SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

I wish muffin would say something fucked up and get banned for life

God I'm so horny for gamers

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When is this Starcraft run gonna be? Bonus Game 3 slot?

Also
>2 hour RTS run
Time for potential comfy.

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God i want to bully your butt

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san andreas is too vulgar
gta 4 takes too long
vice city is probably the only one they will go for

This shit tastes like soap

>tons and tons of trans runners
>0 trap runners

Why?

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Based
Watch as the seething trannkes reply for shaming their queerlist

Same. He's like the only runner I actually want to get a ban. He's so fucking annoying.

oh my god now i dont want the starcraft run, this fucking boring motherfucker is so lame.

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DS2.

How do aquire speedrun gfor bf if cute?

This fucker is boring as hell, peak never seen a vagina face.

based muffing making all the redditfags go away.

traps are just stage 1 trannies

Oh god and it's CovertMuffin too, fuck yes, time for people to get upset by that laugh.

There is 0, ZERO, percent chance you're white and uncut.

Reminder that your reminders don't work because meguanon fucked off after all the bullying

Things that no one wants to hear during a run

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D I L A T E
I
L
A
T
E

girl

>not knowing about perfect dyke
anons...

meguanon is sleeping

PWAHAHAHAHAHA

zankyu

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Harder to get sympathy points for being a trap.

I like him

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>Soviet March
When do we take the capital comrades?

Post boipussy

didnt really pay attention to the run but still managed to snag a free code from twitch chat, is the game worth playing?

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your sob story about cancer
like nigga who gives a shit? just play the fucking game

>they won't even do runs anymore until people donate enough money

why are they holding runs hostage now

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I want to be a girl

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Can you stop?

FWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are there really this many trannies here or are they here simply because of GDQ?

remember touhou fun dressing?
they banned trap runners

I would prefer you to be quiet

>RTS speedrun
no thanks

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Not really.

To make more money. This shocks you?

super mario world blind race

>that fucking melody in Hell March
Fucking say what you want about RE, but the entire genre is filled with top-tier music.

>dissing command and conquer
fucking millenial cunts i should be allowed to kill you all
>but its RE3
yeah that was far from the worst one

>why yes i did buy soda, put my phone on airplane mode and cooked delicious food for the RTS block, how could you tell?

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then be one faggot

because for some fucked up reason no one accepts them, not even the trans

>be trans
>get positive attention from other trannies and ugly nerds

>be trap
>get positive attention from high test chads and sexy girls

Hmm...

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soviets have the best music

kill the dancing father

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reminder

Just getting confy for the tranny drama starting soon.

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Is that the retard that runs warcraft 3 and laughs like a retard?

why no dark osuls 3

It's a cash trap for retards, goals will be met with magic

>*RA

I'm a girl!

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you never stay a trap when surgery is so fuckin easy

cute!

Not him but I'm white and uncut

Incoming FWAHAHAHA

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What would compel you to run Red Alert 3 of all things?

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Great game, and you should have a good idea of whether you like it pretty quick.

gets more soulless every year.

Why are they doing random indie games that no one played that have no speed running elements? Oh well,

what?

WAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

How are you watching the stream if your phone is on airplane mode?

based

>covertmuffin
boy oh boy

What's his story anyway? Is he a pedophile?

Reminder that Tranny's are subhuman abominations that have mutilated themselves and are mentally ill

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gdq is full of trannies and ugly nerds.

To trap you have to be somewhat good looking and passable. Trannies at GDQ just accept they'll forever be non passing and mannish.

It's to milk people who wouldn't usually donate. There is 0 chance that any of these ransomed games don't get played. It's a farce.

Based Weird Al

man those pants really dont fit the style

The rare alpha stacy

>immediately checking phone to see if anyone commented

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user...

Who here ready for:
>F W H A H A H A
>W
>H
>A
>H
>A
>H
>A

any hotties on screen yet? my testosterone levels are rising. also, favorite run so far? i watch the wii boxing one and it was okay.

Cant they just start the fucking run already

>For the hooooooorde

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Half year tops.

Just put this guy at the entrance to the venue

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Oh god lord, why is every rts game run by retards, i just wanna be comfy.

have you tried
>be self-respecting average human that doesnt need to label himself with society garbage and therefore manages to maintain a healthy state of mind
you should try it

Connecting a HDMI cable takes a while.

oooh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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never forget

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perfect dyke

the one moment of clarity
the eye of the storm
next step
the morgue

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yikes

>I love his laugh!

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I GOTTA DILATE

You're the only hotty on my screen user

In his defense I would let her use my tongue as toilet paper.

I like the FWAHAHAHAHA

>soda

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Has anybody else noticed this autistic dancing guy in the crowd like every day lol

>co-op
oh no...

He knows lol

PWAHAHAHAHA

my boy muffin is here

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FAWHAHAHAH

why would a man die his hair purple?

Show for retards

>MLP shirt
wait I thought that subculture is dead

Based Covertmuffin.

was KH3 any good, will this be a fun run?

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that never happened before

>puhahahahaha

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Did she hear the chad buzz from the tinder app?

BASED FWHAHAHA

sounds pretty based to me

Bros

I keep thinking I see bugs in my peripheral vision. I freak out and look where I thought I saw them, but there's nothing. It's not just them running off before I get a good look, I'll check the area pretty fucking thoroughly.

I know they're just hallucinations at this point. But why the hell do I consistently hallucinate roaches/spiders? What the hell is the cause of this? How do I fix it?

Bros, It's starting to wear me out. The doctors can't help, I tried. All they did was give me some pills to mellow me out, but the hallucinations didn't stop.

What do i do?
I'm scared /SGDQG/

What if I don't live long enough to watch a Tranny™ meltdown on the live stream??

What if I can't last long enough to see a girl* cuck her e-bf on livestream with a Spyro speedrunner???

What if I don't stay sane long enough to watch a mass shooter roll in to the venue, pissed over being laughed at by redditors who found his lisp funny????

There's so much to look forward to, I don't want to die bros...

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PHEEHEHEHEE

Nothing wrong with dancing dad.

Oh god it's this guy... three hours of this huh...

KINO

What is this guy's Devil Fruit power?

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Me too. His runs are entertaining.

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Time for FWAHAHAHA

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How do I get a 2D gf?

>let her
>not force her against her will
This is why you are a virgin

wrong day retard

PWA HA HA HEHE HEH HA HA

you see them?
I feel them, my entire body is tickled by invisible insects and I feel like they are everywhere

at least you get to see them

He ate the puha puha fruit. It gives him the supernatural power to suck my inhumanly large dick.

why are they laughing so hard

what's so funny

It's already started

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I would hate to watch these cutscenes without these obnoxious clowns laughing.

how is this funny exactly?

It's not funny at all really

hes retarded please be patient

Sounds hot

God I wish I had 50 less IQ points so I could find this reddit cutscene funny.

is this the game with that weird bald guy that people meme sometimes?

Why the fuck are they laughing? Nothing funny is yet happening fuck

Holy shit. RTS's are so dead now.

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It's a nervous tick

KHEK KHEK HAHAHAHAHA KHEK KKHHH KKHHHH KHEK HAHA HAA HAHA HA KHEK

fuck this shit

>dead
>thousands of active players every day
based retard

I find the whole thing pretty charming

Just get really into thinking roaches and spiders are cute as fuck. In all honesty this isn't a completely uncommon phenomenon, I'm surprised a doctor wouldn't put you in the direction of a psychiatrist or something.

The god awful cheesy acting and accents. Come on, dude.

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Why are these folks unable to hold their laughs?

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Literal autism

>they are laughing
>I must laugh too

>2 hours of a shitty RTS with incellaugh.wav looping in the back

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holyshit the russians killed fucking einstein

That's Kanes Wrath

No, they are just low IQ losers.

>FWAHAHAHAHAHA
>*snicker*
>*giggle*
>FWAHAHAHA

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

THE CHARACTERS SAID SOMETHING

AHAHAHDHAISDHIASJAFHAKSG

SO FUCKING FUNNY

If you wanted (You)'s you could just ask

>giggling tards

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SpikeVegeta spiders picture
Too lazy to find it

They don't sell anymore, fucking brainlet.

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>tranny-in-progress on the left has a brony shirt
Where do they find these people?

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Because you want to fuck him. If it was some greasy neckbeard you'd find it annoying as fuck.

KA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

The slavs fear the samurai.

HAHAHA GET IT EPIC LAUGH

HAHAHAHA A JAPANESE GUY APPEARED.

It probably says *laugh* on a teleprompter in the room.

Meh

who is the cute guy on the right?

No fun allowed faggot. Sit there and scowl and be mad video games aren't fun

It's actually bad since it took on the graphics>gameplay route. There's so much 'emptiness' in some levels and the cut scenes are at times, questionable. Biggest example is the Colosseum arc where a girl is in "danger" from falling. They ride this giant fucking pillar to who knows where, screen then cuts out to her already being safe and on ground. What????

what the fuck I'm watching

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Who's that chink actor? Pretty sure I recognize the voice.

RED ALERT 3 FUCKING SUCKS

Sploosh

PFHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHESABHDSABF

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

I hope she isn't a pornstar

Wait was that Mr Sulu?

>>tranny-in-progress on the left has a brony shirt
Time to ban these threads then.

George Takei, retard.

>"Who is attacking?"
>Takei
Fucking hell

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Based Covertmuffin.

I give you a hint
"oh myyyyyyyyyy"

red-wave-pill me on this game.
Is it even good?

Why the hell is he laughing?

Tim Curry was a national treasure.

>nothing even remotely funny is happening
>PUEHUAHUAHUAUHA every 30 seconds
so motherfucking annoying
I kinda wanted to watch a playthrrough of red alert, but this is unbearable. Remind me to come back in two hours

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George Takei. You may recognize him from your daddy's bedroom.

cool speedrun

A board full of unlikeable rejects thinking they know what's socially appropriate better than people who have pulled in over 100,000 viewers and a room full of people more outgoing than they are.

EPIC LAUGH AGAIN XDDD

ARE YOU BOYS & GIRLS(BOYS) READY TWO WHOLE HOURS OF
>FWAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Alright, I'm muting the stream.

is this the game where they got that tim curry video going to "SPAICE"

LMAO this vid that ive seen 500 times already got ME CRACKIN UP!!!!!!!! LOL! THIS IS TOTALLY A REAL LAUGH

That faggot is insufferable

no, its super simple, easy and babbies first rts
also missions are designed around co-op, so you have duplicate objectives

>Covert still losing it

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>he didn't take his happy pill

It's not THAT funny.

It's decent game in excellent series. Nothings tops RA2 tho.

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Shame about his stroke. it's not fair

Can't you just skip the cutscenes?

God I fucking hate Covert Soi

>Resident Evil 2
Why is it so low on the list? It was one of the most entertaining runs of the show

>PFFFFFF HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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The speedrunners have some kind of autism.

Yep. I can't wait to see all you retards cry.

Redpill me on Red Alert 3, is it shit?

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People paid to see them.

>run has been going on for 10 minutes already
>run timer still hasn't started
What the fuck

Was? He isn't even dead.

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You mean 3 hours

You don't watch cutscenes during speedrun practices

Nice projection fag.

Dude you cant post that.

>The speedrunners have some kind of autism.
Wow really, you think?

Ah, he spoke Hakkera in Freelancer. That's what I recognized it from.

I've also heard that water is wet.

George Takei
You may recognize him because he rapes little boys

This is such fucking kino.

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thats right jake

why are they laughing, I don't get it
whats so funny

Fitting for Trannies Die Quick

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>the people who do the same thing over and over again have autism
In other news water is wet

>everything has to be objective
fuck off cocksucker

in case you havent noticed the rating is flipped

So does he laugh like this every time he speedruns this game even after watching it hundreds of times?

>Laughing this hard over a game you've ran multiple if not hundreds of times.
How many times has he seen/heard this?

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>character says a line
>PFFFTTTBTFHAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHHHGGJJ *wheeze* HGGHAAHAHAHA

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*All speedrunners

it was horrible

wtf

Off to a great start lmao

>Soi faggot already choking

PFWUAHAAHA so wholesome!!!

Fucking hell

HAHAHAHA ALREADY CHOKING

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are they using hamachi?

You're supposed to laugh because he's laughing.

Muffin was fine during Jedi Academy and Warcraft runs, now he's trying too hard

Disregard me then, I suck cocks

Why was this shit approved?

what happened?

Refute me

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RUN CANCELLED

Monster rancher 2 speedrun when

>have to restart the game
Yikes wowiw zowie

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based and redpilled doctors

fuck america

Nice run

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pretty sure it's just paranoia, take care of yourself user

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>liking rap

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AMAZING RUN GREAT 10/10 SSS+ TIER BWAHAHAHAH

It's almost as if autism helps with doing the same minute actions over and over again.

will the DS2 run be any good?

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THE CHOKE START HOLY SHIT

And your mum too.

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I sure love games that have a chance to just completely not work.

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THIS

get some sleep

NOW WE HAVE TO WATCH IT AGAIN FWAAHHAAAHAHAAHAH

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And they are banned

Cursed run

ALIGHT BOYS, BETTER RATE THIS ONE AS A SSS!

what happened to the run? I went to the bathroom and now its back to crowd cam

cheesy cutscenes with campy actors
honestly surprised Yea Forums is too autistic to understand this

SHOUTOUT

TO

THE

TECH

CREW

This is so fucking bad. Jesus Christ.

>06/26/19(Wed)11:47:36 No.468139831
Dist is running, so it should be.

Crowd cam is back, good times

SOMETHING MILDLY AMUSING HAPPENED!!!

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PC games, everyone

Shoutout to the tech crew

>no bubblesdelfuego

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Hamachi/tech failed.

QUICK! Post favorite red alert units

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I guess they changed the (((anonymous))) $1000 donations to (((anonymous))) $500 donations instead

i want to be her and have a musky man cum on her (my) lips

>game can literally just not work
so how did this get approved?

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They always make me laugh
>oh woe is me my grandma passed away then my mom passed away now I'm giving money to a fraudulent company oh my good the feeeeels
Shut the fuck up

Iceplug tomorrow, lads
Also tfw no spike bf

>Cutscenes actually seem fun
>Faggot laugh nonstop over it
>Whole fucking run fails
Fuck this

refilling the onions

>Speed run
>Watch all the cutscenes
Just why?

I hate it

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yikes

>turn on stream
>PUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>turn off stream

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Christ its a camera, not an onahole, learn how to use it without jerking it around you fucks.

Yea Forums always loved C&C cutscenes, these are the reddit shitters complaining.

HE DID THE WHITE POWER SYMBOL BANNED BAAAANNNNED

>40 anonymous 500 dollar donations when they realise the sc amount isnt being met

Thanks and based

No wait, it isn't even flipped, it's just all over the place. What the hell?

I hate this faggots laugh so much, I hate this faggot, this is already the worst time I've had watching a GDQ in years

What went wrong? Why did the game not start

Will we be lucky enough for this run to be cancelled?

>mic not muted
SHOUTOUTS

>"Anonymous donated $500"x100
B-Bros....

Are we witnessing an actual international money laundering scheme?

Are these sperglords inadvertently assisting international crime?

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The cutscenes aren't the reason this run is shit, moron

Nothin' here but us trees

This shit is garbage tier. Where the fuck are the SSS+ tier runs at?

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>wanting a fat ugly spic as a bf
Get some standards user

I hope so buddy, I'm looking forward to it

people only watch this run because of the fwahahaha guy, so they put a tickle machine in his body and they are gonna mash that thing on and off for everybody entertainment!

They zoomed in on a onyons face switch gamer
Pottery

>start the timer
Didn't we already do this?

some of you guys are alright, leave the room right now

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this is great

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>Fwahahah stops

t. morons who never had to deal with losing someone close to cancer

>PUA HWA HWA HWA HWA

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Unlikely

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any cringe highlights?

i mean besides the hordes of trannies

after Starcraft

>ABLOOBLOO ONLY I HAVE FAMILY MEMBERS WHO GO THROUGH DISEASES
shut the fuck up and dilate you stupid tranny

He's cute :3

what the fuck is this? stream for ants?

What the fuck is this UI for the event? The game screens are so small and there is so much unused and useless space they can utilize.

How zoomer do you have to be to not enjoy RA?

Holy fuck this board is lost.

What's the appeal of RTS? I've never played one. What are the best ones?

>Speedruning
>RTS
Are they fucking kidding me?

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Almost every alive has had family member die from cancer.

That's the most he's ran in the past 15 years.

Did they do this on co-op just so they could shove covertfaggot in there?

Do it, make this run earn it's SSS rank.

The laugh seems familiar somehow

I cannot see shit with two screens

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company of heroes

clips.twitch.tv/ResilientCredulousCourgetteStrawBeary

Did Yoshipro get banned?

just like every gdq, get with the times user

>BWHAHAHA
>PHAHAHAH
this will suck

this

What GDQ game should I play while I wait for this (and next) to end?

>split screen rts
Can't see shit captain

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Didn't this guy run Warcraft 3 once?

You're cute

Wait for the re-release(?) of age of empires 2
shit gon be cash

Reminder to defrag your HDD every now and then.

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Warcraft 3 is pretty nice for us who aren't really into the genre because it's kinda like an RPG in many ways.

user, no one likes you because you always strive to point out the worst part of a situation

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make sure to skip 2 though because its garbage

why is ducktales so fucking high, i started watching it because of this list but it was boring as fuck

>HDD

>be overweight
>wear shorts and a t-shirt
way to make yourself look even more ugly than you already

>RTS speedruns

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And the jedi knight games

Can't believe I was hyped for this. RA2 is my fav game of all time so I was interested in checking out RA3 but covertmuffin is a big no no, I can't see shit because they decided to show both screen in equal size instead of having one big and one small... fucking RIP next 2 hours

user thats not how it works, you'd need to be running the charity or whole shebang to even control the money coming out of donations and get back the money ur putting in.

But money hungry SJW corporate jews taking over GDQ and using their platform to launder thier own money from not so legitimate sources isnt too far fetched now that I consider it

Taken out back and shot.

So edgy dude
Exaggerating isn't helping you. And even if that was true why does that mean you can't mention it in a donation, especially if it's going to an org fighting ucking cancer.

Wouldn't even notice it if he didn't react

For data storage HDDs are larger and most cost efficient.

Yes, that's it, CovertMuffin

...

That's way more fun than being cornily positive

FUCK TRANNIESS
FUCK JANNIES
AND MOST OF ALL FUCK

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He always does RTS runs. His Warcraft runs are great.

Try grand strategy games. They're less focused on micro.

Yes we know you don't like videogames and hate all genres they are speedrunning.

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I WANT TO HEAR THE SOUNDTRACK

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You can hear the crowd react, this was displayed on two enormous projector screens in the hall.

>ABLOOBLOO ONLY I HAVE FAMILY MEMBERS WHO GO THROUGH DISEASES
That isn't what is being implied in the slightest when someone donates and their message includes talking about losing someone to cancer. So amazing strawman buddy.

yeah im gonna go and finish steamworld's quest arena instead of watching this shit

wheres halo wars

N*GGERS

>Projecting

>PWUEHEHEHEHE
God he is worse than me

Who the fuck thought this was good for prime time?

Watching this now, is it really any surprise that RTS is a dead genre?

Firstly this event has nothing to do with the prevention of cancer. Secondly donation comments about cancer in an event that succeeds more when everything is upbeat and positive is counter productive. People using a positive event as a platform to express how they're suffering are assholes.

PUHAHAHAHA

Who is the big tiddies soviet girl?
CoH1 has excellent campaign, 2 is great for actual multiplayer.
AoE 2 and 3 are also excellent for people that never played RTS before
you are garbage.

>lacks complete self-awareness and causes discomfort with the behaviour
>lmao just stop being so stuckup bro
no

>like nigga who gives a shit? j
Non-robots who have empathy.

>PFHAHAHAHA

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>waaah muh cancer
shut the fuck up soiboi

>Wait for Dawn of War 3
Yeah, about that...

Fat guys have a hard time finding clothes that fit due to uneven fat distribution. Also, by being fat, you are unable to look attractive so trying is a waste of time.

dont remind me

muh marios
muh megaman

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>*PHWAT*HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
literally buckteeth faggot

MLP is still relevant?
This dude really out here with a vinyl scratch shirt huh

>prime time
lmao this is work hours for the US

Anyone got the universal choke sign pic?

What Dawn of War 3?

Then go hang out in a hospital if feeling empathy is how you entertain yourself.

that would be weird since smb2 was a very good run

RA3 visuals were pretty sucky, but the music, voiceacting and acting in general was top-notch.
youtube.com/watch?v=zu4csNpMKrA
youtube.com/watch?v=lVDyz8Ij1JE

Does anyone know when the awful block is starting? Basically the only thing out there I don't want to miss

imagine defending a game as trash as coh2

>tfw no covertmuffin bf

what do

I WANT TO FUCK THE MOTHERLAND

Why they laught about the scenes? is not that funny

it's right now

>thrusting deeply into the motherland

THRUSTING

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>2 hours
Yeah time to do something else.

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>speed run
>watching cutscenes

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>Cutscene plays
>PWAHAHAHHAHAHEAHAEHA

>pahahahah

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user...

Every time I hear his laugh a part of my brain dies

Good GOD I hate their laughing.

My laughing is perfect by the way. Resonates the entire building with my chadness.

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I want to fuck her so bad bros

>Why they laught about the scenes?
literal autism

>Firstly this event has nothing to do with the prevention of cancer
I didn't say it did. There have hardly been any donos about cancer, literally like one or two.
>Secondly donation comments about cancer in an event that succeeds more when everything is upbeat and positive is counter productive.
Not really, it's reflecting on the fact that cancer is real and serious and it can effect anyones family. The whole reason they have the desire to donate and help is because of losing someone to it. It's not at all counter productive, the GDQs involving cancer aren't brought down in any way shape or form from doing this, and never have been, Your speaking from your ignorant ass.

Show's in it's final season

Imo the best part of Red alert is the silly characters. I wish cutscenes were unskippable.

silence from the couch

why pick the biggest autists to do a job that is talking to crowds

imagine being trash at videogames.

>2 hours long

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""speed"""""""""""""" """"""""""run""""""""""

It started 3 days ago

that boy aint right

i'm not gay but i'd like to gently stroke and caress covert muffin

if gdq hired tard wranglers would it incrase the quality of the stream?

Rts speedrun is not fun to watch....

No ones talking about entertainment from understanding the feelings and plights of another human being edgelord.

You're just intimidated by his superior laugh.

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will /mlp/ die when it ends?

>I wish cutscenes were unskippable.

Fuck you

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kys

HE FUCKING PUHAHAHAHAS AT THE SLIGHTEST THING AAAAAAAAAAUH

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If you reply to this Covert Muffin will be banned from all future GDQs and have his voice box removed

>turn off GDQ last night during that cringe as fuck race block with sunshine/crystal
>go to sleep
>go to work
>get back
>PHWAHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH is on
holy fuck

I've been overweight with a gut for years due to alcohol abuse and just wore dress shirts while I was a belly owner, it's really not that hard to look a bit less obscene.
They could also try losing weight but afaik there is sugar in everything over there anyway.

Wrong. You can still look reasonably fine if you're fat, if you wear tailored clothes, don't show any leg skin or anything above the elbows either, and maybe wear suspenders instead of a belt, depending on the rest of the outfit.
Granted, maintaining a decent look requires more effort than it does for slim people, and effort is something fatties usually don't apply, so it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy

i'm not, that's why i don't play a shit game designed from the ground up with microtransactions that has been abandoned by the devs and now gets updates from a "community balance team" that consists of retards

I want to bully you with tickles

>Speed running event
>"This isn't a speed run"

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this fucking laugh is so obnoxious

and you just know he's doing 100% intentionally every time to be quirky

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autists don't need a show to be ongoing to obsess over it. But there will be a huge shitstorm when G5 is revealed

Steam muted

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FACTS:

1. The ideal speed run length is approximately 25 minutes.
2. The absolute upper limit for a speed run is 1 hour.
3. Thanks for your attention.

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You're gay

How fat are you

>the GDQs involving cancer aren't brought down in any way shape or form from doing this, and never have been, Your speaking from your ignorant ass.
Talk to yourself, you have no idea how many times I watched the whole run mood go sour after one of those donations in the middle of a funny moment

M O M M Y L A N D

How is this funny?

This would honestly be pretty cool to watch for the cutscenes, but they had to have covertmuffin do the run and laugh at every fucking word and scene even though he's seen them countless times before. I was looking forward to this shit for the fmv, nevermind. Fuck covermuffin.

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no hes le based and WHOLESOM!!! xD

>laughing this hard at based tim curry
fuck these guys

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wasnt one of the FF runs fucking 10 hours

How did this shitty game hire Tim Curry?

Tim Curry is such a fucking mad lad.

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This guy makes me embarrassed to like Tim Curry

why dont the audio guys lower this fucking chuckling fag

Cry more.

Show me a fat outside a suit that looks sort of alright in a full body shot.

M'lady

I agree, fucking 3 hour long runs are boring as fuck to watch no matter how good the game and/or the runner are.

Thank you Tomo, very cool.
I agree

>speedrunning an rts
>2 hours
>this laugh
F ranked run, fuck this

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Puhahaha

>shitty game
uh sure pal

don't you have some dilation to do?

it’s funny nigger, it’s classic b movie schlock

yes but it was also off-stream on the second stream which is basically meant for autistic shit like a 10 hour JRPG run, the main runs and audiences were not affected by it

I fucking enjoyed that 4 hours South Park Fractured But Whole run on ESA some years ago desu

reminder that "people" who seething about muffin now are very same "people" who complained about split/second run

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Wake me up when dark souls 2 is on

Do you think he laughs when he has a dick pounding his ass?

Tim Curry is known for randomly showing up in shitshows and being the best thing about it

>all these literal africans hating based Muffin
This is the best run of the event.

You're right, but as with everything, there needs to be a balance. Letting harmless but annoying behaviour go unchecked has completely sucked the fun out of many social situations I've been in, for the whole group, aside from the annoying person and maybe some of their friends.

But people are here to point out and mock every weird or annoying thing a person does, that's the fun for THIS social situation

3. A speedrun should be only made of a game where the screen actually moves!

CRY MORE

umm sweaty... if you don't like it just turn it off??

>microtransactions
lol, opinion discarded, you are a literal retard talking out of your ass.

ffx is 8 hours or so

Yeah, but these guys are watching this event for the first time ever.

you have to be 18+ years old to post on this website

how is that edgy you mongrel

>anime pic
>has a shit opinion

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Hey now. Let's not dehumanize people. They can be scum without us underestimating them.

Wrong

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Nope, fuck off.

Can we ban rts from gdq

You're insane if you think these events are improved by debbie downer bullshit. Using your logic the event would continue to get better and better if they showed less speedruns and more depressing messages. At what point, in your mind, would that no longer be the case? Because we can keep pushing those numbers further and further until there are no speedruns and the event is 100% just depressing donation messages about cancer. You can't give me an objectively measured demarcation point where it would no longer be productive because your logic is faulty. This event becomes less entertaining for viewers the more depressing shit and less speedruns there are. You can go fuck yourself if you think I'm going to open up paint and draw you a spectrum to illustrate the flaw in your logic. Stop defending the concept of making these events less entertaining just because you personally feel compelled to broadcast how sad you are. I don't give a fuck about you, and I never will.

>don't wear anything tight fitting
>don't wear anything smaller than your size
>don't wear anything too loose
>don't wear anything which doesn't let your skin breathe because you'll sweat like a pig
>don't wear shorts
>don't wear short sleeves
>don't wear belts too tight, suspenders are preferrable if the outfit allows it, as said
>bonus points if you take some of your favorite clothes to a tailor, it's pretty cheap
there. not effortless, but absolutely doable. and yeah, aim to lose weight in the long term

I love Let's Plays Done Faster Than Average

Is Civ 5 next?

not true retard

>trannies

>furries

>bronies

jesus christ, gdq.

>literal africans

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>hates anime
>is a faggot

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>calls Konata an "anime pic"
go back

this laugh is gonna drive me fucking insane

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110kg, pretty fucking fat. thank god I at least have a decent face

what the fuck happened here

heavy rain speedrun when?

they are all mentally ill, why use that many labels

It's pointed out because it's funny and cringe. Welcome to GDQ threads on Yea Forums. People like you always complain about everyone being grumpy and not having fun watching these events, but part of that fun is making fun of it in the first place.

Wrong, you have a fat face.

The hypernegativity all the time is one thing. The anime girl posting that never has anything to do with the thread, event or even board's topic is one thing. Making 90% of these threads tranny-bashing even wen there's none around instead of actually talking about what's going on is one thing.

But good god, you guys can't even glean the tiniest scrap of joy or a chuckle anymore from B movie cutscenes and a personable nerd with a funny laugh? Almost every single reply is "why is this funny" and "haha reddit haha" over and over. You're not even having fun with your hate anymore. You're not even trying to enjoy anything anymore. Yea Forums has completely ended at this point as far as I'm concerned.

We need more rts games in gdq.

From what I can tell is that he barely killed the final boss with 1 character alive with very little hp

too much gameplay in heavy rain

Not even close. It's fine to have your fun, but when you're blasting an obnoxious laugh over the best part of the run and the donation incentive you can fuck right off.

A miracle

Did they really fucking word filter africans?

no? Literally only you think that retard

Surprising, huh?

What's it like being obese?

niggers

>too scared to post another anime pic after I punished them for it

Demolished

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That was not a speedrun, that was a whole epic, and I mean the noun epic of the dictionary!

Did Sekiro make it to this event or was it too late for submission?

new bread

Awful post.

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Post belly pics

niggers

Hence, "decent". I have a fat everything including dick

based

Is it just me or is red alert 3 really fucking beautiful? I can't help but think of all the PBR garbage we get now and it sucks.

His laugh is obnoxious and annoying as shit. Nobody would care if he had a normal/cute laugh.

I didn't post a pic in the first place, retard.

It was a tale of friends being pushed together at the most difficult moments and reaching victory when everything seemed lost! It was that fucking good!

>Yea Forums has ended
You're not wrong.
This is a 180 from last(?) year desu.

So what's the point of the Pokemon "glitchless" run?
I don't get it. Some RPGs I do get but this one I don't since for the most part it's just steamrolling the game with one pokemon and a HM Slave or two

>tfw formerly 130kg
>tfw currently 75kg
>tfw thinking of going to a con next month as Red from Pokemon Sun and Moon because now I'm actually normal weight and can wear costumes and not be "Fat Red" and not take up space in the aisles
Feels good.

I actually got to 70 but let myself go a bit. Fixing it now though.

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>You're insane if you think these events are improved by debbie downer bullshit.
They aren't "improved". They aren't brought down either. There is plenty of fun and enjoyment at the cancer centric events. There always has been, and always will be. It's still a positive environment. It raises awareness, and it makes tons of money.

>Using your logic the event would continue to get better and better if they showed less speedruns and more depressing messages
Nowhere did I say or imply this, even a little bit.

>Stop defending the concept of making these events less entertaining just because you personally feel compelled to broadcast how sad you are. I don't give a fuck about you, and I never will.
I'm defendfing the concept of using my functioning brain to be able to recognize that an event that is working to fight cancer and accepts donations and messages is likely going to have those messages mention their stories and battles with cancer. Fucking moron. I don't need to give you any kind of measure of what's 'too much' or 'enough' because the way it is done now is perfectly fine and the whiny outliers like you don't equate to anything. Get your head out of your ass and wake up.

Fuck this time to play some DQV.

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>you are a literal retard talking out of your ass.
afraid you're the retard talking out of your ass
why do you think you can still buy commanders with real money? its because the game was designed with that in mind. its why relic used to release OP commanders, wait for people to buy them and everyone else to whine, and then nerf them later. the cynical cash grab spirit of this game thoroughly permeates every aspect.

Are you lifting also or just dieting?

Fine in spring/winter/autumn, pretty fucking shit in summer. And finding clothes that both fit well and look decent is a chore.

piss off, go eat the lemons life gave you or some other gay shit

fucking ape visits the angriest board and wonders why everyone is a hating and shitposting fuck, eat shit

>wahhh I can't handle people talking about relevant things at an event It totally ruins everything to discuss cancer at an event raising money to fight caner wahhhhhhh
Grow up my dude.

You're ignoring my point because you have no argument. You're complaining that people don't like it as if this is the first time you've ever heard someone complain about it. Recognize that some people want to be entertained and donations messages DO bring the event down for them. You're making the mistake of thinking the way you think is the way everybody should think. Stop doing that shit, retard. Just because it doesn't affect you doesn't mean it can't affect other people. People are different. Stop being an insufferable autist.

>not cosplaying as middle-aged midlife crisis overweight Red
missed opportunity

What are oyu even saying no to? Your summer is showing you stupid faggot

Do you have to put more effort into carrying that much weight when you walk? Doesn't it strains your muscles and bones?

Super glad for you user. I tried dieting, jogging and calisthenics during different times of my life, and got as low as 85? but always bounced back. Next plan is visiting an endocrinologist and trying to work from there.

I was expecting a fun time but got these 2 faggot losers instead. The guy on the left is an obvious faggot tranny in training.
>bad skin
>already balding
>colored hair
>too pale
>pony t-shirt
And the faggot on the right is an obnoxious douche. He has a gay hardon for Tim Curry and laughs at his tiniest mannerisms because hes a closet fag. Fuck him and his gay bitch laugh. Ruined what I thought would be a cool game, but now I see the caliber of people who play it. Pathetic.

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That's not a fucking argument. It's you bitching that people don't like things you like. And you liking donation messages about cancer littered throughout your video game entertainment is fucking stupid.

>best commanders are either the stock ones or the free ones
>all others can be easily unlocked by just playing
>b-b-b-but sega sells them!11!!
fuck off.

>summertard resortes to calling others summer
yikes

cringe.
>not being self aware
lol kys faggot.

>Do you have to put more effort into carrying that much weight when you walk?
You naturally gain more muscle mass on your legs from having to lug yourself around, so it KINDA balances out. I don't like running, but I like talking long walks.
>Doesn't it strains your muscles and bones?
Muscles, not really, bones, I remember my knees fucking killing me when I tried jogging for several months

You don't have a point, you put words in my mouth like the fucking nigger moron you are. Your dumb slipperly slope argument doesn't work, they've been doing this for years, and the way it is done now is perfectly fine. I'm complaining about morons who utterly lack empathy and think it's just whining and bitching for the sake of it to get their sob story out there. I'm complaining about edgy fucktards with no self awareness.
>You're making the mistake of thinking the way you think is the way everybody should think
No I'm not. You don't have to like it, but you also don't need to be an edgy fuckface about it, those were the people I was adressing in the first place. By your "logic" no donations should have messages at all to avboid this. But too bad for you. Maybe follow a post string before you jump in on the argument like a stupid nigger