Rule Britannia!

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.

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how is diddy not Britain too?

Should give the other Rare and Argonaut characters a bit of credit too.

Or King K Rool

Dark Samus is Texan, and Diddy Kong & King K. Rool are also British.

Because weeblets can't get out on a technicality this time

BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!

Dark Samus is a burger

K Rool and Diddy as well
Dark Samus is 'Murican

Ironic

You can still see the English flag covered by the Jap one on Diddy and K Rool

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Diddy and k rool are also british.
Dark samus is technically american

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You all misunderstand.

The point isn't that Banjo and Kazooie are the first western characters in Smash (Western IP, yes, not first western characters)

The REAL point is that dumb patternfags can't antifag western characters based off a technicality anymore.

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Fuck it, donkey kong might as well be british too. Rare made dong what he is

Britannia ruled the waves.

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Games were made by Rareware when they were made under Nintendo, so they're technically just as Japanese as Diddy Kong.

Nah the donkey kong arcade games have a legacy of theyre own

Which of these characters from American IPs would you most want to see get in?

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Probably implying ownership, in which case every single character there except for BK is owned by Japan.

The difference is Banjo was its own IP, rather than being a Western addition to a Japanese IP.

heavy weapons guy, hes another based but abandoned character like banjo.

If they ever do another game, they really need to have Miyamoto's hanging up on the wall somewhere as cranky in his prime.

Crash and Spyro

Mostly Spyro but I know there's no way Spyro will get in before Crash

By that logic Banjo is American because Microsoft owns his ass

Thats the 1700's flag retard

Crash, no question.
Chief in second though, equally good option.

Everyone else is a meme.

If you're going by ownership, Microsoft owns Rare so Banjo is American.

Thats not the flag of England

Heavy, Chief, and Doomguy are the best options, Sans is a meme, Shovel Knight is the slut of vidya cameos

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Microsoft doesn't own Banjo-Kazooie. Rare wasn't fully absorbed into the company, it's a subsidiary of Microsoft and for all intents and purposes anything that Rare made is entirely their own even now.

Its just that MS has the power to choose what happens to Rare and by extension it's IPs

Microsoft bought Rare and all their IPs.

oh, that's why they're so ugly

>English flag

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I don't think it's any secret that Rareware had two strict settings when it came to character design
>Intentionally ugly
>LEGS N BOOBS

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in order from most to least wanted out of all of those
Doomguy > Heavy > Crash > Spyro > Master Chief > Gex > Scorpion > Shovel Knight > Sans > Shantae > Tracer

TF2 isn't worth representing unless you can creatively include every single class in the moveset. Prove me wrong

Protip: You can't.

>Ken
>Japan
Wanna know how I know your a zoomer?

best list

It's not about the nationality of the characters themselves, user. If it were, you'd have a lot more to nitpick than just Ken.

Oh I know, just an easy example

Are there any other prominent American IPs that have anything even approaching a sliver of a chance or is this pretty much it?

OP don't think I can't see the shitty edits you made in this image, I've seen the original.
>that Britain flag under the Japan flag in K. Rool and Diddy
What a sloppy job you did there.
You at least covered the USA flag on Dark Samus completely and changed DK's halg Britain half Japan flag into a full Japan flag well enough.

But the question remains, why the fuck did you do it faggot?

What's Britannia? Is that the old name for the Democratic People's Republic of New Pakistan?

DOOM guy/slayer/marine

he's in
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literally anybody but tracer or sans, jevil should be the undertale rep instead

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Well, you could make an argument for a few other characters, but I think they'd just be replacing ones in the picture already. It'd feel weird if Blizzard's representative is from their newest game, which is nothing like any of their other games. And I'm pretty sure Gordon Freeman's a bigger icon than Heavy.

Other series/characters from these developers/publishers
>Dragonborn
>Gordon Freeman
>Diablo
>Arthas Menethil
>Illidan Stormrage
Also you now realize that any Blizzard characters and Crash are in competition for a roster spot. (Spyro isn't getting in before Crash even though I like him more)

Also not even all these characters have a chance, Gex is obvious, but Mortal Kombat is literally banned in Japan, it's the neverest ever.

Final Note: In terms of indies i'd wager that Quote, Commandervideo, and Cadence all have much better chances than Shovel Knight or Shantae. 2/3 of which would be western.

Crash and Heavy, I can’t decide.

Chief/Heavy/Doom

>I'm pretty sure Gordon Freeman's a bigger icon than Heavy
I think people go with Heavy comparatively because Gordon is much more mundane, which makes it harder to make a unique moveset that only he could have. The gravity gun can only do so much. It's the same problem facing characters like, for example, Leon or Jill having a chance at getting in before Dante or Monster Hunter.

Are you sure about that? It would explain why Microsoft never got a dedicated Banjo team together to try and compete with Mario.

Activision, Ubisoft and Bethesda are all contenders IMO
>Skylanders already worked with DK and Bowser, Crash is reasonably popular even in Japan and an iconic formerly Sony character
>Ubisoft have a great working relationship with Nintendo and even included Star Fox in Starlink not to mention Mario x Rabbids, plenty of IPs like Assassin’s Creed or Rayman
>Japanese people love Skyrim, Carmack is recognised as a key figure even in Japan and Bethesda have been increasingly buddy-buddy with Nintendo
Remember, Sakurai said that Banjo was one of the hardest characters to secure legally in his latest interview; any character with reasonable popularity from the above companies is an easy possibility

>It would explain why Microsoft never got a dedicated Banjo team together to try and compete with Mario.
Also because MS are notoriously retarded

Frisk/Kris/sans, Heavy, Doom Guy, maybe Chief, Shovel Knight too if we want to go crazy and ruin rulefags day
Everyone else is shit

Ubisoft is French, so they'd be another Western rep, but not an American one.

Banjo was originally in Diddy Kong racing, which would make him part of that universe. Point still stands.

Dark Samus is a PROUD TEXAN

Because whoever made the image probably went with origin of the franchise as a whole.

>Sakurai said that Banjo was one of the hardest characters to secure legally in his latest interview
He literally says the exact opposite.

All parties involved have gone on record saying that the deal for Banjo-Kazooie was very easy to make happen.

If that were true, he'd have been a Nintendo-owned IP. How ever they did it, Banjo was a character from a separate IP appearing in DK Racing.

>How ever they did it, Banjo was a character from a separate IP appearing in DK Racing
How can you be from a separate IP if that one didn't exist until a year later?

Heavy has less weapons and less unique weapons than Freeman does, though. Freeman has guns, a bow, explosives, grenade launchers, the gravity gun, two laser beams, and three different ways of sicking bugs on you. And the iconic crowbar.

Meanwhile FF has 2 songs to it's name.

>Dark Samus, Diddy Kong and K.Rool
Were Banjofags always this stupid?

Everyone except tracer.

Probably because they'd been working on Dream for ages and registered trademarks for Banjo as a character somewhere along the line when Dream started to become Banjo-Kazooie.

weebtards are the ones who say they aren't, remember dumbass? that pic was used against Banjo.

Yeah, and Grant Kirkhope said that Sakurai initially let him have the run of every single Banjo-Kazooie song without limitations until he liked his Spiral Mountain bits so much that he asked for the entire composition to be that theme

This was originally an image made to mock Banjo fans, trying to show how unlikely it is that they'd get in by that metric. Hence it using that ancient fan mockup of B-K's portrait.

It's already Tracer.

crash and doomguy
sorry gexbros and heavybros

>Epic Funny Meme Man front and center
I hate this country.

I staged the picture mostly around how their poses fit together. Sans is the only one who is always head-on, so he's just the most natural fit for the center position.

Anyone except tracer

Crash and Spyro, easily.

Doomguy and Heavy are close-contenders. Frisk just for laughs.

Probably, I'm just guessing at what OP meant.

You have to admit there's definitely an issue of language barrier and logistics when it comes to including western characters.

It's just much easier on Sakurai's part to negotiate with local Japanese companies rather than english speaking ones on the other side of the world. Diddy, K. Rool, and Dark Samus, despite being designed by western hands, don't really have this issue because they're owned by Nintendo. Even something like Shovel Knight appearing as an assist trophy makes sense when you consider that Nintendo published his game in Japan.

Banjo & Kazooie are a special case not only because of overwhelming fan demand, but because of their history with Nintendo, as they published their N64 outings just as they did with Rare's DK and Star Fox games and the Metroid Prime trilogy.

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Crash or Spyro or Sans. Maybe Shantae if her next game doesn't suck.

King Krool and Diddy are also British creations. Hell you could say DKs current design also counts.

>Cadence
Why? Cadence has NO fan demand and is too new.

Commander Video I also BARELY see discussed anywhere anymore. Hell even WUote has less discussion then Shovel Knight and Shantae.

If we're counting Donkey Kong, then Little Mac would count as a western character too.

Same idea, a character created in Japan, redesigned by western studios, and said designs are utilzied in Smash Bros.

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Drak Seamus

Look at this patternfag, look at him and laugh.

This design preceded punch out Wii didn't? Donkey Kong literally required Nintendo crediting Rare for years in order for them to continue using it.

Diddy Kong and K rool were made by Rare so they are not Jap either

I can't, you're absolutely correct
It'd be like including Mario but he can't jump or including Pac-Man and he couldn't eat

No, the current Little Mac design was definitely made for the Wii game. Compare the Brawl assist trophy design if you need any more proof.

Swedish flag next

I mean the original design isnt the dk in smash its cranky

This or kris/susie/ralsei like pkm trainer

OI YOU GOT A LICENSE FA DAT FIT BERD

Mutt games are fucking garbage lmao

*Inhales*

O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE...

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Scorpion, Doom marine-slayer-guy, and crash are best picks, it's the truth.

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Smashxit

It never stops with you fuckers. Are you never satisfied?

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Slap a British flag on K. Rool too, since Rareware made him.

And an American flag on Dark Samus since Retro made that.

That’s generally what I’ve heard and it makes sense considering how the initial transition from Nintendo to Microsoft happened, but I don’t understand why Microsoft appears in the copyright data for smash ultimate instead of Rare, if this is true. Other subsidiaries like Atlus and Monolithsoft are listed separately from their parent companies, so why not Rare if they’re the copyright holder?

Crash & Gex
Have the holy quartet of the 90's finally together again.

>B-britons n-n-never shall be s-slaves

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>gets the fucking british flag wrong
Fuck you

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Why does anyone even bother with lOICENSES for their knifes if the cops can't do diddly squat anyways?

It's probably an indication that more than just Rare stuff from MS is getting represented.

If not that it's probably due to the fact that Phil Spencer personally spearheaded the effort

>watching the Conker devs play BFD
>they all just shit on each other and call each other cunts

late 90s rare seems fun

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Crash and Spyro, definitely

I love Shovel Knight, but if they're making indie characters playable, I need my boy Quote in there

>for once Twitter posts asking “would you want X in YZ” weren’t marketing bullshit
Incredible.

Because ANGLOs are a pathetic, cowardly race.

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Fixed it for you

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>he actually tried to stab and cut the glass

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MASTER
FUCKING
CHIEF

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>dark samus not american

doomguy

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Dark Samus was made by Americans.

Teemo

Apologies, didn't know that, feel free to fix it yourselves

>gets milkshaked by a muslim or effeminate commie

Nah, Muzzies don't milkshake, they throw corrosive chemicals at your face.

A muslim started the milkshaking trend.

Dark Samus is American, Diddy and King K. Rool are British as well.

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It's most likely Crash anyway.

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I mean, he managed to get in by the end, that's why the guy bailed.

>unofficial
Wow, this is literally meaningless.

UK probably deserves half of DK, as the DK as we know him today is all thanks to Rare.

>Rex and Pyra that high
Stupid fucking bugmen I swear to god. They’re going to be forgotten in a month by the next bland harem protagonist and his cardboard cutout wife.

That should've been his render, or the splash art holding their instruments. The official one looks off.

correct

I would take literally any character other than tracer
just try and name a worse one

Only ones I could see fitting in are Crash Spyro or Shantae. Gex sure but I don't think anyone remembers him.

If either gets in they're getting in together.

when are you Brit fuckers gonna have enough?

Excellent.

you really think diddy and k.rool are japanese characters?

Major kek this thread was not in vain

No more western characters please

True but the games treat DKC DK as having debuted in 1981.

Top kek, I didn't catch that

I want rather have the one of the Lancer Fan Club than Sans. Even better, have them like poke trainer when you can switch between them. Kris can be an acrobatic Link, Susie can be Hector without adding another FE, can Ralsei can use buffs and heals on the character.

Literally none of these should ever get in.

Amen to that, pardner

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At least they're not speaking German.

>1276x1400 for a MSpaint drawing

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>gets a free drink
such nice fellows those hajis

>posting that song when they aren't even making a new game and piggybacking off a jap developed game
It's fucking retarded.

No Donkey Kong is its own franchise that has an identity beyond country.

What are you going to do when one of them does?

My waifu Tracer

Be disappointed, probably.

Fortnite, from the hit series Fortnite.

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Their taunt game would be amazing, you can't deny that
>Flossing
>Dabbing
>The default dance
Imagine

Banjo Kazoooe is the only reason America saved Britain's ass during Vietnam

>japan wants steve
W-what

>Most likely Crash
>5th in japan

???????

>Rex is not getting in (too late)
>Steve isn't in (not getting another Microsoft rep)
>Sora isn't in (not getting another SE rep)

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The red x stands for the fenians, those cunts left a hundred years ago so it makes sense not to have it anymore.

Banjo's inclusion as the first western third party isn't really all that significant when he was created by the same developer responsible for Diddy, K. Rool and the modern DK. Someone like Master Chief or Crash Bandicoot would be more monumental

Grant Kirkhope said that shit was fake, it also doesn't line up with how N&B was actually developed (started as Banjo X)

This story contradicts several accounts from actually confirmed Rare employees. It's all song and dance.

Where's Jonesy?

>Dark samus is American!you fucking weeaboos!

How pathetic ameri*fat

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Crash Bandicoot is the most likely, Nintendo isn't new to collaborating with Activision.

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would still be better than tracer

Why does nobody talk about the fact that we actually got another rep from SE? That opens huge possibilities for KH/more FF representation

ulster didn't...

*owned by Microsoft
Get fucked redcoats

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left is better

Crash.

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Banjo is United States property, just like America in 1776.

>designed by Android Jones
>born in Colorado
Retarded weeb is retarded.

nathan drake

Heavy > Crash > Sans > Shovel Knight > the rest

WE ARE THE WESTERN CHADS
AND WE'RE HERE TO STAY
INFILTRATED YOUR GAME
AND MADE IT LESS GAY
BANJO-KAZOOIE
CRASH BANDICOOT TOO
ALL MADE IT IN
BEFORE YOUR REIMU
RAMEN THROWN, DAKIMAKURA ABUSED
DOOMGUY STOLE YOUR SLOT
SCORPION WILL TOO
SWORD GOKU'S GALORE
WELL WE SAY NO MORE
WE ARE THE WESTERN CHADS
AND WE'RE HERE TO STAY
SAKURAI'S NEW FUTURE
SMASH BROS' TRUE SAVIOR
WE'LL PUT IN BASED GEX
NO MORE ROOM FOR SABER
ADD MORE JAP SHIT? SOUNDS GAY, MAN
WE'LL TAKE OUT CRONO AND SWAP HIM FOR RAY MAN
TAKE OUT CHUN-LI, REPLACE HER WITH TRACER
AT THE END OF THE DAY, I DO HOPE YOU SEE
US WEST CHADS CAN'T HELP THAT YOU SEETHE
BEFORE I FUCK OFF, LAST THING I MUST SAY
WE'RE WESTERN CHADS
AND WE'RE HERE TO STAY!
(USA!) (USA!)
(PS. The DK representation you see in Smash was made by Rare! We've been in since the beginning!)

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Olimar,despite his eyes....is not asian
HES A HOCATATION
Also banjos a bear and those dont fucking live in the uk.He lives in spiral mountain
Also mario is italian.What dumb fuck made this chart

Mojang isnt rareware

two Fighter Passes
first is all other franchise reps
second is all Nintendo reps, no characters confirmed
price will not change for second pass

fighting character with flying weapon is true
think of games Miyamoto has praised greatly, lots of representation
fighter uses two weapons at the same time
has an ability like Shulk
down taunt is offensive but hurts the fighter, also works like Snake's Codec
fighter stage is dynamic, environment is a city
fighter is introduced by Cloud, Lucina and Snake
fighter comes with an Echo

final Fighter is from a dark game
slow and heavy fighter, very hard hitting. has long lunges to combat their speed
fights with a partner, like Ice Climbers
both use swords to attack
AI partner can be commanded to attack, but can be KO'd. KO'ing partner weakens the fighter
lunge attacks
smash attack features a boss from their game, instant KO's like Zelda's smash at a certain percent

Here's a question. Suppose Sora gets into Smash, what is his nationality? He's born in Japan via Nomura, nurtured via Square Enix also Japanese, but the ex-wife who has custody is the American Whore Disney. So dual citizenship? In real life Japan doesn't have an issue with one of THEIR OWN gaining a dual citizenship (it's the other way around that they go "Gaijin get out!")

>down taunt is offensive but hurts the fighter, also works like Snake's Codec
>fighter stage is dynamic, environment is a city
>fighter is introduced by Cloud, Lucina and Snake
>fighter comes with an Echo
Travis? With Bad Man echo?

They are likely not going to add another one this game, so that won't be a relevant factor for another decade or so, which is also plenty of time for circumstances to change. Also, Kingdom Hearts is Disney, and if we got another SE character it's almost certainly not another FF character. now that DQ got in, next on the list would probably either be Lara Croft, Bub and Bob, or Crono

While I know you're full of shit, I do enjoy riddles.

>2019 post-E3
>STILL using that shitty fan render of Banjo and Kazooie

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

That image predates the reveal.

I'd like to see Psychonauts and Psychonauts 2 on Switch, and maybe put Raz in the running.
If Banjo can get in, so could Raz, though not before certain other Microsoft characters.

get ready for CEO lads!

This

France brought the US into Vietnam.

Now it stands for he Northern Fenians.
Also when the Fenians wisen up and join the Union again.

>made by japanese
>durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr white

literally a white nigger thread stealing japanese culture

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Kinda Ironic that Banjo was created by a white guy named Steve.

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In the end, it was Stevefags all the way down.

Shantae

She is though.