SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon

Who's the girl on the couch?

First for improper first to second toe ratio.

dark souls 2 is a good game

PONY

PLOW

TIME

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How's the Dark Souls run? Just woke up.

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Long

wtf is this area, how do you normally navigate it?

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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Me. :)

go back to sleep

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lmao 2cat

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It's abbess you retard

Shut the fuck up

larxa (slut)

I'M UP NEXT BUT FORGOT TO DILATE AHHHHH

Cirno is A cute slut! CUTE SLUT!!

LMAO 2CAT

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Fuck this run. I can't take it anymore. Some games are just shit to speedrun.

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Got sources on those?

>lol jk there's actually multiple bosses

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>girl

Who is the strongest in the land of Gensokyo?

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Did anyone notice her stop herself from saying “bucks” when reading the donation

For the fucking unevolved subhuman who thought the long toe foot was normal, no, its fucking gross and Egypt is kino masterrace, the ones without red X are also passible.

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stop posting that awful cartoon

what sword is?

>you can enchant elemental weapons

why was this allowed again?

Cunny?

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>Shift submit run to GDQ
>Only added as backup
>days before GDQ starts get asked to come down and run to replace someone else
>proceeds to get booted and banned for saying fag a whole year ago
It's not fair bros. I just wanted to see a comfy late night spongebob run

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I'm gonna fuck that pussy

Ask me how I know you footfags are easily triggered.

Girl is there to make cute noices but dont talk or say anything meaningfull.

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>>>>>>>>>chawn

Why do I think Yea Forums is literally too retarded but they make some dank memes.

That bugged me too.

ruined by some cunt opening her dickhole

I still don't know if this is left to right or right to left.

did a mommy show up?

answer is 9

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Dark souls 2 is the pleb filter of the souls games. If you get triggered by it you are 100% a wh*toid and an incel.

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>Egypt is kino masterrace
Ayy, masterrace here. Woo.

she's running tomb raider

RATS
RATS
WE ARE THE RATS

bestiality is wrong

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Not even a footfag, but 3 and 5 are fucking disgusting, its like a fucking defect.

>dude imagine if like your ring finger or pinky was longer than middle
>totally normal and fine looking bro

"no"

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go back to alter

>cutting away

>Egypt
Shitskin

Mercy kill soon?

why this motherfucker gotta hard reset everytime

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

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>japan in charge of coding
LMAO

We're going into overtime aren't we?

RATS?

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Mine are like Egyptian but not such a sharp slope

yikes

REstartident Evil: 2 many times

This is the power of PC gaming

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Footfags, stay out of my thread!

Good thing I wasn't talking about the cat

>he's still going

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I LOVE LARXA!

Why else would you have a girl there?

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Why does this guy's DS2 run keep fucking up?

not only a boring game but also spaghetti code

sasuga b team

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I appreciate the stats random anime girl, but no, DS2 is fucking garbage aside from PvP and covenants and builds, which were the best.

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At this point we're just watching a letsplay

>3 NPCS as a bossfight
>This is the best dark souls game and the best DLC of the series

>want to keep watching comfy runs
>have work at 9 AM

anything good coming up that will make being miserably tired tomorrow worth it?

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Anyone know what stats he pumped other than vigor?

Fuck I forgot how janky and bullshit DS2 is even for a From game. How did this piece of shit even release?

inb4 DA DLC WAS GOOD THO c:

you shouldn't have sex with bats either

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Seems like a memory leak.

Hey PCbros, how do you endure playing on such a shitty platform?

i like seeing the runners fuckup
it makes me feel good when bad things happen at this event
does that make me a bad person

Whose the fox on the bench

Quick post your feet.

>tfw qt roman feet
nice

> at this point

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Fat tits & arm pits, good shit. Dead rising up next has some potential.

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If you were a speed runner, what would your autistic gimmick be? I would wear a fedora and whenever I would kill a boss, I would tilt my head 25 degrees and do a swipe across the fedora brim and say “NOW THAT - WAS EPIC.”

Distortion is cute!!!

haha incel BTFO

MANLETS...

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how far from the estimate is he

this guy seems so sad and dejected. i've not seen a run this quiet in a while. feels bad

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*yawn*

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If I die in the stream I die in real life

I would put my hand down the front of her sweat pants there and say “haha sorry, thought I was reaching into my pocket.”

it's fine, just remember they deserve it

I'm a speedrunner and I pretty much just say "fuck" a lot.

BUhBI!!!

This run's going overestimate just from the restarts alone. B team not even once.

i'll stick around and check that out, i did see some anons discussing it earlier

im more interested in the thighs

when my framerate drops it's still higher than console

SHOUT OUT TO THE TECH CREW

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Why do they have to keep resetting? Just got here.

the game isn't for another ten minutes. so he's got time.

Alienware

Are they gonna mery kill this run?

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Memory leak

Memory leak.

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>shitty pc config is B-team fault
epik

youtube.com/watch?v=Dv3eduzcZxc

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Seems like a memory leak, the game keeps shitting itself.

memory leak

I guess I'm going to hell then.
>A bat is fine too

His framerate drops to unplayable levels every 15 min for some reason.

Because >>>>PC gaming

I have Greek toes and they look way cuter than that.
Fuck off with your anti-Greek propaganda.

Mercy kill the fucking run already he's gonna go way over est

the computer they setup can't handle running the game because they refused to install certain patches to fix a memory leak in order to do certain tricks in the speedrun

Hnnnnng!
AAND she knows how to meme like me, too?
Wow like wow.
She is just like me!
She is perfection!
Cute? Yes! Shy? Yes! Funny? Yes! Perfect? YES!

Japanese pc port

Every time I reach a milestone in a run, I would scream OOOOOOOOOORRRRRBBBBBB!!! so loud that it clips the audio, and then continue on as if nothing happened.

>not being a PCMR chad

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Naw, it has nothing to do with the game. The dudes laptop is about to implode

top fucking cute

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post them faggot

Better pic, that gap tho

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of course not, even if he was 30 minutes over estimate they'd let him finish, they only mercy kill shit that's completely hopeless

Suuuuuree they do, ya Greek freak.

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but we're playing as the girl, you don't want a shortstack?

>Couch is fucking silent

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kys tranny

Well at least your yoghurt is good senpai. Rest of the place smells and is poor lol.

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Have you never heard of the Geneva Convention?

>bellybutton

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That's not how thigh gap works

Dat gap! Dat gap is so wow and sexy!
Thank you so much for posting this cute and sexy pretty girl here in these threads.
Very wow!
I want to sex her soooo bad.

I'm roman but only the first two. What does that mean?

we're going over estimate are we

Whos doing the Dead Rising run?

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it's gonna go fucking overtime

HEHE PRAISE LE SUN !!!

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit 2: Doing an AMA later

you monster

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is that what's forcing the world to put up with everyone elses shit?

This post brought to you in part by Arby's

poo in loo.

??

MOOT

Chinese Moot please.

Cute! Cute girl! Cute cute cute girl!

Who is this announcer? She sounds hot

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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Amen, brother.

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oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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so... the gameplay
thanks for proving his point :)

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can he do the boss rush without getting the run mercy killed?

thank god it's almost over

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angels fuck off

>Only 4 minutes left

He's done for.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

reminder they stopped the clock whenever he had to restart the game
he's going over estimate on his own without the help of the failing pc

>Close it to the public, runners and a few friends each only

>drop the charities and get new ones have it in the contract that they have no involvement with the event besides taking the money

>fire most of the current employees

These 3 changes would basically snowball into giving us back the golden age of 2013-2014

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Queen

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Moments of fun tension in the middle of a lot of boring silence. It's also a low risk run.

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK YOU'RE OVER ESTIMATE NIGGER

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Source?

HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

DrunkWario I think his name was?

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>that protruding nasal bridge
oy vey

>1 is good
>3 is bad
Greek is the most attractive on a woman.

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>over-estimate
cringe

No idea, sorry.

Dont invite people to do this shitty run if you know its going to have these issues.

>up next
>shit
>shit
>ass
well fuck me then

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That's almost eating disorder tier. Glad she looks better now, at least her legs do.

Looks like that one dude with a terrible lisp but with a wig on

This guy gets it.

you're actually greek, which is fine and op is gay

they didn't know

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She put all her stat points into her nose.

>about to be overestimate

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I really don't understand you foot fags. I guess you just have to have the proper amount of brain damage to have the kink.

Doctor to Doctor with Dr. Steve Brule.

it means you secretly wish to be the little girl

>eating disorder tier
Fucking americans I swear.

who is this lady? is that the announcer?

Gorgeous. Yes I said it! GORGEOUS

Like totally stunning and very cute.
She likes anime too???? Wow!
Perfection. Perfection for me. Perfect!
We have so much a like, and she is cute too.
Wow I am blown away! She is a queen.

She is a goddess!

>dead rising
>shit

I can't believe GDQ has a fucking low to mid end PC. That's unacceptable.

Shouldnt the runner inform them that not having said patch causes it?

What is the all-powerful weapon he keeps using.
It seems to just wipeout all the bosses.

>leave for 2 hours
>this dude is still posting pictures of this average girl

wtf dude get it together.

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jesus look at the size of those

god I wish they would put a time restraint on gimmick runs like these
"im gonna speed run a game but go out of my way to do stupid shit that wastes time so the run is over 2 hours" is so gay

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>Only Wednesday and they've already make 700K

This event is making SO MUCH MONEY for MSF, it's great.

Throne watcher and Throne Defender. Was dark souls always this dumb?

O V E R E S T I M A T E

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Distortion is such a fucking faggot. He looks 13 and is a power tripping cock sucker.

Yeah, that's what I said, BITCH

OVER ESTIMATE

Red Iron Twinblade.

This, but Ironically.

She is my super duper cute wife! Gorgeous! Beautiful! Stunning!

And cute!

Imagine posting pictures of an actual girl would make trannies seethe this hard

Overestimate
UNPLUG

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Time for dinner.

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SHINE GET

he's on final patch

Rate this run!

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Aldia is such a shit boss. How did they somehow make a worse final boss than DaS2 already had?

It’s the girl on the right of the couch

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>yaaaayyy
>oof
>f

Bring back the trannies already!

Barely 1 minute overestimate despite the restarts. Stop complaining.

INCOMPETENT

not even a minute

B

yea it feels good to get jerked off with feet, and better if she's wearing something comfy, but looking at them like this does nothing or me.

Why do footfags ruin everything?

What actually causes these threads to be filled with weirdo autists who post shit that isn't even relevant to the event?

Shite, D at least.

57 SECOND OVER

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>overestimate
Truly the worst fanbase

RATE THE RUN

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Yay! Hahahaha she is sooo cute. Bros...
Thank you for posting these cute pictures of cute girl.

She is perfect and for me she is the best girl ever. Ok?

she looks like a kween, id donate to her stream

>over estimate

i'll give it a very generous C

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>everything about that picture
I need to know more

4 bad memory leaks / 10 memory leaks

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>Yaaay
>yeey
>Yaaaaay
>yay
>pretending to be six is cute and endearing

Pretty much. It states things like doctors having to provide medical care and aid to anyone. Even if they are a terrorist who would've killed the person treating them without even batting an eyelid

RATE RUN

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yikes/10

D, boring as fuck

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A or B

>play shitty version of the game instead of SOTFS
>OMG HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

FUck off

bad game
bad run

Being only 57 seconds over with all the shit that happened this run is pretty impressive tbqh

3/5. Almost a trainwreck, but was still interesting enough

I enjoyed the run, was comfy. But definitely not a great game for gdq.

F

well thats a shame cause this is a blue board

Invisible Cat/10
C

I wasn't here for everything prior.

>Uhh yeah Id like to shoutout my own stream
lol what a faggot

>Only a minute over time
Considering all the tech issues it wasnt bad

WWWEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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The estimate is usually the upper limit that accounts for a number of mistakes and they always aim to reach under it.

B. Run was fine, lost points due to technical issues.

2/10

B

C

D
boring runner
boring game

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She reminds me of one of those Asian girls who use tricks to make their eyes look bigger than they are.

B not really the runner's fault about the frames.

>DISTRO 2
>DISSTWO
does she even know what game this is

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D for Distortion

>condom commercial for GDQ

Toaster/10

They paused timer for restarts

>that was a really good run

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The "GOD GAMER" went over estimate like a fucking retard even with them stopping the clock during all of the resets. The couch was equally as bad with most of them not even playing the game or beating it

You mean "Rules to follow if you like losing?"

C for comfy

B

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

C
Dist needs a better couch, and a working PC

and god the first hour of that run is such a slog.

Why does he do that

some of the no-name games i've never heard of have had pretty entertaining runs. don't sleep on runs just because they aint AAA shit

12framespersecond/10

B for bland. Tech issues definitely didn't help.

sotfs is the shitty version though

ZZZ played on my DS the whole time

Because the timer was stopped during the resets.

She was cute with her autism though.

is that distro 2 gf?

i almost fell asleep/3

>Over estimate cause this shitty game needed to be constantly reset
Anyone who likes this game is trolling

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imagine if someone used that app that removes makeup on this girl
heh wouldn't that be funny?

I love this artist.

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The problem was there was a shitload of dead air. He should have talked about bosses while running to them to fill it.

>Jojo is winning FE player name
Oh not again.

I rate this run very cute beautiful girl!
Cute?
Check.

Beautiful?
Check!

Girl?
CHECK!

Hahaha. Please post more of this cute cute cute susbsoGzlaodbdidb

is gookslut user here today? i need to jerk off before the next run

B
Can't really hold going a little over estimate against him with the technical issues

Not really since they stopped the clock, he'd be several minutes over estimate if they kept it running during his tech issue restarts.

>even dancing autist has a GF now

what's your excuse?

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nice shirt

F.
Awful couch, boring runner. yay

Should i drink a Bang and stay up to watch these all night

C

B, PC wasnt in his favor

Doesnt matter, I lived with asians, they use more lotion than black people and are as soft as pillows and the legs always look great.

>DaS2 Original
>shitty
>SOTFS
>not shitty

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The run is over anons so why not get up and stretch your muscles?

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B, ignoring the tech problems it was pretty okay but I'm also one of the only faggots that loves DS2 so there's that.

Nerver had mac n cheese made with a tub of margarine?

WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

Same

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ZZZ tier
>Run past enemies
>Get to boss
>STAB STAB STAB STAB
>Rinse
>Repeat 41 times

Dead Rising coming up run by JEWARIO

>enigma on the mic
thank god its finally a real person that isnt obnoxious

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yea

Out of my way, virgins. I've got shit to do.

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it's kinda sweet that the two most annoying people at the venue found each other

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Physically it's Suika

He went over estimate despite them stopping the clock for him to reset the game.

>Kamikazes into your thread and sinks your aircraft carrier
>"LuL"
>"F"
>"Monkas"

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i like dead rising

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SotFS takes longer to beat.

You're fucking growing on me.

I've been doing push ups and sit ups in between, Wii Fit Trainer!

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STOP RUNNING DS AT GDQ/10

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i really want a vanilla coke right now. just an ice cold can. should I go grab one? you decide chat. the shop is only 3 mins away.

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Funny, my doctor seems to be able to practice without flying to syria to treat members of isis.

his voice is soothing

>there are unironic larxa subs ITT right this very moment
how did things get so bad?

holy-
BASED!!

did someone say the n word ?

I WANT CAVE STORY

If it’s only 3 minutes away and you want one, why not?

yes

yes but get me one too

iirc it's oc from some user on /gif/ who paid escorts to record clips like that

the best game in existence (dead rising) is coming up so hurry back kiddo

coke sucks, drink baja blast

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Try the Hippocratic Oath.

A zombie game being ran by a zombie?! Whoa!

do it. Vanilla coke is GOAT

we're all gdq subs here

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Regular coke is better than vanilla garbage

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>le hentai shirt

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That’s cause your doctor is a psychiatrist and not a surgeon silly

I always sub to women who swallow my cum with a smile on her face. It's just common courtesy.

Good taste. Yes.

Hell yeah dude, get an ice cream too

>run into a wholesome family with young children wearing your anime whore shirt
Do these people have no shame?

based cute girl poster

if only dead rising were more speedrun conducive

Coke Zero and Grenadine is the patrician choice.

If you drink soda often then no. Go drink some water and get off the habit. If you don't drink soda very often then sure man, I really hope you enjoy yourself.

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>Mfw Cirno wasn't going this year.

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Fuck I wish I was her

Nice cum rag broski.

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nah senpai grab me one of these

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She's chinese not japanese

>just looked at schedule
>Dead Rising is some 25 minute meme run
wat
what the fuck wat?

i didn't come here for feels

>Interview
FOR FUCK SAKE, STOP AND PUT DEAD RISING.

This guy looks like a fucking ghoul

anyone else find it super cringe that they all call each other by their online handles

It was for holding no bake cookies, not my cocksock.

alright im going. wish me luck guys.

What is it with every fucking dark souls runner or streamer giving themselves a totally epic maymay face?

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>game boy shovelware at midnight, when I'm actually awake
>cave story at fucking 7 AM

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if the dead rising run is bad I will never forgive GDQ

>So tell me, how did you come up with your retarded cringey name that we all go by here?

great interview, jhobbz

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good luck user

Nice pads

Did the dead rising run happen yet and if so was it good

>bucketsofc-
>goop

It's some mod that cuts out the downtime between events starting.

>Another interview

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS GIMME FRANK

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>caveman run with punchy on coach
name a comfier run

>bro you HAVE to give me medical treatment so I can keep killing people
>if you don't you're being a bad doctor

Up next

Don't die and get back before dead rising.

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full game runs are several hours with a low time ceiling and would be more "speedrun" than RPGs

yes, but they do it in much more "professional" esports shit too so i've been numbed to it

Yes that's how it works

get me a coke slurpee

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its literally about to start bruh

I know Yea Forums would rather see the trannys, but oh well

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I was going to correct you to goblin but seeing the way his arms and chin fold into his body, ya you're right he's a ghoul for sure. Proud of your accuracy

Why are SoulsBorne games such shit at speedrunning events?

Remember to drink plenty of water as well fit user

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I really want there to be a run where the runner puts the controller down and just starts masturbating.

Good luck!

the tech crew has to spend 20 minutes setting it up

>Not the Katamari tranny choke run

It felt so good to watch that I just wrapped myself up in the blanket and smiled.

>XepiccatX
>accidentally naming yourself after something used to make people throw up
Be more careful choosing your screen names folks.

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they aren't even doing it to hide setup, the runner is visibly playing dead rising right now

>wholesome family

never been to walmart I take it

>modding a game to speed run it
GDQ has dropped low

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Too bad her feet are gross.

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he actually randomised and the game generated taht face but I know what you mean

is saintmillion there

punchy on couch is an auto-mute from me unless nuggies are involved

It’s better that way.

If Uncle Sam can't put one between the eyes, that's his own problem.

who is the guy doing the interview and why is he so ugly

why do nerds call inside jokes "memes"?

based retard defending true neutral retardation

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I didnt watch it, how did they throw?

>you will never have a cute white nationalist gf

why even live bros

>attractive enough to keep the beta males away
>feet ugly enough to keep the weirdos away
she is perfect

>wearing gloves when making food

You do realize its the most rookie and disgusting mistake someone can make? No pro chef does it unless they are dealing with crazy spicy shit for obvious reasons.

post more cucked animals

Wii Fit Trainer sensei what's the best way to improve cardio? I'm training for a 5k

Why the fuck do they do these interviews? It's dull as shit. Do normalfags actually like this?

>he got fit and now he's engaged

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almost all games are ripped apart for both finding tech and making IGT tools

Memes are inside jokes.

I'd still fuck them.

Yeah I know

based

shoo shoo prize goblin

this looks awful, what is this autistic shit?

autism, and the original purpose of the word meme in this context has been entirely lost
there's no irony anymore, the word meme is a meme

Waste time.

All feet are gross

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>he

PRIZE GOBLIN BANNED

SENT!!!

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Have any runs been mercy-killed this time?

>He's
BANNED BANNED

caveman mocking punchy's homosexual anglo tendencies is always fun to listen to

Why doesn't the goblin wash his pants?

so she is a vichy frog?

>he
B A S E D

>Those fucking pants
Based

>He
>Him
>His
BANNED

nice feet

el goblino..........

Towards the end she missed an object and had to pause while she was trying not to cry and take some deep breaths. They stopped the clock and let her just sit for like 30 seconds and the audience was awkward as fuck, then cheered when she continued. Total tranny privilege.

the dragon still needs more porn

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you have 10 fucking seconds to tell me something to make the interviews less shit

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Posting superior resident evil running waifu

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>he
>him
>HE/HIM

VELOCITY IS GENDER NEUTRAL YOU FUCKING BIGOTS.

BAN HIM.

I feel you, my friend...

Us cute girl enthusiasts are in tough stop these days!
It’s not fair, but we must be steadfast!
Keep posting your cute cute cute girl pictures and the enemy will know who is winner.
She is cute and beautiful and gorgeous so we will win regardles!

Yummy yummy! Lick lick lick!

How dare you insult my future wife/girlfriend?!?
I will now call you transgender weirdo you are!
Go away. If you can not appreciate a cute girl please leave. Ok?

What, the ghoul being interviewed is a tranny too?

That's a different mascot. Sir Prizes is not the genderfluid thing they use for emotes.

All of them. No one has actually finished a run yet. It’s been pretty sad.

GODS NOOOOOOOOOO

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how about making jhobz brush his fucking teeth

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FOR A
TENDIES

Kill prize goblin.

WHO GOT MISGENDERED?!?!?!??!

Literally every funny thing is a "meme" now. My fucking boomer parents call every image they see on facebook a meme.

You can mute them

post bob and vagene bitch

This guy that looks like a goblin would actually look somewhat decent if only he groomed his hobo beard.

Manface

Please make this greasy fuck stop smacking his lips after every goddamn sentence

Wow she is cute.
I want her with me. Beautiful beautiful girl!

I need you for me. Yes!

The mascot is gender-neutral and explicitly prefers they/it

what the fuck was that thing

>prize shill assuming the cartoon's gender

can he get any more based?

>still hasn’t posted a source
Go back to Yea Forums

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list them on the schedule so everyone knows when to stop watching

Normies did it first when they didn't understand what the word "meme" meant. Now all macros are ""memes"" and inside jokes are ""memes"".

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that is not a cool bug fact

Damn dude, how fucking bored are you?

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wrong mascot

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Yeah at least she actually runs games instead of standing behind a guy doing nothing

jesus fucking christ, I guess Ill give it a view when Im going over the ones I missed

you best be joking, he's unironically the best staff member. actually a professional

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>forgot the sword

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inb4 he posts a source for human trafficking and ignores the sex part again

cool bug fact: fruit flies got big sperm google it i promise its true

new thread

what were they thinking?

cute boy

THEY WOKE UP THE CARTOON
ITS GOING TO BITE ALL THE PENIS' OFF ALL THE GIRLS :O

>GET MY GENDER RIGHT YOU SHITLORD!!!

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unless spike vegeta brushed the shit out of his ass hair with it i don't think hobz will

Every time they say Drunkwario I think of Jewwario

>overtime mode
timeskip is better

not only is that not relevant at all, none of what you said is correct either.

Is this meant to be a tranny? The voice isn't even fucked up.

>When a speedrunner from forever ago is likely doing better than at least 85% of the people on this board.

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You can hear the autism in this man. You can see it. I can feel it through my screen. Holy shit I'm impressed. Making me optimistic for this.

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No, he's just a faggot.

this guy is gonna start transitioning in about a year, maybe two.

yes it is, gloves are fucking basic baby tier mistake.

Bitch doesn't understand the "Sans Frontières" part of MSF.

Also, it's bait.

>speedrunning randomized queen drop farming

>Calling Overfocus "Autism"

This unironically

youtu.be/K9HnBoR4OPs?t=1149
19:18

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theres a FUCKLOAD during this mission so its not even an issue. More spawn during overtime than main game.

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