Imagine wanting to fuck some stupid twink who will lose his charm in a couple years instead of breeding this fine piece of Hylian royalty every day until your balls were dry
Imagine wanting to fuck some stupid twink who will lose his charm in a couple years instead of breeding this fine piece...
Samuel Mitchell
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Connor Price
She smells like she spent 100 years crammed in a pig's ass.
Christian Diaz
based sexy zelda poster
Zachary Garcia
Zelda pleases old pigs for money.
Matthew Bennett
Is this a Teh-Dave ripoff artist?
Leo Brown
>wanting a "fine piece of royalty" who's been shriveling for 100 years
>not going for the twink who's been perfectly preserved and still possesses their youthful elasticity
Luke Baker
girls age like milk though
especially hylian dogs
Zachary Taylor
cute boy penis > whatever you faggots try to argue
Ian Cruz
Link is a weak nu-male. Ganondorf is a real man.
Adam Morgan
TP Link would've split BotW Zelda's ass in two. BotW Link canonically has no dick.
Hudson Martinez
based
Levi Moore
I already like BoTW for btfo of faggots with great new artwork like this. Stay mad mentally ill scum
Jayden Robinson
D:
Thomas Adams
I'll stick with link
Samuel Brooks
Triples of truth.
Jonathan Thomas
>zelda in gerudo outfit
why have I never realized how much I wanted this
Easton Edwards
SEETHNG Gerudo virgin, no male of any species will ever care about you
Jackson Walker
>Ugliest iteration of zelda ever
>Rotting in a castle for a century
Meanwhile botw link is handsome as fuck and was kept in perfect condition.
Aaron Lewis
>hylian boys line up for gerudo mommies
Xavier Parker
>handsome
He's cute, built for bottoming. A handsome Link would be TP or even OoT. Also ugliest Zelda is OoT I'm sorry but she just got better every iteration after
Gabriel Collins
Cut your hair bitch, then we'll talk.
Camden Flores
He can be both
Evan Russell
i want to fuck, kiss, cuddle, hug, love, and marry BOTH and NONE of you queerosexuals can stop me!
haha imagine. imagine cleaning her body with your tongue, what would she taste like? haha
Nathan Ross
You're a flighty fencesitting degenerate that neither homos nor heteros want around them but you're 100% correct all the same and anyone who wouldnt is a fag in denial
Julian Phillips
Link is the better choice.
Sebastian Perry
imagine wanting to fuck some stupid thot princess who never had any charm instead of breeding this fine piece of Zora royalty every day until your balls were dry
Adrian Watson
You'd smell like fish 24/7
Daniel Thompson
Actual fish don't smell like grocery store fish
Aiden Martinez
David Morris
t.fish fucker
Henry Gomez
i want both
Zachary Young
I would fuck this fish, yes
Wyatt Flores
PUFFY CLOACA
Liam Peterson
Why are belly piercings so good, bros?
Leo Stewart
I want to fuck Link while he's balls deep inside Zelda
BotW Link was made for MMF threesomes
Adrian Sanchez
canonically speaking zora mate while swimming downstream in a cold river. Out of water a female zora's cloaca isn't lubricated well enough for human males to find it pleasurable, it's too leathery. Also humans can't produce off spring with zora, but if they could the children would commit suicide. Only thing people find cute about mipha is the degree to which she looks humanoid and the over sized eyes.
Noah Adams
post your sources if it's canon. She's less humanoid looking than Ruto
Aiden Rogers
>not wanting to be the middle of a hylian sandwich with zelda pegging you
Asher Phillips
High iq post
Adam Evans
based and WMAF-... I mean WMFF pilled
Andrew Anderson
Evan Walker
Zora women don't need large volumes of makeup to look attractive unlike most asian women so it's a poor comparison
Ryder Rivera
But I want them to fuck each other.
Kayden Adams
Shut up, Sidon
Ryan Gray
Brody Cox
more feet please.
Landon Phillips
I'm about an hour into BoTW
When does it get fun
Caleb White
i dont want to fuck men as im not into that sorta thing, thats for zelda fans.
though that girl seems viable i guess, solid 7 material
Ian Phillips
you'll want to kill yourself when you meet that cringey character, if you're not having fun now then save yourself from bumping into the cringey big headed loli.
Leo Davis
If you got a glider and still aren't enjoying yourself, then never. Maybe find and kill a boss (bosses are their own dungoens) before quitting for good, but for most people enjoyment peaks at around 1 h mark, stays there for about 6-10 hours, then plummets. If you aren't enjoying this part, chances are you won't like the rest of it either. BotW is not a slow-starting game.
Caleb Jones
UUUHHHGGGOD WOMEN IN DESERT DANCER CLOTHS/ SCANTILY CLAD JEWLERY IS MY FETISH!
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE A TAG ANYWHERE?!
Owen Myers
Why does fanart always ignore her massive forehead or Downs Syndrome eyes?
Xavier Williams
Not sure whether your image or your post is more cringe desu
Carson Green
whatever fag idc
Samuel Allen
Because then that would be the only tag that gained traffic
Nathan Gray
:D
Dominic Martinez
Jeremiah King
made for big human cock
Jackson Cox
Link has no dick tho
Easton Peterson
I've just been exploring shit, should I bother with the main questline? I've been doing this for about 25 hours.
Nicholas Taylor
Link is ____
Adam Morris
At least she can support herself with that, gay men will do it for free and pay you in STDs.
Zachary Morgan
Go at your own pace, the game was designed around it.
Lincoln King
Of course Link has a dick, he just has a more inviting anus
Nolan Sanchez
>tfw no twink bf
>tfw no princess gf
:(
Nolan Carter
I really dislike how popular my favorite princess became, now she's the target of degenerate faggots like all of you.
Can you please keep her pure and go drool over that squareenix slut or something?
Logan Taylor
for Zelda
Connor Jenkins
Zelda has been mainstream hot since TP
Anthony Peterson
Henry Brown
It is pretty cringy, v is the cringiest board along with pol and anime.
Henry Watson
Charles Reyes
my waifu Ashei remains pure.
Bentley Smith
BotW Zelda isn't popular. Her ass is.
Charles Williams
>Zelda ass is so good that Linktwink author is forced to make Link+Zelda doujin
The power of the ass is truly breathtaking
Eli Torres
have sex
Josiah Bailey
You first, fag
Jackson Allen
do shrines and explore a bit
it's not that great of a game but it's not bad or anything
Christopher Reed
Do you have the going into games machine?
Nathan Green
Jeremiah Howard
Zelda ate Ganondorf's smegma
Hudson James
Reminder that Iahfy goes to bed every night just wanting a swole brown girl to pound her into the mattress with a strap-on.
Easton Robinson
A man of culture
Jayden Roberts
>fine piece of Hylian royalty
BOTW Zelda looks nothing like that though, save for the ugly hair and eyebrows. Link makes a prettier girl than her.
Cameron Turner
>lostonezero
based
>no face veil for zelda
rubbish
Jace Cox
TP Zelda is the least popular Zelda though
Logan Kelly
If you don't want both of them you're gay
Jason Butler
Part 2 when?
Logan Campbell
gonna need proof of claim boi. i'm highly doubting.
Alexander Rivera
How did Nintendo even make a Loli Grandma?
Carson Green
>be nerd sibling to impa
>research lots
>make deaging laser/cream
>deages too much
>embrace youth culture
pretty easy I guess.
William Brown
Wyatt Jackson
Magnificent
Nolan Barnes
God I fucking love slutty outfits
Josiah Edwards
Isaac Perry
Arabian_clothes, harem_outfit, dancer, lots_of_jewelry+revealing_clothes (can replace lots_of_jewelry with just jewelry or vambraces)
Camden Collins
>zelda in garudo outfit
Chase Carter
I love slutty clothes so much I had to commission stuff of that of my own ERP character
William Anderson
ahh yes it's best girl time
Thomas Moore
Mind sharing?
Ryder Hill
Give me the sexy red female fish and you have a deal, especially with the ass.
Adam Martin
Elven girls age very slow. Literally when she will start aging, you will be already so fucking old you won't even give a single fuck about that if not dead yet.
Brody Garcia
Hylians are not elves.
The very existence of OOT shows us that they age like normal humans.
BotW Link and Zelda were just special cases.
Robert Ortiz
:D
Xavier Parker
absolutely worth
Chase Parker
Me on the left.
Oliver Sanchez
cant wait to fuck things up as zelda
Joshua Long
>Caring at all about Hylian women in a setting where Gerudo exist
Laughable.
Christian Nelson
Why not both?
Nolan Morgan
>that doujin where he tries to sneak into the Gerudo village and gets futa'd and loves it and stays
Connor Davis
Riju > Paya > Mipha > Urbosa > Purah > Zelda
Leo Scott
I’d swap Purah and Paya but otherwise good list.
Mason Morales
The fact that Link is 2d and will never age. Of course he btfo's Zelda's smelly ass
Bentley Thomas
Is this a fuckin' meme? Everyone knows that women age like shit compared to men. We have Keanu Reeves and Kojima. What do they have? Nothing, because the moment they hit 30 they start crumbling into dust.
Jace Williams
Zelda has one more hole to fuck than Link which makes her superior
John Stewart
But by fucking both of them, you have Zelda's one extra hole plus all of Link's holes as well.
Daniel Cruz
Are you nuts. I'd take both. I'd fuck both. I'd impregnate Zelda and fuck link on the side when she gets too big.
And when the baby is born I'd make link take care of it while I go out and fuck Zelda even more.
Kevin Green
that's a good one
Leo Flores
Yeah but I only got one dick anyway
And Zelda’s got tits
Joseph Stewart
Woah. Zelda looks like THAT?!!
Lucas Richardson
>And Zelda’s got tits
No evidence of this has been seen
Hunter Jackson
It's spelt fucking GERUDO not GARUDO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nicholas Clark
>I really hate how popular zelda has become
Are you fucking retarded?
Juan Powell
The only right choice.
Imagine going from Link’s asshole, to Zelda’s mouth
Brody Nguyen
The only attractive Gerudo is Riju and I think she’s a mutant. And before someone says
>it’s just because she’s young
you see plenty of other Gerudo children and they’re even uglier than the adults. Urbosa is tolerable too but she does have very sharp traditional Gerudo features.
John Rodriguez
>mutant
She’s royalty, the royal line probably has a history of breeding only with attractive Hylians. Meanwhile the general population fucks anything with a dick.
David Martinez
I don't know if you're still around user, but sure. Here is some exhibitionist stuff. It is NSFW AND she is a Futa. If you don't like futa, then that is my warning. imgur.com
Dylan Collins
That's a tranny you lying fuck, kill yourself.
Jayden Bell
Let me know when you find trannies who look like that IRL
Luke Hernandez
post more zeldas you faggots
Evan Martinez
It just doesn't look right when it's not Link wearing that.
Juan Stewart
I don't care about your shit taste, faggot.
Kayden Fisher
Question.
Would you prefer to stay a virgin or fuck loads of fugly horny Gerudos?
Zachary Carter
Austin Wood
My cock smells like it spent 100 years crammed in your mom's cunt.
Carter Roberts
>MBO
>MBU
what are they trying to convey?
Logan Walker
OH FUCK MELEE BRAWL ULTIMATE
Robert Cook
Literally look at the OP
Connor Nelson
Based "I fucked your mom" poster
Jaxon Long
Skyward Zelda is best Zelda
Bentley Johnson
If I live with/near the Zoras then who cares?
gotta get that fish puss
Brandon Gonzalez
you seem to be confused, it's women who lose their charm with age
males, properly maintained, go from fresh-faced boys to strapping young men to handsome middle aged men to charming dandies in their later years. you can respect and even be in awe of a man in his 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s. women you just kind of feel bad for. sure, you come for the pretty boy, but stay for the growing old together
Connor Roberts
Lucas Moore
Why the fuck are femboys so hard to find even as one