SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

don't you fucking dare rate this higher than hylics

YOU WON

That was literally King Boo's voice/laugh, wasn't it?

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this guy makes me want to pull an etika with how un-entusiastic he is

He
THICC

based dead inside runner with a cringe crowd maybe

>top 6 in all SMB3 categories, each having hundreds of runners
>play Laffy Taffy shovelware instead
WHAT THE FUCK

Why is the crowd so obnoxious?

honestly his depression made the whole run surreal. I'd consider it more art than boring.

that runner was not alive. literally just a husk

this announcer is obnoxious

>We Love Katamari
Jeez, what happened there? Last I checked only Metroid Prime 2 was omega tier.

It's over. I need a of gif of that end screen.

This run is pain.

Reimu sitting in a tree

it was really good user, you should check it out

Rate Laffy Taffy!

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylic
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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What is wrong with that runner. I just feel bad for him.

Because he's the only one speed running the game

you have seen SMB3 getting fucked in the ass hundreds of times
you haven't seen the based Laffy Taffy challenge yet

They were told to laugh.

I still want to know what couch cutie looked like.

Is the fat autist """""dancing"""" again?

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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>everyone's moved away from the the front row faggots
They've lined themselves up, someone just needs to put them out of our misery.

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Why aren't there any flash games in these marathons?

This guy has some solid times Mario 3, why the fuck wasn't he playing that? Reckon this is GDQ's fault

look at those mcnuggies

F

either S or F desu senpai

Perfect D tier, for dead runner

no! :)

This one was way fucking worse

what body type is this

F. Shit game and runner was dead inside. He could have made it fun but didn't so no points.

They needed a filler run at 5am

HAHAHAHA/10

C for sheer spectacle. It's under 10mins.

user will you put your hype in my glove please?

:3

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C for how surreal it was

C
it was boring, but the runners depression juxtaposed with the laughing of the game and the crowd was pretty kino

D
and it's Hylics btw

D for depression tier.

give punch-out vod

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I'll give him a pity C because he's very depressed and the crowds sporadic laughter was annoying but also eerie

I'll put it into Hamakaze's glove instead.

kino but crowd and donation reader made it a C

SSS twas comfy run

Have sex

WA HA HA/10

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Gonna get a run for the C Word in next year

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F, boring as fuck, nonexistent commentary, too long for how pointless it was

a 6

Actually put taffy as C, I did watch the whole thing

A southern hick in a dress never stopped talking for the entire 15 minutes I could manage.

Can this commentator fuck the hell off holy shit.

The announcer has a good tidus laugh

David Lynch run, reminder me of Rabbits.

S honestly, kino

WORST ANNOUNCER EVER

>puts in for fun games to run
>gets nothing
>says fuck it and puts in for some shitty flash game as a joke
>gets in
>depression kicks in the moment he's on the stage

Fuck

hylics just isn't great speedrun marathon material

>Ridley Scott is into speedrunning
>Ridley Scott is bald

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ew don't zoom

this, terrible speedgame

>if only you knew how bad things are

How many of these people will an hero in the future

You should've seen the FF9 run last year. That was hours of suffering.

what is this meme they're trying to force

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twitch.tv/videos/443965863?t=7h48m16s

I want to tie up this annoying commentator and hatefuck him so he never goes outside again. Preferably piss in his butt for extra humiliation.

Mistah J C Denton
In da fresh

I know, rpgs aren't fun to watch. It actually had commentary though, even if it was spittle-y

Thanks qt

A from me

F. Not worth the time.

Doctor's wear gloves to not leave prints on the drugs they trade for sex!
That's amazing!

So this is what America looks like.

The glove cries out as it slaps you.

>T-this part is really hard I guys I might have to reset on this one
>W-wait, haha, I actually got that?
>Well I gues thats a thing haha
>Clapping
Saved you the time

S!

trying again?

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Wrong.
This is what Gamers™ look like.

>glover in the bad games block

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>literally nothing good until dark souls 2
what are you playing until then?

just finished watching Rush during this shit games block. was good movie, rate 8/10 desu
just in time for Glover. good timing.

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>Only 1 Resident Evil run
Fuck.

>runner declares "MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER" immediately after introducing himself
>ugly jew that sounds like a man but wears a dress that looks like discount curtains
>speaks nonstop for an hour
>nothing he says is interesting
>just "I need that, ok I got it" "I gotta get that, oh I didn't get it" "I need to be at X size for this part, ok I'm at X size" for an hour
>couch is a lone mushmouth guy that is incomprehensible the few times he speaks
>run may as well have been a casual playthrough
>boring

It had nothing redeeming.

A/B

All. Right after they cut their peepee off and put on a dress. Hope they at least take some photos of their soft boy clits for me to fap to.

My favourite glove is the bondage mitten.

Lots of people in the audience considering the hour.

That's a used glove. I only hype for tight gloves held by a blushing girl.

this is weird games block
glover will never be bad

F
Go to any walmart stateside and it looks like this too.

>SRG RIP
/srg/ btfo

Added to D tier.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylics // Laffy Taffy
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

Corrected

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SS user

those are all men on the couch?

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Was the Katamari run that bad? I love the game so that's sad.

Its not the same without the trannies, Yea Forums.

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JUST THE TIP

Good list

>some guy snuck a fumo on the couch
nice.

>no ORB
already S tier

BASED RUNNER BTFOING CROWD

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Would you rather have a tomgirl bf or tomboy gf?

I thought stuffed dolls were deemed ILLEGAL, why are there so many on the couch?

>ORB
>STOP

Yeah it was ran by a tranny who went over 10 minutes of her pb

I can't sit here and listen to this nerd lisp for half an hour. See you fellas in a bit.

>beefs it

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>zooms ahead of the camera
H-HAYAI

>Runner trying to fight against leddit meme spam
Poor guy.

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I played Glover a whole lot as a kid but I don't think I really liked it. I always felt like I was wasting away while playing it, it's hard to explain. Something about the art style and the way every level is just floating in an empty, endless abyss, and the nuclear fallout fog over the hub world and total silence outside of eerie ambiance didn't help. The music is also just dreary and depressing most of the time.

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Yeah, it's actually been good this year.

Fuck I'm glad I missed it

>ORB ORB ORB ORB ORB ORB

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lads, i'm calling it here
SSS+

God these fucking people are mongoloids. Even the runner is tired of this shit.

I like to call it The Grimace

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>her

>Runner stopped orb memes
BASED

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>Good runner
>Shitty tranny keeps talking over him

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this the perfect way to describe it actually, I feel just the same.

You're watching sgdq and expecting the runners to not be a bit spergy?

It's been exactly the same.

>Tranny begging for donations

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If the runner turns around again and says "shut the fuck up, I'm serious", he has my SSS+ vote.

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so was there any followup to the split/second runner?

BUT ITS SOOO BOOORING!

Remember this?
clips.twitch.tv/MiniatureMiniatureSharkLitFam

I can handle the spergery. I can not sanction this fag's speech impediment.

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Did I fucking imagine them singing the Shrek song at some point of the night?

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and yet they're doing it again, don't jump the gun senpai

>runner tells crowd to stop with the orb shit
>crowd just keeps shouting orb anyway

ASS TO ASS

oh sorry I meant GLOVE TO GLOVE

They did

>f-word
Sorry user can't say that unless you want to get your run terminated and be sued on the spot.

PROOOOH

no they did that before Shrek XL

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It happened brah

He said he was warned for telling his friend he was going to kill her. Not banned.

retard

>super based

GLOVING EVERY LAUGH

PRÖÖÖÖÖH

>13 year old boy
>tranny

>elebant noises :DDDDDD

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>30 minutes of the crowd repeating ORB like trained seals
oh boy

Casual reminder: Doctors without Borders supports terrorism

wow, thats actually surprising

nailed it

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Kino encore attempt

>Based
>Elephant
Ugh, ban these drumfpkin

really fucking bad GDQ this year overall. I mean, yes we have one good run but that's it. Maybe two. The rest is like the Steam store: filled with crap and subpar shit that's getting annoying to wade through after a while. When's ESA Summer?

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The fuck are you on about? Redpill me please, I've been late to GDQ.

This game has some pretty amazing tech, not gonna lie.

Oh shit, a game I love actually has a top-tier run for once.

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Imagine watching every game in GDQ
Have sex

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That's it, that's the whole story.

is this Dr. Fatbody v2, anons?

Boring for who? Most of us don't find amusement in mental illness.

What, like somebody jokingly said "I'm gonna kill you" during a run and was formally warned for it?

Yea Forums hates these people but they LOVE traps. pic related

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i think it was 20-26 july or around

A tranny got mad during the Metroid Prime 2 run and jokingly said she was going to kill herself in the hotel later. So she got an ambulance called and is getting monitored now.

that body is fucking gross.

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Split/Second runner didn't really speedrun his game, he just played normally and talked about random stuff, bullied his asian "friend" and tried to embarrass her by doing cringe stuff.

clapping irl desu

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have sex with satania

>Have sex
bend over pussy

i'd say that's quite based

>BASED
>THAT WAS KINDA CRINGE
an SSS run in making, ladies and gentlemen

Is this more advanced movement than Mario 64?

>Barrel Bounce
>Roof bounce
>Black man bounce
Why not just call it bouncing?

>couch has said both the words "based" and "cringe" in the span of 12 minutes
Fuck these faggots

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Anyone got a clip?

I tried to hang in there, bros, but this crowd has been too fucking unbearable for the last few hours. I'm taking a break.

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You're based, redpilled, and not cringe user!

That's racist against Americans dude.

NOOOOOOO BROOOOOOS

GAME CRASH

Oh boy

rip based run

ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRB
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRB
ORB
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRB

crashed oh no

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>Crash
They (((shut it down))) because they were having too much fun, didn't they?

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based and cringe are reddit

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>the state of consoles

BASED CRASH NINTY SIXTY FWOR IS BEST BRO

>actually good run gets bricked

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>Trannies: "Fry it"

welp

Fuck this was looking fun.

this never happens

wtf Yea Forums told me console games enver crash?

It's crashed. This is amazing

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>game crashed
>we're gonna have to do suffer through this for another half hour

Choke incoming for round 2

Did they actually ban trannies this year? Where's protomagicalgurl?

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based

Uhhhh consolefags, I thought you didn't have to deal with this?

Banned?

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FAG SAVE FILE LOL

kek

truly a based run

this run has been pretty good so far

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>Cart is dead
>Puts in new cart
>ASS
>Puts in old cart
>it works
Was this scripted?

ASS

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>file save is FAG

INSTANT SSS+ RUN

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legend

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no

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BANNED

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She was busy finding a new dress at the curtain factory and dilating.

welp, they're all banned

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uh oh

I wish those neckbearded faggots behind the couch would stop trying to start chants. Its every fucking minute and a half.

someone is getting banned.

>save file names FAG
Alright, this is an automatic A tier at least

>People think these are fumos
They're called sliders

BANNED

>Nic

BANNED

Damn, he sacrificed himself to deliver a SSSSS run. What a fucking legend.

>hes looking at it
kino

trannies haven't been a thing in GDQ for at least 3 of them now.

The run literally started out with him announcing his pronouns as she/her.

BAN INCOMING WITHIN THE HOUR BOYS

yeah that's gonna get him banned
I guarantee it

this is being great so far

Fucking based lol

Reminder yoshipro and geurge are /srg/ shitters so they're probably legit banned, or getting warned.

I-it's okay right bros? I mean, it wasn't his cart right?

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I told you anons

>save file names ASS and FAG
holy based

>ass

BANNED HOLY SHIT

Not banned, just didn't invite any of them back / blacklisted. They kept making number drops year after year.

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ITS
SO
FUCKING
BORING
WITHOUT
UGLY
DISGUSTING
MALFORMED
TRANNIES

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SSS+ run lads

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OHNONONONO BROS

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So is it B for based or B for banned?

what happened?

F A G
A
G

Based run.

what does red shirt guy feel like RIGHT NOW?

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Look at his fucking face

>"fag" on far right

Wow, yep that's gonna get him banned for sure.

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who remembers the ORB and HYPE shit from WGDQ? this is nothing in comparison.

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imagine if there would've been a "NIG" too

Ogre is cute!

Holy fuck. Has this been doctored in any way? I can't actually believe that a human being looks like that.

When's the good games?

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>The face you make when you know you fucked up

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>not NIG GER FAG GOT
only a half of based from me

>Yea Forums: things would be better if trannies weren't around!
>also Yea Forums: wtf where are the trannies this sucks

spike banned an entire group because one of them wore a MAGA hat at agdq2018.
probably just a warning for that but you never know with them being corporate hacks now.

>ASS
>FAG

They're dressing up in their finest curtains right now to gang up and dilate him off camera aren't they? :(

The game crashed, so they swapped carts and the save files were so they quickly turned it off and went back to the old cart and the run continued.

FAG

Who is that?

geurge is lookin great today

not until friday desu

I gurantee "Nic" is the "worksafe" version of that

kek

All of them except Monster Hunter

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>MHW
wtf? people speed run this? actually gonna tune in for that one.

Lmao everyone's face looking at the filenames holy fuck.

It has been said over and over that Yea Forums mostly cares about the tranny drama and not speedruns. I'm surprised that people actually admit that now.

He's cute

what did the sub chat say about the save file lol, trihex chat caught it instantly

thank you nig for having me

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Oh cool an MHW speedr-
>TDS showcase
Figures

sorry I bamboozled you, the screenshot is not from SGDQ's lineup but from ESA Summer

worth the ban desu

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OGRE IS VERY CUTE.

Use this as the next OP image.

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>when she sees your dick

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Or it's just Nick cut off. Fuck is wrong with you retards sometimes.

>the Oven
holy based

A bunch of nerds literally typing out "f*g" with the asterisk

very nice

What the fuck do you think the announcer is, retard?

he's the one that made the file on his friends cart

>tfw you know you're gonna get banned

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kek, good shit user

I guarantee you this is what is happening right now.

Current discussion is whether to ban runner or not; owner of cart will be receiving a ban.

>newfriend
Is this one of the /srg/ boys?

Perfect

CULPRIT IDENTIFIED

Good couch bants.

do we hate niggers?

>mom finds your cunny porn stash
>"IT'S NOT MINE, I SWEAR!! IT'S JOHNNY'S!!!
>doesn't believe you
>calls the cops on you
>years later turns out it was actually Johnny's after all

poor dude

good shit

The only way this could have been better was if there was a couch tranny on set.

>check stream
>retard mophead
this was a mistake

tranny or emo?

fucking A

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Trannies are the current age emos.

KEK

wait wtf did they get rid of the "no dolls on the couch" rule?

Yes but only the act of behaving as one, not black people specifically.

This GDQ has actually been pretty good so far. I cant believe it

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thats a cute boi...

emo

>everyone who looks a bit funny is a tranny now
I hate 2019

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Its a shame theyre getting banned for save files because this is the most entertaining run so far

man, glover is such a FAG

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clips.twitch.tv/ResilientCredulousCourgetteStrawBeary

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he actually is, this shit is 10/10.

You're only like a year or two late.

n64 is prone to overheating
it's a little thing called soul
perhaps you've heard legend of it

Only SOME people get to have plushies.

nice, can't wait. Too bad twitch Jews won't promote ESA like they do GDQ so it's kinda sad that they don't get a lot of donations

will he actually get banned?

The past 24 hours or so has had some real good shit.

>black "people" don't behave like niggers 24/7

Given GDQs track record, not a stretch at all.

Depends on how much stink is raised

I forgot this game existed. I remember not being able to beat it. I think I cried over Glover at some point in my life.

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>bike yikes

He might be able to just get a warning since it wasn't his cart.

NICE. Thanks user, can't make clips when you're banned.

nice

Insider here.

Discussions are officially over.

It's been decided that he will be banned after this run.

Holy shit, just tuned in. Has that one guy been yelling every word the runner says?

This robot boss music sounds like the Wolfenstein levels from DOOM 2

Bubblesdelfuego didn't get banned for the DS3 filenames on top of being an utter trainwreck, I doubt it.

>clips.twitch.tv/ResilientCredulousCourgetteStrawBeary
>Ehhh, I dunno

autism

they should use the money to fix themselves, this fucking event is so awkward and they even have hairy men in lady clothes

gay

Why did no one laugh? God, they're all sheltered awkward fucks.

>they just gave up on getting a picture together

Lmao these are top lads.

Whose cart was it?

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yes!

Post dilation rod or fake

High quality run. Put this in SSSS+

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this fucking crowd

hes not going to get in trouble, crowd was too into it

You dont understand, they dont want to do that. They got completely coopted. Its about funnelling money to NGOs, sponsors and hiding behind LGBT if they get any criticism. Games and speedrunning are just irrelevant dressing.

RATE THIS RUN

SSS for sure

>that bald spot

because they are at a public event with 100k people watching you retard

9/10

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How is this GDQ so far?

SSSS, this guy forfeited his dick rights for this shit.

someone tell me what was so bad about katamari

SHOUT OUT TO ALL YOU ASSFAGS OUT THERE

who set him up

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I'm not sorry anons
SSS2: Metroid Prime 2 // We Love Katamari
SS: Borderlands 2
S: SMB2 // Ducktales 2 // Hylics
A: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
B: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokémon Crystals // Zelda Randomizer // Catlateral Damage
C: DMC // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade)
D: The Hobbit // THUG2 // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Split/Second // Super Mario Sunshine
F: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
ZZZ: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Silent Hill 3 // Laffy Taffy 3D
Ω: Punch-Out!! (Wii) // Big's Adventure 3 // Shrek XL // Mort da Chicken // Glover

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A tier

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Have y'all really just been repeating the same joke over and over all week?

GET ON RATING LADS
>Fun to watch game
>Nice tricks
>Cool runner
>Meme couch
>ASSFAG
SSS+, piece of art

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MANDATORY

SAVE FILE

INSPECTION

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Aaaaaand it was funny. It's awkward that literally no one laughed, me and my boys would've.

You unban those damn boys Right now or I'm gonna sit down

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anyone else see that file that said FAG?

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S

Laugh and you get banned, is this your first GDQ?

>fat autist standing in front of the camera for le epic maymay again

Nope, you're definitely the only one.

Yeah, I'm pleasantly surprised. The second they have almost no tranny presence the event becomes 10 times more fun.

better than expected

A-tier/S-tier. Good run and good commentary.

why u do this

Hi I'm Colin Firth

the owner of the cartridge should be banned, not the runner.

ASSFAG tier

If i wasn't such a lazy fuck i would give him a Light headset and add "All according to the keikaku"

Newfag here, is this the ironic reverse tier list?

>shoutout to drain gang
BASED!!

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The guy running it talked constantly and you couldn't hear the music

>he's being carried away
OH GOD THEY'RE GONNA CUT IT OFF

yes

>Yoshipro is being carried away by a chanting crowd

SSS+ & absolutely fucking banned

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>ASS
>FAG
it kinda adds up

>this is my last hosting shift

FUCKING THANK GOD NEVER COME BACK

10/10 run, shit was great.

SS

ASSFAG

sorry, i just got here and was laughing too hard to read through everything

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>next cart!
lol

S, great comentary, very fun and legendary fag savefile

RATE THIS WAIFU

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Fairly dull apart from ASSFAG. Annoying meme chanting.

>DOS Castlevania
What insane motherfucker had this idea

Yeah, I'm giving that an S for the run but bumping it up to SS for the ASS FAG.

When she missed one of the objects in the last stage she paused and cried. They stopped the timer until she got herself together. All these angry Trump fanboys and misogynists in the threads don't want to actually respect the talented runners because they're toxic nerds.

I want to cum on Yurkari while she speed runs glover/10

as always

SS easily

I don't have the ability nor power to sway this one way or another.

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should've had a NIG file too
other than that S tier

some short rapid-fire games coming in. usually ends up decent

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I've not been paying any attention to the event this year, anything notable I missed? Both in terms of good shit and bad shit.
It seems like it is doing better than expected judging by the reception in the thread.

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it's le wacky le xD user don't le you le like le bad games that le are le based on le good ones?

LOVE
TO
GLOVE

>Gojibro
All is forgiven.

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dilate

SSS, great run, ASSFAG, panel was decently funny.

You can clearly see the guy who's cart it was thinking before it went in.
He didn't even react.

I think telling people not to watch a person break down on a stream is a sign of respect. Also that sounds like a shit run

don't forget to dilate between runs

that's not Aegis

the noises and moans that dude made were disturbing and disgusting
also gay southern accent and just awkward overall

These type of runs are why i'm here, fuck hour plus shit.

Faggot.

Damn right.

SSS just for ASSFAG. Run itself was pretty decent, nonstop speed tech and pretty decent couch and runner

What's with the fat autistic fuck that keeps hogging up the camera in between runs showing off his dumb shirt?

ORB

one of our /srg/ guys was on stage, shit was glorious, also ASSFAG

based

Link to katamari run?

>it's a crowd thinks they are on the couch run
>it's a crowd thinks they are in twitch chat run

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see

S tier

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SSS+, no exaggeration. I enjoyed this the most so far, even more than Punch-Out!! He even said no heavily to the orb meme.

>its not mental illness bros

I'm gonna tie this mondey launder scheme in so much ligation than your GRANDXILDREN are gonna need GRANDXILDREN lawyers

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honestly don't think it would have been a big deal if not for the runner's reaction

Anyone got a link?

I can't tell when you guys are lying or just being hyperbolic at this point.

To be fair that’s kind of inheirant in the title isn’t it?

Sir, please sit down.

ASSFAG

>neckbeard headbobbing to Fez OST
You can't make this shit up

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Explain how it's mental illness and not you being a toxic gamer?

The katamari run was so shit I don't even remember if this happened even though I watched it. I would probably have been better if it actually happened.

>When she missed one of the objects in the last stage she paused and cried
can I have a clip for this please?

40%

think about for 2 seconds. if that actually happened, don't you think there would be a webm by now?

Cute furret!

its the truth user

Fez OST is the only good thing about the game though.

About to, thanks for the reminder!

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kek

Who indeed?

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kek

nigga we know it's just (you) talking to (you)rself.

Hey wait a minute that's just a buttplug!

show boicunt

S

Yeah you're just toxic and bet you wouldn't even suck a trans womans clit because it's not a "real woman" huh?

I dunno, Yea Forums fucks up enough that they'd probably miss it and just talk about it.

i need a clip

based boomer runner

I fucking love DOS.

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lol are you on windows 95 with that thing?

Christ dude. Zoom that fucking page out.

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it was made by the best after all

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POST THE FUCKING CLIP PLEASE

>SS: Borderlands 2
What are the fuck are you doing? Is this sorted by boringness?

>trying this hard

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a clip of a guy bending down to grab a coke got spread like wildfire. a clip like that wouldn't be forgot, just like assfag won't.

yes!

this is going to make me vom

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He's shitposting. Bored people have been making fake tier lists because we can't have nice things.

real PC master race stuff here. How can Nintendo even compete?

The ABSOLUTE STATE of PCfags.

twitch.tv/videos/443965863

based

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It's a good OST

its le epic trole Xd reverse list

Fucking boomers lol

>people speed run this?
It's called using a bow.

Did...did he just flawlessly punch all the right names?

based dos

That tier list is inverted by user

This fat fuck is F-tier easily

He's trying waaaaaay too hard despite being so shit

>that old Windows sound card music
Warms my heart

My eyes hurt.

god damn, the frames

Fake lists are annoying, joke lists are fine.

>orb
RUN
INVALIDATED

Fuck you.

>mess up the wall skip
>pulled a freeland there

Fucking destroyed

>orb
Just put this shit on F.

ORB

>seething at joke lists
user, I...

Why is there a keychain on it? And why is that monitor so low resolution?

I can't find one at all, might be a false flag. Might have to wait for the VOD to be uploaded.

aria of sorrow style metroidvania castlevania >>>>> this oldschool linear snoozefest
>inb4 zoomer
t. 31yo boomer

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bring back ASSFAG

>tfw you know someone in irl who would defend this framerate and consider it just as fine as 30 which is just as fine as 60

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twitter.com/mugen1upjp/status/1035876836260032513
:)

so... this is the power of the PC master race huh...

I think I'll stick with my Sony PlayStation 4

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>IT'S A FRAME PERFECT JUMP
>Game runs at 8 frames anyway

nice samefag

orb

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>PCFags

That doesn't seem to have a timestamp, but thanks user. Will look for it.

ORB

what event is this from?

Starts at 20:51

ROB

>FRAME PERFECT JUMP BROS
>In a game running at 8 f/s

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Back to videogames, fuck this shit.

Being a tranny speedrunner is a mental illness.

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mutilating your own genitals and pretending to be something you're not is a mental illness.
if someone acts like a toaster we'd usually treat their delusional disorder. similarly when one acts like the opposite gender, or a gender that doesn't exist, we should also view this is the mental illness that it is.

new bread

out of all the CV games, you chose this one

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EXECUTE ORB-SHOUTIES!

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How many trannies have we witnessed?

Oh, got it. Double thanks

ESA Summer, it will be later in July, lineup looks actually interesting

Based

wait a sec that voice...

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so this is a person who actually enjoys yelling out orb and giggling to himself probably thinking that everyone thinks its very funny. how can someone be so oblivious?

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So there aren't anymore trannies for the rest of the event right?

People are really that desperate for WR that they play this trash?

same

It's like Chris Chan possessed a speedrunner my god. Even got the hmmmmm eh mm

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twitter.com/MemoryTAS is there

>yummy inputs
>Nom nom nom nom

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NEVER

HAPPENED

BEFORE

THAT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

this is hard to watch

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What's wrong with orbs

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I'M NOT SURE

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>YUMMY INPUTS!!!
Wouldn't mind if people started throwing garbage at him

I like this image

hes exactly how I'd imagine a person wanting attention and never getting it, so he completely bathes in it to the point he pointlessly dictates people to be quiet so he can continue to jack himself off with his speech

Doesn't this happen every GDQ at this point?
One of them bitches on Twatter halfway through the event because they release the mistake they made in their life after being surrounded by [slightly] more real people?

shits fucked out and forced

You are not well if you are a tranny and speed run games. Either kill yourself or get help.

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>Toasters and gender are the same

You're smart. Read a book and educate yourself instead of playing fortnite all day.

It's a meme that started in a super mario 3 run. It was unfunny then and it remains unfunny. people now use it in every game that has an orb because ???

OOOORRRRBBB

Not that user, but that isn't a real argument, we accept your concession.