Have you fallen for the VR meme yet?

Have you fallen for the VR meme yet?

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>Blade and sorcery not on sale

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it's early access bro.

Thanks to Yea Forums I have not fallen for the meme gimmick fad!

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You know what we want to see OP. Post molestation webms.

You didnt say please.

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Yeah I fell hard, in fact I'm going to go play some of my shiny new VR games right now

post more or else

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Yes and B&S is my favorite game for it so far, even if the physics for it are currently dogshit. Once the AI actually starts reacting to pressure, momentum, and other impacts it'll be great.

News from r*ddit is that next B&S update will have the enhanced climbing/grabbing system, meaning you can grip anything nearly anywhere including people
Also curbstomping if you full body tracker trannies can tear yourselves away from VRChat

Nice, the grabbing sucks ass right now.

Where's the deepthroat rape?

I tried it at a friends house and now I want to buy a valve index.

good goy

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So they're finally implementing full body tracking? About fucking time.
This. I'm tired of having to hold enemies by the wrist like they've been naughty children but unable to do little else with their arms. As it stand now even if you grab them with both hands on their sword arm, they still do their attack animations and resist being moved to the point you're better off not even trying. Seriously, it's like trying to interact with a statue as it stands right now. They completely resist any kind of force imparted on them.

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Yeah I did but it's still like the IMAX at your house and it physically affects me, and that's all I wanted

holy shit

I got an oculus last year. Haven't used it since the initial meme factor wore off.

That actually really fucking cool. But please post some molestation/abuse/torture webms

Had my first real accident today. Knocking the shit out of a big full glass of Fanta Exotic Zero that was on the opposite side of the room. Victims were my great guitar tuner and my keyboard. Currently using the virtual one. Now I understand those retard Wii and VR videos. After a while you get too immersed, lose track and mongoloid shit can happen. I hope the hairdryer trick works. Fuck VR

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Retard

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stab one into a wooden table through her back and hump her face down

Been in it for years with no regrets. It's interesting to go into these threads and see what the naysayers say about it. Most just parrot the same lines with no thought at all.

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VR games are a good way to sell shovelware shit at inflated prices. I'm honestly struggling to find good value games

VR isn't catching on because the games being made for it are short, linear, story-driven "experiences" that are the exact opposite of what people play outside of VR. It's not 2009 anymore.

>She fucking swats at your hands if you grab her ass
First time in years I've genuinely been amazed by a video game feature.

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Post your face when you haven't fallen for the VR meme

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I got a Rift on sale about a year ago. I've used it a bit but it's not set up right now, I rearranged a bunch of stuff and there's nowhere good to put the cameras anymore. I need to get some wall mounts for them or something.

I knocked over my monitor a while back, got too immersed in what I was playing (I think it was Superhot) and there was some part where I was trying to lean over a table or desk in the game, and put my hand down for support, partly because I knew my real desk was somewhere close in front of me and my brain got mixed up about what was real. Naturally I was like a foot further back than I thought, my hand just fell through thin air, and I went face-first into the desk. Fortunately nothing was damaged.

>i want one but am too poor to get one

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>not using vr for porn
>not making models and screenshots to fap to
virt-a-mate is the game if anyone is curious, it's free.

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Hhahaha, the VR meme. just you saying that shows me that you don't have any idea what you are talking about. this is the technology of the future and the fact that you are too stupid to see it is embarassing. emphasis on the ass, because thats what youre making of yourself when you post these preposterous opinions

I don't mastrubate for I am a child of God.

I did last may. I don't regret getting it, but I regret it's basically comatose as far as content is concerned. You ocasionally get an okay game that dies (Vox Machinae, Contractors), or an okay game (Space Junkies, Blade and Sorcery), but at the end of the day it's still just VRChat and Pavlov.
And both get increasingly more shitty with the updates.

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we shall see

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lift one by the buttocks and throw her on top of it.

Yawn

heello where is cleetoris.

Yep pretty much every vr "game" is a 30 minute tech demo. Best use is for things like flight and racing sims

>not going all out and posting vr cunny

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If VR isn't catching on now, adding more buttons and higher res screens aren't going to turn it into an instant success.

This. Still waiting on valves flagship title. and my preordered index

It's baffling how people think the release of a new more advanced $1k headset is going to encourage developers to make better games

>have a fetish for neck snaps
>violence + mod is perfect for that, even gets the facial expressions right
>isnt available for the current version of b&s and you can download the previous modloaders anymore
life is suffering

I have high hopes for the Quest expanding the market.

POST THE RAPE WEBMS ALREADY

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It'll expand the market but it won't help the game problem given it's mobile hardware

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what game is this?

It only hardens and pertrudes when aroused.

>Fortunately nothing was damaged.
That's great. My keyboard seems to be working again since I'm typing on it so that's $50 saved, but I think the guitar tuner is completely fucked.
This shit can be dangerous. Even if this room is big enough and I position myself correctly after maybe 30 minutes I might as well be on Mars as far as orientation goes. I feel like me slamming my fist into something is inevitable. And this is tethered too, the Quest/Vive wireless people probably have it even worse. It won't be long before your desk story happens to me either.

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Isn't that image disproved?

wtf just like my dick????

It looks fine in motion

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I have fallen for the quest meme and I love it

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Wait until FBT update. We'll have humping and leglocking and facesitting webms and everything.

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first time I played that and my dick twitched when killing and mutilating all the women I knew there was no real place for me in society

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>facesitting shortstack climaxing and finishing with a axe to the balls.
can't wait~

Yeah it's tough, especially if you've got a space that isn't quite big enough. I mostly stick to seated games or ones where I can stand pretty much in one place and don't have to flail around a lot now, there's just too much of a chance I'll crash into shit otherwise.

post some good shit faggot
erotic killing and shit

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Learn to draw dicks correctly, fag.

>that fist bump
what a bro

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I did. lost 40 pounds thanks to VR games that let me work out

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Das it mane.

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Will Blade and Sorcery support finger tracking? Can I do the GoT eyes thingto some cute barbarian ladies while I hump them?

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Send me a reference picture then?

You are not alone at least.

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here is some more, I think it looks fine for a mobile SoC but I'm also a shill so what do I know

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penis

I want to fuck this mouse

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sure did and im now having fun with video games

i'll get one when they give me gloves as controllers and that sweet setup that holds you so you can run on the spot jump exc. and when they only allow people with such equipement to play games so fat people cant have fun.

pic related something like this for $$$2k and I'm in.

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they knew people would pull that shit so they added that extra detail.
though, technically she would do the same thing if you grab in the general area behind her.

God please no.

That had a dlc update recently, right?

I did and am massively dissapointed with how jewish all the vr devs are. They charge more money for less content than normal games. It's fucking bullshit and it's so goddamned blatant.

>you can do the john wick "slam the dude against your knife" move

uh.. cool I guess

>those balls
Do you have something to tell us, user?

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Don't forget to thank facebook for making AAA VR game

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>looks at the ground even in VR
What a beta

I'll look into VR in about six years, so 2025
if the trend is still going and didn't die out then there may be something worth getting

These are badass and I know you're probably getting off on it which is fine but I just want to see more brutal kills.

So I'm guessing all the sjw haven't heard of this game yet because I've seen no outrage.

Yup, it added another hour of gameplay, so it's around 6 hours now. It's one of the better singleplayer VR games

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Yeah, and keeping it to their shitty fucking service/hardware.

hugging her feels amazing in VR

SJW don't actually play games or care about indie shit that won't get them brownie points.
If they made an outrage about this game I'm sure the sales would spike and some people would get into VR.

It's hilarious playing Rec Room's PvE and Paintball modes, you can instantly identify the fat people since they're constantly wheezing into the mic and are totally useless

>less decal memory than Jedi Knight 2004

reminds me of that GoT scene with the Hound slamming a dude face first onto a piece of wood until he's super dead

These games wouldn't exist without oculus so its their good right to keep them on their storefront.

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I'm reinstalling it now. To be honest I wish they did the campaign more like a retro Zelda instead of just going left to right the whole way. Like different stages all connected together for you to explore and backtrack to.

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hey just keep it in the bibo game and don't bury anyone in your basement okay user ?

GOD, I FUCKING LOVE RELOADING GUNS IN VR

YES

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>when you reload so fast it's like you never even stopped firing
>the guy just keeps reaching for his waist and throwing away magazines fumbling, desperately trying to fire back

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Being a lefty is suffering.

lol

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>When you master akimbo reloading
>When you absolutely obliterate your enemies with point blank akimbo sawed-offs
>When you bum-rush newbies with deagles.

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Ya but my headset smells like rotting garbage because I sweat so much when I play Beat Saber. Dabbing rubbing alcohol it helps.
>Get a VRcover
It's not the mask, it's the band around the head and ear parts.

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>This is the best bet VR has at Time Crisis
>it's le Dark Souls of shooting galleries with one or two levels.

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>most games don’t have akimbo loading you have to pick up the clip from your belt and then put it on because it doesn’t spawn until you pick it off your body
>user just bullshitting and sounding like a tryhard faggot
What game shitlord and whats your handle?

Leave idiot

>clip

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Mag whatever faggot. Still didn’t answer my question you lying PoS.

VR is for homos

Found the fatty.

Kill yourself idiot.
Did you do it? Cuz I didn’t leave look at all that power you have kid.

Pavlov.
>Eject empty mags
>Holster weapon #2
>Reload weapon #1
>Holster weapon #1
>Unholster weapon #2
>Reload weapon #2
>Unholster weapon #1
You've got holsters and ammo pouches on both of your sides, you don't have to do any weird shit to execute this. You can even get away with having 2x the ammo capacity if you just have two guns ready at your hips and you discard the ones in your hand. Often you get a retard trying to rush you because he thinks you're knee-deep in reloading your sawed-offs while you're waiting with two brand new ones pointed in his direction right around the corner.

Reloading akimbos is only easier in H3VR because you can just holster both guns and insert new mags/rack the slide while they're in the holsters, but that's never going MP so who cares.

God I wish that were me.

Honestly I want to fuck with one of the headsets but they're way too expensive for what's currently a massive gimmick

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Want a fucking lapdance in VRChat you faggot?
Maybe I'll ride you reverse cowgirl to prove just how wrong you are? Bet you'd be sorry.

cant wait for the shitfest that is the multiplayer of this game

Compound also lets you do akimbo if you're not a drooling retard. You can either holster one weapon, or just drop/throw it in the air, reload, catch it, and then reload the other the same way.

>MFW you realise the future of horror genre is inevitably gonna be dumbed down to nothing but jump scare on VR

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>file name

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Go away homosex

Is he working on it? Sounds like a fun disaster.

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SOON

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You'd say that and I'd continue to ride you and ride you with my unending stamina. I'd stop only if you put a ring on my finger.

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hinting on it. But everyone knows that its enviable

I got a good deal on a PSVR a while back and got some nice experiences out of it so far.

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Adapt, my nigga.

How did they get away with the tampon scene?

what game

Uhh muted

That would be pretty dumb, given that the immersion of VR does wonders for atmosphere.

you have no idea how much I want to see a vr horror game that uses the method to fuck with your senses, like messing with depth perception, or fucking with meta shit

Hopefully it will be easier with knuckles, the biggest problem is bumping the wands. If you don't care about realism, reloading bolt actions with a left hand is not a terribly hard process, I can't do sonic speeds with my right hand but I can do fanning in games that allow it.

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d-dont

no idea, guess everyone was too shook after 11 year old breastfeeding another 11 year old scene to notice.

kek

This. I'm a lefty and I started using my right arm whenever I pretended to shoot guns as a teenager and now doing it left handed feels weird. Just use your right until you get used to it

this is now a quest thread

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Spotted the poorfag

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apparently people liked the Transorbital Lobotomy scene in bioshock. I think it would be pretty cool in VR.
Or something like this.
youtube.com/watch?v=ndd8YjM86KI
Would be cool if a game had your character lose an eye and it would just black out one of your lenses. Losing a hand would also be cool.

dang
she hardcore

the fuck

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...

You'd have to be careful not to cause the player to feel sick or lose their balance but I imagine fucking around with scale could be interesting. Ceilings being slightly higher or other subtle stuff.

I imagine once eye tracking is a standard, we'll be seeing a lot of weeping angels stuff and monsters you can't actually look at.

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I really want these grabbing mechanics but with something like H3VR's guns so that I can finally play as John Wick in a video game. I wanna Seoi Nage a motherfucker before plugging him in the eyes with a Five-seveN.

that shit is weird
but it'd also be really cool
when characters get dizzy in the videogame
why not also make the player actually get dizzy in real life
god, imagine playing a VR game and an enemy casts disorient on you and you literally start losing tracking and can't recover

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me too. Imagine proper vore horror game haha I'm kind of scared of anime girls hahaha

Okay, imagine a suit like the OctoCamo that allowed you to feel what your character feels, except dumbed down on the pain scale so faggots don't die.
That's the next step.
The next step after that is consciousness VR.
IMAGINE.

I'm never going to play a VR horror game
fuck that shit

Shame H3VR dev is both retarded and nofunallowed. H3VR pretty much has all the cool mechanics there, but you can't really do anything cool because game design won't allow you. And you'll forever be shooting at twitchy dicks.

>cross dominant, left eye, right hand

What do I do, VR shooter bros?

The face of disgust is the cherry on top. Love that attention to detail.

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wait for boneworks
it's shaping up to be what you want

I saw some footage of it recently and it damn near comes close. It's one of the few things making me even consider buying into the VR meme.

Devs don't want to get complaints, refunds or worse, because people vomited all over their play area or lost their balance and cracked their skull against a wall.

i'm too poor for VR and a rig that can run VR games at an acceptable pace

>im about to make this knife disappear

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it'd be a real immersive experience to say the least
I already lose balance and feel dizzy anytime my headset loses tracking for half a second
imagine a deliberate effect to imitate a spell effect
or just fake drunk feeling

>SCP-096 game with eye-tracking so you have to actually not make eye contact

It looks cool but it'll probably end up being 7 or 8 hours long like every other serious VR single player game that's not a port.

Imagine if VR had Eyetracking inside the headset
all the horror games can hide spooks in the corner of your eyes and they disappear the moment they detect you looking at it

stick to right hand, practice, first close the other eye, then when you get good at aligning sights, keep both eyes open, red dot, iron sights, whatever.

Imagine being that much of a masochist.
Where do you even go from there without drawing blood?

obviously you use a stun baton up the cooch

>post your face when poor
ftfy

I think VR is slowly stealing away my soul
I always feel floaty after a VR session and feel like I'm in a box and I'm seeing vague chaperone bounds everywhere I go

Grab her bY the pussy

>More scared of the ramifications of the media rather than being a poorfag

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Goddam fatty, calm down. Don't need to offer your gay ass-services, just hit the gym and lose some weight.

Only a matter of time really. There's the Vive Eye Pro out already and Oculus are researching tracking for the entire face so users can emote through their avatars.

I've heard of some fun uses for it, like events triggering when your eyes settle on a line of text or npcs knowing you're looking at them and where.

take a shower fatty

I've been playing so much VR that my brain's totally disconnected the visual perception of motion from the feeling of motion. I went to the movies recently, and when the credits started rolling instead of seeing them moving up the screen I saw the credits as stationary with the entire cinema spinning downwards instead.

>vr
youtu.be/p1VfPSBQi7o

really, for me it's I feel like my head is losing tracking and everything just slightly jitters sideways every time I lost focus

>researching tracking for the entire face so users can emote through their avatars.
.hack// gets closer by the day.

I was having very bizarre and vivid dreams when I was playing a lot of VR and sometimes when I was half asleep I actually wasn't sure if I'm in VR or real life which was really concerning.

Lol, just get a spinning top.

it's so bizarre
I'm sitting on my desk, and I feel like my monitor is slowly drifting away

Need sauce on this game.

I'm in pretty decent shape. I've always sweat a lot. Doesn't help that I'm doing top ranked stuff for hours. I end up dripping afterward, wet spots on the floor where I was standing.

Yes. Eye gouging was already present via a mod (Violence +) that broke this update but hopefully since the next update formalizes modding, the guy will be able to get it going again quickly.

It's Lone Echo. One of the Oculus exclusives.

>Colt SAA
>everything about it is a chore
Fuck that gay cowboy shit just give me some tacticool magazine-fed bullshit

Totems were a retarded idea since the only utility would be knowing if you are in someone else's dream. And even then a spinning top was a retarded choice because it from what I understood it didn't even have any unique properties and it behaved like any other top so it wasn't even useful in other people's dreams.

In any case I was never really able to have lucid dreams so that wouldn't help me even if it worked.

>akimbo
What.

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Yeah, but in a game the physics would fuck up and the top would fly into space.

This can't be on PSVR. What game is it?

On that note, does PSVR have any nice anime tiddy games? The only games I've played so far where you can even see your own body are Farpoint and Firewall and neither of those have good tiddies.

A gun in each hand.

That's not what akimbo means.

You should be more scared of the ramifactions of popular culture in general than some silly niche thing for people who are already kinda weird you stupid soccer mom

The rest of the world disagrees with you.

haha yeah I chose to avoid VR, I can totally afford to spend 1000$ on a toy I'll use for maybe 50 hours max

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Just because you three dipshits don't know what words mean doesn't mean shit.

we get it
you're dumb, move on

When I dream I never really question everything. And while most of the times it becomes obvious it was a dream after I wake sometimes I dream shit so mundane and ordinary that I sometimes later think they're actual memories which can be really weird if it involves other people.

>still use virt a mate
>Not using the superior vrgirlz and holodexxx

Are you stuck in 2017?

>Not cybering with russians in VRchat
The absolute state of Yea Forums

are those free?

are you stuck in 2016 ?

no but if you search well you can mange to

fuck that

lol there a free demo of vrgirlz and you can get holodexxx here
yiff.party/patreon/14476419

you lazy cunt

Any more info on this game? I've not seem much since the announcement
Looks lovely for a VR game though

hahaha I'm soooo glad I'm not one of the dummies that bought a rift DK1 and got into developing games early on haha
Fuck I wish I wasn't a poor

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>user doesn't rig giant monster ragdolls in Gmod VR to step and rub their paws on his face
Psh, absolutely pathetic.

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there was some info last e3.

I want to get it just for porn

>horrific proportions
>that skin tone
>that bumpy plastic normal map
>that equally plastic specular
>fucking PHONG in 2019
>that stained 'glass'
wow so much to jerk off to

not that good

>dude skyboxes lmao
>let's be all cinematic
>follow this 'character' for 90 minutes
it really makes you feel like batman!

you kidding ?

this is best porn experience ever , i saw plenty of them

post them then

Where is my Summer Lesson, Yea Forums? Promises were made back then.

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>Gmod
>furry
yikes

depends on what you're into

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The acting in this is 100% 10/10 KINO

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>Enemy women respawn to 100%
>get an erection killing them

glad im not the only one

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Very impressive. VR has a future after all.

Will be cool to lift chairs and throw them at enemies and things like that. In general be creative.

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>Gmod
sorry the source engine is over a decade out of date, I just cannot get off to posed models in it like I did in 2009
I still remember beating off toFULLY MODELLED
However I do respect you as a fellow man of culture

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I gotta make do; despite having pockets deeper than the Mariana Trench, no one's made a 3D game like Virt-A-Mate for my "acquired tastes"
Beggars can't be choosers, but VR does make all the difference.

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PSVR only

I wish Blade and Sorcery had more people behind it. The guy is doing great but there's a lot of potential for this game that it might not be able to realize.

>Still absolutely zero word on when the Index will be available to ship to Canada
Fuck me being a leaf is suffering.

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vrporn.com

Play VRChat

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The layout of that bedroom is retarded.

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I still need to design and prototype my monster befriending simulator
Are there any VR games with good gesture recognition?

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My fear of the ocean already stopped me from playing Subnautica in VR. Then Elite Dangerous becomes a horror game as well in VR.

With the Index controllers coming out I think now the time to embrace gesture shit.
But to answer your question, I'm not sure, maybe the Aperture Hand Labs that just came out.

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>still falling for this overpriced, fucking stupid technology that relies on bullshit gimmicks to provide a shallow fucking experience that isn't at all fun and ruins any fucking gameplay any decent game would have because of shitty wiimote-like controls and the inability to move because it makes most people sick
Why can't we let this fucking garbage die, Yea Forums? Why do you have to keep bringing this shit up? Are you viral marketing drones from VR companies trying to sell this garbage to idiots? Because that's the only reason I can think of that this bullshit keeps being brought up.

This happened to me when I first starting using VR but it went away after that. If it's still early for you you'll probably be fine.
desu I thought it was kinda cool that it was tricking my brain that well

>can just stab a dagger through solid wood
way to ruin my immersion

Haha.
ha ha gotem good

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Which VR game hurt you, user?

I want to, but I don't want to spend the equivalent of a new PC on something that I feel like I'll get bored in a couple of months.

Small price to pay for cordless VR with full range motion.

*blocks ur zweihander with a dagger*
psshh git gud scrub

In space no one hear you scream.

...

Fucking kek!

go back to your AAA garbage, user. There's no lootboxes here for you to waste your money on

>tfw poor

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improving the technology won't make the games better? vr slowly looks better every year

that's a whole lot of mad for one post

tl;dr faggot

Back to Snoy you go.

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1) Still a pain in the ass
2) Fuck facebook and oculus for setting VR back at least 3 years while they competed with valve with lackluster rushed hardware.

I did. Been playing exclusively VR vidya even since i've got a headset, lost my sleep routine and 7kg of mass (which is great), got body tracking, loving every minute in VR. Can't wait for Boneworks.

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>tfw terrible at archery
It took me 20 shots just to kill one fuckhead in In Death

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Plot twist, it's a dick.

that is Hound GoT tgier shit

Holy kek

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jesus that looks bad compared to the normal game.

you made alot of (((vr owners))) mad.

good job replying to yourself you fucking loser lmfao

Space Groper

I'm currenly clearing off my credit cards, and at the end of the year will be using them to buy a new rig and the best VR headset I can justify getting for sit-down and look around gaming. I don't have the room to move around.

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mad

this happens to me all the time, fuck

Yeah, indexes just started shipping, gettin my controllers in 2 days boys :D

The spinning top is modified in a way that only he knows.
If he spins it and it doesnt topple over, he knows it's a dream.
Thats the point of the ending, and why it cuts before you see if it falls or not, he stopped caring.

look up boneworks

never bought vr. just think you're an obsessed loser lol

won my oculus at a company party
thanks for the free vr porn

>Using ranged weapons
>Not topfragging with knives and grenades
never gonna make it

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No, thank you
don't get into politics

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Ima be real with you, I'd buy a VR headset just to play on a virtual arcade/comfy 90s room

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>she won

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the head shake gets me every time

I played Fnaf Vr and expected a bunch of cheap jumpscares, but it was a lot better thatn I expected. The jumpscares are by far the least scary part of the game. It's just got this constant intensity to it that non-vr horror games don't.

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Glove controllers would be way better for VR

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I too find it strangely arousing when mutilating the women. It's very concerning.

I can't see my my waist when I play pavlov
is this normal
I have to hold my headset and really look down

players often admit they pop a boner while playing blade and sorcery, it's nothing unusual and it stops happening after some time. i don't think it's even related to sexual stuff

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Queen Snake

She has the most disgusting proportions of all time. What the fuck it that giant v in her waist. It looks like a dick should be there. In fact, you can see a slightly grayish area around the vagina that is obviously where you could manipulate the model to have a penis

How could he chop off the head yet keep the knife so clean

It's common for men in a fight to pop a boner, yeah street fight, militairy, boxing, etc it's an evolutionary remnant
>Monkey girl is in heat
>see's her puffy vulva
>Dude pops a boner
>You are competing with this monkey to breed
>So you get a boner
>Kick the shit out of that monkey to establish dominance
>Bone the girl monkey
Having girl fighters is fucking with all kinds of your brains circuitry so to speak, really lends credence to VR feeling life like this time around though

>Laughing Skulls

your chest should be under your head, so you can pull out weapons and grenades without problems. otherwise there's an issue

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>Having girl fighters is fucking with all kinds of your brains circuitry so to speak,
Not really. Rape would have likely been a pretty common method of our ancestors propagating their genes, and usually that necessitates violence.

Have you guys tried putting down rugs/towels or something around the perimeter? I don't have VR but I assume the change in texture would be noticeable enough to orient you. Just use it kind of like a bumper strip on a highway

Holy shit you can tell the player is virgin. Even when confronted by virtual women his gaze is fixated on the ground

>Rape would have likely been a pretty common method of our ancestors
Your ancestors maybe

youtube.com/watch?v=EYjlFXL7qjU

Does this count as VR??

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LOL RANDUMB!

>In your lifetime someone is going to be arrested irl for raping an ai female character in a medieval dungeons & dragons setting

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Guess what fag, one of your male relatives was a rapist and one of your female relatives was a rape victim. It's a statistical certainty after millions of years of evolution. You're a rape baby. Deal with it.

Please don't plug your youtube channel on Yea Forums. Its good that you guys look like your having fun but you can't just put some random friends in front of a camera and expect them to be just off the cuff funny and charismatic enough to entertain people.

>VR is boring for another two years before Valve/Oculus bring out actual v2 headsets

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hurt my knees
shouldn't have kneeled when the porn went into doggy style

all these scrubs don't know how to slice the pie

Gotta get myself a better GPU. The 1050Ti can barely run on Medium, according to my stress test.

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why the fuck do my base stations bluetooth connection keep failing

I got PSVR as a gift like a week ago. Out of nowhere and for no real reason. Wasn't gonna buy it myself any time soon but can't complain about free VR. Had never used VR before. PSVR is a little rough, you can tell it's low end VR. But still fun and it's sold me on the concept for the future so when I buy one myself it'll be higher end.

I have

- Skyrim VR (looks like shit, but VR in a world that big is extremely appealing to me, so I'm having a lot of fun)
- Zone of the Enders 2 (looks great, feels cool as hell, already loved the game so playing it from inside Jehuty feels really awesome)
- GT Sport (sucks that it's only two player in VR, but this came with the VR and is fun without it so eh)
- PSVR Worlds (not tried yet)
- I already own No Man's Sky and am extremely excited for the VR update they're doing soon

Also tried Kizumonogatari and Fate/Grand Order VR stuff and those are nice. Need more cute anime girls talking to me. Sucks you have to pay for Dead or Alive Xtreme 3s VR. Is it worth it?

Kind of undecided if I should buy the Move controllers now or wait. I'm going to a con next month and would have to dig into the money I'm saving to spend there to get them.

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VR is for fags

>- Skyrim VR (looks like shit
It looks like complete ass on PC as well with its default settings. Game uses an atrocious TAA solution which blurs the image as if covered in vasline. I turned that shit off immediately and it made a world of difference.

FOCUS on YOU comes out soon

What'd you guys thinks of the Spiderman VR experience? I thought it was alright for a free, movie promotion game.

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their other game, the Rogan thief clone looks interesting too.

That looks like my mates garage. Filled with old consoles CRT's and arcade boxes hes built/bought. Mind you it's a pain for him to maintain them. I've got VR and would totally get one of those emulator arcade games if I enjoyed those games.

NMS is really the only game I'm looking forward to at the moment. Nothing else promises any lasting playtime and it looks like the devs are at least somewhat taking the conversion seriously.

I've had this problem and I really have no answer other than steamvr being shit. What's worse is that it worked fine for several months straight and then started again.

You definitely want the PS Moves but it can wait. Do not buy the brand new ones, they are exacly the same as the PS3 ones except with a 40% better battery life and Android phone charge ports instead(the old models had the same port as PS3 controllers and the PSP).

Wipeout is the best looking PSVR game, it's mandatory for everyone. Farpoint is pretty good too and, unless you hate the genre, Resident Evil 7 is a must.

Don't fall for Summer Lessons, the games are like 1 hour long. It's been kind of lacking in weebgames but with Focus on You and Tokyo Chronos around the corner, that's about to change(those are PC ports). Blood and Truth is the big title this year.

If your PC can handle it, PSVR works on PC too. Google it.

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Could someone link the original vid on YouTube to this? I’ve been trying to find it for weeks now and have had no luck

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it's not on youtube`

I've seen this 50 times and only now I notice she's stepping on someone.

>original vid on YouTube

nah

Incredible. Also, I'm hard.

nicovideo.jp/mylist/58739453
nicovideo.jp/mylist/63800366
nicovideo.jp/mylist/63800383
nicovideo.jp/mylist/65358585

>monkeys
>go in heat
they dont

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PLEASE GOD TLEL ME I CAN PLAY THIS WITHOUT VR

I might have to buy this despite it still being full price

Nope. VR only.

wow, even the hud rips off GoW

Have sex.

is my vive headset always on?
it's so hot
do I have to unplug it?
am I going to get a heart attack when I see this month's electricity bill?

You should be more concerned about the centipedes

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It's intentional so that the lenses won't fog up when you put it on
It shouldn't use much power or be very hot, but you can unplug it if you're worried. But you might want to plug it in a little before you use it to avoid condensation

Reminder tomorrow BaS gets the climbing update, prepare your pervert instincts to rain from the heavens

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red pill me on VR porn, is it worth it? having doubts about dumping 300-600+ on a headset if it's just a meme

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feels immersive
better than jacking off to normal porn
also more labor intensive

it's FPS terminology, a lot of games call dual wield "Akimbo"

s-sauce?

It's a work in progress but its fun to watch it steadily improve.
VAM has a ton of untapped potential, it only suffers from having such a vanilla soiboi r*ddit userbase but such is life in 2019

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what game?

VAM desperately needs a centralized scene server - that subreddit shit doesn't cut it. Even the furries figured that out

Virtamate

There's the repository website but nowadays everything interesting is on the discord(s)
What it needs is a moderately sized subcommunity of people who don't have a fucking stick up their ass but not even TK17 ruskies can manage that these days

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I feel like an idiot

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Anyone else think this looks fucking creepy?

it's creepily making my dick hard, that's for sure

Don't talk shit about default-chan

poorbros...
honestly really considering it with recent years's development, me closely watching the VR scene is making the temptation more and more enticing

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seek help

what the fuck is this guy looking at?
does he know he can move his head to look at things?
for a second there I thought it wasn't in VR

Some guy let me try his occulus a few days ago.
Wasn't that interesting and had shitty glare.

Got my Vive today. Played job sim, dodgeball sim, beat saber, and bought BoxVR, last archer or whatever, and Pavlov.

I don't mind em, I'm actually looking for suggestions for games. I have Rez but I pirated it and may just buy it first. Beat saber I don't feel bad pirating.

How poor are you guys? The HMD is cheap, especially since people are probably selling their shit off to jump ship to Index. You could probably get a near pristine Odyssey+ for like $200
You can get away with running VR on a gtx1060 at medium and better. VR is not ultra expensive to get into as long as you're not expecting to plunge straight into high end.

Ironic as it does demo hopping on Game Jolt and Itch Io has a couple handful of VR game demos of fun stuff that'll sadly never be made into full games or were made at game jams.

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>Itch Io
Free early version of Gorn
Tea For God
Attack On Titan fangame
Shinobu Simulator
FNAF VR (fan remake of original)
Confucious

>The spinning top is modified in a way that only he knows.
Yeah the point of the totem is it's a real-life item that only you know the exact behaviour of. If you are in someone else's dream, they cannot reproduce its exact behaviour (since they don't know it), so you can discern whether or not you're in someone's dream.
>If he spins it and it doesnt topple over, he knows it's a dream.
So why would any dreamer make a top that doesn't topple over? Even if you know nothing of the behaviour of a specific top, you damn well know they all topple over.

Rez: Infinite is super underrated IMO, just turn all the depth settings up.

Fell for it three years ago, still love it to this day.
Index coming Friday. Wanna get into making worlds for VRchat, even though I don't use it much. I like the exploring more than the socializing.

GOD FUCKING HELP ME
I KEEP SEEING THE BOUNDARIES EVERYWHERE

If you're new to VR the weirdness fades along with the initial wonder
If you've been using VR for a long time and you're still getting this shit you have brain problems

Disable the chaperone in SteamVR settings, maybe that'll make the IRL boundary hallucinations go away.

BUT I'M NOT IN VR
I DON'T HAVE THE HEADSET ON
WHY AM I STILL SEEING THE BOUNDARIES EVERYWHERE

I wanted to but Valve hates money for some reason.

>getting the tetris effect from VR chaperones
damn I wish I had this
would be fun to go slightly insane and not be able to discern the real and virtual worlds

fookin gnarly

>Tfw your index comes in friday and you got $30 in free steambux from the summer sale tokens to buy B&S

I've been playing an old as shit pirated version for too long.

streamable.com/9p4uc

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AAAAAA STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN INDEXES YOU FUCKING FIRST WAVE FAGGOTS

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if games would only exist in an exclusive fashion they shouldnt be made at all

GET OFF THE TRIPTO!!! youtube.com/watch?v=GFce2oMTlZQ

Friendly reminder Palmer Luckey was going to open the Oculus store to Vives but he got forced to resign under pretense of DRUUUUUMPF

>30$
i'll have redeemed 45$ worth by the end of the sale
rec me good hidden gems on sale or not

think it's bad now, wait until friday user
i'm excited for mine :)

Yup.

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Demo for Unbrekable Gumball is pretty decent too. maxalo.itch.io/gumball

Creed is pretty damn good. The multiplayer is a fucking wonderful shitshow.

streamable.com/o2ecn

>Buddy buying off my old Oculus from me
>Play area totally rearranged so now I have at least an extra foot in distance
>Index comes in tommorow after I come home from work
>Gonna get a full wall mount set up this time around
>Me and a couple buddies are picking up a ton of VR games during the summer sale
Feels fucking great bros, I'm excited for tommorow, but I may be delayed a few days depending on the length of cables with the Index.
I'm sure everything will reach but if not I can get an extention cable or two off Amazon prime in a day or so.
This also decides if I need to upgrade my GPU or not.
I have a 1060 6gig, and even in VR I never get problems with it, it's always my CPU that gives me guff.
All in all, I'm enjoying the meme gimmick fad life.

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DUTCH BROS TELL GLS TO HURRY THEIR ASS UP SO I CAN GET MY VR

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Yes
t. sim racer

Jesus.

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PLAY BEAT SABER
streamable.com/59uu8

Dirt Rally

>default-chan

Wait. Wait. Wait.

Is there some kind of character creation thing?

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Unironically based.

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Underrated comment

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my fucking god

does this game have mods? might have to bump up buying a new rig for VR a few priority notches

>tfw trying to save up money and not be poor

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why this shit so damn expensive

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These are so creative I would never think of this shit.

>it's only nature running it's course.
So this is what he meant.

Yeah I went through the same when I first encountered Dolcett.

Revive

>his hope for the future: restored

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alright so how do we take blade and sorcery's code and apply it to skyrim VR?

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It's basically DAZ Studio VR at this point so it's the most flexible character creator ever if you have the requisite level of autism, but as the other guy said it's leashed to its reddit rulesfag community who pay for shit you can find with a single google search.

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You don't, Todd. What's the matter? Thought you said Unity engine was beneath you.

wish this was a finished game and not a complete rushjob forced by oculus onto a team of like 4 people

>game turns you into a cuck

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>shadman

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why are you stupid as fuck and talking to me, idiot?
I already know the answer to my own question holy shit it's a simple one word answer too. guess idiot. buy my game

the answer is luna

>buy my game
Relax your tits, I already pre-ordered Doom Eternal, Todd. It's all good.

No cause i am not retarded

Dear lord, bless the future

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lua.org/

like I said lua

Imagine if they get licensing deals with real life JAV stars?

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lua.org/docs.html#books
read these book you stupid pieces of shit
you know how to do that? read a book?
well pick these up and read them then contact me. just come over to my house hire a hacker to dox me after you master these books and i'll hire you really im really Tood fucking Howard

>all those people watching
Imagine the sheer bravery or sheer lack of shame that guy has

It's easily worth full price.

He's ascended.

Funny thing they already kind of have that. Hate that Ai, Anri, and Kaho retired before they could mae 3D JAV VR.

fake, gay and incellicious. kys

I'm a fan of hammers and looking forward to the return of Violence+ and all its fucked up shit. But what I really want is headbutting

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Player have autism? Who he is looking at the ground? Afraid of eye contact?

Masterful

I had a PSVR for about a year and a half, then I upgraded to a Rift. I'm really tempted to upgrade to a Rift S now, just because it looks way more comfortable to wear, it cuts down significantly on the god rays and SDE, and I like the idea of not having to do a bunch of setup anytime I take it to somebody's house.

>That projecting

I want some VR reloading Webm

But I don't look at the ground like a fucking autist or virgin

Alright you fuckers are tempting me. What's the best vr headset atm? Want to look into this

Why the fuck would you play it without VR? You wouldn't even get 90% of the experience.

POO POO

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yeah the jumpscares are just fail states for the most part, thats why FNAF took off the way it is. gitgud and you wont be jumpscared

Playing Moss again is pretty sweet. It seems like the 'table top' perspective has the best range for VR's sense of scale.

the dismemberment in B&S is so good

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Have you fallen for the VR women yet?

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Well from what I understand, everyone starts off with a "vagina" from which the penis forms at times, by this logic, it's probably safe to say that, yes, it's exactly like your penis, if you think about it, licking it is like licking a micro penis.

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Hmph, take this.

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I'm waiting until I finally become a richfag, maybe a year or two

the thing is if I was going to go for VR, I'd want it immersive as possible. sure it's not expensive to get in to but once you get a taste you're going to want more

>no penis
you had one job user

>Can put your finger in their eyes, can't put your fingers in their mouth and privates.
Obviously the priority list is out of order.

I kinda just wanna get it for the porn tbhwyf anybody have experience with that?

Not quite bouncy enough but it will do for now. To be fair and equal of course we must also have interactive bulges.

best combo would be gloves plus the controller, so you can simulate holding a gun or object, then holster it so you can use your hands.

I hope we're not too far off from full body VR, you'd have to wear a mocap-like suit but it would be awesome

Get Ace Combat 7. The VR portion is short but very well made.

It depends on how much room you have in your home, if you don't or do mind flailing around in the real world with a "moving pictures blindfold on" or not I suppose, I do min it, untill they make something that's good enough that I don't have to worry about smashing my ankles in my bed frame, I'd rather avoid it, place is fairly cramped as is. Also the goofiness of flailing around with that thing strapped to your head isn't lost on me.

Man imagine how awkawrd that looks in real life, I'm not really into that kind of dom, more of a half and half, mutually loving relationship with shared control kind of thing.

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>play vr MMO in the future
>can't even pretend to be someone else
Super awesome, bro. Welcome future internet. All the shittiest parts of real life and none of the goods.

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On the bright side, if you die Facebook AI will take over your avatar and nobody will know you're gone.

You don't really know how mocap works, do you?

>Year 2300
>Sip my onions drink with the government aproved daily quantity of water. (It's not much but such is life, fresh water being a rare thing and all.
>put on my gaming sandles/knuckles and helmet, climb in the vr booth and start it up.
>guess I'll see what anons are up to.
>enter 4 chan Yea Forums
>as expected there's a bunch of grown men pretending to be lolies making out with a bunch of grown men pretending to be women and some guys degrading smaller boys while they engage in simulated gay oral sex, but it's okay because straight people went extinct in the great purge of 2050, not like there's any alternatives.
>ask them what the next big vr game will be.
>this one user suggests that it's gonna be a PC simulator, where you can just sit down at this old device and relax playing games instead of moving around all the time.
>We all laugh at him, because that sounds ridiculous, how would you play a vr game without moving around constantly.
>another user suggests it's gonna be a game about a distopian future where straight people survived and managed to wipe out all gay people, real scary stuff.
>We all agree on nothing, of course and start calling each other a hetero after a few minutes, because of course we can't be polite.
>spend most my day on Yea Forums vr again instead of finishing my back log, man, wonder if people in the past had to deal with this stuff.

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I know but the entire games fun factor is built around flailing your arms around and grabbing women by the end and sticking swords up their asses. You couldn't do it without VR.

Mocap takes the moves of my face to animate another's face. I'm not good with my face.
In future MMOs it'll become harder and harder to lie aparently and that sucks. I need to lie to be a good person, people of my kind are doomed. Better die soon.

Just turn it off bro.

Remember, anonymity = hate speech
In the future Facebook envisions we all will be held accountable for our words and actions :^)

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My ventilator, understood. Thanks user.

>vagina
It isn't

fuck off

that game is worth full AAA price

Or more likely SJWs are a boogeyman that underage retards yell about when someone says something mean about something.

Imagine still pretending SJWs don't exist in 2019

If you played more often you'd knew knives are all kinds of fucked up online now, especially on someone 100+ms

not really if you value quantity.
You'll be stuck jerking off to Honey Select/Koikatsu just because they work and have some semblence of content.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bmni4d3Q0yw

this game has really cool move potential, specially the 0:45 of this video

>Even in VR
>I'm still a fat nigger bitch

Why all of the enemies are female?

you can pick

Why did op picked so?

It's fun stabbing females and watching life escape from them.

just BOOST it Todd

this but ironically unironically ironically

It statistical certainty all your male relatives ass raped men and you don't have any female relatives.

>I'm never impressed ever
oh ur so cool user

I'm not sure if the video features it, probably does, but using a buckler's rim to smash a female's pretty face in and subsequently send her flying off from a flight of stairs is one of the most satisfying bits in the gaming for me.

Yeah, it's called Dark Messiah of Might and Magic.

WHERE IS MY FUCKING VALVE INDEX!!!!!!!!

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Maybe get a bigger place retard

Imagine still being a retard who whines about the SJW boogeyman in 2019

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This game is just ryona as fuck
Worth full price desu

It could be big enough but I have 4 tables and 3 book cases in the room with my pc.

It actually does have chairs and various other objects. The chair is basically the best weapon in the game. Lots of places to grab it, very Jackie Chan.

>looking down like a virgin

Navel torture some girl
Most of them look hot desu

Do you need them?

If he says no are you going to break into his home and steal them?

Masturbation is no longer a sin dude

Makes it tempting to go VR...not that tempting though.

Let's be honest, this shit might be useful to make people do some exercise

maybe

If being gay is bad, than giving your meat a good ol' rub, is bad too. Also everything that isn't missionary while holding hand thrusting your hips and avoiding eye contact because it's a sinful but necessary act in order to have kids.

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>VR is helping fatties exercise and have fun doing it
Neat. This is the future we chose.

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Imagine how bad the headset stinks though.

Holy shit this made me laugh so hard

Why would I even care? It's not in the same room as me, nor the person wearing it. Grow up.

>tfw you can justifiably bully fatties online now
Truly, a blessed timeline.

Based
Imagine being a proud girl fighting in arenas while showing off your toned body and then becoming some user's dominated toy before slowly dying in front of everyone's eyes

>Eagerly awaiting for the next porn excercise game to lose that excess weight and gain endurence to keep going for a minimum of 60 minute.
Blessed timeline.

So by based you mean a retard who want a dick in his ass.

You don't need to buy VR if you want a dick in your ass, dude.
There's nothing easier than that.

Are you trying to tell us something little fag?

Yes. That you are a faggot who has dongs for brains

based user being a responsible adult

Imagine her will to fight crumble with a one, well placed punch to the face, and realization that she's about to die when you don't stop after that.

We basically live in the most boring, shitty cyberpunk dystopia ever

I've got like 40 hours in it and it's so hit or miss. Some days I have a ton of fun and interesting conversation with people, and others it's nothing but people talking about DUDE DRUGS AND BOOZE and fawning over the few real girls who play the game

Everyone is imagining you failing at punching so hard that you fist your own pooper to death.

I've walked in on several dudes erping already in vrchat. Also it's a shame that if you use any female avatar you get guys thirsting on you, even if I have a mans voice