SHUT SHUT SHUT UP BE EXCITED PRE ORDER POKEMON SWORD AND SHIELD IT’S GOOD
SHUT SHUT SHUT UP BE EXCITED PRE ORDER POKEMON SWORD AND SHIELD IT’S GOOD
Time’s up, Masuda
MASUDA PLEASE
>at any point of the day, their Twitter is a disaster
its glorious
why does jumping off a bridge kill you
there's watter
Naggers can’t swim.
Surface tension and the force generated while falling. You know how certain bugs can stand on water like it's a solid? That's surface tension it's the water trying to hold itself together. From a high enough height it's like hitting a solid object.
>already seeing special offers in stores only IF you pre order pokemon sword and shield
kek
Slap your hand against a body of water with full force. Now imagine your entire body slapping that body of water but like a 1000 times stronger.
more like sword and shit
>I CAN'T USE MY PERFECTLY TRAINED, IV, LEVEL 100 MEGA/Z MOVE, SHINY WAIFU LOPBUNNY IT'S SHIT
Fucking get excited for the new mons, you faggots.
It's hard to get hyped by a game that was made by extremely lazy and greedy people. The graphics already show how half assed this game will be.
NO, ACTUALLY, DON'T GET EXCITED FOR NEW MONS! GET EXCITED FOR KANTOOOOOOOO! YOUR CHILDHOOD IS BACK!
After a certain height, it's not that much different from falling on concrete
Pokemon sucks in general.
Shut up you hack, I'm trying to play some fan-games
i would like to be excited but game looks like shit
>get excited for the new mons, you faggots.
That's the problem, GF wants you to be excited for Kanto for the eleventh time
The culling was long overdue. You cannot deny this.
How about you hang yourself instead
>NOOOO THAT SHITTY OBSCURE POKEMON WAS MY BRO, I REALLY WAS GONNA USE IT ON MY TEAM THIS TIME!!!!!!
Kantochads dabbing on seething zoomers as usual I see
Anyone else remember when this guy used to just do the music in these games instead of fucking them up as a director?
Good times.
>fall
>hitting the water breaks your legs
>drown