SGDQ 2019
now: Dead Rising
later:Remnants of Naezith
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gamesdonequick.com
SGDQ 2019
now: Dead Rising
later:Remnants of Naezith
twitch.tv
gamesdonequick.com
>tfw no TJ Rotolo cameo this GDQ
this is the run
>25 minute run of Dead Rising
oh no...
Ready for the autism overload.
Based run
>This runner
It's either going to be top tier or top cringe.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Time for actual autism
OH god what is that thing?
will it be based or cringe
My run got cancelled because I called niggers trannies! Wish me luck!
>drunk wario, well he BETTER NOT be drunk
this runner should watch out, he's already on jhobz's radar
At least the run itself shouldn't be too long.
>decide to check out Twitch chat because I want some normalfag insights
>it's all emotes and forced memes
Normalfags are a mistake that keeps on being made.
>DrunkWario may in fact be drunk
Here we go
this is a 10/10 run already
Wow Jewario really let himself go since he diddled con girls.
I'M COMING FOR YOU, PRIZE GOBLIN!
That furry autist with the spinning hat triggers the fuck out of me.
So this is the taste of Female Corrinfags/Footfags
WWWEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WHY
IS
HE
OUT
OF
BREATH?
Never seen a Dead Rising run before but I love the game.
please don't suck. please don't suck, please don't suck!
hoping for a good run in this trainwreck of a marathon
oh nice only 25 mins, thought it was 2:30 for some reason
its you in the future, user
turn back now. adopt a fit lifestyle before it's too late
you still have a chance
that kid is wearing a skirt wtf americans
Judging by his interview earlier it's going to be a beautiful combination of both.
i'm thinking this is gonna be comfy, this runner looks like /our guy/
>leather jacket
>hawaiian shirt
>long greasy hair
>over weight
>glasses
>autistic
this guy is hitting all the spots
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Has an incentive ever NOT been reached? Generally curious. It seems like they always hit them no matter what.
He seems nice enough.
Why didn't they just stop the event at blindfolded punch out? It's not getting better than that.
I'm offensive and I find this niggers
This guy looks fly.
What the fuck are you even posting, you ant?
hes drunk
>"I already have a setup"
>speedrun
????????????????????????
Good luck cutie!
BEEP BEEP
SUPERIOR RESIDENT EVIL RUNNING WAIFU INCOMING
This guy looks dangerously close to being a tranny.
>dead rising run
>'oh wow i love dead rising'
>it's ONLY the worst part of the game
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hopefully it's still fun
she better have a fat cock
how long until this guy turns to the tranny side
Is it possible to fall in love from just a picture?
NAME YOUR FAVORITE DEAD RISING
GUYS BORING BUT KINDA CHILL
And that's a good thing!
Is she actually running afer this?
You're not wrong.
*ahem*
FUCK TOUHOUNIGGERS
Why and how did he teleport to the end of the game?
Damn she cute
*transphobes
>start run
>already level 9
i call shenanigans
8:25:88
Wait the zombie virus started because they wanted more cows?
Threadly reminder that Doctors Without Borders:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
Let's break 2 million this GDQ!
good luck
are any of the dead rising on steam any good? i love killing mass amounts of enemies but i always heard they have a stupid ass time limit that makes it suck as a videogame
>Overtime mode
whyyyyy
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
the speedrun is just overtime mode
This image of the prize goblin grovelling before the nonbinary genderqueer dragon mascot is a great summation of what GDQ has become.
>cop blocked
you're on thin ice mister
This fucking great so far.
1>Case West>2>3>4
>Cop blocked
That's so bad it's good. I like this guy.
Dead rising 4 is perfect for you.
What is that thing on the couch?
>its OT mode dead rising
Gay, I thought it was 72 hour mode AND overtime.
>COPBLOCKED
BANNED
BANNED
BANNED
It's almost like they're doctors without borders.
>skateboard speedstrat
SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HEAL PEOPLE! I PAY TAXES TO HAVE THEM KILLED FOR THE GOOD OF ISRAEL!
>Mushmouth on the couch AGAIN
fucking christ
The first is the only good one.
Hey guys, larxa here! Guess I’m popular tonight! :0
Ask me anything :3
I waited all this time to see fucking shitty overtime mode? I wanted to see proper dead rising and not this shit, fuck these jews.
If you have a problem with the time limit you have a mental disability
you sound like a brainlet so just play 3 or 4
what about OTR
When's the suicide?
grow a chin
That's another mascot, Sir Prize. Velocity is the tranny one
Because waiting around for the next story mission to open up is sooo exciting.
show bobs and vagene
is dead rising fun? ive never played any of them
Tits or gtfo.
based charlie ban evade poster
Dated
>OJ looses the cops
Wtf was the whole purpose of this
Fuck GDQ. Laundering money, filled with mentally ill fucking fat pigs, I can go on and on about the fucking issues with this event. Fuck off with these threads.
that guy on the couch is so awkward and the other thing is fucking disgusting
yikes this guy is banned
confirmed based run, glad i stayed up
the time limit is a crucial part of the game which is one of the many reasons Dead Rising 4 is fucking awful
play Dead Rising 1/2 (1 is fantastic and 2 is like 1 with some less detail but more goofy shit)
3 is forgettable
4 is utter garbage
>shilling in his run
take notes EA, this is how you shill your hot shit
amazingly fun, mostly cause there's not really any other games like them.
On another note, anyone have a photo of the sexy voice lady who was doing the donation callouts?
JUICE
This is actually kinda entertaining autism. A B-tier run if I ever saw one.
HAHAHA FUN
Banned
Fuck, I meant Off The Record. I never played Case West.
Shit run so far. F
BUY BELIEVE NOW
This run is OJ/10
god she was so pretty
This guy's gonna step over the line check my nine
wish this was longer, really enjoyable commentary
>stops the run to pitch an opera album from his evil twin
can't make this shit up
Yes. Play 1 and 2. Forget the rest of the series exists
This is a nice breath of fresh air after that ds2 run.
when did bert start speedrunning
guy who looks like he smells like dried feces is actually entertaining and good at his game. its gonna be a based from me Yea Forums
Hello beautiful!
Will you please please please be my cute beautiful gorgeous wife/girlfriend?
I am good in bed and have big coc. You like?
You are beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful! So please be mine! Ok?
Ignore everyone else because I have the big money. Ok?
I donate the big money and make you very very happy!
>implying he isn't the evil twin
dilate
Very very fun, only 1 & 2 tho.
someone drank too many red bulls
Being attracted to children is bad. Seek help user.
clips.twitch.tv
Did anyone get banned yet? Are they gonna scrub the Glover run?
>2
you mean OTR right?
there's not a breath being taken
Yes although he doesn't seem autistic to me
Oh fuck can't unhear it
3 hour speedrun
Didn't know Meatloaf was a speedrunner.
what the fuck how old is she
everything here is good except JoJo, JJBAnigs should kill themselves but I'll take it over another Keanu joke
Someone should donate for CoryNHouse
t. distortion
Hey guys real skateboarder here, this is all real
>excited to see dead rising
>they're just playing it in the most boring way
>It's another, "run past everything and go straight from one objective to the next in a straight line" episode.
I'm having so much fun.
I like this guy and dead rising is a great game.
>OJ looses the cops
HOLY SHIT
The sirens are screaming, and the fires are howling way down in my Dead Rising speedrun tonight
Bob has bitch tits.
1/2/OTR (Off The Record) are all worth playing
DR1 is the best because it has lifeseeker's gone guru though
split second runner is definitely banned
BASED RUN
anyone know if the Mischief Maker speedrunner is still married to that chick he proposed to on stream?
Welcome to PC speedruns.
As opposed to what? How else would you speedrun a game like this?
why isn't he using the books to find queens
1 is the best, if not absolutely great.
2 and its OTR DLC are good
rest are literally like post team-silent SH tier. So imagine how bad they are.
these tunnels are activating my Zombie Genocider PTSD
Seeing this game again makes me happy I never have to replay it again. It was fun once in the mid-2007 as my personal Dawn of the Dead simulator but damn just seeing all the mall locations and remember escorting the worst NPCs in history, on a time limit too, gives me 'nam flashbacks.
Fuck books!
who is she?
Do you have a zombie apocalypse plan?
Also, why are the zombies in this game so passive? Movies taught me those fuckers will swarm whatever building you're in for weeks.
Inventory space, hes level 9 my man, 6 slots only and thats retarded in overtime already.
thread is really dead suddenly
1 is good, and like a campy B movie zombie flick. 2 is better mechanically but goes mad stupid with the plot and story and somehow manages to be boring in comparison to 1 even though it's just more of the same.
>she
jodie foster
I'm gonna finish it, bros.
its easy
kill myself
ill do it even if the zombies dont come
no worries lol
Holy shit, those file names. He’s banned for sure.
What was the best run you've watched this year? I really enjoyed the Metroid Prime run.
>time limit bad
Best part of the game, you get so good that you literally have like 2+ hours in what is a literal 4+30 minute hour game to fuck around.
Xbox 360 rather early release, it was already pushing limits.
>that zombie kick
Kek
Took a massive dive when you got here.
I brought a big cirno one to gdq in 2014 and was permanently banned
Not sure why they're ok now
>you can level transition to the supermarket by crashing through the window
fuck I never knew that
Hahahaha fuck you
>cant type ""Queen"" in chat or you get banned
Why
There's literally thousands of zombies in a normal run. There's an achievement to kill 50k or something.
DaS2 put everyone to sleep
I'll give you a special prize bend over
Based Stiv took care of that.
this is a nice run
>this entire thread
For real.
Is that 50 survivors left?
rude
Trans can't be royalty ergo it is transphobic to post about it.
Is it bad if I can't tell whether or not this runner is a tranny?
When I see a long haired male speed runner, I need to look at their twitter bio to see if they’re a tranny. Growing out their hair is about all that most trannies can be bothered doing.
zombies arent a real concept
its far more realistic that everyone turns into a nigger and starts chimping out, which is basically just a battle against a group of low IQ humans
no it's Psycho Collector because I'm a lazy fuck
Punch-Out!! was excellent.
Love the game already, loved his showing of the same blindfolded skills in Super Punch-Out!!, and he completely blew away all expectations.
Not a single goddamn loss and hits a PB by six minutes.
54,385 I think, its the same amount as the population sign of the town at the literal start of the game in the helicopter when taking pictures as daddy frank.
Unless you're attracted to them why would it matter?
Can't be arsed to shitpost, legit loving the run.
He goes by he, so no
Wtf why is Claris doing another run?
man you people are fucking paranoid
In Overtime, most of the entire mall is void of zombies because the special forces are now in. In the normal first part they are swarming non-stop.
Overtime mode is only for good boys who are good at the game, its the endgame.
Why is there all of this TowHole arts being posted here?
Cirno's not here, is he?
No one even remembers me anymore. I guess you win Mike uyama.
Its like 53k the population of the town it takes place in. It also unlocks the megabuster megaman knockoff weapon and its fucking awesome. Got it on the xbox
Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.
it'd be more fun if they ran the actual game...
drag queens are """"transphobic""""
LGB no T
I have the stream on mute while at work so I wasn't really sure.
It wished it looked as good as this guy
What happened to CavemanDCJ? He used to be a full fucking chad with his pussy slayer mustache and comfy voice.
Now he sounds so nasal and he looks chubbier.
Is he transitioning?
you DID answer his calls, didn't you?
just check their outfit, dummy. a tranny never wears masculine/gender neutral clothing
what a dumb idea for a speedrun
>crackers
GET THAT ASS BANNED!
tradition
>The creamer is actually chocolate milk
I fucking knew something was up
He's devolved.
i dont know who you anons are but this was really fun
Can someone explain to me the appeal of dumping softcore anime porn in these threads?
Is it just for the (you)s or does giving other men boners turn you on?
Overall Play
OTR > 1 > 2 > 3 > Case West > CTYD > Case Zero
Feel
1 > 2 > Case West > OTR > CTYD > Case Zero > 3
4 is not worth remembering.
>It's ground beef
72 hour mode runs are over 4 hours long since you dont use any skips and it has disgusting boring downtime. 72 hour mode is a little behind 5 hours at its core on how the game works, and im casual and can get around 2 hours of free fuck around time. Trust me, its shit.
Heh
>runner makes fun of anime
I like this guy
RP'ing and autism.
>nothing personal kid
based
its a mating call to find other degenerates because they are lonely people with no personality
Dumb frogposter
Same
FUCK ANIME
i'm always willing to share from my remi folder
its best not to try understanding the mind of a weeb
This guy is really fun
HES ONLINE
the uninstall wizard
>im sorry staff don't send hitmen to my house later
im horny and lonely
>not offline on steam
It gives some stimulation during runs that are boring. Lewdposting is also patrician.
>Steam notifications are on
Tranny pain meds sending it haywire. Don't forget to dilate!
What the fuck is a K turn?
Does he mean a 3 point turn or some shit?
the girl on the couch looks like she's about to get up
it's really bothering me
rip
What's the golden rule?
Can we all agree that if a game can be speedrun it means it's shit?
Go offline on steam
HIS FRIENDLIST IS ON
What golden rule did he break?
I didn't even hear what he said
might as well beat your meat or save pics for later if the run is boring
erp shit is for faggots though
yeah. it's a burgerism
Who?
>hand holding
L-LEWD
>Holding hands
Capcom is full of degenerates.
I had some great faps to Isabela in 2006, anyone else?
This guy ain't bad
ACTIVATE IT
Pretty good run
>the shopping carts are easily the worst part of any dead rising run by far
>isabella is easily the worst part of any dead rising run
Door stuck.
DOOR STUCK!
>Both of my host chats are streaming right now
Fuck. This always happens.
THIS GUY IS A CRIMINAL SEND THE GDQ HITMEN TO TAKE HIM OUT
GOLDEN RULE SHATTERED
>steam notifications
uh oh
INCOMING FAGGOT NIGGER WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR FRIEND
Dead Rising run is SSS tier
2 year ban for defending yourself
that guy was sent by GDQ to cause this, no doubt
>tech crew still hasn't cut the ethernet cord
>CUNNYEATER69
Yea Forums is obsessed.
I miss Larxa
stop it lads!
>cunny eater
based
STEAM FRENS
That had nothing to do with GDQ. Why would they ban him for that? The staff is full of mouth breathers.
I'll donate a thousand dollars if werster says FUCKING NIGGERS on stream.
>people start mass-inviting
Oh yes. It begins.
Well, at least i don't have to stay up till 5 am until his spongebob speedrun anymore...
>a gorrillion friend requests
great run
>Steam
when will they learn?
based cunnyeater69
KEK
>cunnyeater69
she's a shopping cart, obviously
LMAO
it's ogre
I was worried at the start because of his looks
What's the steam account? we can push a message with the account names.
My sides fucking cunnyeater.
it seems youre obsessed with attention. no one else reply to the post im replying to, or else youre just as bad.
It's actually because he called someone a faggot last year by the way.
He ruined it with the selfie
If you don't like the time limit don't bother, the good dames all have it.
>Steam notifications
They've been doing this shit for fucking years and years, yet they STILL don't know how to disable this shit.
How retarded can they get?
once again, nothing that offensive makes it in. lame. normies don't know what cunny is so it doesn't count
BASED CUNNYEATER69
the notifications are so small no one can tell what they say
Take a banned selfie.
>This entire run
BASED
SSS RUN
BASED CUNNYEATER
shoutouts to the cunny crew
>ethernet cable pulled
I bet it was CUNNYEATER69 that did it
still worth it though
Quick guys with racist names add him hahahaha
they pulled the ethernet plug
He got banned for some slur he used on his stream a year ago
>Cunnyeater69
Christ.
This is the best run so far
How do people know? Did someone actually comment?
Really hope he adds me as a friend...
lmao where have you been living?
you can lose your job and be banned from videogames you purchased for doing things that have nothing to do with those activities
welcome to 2019
HAHAHA
SPIT ON HIM
lmao good shit
RATE THE RUN
clips.twitch.tv
Didn't he already get punished for this last year? This has nothing to do with GDQ anyways. Why invite the guy, have him waste his time/money getting there all set up, and then pull his run.
SPIT ON HIM
>CUNNYEATER69
The legend.
fren have you seriously never gotten pussy off an gdq thread?
based game
based fatty
based run
A-tier run.
Steam once again saves gaming.
Spit to death
F run. Boring run.
>The spitting
Fantastic run
Me too, brother!
Me too...
I am sad not to see her again.
Such a cute beautiful girl!
I will definitely watch her stream and donate for her for me!
Thank you so much for understanding me, brother friend!
SPIT ON HIM
GASTHEKIKESRACEWARNOW HAS ADDED YOU TO THEIR FRIENDS LIST
>the virgin runner
>the CHAD cunnyeater
CUNNYEATER69/10
S
the best run of the event
rad skateboarding
A
I'd say this run deserves at least an S.
4/5, good info, good humor.
this game seems ridiculous
How to tell samefags
Two identical posts:
Few replies, very different
Many replies, they are all identical
A-tier for sure
it was F U N
S
where is the skele poster tier list
God, even a decent to good run like this is such a breath of fresh air after all the autistic meme runs.
Did vanilla coke bro ever get back home?
S for SPIT ON HIM
This guy was great, figures his run is so short.
Cunnyeater69/10
S hands down
A
that was great
>casually shilling for Jonathan Antoine
>cunnyeater69
Not as good as punch out, but pretty great.
Great run
S it was a good run and the runner was pretty funny at times.
Solid S
Solid A.
>speet on him brudduhs
Very good run, based young Jack Black
5/5
kino, A
because chances are the same people who dox his family members in chat every day mass reported him to gdq
>cunny
underage
can someone tell me why all the member look like inbreeds ? also why are they more inbreeds sitting on a couch behind the player ?
SS
CUNNYEATER-TIER
A.
Didn't overstay its welcome, there were basically no donations read off, the crowd didn't shout HYPE 100 times.
S tier, 9.5/10
>father saved him from Sonic 06 with Dead Rising
Good dad.
basedaf10/10
9/10 run, queen-hunting was kind of lame but everything else was fantastic enough to make up for it
S
good thing I can't get banned from other shit for the shit I've said on Yea Forums or I'd be rejected from every platform forever
normies are making fun of us again, sonicbros...
S
S
Sonicfags on blast
SSS
>Go take dump and get shit to eat
>Apparently miss one of the good ones
Every single fucking one this year
based schizo poster
A
good runner, good game, bretty good time
are you upset your post didn't get enough replies? maybe you should've made the screenshot a bit bigger
Wait I forgot how the retarded list works, im changing to an S.
Press S to spit
S
Shame that runner was banned.
S for spitting on the last boss
Isn't that kind of the point?
8/10 Decent!
S, fantastic run, great runner, great commentary, good ending
hate to say it, but it was bretty gud 9/10
S tier
post cunnies
I can tell from the layout of your post and your thoughs that you have mistaken this website for another.
english?
Are the hours long JRPG speedruns the worst runs to watch? Literally just watching some guy grind through for 6+ hours, I literally fall asleep.
Because it's a speedrun event
>CotD 1-1 music.
I once added a healslut erp-er from Yea Forums on steam, went to his house, and turned out he was actually a cute girl
We are now married with two children
69/10
mutts
A+
came here to post this
based dad indeed
8/10 really entertaining but run seemed just ok
i would be so happy if someone were to just run up to that hat bitch and beat the shit out of her
I instantly thought of this when he said that
based
>Newfag doesn't even know what Reddit spacing looks like
Lmao.
A+
This was actually good.
He seems like a cool dude
>great run just before i go to fap
big tiddy or loli?
>tfw I've caught nearly all the great runs
very/good
cringe
He mentioned IDW Sonic comics, so he's into the rat.
rip vanilla coke bro. nothing good comes from venturing outside.
Quick and entertaining run. Thank you, Jack Black.
Fucking fantastic, easy A, cunnyeater69 made it S tho.
my dad actually mixes chocolate milk with cofee
say no more
Game was shit but runner was good so 8/10
That run was much better than Dark Souls II which was actually one of the most boring runs I’ve ever watched. There was just no life to it at all.
depends on the time, it can be pretty comfy during non-primetime and events like RPG limitbreak are nice too
Yeah he banned and they will surely scrub his run and pretend it never existed. They will probably pretend Glover also never existed and will never be played again
I installed a new showerhead during the DaS2 run. It has a mist function. I think I'm going to give myself a nice cold mist before the next run. It's going to be so refreshing.
If you're telling the truth, you're living the dream, user
redpill me on remnants of naezith is it going to be crypt of the necrodancer tier autism
Both
can occasionally be very comfy. ff9 at agdq was good until that cunt announcer decided to start screeching autistically to build "HOYPE"
This- have you guys never tried it? Instamocha.
NEXT BONUS GAME MARIO 3 RACE
based and wholesomepilled
the virgin dodge
Reply to me and tell me how it is.
big tiddy loli obviously
Someone donate under the name PunnyEager
cunny
>Much like dance dad, another autist finds a gimmick and runs it into the ground.
>tfw i read this as "is dilating fun"
you've ruined me Yea Forums
Its hilarious because literally right after that the back couch gets a Yoshipro chant going, very awkward. Its in the middle of the run so they cant exactly cut it so I'm guessing it will never be posted on youtube.
i already fapped to oppai loli yesterday
What the shit is that? It's like a cross between a rabbit and a rat.
gonna go play Dead Rising again for the hundredth time now
At least it's not some reddit chump stroking his beard for 80 hours.
>the words cunny literally appear on stream
>not a single loli gets posted
Did Yea Forums finally grow up?
depends on the game and also if you're familiar with the game, and the runner/couch
FF6 is my favorite FF, so I like watching it
I was about to ask you why the fuck you would take a cold shower but then I remembered that my nigger roommates keep the A/C on full blast night and day
I believe it's a chinchilla so you're basically correct.
focus on the game not the player. chads don't do speedruns that's why
kek 5' manlet vs the 6' chads
What's the game coming up?
kys
>For context here-
It cuts off before he explains himself.
>Beat Dead Rising countless times
>Have never used combo shakes
Time to change that I suppose.
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>Tries to play it off as not his cartridge
>Too off balance
He tried
How the heck does the mist head work on normal water pressures?
>manlets
Oh great they're encouraging her.
Looney tunes? Rhino Rumble? wtf is this shit
what the hell is remnants of naezith?
>fire emblem speedrun
Are we going to see another mercykill??
Kill driver first and this boss is a joke, take minigun, and go kill gunstore boss.
Also gunstore is free rain within the first 3 hours of 72 hour mode, boss isnt there yet.
every time I start another NG+ run I grab the skateboard and three mags to buff it
would recommend trying that, too, if you haven't
does anyone have a clip of this
I was out making eggs and fucking missed it.
The Looney Tunes PSX games were kino.
good shit, zoomer
fuck off
You expected anything else? They're donating puns for every game that is run when they don't know the runner and probably haven't even played the game.
It's beginner difficulty
Is it an overhead showerhead? Those are the best.
Chinchilla, they're either very sweet or assholes depending on how much you socialize with them.
they look autistic so i'm not that upset but god damn i want to murder them
lmao
he'd be fine if it weren't for FAG
Looney Tunes is great if its the sega one.
post the current tier list
On a slightly related note, this game is very fun casually.
yeah the convicts are just a free heavy machine gun
always weird to see a guy who looks like a literal child but with facial hair
I will. Thank you. Did the chainsaw with magazine upgrades one recently too.
Yuck. I know how you feel user. My dorm mate decided it would be a good idea to have the AC on max at 69 degrees F. In the month of May. What a smart person they are.
amazing
No shit dude, nobody is focusing on the ASS.
Who's Yea Forums's favorite loli?
KEK
>another 2pixel art platformer
>nobody knows the game
>put them on the couch
amazing
>the girl hasn't beaten it
Is anyone surprised?
it's fun
Sorry, I missed it from posting on the thread.
Is this game tutorials explained quickly?
tier list user was banned for attention whoring and avatar faggotry.
So indy bootleg Bionic Commando
Sometimes they can be fun but Fire Emblem runs are never fun to watch, since it's literally all menuing.
this bat
My thoughts on GDQ thus far:
>nobody plays this game
>indie steam platformer, of which there are millions
you dont say runner? you literally picked a game nobody has ever heard of, and even less people have played, to speedrun. just speedrun i wanna be the guy or its 5000 fangames lmao what a LOSER!
>Yea Forums will argue this game is not fun
Time for that sweet suicide.
new thread
>AND WE GOT IT!!!!
....got what?
see this nigga knows
>generic indie pixelshit
yikes
This game looks cool
Marlene
>Speedrun
>Game is actually fast
OH YEAH
It was extremely pleasant, thank you
Ya, one of the big flat curved ones with the hose so I can spray it right on my butthole for squeaky clean after-poops.
Holy shit. He's banned.
>release date is 2018
wake me up when there's a game that's over 10 years old
Kona-chan!
>I wanted to throw a brick through my television when they started glorifying the death of that young man and his two-year-old daughter at the Rio Grande. They talked about it with glee and excitement. It was absolutely disgusting.
What is he talking about?
That DS2 was honestly great. If it wasnt for the shitty PC the trannies provided him, that run would have been one of the best marathon runs for DS2. Runner performed nearly everything perfectly and had amazing luck for most of the run. And his two deaths were related to the constant reboots since that messed with his rhythm and buffs.
No enemies? No sawblades? What is this a prerelease?
perma?
>DR run was amazing
>ended so fucking fast
FML, fuck this gdq
It was boring as shit. The couch was completely dead, and the runner didn't play that well.
What are you smoking?
>audience didn't shriek OOOOORB
wat
The couch was deader than my sex life.
Technical prowess is irrelevant if the commentaries are shit.
DO NOT FUCKING REMIND THEM
>"They taste like burning flesh and sadness."
>One guy audibly keks
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