What did they mean by this

what did they mean by this

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>people see corgi is winning
>people join corgi
>corgi now has a large majority of members
>corgi will continue to win every single race

we are losing

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Dogs > pigs > turtles > bunnies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> birds

I won't buy anything in the sale, because I didn't pick Corgi, and therefore am losing, anyway.

Turtlechads ww@

>wait a day
>join winning team

easy

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Did I lose out on free wishlist games because I was too much of contrarian to pick corgi?

This is it, Valve.
This is the final straw.
I will now look up each and every profile on my friends list, and remove every single person who picked the reddit dog without notice.
Furthermore, I am now going to pirate every game I would have otherwise bought.

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that's not some amazing mind game, that's literally just what most people did, because corgi was already winning by a big margin just hours after the sale started

slow and steady
and by slow and steady i mean wait for valve to rig it so everybody wins at least once

There should be a penalty for joining a large team that hurts everyone on the team.

Some user did the math and as long as corgi has more than like 2.7 times the number of people then pick literally any other team for a better change to get free shit

Yes

IT'S A FIGHT FOR SECOND AND THIRD PLACE NOW LADS

FUCK HARE AND FUCK PIGS

I unironically love Epic

I thought there was already a penalty? The more people in a team the less likely you are to actually get that "wishlist free game" prize. As opposed to silver and bronze that have less people in it but now everyone has a higher chance of getting the prize.

So if I wishlist something I will get it for free at the end?

It should just not show who's winning before you join a team, people would still put it up online, but your average person would just pick what they like without further study.

They pick a certain amount of people at random in the top 3 teams to get free shit

Valve are completely retarded, and have atrophied the talent of all their quality designers and programmers on shit like dota and csgo cosmetics
They honestly didn't see a funny meme breed being 100x more popular than any other
Hell, even just a dog is the most popular pet of all, bar only cat which isn't included
Should have been a rat, goat, or horse there instead of they weren't being absolute brainlets

Do we know for certain if it is a set number of people that get the free game, or is it a percentage?

>real life
Dogs > birds > pigs > turtles > bunnies
>this valve Jew minigame
pig > bird > turtle > hare >>>> corgi

Corgis are a reddit meme popular with the general public so of course it gained the most off the bat. Then everyone saw it was winning and thought they’d have a better chance of getting something if they were on the team. Doesn’t a higher population on the winning team dilute the rewards of something? I thought they distributed amongst the team.

YOU NIGGERS THINK YOU'VE WON BUT JUST YOU WAIT

youtube.com/watch?v=VwJ41cq0c74&t=54s
youtube.com/watch?v=JQOskWSGKoc

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>store.steampowered.com/grandprix/rules
>Daily Prizes: For each 24-hour period, three hundred users that contributed distance points to the first-place team will be randomly selected to receive the top game title ranked in their respective Steam Wishlists that is currently available for purchase at the time prizes are awarded, two hundred users that contributed distance points to the second-place team will be randomly selected to receive the top game title ranked in their respective Steam Wishlists that is currently available for purchase at the time prizes are awarded, and one hundred users that contributed distance points to the third-place team will be randomly selected to receive the top game title ranked in their respective Steam Wishlists that is currently available for purchase at the time prizes are awarded. Drawings will be held within 48 hours from the end of each period.

There's also another prize beneath that talking about the collective Grand Prix winners at the end of the sale.

corgis are dogs for posers

it's kind of coincidental how in most games pigs are evil

It's giving everyone the middle finger for playing this stupid shit.

Made me Laugh Out Loud IRL

NOOOOOO COCKABROS WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WE WERE MEANT TO WIN BROS WE CAN'T LET THE REDDIT DOG WIN

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what's the next step in her master plan?

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It looks like a bunch of dicks being compared.

Turtle bros you're alright, don't come to the finish line tomorrow

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Literally evolution in a nutshell.

Why are you retards still hyped for this shit? Literally every steam sale has been "the worst one yet", every fucking year. There's never gonna be a good one again. Let go.

Why the fuck do I have -950 boosts

uhhh I'm starting to think we aren't gonna make it birdbros...

Can't speak for any other Corgifags, but i didn't even see Corgi was winning cause Steam wouldn't even fucking load half the time, i also picked the team before Yea Forums had even grasped what the event was because no one could fucking load the site. I just picked it because i had to pick a team to start getting discounts and i like Dogs, so why bother waiting for "Yea Forums APPROVED TEAM" consensus? I was actually surprised it started doing well, i figured people would be all about banging turtle cause of the Turtle and Hare Race story.

Then people started posting how Reddit picked the dog, but i have no idea if it is true cause i don't use Reddit.

It's ok user, just return to reddit.

Normalfag internet culture currently involves a strange obsession with corgis.

>they didn't balance it by making the points scale depending on how many players are on a team
Seriously, how are valve this fucking retarded? They can't do anything right.

>losing
You want to be in the top second or third team, because the top three all get giveaways of the same amount, but since corgi is so fucking huge you're far less likely to win as an individual than you are in the other two teams

If you joined the bird or tortoise team you have a higher chance of getting free games. Even though Corgi will win and get more players who will get free games there are just so many that the percentage is lower.

We're more likely to get prizes though. So it's all good.

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Oh wait. Is this a daily event? So there are 14 days where there's a chance you get a free game?

who the fuck picks turtle for race?

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>The higher the team's placement, the more drivers that will receive free games!
Just pick the winning team anyway.

Only 300 you dumbdumb.

Yeb!

Not with that attitude brother. Keep on boosting and use your sabotages on whoever's closest ahead or behind, don't worry about corgifags

>meme animal is winning
You'd have to be a literal boomer not to see this coming.

Buyfags are pathetic.

Pigchad here, not all animals are created equal. Redditdogfags leave.

I did, that's why I picked the second place animal. More chance to actually receive a prize.

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i dont care about this game if this shit got me noname games but will this thing let me lvl up my profile? like the before with the moon year?

Feels good to not be Corgi then.

A corgi! A qt doggo! A heckin pupper!!! That really did me a fright!

but then the actual race is between the lesser species, where it's much closer you could easily be overtaken by the time the event ends. get fucked

Its option 1, what do you expect? It could have been a turtle and the result would be the same.

1h20min before i get my GTA 5 for free

why the fuck does the parrot have so many people attacking it
i just joined them

Either way, Anons, remember to save some boosts for subsequent days, since you can't get a Wishlist reward unless you contributed distance.

Because they're holier than thou cloaca having cunts

It's a toss up between tortoise and bird. Nobody cares about the hare or pig.

Word must've spread to reddit that Yea Forums chose the bird so now we're getting collectively attacked by all corgi supporters and probably the other teams too.

>earshitters
>shellshitters
>npcfaceshitters
>cockadoodleshitters
>mudshitters

>300 of 20 million
>vs 200 of 5 million
Lmoa, yeah enjoy your memedog

Why yes, all my accounts are Team Corgi. Why do you ask?

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That's some real nice advice to give on the second day when I already spent 37 of my 40 boosts yesterday.

>Muh Reddit boogeyman

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doesnt really matter when its 200 out of 5 million that 100% dont win anything

Dumb people are afraid of intelligence.

Hopefully you didn't spend them all on Corgi, who 100% doesn't need them.

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>Today's Standings says that Cockatiel is in 2nd when visually Tortoise is in 2nd by a decent margin and even Pig (which they say is in 5th) is visually farther.

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enjoy your low prize percentage rate.

People like this are exactly why I have a frothing hell ball for a dog that hates strangers

POISONALLY, I PREFEH THE AIIIIIEHR.
youtube.com/watch?v=OlQOFeRj-uc
THE COCKS WILL RISE

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fourth place gets nothing, user

It's a doggydog world birdbros

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I chose bird, user.

>seething this hard

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Damn... that's deep...

Peanut butter always wins.

BIRDBROS THE CORGICHADS ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONONONO THEY CANT KEEP WINNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

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>he didn't pick the fag wolf

/THUNDERCOCKS/
We getting that booty 2nite

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They had to know that if they put a corgi in it, this would happen. Best option would have been to put a different type of dog or leave the dog out entirely.

Most reddit animals:
Corgi>Cockatiel>Turtle>Hare>Pig

How long until day 2 lads?

Also FUCK Le meme dog lovers and FUCK featherfuckers

Which animal does /pol/ like?

My name is Gabe Newell, and my favorite class, is the pig.

Team Peepatiel!

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>HAHA SLOW AND STEADY AMIRITE BROS? ;)
Tortoise is the most leddit animal you dumb niggers.

getting ready for that sweet free game

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where's that thing where if you view your queue of recommended games you get 1 steam card? I can't find it in the shop, do they not do that anymore?

what the fuck tortoise bros, get your shit together
we can't let those filthy corgi furries win

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Jeb Bush

Tortfag here, you birdfags are alright. We should both spend are attacks on those faggot mutts.

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stroke my fat throbbing cock to completion faggot

You dense birdniggers

>Drivers from the top three finishers on a given day will be selected at random to receive an item from their Steam Wishlist.

Aka you are 1 in a few thousands if not hundreds of thousands to get the lucky pick of a free game

I picked corgi because why the fuck wouldn't you pick corgi? Didn't even see that it was winning just went with my instinct.
Oh wow, everybody with an IQ above 3 picked corgi so now it is winning.
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?

Turtlebros... it's over... the bird chads have us completely beat... it's not fair, it was supposed to be our turn...

Most people picked Corgi because most people are most exposed to dogs over the other animals on the list. Also entry level anime weebs pick it because of cowboy bebop.

Should have known the dumb fucking meme dog would always be #1

Fucking every time with these kinds of things

>all these pathetic losers trying to recreate the easter event banter
its not going to catch on because nobody gives a fuck here

DAY 2 WHEN FUCK

Literally a pay to win competition.

L-LET'S DO OUR BEST!

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t.normie who doesn't belong here

SLOW AND STEADY

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seething

>easter event
>he wasn't here during steam summer sale 2014
what a newfag

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>500 total winners
>out of millions
just play scratch tickets

>easter event banter
>banter
I think you meant "Sissy gay roleplaying for an entire day". God that event sucked ass

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thE EaSter EVenT BanTeR

All it would take is someone to make cute grill mascots of the teams

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Still have better chances than dog fags.

Well that would be cheating because everyone knows Hare is going to the be the crowd favorite.

>all it takes is Generic Anime Gurls to make str*ightoids obsess over the shittiest summer event ever
really says something

>ever picking the jontron bird

>nobody cares about hare
;(

HARE GANG REPORT IN

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>middle finger
Tim Sweeney absolutely btfo

based

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R O A D B L O C K S
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>green team is best team again
All is as it should be.

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sorry fag, the trophy is my

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Just wait you dumb Corgi niggers. Valve is going to introduce some blue shell fuckery to screw you tards over.

Dickie but also balls.

Corgi is the dog from the doge meme, people would have picked Corgi no matter what. I picked Corgi by the way.

468122336
Stop pretending to be retarded, nobody will give you (You)s for it

>468122336
That's the Shiba Inu you tard.

Based

Am I going to be able to get 3,015 more tokens just from playing video games?

Yes the death penalty.

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That Romanian team mini girl that posted nudes was great, which makes team mini the real winner

bap

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Do you mean the doge meme because that's a shiba inu and not a corgi

Already in, check the bottom row of the emojis.

>Corgi is the dog from the doge meme
nigga are you serious

watch out corgi fags, we are coming for you

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>Corgi is the dog from the doge meme

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cub order:score -breasts -big_penis -age_difference -size_difference -feral

I don't understand this shit at all. I clicked on the boost thing to see what it does. I have 1000 tokens. It says 'compete in the races to unlock 10,544 more'

What does that even mean? Didn't I play tf2 for an hour or so? Is it because it's 2 am where I am or am I just dumb or is it just really poorly explained?

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I picked pig because they drove a fucking truck.

How could you say no to that?

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second and third place get prizes too

>there are people who actually believe being second or third place will make a meaningful difference in odds when you are still competing against millions and fags with alt account bots

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This year's event is overly complicated. The wall of text they wrote for a fucking summer sale mini game is retarded.

Yeah but teams who already won something are gonna have it harder. You can count on it.

its a pleb filter just blocked everyone who had a corgi badge

It means you need to buy games from Steam to compete.

What is the difference between shiba inu and corgi? They look exactly the same for me

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the latter is the doglet version of the former

Place some fucking speed bumps along the track, if your boost level exceeds the amount you needed to be under in order to not get fucked, then you get fucked. You get stopped from advancing for a while or you're massively slowed down for a while.

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Valve totally fucked up by not clearly and concisely disclosing how the event worked.

Shiba inus look like smug cunts.

>shiba
>corgi
>looking the same
I really hope this is bait, because if not then you're seriously retarded and need to apply yourself.

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It should have been randomized desu

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nr 1 team of the day has 300 random users get their top wishlist game
nr 2 team has 200 winners
nr 3 team has 100 winners

4 and 5th place don't get a chance win anything.

repeat for every day of the event.

They look the same for me. Maybe its just the google images that show similiar pictures but the only 2 difference i found are shorter legs and white fluffy parts on one of them

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>giving a shit about steam events
what the hell, the first win might be legit, but the rest of the event will be rigged like usual, why do you even bother ?

5 MINUTES LEFT GO COCKATIEL, WE NEED MORE POWER

>Tells me I can play starbound for points
>Drink Soda - 10 points each
>Spawn a thousand sodas with admin commands
>Easy 10k points
brb bringing team Turtle up to speed.

Crashing her country with no survivors

who /tort/ here

Why do I only ever get 1000 points from boosting regardless of if I play the featured games for an hour or not?

This doesn't make sense and seems like it doesn't work.

FUCKING TURTLE HAS TO WIN IT'S THE OBVIOUS THING

Corgichads theme youtu.be/wngaTYIVkm4

1000 is the default max amount of points you can have at once, although it's higher for some people who own a shit-tonne of games.
You can also increase your points limit and boost limit if you spend money during the sale.

The future belongs to the Corgi Master Race

>day 2
>didn't get a free game

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ivan.ivanov99 got his free game

BIRDS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

GET IN HERE TURTLE CHADS

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we are warming up, faggots

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These steam events are literal r*ddit, good job guys.

>7 minutes into day 2
>corgis already 5000x speed
what the fuck man

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gg ez

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How come I don't have any boost capacity after a new day? I thought it reset

For like 5 seconds rabbit was in 1st place then it went back to corgishitters.

I like how it's a great big middle finger

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>You only have capacity to claim 30 points. Upgrade your Boost Meter's capacity or throw away the extra 77152.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BROS

Me too. I think we'll have to wait it out a bit

>tfw this is only happening because the servers are still counting the flood of corgi boosts before updating

feels good to be a corgi, haha racelets cya

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>15k tokens for 5€ discount
I can have up to 32k tokens, can i get a 5€+5€ discount on the same game or will i get cucked?

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So capacity isn't resetting after every day?

I thought the faq said so. Shit event.

it broke

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yes you can stack discounts

I just hope bird bros are consistent enough to get 3rd place overall.

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it's just servers shitting themselves as usual, user

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It means you pick anything but corgi because the 2nd and 3rd place get free games too and have a much better chance to get them.

That's me, thanks to Cowboy Bebop I always sympathize with corgis wherever I see them. I also thought doge was a corgi, it looks really similar.

nah, its not laggy. Looks like they disabled it on purpose

yeah. team birb here, the discounts stack up.

A lot better than the clicker

PANIC

>inb4 teams get randomized

fuck me i won the draw and got cp2077

You think they're gonna adress and react to #Corgigate?

Retards wasting the attacks on corgi instead of attacking the second and third place people. Second and third get prizes too.

Does redeeming steam keys increase your boost?

Also how do I get boost without doing those stupid quests I dont have time for? Idling CS GO didnt seemto work and i have 100+ achievements on that.

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me too but there must've been an error cause I got CP2077 and a refund of it in my wallet.

that corgi's are the superior *race*

i doubt that nigger

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I don't see why they would touch the 4 losing teams.
They'll just nerf Corgi by redistributing a lot of it's members into other teams.

pics or it didn't happen

1st gets 300 free games
2nd gets 200 free games
3rd gets 100 free games

Seethe harder birdfag

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>"They're botting Corgi? Crash eet"

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Post yfw corgi wins

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More fair competition

>Corgi
>Shiba Inu
>Dachsund
>Husky
>CHAMPION TOADLINE

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Scroll down the page and there should be a way to turn achievements into points. You have to select it, it's not automatic.
It only works once per game so you need to get a new game per day (assuming they fix shit so capacity actually resets daily). Hopefully you have enough other games with achievements done.

rare

>Looking at all my friends who joined the race
>They all went corgi beause corgi won last time.
Dumb fucks. It's all about that gift distribution ratio. I'm gonna wait to see who the second highest is.

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Does the amount of boosts you have reset each day?

Thanks, but when I scroll down here it says "0". Do i have to idle a game for a certain amount of time before it shows up there?

Yes. You can also increase your maximum number of boosts per day by spending money in the sale.

>1,000,000,000 people get 300 games
>200,000 people get 200 games
>150,000 people get 100 games

You need to have 30 mins played in the last two weeks.

Yeah, for half an hour.

dicc

Corgi has 5000x the number of participants from the looks of it, and they arent winning 5000x more games. If you choose Corgi you got memed

There are probably more people than that playing on the other teams. Not that it matters, since even if there are only 150000 people your odds of getting something are still fucking awful.

I have 2 turtles and 4 budgies in real life, but I picked dog team.
I love dogs, but I'm allergic. So I picked them. Dogs are also the most popular pet in the world.

It was a bad choice for a team animal in terms of balance.

>tfw no capacity available

When the fuck do I get points? I have like 50k points in factorio and it always says I can claim my points tomorrow. Well guess what, its tomorrow.

Id like to pick a safe second place but the others are so close together.

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If they had bunny, I would know I would pick it in a heart beat.
Also, when you use the boost, does the boost meter's capacity go down?
I have like 66 Hitman 2 achievements but I'll lose about 60% of it all if I redeem it now.

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It's back up again, did Valve change anything?

I know that feel
>100% orange juice
>82k points available
>no capacity

pretty dumb. i dont play games anymore and now i cant get rewarded for the time i wasted when i did

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>for each day that you participate, you'll also upgrade your Boost Meter capacity by 100 points
meanwhile in reality, fucking 0 capacity

Yeah, your capacity is how much coins you can potentially get and that is limited by how much you've spend during the sale and on your lifetime account.

FUCK

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Just leave the game running while you do something else. That's what I did. Not that it matters since capacity is broken so I can't use these points anyway.

So we don't get more boost?
What the fuck.

Fucking nothing
>Corgi started out at 2000x boost. Now at 500x and everyone else is struggling to reach 20.

>retarded steam sale mechanic
>Yea Forums goes nuts trying to get free shit

get a job

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great I didnt join last day.
looks like its eternal corgi domination too.

>that feel when my points are 0/-305
Gabe wtf

If the event actually worked then I'd be able to get enough tokens for a discount just by cashing in achievements each day. Too bad it doesn't work properly.

This whole thing is stupid. You have to spend like £400 to get enough to redeem your achievements. You're not gonna play the new games you just bought if you want points because you'll be playing the other (sponsored) games that give points. Nothing resets.

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>using boost actually drains your TOTAL boost capacity
what the fuck, this really is pay to win if you don't have the sheer numbers corgifags do

I think it's still broken, gotta wait

What rank is your badge so far Yea Forums?

Why did I listen to Yea Forums? Now I'm in last place.

Just spend a fat 400 quid and then reap the tokens and do a cheeky refund after spending.

>steam

70. I used all my boosts instantly, bought the shitty emotes, then dumped the rest in badge levels. I got what I wanted with this event.

140. saving my 15000 tokens for the discount just in case I spot a game worth using it on. Probably will just dump it all into the badge at the end.

>i'm an epic store gamer

>2nd day
>capacity didn't reset
>capacity didn't just increase by 100 either

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Points don't matter. The only thing that matters is capacity. Just treat achievements as an instant max capacity refill and ignore the number it says they're worth.
They remove your tokens if you refund. If you used the tokens to buy a discount then they refund the game you used the discount on too. Or at least they claim they do, this event is so fucking broken that I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't work.

>team corgi already at over 1200

We need an army of smurf accounts.

i bought kenshi and i dont know what else to even get at this point

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Wait why is the play any game part fucked?

god what the fuck, literally scammed
turns out you're suppose to only boost once a day so that you can continue earning the "free 100" daily

fuck this gay shit

if your account isn't valid(read, you never bought shit), you can boost to get the tokens but it doesn't count toward the race

damn i thought you could cheat the system

i saw someone with -11000 points earlier

shit design.

>birb goes from -300 to -1900 in a matter of seconds
Looks like Reddit is home from summer school.

based

woooow

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FUCK CORGIS
REPTILES RISE UP

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I'm so confused
It said capacity reset but I have no capacity.

What the hell is going on this is so confusing, was I not supposed to have used it?

Why is valve so bad at documentation.

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How long should I wait before day 2 stops shitting the bed?

Turtles aren't reptiles, they are amphibians, brainlet.

>got my main account in the race
>used a bunch of other alt accounts that i still had but never made much use out of anymore lately to join the race with them as well
>still no fucking gift on either accounts
Piece of shit. Thanks so much for just giving all the bots games.

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wait so the first race is done and we got no new boosts?

True, but who cares about winning something if you're not getting a prize? I'd at least like a slightly higher chance of getting something.

so said your mom as well before i put my dick in here mouth and got her slobbing all over it

they are reptiles you absolute moron hahaha

cope and have sex

turtles are a myth

It's almost like Valve doesn't know how to make game s anymore

You dont realise you are one of those bots. Having multiple accounts set up for gibz is exactly the same

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Nobody has gotten any gifts yet.
There's a 48 hour period until they are given out.

I got Cyberpunk in team corgi *dab*

Bought like 50 bucks of stuff today ... Didn't know about this so I didn't pick a team .... Fuck

Sorry, I'm a little slow

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WHERE DID ALL MY TOKENS GO!?

AAAAAA

>wait until tomorrow
>New day, still same shit
Cool story steam

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i ate those food.

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>frogposter calling anyone retarded

GARMFEILD!!!

Source: D-Dude trust me

I picked hare cause rabbits are cute. if you picked corgi simply to win youre a faggot.

Post yfw you aren't a cucked rabbitfag

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hares, rabbits, bunnies, whatever are the symbol of trannies. you fucked yourself over.

Literally look it up if you don't believe in me, it's explained on the Steam page.

It says I have 15 boosts but I can't use them. what do

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oh and hey just as a reminder you're only entered to win free shit if you contribute on that day, so if valve fucks you out of capacity they're also fucking you out of the giveaways

>still no boost regen

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t. meme dog faggot
kill yourself

Based Corgibro

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>boosts and capacity didn't reset

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Fuck Corgi's
and Fuck Cuckatiels.

Slow and Steady boys.

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HOW DO I GET BOOSTS?

I have lots of points from playing tf2, but don't have any of those boost thingies to spend them

farm quests or redeem points for achievements in recently played games, beware of the cap though so that you don't throw away a bunch of points

Perhaps the real winner of this sale is Valve themselves

steam summer events are shit and if you are doing this just to get free games youre either a thirdworlder or a poor cuck. get a job.

how to redeem points for achievements?

cmon valve update your daily booster refresh so i can go back doing something constructive instead waiting here with weirdos

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fucking valve piece of shit company LET ME BOOST

This event is pure garbage. Looks like I only get to take part in day one. Don't think I'll even spend any of my pathetic sum of tokens. Screw this event.

>unspent tokens got reset

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HOLY SHIT this is the shittiest event

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they already gave out the games, you can see it in the races view.

i don't fucking get how this autistic nitro boost shit works, how do i get free vidya without buying anything

There isn't any boost reset.
It meant you get 100 free boost per day, that's it.

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press the yellow arrow, however as I said read the red text, you don't want to throw away a bunch of points like a bunch of anons did yesterday

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COCKSHITS BOUTTA GET MURDERED YO

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what a generic and guassable ones. Cyberpunk gta5 and total war

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>literally p2w event unless you're a faggot redditor

it was way worse a while ago actually, some games were apparently like 3,44$ or so

I didn't get free games gayben wtf

I have no idea how this event works, I have tons of games but only got ones worth of achievements for points in this, this is such a clusterfuck.

who's a safe #2 or 3?

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What's the fucking point of those quests if I can NEVER earn any points again anyway? What a shit show lmao. Guess I'll just use my 10k tokens to level up since I'll never get the discount anyway.

So you get tokens from using the red boost button right? I used it like 20 times yesterday and didn't get anything

And my capacity says 0, is that normal?

probably same as last race, Cock or Turtle

me. don't care about 1st place as long as i know i'm assured to still get 2nd or 3rd place.

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nobody knows how this asinine event works. the rules are entirely arbitrary. the only constant is your ability to get ahead by spending like a good goyim.

How do I get attacks?

Can't see that

Is it on the 'sales menu' or where?

yup same here, I thought the cap would reset but it doesn't seem like it, I got a new boost somehow though but it doesn't matter since my cap is at 0

It's gonna happen

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yeah, go to the steam store and press the header then scroll down

i don't want to play games tho

this event is a scam

BASED

These sale games always break
It'll probably reset in a hour or two

I'd rather just spend my money directly on steam levels to be quite honest with you chaps.

fuck, i may have redeemed them already without noticing, 0 points avaliable

But i just noticed I have a 0 point odometer. Cannot earn any more points. Wtf?

Cap still at 0 after spending all the points yesterday. We should still have gotten a 100 cap for the new day no?

I have like 400 games on steam, where is the fucking support for this shit?

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hare are trannies
corgi are furries and reddit
bird are homos
tortoise and pig are bros

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It only shows the recent played games, fire up a game you have a lot of achievements in, doesn't matter which one, then play/idle for 30min and it'll show up

same

>bird are homos
ah, so i DID made the fitting choice for myself then, good to know.

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You have to spend money on the store to fill up your cap. There is the catch, assholes.

>we
Get the fuck

>cap doesn't reset every day
I seriously hope this is a bug

oh, cool, thanks!

Bros at fucking coming last more like

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I was gonna buy shit in the sale anyway.

same

this is absolute gutter shite

HOW DO I SWAP TEAMS THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT

they told you when selecting a team that it was permanent
there's worse shit to bitch about than this

maybe the real winner was the friends we made along the way

It's fucking nothing

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FIGHT FOR YOUR TEAM LIKE A MAN

Shouldn't that shit have refreshed already?

>you have to spend money to refill your cap every day until the 9th
How many times we gotta tell you, mammalets? Corgibros won since day one.

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Wait a fucking minute. YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY FOR THE CHANGE OF YOUR ODOMETER NOT TO BE ZERO?

All these Steam events are a scam.

>Players receive a 100-point Boost Meter capacity increase each day you participate in the Grand Prix.
Valve are just incompetent.

that's a capacity increase, maybe not a refill. Maybe they're gigakikes.

Chances are that the game is broken, since the cap was supposed to increase daily by 100 points no matter what, and obviously that didn't happen.

do you mean that steam events are just to trick people to spend more?? we need to inform everyone immediately

Oh, so it's a bug

Really can't understand why, as the few last sales were the same team shit, with some minor variations. Wonder how they can still screw up something they've been doing for years

corgibros, how are you feeling right now?

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One hour and a quarter later, it's still unresetted.

Are you sure they are going to reset it?

Maybe, but even that's not working. At this point we don't even know what's going on. Maybe you only get 100 per day, maybe you get a reset, I have no idea. This is a really shitty event.

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Seething cat

I think I saw my cap go up 100.

Got the measly 100 points now, past capacity wasn't reset. How the fuck am i gonna get the 5€ discount with this shit

Its written in the FAQ that people will get their free hames with 2 days delay from the end of respectible races.

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Steam Client updating

>capacity increased by 100
LMAO what a scam.

I used all of my attacks on pigfags, just to make sure you faggots don't get even fourth. I leave the rest to my fellow harefags.

Team Corgi for the win!

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Claim 100/384 Points Now
You only have capacity to claim 100 points
Upgrade your Boost Meter's capacity or throw away the extra 284

LOL

They should've never made Corgi an option. But more importantly, it should have been random. Obviously everyone is going to choose the super popular meme dog. Valve is fucking retarded.

>lunar new year
Discount as long as you spend $30, and another discount if you spend a lot.
>summer sale
Can buy a discount if you spend $100 and play in the event every day.
Yeah, okay. Great event.

it says *within* 48 hours. that means somewhere between .000...1 seconds and 48 hours. again, though, if you click on 'races' you'll see that they already know what they gave away, meaning they already gave it away.

Why are people so suprised? You're not going to win anything anyway. Why would I pick the team that has 2 million people and gives out 20 prizes instead of the winning 5 million people team that gives out 20 prizes when chances are the winners will get some stupid fucking steam badge? It should have just been like a couple years ago when you were randomly assigned a team. Based team red

>Wanted to participate
>TF2 or csgo require 20 gigabyte now.

>for each day that you participate, you'll also upgrade your Boost Meter capacity by 100 points.

It still capped out at 100 even though I participated yesterday. Nice one steam!

not everybody gets a game dumb dumb

I haven't played PC games in a little while but this sale seems pretty crap. I was expecting to get Cuphead and Hollow Knight for £3-5. Are there any other similar games in that price range? I really want something like Castlevania.

You used all your capacity yesterday so it was at 0. Now it's increased by 100 so it's 100.
It's incredibly stingy but it's working as intended.

>Claim your 100 points but lose 16972

I am not purchasing any games this sale so here goes.

Yuo don't seem to understand, friend.
Boost Meter capacity gets reset every day until July, 9th.
What you get is 100 for free, but you gotta spend money on the store to fill it back up.

I know, the chink new year actually was a good sale. meanwhile this shitty event is buggy, broken and you have to spend $150 to "boost capacity" just to get $5 off your next purchase. you have noticed Tim Sweeney is trying to kill your store to replace it with Epic Monopoly, right, Gaben?

thats literally nothing
buy a new disk, third worlder

>rules worded so terribly we have to figure out the whole fucking game for ourselves
was this thought up by indians?

>use twenty 1000 point boosts yesterday
>get 0 tokens
>use a 100 point boost today
>get 100 tokens
LOL
Thanks Gabe

oh no an anime tranny will remove me because i picked the based dog, how will i ever recover

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>mfw i will never get a free game

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>tfw just used a slow on 5th place
You piggas never gonna make it

>you have to spend $150 to "boost capacity" just to get $5 off your next purchase
This is the worst part imo. I started off with around 10k points, but that still puts me $50 short of getting the $5 off event coupon. There isn't $50 worth of games to buy this time around either because the sales are pathetic.

WHAT THE FUCK, PIGBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

>games with achievements give you a fuckton of points
I discovered a game breaker. Guess our Corgibros figured it out, too. The other mammals are brainlets.

Jesus fuck what a scam, I thought they would increase the cap roof everyday.
Fuck this thrash

What is timezone for this event when does race end and a new one start?

Doesn't matter, you are hard capped and can't use any of the points without spending an absurd amount of money.

Despite the dog thing. It always amuses me at how normies are working their hardest at sounding like literal retarded children year after year.
If you say "doggo, pupper, kot, smol, heck" unironically, do everyone a favor and never even attempt to procreate.

Remember when this happened a few years ago? The process repeats itself.

PDT

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Points don't matter. Capacity is the only thing that's important.

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>use boost
>capacity gets reduced by 1000
WHAT THE FUCK GABEN

my finger hurts

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1PM EST

People with jobs don't care about spending a fuckton of money for this shit. You only need five people who just spend 100 quid on the store and know the trick. Easy way to break this event.

there's no way you have 135500 capacity
you just wasted your time

This shit is a fucking disaster. Why couldn't they stick to cards?

>boost reduces capacity permanently
>only way to get more is to keep spending money or wait 24 hours to get ~$1 of capacity
>some people will actually spend money just to continue to participate in this gay minigame

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only took like 5 minutes, I just went until it let me use up all my BOOST charges (15)

I mean that it isn't a "trick", the points are effectively infinite. All that matters is how much money you spend. You didn't break the game, you just almost understood how the game works.

>he's proud to have 4 IQ

it's ingenious

>tortoise
>more reddit than doge or birb
Whatever you say, retard

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>DUDE JUST SPEND 500 DOLLARS LMAO

pcbros are absolutely brainwashed

absolutely seething

Sounds like faggot corgi propaganda to me

t. reddit dog

How's if feel to be lose to the Slow and Steady Tortoise's, Cuckatiels? You seem to be pretty proud of yourselves.

Anything that gives us reason to incite a flamewar is better than actually playing and discussing video games.

It's literally the opposite and prizes are allotted proportionally to how much you're winning
Corgi Overkill is the optimal strategy, sure hope you guys realized that in time

check the raw numbers and realize how foolish you were for picking the team everyone else on earth picked

Picked Rabbit despite dog being 10-20x ahead
Brought lvl 1 badge
Done with 'Game' event

Some people take this shit to serious

This. Some user worked out that you are statistically better to buy scratch cards. Something about the odds+monetary investment into the steam game being worse than buying scratch cards and hoping to win a hundred or so dollars and thus pay for your top 3 games.

>300 out of 1,000,000 people get 1 free game.
>200 out of 200,000 people get 1 free game.
>100 out of 150,000 people get 1 free game.
You are a genuine retard and faggot, who has no idea what bullshit is spewing out of your cunt mouth.

You're right. I'm the retarded one.
Whatever. See you on the finish line, tortoise and bird cucks.

>0 boosts remaining
alright thanks

cope, gamecels.

I already got my free game, what did you guys get?

CORGIS CONFIRMED RETARDS

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You got evidence friend? Or just bullshit you excavated out of sandy puss filled rotten cunt of an arsehole.
Talk is cheap.

reminder that turtle and bird are not enemies. what's most important is ensuring neither the rabbit nor the pig are allowed free videogames.

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>tfw the real prize isn't the miniscule possibility of getting FREE GAME??? but all the emotional pain and suffering inflicted on non-corgi subhumans spread over days of abuse
The most delicious part is that all these infantile retards will instinctively seethe upon seeing an actual corgi, probably for years

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Except each team is likely in the millions so in the end it doesn't even matter much whether you're third or first place

>uses alt accounts
>cries about bots

S-so you're saying there's a chance :O

>tfw destined to always be a loser

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Don't bother wasting points on corgis, they already fucked themselves by choosing the reddit option that everyone is gonna choose

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What is the point of the attack system if you can't use it? Shouldn't it be there so other teams can balance the race out?

>cockatiel
more like cocksucker, amiright bros?

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FUCK team rabbit

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Holy shit, this is the biggest shitshow on the entire net right now.

>Does redeeming steam keys increase your boost?
does it?

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No only every cold hard shekel passed directly to gaben's stained fingers counts

Why didn't they simply assign teams randomly?

Is it so complicated to do this?

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The only way to win is to reach zero points and never touch it again

>my points got reduced with the reset
nice

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>DUDE LET'S HAVE PEOPLE PICK THEIR TEAMS AND SHOW THEM THE RESULTS BEFOREHAND LMAO OKAY THIS IS FRIGGIN EPIC
Valve is retarded, no wonder they don't make games anymore

It's a social experiment to measure pure self-destructive contrarianism
Corgis passed, the rest will be gassed

Doesn't matter because there's no way you can claim them all unless you spend quite a bit of money. I had 54 thousand points with KF2 yesterday.

Don't cling to turtlebros, Muhammad.

im in corgi team but shut the fuck up

>Yea Forums on the reddit team.
Now we know the mascot for cross-site shitters is the less interesting meme dog.

how do you gain additional booster?

Claiming points, the easiest way is to boot up a game with steam achievements you've already unlocked. The problem is you'll never get to redeem tens of thousands of points because you need to spend money to raise your boost capacity.

But Valve is a Reddit platform tho

That's neat and all but how many races have you won so far?

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I'm on team tortoise though, faggot

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>hare and pig held down by poorfags who don't spend anything so have no boost capacity
>corgi overloaded with reddit buyfags and coat-tailers who think 1st place gives them the best chance
>tortoise and bird have the perfect number of buyfags to allow you to coast into the wishlist draw with the highest chance
Just keep those stupid bunnies and pigs in check and it's smooth sailing.

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Enjoy your free copy of Bad Rats, you cunning mastermind.

t. low impulse control

>arbitrary capacity at 350 on day 1 despite having an 11 year old account with 300 games.
>now it's down to the bare minimum of 100 on day 2.
All I cared about was the discount vouchers but now I know that I won't get one even if I buy a bunch of games I'm interested in. This event is a real shitshow.

Then don't sully our team with your piggotry.

we out here

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Do you have Bad Rats on your wishlist, retard?

So it is impossible to gain the 5€ voucher without buying something?

they were hoping you were so blinded by the prospect of $5 off that you would spend $200 to get it
it probably works on some people

so let me get how this event works
>starting capacity and points determined by some arcane formula not fully understood yet
>some people started with hundreds of thousands of points and got their steam levels to 4783478 while others started with nothing
>even if you have a lot of points from achievements you can't use them unless you spend money to increase capacity
>increased capacity does not carry over to next round, always resets to 100 forcing you to buy up again
>no team balancing whatsoever
>only 300 games given away to teams of hundreds of thousands of people
>only thing of value you can get is a $5 voucher which is only achievable if you started with a big cap or blew several hundred dollars on the sale

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mini chads rise up

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