WHY AM I CIRCUMSISED I'M NOT EVEN JEWISH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Didn't you mean to say the reverse, user?

Because of the Kellogs guy (yes, the same Kellogs as the cereals) he advocated for circumcision among all (Christian) Americans as a way to prevent masturbation.

Why did Nintendo confirm this?

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Open wide and swallow it all, boy.

I fucking hate religion so much

no you'd probably try stealing my foreskin

No I'm asking him to show off his uncut dick because he's being so smug about it.
So come jam it down my throat if you're so tough

>tfw uncut

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>get Jewed
>become the Jew
Like pottery. It rhymes

I feel like you're taking advantage of the situation.

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how can you tell? do you talk about penises with them or something?

He's the one bragging. He should nut up or shut up.

becuase most jews have had genital mutilation

the funny thing is that even atheists continue this. some for the sake of "tradition" (I got cut, my father got cut, so my son will be cut) while others use bad science like "circumcision decreases the risk of aids"

He's bragging about being uncut, not about being the best throatfucker you little gayboy.

sometimes I think about hiring a cute european trap
sit closely behind his naked body and reach around
then I start stroking his soft, natural, intact genitals till ejaculation imagining it's mine
because it's the closest I'll get

Wario actually isn't circumcised, not for lack of trying on the poor mohel's part. He tried his best but Wario's disgusting, smegma-covered foreskin is just too thick to cut through. The mohel went through ten scalpels before finally going "oy, good enough".

Very good goy.

And I'm asking him to prove it's so much better, by choking me out with it if he has to.

that’s weird user, it looks like you posted to the wrong board. no need to thank me for letting you know!

It seems like you're begging to have a hung cock down your throat, you little slut.

traditional jews actually use their sharpened nails
it's fucked up

>I WANT TO MAKE FORESKIN CUM BALLOONS
Do I even want to know what the fuck this is.

I can literally go to the doctors and go get it cut myself as an adult man though.
You got the shit end of the stick here, champion.

No ERP allowed

who cares

Lewd. Well you have fun.

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Just trying to see what's oh so special about an uncut cock already.

>cut
Zero nerves zero sensitivity
>Uncut
Tons of nerves maximal sensitivity

I'm not a jew. I wished I wasn't circumcised. I realized it was my dick's sheath. but here how I was circumcised.

>11 years old
>mom decided to cut me
>at the clinic a beautiful nurse gave me a handjob
>erect penis was easier to work with she says
>I have to wear my sister's skirt for the next 30 days
>peeing is brutally painful. gave me infection
>every time I pee I'm enduring the pain. pee gets all over my skirt.
>I'm wearing skirts for 2 months

He tried that too, but if the scalpel couldn't penetrate that diamond-hard foreskin do you really think a sharpened fingernail could?

dont hasidic jews also suck the blood out, basically giving the baby a blowjob

God I wish that could be me

Uh, user... Sorry to break it down to you, but I think you were molested.

My mom and dad apparently said that they didn't want me circumcised but the doctors did it anyway

Maybe you should just kill yourself and try again in another life.