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So THAT's what she looked like.

goddamn I want them low poly babes

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and boy, she smelled like SHIT

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>leaving out best girl

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they all smell like shit

I came.

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Imagine If someone stole the machine before you got out of the game

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You can see up their 'skirt' and I did jerk it to their covered crotches as s kid.

I photographed bikini girls in San Andreas and fapped to the photos.

Being a teen was fun.

Only real video gamers do this

>this thread

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I was there when the shit smell meme was first posted then I proceeded to paste it a few dozen times myself
I'm old and I wanna die

Shit

the man of taste arrives at long last

saving the biggest ass for last

I always thought Malon looked vaguely like Denise Richards in the face. She was my first waifu and I shipped the shit out of her with Link.

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Romani>Malon

A-hooo

You're a hero, old man. I was there that day and did nothing to spread the legacy.

based

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Your going into video games machine is malfunctioning, that's all.

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Your will is weak.

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the fuck is wrong whit you

1. Nothing wrong with me.
2. Nothing wrong with me.
3. Nothing wrong with me.
4. Nothing wrong with me.

Does the minigame girl have a canonical name? All I know is that Minish Cap has an NPC that seems to be loosely based on her, called Marcy in English and Mel in Japanese.

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ironic coming from someone who gets their dick up to a stack of 20 polygons at most

Not sure. She seems to be known widely as the "Bombchu Shop Girl" but maybe there's a canon name out there.

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I'm guessing not. People even refer to the Cucco Lady as "Anju" though that's just her Termina counterpart. In OoT lots of characters just don't have names.

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i bet she smells like SHIT

when i had a "going into games" machine - this wouldve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video game characters is they don't fight back or struggle because the don't recognize u as a player character..its like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody i that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life

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Fuck I wish we had affordable virtual reality already, of course with touch functions etc...

Imagine you can fuck any NPC in any game you want.

Why do you think all the pics in the thread are in first person?

We were born generations too early. Though I doubt future men will have the culture required to appreciate polygonal women.

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What a douche

Somehow polygonal/anime/cartoon women turn me on more than 3D women. They are so unusual. Like beings from another dimension... which makes fucking them even more taboo. Know what I'm saying?

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>tfw remembering her moans

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Theyre going to take a pic of her ass!

she looks like she fucks goron guys

I have a deep-rooted cartoon women fetish. And I was the right age to be awakened by polygonal women too. I definitely get you, my man.

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;_; n-no

She would.

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Based fellow horsefucker.

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They really spent the extra polygons on her tits. Hell, she has rounder tits than the great fairy.

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Most of her is concealed by the desk. It was a calculated maneuver.

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