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replace V with vice city and you got yourself a deal

Swap 5 and 4 and you will get it all right

fpbp as always

No, seriously, what is this shit? Grand Theft Auto 5 was the most BORING mainline GTA game.

swap 5 with 3 and you're good

5 is just an upgrade of 4 and san andreas is an objective upgrade to VC.

having it any other way would be redundant. best 3D and HD universe game

Good thread

4 is spot on.

>

You mispelled GTA 4.

fpbp

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Yes

4 has the best story and characters

but 5 is better at anything else

Cringe.

fpbp
V is shit

Going from based Tommy to some basketball nigger is most certainly a downgrade

This user gets it.

yes because everyone plays gta to listen to a fake serbian accent drone on about muh war. gta 4's characters were actual shit. also adding mandatory skanks into the story was a mistake.

online is golden king homer hovering over all

yeah expect king homer is crying in pain as a flying terminator bike is repeatedly fucking him in the ass making him shit out sharks

boomer
>vice city
>San Andreas

Zoomer
>5
>online

Doomer
>3
>4

you're lying if you say 4 wasn't THE shit when it came out
I mean you could pick up TRASH

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Kate is NOT a skank.

2 IS KING

>le boom zoom doom le sip le zoom garbage
Shut up faggot and suck my dick

Why don't any of the weapon upgrades in V do anything?
>Attach silencer
>Cops are still alerted as normal
Everything else besides shit for extended ammo is for looks. What a waste

Based as fuck op
Vice city (more like vice shitty lol) and gta 4 were fucking garbage

fuck YOU asshole
ill make you a peanut and shit sandwich but your gonna call it lunch

Vice City = San Andreas > Ballad of Gay Tony > 3 > 4 = 5 > Lost and Damned

Not counting PSP games (haven't played) or 1 and 2.

i played gta 5 and 4 recently so no nostalgia factor for me
here's my ranking:
1.5
2.4
3.vice city
4.san andreas

i still don't get the hate on gta 5 like nigga there's no gameplay in SA or vice city compared to 5

Fpbp.

>replace V with vice city
>VCucks think their shitty glorified DLC is anywhere SA's quality
LMAO

where's 3???

This.
i like the dialogue of V tho

>but 5 is better at anything else
The gameplay is ass while IV still reigns as the best in gunplay.

GTA 1 on MS-DOS will always be my favourite GTA.

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Entire gta series sucks huge ass ,overrated fucking shit

FPBP. V is literally just half of San Andreas chopped down and resized on MSPaint

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anyone got a full pic of that vice city apustaja
i want it

I'm a SAChad you fucking autist. And yes, i do think they're both close. Fuck you, faggot. Vice City is miles above V.

What about GTA2?

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>OLD GOOD

>Thinking Vice City is glorified DLC and V isn't
AHEM
See

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Based.

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Correct

Never said V wasn't but VC literally is. It's the piece a shit that Rockstar shitted out in a year between 3 and SA.

4 is the worst literally only cucks defend it

Look at all that sand, how the fuck can VCfags defend that?

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Why is Vice City so fucking smug?

>5 is the worst literally only cucks defend it
Ftfy, IV is criminalkino like 3.

you mean a downgrade of 4?
youtu.be/GWVtZJo-HqI

HBNAHAHAHAHAH AIS THIS WOJACK AND PEPE? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I LOVE THIS FUCKING SITE SO MUCH HAHAH IM FUCKING DEAD BRUH IM FUCKING DYING

Bro where's 3? We need our early 2000s kino

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VC is 3 but better

Taxi drivers ...

GTA 2 reboot when?

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Vice city is literally the best game by Rockstar. Anyone who played during its release will always agree.

>smaller and shittier map
>superficial 80 theme over the authentic early 2000s aesthetics

>Vice city is literally the best game by Rockstar.
Obsolete thanks to the superior VCS.

SA could have been good if you didn't have to play as an afro american...

A Mexican American gangster as the MC would've been better. Imagine SA like this
youtube.com/watch?v=8evrPkQc-sU

>imagine actually believing this because of some dumb cuck contrarians videos
how about growing a brain cell and thinking for yourself

>so obsessed that he automatically thinks of that video
LMAO faggot I have the two games and IV has the better guns because of the nice sound affects and the kick they give. Meanwhile V has a shit ton of guns and they feel like automatic pellet guns that sound like shit. There's nothing better than blasting a cop's legs and seeing hi\m limp away.

Also way worse missions.

In that case this post is more worthy.

This but with San Andrea's. Why would you care about a bunch of niggers?

But it's way bigger and much more to it

Is San Andreas peak GTA?

Literally wrong, replay gta iv without the missions there is zero fun to be had

What am I supposed to take from this image? Who are these people and who's the stupid asshole that made this? I come back and this is what I see with no one throwing a fuss over it? The fuck, man?

>replay gta iv without the missions there is zero fun to be had
So like every other GTA?

san andreas didnt try to be some sentimental bullshit. it was light hearted and ironically had more memorable characters than tryhard IV

>Muh cherry picked useless features and gimmicks
Gta v certainly suffers because cars don't slide around like they're box trucks on ice and you can't shoot guns out of cops hands, I'd definitely take having little vehicle variety, no customization, and a boring map for those.

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Where is 3?

I forgot how much the cities in GTA 1 tried to emulate their IRL counterparts as far as geography goes.
Weird how all the later games focused on capturing the cultures of the cities only instead of emulating their geography.

It being cut down in half and then sized up five times doesn't mean it has more substance. There's also far less to do the fuck are you talking about?

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>san andreas didnt try to be some sentimental bullshit
Except it did. You expect me to give a fuck about your hood shit?

>replay gta iv without the missions there is zero fun to be had
Most retarded post I've seen all day

Scopes and grips actually help accuracy also you need to not miss for them to call the cops

Basado amigo. Muy bien. Gracias.

I don't understand Vice City in this pic, is it supposed to mean it's good?

>useless features and gimmicks
No wonder this series went down the shitter, zoomers just want their Online and shark cards.

replace san andreas with 3 and its perfect

>no gameplay in SA
>gameplay in IV
Come on now m8

This is what happens when you allow the blacks to have opinions.

Any good mods for SA?

This image is depressing in how awful, lazy and empty it is.

>CTW
Based as fuck

Anything with Brazilian balie funk.

How is there less substance? Every town and location is hand crafted unlike SA where it was just cut, coped and pasted in different regions.

Gta v has a ton of side content and missions unlike IV but just like SA, and the map has many interesting locations to fuck around in vehicles with which is the whole point of the game.

Absolutely retarded and not an argument we aren't talking about online

pretty based, we need GTAIII tho

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>Absolutely retarded and not an argument
It is when it the little things give the game more of a kick and personality. You never get that in V.

Switch the Pepes with the smug Apu please.

IV w/BoGT and San Andreas are the best

San Andreas is overrated garbage that drops as soon as you get out of the first city

>Every town and location is hand crafted unlike SA where it was just cut, coped and pasted in different regions.
That may be the case but barely any of these locations are actually enterable. SA has the advantage because many of these buildings you can enter and indeed interact with.

>Gta v has a ton of side content and missions unlike IV but just like SA, and the map has many interesting locations to fuck around in vehicles with which is the whole point of the game.
V has way less side content than SA though, you can't necessarily exercise/eat in V and dynamically see your character lose or gain weight, play at the Casino, etc it's true you can throw Darts and Parachute...but that's really about it. Really what the cities are there in V? You just have Los Santos a few towns and that's it. SA has Los Santos, San Fierro, Las Venturas, etc. When people hear of a bigger map they expect more cities and locations, with V we only got half of that but with a few places slightly expanded. Keyword being "slightly"
>and the map has many interesting locations to fuck around in vehicles with which is the whole point of the game.
I don't feel there's enough to justify things, when you visit the locations you don't really do much within that area. You just kinda meander around, not much to interact. That's why the Chilliad mystery seemed exciting because it seemed as though there was something interactable. It ultimately ended up being a red herring however. Also the Online has practically overtaken the Single-Player in actual content but it's all locked behind broken online mechanics which Rockstar refuses to also make Single Player.

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What's vice city's endgame?

No you aren't. That's why the story is makes you do so much other shit to the point of your nigger brother scolding you for forgetting about muh hood.

>Black people bad grrrr can't enjoy good thing cause black man involved, too autistic to stop being pointlessly racist and get over myself. Gang story with white people? Yes thank you, better gang story with niggers? No reeeee
Imagine missing out on one of the best grand theft auto games and stories just because you have to play as a black man

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lol chill

>That's why the story is makes you do so much other shit
The other shit sucked too. It was inconstant as fuck compared to what was perfectly laid out in the beginning.

>SA has the advantage because many of these buildings you can enter and indeed interact with
Now hold on, you do know all those interiors are mostly all the same location they all warp you to the same spots, plus they're just stores and restaurants

I would quarantine Africa if i could, But CJ is one of the best characters in the series, Like the game itself, He doesn't take himself too seriously, And can have a laugh

I don't get what you mean by this?
You're the one raging over characters in gta, I'm simply mocking you

sure bud

Classic R* problem, All the games suffer after the midway point, Or the 33% mark as people say

Build a giant sand castle faggot

Bros we need another protag like Huang Lee who doesn't give a fuck. How else are we going to get back to dealing smack and crack?

fpbp
Anyone who believes that 5 is good is a retarded zoomer

Early IV missions felt like Pusher and loved it.

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*vice city stories

Granted the real beaches at Miami are huge.
Vice City was actually a very large technological leap from 3 when it came to organic city layout and vehicle pathfinding

Yes I am correct, you can't play off smugness like a faggot.

calm down

kys zoomer

Yeah so? I am aware of the technical trickery of the interior and exterior world. Doesn't mean jack the fact that it still meant more content dude. Also V had more interior shops than any other location in the game.

IV kicks all the other's ass when it comes to physics.

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You can tell they put most effort into the start of the games, Probably because it's a fresh project in development, But the new game buzz wears off quick enough, Even V was ok in the beginning, but once you get to trevor it all goes downhill, I started another playthrough recently, And my god is the dialog terrible, The writing is pure garbage, It tries to be a comedy that takes itself seriously, Quirky lines and 2010 ironic humor.
None of the previous games were this bad, They had the perfect balance of serious and fun, Maybe IV took itself a bit to seriously but at least the writing wasn't that bad. Maybe because they were in their 20's making the 3D games, And not the old farts they are today. Thanks for reading my blog post, Leave a like.

Here is a better comparison

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Throwing bricks at people was actually really entertaining

Vehicles in GTA IV control the same way your character controls in Red Dead 2; like fucking shit. Rockstar is obsessed with realism and I'm surprised they made driving in 5 responsive and fun. IVfags are just nostalgiafags and they should be castrated from any type of discussion.

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THIS
fuck 4 and 5

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>seething this hard because driving was too hard
fucking zoomer

This is true diversity.

kate unironically was a great opposite of niko's personality, she challenged his views more than roman in a lot of ways

Some Eastern Europoor migrant vs Trevor who acts as a reflection of gamers. GTA 4 was a mistake.

agreed

>GTA 5 was a mistake.
fixed

Every time. IV is the only game in the series with shitty driving, It's slow.

>only game in the series with shitty driving,
GTA V, CTW

CTW is alright, It's like the first games, Fast and responsive, Unlike IV

>CTW is alright
Try driving a motorcyle or Stallion. Both handle like shit.

Based

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>i do think they're both close
Lmao

>europoor slav feels bad the game
>good
It's the same shit red dead redemption tries to pull, trying to make you feel bad for scumbag criminals because they don't like being scumbags.

Today I will remind them

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yikes. no.

How did they do it?

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Dan houser is a faggot himself so its all good

>trying to make you feel bad for scumbag criminals because they don't like being scumbags
Except the game makes it clear that they're shitty people, even Niko admits that he's a giant hypocrite.

And yet I'm expected to feel sorry for him regardless because Packie's shitty sister died or because all his friends died despite shooting countless people.

>make flamboyant fag character
>he's actually based
I don't know.

>I'm expected
The game never told to you feel bad.

>playing GTA for the fucking plot
>implying that generic ex soldier looking for revenge is good enough to make up for the shittiest game in the series

>3 not even in the meme
but otherwise I agree. 4 is literally "oh yeah, that happened" tier

>>implying that generic ex soldier looking for revenge is good enough to make up for the shittiest game in the series
Yeah V's story did not make up for being the worst game in the series.

Not him, But i agree. It was best when they embraced the criminal shit with no fucks, Instead of turning it into drama

>4 is literally "oh yeah, that happened" tier
Can you get any more zoomer than that

No way moron.

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Hey bro.

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Dude I just mentioned 3. And yes it's my favorite GTA game because it has soul.

4 much like Elder Scrolls Oblivion is to me, "that happened" tier

Liking a game for its story despite being shit in every other way is snoy tier.

>the two nigger games are the best
No. 5 and SA have the worst settings, characters and soundtracks. From a gameplay perspective the games are all equally mediocre so I only rate them by how good the aforementioned qualities are, which is why Vice City is the best.

I would put 4 and 5 on the same level tbch, never finished them because they just got fucking boring.

>to me
Should've said that before. IV was so fucking huge that Disney was contemplating pushing the date because IV was coming out on the same day and didn't want to lose viewers.

>make no mention
>goes off about the snoys
Retarded as fuck

VC and SA both share the tropical beach city aesthetic, Palm trees and colorful skies, Although in different flavors, Both my favorite games

Go fucking back to faggot.

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angry

>act like a snoyfag, caring only about story
>"W-Why you bringing up snoy?"

>which is why Vice City is the best.
Vice City Stories is better in every way.

Where's the mention of the story in my comment, faggot?

I've played it and was bland as shit and no one remembers it anymore.

Maybe, I never played the Stories games

Ah yes, they should have done something like this, then we would all have got to play this version of GTA V in 2050. The game already took two DVDs on the X360 as it was, you people are out of your mind if you think Rockstar could have pulled this back in 2013.

Put it on the backlog nigger, Great game.

Seriously, what kind of brain-dead, mongoloid nigger didn't enjoy GTA 4

>WAAHHHHH THE COLORS MAKE ME DEPREEEEESSSSSED
>WAAAAHHHH IT FEELS LIKE I'M DRIVING ON ICEEEE
>WAAHAAHAHAHA THERE'S NOT ENOUGH MINDLESS MINIGAMESSSSSS
>THE WRITING IS TOO SEERRRRIOOUUSSS

You all sound like fucking pussies.

>no one remembers it anymore.
Lel this fucking thread? Dumbass.

V isn't really a nigger game, only one character is black out of three and there are almost no gang-related missions. It's more of a rich west-coast yuppie game.

Explain SA running on the PS2 in 2004, Kid.

I also didn't like GTAIV before 5 came out, I didn't like 5 and when i got done playing SA again I played 4 and enjoyed it alot more, not sure why I think originally i was expecting another san andreas and it was just a completely different game.

It wasn't SA 2.0 so the babbies chimped out.

the colors make everything look like piss
cars are ok
...what is there to do outside of minigames in freeroam?
the writing is bad not because it's serious, but because it's serious and shit and nobody gives a shit
You sound like a fucking faggot.

>what is there to do outside of minigames in freeroam?
Mass murder like every other GTA you little bitch.

Thinks for being a good example of my post.

>no gba or london
Get out casual scum

From 1, 2, London, 3, VC, SA it was straight progress. Each game improving over the last, Then they break this cycle and cut features in IV. How can you not be mad? Unless IV was your first.

GTA VI will NOT take place in Vice City as everyone predicts. Screencap this.

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>what is there to do outside of minigames in freeroam?

youtu.be/mlWR0nX44hE

Some people just have no soul I guess.

Money is useless

>Then they break this cycle and cut features in IV.
>Oh no they took out all the dumb gimmicks and made it play decently for once

never said there's gameplay in IV bro, both lack in gameplay, SA gameplay was good 15years ago.
if there's any reason to play the game that reason would be the story and gta 4 story is better imo

Based and boomerpilled

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Don't worry i fixed it

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Bad bait, But have a (you) anyway

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Tell me more, Dan

>Bad bait
>ONONONONO IT DOESN'T HAVE A JET PACK ROCKSTAR KILLED GTA
SAbabbies are yesterday's Zoomers

It doesn't have anything because it's a tech demo, Cope harder

It's not my fault you can't realize just how groundbreaking the physics engine and storytelling of GTA IV are. Go park your car in the yard you fuckin' Boston cock sucker.

>GTA VI will NOT take place in Vice City as everyone predicts. Screencap this.
Yeah it will take place in JAPAN

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>It doesn't have anything
>has the best gunplay and physics in the series

Real Compton city G's

If 6 is going to take place in VC, they better set in the early 90s to spit on the excess of the 80s and embrace the fallout of the drug wars.

IV was so much worse. the only reason why ANYONE thinks otherwise is because of that dumb video showcasing all of the useless gimmicks it had nobody ever used like picking up bricks and the garbage driving that felt completely out of place. IV was trash. unlikable protagonist with an overly serious story stuck in a single brown city with no fun side activities and barely any vehicle variety because they took everything out. only the expansions were any good because Rockstar learned by then how badly they fucked up.

>frog and wojakniggers out the ass
fuck off to your containment larp subreddit

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Graphics you brainlet.

Nope, they already said they can’t.

I don't get why people like SA. I played GTA3 and VC when I was 13 and enjoyed them more than SA couple years later. It was so boring I hasn't even finished it. Played V for the first time recently (I'm 29 now) and enjoyed it more than any of old games. Nostalgia fags are the worst.

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>My favorite GTA? Well it's IV of course. Any other answer would just be invalid.

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I thought IV was shitty and I liked V more. I do wish we had gotten some single player expansion type stuff for it though. The endless stream of poop on GTA:O killed it for me after awhile.

>IV was so much worse.
Nah IV had nothing as bad as this youtube.com/watch?v=katHv3l6dZ4

>driving feels out of place in a game called Grand Theft AUTO
Based retard

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based

Liberty city is a garbage setting. Every single place in that map except the is forgettable and bland. If the new gta is on LC again i'm chopping off my balls

What does the little pepe mean?

based and basedpilled

>has the best gunplay and physics in the series
Simply wrong. The guns aren't animated and have shit range, Even with a sniper. So physics are the only thing going for it, And you are trying to say it's not a tech demo.

>If the new gta is on LC again i'm chopping off my balls
Stream it faggot

>Ya I'm more of a SA guy myself, little man.

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>Simply wrong. The guns aren't animated and have shit range
But enough about SA's shitty guns, lets see some IV /k/ino.
youtube.com/watch?v=ViOAGPObnoE

ohoho really now, So with the current hardware they can't do the same thing? Bull shit m8 and you know it.

>a tech demo.
Except it's not, the game is probably the most complete the series has ever been and built upon by the DLCS.

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>current hardware
It was made for xbox 360 and ps3, dipshit.

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this except 3 should be on the left as well. vice city is seriously overrated

>Source: My smelly ass

ruined it, you just don't understand the meme

>Source
GTA IV and the EFLC

A minor fix

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>SAfags and VCfags getting along
>IVfags crying every thread over gta v
looks accurate to me

Lol I remember all the boat driving memes

This pic is too accurate

Doesn't change shit, Modders were porting LC to V until TakeTwo stopped them, It's not hardware limitations, You have to be an absolute cretin to think otherwise

Never make a meme again.

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>Modders were porting LC to V until TakeTwo stopped them
On PC. The game was made for xbox360 and ps3.

NOOO I WANTED TO PLAY PARAMEDIC PEEPOOPEEPOOPEEPOO HOURS OF FUN

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I finished VC and SA, never finished GTA IV because it felt like any other generic AAA CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE(TM) like Watch Doges or Sleeping Doges.

That doesn't really disprove my point, all they did was upscale a part of the map and then replace parts of it with fucking mountains and trees and small towns and shit.

Yeah I can kinda see why it would've been difficult to fit all that in, but if they wanted to, they could've downscaled the map slightly smaller to fit all that in. Yet they still insisted on making it "super big" to impress people. That's kinda my gripe here.

That's your perspective, for me personally as someone that is 19 and technically a zoomer, when I played SA I did indeed find it boring at first. Then I continued on and found it rather fun. V on the other hand I felt had some good missions but most of them were between chores of missions, and when I reached the end I realised "wait that's it?". SA went more batshit crazy with it's mission variety yet V which claims to be wacky and super silly doesn't even come close to it (unless you count Online's missions)

>you think my meme was shit and displayed my clear lack of understanding of the format
>you must be a paypig cuck
Listen, I know you're excited that schools over and you can go on Yea Forums but you should lurk before ousting yourself as 14

And the 7th gen is more powerful than the 6th, Yes? So why couldn't they make a new game as big as SA? We are going in circles here.

>thinking Vfags deserve to be apu
Literally the point is that he's the underdog

very nice

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>imagine being this braindead
The xbox360 and ps3 wasn't able to have the SA map with V graphics. We're only going in circles because you can't put 2 and 2 together.

based.
keep doing the good work.

True!!

Vice city is trash. It's only nostalgia fags that think it's even remotely good. Yeah it was fun when it came out but for a 'real life' simulator it basically has NOTHING you can do, compared to V where you can literally do whatever the hell you want. Vice city should be commemorated for pathing the way for V, but it is not even close to being as good a game.

vice city was allah-made tbqh

lmao seething zoomer cuck

>Sleeping Doges
This game is based. The fuck are you on about? Anyone who doesn't have it, get it RIGHT NOW. It's going for dirt cheap on the sale (like -90% I think).

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better than iv and v honestly

lol no

Do you have any proof of that what so ever?

i never finished 4 either. aren't there no planes or helicopters? the most forgettable gta as i can barely remember anything about it compared to 5, sa, or vc and i played it after the last two. only thing i remember is that hard to understand jamaican guy, and niko lets go bowling. still good but not great like the others

its true...sorry.

I agree with you user, but you are probably underage. And the background music makes this even more autistic.

Great game, it could've done some things better like stores not being just copy pasted, car damage and some buildings you could enter.

but out of this type of games it had the best story imo. This was probably my Shenmue.

keep telling yourself that

Unironically better than yakuza

hmmmmmm, yes, yes it is.

I literally can't remember a scene as intense as the wedding scene from Sleeping Dogs in any of the GTA games. Do those games even have a story? lol

I'll keep telling you too so you keep seething.

There are helicopters. Still, vehicle types were cut because they spent so much time improving the mechanics.

Seems a fair trade off for what’s the most sim-like game in the series.

haha okay

>playing video game for the story

never gonna make it im afraid.

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based

I'm pretty sure they didn't want planes in LC either, For obvious reasons. And they ruined the core mechanics, pleb.

>all these low class shit taste plebs shitting on gta 4

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dilate

This

Only the feeble minded like IV, and good for nothing pinkos

Literally the worst GTA to date

t. GTA retard
Of course, you play those games for the cheatcodes. weeeeeeeeeee helicopter and infinite money

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gta iv is always going to be shit no matter how many videos of niko throwing bricks crowcat uploads

>He plays for Dan's hack writing

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OMG AESTHIC MIAMI VICEEEEHEEEEEEE VAPORWAAAAAAAAAAVE

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>ruined
>best gunplay in the series
>one of the most interactive worlds in the series
>added new mechanics like hailing taxis and and interactions with the phone

It was an expanded on the core mechanics, which up to that point had barely evolved since GTA III.

Gta V already took 2 discs on the 360.

>added new mechanics like hailing taxis and and interactions with the phone
Truly innovating, It almost revolutionized the industry like GTA 3.

I don't know about you but I play it video games for the gameplay myself. But even so there still isn't a developer out there with a satirical tongue quite as sharp as R*'s, even with all the shit you can throw at V it still has some of the most biting commentary of the gen. WD has a good story too, but it's just John Woo fetishism if you're taking a cerebral critique

and made the actual driving more complex but you know why sweat the small stuff when you have an opinion to push!

A bunch of features like using taxis as a passenger and having an in-game phone became Industry standards for open world games after IV did it.

The pinnacle.

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>frogposter thread
cringe

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>one of the most interactive worlds
less interactive than 5 and SA

>phone shit
>good
this is the type of cuck that likes 4

So it's a storage problem? You ever hear of HDD's or SSD's?

Niggers who found 4 boring with shit gameplay should be hung.
4 was the shit back in the day. It was a gigantic leap for vidya back in 2008, 11 years ago mind you.
The multiplayer was beautiful. My memories of playing cops and crooks will always be one of the fondest experiences I have of video games.

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subscribed ;)

Why did they peak so soon lads?

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>n-no u
thanks for proving my point retard
now go do some heists with your equally retarded friends

You ain't gotta like it cuz the hood gone love it
amirite HURRR HURRRR HOOOOD

thanks doc

t.16 year old zoomer thats never played vice city

Still remember some sad ass parts of the story in this. Pour one out for the man that didn't make it.

you don't even want me to go that route because Sleeping Dogs also has better combat and driving than any GTA game. So the gameplay argument is also a moot point.

Rockstar games are full of jank

>less interactive than 5 and SA
Because everyone loved yoga and using your dog to find useless shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=7iH8Qc9-gA8

The artwork alone just oozes soul. So much character

>making every car feel like a forklift is complex
To be fair, every gta has barely any interactions with the world besides dumb games wich EFLC has the most

>Sleeping Dogs also has better combat and driving than any GTA game
lol no it doesn't, better than the 3D games maybe but not the HDgen

He got it right, VC's aesthetics are superficial compared to what 3 did before it and what 4 would do.

Ah yes, what a wonderful solution. Rockstar should have sold HDDs with GTAV on them, jacking the price up another $20-30

>NO IT DOESN'T COUNT!!! THE DRIVING IN THIS CASUAL R* GAME IS TOO HARD!!!!!
lol git gud

Literally never played IV, EFLC or V. Should I bother?

youtube.com/watch?v=0jx4IedIDMI
ROCKSTAR FUCKING HIRE THESE DUDES TO MAKE CTW2

>V is shit

Na, fuck off, V is good.

GTA IV with EFLC is kino, don't play V play GTA SA for the correct San Andreas experience.

Xbox360 had like 250gb of storage

eh

But the discs didn't. This was before discs just became a confirmation of purchase.

Making the cars feel like dogshit was the only reason why i never crash against a tree for having fun

>What are digital sales

not him but sd has miles better melee combat, stop smoking crack

GTA V was complete shit.
Vice City was great.
GTAIV was experimental but not too good.

What even is the appeal of Vice City? I played it years ago and I always thought it was an inferior SA. The final missions and ending sucked major ass too.

Thanks, doc.

Opinions on the PSP games?

>Thinking you could rely on digital sales on Xbox360 in 2013
>Choosing to buy digital when you can buy disc

It was an improved 3 with a scarface vibe. Boomers just like it because of nostalgia

The series is best enjoyed in chronological order, If you lived through it you would understand
T. SA fag

>What even is the appeal of Vice City?
Nostalgia.

A MAN WHO NEVER EAT PORKBUN

>VC is for boomers
Are zoomers the new boomers?

>improved 3

This.

Gracie Doctore

>No San Andreas Stories
AHEM FUCK ROCKSTAR

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YOU'R OUT OF TOUCH

It still hurts.

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Never ever.

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I'm out of time

4's story is so much better. In V Franklin feels like the third wheel to Michael and Trevor's story (which isn't too interesting by the end as is). Niko, Johnny, and Luis all have their own story and prerogatives, but with certain events impacting each other's story. This way all three stories stand on their own feet while having interesting world building in the overall story. While I like V's clean sunshine vibes, the more varied and moody atmosphere of 4 is superior. Also, 4's map is much more interesting. In V, You have Los Santos and Sandy Shores and emptiness. Save for maybe Fort Zancudo. 4 is much more dense with interesting landmarks, and while it's all an urban area, it's much more varied than V's city (the hood and city area with skyscrapers). Broker and Bohan are kinda low income and ghetto, Algonquin is typical big city New York, and Alderney is the middle upper class suburbs, with industrial area. Like I said, lots of cool landmarks though. The ship graveyard, the abandoned sprunk soda factory, the outdoor pool in Steinway, the roundabout area near Brucie's house, etc. The missions make it a point to lead you to many interesting places as well, which is great. V seemed too dressed up and Hollywood for me. It didn't have the kind of degenerate character that 4 had. Radio news making fun of the war on terror, and making jokes about stem cells and designer babies for sale, and lots of very tasteful and edgy humor. The npcs shouting absurd shit like "I DONT HAVE ANY BANANAS", or police dying and yelling "I never even got to have a three-way...". All right down to Niko's vague European ethnicity and the self awareness around it, along with ridiculous caricatures of personalities in the side cast, like Brucie, Packie, and Little Jacob. There's a bunch more shit, but for me, It's GTA IV.

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TIME

Compare this youtube.com/watch?v=EHhnnymXZn0&t=376s
to fuckin this
youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4luP7QVHs&t=1146s

why and when?

LCS is GOAT
VCS is better than VC

Seethe harder. Even fucking 5 is better than VC.

I've played them both. I was very turned off by GTA V's three way ending. It's the typical situation where one ending is obviously the best ending, and there's no real stakes that would make you want to choose the other two. I like GTA IV's style of consequences coming later after you've made a choice, without waving the consequences in front of your face when the options appear. But on the mission itself, like I said, V is too Hollywood, so "omg explosions and shootouts wow" became pretty redundant early on, and the last mission is the same way to me.

yeah, fuck the things that gave life to the game, am I right?

SA>5>VC>3>4>OG

LOL

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Detail is always appreciated but it doesn't make the better game

This, GTA V is pretty devoid of character and uniquities.

gta 6 when

This. Niko and his sob story about "MUH WAR!" or even CJ and his "muh dead momma!" made my eyes roll because they literally kill hundreds of civilians in the story and joke about it. At least Tommy and Trevor admit exactly what they are.

5's radio was shit

can low spec gamers play GTA V at lowest settings?

>AYO SEE JAY LEMME TELL YA ABOUT THE HOOD

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they even forced some moralfagging thorugh trevor. muh torture, muh poor immigrants, muh michael is actually worse than me.

tommy and claude remain the best

>At least Tommy and Trevor admit exactly what they are.
So did Niko, and Tommy was a knockoff Scarface.

Why do you people post in threads started by frogniggers? You know you're enabling them right?

2021 is my guess

btw for people saying vice is good its just a shitty acarface the world is yours

*scarface

i cant spell

This.
Only Los Santos Rock Radio was worth listening to and even then there were only 3-4 good songs.

That game had fucking good gunplay.

didn't remember Kendl being FTM

radio mirror park was objectively pretty decent bro sorry

gta v would've been 2x better if they just put MP3 gameplay in it

>Vice City
>not above 5 for revitalizing the series into the 3D realm
Fucking zoomers.

Never played other GTA games than 1, 2 and London but I love Pusher films so maybe I have to try IV

Most people dont know this but you blowup gas station pumps with any item you can pickup

>Only Los Santos Rock Radio was worth listening to
hello boomer

don't worry, cyberpunk 2077 will make gta obsolete

t. zoomer that would only listen to the nigger stations

Racism obviously makes you very upset

>but I love Pusher films so maybe I have to try IV
Try the Lost and the Damn to get some of the filthy criminal aspect of Pusher. IV is obviously the Angel of Death.

you're the one getting unironically upset over trivial points in video games regarding race though

you know that your soundtrack is garbage when the best radio is the spic one
youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0

san andreas too empty after you leave grove street

san andreas was my least favorite gta. too much unnecessary bullshit and crap missions

We already made Cyberpunk obsolete.

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is there any content in gta v that you can jerk off to? i'm not really interested in driving over plebs anymore. driving in circles around the map and jerking to nudity is all i could get out of gta.

Great shitastian

Thanks Doc

the GOAT station

youtube.com/watch?v=PVzEZ9G3Nrw

youtube.com/watch?v=KhssgySNCcQ

I wonder where MSX user is

why are the worst ones always the most popular?

because popular things tend to be shit?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contrarian

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>SR2
Lmao ADHD faggots

GTA IV is the only game in my life that I've returned on release week. I hated it that much.

Buying a PS2 on Saturday to play SA completely for the first time. What am I in for lads?

23 fps at 480p, Play on PC.

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why a ps2? it's on pretty much everything

So San Andreas has the best story, but for dicking around is a sandbox world, which is the main appeal of GTA, 5 is better. Simply because it has more advanced AI and an actual physics engine.

you get the full OST on PS2 because some of it didn't get re-licensed for the other versions. enjoy!

JESUS MY SAVIOUR
MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR

>muh story

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Where is 3?

>So San Andreas has the best story
lmao

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fucking based.

>SA could have been good if's story wasn’t a slog with it’s mission structure all over the fucking place and it didn’t look worse than its predecessors
FTFY

>get to trevor it all goes downhill
Get a fucking load of this plebbish faggot.

Based.

S O U L
youtube.com/watch?v=09AAZtbXQ40

Yeah, 4 was pretty cringe too

He is the definition of edgy reddit humor, He likes to wear dresses too.

all the good momentum stopped at trevor. all the 'heists' were shit after that point too (apart from the very last)

100% based

what about super mario galaxy 2 which is far better than galaxy 1 and exceeds 64 but not sunshine

Not true at all.

>hating on trevor because he's "reddit"
he's a mentally ill freak with just enough tragic backstory and sentimentality that you can relate to him. it's great fun roleplaying him as a serial killer and shit, killing people in the desert while wearing a mask, taking people to the altruist camp, becoming a jack nicholson backwoods lookalike, etc.

Michael and Trevor are great and extremely fun to play as. It's Franklin that is completely useless after he gets the 2nd house. It is fun being him in the hood tho

It is, All the missions drag on way to fucking long, And the thoughts of sitting through the dialog in the car turns me off from playing

The fact that anything you do in freeroam is justified makes him one of the best gta protag

Based
cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=aJ_5bkFU-pM

Best 3D era mission.

I'll admit i liked him most out of the 3, He was honest and loyal, If they just toned down his weirdness he would be ok

user... How'd you fuck that up

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Based

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>when you ride through the window once you get to the top
G-Spotlight is a tough one if you can't ride bikes properly.

this so much. Same shit will happen when GTA VI comes out

>dude lmao lets make mt chiliad take up over half the map
fuck this realism bullshit

You can do that in other GTA's.

are you fucking blind

that was a fucking shit idea

>replay gta iv without the missions there is zero fun to be had
fucking zoomers, implying the first GTA with ragdoll physics wasn't endlessly fun

Is GTA as bad as red dead 2?