SGDQ 2019 Ryo Edition

>tfw saw Dist back in the days he still said faggot on stream to now
Feels weird.

>all these laughable animations

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Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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why is this game so easy bros

Devilman was so fucking stupid

i really enjoyed the part about cheating in touhou games

any cute feet?

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>PC
>GAMING

nice

No.

Why would you buy a fucking book in 2019? If Omnigamer actually cared he'd just make a webpage for the info.

If someone is gating their shit behind a book they just want the cash.

>PC gaming

>silky smooth 12 fps on a game with PS1 graphics

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That boss has a puke attack?
Literally never seen it.

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name your favorite dark souls game

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nice PC

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The announcer has a cute voice ngl

"good" job Fromsoft B-team

Wake me up when something interesting is happening, DaS2 just has the lamest boss fights.

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This lag!

china numba wan!!!

>playing it on a toaster

What is it about this game that makes it have so much more SOUL than 1 and 3?

* HUFFING INTO THE MICROPHONE INTENSIFIES *

wow... so this is the power of... pc gaming...

OH NO NO NO

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

Why is this game considered the worst in the series?

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The runner is pretty fantastic at executing/explaining the tech but man does he sound like he hates his life and doesn't to be there.

>He hasn't played Dark Souls 2

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PCKEKS OH NO NO NO

THE POWER OF PC GAMING

So this is the power of PC..

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>Runners mods are fucking up the game

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Windows 10 update incoming

>SHOUT OUT TO THE TECH CREW

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How bad of a PC is this that it can't run DS2 at 30 FPS at least? It has to be literally worse than the PS2.

Shoutouts to the awesome tech crew

>PC """"GAMING"""""

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No such thing, user.

SHUT IT DOWN

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F

DS2... what a game...

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>GDQ computers

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God i forgot how awful the early game of dks2 is
But seeing this makes me want to play a souls game again.

SHOUT OUTS

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>menu stops the game from lagging
LOOOOOL

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BROS WHY IS MY PENTIUM NOT RUNNING DS2

damn dark souls 2 LOOKS LIKE THAT!?

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Does GDQ make people play on their PC's? This happened to Dark Souls 3 last year?

You'd think with all these (((donations))) they could afford real clip-on microphones instead of gaymur headsets

Shout out to the tech team
setting up speedruns on random 8 year old desktops they got from their mom

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken // Glover // TRAG
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL // Last Action Hero // Nex Machina
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3 // Nuclear Throne // Starcraft
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Furi // Command & Conquer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal // Splatterhouse // Sylvester & Tweety // Clustertruck
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy // Boogerman // Lethal League Blaze
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage // Castlevania DOS
ZZZ: Borderlands 2 // Zelda: Link Between Worlds
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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OH BOY HE FUMING
LOOK AT HIS BREATHING

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Geforce 760

>ds2 is the best souls ga.....

>you can run this game on a toaster
Apparently not.

Its just a great game bro

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retard

No u

Imagine playing games on PC

This is so fucking boring

Are there any good runs I could go back and watch?

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Holy fucking Christ

>1k+ pc

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...

This is infuriating to watch. Why do they all repeat the same dumbass jokes for years in a row? Why does the donation whore keep talking outside of reading donations?

If you think speedrunning takes skill check this out
youtu.be/681aGShNyB8

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Obviously Devilman, Fist of the North Star and the Megami Tensei games all come out of the same apocalyptic fiction era of Japan.
Is there are any other pieces of media that fall under this category?

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If you can run this on a toaster, what the fuck is GDQ using?

>dark souls speedruns

Can we stop doing this?

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>dark shit 2

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IT'S A FUCKING DISASTER

>Shoutouts to the tech crew

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Good

Translator's note: SOUL means "garbage"

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get dabbed on

LMAO

That's clearly the game's fault.

PFWAHAHAHA

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based gdq rig rejecting the b-team embarrassment

CONSOLECHADS REPORT IN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>barbsouls
Were they named after Barbara Chandler?

titanfall 2

What a cuck

holy kek

>PC MASTER RA-

Is that a girl or a tranny

THE STATE OF THE B-TEAM

That is so untrue that I got to run DS1 with no problems at all but needed to buy a new GPU for DS, I had lots of problems running that shit of game

Not the first time Dark Souls had technical problems at a marathon. Such a shitty half-assed rehash series.

>I want everything for free
Of course he's looking to get paid, but it's an extremely niche book. If he wanted to get loaded with it he'd just make some lesbian transtrenderqueer werevampire young adult novel

Also this game looks like Virtual Hydlide, framerate and all

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>watched Divekick live yesterday
>thought it was fucking awful, piss poor humor and something that was hardly even a speedrun
>it's somehow S Tier according to Yea Forums
I didn't watch Metroid Prime 2 but if you faggots considered Divekick an S Tier run then shit like Metroid Prime 2 better have the runner literally vomit and shitting live on stage

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>Dark Souls run
>Blunders everywhere
I can't believe this

A candle and a raspberry pi.

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Seriously how do they STILL fuck up with PCs? This happens every fucking year at GDQ it's ridiculous. what the fuck are they running this on

PCs are only good for shooting games

Does this girl have lewds?

>consolefags laughing at FPS drops
kek

I don't remember this area, what the fuck is this? Is it in Sotfs?

>Does GDQ make people play on their PC's?
Yes the runners have to bring their own equipment, except for the monitor or TV

>be me
>be marine invading Okinawa in 1945
>accidently fall asleep in foxhole while it's my turn to keep watch
>wake up and see this
what do

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I think he was just freaking the fuck out because his speedrunning ambitions were being raped in front of 140k people

>the runner literally vomit and shitting live on stage
That would have improved the run exponentially.

it's dlc so yes it is

fuck that place where runner is now.

i literally cannot get over how bad this game looks. how did they do it?

thems some boney shoulders

goddamn even that PC doesn't want to play DaS2

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I'm going to jerk off to traps on /gif/ and no one can stop me.

is that the girl on the couch?

you mather is comfort woman liem Bitch

Ds2 has many flaws, but its as light as a feather. Unpatched PTD generally runs worse than DS2

It will be a long run so drink plenty of water and stretch your muscles periodically anons!

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How many runs has she had done on her?

god

This is it bros. I finally see that pc gaming is an inferior experience. I'm going back to consoles.

It butchered one of Dark Souls 1's most praised aspects, which was level connectivity that made sense. Many boss rehashes (more than DkS1), generally fugly environments, Adaptability is a dumb as fuck stat, plenty other reasons. Another big one was the dumb notion of it being the "B-team" Dark Souls, i.e not made by Miyazaki and the core DkS team.

Kill yourself.

It got a bump in ratings because it came down to the wire which is always what you want to see with a race.

It was a garbage run, especially coming off of prime 1. Legit trannies make the game horrific to watch.

Bad couch, bad prep, bad execution, bad everything.

>these donation comments
jesus dark souls really brings out the redditors

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Just want to make sure, that you guys know that i spend the last couple of days with the girl in the nasa shirt.
You Incels complain about games.
Get out of your basment, you are pathetic

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>*huffs*
>*smacks lips*
>*clicks tongue*
How much do I need to (((donate))) to get this man a real mic instead of these call of duty headphones?

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Based. Now I want to donate to them

A runner suddenly vomiting on stream makes any run SSS tier.

Guys my PS4 is dropping frames. How many times do I have to restart my games to get it to 60 FPS???

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based

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No they don't bring their own PC I'm fairly sure.

wikifeet.com

Seriously why does she think everyone wants to hear her gasping and laughing?

probably overheating. did you try de-roaching it?

Has there been a SINGLE soulsborne run at GDQ that wasn't absolutely beefed by something
I'm getting flashbacks to that bonus bloodborne run where we got some ADHD fortnite guy who fucked the run and couldn't stop verbal diarrheaing

dks2 females had manshoulders wider than my ass

What is that?

Does Chris have a scar down there after it healed?

I'll keep my basement if that's what's waiting outside.

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dilate

Not gonna lie I would

>bragging about picking up girls at a speedrunning event

Pathetic

overall poor quality, lazy design, lack of direction, baffling changes to core mechanics for the worst. Feels like a user-made mod rather than a souls game.

Shoutout to all my fellow kiwi farms bros!

plebs don't get it

I'm pretty sure there was a recent DS1 run that didn't get hosed by a stupid mistake that cost a ton of time. But the run itself was unremarkable.

So is elden rings going to be
Unfinished like souls 3
B-team like 2
Or actually good like BB or 1?

You nasty fuck

Nice pussy Chris-Chan!!!

>literally just the male model with tits
b team

Zeus? Zeus was a good streamer. It couldn't have been him.

user, have some standards, please.

Nah they don't. Distortion spedrun this to completion in his hotel to practice just before this.

it's confirmed B team.

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stop

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>Implying

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so this is dark souls combat so deep so complex

>unfinished like souls 3
>somehow implying souls 1 is not the most unfinished of all

that's gdq for you

You the one who gave her the herpes on her face?

>OOOOORNSTIEN!!!!
>I REMEMBER DARK SOULS 1

Is this Edomeme announcing?

Does she have herpes on her face?

Best Team like 2

Stupid like a fox!

kappa

But does she have a penis?

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No.

>"praise the sun!"

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>Zeus? Zeus was a good streamer. It couldn't have been him.
>chokes and overests
>Chokes to the one reborn at both summer 2018 and Awesome 2019

I wonder what her navy gravy tastes like
I wanna sleurp it

that is fucking disgusting

I bet she does a lot of speedruns.

kiwifarms.net/threads/speedrun-event-general-agdq-up.27327/

>Omega-level retard on Twitch chat asking "how is Dark Souls different from Skyrim?"
I don't particularly like either game but if that was bait, he got me pretty good.

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soulsniggers always whine and cry that you're "cheating yourself" when you don't gimp yourself

So how does the fucking "tech crew" fuck this up every time? Are their machines just overheating or something.

honest question why do people find this attractive in any way

Fuck off

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it's a "praise the sun" episode

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>saying this shit about 2 instead of 3

jesus christ user at least 2 allows you to choose different paths, 3 is literally a hallway simulator.

Then what the fuck is A-team doing

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Who is it?
She's just as fucking unbearable

Pic related is unironically my face right now...
I almost puked...

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Yeah Zeus, that autist spent 2 years speedrunning bb every day 8 hours a day and he couldn't even approach the WR.
He is legit bad at bloodborne.

imagine larping about doing this
imagine actually even doing this

Dark Souls is basically a third person clunky Bethesda game

>falling for twitch pasta
So this is the power of nintenbros...

unfinished and it still manages to be the best

>1:19 of Chris-chan jiggling an open wound

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You don't have to cry. Take a shower once a day, loose 100 puns and girls might start talking to you.

Is that the cunt that jinxes shit now?

oldschool Fromsoft SOUL
Shadow Tower 1 and 2 and all the King's Field games are ugly as fuck.

Should be listed on the schedule if I'm not mistaken.

Dark Souls 2 is more of a Dark Souls sequel than Souls Bourne 3.
You can disagree but you're a faggot moron larper that was 7 years old when DeS came out.

i still don't understand the love for Go Nagai.

kek

sekiro. elden ring and sekiro we're in development simultaneously with miyazaki splitting his time between both projects. he said development began shortly after they finished the DS3 dlc.

Fuck off, retard.

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>knowing about twitch pasta
Fuck off back there.

Dark souls 2 is the more gamey out of the souls games

>all these minute details to DaS2

How did Dark Souls 3 manage to be completely soulless after this?

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Wait for the invisible manticore boss, he's been fucking it up hard recently so it'll be funny to see if he panics or not on stage.

Both openworld fantasy hack and slash rpgs. The big difference is skyrim is in first person. They aren't really that different.

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He asked why 2 was hated. That is why. Dark Souls 3 is a mess also, the world connectivity is only good in DkS1, BB and Sekiro. Though Sekiro feels pants on head retarded at times, too.

>ds2

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Chris doesn't still have that wound does he?

I don't know if it's pasta or not but it sure reads like one, it's bait either way.

>skyrim is in first person
You can zoom out.

>ds3 dlc was shit
>B-team DLC
>A-team was doing sekiro

o no

You talking about the UK grime music devilman?

Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

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Guy in the middle has gyno tits.

I'd rather boom in.

>Brushing your teeth is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

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>all the retard memers started with DS2

It makes so much sense.

It was meant to be. DS3 takes place at end of time basically. Everything is dead.

That shirt
Wtf

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Quick Yea Forums what are your pronouns?

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Because DS3 went full pandering. It had no real identity of its own because they were trying to win back soulsfags with all the HEY LOOK AT THIS REFERENCE FROM DS1 bullshit

You hide the Twitch chat right Yea Forums?

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hard cringe

>girl

girl on right looks very familiar

Mainstream success of Mazinger Z, which if it wasn't for his editor would have been filled with monster on robot rape, and overall horny teenagers worshiping the egregious amount of sex and rape in his manga
Funny though, how when he dropped the edgy rape bullshit and just focused on Ecchi, it turned out rather pleasent, see Kekko Kamen, which even that couldn't escape from the "young girls gets sexually abused" shit he was obsessed with.

>Sekiro
>A-team

LOL

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>I don't think there is a souls game where pyromancies are overpowered

i love thighs and legs. i'm pretty sure it's not uncommon.

this is why I never trust anyone who claims to have a very high IQ

It's jank kino.

It's pretty good. Omnigamer's a genuine dude and you can just ask him on his twitter and he'll probably tell you all the same shit, it's just all compiled with graphs and shit in the book. It's not actually out yet for general consumers, but he sold copies at this SGDQ, and a few other events he went to.

If you're not interested in interviews, and the history or speedrunning, or, as the latter half tiringly details, glitch hunting and run routing, it might not be for you though. It's more "How did the runs evolve to this" as opposed to "wow look at these cool runs".

>thinking you need IQ to be rich
Clearly that IQ isn't working very well.

get reeled m8

I'm watching with streamlink+mpv

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brushing your teeth is a scam. just don't eat/drink sugary bullshit. also eating boogies is redpilled

nah sometimes it's good. does anyone really focus on the run? im here for the memes

>suddenly all these high donations coming in

>There really wasn't a game where Pyromancy was OP
He... Hes joking right?

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Not everyone is gay

Sekiro doesn't have a good interconnected world. Is it better than 2 and 3? Arguably yes but those stupid ninja door teleporters are dumb as fucking balls and don't serve as much more than teleports between areas with important characters. The actual world is still inferior to DS1 by a long shot.

>tfw first game got everything right and it's never been replicated or replaced as the best

damn I want a straight DS1 sequel with some minor mechanical upgrades from DS2

Y-yeah, why wouldn't I? ......

I really really really like Bloodborne and Sekiro, but I find Dark Souls very boring

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>brushing your teeth is a scam.
Post your teeth, goose

>ripping on scholar
based

i miss it, bros. the room, the chat, the atmosphere... ;_;

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Yes because money = quality, dumb console nigger

I was thinking more these days, where people try to act like anything he made holds up.

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got any feet ones

Just go out once a week, your life is going to change
Just don't be fat and you can get a qt like me.

B team isn't that bad. DS2's dlc is very good and the reason the base game is the way it is was because they had to scrap and rewrite things because of time constraints.

Mere (((coincidence))).

>getting worked by online chat

i had a gf that looked exactly like the girl on the left can't recommend it

she got a dick?

let's do this

Having a high IQ is literally a disability. Retarded people like trump are actually more successful because "smart" people are autistic, unlikeable and spend all their time overthinking shit instead of DOING it.

Lol, all these smelly plebs being filtered by god-tier DS2, the best Souls game by a very very wide margin.

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wow a septum piercing, get an aids test when you get back home

>This guy literally dumping some random whore's instagram

Nice job jannies!

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>several people on this planet that did no hit runs on all souls games
>invite the shitter who gets hit during bonelords
amazing

I think it's just holdover and the fact that people automatically think "influential = good and has held up" and again, horny teenagers, never underestimate their power to shift opinions

She is hung, she would top you

People who use IQ as some sort of metric to boast their superiority are retarded. IQ is about problem solving. To succeed in life one needs to be street smart and have social skills. IQ is literally meaningless.

What an adorable little slut

holy shit she legit looks like shrek. someone superimposed shrek onto there their facial features fit perfectly

me too

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How mainstream can something become before it loses it's soul?

JESTER THOMAS
>JESTER THOMAS
JESTER THOMAS
>JESTER THOMAS
JESTER THOMAS
>JESTER THOMAS
JESTER THOMAS

Orange man bad

>Having a high IQ is literally a disability.

The average billionaire has an IQ of 150. What the fuck are you smoking?

OH yeah that was his name
No, I thought he was awful to listen to, he really needed a couch to back him up
the entire run was "Whats up youtube" type of speech, he never gave it a rest even when he obviously had nothing to say and obviously needed to concentrate
I don't watch twitch but it sounds like he "commentates" like that because he's trying to appeal to ADHD fortnite kids by rambling on and on in an enthusiastic voice while not actually saying anything valuable or interesting, I don't see how a normal person wouldn't find that shit not grating as fuck after a few minutes

average DS2 player

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but they didn't do it fast

>Retarded people
Confident people, user. I know you don't like him but the reason he and others are successful is confidence more than anything else.

This.

at least she was born a girl, tranny

Yea, its 99.9% spam anyway. There should be blocker or something for that shit

Except those are shitty thighs and legs. theres no muscle, no fat, no curves. just straight lines that feel shitty to grab.

THESE are thighs and legs homie

yea guys that like actual figures on girls aint gay, you are my friend

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very true

I love its gamey feel tbqfh

Mandy's feet are kino

I missed the ALBW run, how was it?

>just had to donate

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please don't :(

Peepin' that semen dribble

>The average billionaire has an IQ of 150
Really? Interesting stat if true, genuinely curious. I'm low iq as fuck myself.

>street smart

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this couch is pretty fuckin zzzz

Wow these threads suck dick harder than a 10 year old in Taiwan.

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twitch chat becomes unusable when it has 1k viewers

WTF did he hammer his dickhead??

wow this pc is fucking trash

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

Is that supposed to represent the size of his hitbox?

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CHING CHONG

>PC GAMING
OH NONONO!!!

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the power of alienware

That's some platform you got there PC gamers.

>PC GAMING

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is this a memory issue or what?

He's starting to seethe, this run might hit SSS tier soon

damn those some long toes

stpeach is next level

YIKES

>GDQ in charge of computers

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>The state of PC gaymen

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>pc
its game.

Seriously though
Why willingly give money to (((Doctors without borders)))

CURSED RUN

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The mustard race everybody

THE POWER OF PC GAMING

>PC trying to kill itself so it doesn't have to run Dark Souls 2
can't make this shit up

WHEN IN DOUBT PULL OUT

BEST NPC IN THE GAME

DARK SOULS 2 FAGS BTFOOOOOO

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HOLY SHIT STOP HIDING THE GAME YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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here's the reply you whored yourself out for

>isnt running a console or indie game for once
>starts fucking up
PC
GAYMIN

>ps3 runs ds2 better than pc

>PC

GET FUCKED DARK SOULS FAGGOT

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just dark souls 2 being shit.

Imagine being born a woman but having the body of a skeleton, that fashion sense, and that nose.

100% that girl is sex obsessed and probably cheats on him. Don't trust women who are obsessed with sex, and I don't mean you need to date a wet fish who hates it. There is a clear difference between a healthy sexual libido and someone who is constantly sex crazed.

Why does an event that earns millions multiple times a year have bad computers?

Genuinely curious what happened here
Lolll

they're just giving the audience an authentic console experience

So it's going to happen every 15 minutes or so? Memory leak? Something?

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>silky smooth 10 frames
PC GAMING

kys chat mark.

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So...THIS...is the power of PC...
Shitposting aside, what the fuck man?

PC Gaming is so terrible, you deserve epic games store

is sotfs more stable than vanilla dks2?

GPU power save kicking in.

So this.....is the power.....of pc gaming.....woah......

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>you died

kill this run

So this run is F tier right

this run is scuffed

Shit yeah, Dist is known for being a fucking raging faggot.

seethe tranny

Top kek

CHOKE
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Where does that fucking toe end?

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Can just add /^$/ to your filter

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Why risk playing this game on pc when its literally on every console

Indeed

You ever seen ajvie or w/e her name is

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this dude is garbage
YOU DIED NIGGA

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those toes

This screams incel

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>two more hours of this

Ordering a PS4 as of right now.

gdq can't afford PCs that can run shitty games from 4 years ago, all that money has to go towards mike's yacht fund

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Rate couch commentary left to right
>oh no
>haha
>that's good

Anyone?

power save? wtf why would they leave that enabled is this not the runners PC?

How are you guys holding up without Fireden?

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I just got back. Has the entire run been this bad?

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I don't remember a DS2 run that wasn't shit

>consolefags laughing at the console experience

...

significantly. sotfs is basically dks2+ the original game has assloads of bugs which is what they use for speedrunning though.

speed run or just a run of the game in general?

Holy shit, upload the punch out run to youtube already, you fucking hacks, it's the only good thing about this god forsaken event.

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girls with long toes skeeve me out, i know it isnt their fault but its just weird

>IF I CAN INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT
>Just says amount without waiting for a response

yuki.la phaggot

PC MONSTER RACING

Name a better Soulsborne enemy

You can't

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he bad engrish

speedrun on gdq

>dyed hair
[puking noises]

>post yfw this run

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>AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhh

i thought asians were good at math

*stab* *stab* *stab* boss dead wow

this fag on the couch is really annoying.
The one at ESA Winter went well If I recall.

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no but now i'm fapping

Who the fuck knows?
This is why PCgamers don't share PCs, each configuration has its own quirks that you have to deal with, no exceptions
Trying to do a time sensitive thing like this on some stranger's computer is a bad idea, they should stick to consoles unless the runners bring their own computers

Don't worry. She wouldn't give you the time of day anyway, fuckwad.

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What's with the surge of huge donations?

>can't not donate!
>just had to donate!
one after another

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THE ELEVATOR NOOOOOOO

He is going take out his frustration on Larxa's ass tonight.

He’s better at suckin dick.

inb4 plebbit

reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/c3tjzg/sgdq_vod_thread_2019/

I know memes lad aside from that good place to catch up.

why are you whiteknighting so hardf

what happened to fireden?

Tiringly details? that sounds like the most interesting stuff in the book

I just mean he doesn't act IQ, and don't give me this "muh 2000AD meme chess" shit. The man is enormously powerful and successful but he's clearly at best an idiot savant. Just look at the way he types and speaks. Doesn't mean he can't do a good job, he's just not the usual "high IQ" tard.

Most cases high IQtards end up with severe autism and hide in a basement or end up spewing insane nonsense.

That's my point, dumb people are too stupid to overthink things and lose confidence. Smart people overthink everything and shit their pants.

gives me conniptions

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reality hits hard huh ? you first

reminds me of one of those keychains you squeeze and goop comes out

Why aren't we watching Bloodborne right now over this shit? DS2 was weak as fuck

Good, she's nasty.

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Any good cringe runs? The last one I watched was this one

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Why are you stalking a girl you don't even know?

>Defending random thots on a chinese basket weaving forum
Maybe she will fuck you now user

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member gordon freeman
member hwen ysg became ysg

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There's no such thing as a non-shit Souls run

>people shitting on masterrace PC
>they don't realize run would be WAAY longer because of load times if it were any peasant console

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Fucjx fjf dumb fucking hell this ssis sso shitty can't fucking stand kt

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he made a comment at the beginning about hoping the cpu had enough power to not cause baby jumps so i don't think it's his PC.

A man with taste.

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"own quirks that you have to deal with"
No? Works fine on my machine.

good

please tell me she's single

SHiFT got banned before being allowed to do his Spongebob run. So close to so many bingo's now.

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god I wish that were me

which one is this?

God I wish that were me.

It's OK to have different tastes.

>tfw no desert sorceress gf

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you can use better hdds or ssds with consoles retard-chan

shes nothing special, but im not going to sit here and seethe between dilating sessions

Fuck off retard.

Nope. The same can be said of men who are obsessed with sex (think of the people in here who literally can't stop talking about fapping and want to fap with other anons), it's just that most people here are men so I am warning them of sex obsessed women. Also, it is much easier for women to get laid of they are sex obsessed, and no that isn't an incel opinion.

she remained a virgin because she is waiting for you

oh shit, I can't imagine doing a run on a PC that isn't your own. Also couldn't they have gotten some copmany to donate a PC with super specs this would be a great venue to do it.

/u/ sis?

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where did you find all of these?

well this run kind of sucks so I'm going to watch the Chasm: The Rift vod. What am I in for?

>2:35:00
I'm out

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Turtle knights were cooler than anything in DS3.

why did that man do what he did

yea saw her at some twitchcon stream. might have the fattest ass on a fit white girl I've ever seen

split second

State of this thread. Again the retarded jannietard with selective deletion.

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dat shockwave

are you faggots even watching the run or are you just autistically sharing pics of e-celebs

S H O C K W A V E S

like how is TASbot failing not the free spot

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Anyone got a link to the practice room stream?

I guess it was split second, shit game but one of the most akward runners I've seen

I can't understand a fucking word this Asian guy is saying

this guy is trash and has 0 charisma, at least bubbles was entertraining.

Why did he get banned?

What the fuck, why?

well good luck on your dilating maybe you can be like her one day

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Same

Anyone else sliding into her DMs hoping she’ll check during the run and realize Dist is a loser and you’re a Chad?

GDQ threads are never about speedruns.

Why did he get banned?

zzzzzzz

watching because this thread is garbage

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baby is you retarded

not her but kys

My fucking sides

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Why would you save such a disgusting picture?

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why this anime drinking gas

Thank you haha, was looking for this webm!
I was taking a few days break from Yea Forums and had gdq playing on TV watching cereal when this happened I almost died laughing lmaoo
Came straight here after to see the aftermath.
He was so awkward it gave me a confidence boost

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Squint your ears

prefer peach