was born with downs syndrome?
Mike's a spastic weirdo, but his serious reviews are usually pretty good.
yeah lol unlike the genius chads on Yea Forums who cry because people having families and children
darcy was NOT born with down syndrome. neither was hazel.
>wastes tons money on a shitty movie
>loses the rest of his money to a bunch of hambeasts and a faggot with a long cock
What a cuck, I hope he enjoys pretending to be mad at games for the rest of his life.
>fat sign of wealth and prosperity
historically, but not in the last
Why and how do ugly parents make cute kids?
wtf i thought james was a cuck why are both of his kids white?
Action 52 was less than 10 years ago
hes only a cuck in the meme way.
Perfect.
by being cuckolded by Chad
She is literally a sarkeesian tier feminazi.
>oh god tyrone aprils pussy looks so filled
genetics are weird, ive known uggos with hot parents and hot people with uggo parents
>it's a friend gets gf and she manipulates him into spending more time with her than you episode
Better yet
>it's a gf manipulates your friend into never seeing you again because her stupid cuntface jealousy gets in the way
That kid doesn't look like she will grow up pretty desu, but Kids are generally not ugly unless they have defects because of nature. Young mammals tend to look cute af in order to have a higher chance surviving to adulthood in case they are orphaned or find themselves away from the safety of parents, less likely to be killed if they look non-threatening, I forgot the term for it.
But if you look close enough you can tell the kids won't look too pretty when they grow up.
I dont know, user. I get really weirded out hearing a grown ass man fanboy so hard about Donald and fucking Scrooge McDuck.
I was gonna tell you to fuck off but then I realized April has been getting fatter and fatter and fat chicks attract negroes like no other
Why is April so fat
I love you dude. You crack me up every time in these threads.
Then don't go to Europe.
>tfw can't turn back time
Admit it. His earthbound video was kino.
you spend eight hours a day taking baby monitor calls from your boss but one for own child is too much
That was his last good video. Honestly James should just drop the nerd character and just start a new weird/creative gaming show and make more ones like that.
I see this picture. It has a plate of chicken with lovely noodles, a side of broccoli. Even a lovely bowl of hot chicken soup. But for some strange reason... I can't stop thinking about milk when I look at it... that's funny, I wonder why that is? Milk, cows, what's the connection?
>It's another OP Doesn't Want A Normal Life Because It Would Interfere With the Grandiose Loner Career He Imagines For Himself episode
Have sex
maybe if you're arab
Bootsy is a child molestor
Source?
>temple of doom is problematic with asian and indian stereotypes and a sexist damsel in distress
i love you april instagram stalker
>avoid a fulfilling and meaningful life because you might have to stop playing for 5 minutes.
happily married guy here, I have plenty of time to play videogames and enjoy my family.
children are cute and then they hit puberty and after that are forever referred to as a child actor
i think the kids are cute too. very nice blonde hair. but could be right
>be at work
>baby cries
>stop working, get in car, drive home in traffic, search house, find baby, feed it, change it, rock it to sleep, get back in car, stop for gas, continue to work, sit at desk, work
That's how it works where you live too right? So weird no one else sees this.
>a fulfilling and meaningful life
we all know you are literally dead inside
children are only annoying before age 3 tbqh
>and a faggot with a long cock
actually. people are fearing mike is being phased out. he doesnt work on avgn at all anymore. too lazy to do movie reviews. and james and mike get significantly less views than rental reviews.
i hope mikes making decent money livestreaming. but from what it looks, its just a hundred bucks on a good day
>happily married guy here
A verse from The Husband's Prayer, can also be said whilst reciting The Husband's Act of Contrition.
it's called neoteny
how does that fatass rlm knockoff get views
Why would he want to, he went from one of the biggest faggots on the internet to the only one of the group that's actually respectable.
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Alright guys I did a "Mmhmm Yup" count as I watched. The final count was surprising - not many yups, but the mmhmms were out of control.
"Yup" - 2
"Mmhmm" - 20
"Ooh" - 8
"Alright" - 6
"Oh okay" - 13
"Yeah yeah yeah" - 9
"No I haven't" - 1
"Horned melon" - 4
"My daughter" - 2
Edit: I realize my "Yeah yeah yeah" x9 count might be controversial. Depending on your preferences, feel free to break that down into "Yeah" x27 if that more pleasantly parses for you.
God damn dude. Look at the big brain on you. I learned a new word today.
>it's a gf manipulates your friend into never seeing you again because her stupid cuntface jealousy gets in the way
why did you have yo remind me ?
you underestimate how retarded the cinemassacre fanbase is. people have literally donated items to the screenslobs over being a fan of the show.
im guilty of giving them views , because i like to watch their vid to shitpost about it on Yea Forums every week.
trigger warning: fatphobia
all they had to do was add charisma voids that look like jabba the hutt to realize things could have been worse
Silly me, I got into an apprenticeship program and have been working 12 hour days in a power plant that leaks poisonous gases into my face, so need to constantly wear a respirator that I have to pay for. Why didn't anyone tell me I could make money playing Nintendo games I had in 1992? WHAT WAS I THINKING???
What is this? The fucking 1700's?
Have you seen those silicon valley retards?
I'm pretty sure Bezos isn't sporting any type of gut.
That guy is a time traveller from the year 1386 AD. As you could imagine, he has some catching up to do.
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Look at the upload date and shit is probably older than that.
I will never understand why these dumb and hopefully underaged faggots get so triggered by trigger warnings? Like fucking hell shit has always been a god thing since for fucking ever. So why the fuck is it that people have over the past couple of years become such weirdly huge as pussys about that shit? Makes no damn sense is some super fucking faggity and wimpy shit i swear.
So, some weird lore is going on with cinemassacre.
I assume most people know about erin. well, at toomanygames, she did a panel with Pam from cannot be tammed. And Pam was the titty jiggling girl from the avgn alladin review. Eirn and mike refer to her as friend.
Is pam going to start showing up in cinemassacre content like Erin?
How did such a small channel get connections with cinemassacre?
it was revealed years ago, that mike mostly follows female e celebs and streamers on twitter. he is quite a fan of them.
They're replacing James
>Ghostbuster Snoys are still asshurt after all these years
Get over it he didn't want to watch your shit movie
>How did such a small channel get connections with cinemassacre?
Socializing. Since people bitch and moan about shit like nepotism and to a point they do have a bit of a point. But even then just knowing putting ones self out there and talking to other opens huge ass fucking doors sadly more so than talent or skill will ever do. We humans are social creatures after all so it should be a given at times as to how some out of nowhere small borderline nobodys come into and join/become part of shit....like out of nowhere.
Doesnt this guy has a real job?
He is too old for this gig
why does the lighting in this photo of the cinemassacre rental store looks so clean clear and bright.
but in the actual rental reviews its dark and cramped?
Now you didn't hear this from me, but Arlo hangs around playgrounds after school and touches himself.
>There are people in this thread right now that went to this panel
Alright fess up. Which one of you is in this picture? Is it you guy? You're suspect my dude.
tw: ableism, ageism, fatphobia, racism, self-harm
those are content warnings and they are put there by censorious shitbags under the guise of helping parents make decisions about what content is suitable for their children
like the people that go on about trigger warnings (which is a phrase they've used less since "triggered" was co-opted)
you fat retarded underage nigger kys
james last real job was being a video editor for wedding vids and car commercials in 2006
Pic unrelated? You just posted a solar system?
>0 females at all in that picture
>erin and pam still dont realize only horny single men watch their vid for fap bait
also, plenty of females go to toomnygames to, yet not a single one is in that photo.
I really wonder what Mike's plan is, I think he must see the writing on the wall. The question is if Ryan really can call the shots enough at this point to phase him out, I can't imagine James ever letting Mike go. But at the same time it's evident Mike hardly has any place in the team anymore at this point.
Because James has let people with zero background in camera and lighting work do all the work for him. He just shows up and leaves
definitely not his
>erin and pam still dont realize only horny single men watch their vid for fap bait
Oh, they know.
>Erin doesn't realize single horny men watch her videos for fap bait.
I would've agreed with 100% 2 weeks ago. I would've been in here with you, calling these 2 every dumb name I could think of. But I can't in good conscience do that today, because I am aware of this video existance. I think we all know why she made this little gem of a video, and let me tell ya, it ain't because she's a fan of the Power Pad.
Maybe in the medieval ages, but today, fat is actually a sign of poor discipline and lack of restraint which point at serious character flaws that almost certainly extend into other disciplines in life, like work ethic, commitment to relationships and personal responsibility. Being fat is like wearing a sign on your face that says "I am not to be trusted with anything important because I cannot help myself with it comes to the simplest of impulses: putting something in my mouth".
funny
No. I actually decided to finish Earthbound just so I could watch his video without spoiling anything only to find how ASSSSSS it was.
why would anyone believe for even one second that women trying to work in entertainment don't realize men want to stick their ding dongs in them
>I cannot help myself with it comes to the simplest of impulses: putting something in my mouth".
It's too bad about her moon face though. She fell victim to one of the classic blunders for women. She has doughy pale pasty body, and a giant round moon face on her head. Classic mistake.
yeah. but i feel like they had to have been just a little disppointed they have 0 hetero female followers at all.
nah his last couple of episodes have been good
Can you really blame him what with all the shit he got for refusing to watch the new Ghostbusters?
If they wanted female followers they would become the Sims Youtubers
no one considers this hot right? i cant be the only one who thinks she looks like an 80 year old librarian in thsi photo
I think he is still funny, and I legitimately enjoy his recent videos too.
Only if we can gas the gamerdads too.
>Jenny, get the twins to shut up, we're like five minutes from ending this raid and I can't hear shit!
>Here Turok, I bought you a proper cool Alienware PC instead of that shitty old hand-me-down laptop of your mom's.
>I don't care if all your friends play Minecraft, it's a game for autismal losers. Here, play some Arcanum, it'll practice your reading as well.
>
i don't blame him i just find it amusing
>skinny, pale skin, dark hair, most likely self-esteem issues
Perfect for me, bro
He's been picking it back up, and I always enjoyed his way of balancing the silly outrage with geunine analysis and trivia.
>That long neck
Bet she deepthroats mad dick
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this is the worst avgn episode. Sega activator comes close, but wow, james really got foolee by mike thinking hia elmo impersonation is hilarious.
I think she is still in the honeymoon stage with this limited cult of beta orbiters she just discovered she can exploit. This will not last for very long. This girl is a literal cat lady in waiting who suddenly thinks she has some sort of fan base. It will get ugly fast, I'm guessing.
>If this is what being an adult is like, I want nothing to do with it
Forget about it. The internet, videogames and porn have liberatet men from the mundane cuck garbage that "normal" life was. Fuck having kids, fuck being an "adult", there are better alternatives now. The matrix must crumble and be destroyed, human shitty society will colapse. All at the same time you take back your freedom and opt out of the faggot prison, isn't it wonderful?
I can only laugh at the hylic cocksuckers who still marry and/or get children and/or slave away at a shitty 9-5 job.
Look at James the cuck. he is broken, he is fallen. It's dsgusting to look at.
She looks like ayy lmao. 2/10
you get older whether you have children or not
but in one scenario you get to buy your grandkids things to annoy their parents
just keep your eye on the prize
I'm getting a Wednesday Addams vibe from this. Uh oh... I'm only flesh and blood bros. I'm weak.
Somebody stole her chin.
That group her friend's man hangs out with oughta be able to spare one or twelve. She'll be aight.
>he thinks playing video games is better than being a father
This fucking generation.
wait until he realizes he can play games with his children
>If this is what being an adult is like, I want nothing to do with it
>For doing basic things when you have a baby
I'm being baited.
probably but there are entire forums for "childfree" weirdos to complain about the existence of human children
hahaha lol
>gets meme degree
>last job was in 2006
KEK
how much do you guys think he makes with youtube?
btw, the OP is a copy pasta from summer 2018 and if you didmt know that youre a total newfag
I mean, it's not like I want children for myself (I have plenty with taking care of my nephew and other multiple reasons), but holy shit, this OP is just boasting for being irresponsible.
150k-200k
enough that he doesn't patreon beg every day
Mike should get switched to rental reviews. And the two fatties (not Justin) should get split up so they're never on together. They completely derail discussion and prevent James talking.
>hurr people grow up
yeah no kidding sherlock
I wouldn't want to be close to 40 and be doing angry cow balls videos for the internet either
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