This is a Cloud x Aerith thread. My last thread was not a success as people have glossed over my valid points, but I will NOT be deterred. Tifanatics will all burn as I continue to hose them down with the power of TRUE and UNDENIABLE FACTS that they pretend to be ENDGAME. Why does Square keep using CLOUD and AERITH in their advertising? Because TIFA DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL.
This is a Cloud x Aerith thread. My last thread was not a success as people have glossed over my valid points...
Connor Diaz
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Ayden Hughes
Aerith and Tifa Suck
Cait Sith is the true romance option
this is not an excuse for anyone to post furry fetish art, you sick fucks
Levi Ross
Necrophilia is illegal
Oliver Rivera
Oh, look at this - CLOUD and AERITH minions in FFXIV! At first you might go, "But Tifa's there too!" WRONG. This promotion SPECIFICALLY INCLUDES [ONLY] Cloud AND Aerith. Tifa is completely out of the picture, as she should be.
Hunter Green
>supporting a character who's claim to fame is being murdered halfway through the story
Your waifu a shit, OP. You've had over two decades to accept this.
Jacob Long
Get out, troll.
You too, this is my thread. BESIDES AERITH IS NOW IN A SPIRIT FORM AS BEING PART OF THE LIFESTREAM AND HAS BECOME SOMETHING GREATER than Tifa's BOOBFLESH ever could. She can CONTACT Cloud whenever and will ALWAYS have a spiritual connection to him NO MATTER WHAT. That goes deeper than some country girl that can't even FLIRT properly. They even won a POLL and got featured in a wallpaper... together.
TOGETHER WITHOUT TIFA!
Adrian Lewis
You can paizuri boobflesh. You cannot paizuri a ghost. SCIENCE'D BITCH
Josiah Sanchez
let Aerith rest. You can't fuck a ghost.
Also I will now use boobflesh in my daily vocabulary, thanks.
Wyatt Reed
And YET Aerith is CONSTANTLY MORE IN THE SPOTLIGHT and CONSISTENTLY MORE POPULAR THAN TIFA EVER WILL BE. Virtually ALL advertising with CLOUD includes HER and NOT TIFA because TIFA IS NOT MEMORABLE WHATSOEVER. She only exists for teenage boys and their MONKEY BRAINS to MASTURBATE over. Square KNOWS where the money lies and that is NOT in some BIG BOOBY SLUT.
Typical MONKEY BRAIN teenage boy rotted by MENTAL and PHYSICAL masturbation, a CREATURE of desire. Here, have MORE CONFIRMATION from a SEPARATE corporation. SONY THEMSELVES KNOW TOO!
Angel Sanchez
Aerith has the personality of damp cardboard
Levi Moore
>muh overglorified 1 gil prostitute
Also, to hell with Tifa. Yuffie is best girl.
Tyler Hernandez
"You can't fuck a ghost." Typical ape ROTTED BY PORNOGRAPHY. None of you talk about Tifa because THERE IS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT OUTSIDE OF HER BOOBIES. An AMAZING personality and definitely worthy of Cloud's character, right? WRONG. That's why Aerith will ALWAYS be Cloud's one TRUE love and not those pathetic CLOTI shippers and Tifanatics that have been PESTERING me for years.
Damp cardboard? She's sassy, FLIRTY, and self-capable. She rushes headlong into danger and catches CLOUD off-guard multiple times by proving that she can HANG with him. Tifa, on the other hand, can only HANG ON in the back and MOPE and get angry whenever Cloud and Aerith SHARE a moment. She KNOWS she's OUTCLASSED. Have a LANYARD and look at the colors, straight from SQUARE themselves. See a pattern?
Thomas Roberts
You can always tell which character is the most popular by the amount of porn that exists of them. Tifa is easily the grand champion in that department.
Christopher Perry
Oh, how many times have you CLUELESS idiots used this argument? This game was made with an EASTERN mentality, where a flower equals PURITY. Aerith is pure and it is a common sticking point throughout the game. She was tending to FLOWERS in a CHURCH, how more honest and pure can you get? Meanwhile Tifa is a bartender in the worst SLUMS of all of Midgard and SHE'S pure??? You people, I swear.
Another PORN-OBSESSED CHIMPANZEE STROKER in the wild. You people are just so repetitive, no matter how many times I show proof of Square not even deigning to give Tifa ANY attention with CLOUD. All you're saying is Tifa is a SLUT in her artwork and that she was NEVER meant for Cloud. In that case, I thank you!
Ayden Peterson
So what about Yuffie? What about people who prefer her?
Easton Bennett
>nyuk nyuk nyuk intensifies
Carter Davis
What if I ship both cloudxaerith abd cloudxtifa?
Kayden Clark
BASED Clerithposter fighting the good fight
Carson Roberts
This thread is cwc tier
Cameron Perry
This is some high level thought user, what do you have against masturbation? You seem to keep mentioning it.
Jackson Williams
The power of nofap is great indeed
Nathan James
fuck off tim
Oliver Perez
What ABOUT yuffie?
Angel Wilson
Yuffie belongs with VINCENT, but there is a STRONG case for Cloud as well, but nowhere as clear and apparent as CLOUD and AERITH. I am ambivalent towards it.
That just means you needlessly sit on the fence and are indecisive. Not as bad as Cloud x Tifa x Aerith, that is the WORST thing ever because Tifa and Aerith ARE NOT SEXUALLY COMPATIBLE for Cloud's NEEDS.
People only care about TIFA because they masturbate INCESSANTLY and IMPART an AURA onto her that is NOT there for normal, healthy players and TRUE fans of FF7. Look at the massive porn lists. Endless, endless, but Aerith is pure and therefore is SHIPPED OFFICIALLY by SQUARE.
Hunter Ward
>destroyed bitch 84
such dedication to the best pairing
Christopher Baker
I have been at this for 20 years and I only recently started collecting EVIDENCE instead of parroting VIEWPOINTS, since VISUAL IMAGES are all the HALF-DEDUCED and UNREALIZED brains of TIFANATICS can understand. I wish I didn't have to be so rough, but they leave me no CHOICE.
Take this promotion. Barret is on the cover, which would make sense if TIFA was there to reference the second Avalanche MISSION. But no, she is IRRELEVANT and instead Cloud is COUPLED with AERITH.
Caleb Butler
I can't make it MORE and MORE APPARENT. Even with TIFA'S BOOBY HYPNOSIS next to Cloud, all he can think of is AERITH. Don't you find that odd? How even with his supposed "love" he is still focused on his one TRUE lover, Aerith? The Promised Land is somewhere that Tifa is EXPLICITLY FORBIDDEN FROM EVER BEING INCLUDED IN!
Jonathan Morgan
What are some top-tier clerith fanfics
Carter Harris
I can help you with that.
archiveofourown org/works/1174996
www fanfiction.net/s/7246697/1/Tender-Moments
www fanfiction.net/s/3022677/1/Clock
www fanfiction.net/s/12923446/1/Stormy-Night
www fanfiction.net/s/1311626/1/Running_Up_That_Hill
www fanfiction.net/s/3469094/1/Choice
www fanfiction.net/s/3053688/1/Devotion
These are just SOME of my favorites, specifically longer ones that you will likely enjoy. Cloti has more fanfiction, but they're all WORSE in quality and much more explicit, a true testament to Tifa's repulsive character as a BOOBY TRICKSTER.
Grayson Ortiz
Aaron Cox
Hello, friend. Keep the Tifaposting out this time.
I'm reposting a concept art for a SPECIAL LIMIT BREAK that EXPLICITLY highlights how close Cloud and Aerith are in the sense that he can do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING for her based off of her words! Tifa is useless and so are Tifanatics. Useless.
Austin Ortiz
>Keep the Tifaposting out this time.
B-But. Fine. I'll try
Chase Davis
You will, because you must.
An official card this time. Where is the Cloud & Tifa card? Whhhhyyyyyy, nowhere! To! Be! SEEN! Is this revolutionary? No, because everyone in JAPAN knows who the TRUE couple of FF7 is, only deluded monkeys insist otherwise in the West, where we only get a TERRIBLE translation that misses all of the nuance of their one and TRUE relationship.
Elijah Gutierrez
There's the bossy Aerith user I like.
Matthew Jones
Man I hope they implement this for the remake
Jordan Reyes
Rebuttal.
Samuel Sanders
I certainly hope so too, but I fear that there may be CLOTI symphathizers within Square. When the game first came out, virtually EVERYONE was a Clerith shipper through and through, but now, it's the exact opposite. AC certainly did NOT help things and I'm glad the remake will set things straight.
NOT CANON. It is hinted at time and time again that the canon Golden Saucer date was AERITH'S. Proof from ULTIMANIA.
Dylan Brooks
>Hinted at
Oh dear, circumstantial.
Jose Bell
Leave it to the BLITHERING TIFASCIST being unable to read between the lines. Let me SPELL IT OUT for you in clean, concise language that even a MASTURBATION-ADDICTED BOOBY MIND PROJECTOR can understand. Do you think it's odd that EVERY single time Cloud or Aerith are referenced, they usually come in pairs? That their romance is compared to OTHER CANON COUPLES in Final Fantasy? Don't you find that ODD?
Where's Tifa? NOWHERE. BECAUSE SHE ISN'T CLOUD'S CANON LOVE INTEREST, period!