Will we ever see a new Banjo game?

Magic flashing neon nips?

Hell yeah.

hopefully

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Yooka-Laylee tried too hard to be almost-Banjo that it didn't accomplish much else.

All I really want is a Banjo Kazooie/Tooie remake with an up to date, even more obtuse sexy Grunty.

Artist name?

kunaboto

>in a the right timeline she would be a goth beauty

Laylee's okay but Yooka's design is terrible. Super generic and incredibly stiff.

>Implying she would change at all because "big is beautiful"

If people actually wanted a new Banjo they should have bought the GBA games.

Nah. There just isn't that much demand, and the audience that can play it just aren't into platformers. The original team is also basically scattered and gone, plus it was clear they were creatively spent by Tooie.

I just want ports of the first 2 games on the Nintendo 64 mini.

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This but literally unironically.
I can't stand poor spelling or grammar in my porn.

go take a bath sweaty

Best bad end in vidya

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banjo's pocket tales was shit though
even crash GBA was tolerable to play

>This but literally unironically.

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Don't be a pussy

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Ignore the other guy it's Krekk0v

garbage meter, should be

>You will not get your sister back,
>so why not stop by for a snack?

Post Green feet

Yooka looks like a girl.

Do you guys think maybe her sister was just lying and is actually a raging cunt?

Grunty herself confirms that everything Brentilda says about her is true.

I like how her tits are honking huge. They literally didn't care.

I've been avoiding fapping to Grunty for 20 years. You wont get me today

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this should at least have poking nips
FUCK

>yoshi
not like you would have bothered with her anyway, faggot

Yoshi is also not for fucks you degenerate.

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Probably pink solely because it would look kind of gross and jarring with a green skin tone.

Grunty did nothing wrong. Banjo denied a woman her self esteem.

Platformers are dead, collectathons are dead and universally despised/mocked, anthropomorphized animal games have been commandeered by furries, and a full on banjo game would probably be exclusive to Xbox and/or pc. It's dead.

>platformers are dead
Bing bing wahoooo

Gruntilda smells bad and likes to eat shit

/ourgirl/

Literally me

Here's a base for people to put their ideas on.

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okay

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A remake with ethical breast size at most.

Rare was based as fuck

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you cunts actually jack off to this shit

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One of these things is not like the others

IT'S

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HIP

This and Witchyworld were some of the most fun I've ever had exploring in a video game.

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you got my vote user

Darker shade of green, brother

What was wrong with rare

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TO

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Why would they constantly sexualize animals

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I always imagined that if we fought this Gruntilda as the final boss, she'd be harder than her normal self.

>she'd be harder than her normal self.
I know I would be

Man KI2 Orchid outfit was top tier, but Classic had a better face.

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I'd probably be harder than my normal self too if she were the final boss.

BE

why not

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

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BEES

In the remake, GrunTifa is wearing a parka given to her by the Ethic Department

>Turned hot babe into a teen
I hate B and Ks designs.

Oh boy.

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I think the very least we can expect is the first two games on Switch.

Candy’s designer made a tweet on how they regretted her design awhile back. Can’t tell if they actually regret it or are just saying it because twitter.

I'd take it. Tooie would probably be a lot more tolerable to me if I could just pick it up and put it down whenever.

This. Today it would go "grunty you don't have to change you're already more beautiful BECAUSE you're fat and ugly.

When you stop using this pic as OP

Never thought I'd see the day where I'd furiously masturbate to this witch's huge knockers.

It could be one of those "gauging interest in a potential sequel" situations. Banjo's addition to Smash has raised awareness of the franchise, they should strike while the iron is hot.

Anyone else like Isle o' Hags more than Grunty's Lair?

Point taken user.

I loved Kameo even as a kid who didn't know about masturbation. It was cool as shit to turn into monsters and idk why they haven't tried to capitalize on that.

Why was Rare such into fucking bimbos of all things? That's the most boomer fetish around.

thanks doc

>Boomer company
>Boomer fetish
Makes sense to me. Doesn't explain the other fetishes though.

The exaggerated proportions are easier to model without using too many polygons and it fits better into the cartoony aesthetic than realistic proportions.

Gruntildas dress is lit really well for an N64 game i wonder how they did it

someone draw this for reasons

The Banjo games just look really fucking good in general. Rare were wizards.

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BASED AND BANNED

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>sample
only semi based

It astounds me to this day how little porn there is of Humba Wumba, original OR her N&B design. Guess people have just never bothered commissioning much of it. Or maybe I just have shit taste.

It's not lit, it's just a texture. You can see it in motion pretty clearly Not that it takes away from how good it looked at the time. Rare knew how to work miracles with the N64.

How do I have bigger cums, chums?

>huge stonking torpedoes
I'm an assman, but it is the cherry on top.

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It's a texture, it's not being lit dynamically

>tfw will never get excited for new vidya like this again

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Yes

You'd have to be genuinely retarded to think there isn't a game in the pipeline after that reception. Same thing happened to Megamanp

>Yooka-Laylee

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Be hydrated, let it build for 2-3 days beforehand

BIGGER

Ask Johnny Sins

Take zinc

Drink a lot of clear water and the longer you dont fap, the bigger

It will also be extra satisfying

Downside:
You will nut very fast

What is this?

Explain why a teen's first fap isn't massive then

Hero Klungo Sssssssaves Teh World

>the longer you dont fap, the bigger
only to a certain point.
You reabsorb any excess after your full

Illustration by Jolly Jack.
It's part of the Nuts and Bolts DLC which features a MASSIVE portrait on the wall which you slowly fill in by doing missions.
It's promotional art for Klungo's game "Hero Klungo Sssavesss teh Universe".

I'm not kidding about it's size. Grunty's breasts in the image are about the same size as Banjo's whole body.

Nocturnal emissions. If you don't fap regularly, your body releases cum naturally while you sleep, usually but not exclusively during wet dreams. The male body tries its best to keep its semen and sperm supply relatively fresh, so as to avoid "bad" or "unhealthy" loads.

is that realy what a bear cock looks like

Mine was. I came twice in a period of like 10 minutes and had my cock covered in my cum while I laid on my bed panting.

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Yeah I know, I'm talking about your first fap.
I've literally never had a wet dream.

B-based???

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That's because your balls only start producing semen during puberty, most likely shortly before you get your first fap. Otherwise you're leaking precum with boners and shit

That's the good shit.

Asian Gorl's booty needs to be fucked right!

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don't do the last one, it's guaranteed to fuck your muscles up.

Isn't levels just stopping the flow of your pee?

How long does it take to get full then?

People shit on conker remake when it wasn't bad. Just a lack of uzis and blips had to be unlocked in vs as potty mouth

DON'T DO THAT. IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS

They just realized that hips > tits, which is objectively the truth
Now if only they'd realize ass > hips

It just gets sent to the bladder after a few days.

>reddit thinks the villains motives are just

Its weird to think stuff like this was normal.

We grew past that.

banjo is a shitty franchise with shitty games

>caring what women think is growing up

I'm sorry user you're wrong.

based rule breaker
FUCK JANNIES
RISE UP

100% incel

Garbage tier opinion

Like I said user, revolving your life around getting sex is childish. Don't try to appease imaginary women.

I can't believe how such a nothing joke from the original game effects the modern day incel so strongly. Wtf happened to dudes?

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>Will we ever see a new Banjo game?
It still hurts....

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upvote if you would sacrifice Tootie for sexy Grunty

probably 3-4 days

considering how well the remakes are doing I wouldn't be surprised to see remakes of SLY, Banjo, Jack'n Daxter... maybe even Ape Escape (and I would enjoy them more than the majority of modern vidya)

Now the question is... what franchises do you think we will see remaked?

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I feel the need, the need to breed.

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he frog like skin makes things even lewder

Imagine the horrors of having a male heterosexuality in a product that is meant to sell to a male demographic that is nearly 30 years old.

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Fuck, that pic describes too well how I felt, this should be illegal

I once did kegel exercises for a while and eventually I could have dry orgasms. It was great. Then I sort of stopped and now I can't anymore.

>E for Everyone besides 4 and 5.
*sips* yep those were the good old days.

Boobies, boobies, boobies... that's all guys think about these days. Well, they're idiots. Show me a boob man and I'll show you a no-brain, no-class knuckle-dragger who knows nothing of the fairer sex. I don't get it; you can't take the measure of a good woman just by ogling her chest. There are far more important things to consider, such as - aw, c'mon, are you even listening?

SHE'S IN

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I don't think I'm getting sauce just by googling "slb"

>Hopefully with sexy Grunty in it

Ha! With today's political correction that's the first thing to get removed. You saw what Tawna from Crash looks like nowadays. Also even Tifa got a breasts reduction. Face it, it's not looking good.

its on rule34

I was wrong

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look through the artist's work you fucking peabrained nigger

are you retarded

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it is