What would you do if you ever had a friend like her?

What would you do if you ever had a friend like her?

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Sex.
Make every girl cute and nice
Make every guy a trap

Tell her to put some clothes on

Faggot

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I would kiss and hug her everyday while having sex.

And I would wish for more sex with shantae

Start a family with her

All the eggs.

Why Shrek?

...Why is that user dressed up like Shrek?

HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE MORE BAKLAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Make her a mom-friend

I'd wish for her to be my loving, kind, and devoted Catholic wife.

I'd wish for best girl to merge with best girl!
And then cuddles.
And then more cuddles.

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I'd finally have a friend.

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>Posting that meme-tastic fucker.
Delet this right now.

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Get her to attach emotionally and then completely let her down when she needs me the most

YOU HAVE
NEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIEND
YOU HAVE
NEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIEND

I'd never have a friend like her

Id be a friend in her.

I wish she’d marry me and be my wife forever, ten billion dollars and I wouldn’t really need anything else, I guess I’d wish we both had ice cream or some shit.

NEVER HAD A FRIEND NEVER HAD A FRIEND

>giant Shantae
I am okay with this.

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Unironically have sex with her
If media has taught me anything it's make your friend your lover (and marry them)

I dunno. What do people normally do with friends?

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I'd watch a all-female version of Aladin

Uh, does Shantae ever act like a real genie in the games? I only played two games so far but she never did anything genie like in those.

Only her mom is a full genie right?

DONKEH

GET THE CAMERA

Is she in?

I wish Shantae would poop on my chest

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wish for a little more baklava

Yeah, I think being half-genie means she gets a limited set of powers and that's about it. I don't recall her father ever really coming up beyond him presumably becoming human. Even her "uncle" is only an uncle in name, IIRC.

I'd try to get her to use her height to bully and belittle me for being so tiny compared to her

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP

I thought Mimic was her uncle from her father's side.

No amount of photoshop magic coloring and filters could make this look good.

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wish for another friend.

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