Paying for steam sale games when all games are already 100% off year-round

I don't pirate because i'm not poor, LIKE YOU!

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incest porn

Cope harder, have sex, and take a glimpse at this American cock.

Why not?

Fucking absolute alpha male

>take a glimpse at this american cock which is smaller on avg than any european cock

pass, we already have public saunas for that anyway

This. Nintendo is for good boys. Don't mistake that for being feminist.

Pirates are dumb

>corporations bad
>keep making games for me to steal though!

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you..

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do you think bill gates spends his time burning $100 bills because he can?

Enjoy the spyware that makes the game run slower

Enjoy handball.

OH WAIT YOU CAN'T

shit

Based

Well he invests billions into third world charities so basically yes

Glad you use pay instead of buy

Add a CFW switch and you're golden
Trials Rising
MK11
Starlink: battle for atlas
Sonic racing
Octopath traveler
Are all on the switch and thus can be played for free

>bought 1st gen switch not knowing that pro is coming out soon

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Who the fuck wants a fucking unpopular sport simulator?

Has nintendo actually made any kind of announcement for that? If not, I'm skeptical

>HAHA BASED DENUVO THANK YOU PUBLISHERS
imagine being thus much of a corporate cumguzzler

Cope harder while I'm busy playing video games because I'm not a poorfag

I'm currently doing the same without paying

do you need a VPN to pirate in US?

>skeptical that the master of Jerusalem tactics and overpriced peripherals is going to make a new version of their handheld when multiple different versions of the GB, GBA, DS and 3DS were made.
sasuga retard-chan

No, of course not. Companies haven't gone after lowly consumer pirates since the days of napster, when that blew up in their face and they got a fuckton of bad press for suing little old ladies who downloaded music and demanding they fork over tens of thousands of dollars they don't have.

This, never ever buy a nintendo console in the first couple years. You know damn well they're fairly quickly going to supercede it with an objectively superior version.

Still lolling at the retards who first bought the shitty 3DS at launch for 250 dollarydoos

I don't doubt they'll release one, but there's been rumors of it being announced any day now since the switch came out. I'm skeptical od any particular lack until we see an actual announcement.

>I don't doubt they'll release one
>I'm skeptical
what?

Yeah I don’t really need to worry about money. The only thing I worry about is time.

name one (1) handheld that nintendo has not released a revision for

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no, b/c I only use DDL and gazellegames

i only buy multiplayer games

Despite what people would have you believe, all the corporatist good boy paypiggies live in coastal states.

how do i learn to pirate? i wanna sail the seas

an unplugged wii u

Of this specific leak. Keep up user

NOT SO FAST PIRATEKEKS

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>NOOOOOOOOO STOP YOU CANNOT TORRENT A GAME THAT IS ILLEGAL!!1

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>buying games just to get some virtual dopamine medals

buyfags really are zombies

buyfags are pathetic cucks
they think spending real money on free shit makes them superior to others

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lmao

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oh no no no no

I agree OP however

>cave in
>go to buy Anno 1800
>no longer on steam
>not going buy it on epic
>back to waiting on a crack

Well at least I tried.

>producing games is free

Way to expose yourself as an utterly worthless shithead brainlet.

Join the club friend, I was going to get it too but saw no steam. Fuck uplay, fuck epic.

Where the fuck are CODEX and CPY.

This is why I waited a decade to buy a n3DS XL with a comfy CFW :)

>keep making games for me to steal though!

Yes. Even if games suddenly stopped to release I already have a tonn of games in steam and some on ps3/ps4 that I would play for another 60 years.
If I hadn`t opportunity to pirate I just wouldn`t buy games.
I buy sometimes. Last day one purchase of AAA was Metro: Exodus. On steam sale I bought MudRunner because I pirated it and I really liked it and bought for mods in steam workshop.

Also I am Russian, so I don`t give a fuck for piracy laws of cuckwest.

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It's pretty strange how quiet they are recently. If there had been another large sting against their coders, it would have been in the news. Has their talent finally run dry? Even older stuff like Total War 2 doesn't get updated cracks any more.

CPY hasn't released ANYTHING lately, not even italian movies.

I think they might have been quietly busted.

I have a friend who LITERALLY does this
He bought Skyrim and used console the get the achievments, and never actually played the game

Convenience in some cases, but I'm probably going to pirate Sekiro because the discount for it's awful.

>utah

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It's perfect for me to buy up on games that I cracked before, but didn't
feel like they were worth the full asking price.
As a kid I just cracked everything, but now since I do earn money I
pay what I think is appropriate.

>heh, only 30% off? No thanks buddy, that money is going to my self-improvement

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>Why yes, I pirate all western games

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CODEX released another denuvo crack 20 minutes after this post

NOOO WTF I WANT ALL THOSE GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE