He prefers yennefer

>he prefers yennefer

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i prefer Shani and am mad I can not fuck her after 1.

Shani is in Witcher 3, though. Also best girl.

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yes

jay leno

based

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dice poker is better than gwent

those leggings look so soft

retard tier contrarianism

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Tomira is best girl.

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THREAD THEME SONG BOYS:

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minigames are used as a form of gambling, no one goes to a bar or casino to play high stakes yugioh

>literally can't do anything with her
Witcher 3 dropped the ball so hard on who you can diddle.

It had its charm and it did feel a lot more fitting for the setting, Gwent is still far more interesting to play with though.

Post the good stuff

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It's canon. Have sex.

>Dead Man's Party

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>that detail
I hated the ghost guy's quests though.

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>Alright I’m going to romance Yen this playthrough
>get to Novigrad
>get horny at sight of Triss and romance her instead
Every time.

are poles based and dare i say redpilled

hey dipshit, press the Home key to toggle UI

>5

truth is, the game was rigged from the start

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Triss is a slut. Easy going and superficial, but won't ever show you any other side.

Yen is proper wife material. Tsundere but can commit and love purely. Hard shell but only to protect her pure maiden heart

>Yen
>pure maiden heart
nigga she was sleeping around from the start

>Yen is proper wife material.

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All witches are whores. Get yourself a humble herbalist with some cake.

You can fuck her in the boat on the lake in DLC wtf you talk about

WITH WHO

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>Keira Metz was modeled after a tranny
The things I did!

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read the books, Yen was never faithful.

All witches are whores in witcher world its natural for them

Neither was triss. And triss manipulates Geralt all the time and uses him like a fucking rag. She's a total cunt (who doesn't care for ciri either btw)

Inb4
>the books don't matter in this instance!!!!
Kys

>books

may aswell be a different timeline. book author says the games aren't canon, so the books aren't canon to the games either

Literally anyone who asked.

uh huh...

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The first time I played I thought I could romance her, I mean looking at the conversation.

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Good to know the games also confirm this anyway

>Superior White Honey

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In Sword of Destiny Geralt gets cucked by a wizard which makes him attempt suicide by walking down a shady alley without his sword.

>no Tomira
>no twins, not even Rosa at least
>no Vivienne
>letting Dandelion have best girl Priscilla
fucking Geralt and his sorceress autism

>boobs
Reported to the Ethics Committee.

Imagine grooming a little kid for years, to evantually consolante your prize in long run

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Honestly, she'd be my favorite love interest if you could romance her.

>Triss
I only know Witcher because of videogames
>Yen
I actually read the books and understand the themes and Geralt

To be fair, it's literally because at this point CDPR has put out more Witcher content than he has, it's a petty move so he's not upstaged. The true patrician move is to treat all post-game literature as noncanon. It's not like he's a particularly good author anyway, he just created interesting source material.

Did he start the trend of "former rock band member turned Oscar-winning film composer?"

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Can't go anywhere with her
Can't go anywhere with those blonde twins
Can't go anywhere with the bar maid
Can't go anywhere with those two succubi
Witcher 3 was shit in the fuckable girls department.

>try to fuck Yen and Triss at the same time
>lol no can't do that either

>granny porn
ew

I think you can see ciris crotch when she just wears the towel in the bath

I'm 90% sure

You can see it anyway, you don't have to wear the towel.

>book author says the games aren't canon
He's just massively butthurt about deciding not to take royalties.

Best girls in witcher 3 start with a C and got an R in the middle. Ciri and Cerys

In the vanilla/unmodded game, women don't have modeled/textured vulvas.

>mfw even Ciri is a whore
Is nothing sacred

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>human woman

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Especially compared to the first game.
At least Cyberpunk is confirmed to have more options.

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>there are people alive in this world that had Ciri kiss Skjall
This is a game where a supernaturally strong man fights monsters while looking for his time-traveling adopted daughter while being aided by wizards, but the idea that Ciri would kiss that fat fucking neckbeard still stretches suspension of disbelief too far.

>mfw even Ciri is a whore
proof

>var Attre twins
>that cartoonish Dutch milkmaid accent
This game gave me fetishes I didn't know existed.

>makes him attempt suicide
wat?

>Part goat, part cumrag
>Unironically being a goatfucker

Mohammad get out

I can't stop thinking about her thick juicy cock popping through her sexy pantyhose. I've made her my wallpaper for both my phone and desktop just so I could stare at it every single waking moment dreaming about how much I would lap up her leaking dick.

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>a literal brothel succubi
>no options to screw it
What were they thinking?

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futa lovers are a fucking disease

Im just tired of every woman in games being bi. I had her kiss Skjall just for something different.

I want to be Yen's foot slave

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let's find a cure

I wouldn't say he's terrible looking. A bit too fat with a bad beard, but his facial structure isn't that ugly.

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you telling me you understand women? Dude, don't make yourself a clown

You can romance her, but you have to put at least 8 points into seduction

>Witches
Not even once.
Bro's before hoes.
Priscilla is best girl anyway

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It's copypasta you nigs

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He's chad as fuck. Girls love tall muscly guys even if they have chub over top of it. He's also wearing a padded vest that makes him look fatter than he is.

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>The way Yennefer pitilessly tortures his dead soul, then complained that Geralt wasn't suporting her when he called her out on it

that was my breaking point with that cunt.

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>Priscilla
I can't fucking believe Dandelion got the best girl in the end

Triss is best girl. Shani is second.

Hot redhead > Bitchy dark haired

It's because love can bloom on a battlefield, Snake.

>filthy secondaries

iris is best girl

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fucking Olgierd managed to wrangle the one girl in the Witcher world that isn't a massive whore and pissed it all away

Truth

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>you will never wake up to this

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Fucking heck this. That was without doubt the most disturbing scene in the whole game. As odd as it sounds, I love the world of Witcher, but hate playing as Geralt and his degenerate friends. TW3 was disappointing in many ways, combat and the loot/gear system especially.

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>I love the world of Witcher, but hate playing as Geralt and his degenerate friends
weird considering Geralt can't go 5 minutes without pulling some moral high ground bullshit despite being a glorified mercenary

>DAE HATE THE WITCHER 3 GUISE????

Upset for not liking your game?

Not like there was any other way to find Ciri. Yen did nothing wrong.

That was retarded and out of character. The writers tried really hard to make everyone hate her.

There was no other way and she had to do what she did. But she was a complete asshole and lacked all respect doing so. A dark but necessary act like that should be treated with solemnity. Instead she acted like a prissy bitch and complained about others.

absolutely the same
fucking love bulge futa so fucking much

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This, she didn't even feel bad. She immediately appeal for pity from Geralt. It was such a classless, snotty burst of self-obsession.

>"Geralt, torturing that innocent man who saved Ciri's life was really hard, why are you being mean :'(

She was in the same situation in the books, but she didn’t destroy anything.

>Yen, enormous bitch but it's love and shit
>Triss is an irredeemable piece of human shit and just wants a cocking

Such a hard choice!

It's more that Yennefer doesn't appreciate that Geralt is the fairest chad in the land. Why would he be with an 8/10 liek Yen whos a bitch, when he could get with 10/10 Shiri or 7/10, but fun, Triss?

very nice.

I hope those rankings are based on 'personality' and not looks, because as far as looks go Shani is definitely the weakest.

>because as far as looks go Shani is definitely the weakest.

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>tfw all the art has triss with a bigger dong than yen
based

This dude was a god damn movie score composing genius for a good while there. How can you not love this shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=oZktSPrGSck

That's what makes it good. Meaty futa dick

Anyone who has read the books shouldn't prefer Yenn

I still prefer Yen tho, im into Milfy looking Brunnettes.

The Only Correct Choice.

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>every woman in games being bi.
Pretty realistic

Yen appeals to leftists
Triss appeals to rightchads

That was my biggest problem with Yen. I understand, they have to do some questionable things. But she never seems to appreciate the gravity of the situation or give it the respect it deserves.

If you pick any one of them at all, you're a pleb with worthless opinions.

Is that right? Hmm. Well, you seem to be pretty familiar with the subject, so I guess I'll just have to take your word for it. You'll excuse me though, if I try to maintain just a little bit of healthy skepticism. Of course.

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Have you ever met a woman? They're all bi

>not fully covered stockings
Lame

This look is for form, not for fashion my bro-migo. I can see her feet.

Where is the MEAT?

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Its wheres the Beef

>can't fuck all the Succubi and share your stories of conquest with your fellow man-in-taste Eskel
I kept Geralt on the path and no way fagged every sorceress so I could pretend he went the Eskel route.

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have you read A Shard of Ice?

>all these disgusting in-game """lewds"""

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shoot yourself faggot

Lol, both of them Banged another guy without Geralt knowing. It fits.

Literally one night stand material

>the ciri-geralt sex scenes
How did CDPR get away with it?

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>Redhead
>Fiery personality
>Fire mage
>Takes you to a one-in-a-million party party with the Vegelbuds
>Make out while carrying her princess style while fireworks explode overhead
>Get the scene where he tells her he loves her and it looks like she left and he's heartbroken but it turns she stayed at the last second

Literally the only downside to romancing Triss is that she doesn't get as many scenes

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I wish you could choose Fringilla instead, or Cerys.

>tfw when had literal Tomira gf
>right down to her being into foraging and yuge ass

Triss: Fuck
Yen: Marry
Shani:FWB

they aren't blood relatives so its fine

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So's Triss

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>fuck me daddy fuck me harder
how did they get away with this

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Wait seriously?! You can fuck Ciri?!

I want Triss to peg me with her strapon!

>put succubus ingame
>joke about fucking them
>cant fuck them
seriously fuck the polish retards

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>he doesn't know

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no way this is real

He was a brave lad and deserved love

>choosing your faggot friend's sloppy seconds
ewww

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>that one succubus in ard skellig that literally mocks you about it

well at least Triss doesnt turn into a hunchback goblin ABOMINATION when she forgets to take her pills lmao

that's basically JonTron.

>can't elope with her edgelord sister

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no but you can make love to her

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>TW3 was disappointing in many ways, combat and the loot/gear system especially.

I thought it's because it's a fucking movie yet again. I hate "games" that turn out to be fucking movies.

Here's the MEAT

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>Been white knighting for monsters all game long
>She gets mad at you for not being a white knight

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I wish there was a version of that microkini for Triss

Magic's gone Yen.

is the writing actually that good in this game? Im pretty sure I wont like the gameplay but I need something to play

Yes it is.

Something, something any key will fit in her ass

>is the writing actually that good in this game?
Not really, the main story is awful.

Depends what you mean by good writing
Its a coherent story and it doesnt have too many major issues
The main story is very contrived and generic though, the DLC is where the good storytelling is at.

Most side quests and the first dlc are well written. I didn't care much for the main quest tho.

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Ciri was bi in the books from the 1990s, get over it.

You will only care for the main story if you played the first two games. The rest of the game + expansions are really good.

>correct choice
>willing to have all of Beauclair slaughtered for her bitch of a sister

First and third sections of the main story are good as are most side quests. Some side quests are great. Act 3 of the main story is bad and something out of a generic fantasy anime. Second section (The city) of the mains troy is boring. The DLC have godly writing.

Skjall was a fat slob. Brave, but an ugly fattie. Seems like a self insert for losers desu.

This, but give her the sexy undercover outfit.

whats the point when ciri is old and busted when she returns.

Fuck both of them, Im off to fake France and never ever coming back.

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Both look like trannies and if you didnt realize, you are low T with an estrogenized brain.

"Hearts of Stone" DLC definitely. The main game, not at all, I couldn't tell you what it was about.

I'll take the qt granny.

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Why was there no option to fuck the old crones?

Good news, she's actually real. Looks exactly like her model though withouth the vampire fangs unfortunately

hmm
haha
no u

Curious to find out whether the mods will delete this. Also, patrician taste.

stevencarson if you guys are interested in the sauce

So, uh, is it okay to skip W2? Jesus fuck that combat.

>how can one user be so wrong

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I prefer to be alone.

imagine

>quest ends with you pissing her off no matter what you do
>no fugging
>nothing

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DELETE

For me, it's Francesca Findabair

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Why is geralts facial scar red like a fresh wound?

yep

Imagine having this incels genetic defect of preferring women with weak bone structure and wanting to pass that onto your children

>playing games purely for the story
Read a fucking book you goon

soulstard detected

My man Geralt got his share of problems and a bitch is many.

Did the witcher 3 have any teens? There were adults and children, I remember that much.

that was the most disturbing for you? Not barron soldiers threatening to rape a mans daughters, simply invite himself in and have the door be locked for the player so can't intervene? all you hear is screams

It's why I always side with the nilfguardians. they're the only ones with a military that doesn't just rape everyones wives and daughters

Happened to me a few days ago kek

>It's why I always side with the nilfguardians. they're the only ones with a military that doesn't just rape everyones wives and daughters
The Baron's soldiers work for the nilfgaardians.

True, but they werent directly under niflgaardian command. Anyway, the message is that war sucks hard.

Can't really compare newly acquired auxilleries to the main army user

That's true, the main army is worse.

>putting your cock inide the same hole your std ridden friends has put his
isshygddt

Both wrong

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She looked weird. As if her face was stuck loading lod 2 or 3.

user they're all temerian. their soldiers were raping up and down in Withcer 2, too.

Yes, not sure how this goes against what i said. By main army i meant Nilfgaard by the way not Temeria.

Perfect jailbait

Speaking of The Witcher, here's your Nilfgaardian soldier in Netflix's The Witcher.

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ah yes, the 20something y/o jailbait

>Not picking the crone ending.

Its canon and you faggots are all in denial.

Hope you decided to set her free and not guilttrip her into the hands of that incel.

>proper wife material
no such thing in the Lodge

Yenn isnt really lodge anyway.

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have you even played the game fag

you can do that?

*whom
and your god damn father

Yes.

that's just a garbage bag

I would personally rather fuck Triss or Shani, but Yen is the best girl for Geralt. Redheads are fantastic

yes but she lives only fro seven years from that point

Why must you remind me of the existence of that game?

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This is your new triss Yea Forumsruh....

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nah i mean guilt tripping her into the relationship with guillaume

That was such a HUGE cocktease

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I love Triss

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>Trisha

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Thats basically what happens when you tell Guillaume her secret and bring him in.

>turning down the one time the canon love interest is the best
>When you're both treacherous whores brought together by magic
>but actually in love at the end of the journey even after the curse is broken
youtube.com/watch?v=823yuWz0lto

OR IF BY LOVE'S BLIND CHANCE WE'VE BEEN BOUND~~~

>guillaume
He's almost as creepy as Avallach.

Anything I should know before going into TW3?
Loved 1, never finished 2 for what its worth. Anything to know in advance?

Temeria gets fucked
Nilfgaard invades
Letho is a bro
Roche is a bro
Philippa is a ho

Watch a recap

Roche's a bro who'll never betray you

Letho is also your top ally despite being the fucking antagonist of W2. He saved Yenn, kept her safe, and killed Foltest just to try and keep his school alive. He also literally walks away from the final encounter after drinking with (you) if you're not a monkey retard out for blood

I did choose Roche in 2 desu and let Letho go, just never finished it because second half of the game is a straight corridor on-rails walk.

How's the hardest difficulty in 3, is alchemy required?

Philippa is hot though. Loved her banter with geralt.

>Roche's a bro who'll never betray you
lol He literally betrays everyone in TW3.

Yen > both these carrot-top bitches

she a cutie

>actually siding with king RadVad after he talks about hearing voices inside chess pieces

Based.
Seething trash goy.

Friendly reminder that the canon ending is Ciri as Empress, freeing Olgierd, saving both sisters and chilling at Corvo Bianco with your darling Yennefer.

>siding with Emhyr after he killed millions because he wanted to rape Ciri.

>Fucking a ginge

They made trannypunk so no.

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I sure hope you aren't bitching about something that legit has been part of the genre since it's conception.

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Emhyr is the best ruler for the land, especially once you remove Ciri from the equation and he dispels his domestic agitating agents. Ciri would be a great ruler, and having him rule instead with her roaming as a superpowered witcher is the best of both worlds while maximizing the one thing she cares about, her own freedom.

For me, it's Dijkstra taking over the North, freeing Olgierd, saving both sisters and chilling at Corvo Bianco with your sweetheart Triss until they move back to comfy Kovir together. I don't give a shit about Ciri, let her die I guess.

based

Nice mental gymnastics

Seething shill, fuck off to cuckera with your shitty tranny loving celebrity.

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>and having him rule instead with her roaming as a superpowered witcher
She's not a witcher. She's gonna get some plague/infection from a monster bite and die in like a week or two. That is if Emhyr's agents don't find her ass first.

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I think you missed a few memewords there

Sure, go dilate while your at it, while you suck your cuck devs cock like the fag you are.

Buddy, I'm not interested in the game in the slightest. But cyberpunk as a genre has had "sjw politics" and the like since day one. You can bitch all you want about other stuff but that is one of the stupidest. Like you don't know anything about it.

She'll even give you a feather. (Wonder which part was it from) if you go that path.
The whole Blood n Wine DLC is good but it definitely lack of romance option.

>yen's braps, gotta be

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have sex

Imagine defending the looks of a fictional character

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It's hard at first because your character is quite weak at the beggining of the game. Once you finish Novigrad you're so OP that alchemy breaks the game, it becomes too easy

I dunno about required but it's really easy to use since your potions and shit recharge

Boy I sure do I hate Nekkers.

3's story is a little weak(Dlcs are good). play 1 and 2 first they have much better stories

best writing in gaming bar the last of us propably

This is correct

i didn't like that entitled little bitch from the start and I thought her telling him to gtfo was the only option because even when i tried involving him, telling him her secret never crossed my mind

This.

Why did the game force you to make choice between killing Dijkstra or letting Roche&co die? It came out of nowhere.

Yeah, that was a terrible ending to that questline. Im gonna chalk it up to time constraints.

>witcher 1
>fucked some hot peasant, a dryad and the lady of the lake no less
great times

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Wait, when does this happen

It doesnt. Yen fixed her shit anyway.

It's even worse when you romance Triss, Dijkstra tries to cheer up Geralt like a bro when he thinks Triss took the ship. I liked that fat asshole and didn't mind him taking over the North. Then he decides to kill Geralt's friends in the most retarded way. He could just have waited for Geralt to walk away before trying to backstab the Temerians but no, he had to do it RIGHT NOW WHILE GERALT IS STILL HERE.
It was so stupid and shortsighted, it made no fucking sense from a supposedly shrewd spymaster.

Triss is best choice. Close to my gf in personality. Yen seems like someone who would suck out your energy very fast - gloomy and shit to be around. Who wants that shit

Yen is not gloomy. Besides she's an intellectual equal to Geralt. Triss is just a glorified fuckbuddy.

Yeah, it's pants on the head retarded. I would've loved to see the quest 'fixed' in a patch, but alas. Small blemish on an otherwise fantastic game.

>snuck in some room to fuck Adda during a feast
witcher 1 was great, it's just a shame the combat didn't age well at all
would play the fuck out of it if they remastered it or some bored modders adapted it to w3

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Yen is still a disgusting hunchback on the inside

i can 100% guarantee you we'll see a witcher 1+2 remaster/remake in the next decade

they propably just wanted the player to have a choice at the end of this questline after doing all that shit to kill radovid

But you can fuck her in Witcher 3...

i prefer my gf in real life and i dont spend my life arguing over video game romances, such is life!

I also prefer your gf.

--Tyrone.

keep your pathetic cuck fantasies to yourself

I also prefer her. She does this really nice thing with her tongue.

Oh no, i'm playing Withcer 1 right now. This is really sad, she is my waifu :(

She also really like my BBC, an utter slut.

>Close to my gf in personality.
So manipulative and lying?

>confirmed to have
lol no

Relax, bro.

--Tyrone.

Displays affection in an open and nice way

Triss would be more into femdom than Yen.

Kys

>choosing a single woman and not fucking everything that moves

Do you even Witcher

Your gf sounds like a whore

I too prefer your gf in real life.

Ciri is a virgin
she only ever had lesbian sex, the one time she wanted the D the guy died

This, just the same with Dikstra's ending or not being able to side with Radovid

Why is Geralt such a whiny little shit ever since he got his memory back? I liked him a lot more in 1 and 2. His ruthless pragmatism made sense for someone like him. In 3 dude is literally holier than thou.

This is false. Read the books nigga.

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that's what you think, meat

Kek

shut up andrzej

Ciri in the books is a nymphomaniac. She literally fucks any dude that goes after her, she even fucks an assassin hired to kill her, knowing he was an assassin, just because she was horny.

Dilate

Letho is a regicide piece of shit. Fucks up your shit and slaps you around. Seriously hope none of you left him alive in W2.

>regicide
good.

A regicide for nilfgaard. Dude actually believed Emhyr would restore his witcher school too. Delusional AND a tard.

shani best girl
fuck olgierd
letho is a bro
djikstra is a cunt
VERNON FUCKING ROCHE IS A REGULAR SON OF A WHORE

even better!
>tfw no vampiremommy to succ you dry

not your king
boys will be boys
saves your girl if you don't

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What the fuck are you talking about. She gets raped by a girl, which eventually turns into a weird relationship, but no dick enters Ciri's body.

who /happen/ here?

Ciri fucks the elf king. Read the books pleb.

fringilla is a big qt

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Wrong
They wanted her to fuck the king but he was wasn't interested in human women

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I'll never forget this quest

Best girl, you say?

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God her song was so stupid. I wish there was an option to walk out.

holy shit this...i cringed so hard i almost started crying

Yen is literally the worst of both worlds. She is a totally insufferable bitch that acts all sassy and wants to be conquered by an alpha she can submit to and once you get her in bed there is no femdom happening ever because she is a slave slut

Literally all women want to be conquered by alphas. There are just those who enjoy power play and only enjoy doing some femdom things when they know you could take control at any moment if you wanted to, they all want to be overpowered in the end. Everything else is a fantasy made up by lazy virgins.

faggot kill yourself

b-b-but I want Triss to dominate me!!

>sleep with Geralt during the night
>cheat with Istredd next morning

Yeah, you can keep that fucking whore to yourself.
Fucking crazy hunchback who's emotionally unstable.

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You can only prefer Triss if you are a secondary that didin't read the novels.

pick yennefer or keira then

Are you saying your Geralt doesn't sleep around?

No. I want Triss.

Started to read the book.

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but triss is shit user

Mah nigga.

>Are you saying your Geralt doesn't sleep around?
"A good key can open many locks, but a shit lock is opened by many keys"

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Read 'em fuccboi. She ALMOST fucks him. He gets her horny and begging for some elf D but then has a mental breakdown.

Hol UP! Is that image meant to be a Turkehandle reference?

underrated

Men that want to be dominated are an exception to the rule, woman have exceptions to the rule that want the opposite. Neither is "normal" but both exist. And I'm not sure I'd want a long term relationship with a dominant woman

No she's not. I'm sure she would be into playful femdom!

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>imagine choosing to woohoo Triss or Yennefer, both manipulative emotional sluts that don't give a rat's ass about Geralt
>when you COULD play your cards right and get THE CHAD DANDELION as your companion after Blood and Wine

stop being fucking losers Yea Forums

Dandelion, more like dandeshit. He's only there to bang Anna anyway.

I read all the books even before the first game came out and still prefer Triss.
All you need is just not being a cuck to like her.

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Crispy bacon and the hunchback of vengerberg are both whores and deserves burning at the stake as all witches should.

Fuck witches and fuck the subhumans.

You're all wrong.

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fine as long as elves aren't involved

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Biggest bro in the world.

Witcher elves are hot af though

look at that söyass face geralt is making
lol

even hotter when submitted to the pyre

Nah.

settle down menge

witches are all whores but people with self respect will put him with Yen, they deserve each other.

t.cant even shag an sheide

also biggest fangs

Damn right. Almost pissed that one elf guy in first game wasn't a gay option.

more like big ugly

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keira is too much of a thirsty slut to dom anyone

>tfw no dragon waifu in witcher 3
where the fuck was saskia

Which one?

Wish I remembered the name and when you see the dude.

Triss has an affair behind your back

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This is the only correct choice, know your place in the world

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So do you

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Yaevinn?

That's the guy. Really made me question things about myself.

Is it possible to get Keira over to Kaer Morhen to hook up with Lambert without Geralt fucking her first?

I think so.

I sabotaged the incel so I could fuck her, but the game blueballed me one more time. I should've learned to expect it by that point

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Yes, just refuse sex with her in that forest

isn't it just about whether you give her the thing which causes her to go to oxenfurt? pretty sure if you tell her no she'll go there even if you haven't banged her

>go down to the Cerys route to make her queen as I like her character
>eventually becomes my favorite female character
>no chance to romance or even fuck her

Feels real bad. Was stupid you couldn't even settle down with that Sword Maiden on that one Skellige Isle. You beat her ass in a duel, she fucks you and that's it. Lame.

All the main romance options are subpar. I've said fuck it every single run through and always go the Monster Slayer/Father of Ciri Ending.

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Omfg.
This is fucking amazing.
Yes please.
Anything mistress.
My goddess.

this

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I especially regret the succubus of Ard Skellig. I would have stuffed her ass full of violets and then pressed it hard with my pestle until her buttocks became indigo.

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hair looks kinda weird, probably from not having enough refraction passes or something but god damn those clothes look fantastic

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hmmm where have i heard this berfore...

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Geralt x Yen is a completely artificial relationship anyway.
Geralt just wasted his last wish in a tense moment and that's it.

Love to Triss is more than real though, and they both love each other. True OTP.

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I went with Iorveth in 2 and never ask Roche for help against the Hunt just so I can pretend the final choice in that quest is not so retarded. Thaler is still there though so too bad.

wait does it actually happen in the manga/anime?

More like he saw her as something more akin to a walking pile of trash or more animal than sentient creature. It's the same as someone normal being prompted to fuck a cow and there's not enough alcohol in the world to make you wanna do it.

Read the books and don't stick your dick in the crazy

She never deserved him anyway. I hated how short the quest with Avallac'h in Tir na Lia was, it was the only enjoyable part of the main storyline.

Roche betrayed the North. He would allow Redania and Kaedwen to be raped, pillaged, and utterly ruined just so he could have his shit stained flag and turban around his neck and head.

Remember walking around Northern Temeria, seeing burnt villages, dead men, distraught women and children. The villagers telling stories of Surrendering Temerians being slaughtered by Nilfgaardian cunts.
Now remember walking through Redania, seeing blooming villgers, none being burnt, raped, sacked or pillaged. Roche's gift to the North is a betrayl and allowing the ENTIRE North to get the same treatment as Temeria.

I trusted Roche in W2, but he is a fucking turncoat and traitor who deserves the noose. Whereas the awesome fat cunt Dijkstra, wants to save and UNITE the North, in his ending he enacts the objectively best soloution to strengthen The new Northen EMPIRE into a sustainable unattackable force to be reckoned with, while nilfgaard tears itself apart after Emhyr gets murdered by his own government for being an autist who orchestrated the Mage Hunt in the North. Emhyr has spent years destabilizing the North, funding and supplying Scoi'teal terrorist raids, economically bankrupting the Northern Kingdoms by flooding their war ravaged lands with cheap Nilfgaardian goods. And again, Emhyr orchestrated the Mage Hunt in the North, through the Assassination of many/most Kings in W2. Considering Nilfgaard cunts will always lose against Redania unless Geralt directly helps, now imagine if the entire North fought under a single banner. That is Dijkstra's goal. He is a true patiot. Unlike the treasonous dog Roche who will bow to his new lord like a filthy misbegotten cockroach, who needs to be stamped out.

Main story is good for RPGs.
DLC are as good as you can get in game industry.

Is the northern empire better than the nilfgaardian empire though?

Is Temeria a horrible shithole in the books too? Because that's all it is in the games.

its not shad

Always felt bad because of this game. The story is decent, especially compared to other games nowadays but man is the gameplay fucking boring for me. Couldn't even get far from start in 2 and 3. At the same time i did enjoy and finish the first game.

>Dandelion's sloppy seconds

I would wager no, not exactly

I made a quick map of what the Northern Empire would look like, at least what Dijkstra says and what the ending implies.
From what we know, if Dijkstra were to win, the entire Southern area's of the North have been utterly fucked by war (You can thank Nilfgaard for that)
However, technological wise, the North is on par with Nilfgaard, infact because of Oxfurt being in Redania, perhaps the North is superior to Nilfgaard when it comes to universities. That, and Novrograd is the biggest city in the Witcher World, and that is in the North as well.

Nilfgaard's advantage is that they have divided and conquered most of the known continent, espically the North, before the games took place.

But in time, and because of the destabilisation within Nilfgaard. The Emerging Northern Empire will be on par with Nilfgaard in the North.
Considering how Nilfgaard could NOT beat the North, even after destabilizing the countries economically, funding and supporting the Scoi'tael (they only operate in the North, because Emhyr made promises to them, JUST as he made promises to Roche), and even after killing half of the Monarch's in the North, his armies will still LOSE if Geralt does not interfere. Even Dijkstra has a better mind for military strategy than Emyhr.

Emyhr has spent years and countless money and time trying to break the North, the war in the 3rd game is the 3rd Northern War. Ergo, he lost the first two. (somewhat).


Ergo, The Northern Empire will easily rival Nilfgaard (in the North), but it is not objectively superior, however conquering the North will now be nigh impossible. and possible the Northern Empire may liberate Cintra, the country where Ciri was born from, before it too was conquered by Nilgaard.

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Same Yen sucks in the books too. Based. Every single girl in the game would make better waifu material than Yen. Any single one of them.

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literally women are bi you moron. women are the more attractive sex, the only reason they are attracted to your ugly ass at all is because the species needs it to survive.

Of course, at least they don't use slaves and don't believe in random prophecies.

Triss is hot but she's more childlike and less mature than Yen. Yennefer is for men, Triss is for boys

No not exactly. Witcher 1 takes place right after the 2nd Northern War, which most of it took place in Temeria. So the countryside is still reeling from the aftermath of the war. (Which entails pillaging, rape, conscription, ruining of crops, destruction of villages if they provide resistance etc. Typical Nilfgaard and human behaviour in medieval wars.)

In Witcher 2 we don't see much, and in Witcher 3 the only places we see have been directly caught and been fucked up by the war. However the rest of Temeria, before Nilfgaard fucked with everything, was practically the same as Redania, yet locations such as Velen have always been a shithole for all of eternity.

Again, Emperor Emhyr is to blame for most of the misery and fucked up state the North is in. (which he further fucks with everything as the series goes on, with his Scoi'atael stirring shit, and his assassins backstabbing monarchs etc.)

Djikstra's plan for the north is just turning it into a shittier, bootleg version of Nilfgaard.
Might as well side with Emphyr if you want the North to improve.

based

>Cintra
Fuck Emyhr. Fuck Nilfgaard.

Did Nilfgaard do anything wrong, really?
The North is riddled with corrupt warring states and rife with crime. Emhyr at least has an iron fist against degenerates.

>men aren't allowed to have fun
imagine thinking your preference in women somehow makes you more mature or more of a legitimate adult

>indigo
You mean blue?

I suppose the Nilfgaard are bad if you're a Northern nationalist NPC and care about muh culture. Objectively, it's far superior in every way.

Emhyr started the Mage Genocide in the North, he wants to fuck and impregnate his daugher (ergo, Emhyr wants to fuck Ciri). Nilfgaard want to bring in proper colonists to colonise the North, while turning the Notherners into 2nd class citizens (only REAL Nilfgaardians from inner Nilfgaard are 1st class citizens)
Slaves are used openly and frequently among the Nilfgaardian nobility, and Witcher are banned from entering ANY city owned by Nilfgaard. So I hope your Geralt is fine with that.

god triss is just so ridiculously attractive
I'm convinced she's an actual succubus, I can't blame someone for picking the other girls to avoid that evil

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>Emhyr at least has an iron fist against degenerates.
He himself is a pedo and possibly gay.

Hair is too red, would not fuck.

You... support... lewding Ciri...

She is the daughter figure so you support fathers fucking their own daughters.

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Public school really is ruining civilization.

Does the combat musics vocals only kick in if you're doing good? Doing a death march playthrough and noticing it cuts out if I take damage

No. Indigo is indigo.

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You are probably just too stupid to learn any card game

I refuse to believe this is an in-game scene

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But it looks so legit!

more

That manga was so fucking stupid after the timeskip.

Read the fucking post dummy he explained it.

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3120454#search=Ciri
Also this looks legit but it doesn't mean it is

I mean I'm all for the incest stuff but I'd like to have the build up to it not a u-turn timeskip. That milf Daikichi was originally aiming for deserved better.

Reminder that Ciri also fucks animals.

>implying some commoner pleb has any value next to even a single sorceressesfu

Can't imagine what its like being so fucking degenerate.

Shhh, don't break the illusion

Step aside plebs

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This fucked me up because I assumed I had to remake potions all the time. I still barely use them

Found a longer version

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3091681#search=The_Witcher
It's a mod

so with the SJW craze and all right now, how long
do you think until incest is ok?

>SFM lighting
Ew

>not keira

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why is her ass at the front of her body

>he prefers actually good games

>falling for the obvious muslim bait chick

a cute!

she is far and away the worst girl. There's a power gap between her and the next worse one.

>he wants to fuck and impregnate his daugher

w-why

Why not?

Because that's
A: what ancient Kings and Lords used to do to ensure "pure bloodlines" and
B: Because eugenics being a fucked up thing is a thing since like, the first or second Witcher novels.

Because he self-inserted into a dumb prophecy.

She's hot.
She's got special powers.
The risk of retarded children only starts appearing after 2-3 repeated incestuous generations. Unless both parents carry a defective gene, then it starts in the first one.

There was a trissfag in /wtc/ (God rest their souls) who spammed his own triss and geralt pictures ANYTIME yennnefer was mentioned no matter what it was about. That's the kind of subtle autism I appreciate, despite of course his poor taste.

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shes super tight

diseases which are considered mainstream now and affect millions like cancer , degenerative nerve diseases etc are all product of inbreeding

let that sink in

>All
Not really. In novo mutations are a thing. Gene silencing. Mosaicisms. DNA methylation. Chemical and radioactive toxicity. Assisted reproduction. Bad pregnancy follow-up.

youre all fucking retarded niggers. all the sorceresses in the witcher series should be put to the stake or kept under a boot like in nilfgaard. theyre all conniving, spoiled children

Trissfriend Prime was a legend

Now that's how you make an argument. Good job you insufferable faggot

well ofcourse there are external factors like obvious gamma radiation breaking DNA structures etc
but im taking about shit passed through genes like diabetes thalassemia all that , well not cancer

I only played 3 so I'm sure I'm missing something but the mage girl seems like a bitch; apparently his memory was wiped which is why he was with red girl at some point but she still busts his balls over it?

Isn't he still basically medieval Captain America and can cave in a man's rib cage with a well placed kick? Suicidal or not, going in without a sword against back alley thugs probably isn't going to go down like he's hoping.

You would also get mad if your woman fucked another man for a year or so and then tried to justify it by claiming amnesia, even if it was true.

>that lore text about a succubus living with an old widowed nobleman
>succubi in witcherverse are harmless for the most part and are just extremely horny most of the time
>gives him mind blowing sex every day to the point where she accidentally kills him by fucking him to death
>is genuinely saddened by his death since she actually enjoyed his company between sex sessions
Its not fair, bros. Why can't we have a sex demon gf to enjoy the days with?

I got pretty angry at myself when I found out that the Succubus concoction is one of the most OP ones in the game after I spared all the existing ones in the game.

you can literally find women on this planet, earth, in the real world, who will fuck you like this. my girlfriend isn't a succubus but she definitely has a stronger/bigger sex drive than I do.

>my girlfriend

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>Why the hell would you bring the Kingslayer? It makes no sense!
>Makes perfect sense, actually
>How so?
>Eredin's a king, ain't he?
>...................FUCK YOU
One of the best parts of the game

CARLOS!!!

>he fell for the "women have libido" meme
She's with you for the money

geralt meets up with a chad sorcerer who used to be yennefer's lover, istredd. geralt mocks him after he senses that istredd looks down on witchers. geralt explains that at the end of the day yennefer chose him and he gets to fuck her while istredd doesnt. the sorcerer fires back and tells geralt that he fucked her yesterday. geralt spergs out and challenges the sorcerer to a duel. yennefer leaves geralt so he doesnt try to pursue the duel but he does it anyway. when its finally time to fight each other, geralt finds out that the sorcerer wants to use swords exclusively without magic. geralt realizes that the man is simply suicidal and leaves after telling istredd to kill himself on his own. geralt is equally depressed and just wants to die in some random mugging. he doesnt and eventually carries on with his comfy countryside adventures with dandelion.

the meaning behind this short story is essentially that love is a gift that you have to repay. istredd loved yennefer and had proposed to her, he also offered to help her in her quest to cure her infertility and become a mother. he was clearly the more rational choice but yennefer couldnt repay his love because she loved geralt. geralt on the other has several unresolved complexes and refused to truly love yennefer back and routinely cucked her with other women. they eventually solve these issues and become faithful later in the book series after adopting 8 year old ciri.

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Not in your timeline, no.

Reminder that Ciri, Triss and Yen are all sluts for monster cock.

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>geralt explains that at the end of the day yennefer chose him and he gets to fuck her while istredd doesnt.
literally that one twitter post

literally

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>he doesn't have a girlfriend
shiggy

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>Transsexuals in a game about moral degeneracy
Imagine my shock

Thoughts on the new Gwent faction?

fpbp

>Yen
has the smartass talk and seductive talk that I love. But I will admit, I would bitch slap her during the times she tries to be dominate.
>Triss
Has the red hair, green eyes I used to love. But she just seems clingy manipulative. Similar bossy goals as Yen, but tries to act more sweet and innocent about it.
>Ciri
fucking odd since whole time she is basically muh kid. She is the only one of the main girls that I would drink a beer with and have fun.

I just wanna fug saskia

Ciri does seem like she would be total bro-tier

yenn is best waifu

>using epic old memes
Based

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I prefer your dad.

mfw Roche attempts to sell Temeria to Nilfgard

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theres tons of payoff for people who are familiar with the franchise but the last third act of the main story is rushed and its pretty apparent. there are some out of character decisions, like djikstra (a very intelligent and sneaky character) attempting a violent coup, and the final boss was never fleshed out as they had to cut a quest where you infiltrate his troopa. as it is, he only has like 5 generic lines and never mentions the relevant backstory from the books which acts as his motivation. the rest of the writing is great, almost every side quest is interesting and the dlc, hearts of stone, is genuinely my favorite videogame storyline. theres a lot of great moral dilemmas and the far reaching consequences are generally surprising but reasonable and logical.

>using c tier viral marketing to get people to talk about your shitty polish jankfest
imagine my shock

Meh Rad ending is better

it's cause I'm old. but thank you.

Imagine
TFW it does Fail without sarkiassain

>rates """""Keira"""""

...he doesn't know, does he?

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there was that Skellige duelist tho

Wiitcher 3 a great story and gameplay broken by Dreadful combat roll on floor button spamming/batman tier shit

2077
has super easy combat, lock on ammo an bionic perks,

Do they Ever fecking Learn ?


same goes for Outer worlds gameplay ,
Fab FALLOUT NV Devs
drops it to console shit easy combat

I appreciate how much of a footfags CDPR is

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Its a Zoomer =ADHD /autist thing .RDR2 combat Had to be so super easy too.Its all BR instant grats ftw for gamers now .

They're not looking for depth, they're looking to get people addicted. Just look at warframe or Fortnite. No depth, everybody's hopelessly addicted. The gaming industry will fail if it continues to prioritize microtransactions.

The alternative is Kingdom come and that combat got really tedious.

the Gaming industry has Fallen , only indie gamemakers will revive it , zoomers dont care as you point out , sad really .
>Gitgud
But seriously , I dont think we will Ever see Real Indepth Gaming again.

>indie games
Indie game are already gong in the trash. They're going down the same path as AAA companies 5 times as fast. You're a fool if you're falling for crowd funding

You get to fuck her in the story book world

>Isn't he still basically medieval Captain America
Not in the books. All it takes for him to get murdered is a bunch of angry peasants with pitchforks. There are also a good number of characters who can straight up dominate him in a fight, and they aren't even witchers.

no Indiga is BLUE

wrong pair of sisters, dude

*Chair clattering*
FUCK

Geralt and Yen both fuck around, but I honestly never knew or learned enough about Triss to know if she does the same. All I really know is that she borderline rapes Geralt and manipulates him all the time.
Not in the manga, but at the end of the anime, she proclaims that she will someday marry her new dad.

Are you retarded? Yennefer actually fuckin cheated on Yen in the books.

>Yennefer actually fuckin cheated on Yen in the books.
do what now

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Shit, I meant on Geralt obviously.

I think he means that Yen cheated on Geralt? But Yennefer and Geralt go around fucking other people all of the time, it's part of what makes their relationship weird but romantic, so I don't see what the big deal is.

know what?

>romantic
There isn't anything romantic about used goods.

Have you literally met any women in your lives? It is certainly not true they are all bi

God the entire dlc drops off a fucking cliff as soon as you find her sister

>But Yennefer and Geralt go around fucking other people all of the time
No, they don't. When she cheated on him it ended the relationship for 10 years.

I'm laffin real hard at all of this "all women are bi" and "used goods" stuff, I'm not sure any of these dudes have been within sniffing distance of a woman.

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Well before that point in the books Geralt never seems to really cheat on her. He had sex with other women, but it was while they had a break up. Yennefer on the hand actually cheated on him while they were in a relationship. In fact now that I think of it he never actually cheated on her in the books later on as well. It's really only in one of the games that you can have Geralt consciously cheating on her.

Yen is such a slut that she somehow manages to cheat on herself, duh

They drank too much of the koolaid

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So all of the sidemeat you get, and the off-hand comment(s) Yen makes about seeing other men in the games is non-canon is what you're saying.

no, most girls are yen. Act bossy and dominate but you just have to slap a hoe and dominate them. They act what they want, not what they are.

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Of course.

Do people generally count the game and book canons separately?

The author of the books does until cdpr pays more.