SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

cheesy kerrigan strats to save hours of time

>WE HAVE A $250 DONATION FORM ANO-

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Is Kerrigan the best written female character in Vidya?

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He's hot, I'd fuck him
>inb4 he
Can you tell the difference without being told?

This is comfy

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FUCK OFF FAGGOT

Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate.

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>SANS

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finally you lazy fucks

SCOUT MICRO

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For me, it's Age of Empires 2.

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How can I get a friend with a gamer bod
Asking for a friend

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Most useless unit ever?

Is that some campaign only unit?

how are you all holding up? enjoying the lineup tonight?

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Can you stop making new threads?

>had a nap
>fuck all of interest for the next 6 hours

I fucked my sleep pattern for nothing.

No but she has the most tragic death

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Learn to filter, brainlet

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one of the scouts in this mission is a hero scout, way stronger. all the other units can be made normally. unless you mean the building they are killing to depower the turrets

"Donating" bot when?
>$255 anonymous donation from 01101010111001

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Can you stop posting that you have actually killed the real list now or was that your intention.

Someone pitch the idea to unironically ban RTS games from this event. Not only are they boring, but the runners are all cancer incarnate.

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Me too

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I didnt sleep last night and Im trying to resist until tonight to restore my sleep pattern but this is what they give me. Ffs Im going to grab a coffee moka.

So like every other run?

Do it yourself. This is a good lesson to all of you Yea Forums

I had to miss the last day and a half, has there been any cringe?

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Covertmuffin isn't a bad couch man as long as he doesn't laugh to much

>someone last thread mentions mtf
>look it up
>find lots of images like this
It's like the mpreg fetish made real. It's just wierd, none of them look like chicks.

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Undermining the list was his intention from the very beginning once a game ended up in a tier he didn't want it in.

>tragic
>gets away with mass murder
>goes SS and just fucks off
It's tragic she didn't get a death.

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Fuck yeah bois, this speedrun is max comfy

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What are ya eatin tonight Yea Forums?

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Based
Cringe

do you even have to ask?

missrate uphill in starcraft is actually slightly above 50% you retards, nowhere near 30%

>REE HOW DARE PEOPLE RUN SOMETHING OTHER THAN BING BING WAHOOO
>WE NEED TO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW MOMMY HELPPPPPP

I had some homemade spring rolls

this is a bloc of fucking awful boring games

I'm talking about how they ruined her in 2, user.

Grilled Chicken Sandwich looks based af

Wario

>RTS """"""speedruns""""""

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Are you mad?

So transrunners are probably bad because they're pathetic attention whores, then.

Who the fuck are you quoting

kys

glad you agree

>imagine wanting to stir the shit but you talk to yourself to do so
user...

Don't like it? Then get the FWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OUT!

>not liking the commentary
Consider killing yourself

>come back after Red Alert is over
>nice, finally a decent human fucking non-autistic being playing the game
>suddenly PWA HUA HUA HUA HUA from the couch
why must we suffer? why don't they just mute him? he doesn't say anything, just laughs like a dying donkey

>wasn't here for past GDQs with the based list
Have children

I can imagine these being no better than gas station food.

Just fucking post it shit lord, of course I have to ask

Is it just me or are they making less money this year

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>30 minutes until laughing autist leaves
yes

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Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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Quesadilla

don't worry the $1000 anonymous donations near the end will save it

glover ASSFAG

I still remember T.R.A.G kino, games with soul when?

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Brainlet and an animeposter, what an "iconic" duo

Wait for the last couple days. We always get some frequent 2k anonymous donations at that time frame.

Are you seeking treatment for your condition?

You enjoy literal Reddit humor? Too bad.

Why you mad, faggot?

;_;

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Of course, they're french

>hour+ levels done normally now done in less than 2 minutes
""""""""""""""""'speedrun""""""""""""""""'

>underestimating the sudden last few days surge
Rhino threat or bust

It doesn't make a great speedrun but damn I just love that Starcraft is here

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Good lord this sucks.
When are we going to see some real SC kino?

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couple of chorizo tacos

It amazes me how evil Kerrigan is throughout the games yet they still wanted to turn her into Zerg-Jesus. Starcraft 2 is fucking shit, lads.

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Reminder that 99% of the donators literally don't give a shit about MSF. The donations could be going straight to ISIS's pockets and they'd still donate because it's not about the charity to them, they're donating in hopes that GDQ comes back in another 6 months because the only thing they care about is the speedrunners all in one place.

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A casual playthrough of a single campaign would probably be more like 3 hours. Probably even 6 hours if it's someone who builds a single production building and just queues up units.

A 10 THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATION FROM ANONYMOUS, crowd goes wild, yada yada

>finally they are playing starcraft
>the pfffhahahahha fag is on the couch

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Play it in reverse

Will Flash ever be stopped in our lifetime?

SNAKE, LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY OF LAUGHING AUTIST

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Blizzard only has one way to write shit

They are probably going to do the same thing with Sylvanas in WoW now.

I bet they are reading less donations because most of them say "let's kick cancers butt". People really don't even know what they are donating towards.

Yeah get fucked Ji-bun-woo

He's more tolerable on the couch desu and actually give relevant commentary with the occasional FFWWWAHHAAHHA

Nah its a coinflip. 50:50. Either she becomes corrupted and gets killed or becomes Undead-Jesus and saves everyone (while potentially sacrificing herself).

That Ecco the Dolphin run was pure kino

by his injuries and surgeries

Someone post his best runs.
God i remember having a lot of fun whenever he was on stream
what's he up to now?

No they know what they're donating towards: money that makes sure sponsors will keep GDQ around for another year.

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post yfw PFWUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

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>it's almost over

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I love Artanis' voice.

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AFAIK everyone who had anything to do with SC and BW left before SC2 was finished. That's why the story is a bit more grounded and revolves around a lot of political subterfuge and deception, betrayal and the races vying for personal power, while 2's main plot device is a romance that was retconned into existence, anime fights and "a super duper mega ultra evil that everybody has to unite to fight against"

Peach's peach

I just want ALBW lads, please

He's just been giving straightlaced hard commentary about game mechanics and runner strats.

I'm going to laugh my ass off if they pull a "She only pretended to be the must scummy and evil being on the planet!"

You really want all 3 hours of it?

No idea, but I miss the lil dude.

No, I plan on sleeping as I watch!

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>It's 100%

Fucking hell why can't it just a be a nice and balanced length run.

>that kerrigan sfm
Makes me diamonds

is starcraft story worth playing or is it one silly convoluted tutorial?

Anyone used to progamer starcraft gameplay is cringing at this "speedrunner"

Where is ProtoMagicalGirl? Or is SGDQ finally just admitting they're transphobes?

Fucking hell, I didn't realize. At least half of my hype is now dead, thanks user.

>Zelda game
Time to sleep.

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Never played SC but I kind of like the more muted, subdued colors and artstyle. It feels like the graphics of an indie game or something that could easily be released today. Kind of crazy this is a1998 title

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The entire idea of the Forsaken joining the horde itself is fucking stupid. It is even more dumb that once Thrall was gone that the entire horde wouldn't just turn on the undead. It is even MORE dumb that they would then let Sylvanas become War Chief.

me too :) it gonna be comfy

Sure but playing it all is quite long.

"Claris" had a run earlier. So at least 1 tranny so far.

It's one of the best competitive RTS to bless the market. AoE2 is great, don't get me wrong, but starcraft is a very special beast. So much so that it's still one of the most competitive esports games in the world
>hurrdurr only korea
and like 90% of korea knows what starcraft is and/or plays it. That's more than the 1% of americans who know any esports anything.

its worth it, you can dl the original starcraft for free too

Why is he relying on almost nothing but cannons and templars? The templars are only going to be good for a couple psi storms. A few reavers would do wonders against zerglings and dragoons and corsairs would mollywhop the mutas and guardians. Half of his cannons aren't actually doing anything even. Even a shield battery would be well worth the cost.

Katamari also had one tranny.

What's Yea Forums's sweetheart ProtoMagicalGirl speedrunning this time?

How bad was it?

Yeah what a shock, I was expecting 5 star shit at an autistic video game gathering

is this runner steve buscemi's son?

I thought this was Rick Moranis's son.

life

Didn't the Zerg create the Protoss or something? Or is it the other way around. Or is it neither and I'm thinking of another game.

Overestimate and silence. So what you'd expect. Nothing insanely cringe and no "breakdowns", so not worth watching IMO. It's Metroid Prime 2 if you don't care about what I say

From what I've heard he turned out to be the most normal of the GDQ bunch. YSG is a good man.

Post more robutt ass before you do.

I am enjoying this part

Nothing, they're not there. The GDQ staff doesn't want to deal with their ridiculous personality and demands anymore, and Proto themselves admitted to feeling like everyone secretly hated them.

Tranny anime

the xel'naga created both the zerg and protoss

Nothing. Didn't show up this time. Maybe he only does agdq now or something.

You guys watching this in the Poverty Chat?

Is that nigga dead. I haven't seen him for a while

Because "muh speedrun strats" any pro gook would beat his time, it's just that they don't give enough of a shit to play against a CPU.

That only took a couple of years.

Isn't in this one. Staff has had enough

>"""lore"""
No wonder this run is making me fall asleep

>talking in a chat that's just as heavily policed for wrongthink
>but it's free
No. People here don't care about chatting on twitch otherwise they would be in there chatting on twitch.

Rightfully so.

Wasn't at that either, I think. He used to bitch about how non-inclusive GDQ was to trannies despite being escalated to a face of the event for being nothing other than that.

Yeah and then the fucked it up with SC2 by making it look like a overbright cartoony mess. Like they copy pasted Warcraft IIIs artstyle and upped the brightness.

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>those two chuckles from the crowd every time PWAHAHAHAHA dude makes a joke

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The Xel'Naga made the Protoss to be pure of essence and the Zerg to be pure of form. Whatever the fuck that means.

>speedrunning a timed mission
wew

>he doesn't know

>zvp ums

No one knows. Personally I hope he realized how much less fun they've been or maybe real life obligations have hit him.

OK then.

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>evil looking character with evil name is actually a good guy, but actually a bad guy, but actually fighting Cthulhu to save the world
WoW lore

they better not skip the cinematic

Canons are good for soaking damage. You can combine templar into archons when theyre out of energy for more tankiness and splash damage. reavers means way more tech and the AI would interact with them differently

this is way fucking better than c&c desu

Decent into madness. There is a limit to how much shit everyone can put up with.

Fucking boring run. 4/10.

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""speedrun"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>is a let's play

its finally over, the laughs wont hurt anyone anymore

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Where is my man blueglass? What happened to him?

Wait I was hardly paying attention did they play the whole campaign or was it just one piece of it?

The artstyle worked in WC3 because the blocky models made it look like a bunch of action figures. It works in the same way Deus Ex works. The problem is SC2 didn't keep the blocky look.

That's how they do it to boost donations. Remember this is all fake

fuck ya'll, i enjoyed it

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gg

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he doesn't want to be around trannies

I don't think he's attended a GDQ in years, user.

He at least did a block of commentary at AGDQ 2019. I remember an entire thread being nothing but >she and salt from people defending him.

Thank you robotnon.

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it was a fun run because there was actual speedrunning. very comfy

Just Protoss Brood War

This cutscene has more soul than all of SC2

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they just did the protoss broodwar campaign, so 1/6th

Just the Protoss campaign, but it was the whole thing

HAHAHAHAHA HE SAID EPIC

Simply ebin :^)

What's your idle animation?

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FUCK THE ZERG

The Xel'naga found the protoss when they were a race of primitives and uplifted them but the protoss got upset and attacked the Xelly boys so the WL went and found a parasite on another planet and uplifted that and created an Overmind for the new race. The Overmind then ate 99.9999999% of the Xel'naga, lmao.

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imagine enjoying this boring ass piece of shit game LOL

It's the same thing that happened with Diablo 3 after 2. They took a gritty, gloomy but still very colorful game and turned it into a flanderized mess. The worst part is is that higher polygon count and better effects are completely wasted, both games have objectively worse visibility on everything. It's much harder to make out what's happening in large battles or when lots of effects are going on compared to their previous titles.

Damn that was an Epic cinematic.

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If you're talking about the game on stream, it's not the 1998 version of SC.

......Epic.

IM FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL

>more of this shit
for christ sake

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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Fireball Island

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>this was discovered last year guys
>guys this game is so old we just now found out about this!!!

This was a common recall strat in tournaments years ago.

WHAT AN EPIC "TRICK"

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Oh fuck yeah

>i forgot lol
wow

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no it wasn't

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using an archon to fuck up the pathing and do a bigger recall was discovered last year m8

"i dont know how to do this trick so ill explain it" someone pull the plug

Pros:
>Solid gameplay with no insane choking
>Good explanations of mechanics and lore
>comfy
Cons:
>PWHAHA trying to hard to be the new blueglass
>retarded brainlet zoomers in the thread that can't stay focused for an extended period of time
>maybe a bit drawn out at some points if I have to nitpick

Granted I'm an RTS fag, I'll give this a solid 8/10

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>BWAHAHAHA

Every time.

Fuckin' yikes

>Practice the trick so much you forgot how to do it
Nice

>yesterday
>get home from work
>4 hour Pokemon "speed"run
>today
>get home from work
>3 hour Zelda "speed"run

STOP PUTTING LONG RUNS ON DURING PRIME TIME.

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Yell nigger

This is a 2017 strat

>3 hour zelda run

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it was a solid A run

Bugging pathing to get as many units into as tight a spot as possible for recalls is nothing new, even a year ago like the runner said.

Yes it was. Anyone doing a recall with only a single arbiter but a large army did this.

Is this Zelda run going to be good bros?

>forgetting 50% of your tricks

Yeah this shit is fucking annoying

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wagies, will they ever learn

Alright fap block is over just in time.
Is ALBW an interesting watch? I dropped it pretty early into the game.

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>another donation from the yetee

>Another 10k from Yetee
fucking hell, they really are drying out for donations this time around

>3 hours """"Speedrun"""
Time to sleep

Is LBW worth buying a cheap 3DS for? Wish they'd port it to Switch.

>3h of boring RTS and now over 3h of BING BING HEY LISTEN!

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Finally Zelda. Fuck Starcraft.

no it wasn't. do you want to see the TL thread from last year where people freak out?

WAKE UP

>2nd zelda game of the run
>it's another let's play
can't wait for 3 hours of SWING SWING HIYA

Wake me when the three hour Sneed between Chuck run is over

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>Is ALBW an interesting watch?
Can be depending on the runner.

NOT THIS WHISTLING NIGGER, MY SENSITIVE 'TISM EARS.

imagine having this shit taste

10 THOUSAND DOLLARS..... ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND were off

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>prime time
Just don't live in an American timezone

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nope, this is nap time. 100% uses a few glitches but it's still very boring, sadly. any% is less than a quarter of the time so it baffles me why they chose this long, barely run category.

What the fuck is this shit

>2 hours of slow running and rapier poking in DS2

>WAKE UP (WAKE UP)

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>mfw best dark souls game is on deck

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Why does literally every gamer girl dye their hair?

MMLMMLMMMLMLMLMAKEUP

Wake up!

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Holy shit it's the guy from System of a Down

haha you're funny

imagine liking fucking starcraft over zelda. You may as well not play videogames at all

finally a normal well adjusted person

The thumbsticks on the cake look like they would've been a bitch to make

>gamer jersey
yikoof

Aposematism

Anime, manga and gaymen

LINK

zoom zoom

Well to be fair some of the best runs are on at like 4am yuro time too. Is being a strayan cunt the best for these events?

is the grill a tranny?

here's the thread in question
tl.net/forum/brood-war/533467-game-changing-discovery-clustered-recall
>may 2018

It's the female equivalent of a neckbeard -- shows some sort of mental lacking

It was at AGDQ 2019, but that was Any%, I think. Pretty good watch that reminded me how I completely forget everything about that game.

>one of the best RTS vs a boring platformer

lol

Best Dark Souls but worst speedrun category of it

Doesn't it also ruin the hair if you dye it with such colorful colors?

HOLY SHIT MAN THE HARPOONS

This guy's hair/beard combo makes it look like he's shoving his head through a giant brown croc slipper

It all makes sense now.

Just got home, left during Katmari. Any good runs happen since then?

HE COME TO TOWN

LINK
HE COME TO TOWN

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HE COME TO TOWN

>tfw just watched RA3 and SCBW runs and it's prime time to go to bed here in Yurop

gg gdq

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this girl looks ill

kungfu is cute

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Imagine feeling accomplishment through speedrunning. These jokers couldn't handle competition in school, in sports, or in their career, so they had to retreat to the smallest pool of competition in order to "achieve" something.

lol

The event takes place in an American timezone.

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I love that System of a down song.

>3 hours
this shit better be good

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The same reason gamer guys grow long ugly beards

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST MILKERS IN GDQ

it's the gdqflu

>liking a game franchise that started in the mid 80's over one that started in 1998 is zoomer
What the actual fuck does any of Yea Forums lingo even mean anymore

Ohhh great 3 hours of "speed run" how the fuck you can still call it a speed run?.

TOWNMIND

Yeah, but they're raising money for human trafficking and what are YOU doing? Jealous bigot.

Girugamesh

Its pretty cool, the runner is also a pretty chill guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=AFUYLf8EdII

god she's so fucking wet listening to him speak, she's going to get stuck to the chair

BEARDS XD

>Listen to SOAD as a teen
>Never realized the political shit in their songs
Was i just too retarded to get them or something

Enough with these hack questions

>he only watches 20min speedruns
Nigga the long ones are the best ones

ok that was EPIC

You know you can do both right

EDOBEAN DUH

>This fucking autist can't converse properly
Lmao, the chick is trying to carry the conversation so hard

>liking a game made for children when you're an adult
OOF

Would Serj fuck Kungfufruitcup?

WHY ARE THEW DOING FUCKING INTERVIEWS? THIS IS ABOUT SPEED RUNNING HOLY FUCKING SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO SOME IDIOT IS TRYING TO SHOVE BEING SOCIAL DOWN YOUR THROAT

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let's just say girls don't go to these events

>RTS "speedruns"
Thank god that's over.

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Is there anything more söy than having a nu-beard?

Being you.

Based prize goblin

How bad do you think Sent smells?

wow
haha
awesome

That raspy "hey", my God she's so cute. BestGDQ girl.

If you dress like that dude on the couch, thats why you are an incel

She's way more autistic than him you fucking autist

She sounds like she wants to fuck him.

Every single Blizzard game is meant for children. No shock.

>posting this fat ugly bitch

I like my women like I like my coffee.
Racist.

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Not being able to grow one at all.

Lets just say she’s blowing some guys chod to be there :^]

they should make kungfu's peepee panties a prize and they would break $10m in donations

Caring about söy in general

Why hasn't prize goblin tried to transition? Is he immune to the bullshit?

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his scent probably heralds his presence

using söy to describe things

If you're the kind of person to actually show up at this event, you probably wouldn't mind hours of a single Nintendo game

Is there going to be a horror block or should I just go back to not giving a shit about these ugly dweebs

C&C wasn't a real speedrun but did you even watch Brood War? Most of the missions were done in less than 5 minutes.

Dodging wordfilters for dead memes

WebmAnon, you are loved and appreciated.

youtube.com/watch?v=DJzgTZ68g9g

sorry I'm bad at webms

actually drinking it?

Being you.

>girl interacts with a male on steam
>"OMG SHE WANTS HIS DICK SO BADLY SHE'S SO WET!"
Never change Yea Forums.

>gain a ton of weight
>none of it goes to your tits
poor kungfu, I guess life isnt fair after all

The only good long runs are comfy FF runs

But how a Coffe can be racist tho?

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>vinyls

He knows he's too fat, ugly, masculine, and nasty to transition

yes

Here's an older webm of her

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>This triggers the söys.

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Too hairy and touched by men

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You honestly think a bunch of incels can read female body language?

>Every donation insentive is for garbage you'd be ashamed to give away for free

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shut up Russian dummy

What's that symbol in the bottom left mean?
Never mind I see that you're actually a drooling retard now.

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i actually want to put this on my desk

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I have to assume that's the case, since no girls ever interact with me

Isn't this the girl the torpedo tits artist designed?

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>>girl on stream
>>"OMG TRANNY!"
FTFY

>fat ugly masculine
Those are all boner inducing for me

posting a video of prior fat doesn't excuse her being currently fat

>kids don't play M-rated games
Ignorance is bliss. Nearly all of GTA's audience.

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When you're trying your best to be a good host but can't contain your love for the Führer

BASED PRIZE GOBLIN

cringe

Based post triggered neckbeards lmao

But so is proto.

Based Prize Goblin

I'd unironically want to smell the chair she's sitting in after she's done with a lengthy and sweaty gaming session i bet it'd smell godly with some scent of farts she sometimes let out, this would get me very horny and I'd take my member out and start rubbing it all over the chair with precum already oozing out of my penis i'd shoot a load very quickly. I'm actually sniffing my chair right now imagining that it's kungfu's chair, shame that my chair is not a gaming one like she has, i should probably buy one but it'd be weird if i cum on it every day then sit on it won't it?

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Im trying to suck tmr's dick

Where’s the dick?

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can you spot me 20 bucks
i already donated all my monies :(

thought I heard his laugh when they played punch out

He gets enough Goblin pussy for it to not be an issue for him.

>3 hours of zelda
Fuck me
What am I gonna do during that time?

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Have fun with your kiddy games nincel.
Cope harder btw

But do you want those qualities in a man or a woman (male)?

Who else going to /sleep/ now?

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Never said it did

Yes and it's great

rewatch bonesaw's jak and dexter run

some of the shit they have i cannot find anywhere like the little Geno doll from agdq

Send me dick pics

>ignoring my argument
kek get fucking rekt retard

So when's her run? and when did she transition :D

$600k!?
Amazing.
Now me and my brothers can purchase more Ak's and bomb material instead if first aid supplies.
Thanks GDQ!
inshallah!

I just woke up

When he gets older&fatter he can fuck any anime girl he wants

have sex
or play video games, god forbid

you mean bananatits and yes, they work better in 3d

Fags like you

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Oh boy more autistic nintendo games

gross looking makeup, yikes

Why is that bald man always on the camera acting like a moron?

In the amount of time between runs they could fit at least one good run if not for their combination of constant shilling and a grossly incompetent tech crew

can i get a ratings list so far please

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>no hips
Other than that, she wasn't bad.

Nin-nin boom boom.

>is slim and skinny
>has FAT arms

WHY GOD?!

This Zelda a fun run to watch?

thats the woman raping some poor monitor company by sharing its name

>shitty american players freaking out over something gooks have known for years
typical

What the actual is that flailing autist in the crowd even moving his arms to? Every single song he isn't on beat whatsoever.

>tune in
>dancing dad dropping a giant Nazi salute
What the fuck is going on?

IS THERE GOING TO BE A CAVE STORY RUN? IF YES WHEN?

Cute guinea pig

>3 hours of shitty zelda
>then 2 hours of shitty dark souls
what the fuck?

Hopefully.
Papa ZFG says ALBW is a good speed game, so I have high hopes

But she's a real girl so w/e.

Fat arms are a sign that a woman will eventually become a landwhale

Can we initiate our FoxHound with that money?

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Considering it, doubt I could stay awake throughout all of this run anyway.

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most girls get fat arms in their late teens/early 20s for some reason

>Argument
>Kek
>Nincel
>Cope

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Why did he rub his hand against sent's body like that?

>Starcraft 2 is better
lel

And how is he not tired of doing it? I stopped watching hours ago and just came back and he's still at it

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Why did he get banned again?

Man (masc) (male) (gamer male)

Huh. Everyone was freaking out about an RTS being 2 hours, but a Zelda game taking 3 hours... nothing. Strange.

Whose delicious booty is this

why does Maisie williams have a goblin face?

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twitter.com/svpereight/status/1144001283675840518

it's drama time!

Speedrunning is only fun in platformers.

FILL UP YOUR HEARTS

>shadman

asha lama lakam brother
lets kick cancers butt

post it fagget

That didn't stop anyone else

One's fun and the other is FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH.
It's simple, really.

its CG

A FUCKING LET'S PLAY

Does remastered look significantly better? It was hard for me to tell the difference between original and remaster. Pretty sure the video wasn't always at 1080 though since my internet is being retarded

Why are there no Somalian runners at GDQ when it is hosted in MN? Seems pretty lacking in inclusiveness.

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Wait this is the 3DS one
FUCK

>3 hours of zelda

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gunna av ourselves a red weddin' ain't we!?

I can understand wanting fat and masculine, but he has to have a cute or handsome face for me

Why do loads of women get fat upper arms? Like they can be a fairly normal weight but still have unusually fat upper arms.

At least this Zelda shit doesn't have the cringy laugh guy

>three hour """"""""""speedruns""""""""""

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Good.

FUCK NIGGERS

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Listen to this fucker talk, he definitely has some form of sperg

>all 100
This is gonna suck.

But I'm fat hairy and uncut (male)

Weren't they donating to Doctors without Bombers?

Literally who

This whole day has been shitty games until now faggot

>Koumajou Densetsu 2
I didn't know my wife's game was getting a run!

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The sprites are much higher quality and higher framerate I think. Not something you'd see in 1998.

Based

Keep crying, faggot.

of course
the original is not sòy enough for GDQ

>tranny gossip thread
Of course
No girls exist on the internet newfag

What

Because we're on nintendogaf

The different is one has more of an audience than the other. More people like Zelda than RTS Games, and ALBW is a great fucking game too.

one of gods subtle ways of telling us which women are better for breeding

is this guy having a stroke?

VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT

>not knowing drbasedbody

people complaining about RTS are whiny zooners. they people who are pissed about 3 hour zelda have done this rodeo for the thousandth time already.

AND

the only thing I look to is prize goblin desu lads

redpilled

tell me, why does zahear talk like this?

Does this guy have something wrong with him?

>over 3 hours of a Zelda game on a fucking handheld and it's not even a good one

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oh god this guy's voice I cannot fucking listen to this for three hours