How is this fair? Corgi twats
How is this fair? Corgi twats
Making it so you could see who's winning before making a pick was a moronic decision.
the top 3 will all be rewarded equally, so it doesn't matter that much. I picked Hare cos I love bunnies.
At this point, there must be like 50-80% of the sale game participants that have chosen Corgi kek.
Wonder how many Pigbros are out there compared to the rest
>Make one team based on a popular current meme dog
>Everyone else is just a normal animal with no online culture following
I picked pig, feel sad bro.
Regret af right now.
No free game for me jesus christ.
dw bird are losing
>picking team on the first day
>not waiting a few days and then joining the winning team
Have you not heard of birbs
Just pull an Italy and switch sides.
>cos I love bunnies.
>that butthole
>tape over crotch
Back to /vp/ with you.
I don't come from /vp/, but if /vp/ has cute pokemon threads without barafags or tits, then I'd be there
That's a penis!
It's random who gets games. Probably not a lot of people so chances are you wouldnt win either way.
>500 million normie autists and redditors pile into corgi
>join tortoise
>get second place
>top 3 places get rewards
>odds of winning free stuff are 400x higher
Thank fuck for all of the retards in the world
Based Tortoise chad
And in the end you won't win anything
It will change to different team next day, we had this happen before in similar sale with competitive ellement
already won the genetic lottery by not being born retarded, corgicuck.
Enjoy your free games lmao
Thanks, nice duck
I thought about joining Corgi before it got huge, but decided to switch to Tortoise just because a friend was in it. Plus that dumb adage about 'slow and steady'.
Looks like it might pay off.
This, joined today. Fuck the losers AND the haters
so what the fuck is this summer event anyway?
>All I bought this sale was dark souls remastered, and that yielded no points at all
Events are dumb, why would I play/buy more games just to be a part of this
increase your booster meter, goy - buy these games, only 9.99
this
Who the fuck even has a legitimate wishlist they are holding out for? You realise that you can in fact pirate games if you are so desperate to play them but don't have the money to, yes? It's not like you've played or gained off of any system or lottery when the winnings themselves are valueless.
picking the corgi is the steam equivalent of tipping your fedora
If it was called Team Bird it would have more traction
I hope whoever was decisive about the team names gets fired
Gonna have a laugh when no one wins anything and all this foaming at the mouth over a meme dog means nothing
Steamcucks are why PC gaming is trash
That graph looks an awful lot like a penis with balls.
Team Parrot too, my hopes arent high
Getting the game on steam often has advantages, like automatically getting updates, being able to play online without issues, getting cloud saves etc...
I don't think anybody is "desperate" to win, it's just nice if you do.
are we going to get an option later to all team up against the redditdog menace?
>STOP BUYING GAMES RETARDS YOU CAN GET THEM FOR FREE
>did you know piracy doesn't affect sales btw?
>not waiting to see what team come out on top then joining it
cuckatiel BTFO
I thought it was only the top three individual people who'd get an item on their wishlist, not everyone who participated with a specific driver. Am I incorrect and anyone in Corgi will get a game on their wishlist?
How can someone have reading comprehension this bad? Read the fucking page.
Corgi is the first pick on the list.
What do you think most Steam lemmings will pick?
it says
>Random members of the top 3 teams win free games!
yes our 1,000,000 to 1 odds are better than corgi's 10,0000,000 to 1 odds. We got this tortoise bro.
SLOW AND STEADY
So it does. I misread and assumed it was only the top people with actual points. So you can just join the winning team and do jack squat and still win something? Seems a bit dumb on Steams part.
Picking pig, the only team with 0 muslims.
this.
Retarded choice or names. Why corgi and not simply dog? Where is team cat? Why no frog? Leopard? Huh?
Slow and steady, boys.
Am I talking to an automatic message of memes or what
>Why isn't it called 1, 2 and 3?
To give it personality, retard.
im on team birb
no chace to win the race
still i dont give 2 shit about the free games , i just want my birb to win
Literally no one knows how this system works and the few people that do all clustered onto one team to win shit.
Fuck Steam, I hope Epic eats their lunch.
What's stopping me from waiting until the final day and just joining the team that gives me free shit?
You tortoise boys are alright. I might hold my slows for you and hit h*re instead.
Well duh, people on Yea Forums don't play videogames.
Valve will find a way to rig it, as they tend to do.
le epic doge lets get this bread reddit
facebook meme dog also this
And some retards still chose the losing teams anyway
My wishlist has over 100 games which at some point piqued my interest and maybe i'd want to try.
If i see a good offer and i think i have the spare time, i might buy one. Then it might sit in my library for years before i get around to actually try it
>s-slow and steady
I had a corgi growing up and I love dogs. I couldn’t not pick the corgi. Reminded me of my lovable little retard I miss.
>Reminded me of my lovable little retard I miss.
Just look into the mirror, lad
Cheeky, eh
I'm sorry la, that was uncalled for
i chose pig...
What even is this?
I went with chelonian bros because i like them more than the others animals.I dont really care about the sale and i know somebody else will probably get the free game.I feel bad for everyone that cares because they chose corgis and all the normies will go for them.
It's for paypigs and whales only
what did eevee mean by this?
kill yourself
Corgi will get most of the attacks piled on early, plus they'll burn out of points first so it balances out
why should I? there's plenty more cute bunnies to fap to :3
Picked team birdie
youtube.com
I didn't even know what was going on when I picked corgi.
POST SONGS THAT MAKE YOU GO FAST
youtube.com
Its a Steam Summer game thing
Every team will 'win' at least once
They always manipulate it because as usual most people join same team
Same here.
>t. The user you're replying to, picked corgi just because it looked like it was doing something right.
So what did you get for the tokens? Can't be bothered to get 15k tokens for 5 euro discount
does the winning team get anything?
early access to half life 3
>Gigachad-Tier
Chadatiels
>Chad-Tier
Tortoise
Hare
>Decent-tier
Pig
>Autistic Cumslurper-tier
Corgi
Is it that hard?
I got 10k+ just for one game.
finally, a useful post
I got to almost 10k points for buying 1 game, but I'm not going to buy games just to buy games
THREE
Random people in the winning game gets a Free Random Game
Now every fucking idiot went to Corgi which means there's literally no chance you win if you're part of the team
Having half of Steam bandwagon on a single team is a good thing, you dummy.
The daily rewards are distributed in such a way that the bigger your team is, the less likely you are to win anything. You stand a much better chance at getting a free game by being on any other team and coming in 2nd or 3rd.
dont bother playing pic related
killing boss and doing quest dont give point
is broken
But it does? I just did a few yesterday but then I stopped because steam registered all the achivs I did in standalone and got like 30k Points
But yeah if you just want points install a game you done achivs start it up for 30 minutes and you get 20-50k Points from it.
>3
Actually, 600 people will get a free game every day.
Yeah i logged in and killed a boss, did a map and a legion
Then noticed other games listed, i got 1000x more point in 1 minute cheating a Stardew Valley farm
>He thinks valve wont adjust the shit and rig the races
lmao
Wonder if they will give the other teams stronger or more attacks to try and balance it
Or just straight up cheat the whole thing again like usual
steam is shit then
I guess most people are stuck now on corgi team. Good fucking job.
>I like turtles/the fucking Ninja Turtles
>a million birb memes
>a hare an an animal race
>the Queen's pets / Ein
>sleeping pig wakes up to a cookie
It's all memes. A small wonder they didn't have fucking Longcat.
There was barely any chance to begin with. literally 0.01 percent
I joined the team of my favorite animal.
I don't care about winning.
why is it corgi instead of just dog?
its like they wanted it to be a complete shit stomp
nah mate
banter like this is always okay
Cowabunga is the thinking man's team.
Which is a minuscule amount
>a dog whos neck grows when you show it affection
It was meant to be
>he fell for the bird meme
lol
the event is fun
the sale is shit
event made me pick up Payday2 again, getting cheevos
>even in a simple game like this where you can see who's winning, Yea Forums remains the losers
Its like a slightly more complex prisoner dilemma and you're the one who gets the worst results every time
You are an absolute fucking idiot if you didn't think Corgi would win from the offset. We have the entirety of Reddit working for us, we have meme-loving zoomers working for us. It was obvious we would win. And no doubt Valve will rig the contest like they always do for 'fairness' so you dweebs who take these contests too far can have a few days in the lead. Cuckatiels are seething.
Even if you couldn't see who was winning, everyone would still pick Corgi. That's WHY corgi is winning in the first place.
But it does mean that valve will dick with it and someone else will win in the end, much to everyone's butthurt.
How do you even reorder your wishlist anyway? I'm having to resort to just deleting everything from it.
this
I would be surprised if whole thing wasn't rigged.
Same as in 2014, new leading team each day.
exactly
Left hand side on each entry on your wishlist should be some arrows and the number they're at. Click and Drag to change the order.
I chose turtle too friend. Hoping valve plays the "slow and steady wins the race" meme
Ah shit, I had to change the order filter, now I can see them. Thanks mate!
I apologise if this is obvious or stupid but what is the purpose of levelling up your Grand Prix badge?
Less people = better chance at winning stuff
More Profile EXP, which lets you get booster packs more often when your level goes up.
Ah, I see. Thank you.
Absolutely based
TORTUGA BROS...
Letting you pick your team at all was moronic, Should've just been random.
Why is his taint taped up?
this Good luck getting picked when there are millions of redditors on your team
It's obviously a girl
GIVE IT BACK YOU FUCKIGN GIANT RAT
>dead meme/forgotten series
>not nearly as popular as le epic facebook doge
>forgotten by now
>epic facebook doge
>what?
I don't like corgis, but I knew it was going to be the winning team
Where my corgichads at?
lol it looks like a P*NIS
corgi is guaranteed win, but 0 chance of winning a free game since 90% of steam joined it
>everyone is 150-170x
>corgis is 5000x and is already near to finish
Rigged Bullshit.
CORGI CHAAAAAAAAAADS!!!
You're unto something user.
If there was a Team Cat i would have done the same unfortunately there isn't one
From an individual mathematics standpoint team Corgi is the losing team. Your chances of being chose are SIGNIFICANTLY lesser if you're on corgi.
>have 50k+ points to redeem from achievements
>can only hold 1k points and the rest will be deleted if I claim it
Alright then
>got from Skyrim SE i bought recently
>Nothing from Dark Souls 3 im almost got all ahievments 2 weeks ago
Fuck this.
Feels good to be a corgichad with all my 3 accounts. Eat my dust subanimals
You need to play 30 minutes of it recently for it to count
No free games for you, reddit brain.
fucking this
>mfw I pick pig and don't buy games or get scores
Based
enjoy your 0.0001 chance at a free game
This sale is fucking dumb anyway. There are no cards and the entire team-based thing is built upon "spend money to make car go fast." It's weak as fuck.
literally don't even care. Only game I might even want atm is thumber other than that there is nothing on steam I'm intrested in.
SCUDERIA PIGRARI
When its deleted?
The system is such a fucking mess. I shouldnt have to study for a fucking summer sale minigame.
Are the winners going to be announced at 2pm EST today or earlier?
I don't even know whats going on, It say I can claim 100 of 13,000 points from hitman or something.
so the numbers displayed are almost completely arbitrary right? 90% of the time the middle three teams don't match up to their standings at all.
tfw
tfw still haven't picked a team and didn't played anything yet
every day you pass, you are missing easy badge xp
>Corgifags
>picked cockatiel because I like birds
>apparently I fucked myself for not picking corgi
oh no
>wanting to level up past the normal amounts of levels
>wanting to look like a uptight, arrogant bitchfaggot
>doesn't already have this own level that he's comfy being at
>feels the need to show something off by exploiting the levels and getting his shit e-dick meter up to unimaginable levels
Pathetic. Truly pathetic.
HEIL CORGI
corgi will get more free games but not nearly enough to offset the massive amount of people in the team. cockatiel or tortoise are the thinking man's choice to maximize your odds (which will still be abysmally low).
EPIC FLOOF PUPPER DOGGO
I choose pig because FUCK THE MUDSLIMS AND FUCK THE KIKES
this is peak levellet cope
>you are missing easy badge xp
how will I miss something I don't understand or care about?
cope
I bet you have an animated WELCOME TO MY PROFILE.
Oh snap easy badge xp?
The fuck does that even mean? What the hell is a badge? Who cares?
>steam xp
why yes, I want to look like an obnoxious narcissist faggot, how did you know?
Good bye, lads.
Cringe. This is my life, I like my level. I got to it manually without using any sort of exploit and bots, I am proud of that because I've earned it with my own two hands, my own money, I worked hard for it. too bad you'll never get the feeling of being proud about anything in your entire life.
>team pig
>no cat
the fuck?
How the fuck do I even join a team? I litterally can't click anything on the grand prix page. Why the fuck is this shit so retardedly complicated WTF?
I picked turtle because it's my favourite animal out of the choices
I don't care about these faggy races, I'm going to buy any games I want that are hugely discounted and so if I did win I'd only win a game that I only sort of want
who cares
enjoy your 0.00000 chance at a free game, nerd
bird team best team
godsmack is still around?
neat
are the QUESTS are broken
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, TORTOISEFAG
maybe you're just seeing the things you want to see
why are you replying to me?
>Quests are broken
>Everyone and their mom is on team Corgi
>They're literally almost to the finish
This shit is so poorly implemented.
Worst part is the free games will probably be shovelware or something everyone already has, I really want Divinity Original Sin 2 but I know that I'm not going to get it even if my team wins prizes.
OH NO NO NO NO
>nintendo switch controllers
good effort desu
and you completely ruined go suck a fat cock
Everything resets on day 2, corgifags will have blown their load
It says "Whatever's at the top of your wishlist, as long as it's actually out" so at least it could be games you actually give a shit about.
Steam competitions are always bullshit you know
Watch, an entirely different team is going to win the next day
>reddit dogs are snoy boys
What a shocker
>not picking bunny cunny
Easy, Corgi is the choice for the people who just want the "I win" Ribbon since only 300 out of god knows how many will get their "Free" games.
The other teams might only get 200 and 100 people to receive games, but the chance of being chosen is bigger cause the "drawpool" is smaller.
So Corgi are basically the Buyfag/Whale choice sine they aren't desperate for free games, but are desperate for "winning" the event.
It is basically Win-Win, Corgifags get their "YOU DID IT" mark, Poorfags don't need to worry how the Whale Team robs them of their chance of getting free games.
Corgi also might have a much worse showing next race depending on how many blew all their boosts for this one even though the lead is now insurmountable for now, how many will bother to "refill" them and other factors.
>fair
>50k of points available
>Capacity is around 3.5k
The fuck?
Moreover, all the capacity can be used just once. How am I supposed to do anything?
just spend lots of money bro
>tfw picked pig
Do not worry my fellow Pigbro, all will be well
Told you it was the reddit team.
>other teams are still ABSOLUTELY BUTTMAD at corgifags for winning so hard
Feels good to not to be a part of this nutfest
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Thanks. I'm using all my team attacks on Tortoise at the moment so hopefully you end up in dead last and get nothing.
>Letting people pick teams regardless of current team size
It was doomed from the start
The Chad Corgis
The Virgin Dicklets
how do i see my current boost capacity? i only bought 1 game in the sale that was 1$ and i was able to boost 10 times a moment ago
Kekked
So he can be a cute bunny girl for you, user. You don't want Bunny Boi Cunny?
>tfw Corgichads defeat everyone with Sanic speed
>i-it's because people choose the winning team!
>totally not because corgis are the best
>reddit corgi fags
>lesser reddit birb söyboys
>le ironic steady turtle cuck
>literal pig whos
>THE CHAD HARE
Well maybe if you'd coordinated here instead of everyone trying to be contrarian and suggesting a different animal and deciding on one we could have all won together. That'd require not being bitter and always in troll mode, though. Maybe a certain site is just more based than you all using it as if its some kind of slur.
pretty good
Genuine question.
How are the winners of the free games picked exactly? Its already a fucking low chance for everyone involved, not just corgi.
Lets imagine everyone has a chance. How many accounts are bots or whatever? Hard to say. How many are pedro.hernadez.2012 is even harder to say.
Do they even take into account that people don't have anything on their wishlists? Do they pick accounts and then not bother to check the wishlist? If so, that's probably going to happen. You could be throwing away the opportunity by giving it to 100-300 accounts who don't even have a wishlist.
What about games like Halo:MCC? It can't be bought yet, but you CAN put it on a wishlist. What if that's the only thing on a wishlist, there's no other games to pick.
T-They thought about this all, right?
>hating Corgis
Kill yourself, my man.
Who cares about the Metagame? Ubisoft didn't put the AssCrud: Oddy Season pass on sale and Dead or Flop 6 still isn't on Sale either.
Fuck this sale.
>reddit spacing
I agree that the sale is pretty bad though, everything I want is 20-40%
when is the reset?
when is "tomorrow"?
>only my shitty loser animal is cool everything else is reddit
Nothing is stopping you from picking the winning team. Just don't be disappointed if you don't win a single emote.
>everyone likes it so it must be good
Literal reddit behavior
>everyone likes it so it must be shit and reddit
literal Yea Forums faggot behavior
Why do you still come here?
To shit all over people like you
the rewards are daily, user
>he forgot
Need a reminder?
You're only shitting on your own life, user.
I'm assuming its a daily thing. W/O the boost you can't get the 1,000 tokens. If it were just one race everyone would be left with a bunch of useless boosts. Also, my string of luck w/ getting team attacks is making it interesting. Shouldn't have been so smug, turtle bros.
yeah I better become a winner like you and shitpost about the dangers of reddit dog
>shitting on people in a Steam summer sale thread
I'm grateful to not be that lonely
>not joining the r*ddit team so you win every day
It's like you want to lose
>shits on me for acting like this
>do the exact same thing
>replying
>not lonely
why the fuck do my max odometer points go down after every boost? do they reset at some point
Keyword being "THAT" you summerfag memester.
if this was a cat vs dog fight no other team would stand a chance
you get mad on an anonymouse forum and specially in a steam thread. How is that not lonely? Why are you lying to yourself
>not picking the COCK so you can fuck the bunny cunny
So what now? The corgi's nose is passed the finish line. Is something supposed to happen after that? I guess at least it isn't the EPIC store or retarded trading cards.
doggo ftw!
we did it reddit!
I don't understand how the points and tokens work
Someone explain please
English isn't your first language is it? Who said anything about being mad? You don't really think I put that much emotional value into your posts do you? You fucking narcissist lol. It's the opposite. I've had many keks from your shitposting.
spend money goy
Seethe harder incels
t.corgichad
look at your post. You're pretty mad. LUL
I did and I still don't understand what points do
All I know is if I have 15 boosts and each boost gives like 1K token
if you pick any other racer than corgi you have 50% chance to not win anything, or even more if your teammates are retarded. corgi has guaranteed gaems, but still the numbers of users are in millions so either way chance to get any games are nil
most corgis have their testicles removed and never have sex in their lives
>2nd place
OH NO NO NO NO
it's to teach you a lesson user
I don't get the point of this shit. It's not even a competition. Corgi will win every single time
Good to see another cockbro around these parts.
Can someone explain what the fuck this is, I literally have no idea
COPE
seething hare. Thanks for the games
>Corgi will win every single time
No... last season's losers.
some steam contest where you can choose a team. You gain points for the team by playing games. Apparently there are prices for random members of the winning team.
Dumb meaningless Steam shit. Escape while you can
basado y redpilled
Does anyone here honestly expects to win anything?
Man, Steam sales haven't been fun in a long time. Now they're just more of an excuse to catch up on vidya missed out on.
TURTLE POWER
How long do you need to play something before it gets added to "Recently Played Games"?
30 mins
>your max capacity gets reset every day, so you can't max out your capacity on day 1 and then use free challenges to fill your boost meter each day
What a fucking SCAM
>gamers are this fucking bad at games
300 prizes will be given to 1st place team
200 for 2nd
100 for 3rd
look at the difference in team score. judging by that the team size ratio between corgi and the other teams is something like 28:1. when the prize ratio between 1st and 3rd is only 3:1. that means being on the 3rd place team gives you 9-10x the chance of winning something than being on corgi. even if you only get 3rd on half of the days and you lose the other half, you still have like a 5x better chance of winning something than being on corgi.
this graph is a testament not only to how stupid gamers really are, but their desire to be carried by an apparently stronger team since they can't do shit on their own. they'd rather say that they belonged to a winning team than actually win something of actual value.
I remember precisely one steam sale that's been fun. The rest were more or less the same shit as this one, at best.
It would be nice but I don't expect it and am not going to go out of my way for it.
They should have ripped off Mario Royale and made a 2D side scrolling battle royale browser game, but with Salien characters.
Nope, I'm trying to get points for discounts instead.
only reason i joined a team
let's win this, boys
This
Anyone found a good method yet other than spend a shit load
I just want that sweet $5 discount but I'm not putting in a lot of effort for it. It is basically a gimmie because I got so many boosts for buying some games when the sale started and somehow for CS:GO even though I haven't played it in a couple days.
>literally just install a bot
fuck turtles
>maximum odometer points goes down each time
oh that's kind of gay
>literally just click a button to join a team
Is it over in 15 min?
What game(s) did corg chads put on their wishlist?
It's complete bullshit that they don't mention this in the explanation.
exactly, so there was nothing special about that event either
Keep crying retard turtle
if i have a low capacity, should i just play one game (30 min) per day to get points and call it a day?
This was a dumb decision. So is the timing. I'm taking the family to Florida on Friday. I'd have more $ for Steam if they didn't do it when basically everyone vacations around when the kids get out of school. I guess this is geared more toward college kids willing to pay over $40 for games, though.
It's not even in the full event rules document. They literal rob you of capacity and don't tell you about it at all.
Rate my wishlist (and profile if you give a fuck)
store.steampowered.com
cyberpunk 2077, dark souls remastered, spyro reignited, crash nsane
Doesn't this mean that Corgi is going to blow their proverbial wad early and have nothing left for the later stages? Also, what fucking idiots were attacking Corgi when it was clear no one was catching up? You should have been using it to make sure you get 2nd or 3rd.
maybe, but;
the other teams still have pathetic playerbases
we still have a bunch of points n shart
Daily reset incoming.
Tortoise!
wooooooooow you have to max out your meter every single day. so you probably have to spend $200 to get $5 off.
nice lies faggot.
The event started at 12 PM PST
Which is the EARLIEST, you could have bought games and gotten the rewards.
It's not even 12 PM PST right now, thus the daily rewards haven't even reset.
Stop lying to get internet points this isn't reddit.
You generally had to find a steam group and try to get into rooms with them, making you interact with people. Personally, I found it fun. I guess this event is the same if you go to reddit or something.
>odometer capacity stays the same
>Day 2
>Nothing got reset
So this is the power of Valve
GOY BUY MORE GAMES FOR MORE CAPACITY
Spend more money then silly
>didn't win anything
What were the standings for day one?
>0/0
>0
so the event ended?
>day 2
>dog fuckers already ahead again
>5k multiplier
So I guess this is gonna be one of those events where one team just keeps winning every single race...
TURTLES 2ND PLACE BAYBEE
BIRDS BTFO
win nothing still get to dab on them losers
literally who gives a fuck. it selects 300 members to win games off their wishlist if you're on the winning team. 300. if you assume a super lowball estimate of 500,000 members on corgi, you can assume you're not getting the free games.
>NO CAPACITY AVAILABLE
WTF
LET ME BOOST I JUST NEED 2K MORE FOR THAT DISCOUNT
AAAAA
Post yfw non corgi fags SEETHING
t. losing teams get fucked lmao
>Day 2
>still no capacity available
cockatielbros...
Just buy 20$ worth of games goy and you get your 5$ discount
>metro exodus
So I guess valve doesn't give a fuck, since they are giving away egs exclusive games.
this event is confusing and dumb. I thought boost capacity increases by 100 each day. But my number is still the same as yesterday. It should be 990 now right ?
The winners aren't selected immediately, but over a 48 hour period
corgi was winning by a massive margin within literally 15 minutes you silly sausage
yeah sure but how about the fact that the sales SUCK DICK
you know
the videogames?
the actually important part of the whole shitfest?
Lmao so it doesnt even matter because none of those games are on my wishlist
Frick
is this graph giving me the finger? Because I think it's giving me the finger.
>Top game is GTA V
why
strange, my top 3 games show a different list
this, what a fucking shit load of fuck
the game still exists on steam you just cant buy it
It just means that those are the games the most people wished for
how the fuck do you redeem those points anyway? It's the new day already and it still says to either buy game to raise limit or wait for next day...
honestly that's not too bad. I mean, it's a far cry from what Steam sales used to be, but the fact that they're offering this makes it better than the best 4 years of shit.
It seems to change when I refresh the page...
Not sure what this is about
why do I still have no capacity?
Pigbros...
winners are picked gradually, not immediately.
It's over boys, pack it up.
So aside from the meta, are there any games less than 8 bucks that are worth it from the sale? The only thing I have in my cart are Pathologic HD and Gothic Universe. I miss the old sales when the store had flash deals.
I picked tortoise because I thought there would be some sort of kino thing with the slow and steady animal winning
Ah, makes sense
BIRDFAGS
SHOW YOURSELVES
is there a list of people who got the games?
Thanks, volvo
I think they fucked up the Capacity reset/gain and are now scambling, i mean, i know -I- didn't get any reset and was still at 0/0.
death to the dog fuckers
the city of steam
hey pigbros
feels bad man
They should have made it reset to the maximum every day, but i guess they're turbojewing
reporting in, Senator
Ready to fuck some shit up
Right here, my guy.
or it broke, seeing as how everyone is complaining about it and the store is down.
>tfw Team Hare
W-we can still win, r-right, piggers?
yeah I miss flash deals too. Honestly, consoles and refunds ruined Steam sales completely. When sales were exclusive to Steam, they'd be fucking incredible, but when consoles stepped in all prices went up because, I assume, consolefags are gullible retards. And from my understanding flash deals went away because it was too hard to allow refunds and flash deals at the same time, so you can thank Australia for that.
I can't open it, why is this?
Guys please don't be concerned.
We are just working on re-balancing the corgi players. The store will be back up momentarily.
Thanks for understanding.
WE GOT FUCKING SCAMMED
Pigs for lyfe, bro.
IT'S DOWN
>inb4 Valve fucks something up and people get switched to other teams
Corgi rebalance in progress. Please bear with us.
>cheevos
faggot
Who is we and what was the scam?
A VOTE FOR PIG IS A VOTE FOR THE UNDERHOGS
>grand prix went down
Looks like the fix is in. Get fucked reddit-corgis.
how do you even slow down other teams? Its blanked out for me.
OINK WITH ME IF YOU ARE MY PIG!
>cheevos
I bet you're a dog fag too you redit piece of shit.
>NOW YOU ARE IN BLUE/RED TEAM
lmao
wtf I'm installing epic store now
Can someone explain exactly how this works? From what I understand you earn nitro by doing achievements and the more nitro you have when you use a boost the farther you boost your team ahead? But how do I get more boosts?
we have already won
Tortoises are cool af i don't give a fuck about the mini game anyway.
d-do still get my free game right?
I hope they'll at least give us free 15k tokens as a compensation.
Who am I kidding though.
Usually I'd choose bunnies, but hares are not bunny.
I can't beat the cock.
>tfw peepbro in 2017 and Chadatiel in 2019
based
>if this was a cat vs dog fight no other team would stand a chance.
They already don't.
Bird up!
They could also not give away anything. It's not as if you could tell.
the game is down so something happened.
hopefully corgi is nerfed and pigs are 1st
My fellow pigbros!
>"Apologies for the inconveniences caused! Here's 100 extra boost capacity as compensation"
>extra boost capacity doesn't even work
OINK
I think he means BOTH First and Second Place would be obviously taken, rather then "just" the first place.
I hope all corgi niggers will become pigs.
Hey anons what is a good game that is under one usd?
>corgi nerfed
Redditors will cry lmao
Just claim your achievement points and transfer all of them to boost. I haven't had to play a single minute and I'm pretty much set to claim 6$ per day.
IT'S BACK
>NO CAPACITY AVAILABLE
so this is the end?
You can get $5.00 off any purchase if you save up 15,000 points which will make some sales pretty good.
>implying non corgi chads aren't already crying
The rest of you faggots have literally been weeping about Corgi's since they took the lead.
Just face it, you lost. It's no big deal, everyone loses eventually.
It's back yet it doesn't fucking work.
PIG IS 2ND LETS GO
Super Naughty Maid
SMELLY BIRBS BTFO
PRESS D TO DAB ON FEATHERFUCKERS
>dog fags already ahead again
WTF NERF THIS SHIT
you have a jar, you can make jar bigger by buying games. Everyday you can only spend the total amount of points your jar can hold, you earn points buy doing some of their objectives playing games or just unlocking achievements in games you own. You use the point in the jar to either give bonus to your team or malue to the enemy teams. By spending points your earn tokens which you can spend on emoticons, wallpaper, a 5$£€ discount or level up a badge.
SanctuaryRPG
It is UP. And Capacity is still at 0/0 for me, good job Gabe.
Also still a Corgi so no rebalance.
I think it was just a reset of the race, and Corgi is already rushing ahead again.
Wait why can't I claim?
I had 3 boosts and used 2 so did I lose a boost as well?
What is the safest team to choose so I get a chance for the free games?
Everything about this event was a moronic decision. Epic doesn't need to waste millions trying to kill Valve, they're slowly killing themselves with all this shit.
>Upgrade your Boost Meter's capacity or wait until tomorrow to claim your points
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I JUST WANT MY FUCKING 5 DOLLAR DISCOUNT, IM LITERALLY 200 TOKENS AWAY GABE
I consistently apply attacks to turtle fags. You won't get 2nd again. Hope you enjoyed it.
youtube.com
GO TEAM BIRD
>it's back
>no fixes
>still 0/0
GAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CAPACITY DIDN'T RESET
>CAPACITY DIDN'T RESET
CAPACITY DIDN'T RESET
>CAPACITY DIDN'T RESET
CAPACITY DIDN'T RESET
>CAPACITY DIDN'T RESET
CAPACITY DIDN'T RESET
>CAPACITY DIDN'T RESET
corgi chads report in
Bird or Tortoise
How do I get tokens? I just wanna unlock the 5 bucks voucher.
NO CAPACITY AVAILABLE
Upgrade your Boost Meter's capacity or wait until tomorrow to claim your points
4th
Team Pirate
>he's legitimately going to go to epic games because of a fucking stupid ass race that doesnt effect anything and is just for summer funsies
And y'all get resterera is a bunch of whiny faggots lmao
bird or turtle
Yes stay strong piggu bro's.
Who the fuck is charge of this shit?
Are they getting paid in solidified shit?
>100 token compensation
100 token compensation
>100 token compensation
100 token compensation
>100 token compensation
100 token compensation
>100 token compensation
The new day has started and my capacity didn't went up as they said it would.
Completing tasks does nothing.
Wtf volvo?
t. Virgin turtlefag
Bird
birdbros we're fucking losing, NOOOO
We're better off getting second place anyway birdbro, let them think they're the smart ones
IT BROKE
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
>top 3 awarded games
>CP2077
Ok for once I do fucking hate to have a bad RNG in the lottery, would absolutely kill to get that game for free
SHIT'S BREAKING
Welp, So much for a simple fun game.
Broken as fuck.
People wasting time to do something that is malfunctioning.
The teams are rigged.
Many people who could contribute, cannot anymore.
No, I don't use Epic and never will. That doesn't change the fact that Valve has done nothing but bleed customer goodwill over the years with all their stupid shit. At this point their event sales are being outpriced by literally every other Steam key seller.
so you can actually get cyberpunk for this
>people actually had shitstained on the top of their wishlist
Summer Intern is getting Fired~
Sorry, bros. Don't blame us for picking the team we liked.
We can win this lads
>servers down
Welp, time to go to sleep
this
>everyone joins team corgi
>they get a placement but basically 0 chance of getting any games since there's so many of them
>2 & 3 place bros get all the goodies
>wait until tomorrow to reset your boost capacity!
still at fucking 0 GG valve
kek
BRAP HOG, DIVISION THOT PATROL, HO!
>the store front page now won't even load
looks like someone is DDOSing the fuck out of them.
For fuck sake just let everyone who's participating in this event get one free game from their wishlist. Come on Gabe, be generous.
>corgi points now wiped
OH NO NO NO NO NO.
WTF do I spend these gay tokens on
No, he's just taping his tain
>DDOSing
it's called every single person playing the event mashing refresh at the same time
S-same.
>everyone in corgi got banned
kek
Discounts!
>their event sales are being outpriced by every other steam key seller
Yeah but steam key sellers are horribly unreputable, I've literally lost 100 dollars on g2a even with g2a shield because my keys were redacted because they were gotten from illicit sources.
Also the fuck you mean consumer good will? As long as epic doesn't provide a good, well groomed video game distribution platform they will NEVER get the numbers steam has at all.
Just because you hate them doesnt mean the fucking 300 million + users does.
It's the reddit corgi fags. Hope valve bans them all.
His boy cunny isn't taped up, though.
Everybody is going to get Ricochet for free
Me at the top left
They are currently sitting in the thousands while the other 4 are still double digits
Fuck off Tyler i want sekiro
say what?
It's a GIRL you moron, you can see the pussy outline. You can even look at the version without the tape on it.
>0 points left
Well I guess I'm done. Not buying stuff.
I wonder what amazing free games the winners will get ohh boy
>yfw the steam purge has begun
cope
WHERES MY FUCKING FREE GAME
Sasuga
You know how many people joined w/ the same mentality? Yeah, maybe one or two of us anons are winning something over the entire event but you'll see plenty of troll images saying otherwise.
PIG BROS!!!! OINKKKK
BIRD BROES UNITE
>boost didn't reset
>games didn't reset
>everything is fucking broke
yikes
BAN CORGI PLAYERS
I think they had like two resets, but they just keep drawing ahead anyway because Corgis are actually whales.
All I see is the taint outline. You're weird, user.
who /unicorn/ here?
It resets daily retard
and they are already hundreds ahead of the other teams again
I'm doing all I can
ONE RANDOM FREE GAME FOR EVERYONE GABE COME ON JUST DO IT
I'll cope my cock in your ass faggot
We can still win, turtlebros...
you've got to be memeing me
Okay so I have 147 000 tokens, and I can't get more.
My account is level 30.
I see no game that I'm particularily interested in beyond "well since I can get it cheap...".
Do I just level my account to like 150? Or is there some good game I can't think of that I can shave off 45€ on?
We're second, I'm content with that
What happened? I don't see anything weird here.
SEETHING
dude just wait
just upended 300 on unpiratable/ unmodable without original vr games , worth
why the fuck would they name it Corgi instead of just Dog? I don't get it, they knew this shit would happen.
For?
Buy me a game instead lols
you're the one seeing and thinking about taint 24/7
the boost capacity not resetting is gay
I didn't mean g2a, I meant legit sellers like greenmangaming, fanatical, humble bundle, etc. As for customer goodwill I mean people buying shit on Steam because it's on Steam. There's too many other places to buy PC games for Valve to keep taking their customers for granted.
>memes words
Literally redit lmao
They should have just randomized.
How the hell did you that many?
Funny thing is, im actually planning to buy shit not just today, but all week, but i ain't touching any buy until i get my promised cap increase first so i don't get anything "lost".
The event is basically fucking over itself.
Maybe. Which one and how do I add you?
they are going to fix it eventually and 5 usd discount is better than steam level
also you cannot do shit now anyways
leveling your account brings absolutely nothing to you other than a faggot label, it's that pointless
That's normal
stay mad user ; ^ )
Had 148k capacity because I bought a first batch Valve Index I guess. Spent my first 1k on boosting my account just to try it out.
Fix what though? I can't increase my capacity and actually participate more, without buying games, correct?
Even if you didn't see it, it was already a fucking given that people would choose Corgi by the shitload. Why didn't Valve just name the god damn thing "Dog" instead.
how did you gather that many tokens at once? did you spend a shitton yesterday or what?
Imagine paying for video games.
you actually get a higher chance of getting booster pack drops the higher your account level is, which can be sold on the market
Also more friend slots every 10 levels but no one really cares about that
Friends capacity. Booster pack drop chance.
If you are not buying a game with the 5 dollar coupons, might as well since the backgrounds and emoticons are even more pointless.
go back to your redit discord fag
Ain't gonna add online stranger lols, maybe you can gift it to other user instead. Thanks tho.
i think you meant doge
Hello, turtlebro
>Fix what though?
The Capacity meter, once it's fixed you can fill it more.
>I can't increase my capacity and actually participate more, without buying games, correct?
Quests.
>tfw
What the fuck is Valve doing?
bunnies rise up
>surely they'll fix the capacity meter, let's just wait
so who are we picking to win 2nd place? turtle again?
This event made me realize almost nobody understands how probabilities work
Wow, what a dick
Imagine stealing someone's treat by sticking your mouth near theirs and clipping it off
Capybaras are supposed to be cool
pigchad
>Buy $9 game
>Didn't realize how big it is
>Will take my internet several days to download it
>Refund it
>This happens
Uhhh
Oh.
I forgot about quests. What's something exploitable for minimum effort?
the fuck do you want me to do about it?
Bird all the way
starbound had a cheat that you could give yourself infinite soda before it was patched.
refunds are a complete shoah, you brought this on yourself
>shoah
I just hope im not one team with a fucking jew..................
how the FUCK do I use these fucking THINGS
PIG CHADS WE ARE IN THIRD
But wait, the quests don't increase capacity, they're just another way to earn points or?
quests give you points,
you were suppost to get capacity daily or when buying games.
You're just assuming that. Its common sense that you try and get on the lowest populated of the top 3 teams, big brain.
>essentially a sweepstakes
>no new capacity or boost charges without purchase
>not eligible to win game off of your wishlist if you don't contribute to your team
>purchase now necessary to play
Valve done legally fucked up.
>the quests don't increase capacity, they're just another way to earn points
yes
I see. I didn't get new capacity though. Guess that's what's being waited on?
But won't it only be 100? Out of 15000 needed for the discount...
new bread when?
Play/idle some game with achievements and claim points from it.
Claim achivements att the bottom of the page
I've been in TF2 for 30 minutes past 2 weeks and still no way to get points from it
I waited 40 min and my reward was 109 completed, but I actually have over 300 finished achievements.
>I forgot about quests. What's something exploitable for minimum effort?
Depends on the games you have and what minimum effort for you, not everyone has the same quests.
Some asks you to get an achievement in a game, other to just play it, other to do specific things like win a match in specific map on specific mode.
They give you points, which you can reclaim by boosting when your meter capacity is full
New thread
what's it to you?
I think they are also failing to add capacity for purchases and in that case they are REALLY fucking up.