Hahaha I'm such recluse nerd guys! Hahahaha I'm mentally ill I don't like people!

Who gives a fuck. You're a real sad fucking dude to think like this, christ.

Stop watching who talk about their personal lives all the time.
I actually stumbled into this guy recently, because he was about to play a game I like. A hat in time perhaps. I forget. Because I didn't actually see him play it. He sat in front of the camera monologuing about himself.

I realized he was a self-absorbed prick, and move on. But now I recognize his face, and I'm ashamed that fags like you have been posting him here. What the fuck is your problem? Literally just stop watching e-celeb filth, and play video games.

Hell, I'm not even again twitch or streaming. But if you waste more than 10 minutes watching this guy indulge in himself in front of the camera, then you only have yourself to blame. Go find a stream where the game is actually the subject.

>implying she isn't cucking him

>If you knew how I see the world
Yeah, the world is a dark and shitty place. Welcome to reality. Despite what delusions you feed yourself your experience of life isn't new or groundbreaking, your point of view is not relevatory. Someone else out there has already experienced the exact same as you are, or even worse.

At the end of the day; you're looking for sympathy on fucking Yea Forums. It's pathetic. Get help from an actual source like family or a doctor if you're trying to cry for attention or help. Otherwise shut the fuck up, this isn't your tumblr to moan about your shit life.

The Golden Age is long gone, and they're all retarded now, what do you expect

That's why you watch vods. Or don't watch it at all, who cares.

Lmao what a loser
You're still in high school, grow up and do something about your life.

>Golden Age
What golden age?

What? No, that's retarded. If you're going to watch recorded material, then just load up youtube, where people actually focus on the game, and edit, and put time into production. Or maybe you prefer no commentary. Youtube is better at that too.

There's literally no reason to watch some big name prick and his overbearing personality, try to make the game all about him.
This goes for all the big named streamers. They are all overbearing, because that's how they keep you guys hooked. That's how they get the big numbers.

Watch smaller streams, and you'll notice how it isn't manic all the time. How you can actually get into the game without heavy distractions. How you can actually interact with the streamer. That's the twitch experience.

Pat has become so fucking annoying lately. I don't understand why people keep watching him and giving him money.

I just want friday night fisticuffs back, but with all 4 of them. Only watched a few of their other lps. Long one shots are the best

>Yakuza Kiwami was ported from the WiiU to rhe PS4
>Only 0 is 60 fps

Why is it that of all the 2BFP crew, it seems like Woolie is the only one who is genuinely a likeable guy?

Matt, Pat and Liam all seem to be insufferable in their own different ways.

He didn't actually say that, right?

Liam stop making these threads you little weeb faggot cunt. Peach will never suck your dick either so give it up, she doesn't care about your 5 viewer streams. She wants the goblin monster cock.

way to out yourself as underage

>paige lives in another city for "work"
>travels to Japan all the time and has a rudimentary understanding of Japaneae
>has 100 traveldays a year

She's either an escort(not attractive enough to be a luxurious escort)/domina, or she's a tour guide.

The girl you were into from high school and never noticed you is probably sucking a niggers dick now. You will never hold her.

He did in this week's episode.
For a Yakuza "expert", who wanted 5 to come to the west for years, he sure as shit dont know much.
He also didnt play Zero, Kiwami, Kiwami 2 or 6 until YEArS later.
Such a hardcore fan!

That tangent on milk bags and food spoilage last week almost gave me an aneurysm. Milk bags are fucking retarded and only exist because dumb Canadians refuse to adopt recyclable plastic bottles . Also milk and cheese don't go off 2 days after you open the package unless you bought products that were nearing their use by date.

I just know Pat is the kind of fat retard to throw things out at the first minor signs of spoilage and cause massive amounts of food waste. Usually I can handle his dumb opinions but that triggered me extra hard for some reason.

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>it seems like Woolie is the only one who is genuinely a likeable guy?
You're wrong, he's also insufferable that we have so many fucking threads bitching about him for years

See that's the reason I don't listen to CSB or watch his streams anymore. Nobody is there to challenge his dumb opinions or correct his idiotic statements. Woolie is there to circle jerk with Pat and nothing more.

Every time Liam challenged him, people bitched saying he's "devil avocodo" or whatever. This is what people asked for and now they regret it, because even when Matt was on, he would just zone out and focus on other shit.

SOCIETY. WE LIVE IN IT.

Milk bags are cheaper. We do have plastic/Boxed bottles but shit is more expensive and we get less milk

Here in australia, milk is $1.10 a litre no matter the packaging. Plactic bottles are cheap as shit hence why they are used for most liquids.

the milk bags thing is only in a few places in canada (toronto and montreal where the most egotistical live), the rest of the country hasn't used that shit since the 70's

>wow your life must suck
>yes it does
>maybe try fixing it?
>no

Stellar outlook there, champ.

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Well, I come to the 2BFP community as a newbie. I only discovered them earlier this month. On a first impression basis, Woolie doesn't seem like a cunt. Sad to see that he is.

>Huh? Oh yeah I do have an EXTREMELY ILL attractive woman to fuck whenever I want
She'd settle for anyone.

remember to sage and report eceleb threads

Life is unfair. Kill yourself or get over it.

>best regards, a 20 year old hikkikomori drop-out NEET with NO driver's license, GED or foreseeable future (who wants hardly anything else from life, except for release or to be alone), who's been living the dream for about 10 years now.

I wish Pat and Woolie weren't such disgusting fucking plebs when it came to anime, and didn't call everything else that wasn't the shit they watch (Crap like Gurren Lagann and Attack on Titan) "little girl anime". Dunno why they're trying to act all pretentious about it, especially when they're 30+ years old.

Half of those threads were just whining because he was a nigger or straight-up Wooliestorm shit (haha, liar and pie stealer! haha, house is s swamp! haha, ghosts!)
The other was Yea Forums claiming he was shit and boring because no shut up my opinions are facts

All four of them are terrible boring egotistical people now. It's over for them, time to move on with your life and go follow something else.

Woolie has dumb opinions, but he seems like a nice genuine dude.Pat's an asshole, but a funny asshole. They need a third member to even them out though. Plague of Gripes would be great, but he lives in Kentucky and has legit job aside from making porn.

>seething

Thanks.

Woolie has a hard time accepting when he’s wrong, maybe more so than Pat, he’s also directionally challenged.

I'm 28, don't try to tell me shit about life you child

Nah, Woolie's fine, even if he gets autistic about Jojo.

>mongolian yurt building forum
why the fuck did this make me laugh

He has dumb opinions, and he doesn't know how to interact with people who challenge those opinions. 99% of the time he just digs deeper into his hole until he decides the person he's talking with is being irrational or annoying.
Obviously you can't exactly have nuanced conversations when you're just skimming the Twitch chat, but instead of recognizing this fact he just gets annoyed and acts dismissive.
There's a reason why "let's agree to disagree" became such a meme for him, swiftly replaced by *exasperated sigh" and "I thought it was reasonable to assume that [...]".

You clearly haven't been in any thread where he was LPing something for the first time. He has the same problem as Matt where he gets passive aggressive because he can't pay fucking attention
>Can't tell left from right threads
I miss those simpler times

Exactly, that's why they NEED Plague. Dude is a fucking asshole who'll play devil's advocate and try and shut down anything the other two will say.

Based newfag redditor

The thing with Woolie is that he's the hypeman. Put him in front of a game he likes, and he will fucking hype. See: Friday Night Fisticuffs or the revival series he made Get into Fighting Games. You can see Woolie at his most undiluted.
Other than Yea Forums hating him because eww niggers, Woolie's only real problem is that he underperforms really badly when outside his area of expertise and when he doesn't have anyone competent to bounce off.
IMO one of the biggest offenders for this was the Megaman X Command Mission LP back in the BFP channel. He was put in the controls of a JRPG, which he's bad at, with an emphasis of exploration, which he can't do, paired up with Liam, which he has no chemistry with. The result is him wandering around like a putz for nearly 70 episodes talking about nothing with a guy he doesn't really like.

Now that he runs his own channel, these problems are less obvious since he now picks what he plays and who he couches with, and all his co-commentators, skill notwithstanding, all are Woolie's actual friends and thus have actual chemistry.

>wtf my e-celeb best friend who doesn't know I exist isn't a worthless loser like me I hate him now
Maybe you'd be in a better place if you didn't waste your precious time alive watching someone else play video games

>Pat has become so fucking annoying lately.

True, he used to be chill, now he tries hard to be this super game critic when actually he just don't care about the game.

>Woolie's actual friends and thus have actual chemistry.
I'm not sure I'd call that chemistry

Plague is also up in his own ass.
>Guys I'm a failed writer, let me tell you how to correctly make a story on which I didn't publish any
They should have different guests though, they really need to have a third person in there

>The result is him wandering around like a putz for nearly 70 episodes talking about nothing with a guy he doesn't really like.
Nigger, he was so thirsty for him that he introduced the fucking group, what are you talking about

The problem with that discussion was that Pat was for some reason assuming it's milk bags vs milk cartons. I don't know who the fuck was trying to sell him on milk cartons but that's retarded.
The discussion is between plastic hugs and plastic bags, so 80% of his entire pro-bag argument is irrelevant because he was arguing against paper cartons.

is there anything gayer than arguing about ecelebs

Ahhhh another eceleb shilling thread with 500 replies.

Maybe you're right. Plague is annoying in a different way, I think more than "play devil's advocate" he just likes to tell other people they're wrong, and Pat and Woolie are fertile ground.
The only problem is that he's often just as bad, so who knows.

>Woolie's actual friends and thus have actual chemistry.
Reggie and Minh are the fucking worst cohosts. The most boring people.Eyepatch wolf is amazing though, I fucking love the mystical ninja LP

Whining about arguing about e-celebs

whining about people whining about arguing about ecelebs

>28
Oh, so you're what I'll be like if I don't make my move. That's pathetic. Perhaps more-so than how basic your worldview would be.
Maybe you brought it upon yourself to live that long so you can pity yourself and complain about life.
Go have some autoplayed you-tube videos be your faux-swansong as you wake up into your cyclical routine once more.

But the entire appeal of the podcast is to listen to a bunch of fat bastards be wrong at each other about videogames and any other topic that crosses their minds for like four hours
Plague would fit right in

>attractive woman
She looks like Owen Wilson in a wig.

Also, "child"? You never grew up.

>Reggie and Minh are the fucking worst cohosts
That's why I said skill notwithstanding.
I feel for Minh. You could see he's a really cool guy all the way back when he was Billy, but he just can't handle being in the spotlight.
Reggie though, I don't really get the Reggie hate. If anything else, the worst thing about him is that in practice he's just a second Woolie.

Pat is a national treasure

someone's mad

Remember omikron where he kept sperging out at Pat over the guide and refusing to let him see it?

she's also constantly at risk of sudden death

Boy do I
youtube.com/watch?v=077PaFpGzls
His inability to read guides is almost magical.

I don’t understand how he’s capable of withholding just enough information to make finding a door impossible.

>if you knew how I see this world...
>I'm 28
lol you haven't seen shit dude you're like a fucking child
Cut the edgy bullshit, if you had an actual reason to kill yourself you would have done it already by now. Being a pathetic faggot of your own volition doesn't let you collect suicidal thoughts sympathies from strangers online.
Is your name Tim Portant? Fuck off, my guy.

agreed, the entire medium is trash

she's also a furry
I would say she's also a vector for toxoplasmosis but Pat's more cat brain parasite than man right now anyways

I've waited 20 years to find someone to talk to about yurt building.

They are right that large milk bottles are fucking stupid
If it is over 1L it's fucking retarded to open that much milk if you are not gonna consume it in a few days, same with any other drinks (excluding soda)

Also
Laminated 1L carton > 1L bag > 1L bottle
A carton is literally the best of both
you can pinch to control flow or cut two holes just like in a bag, but it doesn't flop or needs a special holder like one

Have sex you phimosis cock fat sad faggot I bet you arent white as well haha

I'm an absolute recluse need but I met an insanely hot woman online and for some reason she lets me fuck her whenever I want. you just have to actually try to meet someone and eventually you will.

If you let people know that you like anime outside of what it generally accepted, somebody will come out of the woodwork to call you problematic.
Same reason they literally never said a word about gamgergot once it picked up speed.

I forgot how they got genuinely furious with each other, Woolie especially for being called out and exposed as wrong.

>"Please tell me where he i-
>"I don't know."
I forgot how defeated they sounded doing this LP.

Than Canada must be a pretty faggot nation.

He couldn’t agree to disagree his way out that one.

Let them have this user. It's the only thing canandians have got going for them.

>pinch to control flow or cut two holes
>carton
What kind of fucking milk cartons do you have that need "flow control"?

If I open a gallon, it's going to be empty within 48 hours. Bags are dumb.
I've been to Canada and honestly the bags aren't that bad. I prefer gallons at home where I guzzle milk like a fucking insane person, but I can deal with the bags they're really not the end of the world.