Off my chair, Jester. The king sits there

Off my chair, Jester. The king sits there.

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Off my king, chair. The Jester sits there.

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That line was pretty kino

sometimes I think this entire game written was written with this one good line in mind

Welcome, to the King of Iron First Tournament Seven!
Noctis Lucis Caelum
Noctis Lucis Caelum
Noctis Lucis Caelum
Noctis Lucis Caelum
Noctis Lucis Caelum
Noctis Lucis Caelum

Would be a good line if he said "throne" instead of "chair"

Well technically you're not a king until you get crowned or whatever, so neither one of you belong on the throne.

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THIS GAME AND METAL GEAR SOLID V NEARLY MADE ME KILL MYSELF

MY TWO FAVOURITE SERIES DOWN THE SHITTER CHRIST

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mgsv is a fantastic game

The whole game is kino nonstop once we get older Noctis, too bad it didn't start that way

Is this better with all the updates? I played it at release and thought it was mediocre.

Based

Its slightly better
But the game is inherently mediocre imo
Insomnia is 10x better for whats its worth though

Imagine what this game could've been like if Tabata wasn't being dumb with the combat/gameplay and if the story was fully fleshed out from the get go

Except its not

The one good FUCKING line in this game.

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Wrong image.

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For what it's worth the game isn't garbage but it also isn't great.
It started off strong but fucked itself over after the Leviathan.

>It started off strong but fucked itself over after the Leviathan.
Except it's literally the other way round. It started as generic open world garbage #4798321574839210, then the story finally started to kick in. But way too late, and not enough.

MGSV was great though

Why was his big boy head so fucking massive?

I just bought this game on steam.

Don’t make me regret it.

I still don't get why he looks so different when he's older

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I hope you have good internet so it doesnt take forever to download user
Ive put 250 hours~ into the game over 2 playthroughs and just going along for the story can be ok but when I decided to try and 100% it on PC I went crazy with how much filler the game has
Both times I didnt even die once until I got the flight mode for the car and fucking crashed it

>Off my chair, Jester. The king sits there.

And make sure you replace my large Chance Flared Bad Dragon dildo on the chair once you get off.

I’ve already downloaded it.

Took 45 minutes. Just haven’t played it yet because I want to play other shit first.

Honk

20% of the game I was using these mods. The other 80% was the mariachi outfit.

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This is kinda why trophy shit in some consoles are blessings, I never go full auts on 100%ing since trophies serve as 100%-lite at times and is easy bragging rights.

Off my jester, king. The chair sits there.

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Not that guy and i just started but how? I never got damaged this much and this badly and this often in other FF games. How the hell does it work

Fuera de mi silla bufon, el rey se sienta ahi

Based

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You can get damaged easily, especially at the start of the game, but he probably means he's never gotten a game over. I'd count getting "downed" as a death in this game

The flying car is the toughest boss in the game.

Chair fits his character more

Would probably depend on the kingdom, fag.

KINO

Looks like a little bitch kid who just got done crying and is trying to act cool to save face now

this image will FOREVER be relevant

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FFXV is unironically, indisputably, certifiable kino.

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No, it's faux-kino. Ardyn is underwritten, lame, and motivation-less just like Noctis so their fued has no impact.

God XV is such a fucking mess.

silence brainlet

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10 years of development to shit out this turd. How is SE even still in business?

I mean, you did buy it, most likely.

The development time wasn’t the problem. Tabatha was.

Yeah, used for a few bucks at my local game store. Even then, I still feel ripped off.

Game was in dev for 3 years since Tabat's team scrapped everything.

Because they can shit out a mobile game and make a billion.

This was a really cool line, honestly the entire game should've been like this
Open World was a horrible mistake, the game would've been far better if the entire game had been linear.

So they threw 7 years of work away? Sounds even more retarded when you put it like that.

>tfw i enjoyed both of them
stay seething

i would unironically suck old noctis's dick, no homo

Xv-2 when or better yet a remake

XV had better support and add on contents unlike mgs5 which is incredible shitty and insulting.

Gameplay was mediocre at best

Both games are great, and GOTY contenders.

There is something about roman number V like it’s curse or something oh wait dmcV was okay though

Not great but decent enough

People still bought this game.

I actually agree. They're only bad when considering how hyped they were.

DMC uses a 5 not a V you fucking idiot