Yesterday I put a snickers bar up the girl I'm dating ass and asked her to say to me "It's Claire, Claire Redfield" and then sit on my mouth and shit the chocolate out of it so I could eat it
What's wrong with me Yea Forums?
it was clean by the way, I had just fucked her ass with a condom and my dick came out completely clean, but I couldn't stop kind of hoping for just a small hard piece of her log to come out on top of the bar so I could swallow and pretend nothing happened
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kill yourselves clairefags, this shit is so pathetic.
good post
have sex? lol fuck no
I can't get a gf but this faggot can! I started to work out, moved into my own place, bought a fucking car and still no girl will date me cos I'm fuck ugly.
BUT THIS MENTALLY ILL SHIT MUNCHER GETS A GF!!
fucking end me please
Imagine doing this to claire irl haha
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Rrrright.
what was it?
Funny thing s that no one will even believe it, we are dating for 2 months only so she said after it "wtf do you do with other girls if you do this with me?", first time eating chocolate out of asshole tho, don't really know why I felt the need to pretend it was Claire, I think Yea Forums did this to me in some way
Wow Chris this is a pretty bold plan
I'm going to take a wild guess and say it's because you are obssessed with money and physique instead of trying to be an interesting man with actual conversation that can make them laugh and be comfortable with you.
nothing
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JILL PLEASE FUCK MY BROTHER CHRIS
HE'S INJECTING STEROIDS AGAIN INSTEAD OF FINDING AN ATTRACTIVE MATE
PLEASE FUCK HIM AND MAKE KIDS
Yesterday I put a snickers bar up the girl I'm dating ass and asked her to say to me "It's Sherry, Sherry Birkin" and then sit on my mouth and shit the chocolate out of it so I could eat it
What's wrong with me Yea Forums?
it was clean by the way, I had just fucked her ass with a condom and my dick came out completely clean, but I couldn't stop kind of hoping for just a small hard piece of her log to come out on top of the bar so I could swallow and pretend nothing happened
god I wish that was me (but not with snickers)
Not that user,but I make the majority of women I meet comfortable with me through my personality and make them laugh a lot. I'm not the richest guy around and have a normal skinnyfat build,but most women show me signs of affection after having talked to them. Still,most of them are just insufferable and superficial cunts. Don't even bother with women,anons.
Really liked the idea until you mentioned the shit topping. Seek help, OP.
Yesterday I asked the girl I was dating to just be her self and she overpowered me, pushed me to the ground and sat on my face. Instead of pushing her off I kinda just sat there with an awkward erection.
What's wrong with me Yea Forums?
She was wearing pants by the way, I mean I could feel moisture so she was clearly enjoying her self but still.
What does it have to do with Claire
M8 i don't care about money i just want enough so that i can live and afford a holiday every year. Regards to physique i know I'm ugly so i may as well be fit and ugly. I'm not naturally very funny so in conversation i just laugh at their jokes and try to take an interest in what they're saying.
If you have any tips I'm always looking to self improve it's why i started doing things like painting
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op here, I work out since 2005, I take steroids since 2011 and I have gone from REALLY skinny123lbs to 275lbs, up and down a few times when I decide to stop with the roids (currently taking tren acetate, test enanthate and dianabol) and I can tell you, getting strong and ripped won't solve your problem
if helps? A LOT, but girls over 7 still won't come after you and will "demand" some work
it's not by being nice and making her smile that you will get her, is by making YOU to be the prize and not her that you will get her, you have to be cocky without being a douche, you have to be self confident, never ask a girl out too many times, I never ask more then one, if I get a no and never try again, they either really don't want it or they will come after you, begging and being too nice will get you nowhere, make her interest to see what you have to offer and it will be a lot easier
give yourself some real value, not monetary and they will see it, I'm 32, don't know if you're too young, but if you are you will get it with time, if you're already old, then it's a problem to start learning now to be honest...
Seeing this shit being done irl is so pathetic
Based. Claireniggers a shit.
just a small hard piece, swallow without chewing, leave no taste I hope, just to have it into my curriculum since I ate the entire bar anyway and no one would ever know it
What mass effect is she playing?
You don't think maybe the fact that you clearly have serious issues with women might have something to do with it?
Who cares if you're ugly man, you're caring more then them and making it harder for you, have you never saw a ugly guy with 8-9/10 girls? they're not always rich, you can't learn to have a nice face but you can learn to be good at talking...
Was it always like this or just for NuClaire?
NuClaire.
>eating pussy and getting dommed is pathetic
literal incel.
2?
Any mods for the Loli already?
XD just kidding guys xdddd
Any tips on becoming better socially? Like holding up conversations and shit
before the game came out, they were calling her el goblina. After the game came out, that's when clairefags started ruining RE threads.
Play visual novels with Chad protagonists like grisaia
It's all good advice user but i don't think i ever come across as needy. I don't really make a big deal out of it but I'm off work today and the dull silence of my flat just makes the loneliness hit a bit harder, I'll be fine tomorrow
just be yourself bro
I'm a teacher in my mid-30's and I've never been big into fitness. Don't intend to start going to the gym either,I feel comfortable enough in my body already and I don't feel like it serves a greater purpose than vanity,especially because I'm already popular with women as I've stated. I don't need that if I don't even intend on meeting up with undesireable people more than necessary.
My problem is not that I can't bring a woman to like me,it's just the fact that the majority of women I've met up with just have abhorrent personalities. I'm 34,I searching for wife material and not for girlfriends to hang out and then break up with after 8 months like a teenager.
Practicing, there is no way around it, I was a shy nerd when I was a teenager, what a did was start going to parties when started college and clubbing against my will, I really hated it, taking courage to go approach and talk to girls in bars, anything you practice enough you can become good at
Working out helped me a lot building up my confidence to be honest, it took YEARS to go from skinny nerd to desirable body wise but it helps a lot with self confidence and you need it to good at social interactions, and more then to be good with girls, you need it to progress at work too...
Go to Philippines and take the cutest 20yo with you. Be careful they are catholic and want kids pretty soon, also you probably will need to send some money to her family sometimes.
disgusting normie fetish
>it's why i started doing things like painting
Excellent start. Women are attracted more to men who have a bit of deepness in them. If you go to painting classes you'll also probably meet some women who share the same hobby.
t. Ada
Guess what bitch? Claire won the Leonbowl
>I'm already popular with women
>it's just the fact that the majority of women I've met up with just have abhorrent personalities.
Sounds like you're an incel-virgin in denial.
What does Claire's poop smell like haha
Women like me,but I don't like them. Not in a romantic sense that goes beyond having sex at least. I do have issues with women and I've known that for the longest time,but I desperately don't want to die either alone or with a person I despise by me. Who was this quote along the lines of "People have made me realize that dying alone is better than dying alongside people that make you feel alone" from?
quick question hombre why do you care so much about getting a GF?
>Getting dommed by woman
Literal betamale
It's more like seeing another person getting dommed is really pathetic,just like seeing guys in porn suck on some girl's tits
Well, I'm kind in the same spot as you, had 2 very unpleasant relationships in early 20's and decided to go fucking around any girl I could for years, now at our age, I think either we can pass as semi-pedos going after 20-22 girls to find good ones, of stick with over 27 leftovers
The good ones over 27 are already with someone, men a lot of times start caring about settling a lot later but girls, if they're over 27 and alone, there is an unpleasant reason for that, that's why is so hard to find a good one around our age I think
Stop beating around the bush and just have her push out her real shit from her butt. It will be so much hotter to do you will cum buckets. A cute girl pushing out a massive stinky poop log is the best thing ever.
Practice. Anything else is a lie.
They want kids soon so they can get a visa and dump you
sucking tits is pathetic? wtf is wrong with you?
I'm not religious and I'm really racist. Having sex a couple of times is cool,but like I've said,I'd like a serious relationship again
Honestly the best advice comes with the common platitude of "To find love you have to love yourself first".Girls just want to have fun, and to be fun you have to be self-confident and able to laugh at yourself. You pretty much can't treat finding a women as a roadblock preventing you from being happy either, in other words. Being comfortable with yourself should be a massive boon to how you flow and carry yourself in conversation.
Nah, that's too much for me, I was hoping a small hard and dry piece would have no smell of taste if swallowed rapidly, just wanted to be able to say to myself I did it, maybe I have some problems to be wanting that though...
You could call me an incel I guess,yeah,but I'm far from a virgin. I just choose my partners rigorously.
it's only normie if her ass is clean, plenty of room for improvement
Dude what the fuck
>Can't stand sharing control with his alpha female and take turns submitting.
>He needs a beta female to feel alpha.
Nice try user, but you're not fooling anyone!
That is not going to happen, all girls poop is stinky. If you are still hesitant about it just start slow and go for girl braps and work your way up. If you find yourself not even enjoying it at that level then you probably dont like this kind of thing at all and it is more of a fantasy for you.
POSSESS COITUS, PRACTITONER OF INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE
just start spouting the shit that comes up in your brain, stop self-censoring yourself. stop thinking "can i say this no i should say that this is what i should say no thats awkward etc" instead just say what comes to mind. and if you hurt someone apologize
it helps if you stop going on Yea Forums for 12 hours per day so you stop thinking in memes and "nigger nigger niggers"
Probably snickers in this context.
Oh, I feel kinda lonely now.
This is why resident evil should have stayed a console exclusive.
Look at the nerdy fans it creates on Pc
Exactly,it's just horrible. I've had my fair share of sex over the years because I just couldn't find a woman I would've harmonized well with in a marriage,but now it's really time to settle down for us. I hope you're going to find someone you can get along with well
True, PS4 players would have only talked this way about Leon.
>mass effect 2
I think you're not getting my point here. I'd love being dommed and sucking some tits,but seeing some rando get dominated is really uncomfortable. That's just one of the things that are better experienced by yourself I think. Seeing regular sex in porn is not that bad because of the woman's moans,but unless the girl sitting on the face of some fuck is constantly belitting him so I can self-insert better,it's really not that hot
>dat skin dentation
Isn't that the menu is mass effect 1 menu tho?
I know right that bright red ballgag doesn't fit the outfit, or go with her eyes, now if it matched her beautiful blue eyes, we'd have perfection, or a ring gag, that works too.
I'll take things I wish happened but never did for 500
Clairefags have always wanted to fuck Claire.
Before this there was a lot of posts about how Claire is a cuck though.
I mean, as long as it's not in public ... that would feel kinda awkward.
she's probably going to break his nose sooner or later
So filthy frank was right, girls do love that, guess you just need the right looks and perhaps some alcohol.
>tfw iwn even touch a girl
Thanks, you too man! Have to be really skeptical with older ones faking kindness and normality until they think they got a hold on you already and go full crazy...
I honestly believe you, I've got a mate, really good looking lad who dates literally 1's because of the crazy shit he gets them to do, his current girlfriend was telling us at a party that she pegs him while giving him a bizzaro world reach around where she inserts a sterile metal tube into his urethra.
Is there more of this image?
>allowing a woman to be anywhere other than under your foot
go home and die
Braaap anons have gone too far.
There is not a single girl who doesn't like her ass being eaten, they can be shy about it if they're not used to it, but they open they ass for dick way easier after feeling you open it with your tongue, and fuck, I get crazy horny feeling the asshole give up to the tongue sliding in
Because of the emptiness i feel everyday i get home from work, because i want to get married and have kids. Because i want my parents to see a grandchild before they die
Where is this chart from and what is it? I kinda dont want to hazard a guess.
First they need an enema.
Not really that bad, it looks like a chart to determine levels of pain a patient might be in, this is usually used in clinics which are focused on helping patients who are in chronic (often untreatable) pains due to some condition. ok i guess it is bad, but not for the reasons you had in mind maybe.
Not with me they dont
OP, there's nothing wrong with eating a woman's ass and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Friend of mine told me to find love in eastern europe. I fucking hate slavs, but some of what he said might ring true. They're more conservative/realistic and actually felt some hardship in their life, so they will also have matured more. I'd try that if you live in EU, user.
You have a nice day too user, I hope you find some one who you match with.
>likes to build clocks
Saw that from a mile away but it still got me
I guess you like excrement allover your genitalia.
Now he has to wait half an hour before going in the water
But then you can't taste the sweet taste of it, clean but not just washed is best
What the fuck sauce??
man do I feel sorry for scatfags
imagine being born with the affinity for eating shit
I mean I have enough self awareness to know how disgusting this is to other people and how this is not something I can easily fulfill with someone. At least with a more entry level fetish like feet you can be safe in indulging in it with someone.
holy shit, are they making a live adaptation of that old kids book where sentient butts try to take over the world?
I can't remember what it was called but I remember reading the entire trilogy
yes is a complete comic
Is Caveman the Tomba guy?
>this thread.
I don't know if this is better or worse than the 6 month old flog rag under my bed, you could say I've kept all my babies too.
>playing fps on console
>6 less criminals on the street
I'm ok with this.
fuck yes
You can write better story man, next time just try harder
There's nothing wrong with you, sweetiepie.
claire no that's illegal!
she looks like she fucks asian guys
oh wait...
fellas....
>Thumb not on the trigger
Pussy
The best thing about nu Claire is that she actually looks like a teenager
I thought I was the only one who thought like this, its like some of this shit I don't want to see IRL and just want to leave to 2D and my own fantasies
what's the point of facesitting if it's not a girl on a girl's face
what an idiot.
>release never ever because LL faggots sperged out
Less degenerates. Excellent.
it still hurts
I actually told the mod author about ATF, so he might move there.
so did I actually
or when the girl is wearing clothes
fucking stupid.
Nice. Hope he actually does and eventually releases the mod.
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huh
I want him to release that natalie portman sherry replacer mod so the professional sfm porn can be reality
it was me, i self-moderated myself, if you have 4chanx then you should be fine
"MMMMM YES MAM"
>the sounds this cuck was making
men are disgusting
>I had just fucked her ass with a condom
>condom
>ass
weak
What's the appeal? Why Her?
not that user but i'd like a sauce for it..
cropped images are still a shit way to look for an image source
Doughy white chicks are hot
doom patrol
Only girl I ever really loved was from eastern Europe
just be yourself bro
I just wanna hold a cute girls hand for gods sake and you niggers get to eat snickers bars out of their ass what the fuck
Good sherry mods when?
How do these wierdos have so much time on their hands to make such mods in the first place.
It probably doesn't take that long for an experienced guy
hmm she sure looks familiar
It's a dogeatsnickers world out there.
thats just the equivalent of some insanely hot insta thot walking up on a group of guys in a bikini, asking if they want to grab a feel. their hands would be all over her in seconds.
See
Its asian guys doing it. Even though she still looks like a goblina in game.
Why do you bait kids? Shame on you.
As a fetishist, I have a lot of experience in scat eating. So if you really did it, prove it. How does it taste?
>thread
Tbh you either got it or you don't
I was born a slight aspie and then an accident made me a turbo aspie but I just got it so hardly any trouble with women
Be yourself is bad advice because of this
Andy Sixx is that you?
Would have been more realistic if it was barry
even a normal chick would have no problem asking a group of guys to grope her, now try doing this as a normal dude and just walk right up to chicks and tell them to lick you body and feel you up and see what happens
there's already pretty good lewd ones
Haven't seen that one.
Yea, but is she ugly?
This is Claire, the REAL Clare Redfield, and she spends her time using black people for chairs and monologuing.
That ugly bitch you posted isn't Claire, but is in fact her retarded looking doppelganger, Blaire.