STEAM MINIGAME, stage 3 - Bargaining

It never was going to be as good as we hoped

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GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO GO BOOST BOOST

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I expected nothing and still ended up disappointed.

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ME WANT ME FREE GAMES

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Then join Corgi.

>corgis losing their pace
>no one sees what this is building up to
oh you poor ignorant fools

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>join the team with the least chances

The 3rd place team has the best probability of you getting something

look at the expression of despair in its eyes, the dog knows he never stood a chance on the longer run

I joined Corgi but never got the games yet

So I actually have to play games to use the boost?

If that team gets third place every day. But they won't.
Corgi is the only team that will consistently place in a winning position every day. The others are always a dice roll if they have a chance at games.

3rd and 2nd have the same amount of users, but second has twice the prizes

winners are randomly picked from the top 3 teams, so no matter you don't you have next to no chance at actually getting anything. it's shit

>that cathartic feel when you see someone saying their joining corgi in hopes of getting games and knowing their actually fucking themselves out of them
brainlets, always good for a laugh.

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>implying
Redditors blew all their points in the first day. Turtlefags will catch up.

Is the game rigged against the pigs anons?

Okay, as someone just now getting in on all of this, how did Valve fuk up and what hilariously broken exploits have people been utilizing? Have they been fixed now or is Valve still incompetent?

none of us has any actual chance of getting the games

That's what the pigs want us to think.You know what they say, leave one pig alive and the sheep are never safe.

I got games already tho

>Second highest team hasn't even made it to 80
>Corgi Master Race has pushed past 2,000
Sure.

bumping the same question

So if everybody is joining corgi then doesn't that make the chances of corgifags winning free games astronomically low?

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Yes but it's still a higher chance than picking a team that doesn't win.

not with that attitude, soft-back

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cope

Why are the numbers of all teams going down?
Is this event based on Bitcoin's value? It'd explain the drop this afternoon.

I like how the symbol of this Steam sale is literally a diversely colored fist giving you the finger. It's a good summary of the state of western gaming industry.

this
for every one person that joins dog, there's 4 chinks in it
for every one person that thinks he'll have a better chance at second place, there's 4 chinks that also think that way
for evey one person that thinks third place is the best chance, there's 4 chinks blah blah blah
you get the idea
the numbers are all inflated by the billions of chinks

No. 300 people first place and 200 from second place.
Now which has better odds...300 picked from 2 million people or 200 from 1 million?

i think everyone joining corgi is not actually doing anything

see, you assume the difference is 1 million

obsessed

That's every day though.
What you really should be asking is 300 picked from 2 million each day.
Or 200 from 1 million maybe three or four times, at best.

Anons bitcoin went over 12k
Oh no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I JUMPED THE SHARK TOO EARLY
FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

mathematically, every person joining the winning team in hope they'll be picked among the 300 winners are actually diluting everyone else's individual chance of winning
the more people join the winning side thinking they'll have a chance, the lower their chance of winninh will become

>went up 33 steam levels just because i bought monster hunter

We can only assume. No one has the numbers or users. But considering the advantage. Either corgi has a vast number of user or all whales are magically grouped in one team.
The important fact is the difference is only 100 free games from one to another.

jokes on them i joined specifically to lower their chances

>y-you won't win anything b-because the odds say so
Watch me. I believe in my luck and I am gonna enjoy my free Dragon Quest 11 at the end of this event.

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That's why we encourage them

>Stage 3
No, that's stage 1, the only stage. Steam sales are never that good anymore subsequent the death of flash sales.

in reality the difference is so slight that it doesn't increase the change of you winning even marginally
not to mention the fact that the number of people participating doesn't mean the team will do better
I probably did more boosts for corgis on day one than any user in this thread can do through the whole event

>play game
>get 10k points
>have to discard 90% of that unless I pay money
what the fuck

see you in 18 hours user

One of you nigs better gift me a game right now

yeah best to pick a losing team right....................

post your gaping asshole with a timestamp and I'll give you a HB key

Now im thinking on joining corgnutbags on my alt and picking BadRats as my wanted wishlist game

>spent all my tokens on badge level because why not
>only levels me to 30 instead of 115
?????

Corgis have about 8-10x more points than the second place, it only makes sense they have 8-10x more people. Whales average out when we are talking about the entire steam population
Being second place is objectively the best placement, but even third place is better than corgis right now

you think thats bad look at this shit they expect me to pay up for

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Do you understand the only losing team are 4th and 5th place? 1st, 2nd and 3rd all get games. The odds are minimal in all of them.

What if I post some hoe's ass hole I got from Kik?

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He's lying

lmao the steam levels are completely destroyed

imagine all the cucks that invested thousands of dollars to get high steam levels just to get BTFO now

They probably changed it after yesterday.

I gotta try user. I want MK11

nah, I'm not interested in some random dudes gaping ass
I'm specifically asking for the beggars gaping asshole

what happened?

They are females and beggers yo

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You a fag?

I'm beggar humiliation-sexual

How so? I don't pay that much attention to steam levels

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They're not fucked too badly, because you have to spend money to boost more after spending all your accumulated points

Get a part-time job user

So can we agree tortoise is the most based

basically you can redeem a badge and increase its level by 1 for every 100 token spent. needless to say the whales jumped on the occasion and the formerly highest level of steam ("st4ck" with ~4.5k) got literally beaten by dudes with 23k levels

yea

For every 50 steam levels you are guaranteed one boosterpack for every game that supports trading cards and it stacks.
So people spend thousands on steam level to get more and more boosterpacks from shit games bought for pennies so they can make up some cash while trading.
Valve fucked them over before with .49 cent minimum and you cannot put gifts in inventories anymore.

I have Disability and a gaping wound on my leg

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kek

Looks like a gulper eel

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Why is it so blurry?
Why is that leg so black? Why does it have such weird hair?

Chop that shit off

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TURTLES WILL RISE UP

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>Why is it so blurry?
Just took it with poor lighting and with my dog and I don't want Yea Forums to see my dog
>Why is that leg so black?
>Why does it have such weird hair?
I have Neurofibromatosis and it causes both

>joined rabbit team
>tfw 2/3 of the points fit me

Well shit

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Only for MK11

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So, who has the highest steam profile level? Did Valve roll back these accounts with 23,000 levels, or am I just not looking hard enough for them?

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>mfw I look at my point total from all the Tales of Maj'Eyal achievements

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>one more day left until I can sell my €24 Dota 2 arcana and TF2 keys so I can go crazy on the sales
they'll never see it coming lads

Join team pig

steamcommunity.com/id/nasty_hotdog

Click on the top levels on his friends list and view the levels on their profile pages.

i joined dog team because i have 2 dogs. fite me irl

What is the best way to get tokens? Want that 5 dollars off

>imagine being so poor your only chance at getting new games is clawing and begging through an event game like a fucking beggar

I don't get it, do I launch games I already have achievements on and redeem the tokens?

Spend $200, that's the only way.

steam ID?

well, that's lame. I'm not spending that much money on Steam

Holy shit dude, have you had that checked out?
Also post dog

steamcommunity.com/id/Huskymuffins/

I honestly believe that this is one of the worst events of all. Very poorly executed, lots of issues and the rules don't explain the game very well. There is no place where Valve explicitly explains that the Boost Capacity's allowance you had yesterday won't carry to the next day and I believe this is a huge fuck up. I have read both the "Driver's manual" and the actual rules where they explain a bunch of legal crap and still I have to find a bit of word where this is explained.

Yeesh. Someone is getting fired for this.

I go back to the Doc in Sept. Also his name is Willie

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Picture of your room, bro.

Cute doggo

Didn't really clean today srry for the mess
Here's the other one. Didnt want to take a picture of here because she woke me up at 2AM not to potty but because she wanted headpats

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So because I picked team pig I'll never get a free game?

Cute, would play with

He constantly wants to, early in the damn morning and right now actually so I'll go do that

Cool man, good luck with your leg bro

godspeed lad, I dunno how hard I'd panic seeing that happen to myself

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Thanks bros I appreciate the good words