SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon

Now: Mort the Chicken
Next: Catlateral Damage
Later: Hylics

Stream: twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Full Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Attached: 1561541369166.png (578x458, 283K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=OrJDjLfgrWc
store.steampowered.com/app/329860/Catlateral_Damage/
youtu.be/cSTdrTalcaU
edition.cnn.com/2018/06/11/europe/msf-migrant-boat-italy-malta/index.html?sr=twCNN061118msf-migrant-boat-italy-malta0128PMStory&utm_term=link&utm_content=2018-06-11T12:59:02&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNNi
youtube.com/watch?v=6kTgCOqPkcs
youtube.com/watch?v=ssWzeZ0apwk
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Vivienne_Medrano
youtu.be/5UFKCbGXuTo?t=6
Yea
youtube.com/watch?v=XMC_69eJdw4
dccharacterdesigns.tumblr.com/post/89166029866/jiji-the-blue-party-werewolf-whom-is-now
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

Attached: charlie15.png (809x903, 627K)

sorry anons but
SSS2: Metroid Prime 2 // We Love Katamari
SS: Borderlands 2
S: SMB2 // Ducktales 2
A: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
B: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokémon Crystals // Zelda Randomizer
C: DMC // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade)
D: The Hobbit // THUG2 // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Split/Second // Super Mario Sunshine
F: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
ZZZ: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Silent Hill 3
Ω: Punch-Out!! (Wii) // Big's Adventure 3 // Shrek XL // Mort da Chicken

Attached: 1561313643508.jpg (666x798, 336K)

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Mort the Chicken
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2 // Shrek XL
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift / Resident Evil 2
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Zelda Randomizer // Super Mario Sunshine // Dive Kick
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Silent Hill 3
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2 // We Love Katamari

Attached: 64343752_p0.png (750x1060, 888K)

What the fuck they're actually running Hylics? I didn't even see that./

wtf is that image

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

Attached: 1559876866893.jpg (867x1300, 147K)

post lewd drawings of this fluid-succer

Attached: 1561309023639.jpg (739x931, 111K)

cute!

based

You missed a good time.

When are they going to mute the audience?

Attached: 1541958821496.png (662x540, 273K)

it's a chicken going at 500mph

dilate

flubber's taken on a flesh vessel

extremely fast chicken going at hihg speed

SOMEBODY

Attached: 28825588_p0.jpg (1400x943, 344K)

Damn, maybe I should donate.

hihg speed chicken

It's literally what I've stayed up for.
Curious what a speedrun of it looks like, and I want to see people introduced to the game/hype built up for Hylics 2.

youtube.com/watch?v=OrJDjLfgrWc
>Succinct. The word is "succinct."

Attached: goldkek.jpg (250x217, 8K)

I thought proto wasn't at this gdq, why the fuck is he announcing?

How was divekick?

>cyan and his story arc
Fuck dude :(

>mogs long-established speedrunners and completely usurps the speed survival horror clique hierarchy
>quit his job as a professional chef because he was making $140,000 a year from twitch playing the original Resident Evil 2 for 12 hours a day
>gets the inaugural RE2make run at GDQ
>leaves Steam notifications on until GDQ staff panics and pulls the ethernet cord
>cites Anonymous on Yea Forums as a source for 3make happening
>unapologetically uses Pepe as a basis for many emotes and namedrops Pepe several times in his run
>makes fun of a girl power donation
>namedrops like 20 runners to subscribe to but not Carcinogen
Is Bawkbasoup /ourguy/?

Attached: 1561523341658.png (575x148, 19K)

store.steampowered.com/app/329860/Catlateral_Damage/
up next

fpbp

they let the audience spew shit so that when people deride GDQ for being no fun allowed, reddit can say "no they're fun they let me scream twitch memes on stream"

based aussie list poster

bigger

Here, just for you.

Attached: DtllqdtW4AEwXox.jpg (709x1200, 105K)

I'm still trying to figure out how much of the part sticking out is purely excess back flab and how much is ass. It's like an optical illusion.

Just get the cube leader to tell them to shut up again

What does this LLK guy look like? Or is this one of protomagicalgirl's many systems?

Gross, Reimu should be plump!

Anybody got the ESA Mort the Chicken images?

SLAMPIG ON THE COUCH

It was a fun run and a very close race. you should give it a watch

LOL!!!!
FARTS!!

Great because baldguy got cucked atthe very end

farts hihi

honestly i'm surprised the dev can afford to donate $500

T-thank you user

What an absolute wanker.

Attached: 1550246555812.png (1280x1280, 786K)

Attached: 1530543339250.jpg (1200x1800, 214K)

trash game

>the FOV in this game

Attached: 1430445665270.jpg (640x480, 34K)

Good luck on your threesome tomorrow user!

Attached: 336A0048-45BC-43BF-95C8-446E8021E7E2.jpg (800x322, 111K)

>cat goes from house to house for four houses
>end of the game is the final house
>the untold true ending: the cat was put down

dogs > cats

this is why ESA is better

fat reimu
post something from buckethead

What the fuck is a slam pig

> runs randomly through the rooms
> this is somehow a speedrun

Attached: 1511009975727.gif (500x367, 1.53M)

Couch cat is cute!

Perfect

potato looking ass

This is the correct one

That's actual cat FOV

>shitty pointless indie game has annoying couch
WOAH BIG SURPRISE

Attached: 1527284977453.jpg (399x371, 108K)

A pig

You slam

not enough, bigger

Oh God this is really fucking boring.

Urgh. This is shit

Eh, it's a cute, little simple game, but not really that fun to watch.

why was this guy being such a bitch lmao

What has been the most unintentionally funny moment due to autism at GDQ throughout all the years?

Ask your mom she'd know all about it

where's the skill

Attached: milk cat prequel.jpg (540x540, 80K)

think ill skip this and watch an ep of anime

Attached: 1552410577017.png (1400x2000, 807K)

people paid for this game

cat girls > dogs > dog girls > cats

Attached: 1557439983794.gif (504x605, 3.72M)

After Mort this is ultra-shit
Chicken > cat

Why do cats do this shit???

gdq used to be fun too back in the basement days

I saw SuccinctAndPunchy at a speedrunning event in Sweden yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and mispronounce his name or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my burgers up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen nuggets in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the nuggets and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each nugget and put them in a box and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>Rygar in SS
It's not

No, this is a pure shintoan board.

youtu.be/cSTdrTalcaU

Watch this catlateral damage run instead

Attached: griffingriffin.jpg (1280x720, 99K)

Cats are evil and the only reason people like cats is thet cats release pheromones that make people like them.

>I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and mispronounce his name or anything.

Attached: ###########hwehwe.jpg (249x265, 23K)

>It's another, "indie game that shows you everything it has to offer in the first 5 minutes of gameplay" episode

buckethead only does pure things

Kys

Got any kitty stories, Yea Forums?

God fuck this game, end it already.

Kind of boring, at least the chicken game had those cutscenes, I don't know if the commentary can save it

So everything is randomly generated?
How is this a speed run? He is just playing the game and walking randomly mashing.

Attached: 1475383190360.jpg (322x306, 20K)

my retarded 12 year old exotic breed is eating his own tail, how's that?

Anyone know the original source for this pasta?

What show is this semen demon from?

>tfw no more Carci with Bawk on couch/vica versa RE runs
rip

Attached: 1534021684663.jpg (1680x900, 464K)

Based human trafficking organization

Attached: traffick.jpg (778x295, 81K)

I cum on cat and she hiss at penis

Why do they keep screaming?

Attached: 1486369198993.jpg (374x347, 39K)

Wow this guy is a douchebag

Just for you user.

Attached: by buckethead.jpg (920x584, 103K)

my cat ripped up all my scott pilgrim books and my posters
I miss him

How is this a speedrun, he's just playing the game.

Attached: 1559530098814.png (346x348, 281K)

There's 4 levels, he's trying to get through the 4 levels quick.

This game is ASS

Your cat tried to stop you from being a faggot.

What was so awful about katamari? I went to sleep during zelda race

>Susan getting nuggie flashbacks

Attached: 1545877373663.jpg (1200x800, 129K)

why is this game's normal price £6.99?

This "speed run" is no different than a normal casual playthrough.

Attached: 1529802305992.gif (400x300, 744K)

very trustworthy source you have there

Fucking this.
Is this game free or what? I kind of want to refuse to believe anyone would buy this.

Original is about seeing flying lotus in a grocery store.

This run is a catastrophe

>Friend wants to show me a trick with a cat
>Grabs it by by front legs
>Flips it's entire body over while holding the front legs

holy shit my DICK
thank you for distracting me from the run user

>400 more objects
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

What a fucking twat

It's vivziepop
Remember that viral furry kesha music video? Well she stole that design and probably some of the animation too

What anime?

I never got a cat and my stuff hasn't been destroyed.

>the fucking audience has to tell him where to go to get the high value item
what sort of "speed"run is this?

he succeeded

Attached: wholefamilywalksin.png (726x187, 302K)

Man, this game following Mort the Chicken is such a mood whiplash.

one of my cats is sitting with me right now

>Yea Forums suddenly hates cute transgirls


What happened bros?

this isnt even a speedrun. its a regular playthrough. sucks we went from MORT to this.

...

Why do they include these let's play tier runs?

People who like cats are genuinely on the spectrum

holy shit, this guy getting pissy about the announcer not being able to pronounce an english word correctly due to her accent is genuinely autistic

>im genuinely annoyed
how do people like this get on stage, jesus christ

Attached: 1463998042169.png (443x224, 157K)

I've never seen a cute transgirl

If this fucking faggot goes overestimate, I swear to GOD I will punch his cat in the fucking face.

>hahaha silly games block haha top tier runs I love memegames hahah!
You're all Reddit. I'll be back for a REAL run like Castlevania on DOS.

Attached: YOb5csA.jpg (800x600, 148K)

I cannot watch the whole thing. What an absolute cunt.

You have, you just didn't know they were trans

Amazing how he is hundred times more entertaining when being bullied.

oh shit watch out we have a real gaymer over here
neck yourself faggot

>transgirls
>cute
?

That's CNN, bunch of other sources for that story when Italy was turning away the boat of 600 people and they had to go to spain. You can look up the story yourself, but Doctor's without borders was doing that to Italy for months before the Italian Government had enough.

edition.cnn.com/2018/06/11/europe/msf-migrant-boat-italy-malta/index.html?sr=twCNN061118msf-migrant-boat-italy-malta0128PMStory&utm_term=link&utm_content=2018-06-11T12:59:02&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNNi

Attached: 1397747376041.jpg (636x700, 101K)

>Overestimate

FUCKING CHRIST FUCK THIS DUMB FAGGOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rate this run!

Attached: 1558723165403.jpg (1280x1600, 454K)

You're up.

Attached: 2019-06-26_07-05-08.png (181x48, 18K)

That was a pretty shit run, and it went overestimate. Only an S rank unfortunately.

finally

D

over estimate

He seems to have mellowed out since then.

What really pissed me off about that was he then came here after to run and I think a few threads got derailed due to it.

Also
>This shit went overestimate
Didn't even notice because the run is so fucking boring.

>suddenly

Attached: 1546869667992.gif (171x172, 962K)

Bad cat!

Attached: Bad.png (1280x720, 1.22M)

boring
F

just realised bullets has the wr for this game at 8 minutes 40
I know it's randomly generated but fuck, over 4 minutes longer
D tier, but happy birthday bullets

Attached: ####whack.jpg (1110x1012, 157K)

D, nothing special

>his birthday
Happy fucking birthday cunt, bad run.

Toxoplasmosis in my brain / 10

Over estimate should be omega automatically

G for giggling

F eline F aggotry

sorry anons but HAPPY BIRTHDAY BULLETS
SSS2: Metroid Prime 2 // We Love Katamari
SS: Borderlands 2
S: SMB2 // Ducktales 2
A: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
B: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokémon Crystals // Zelda Randomizer
C: DMC // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Catlateral Damage
D: The Hobbit // THUG2 // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Split/Second // Super Mario Sunshine
F: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
ZZZ: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Silent Hill 3
Ω: Punch-Out!! (Wii) // Big's Adventure 3 // Shrek XL // Mort da Chicken

Attached: 1358786772292.jpg (850x561, 133K)

0/10
runner didn't know locations of items and lost MINUTES to not getting the towels when they were HV.

D

No one in this thread has said anything good about this shit ass cat game or the runners.

D
Boring but not painful

and muted

F not a speedrun

F, overestimate, unfunny commentary, boring to watch gameplaywise, it basically had no redeeming value honestly

Do not bully the Tanpopo

Attached: 1397751075252.jpg (788x700, 84K)

b& and copyrighted lol

D

Over est/10.
maybe C-

Attached: Megumax the doujin.jpg (492x935, 116K)

Worst run of the show. Not cause of the commentator/runner, but because the game isnt really a speed game.

Not a speed game/10

>22
Dude looks 30

>22 years old
>looks like 35

Wasn't even a run/10

Attached: 1550405065574.jpg (2322x2903, 386K)

These let's players can't even speedrun Happy Birthday.

You're a meshi

That was a run?
Oh shit they just started singing, from D to F.

D.
Boring but short at least.

SSS!

>Lifeformed - Cider Time
it's been so long since I heard this

Attached: sad cat kettle.jpg (1016x774, 338K)

F, boring. Just a regular playthrough.

D or F. That sucked. Not a speedrun, more a Let's Play.

ZZZ, just a shitty let's play of a dumbass and pointless game. Annoying cat puns, cringe ass couch. Only upside is that it ended quickly.

Kind of shit overall, not really a speed run and over estimate

Attached: mort01.webm (1016x776, 381K)

I want to masturbate but doing it alone doesn't feel as good.

Attached: 1555021660078.png (450x435, 167K)

When they were cute?

Attached: 1561476769745.png (571x530, 600K)

>dustforce music in background

Attached: 1458494672262.gif (400x225, 1.71M)

>tfw 30 but still get carded for alcohol purchases

Attached: 1399411695163.png (511x574, 269K)

if this aired at prime time it would be pretty shite as a speedrun but this is way more entertaining than what we usually get this early in the morning

yuyu hakusho

That run sucked, the last run sucked, the run before that sucked and the next 3 runs are going to suck. Stay reddit, reddit. I'm audi!

Attached: 1557528156472.jpg (855x1050, 146K)

>You're a meshi
Thanks

Who's ready for some Hylics

Attached: moon.jpg (640x480, 123K)

SSS+

>SSS2: Metroid Prime 2
>60% like ratio on youtube
Who is this tranny playing the game?

I bought Hylics one year ago and completely forgot about playing it. So have a good time lads, skipping this one.

Attached: 1561067210154.png (1250x700, 982K)

The guy running sound should clip that and have it ready to play at a moment's notice.

What’s your fetish

>this game is bonkers wonkers
>managed to not get fucking dedusmuln in his party
this announcer
I'm ready

Attached: ###########sf.jpg (499x499, 191K)

Post legs and collarbones.

You like being 30 and having nobody see or treat you as an adult? Fucking manchildren I swear

Been ready for hours mate, especially after that fucking travesty.

Definitely an F, overestimate and just a let's play. Updated.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

Attached: 30 - cNWOSuk.jpg (1380x1944, 300K)

based
youtube.com/watch?v=6kTgCOqPkcs

I thought her butt had an ear for a second haha

Id love to see if someone could break Catlateral Damage and make it a viable speed game. seems like there are some bhops involved already so thats cool

when we were kids i watched my brother throw our cat down a flight of stairs.

HOLY FUCK TRANNY ANNOUNCER SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Attached: 1560806979680.jpg (540x617, 40K)

She exists solely to be bullied.

bad end tf

user, it's at least a D! cmon! it's his birthday, don't be mean!

>transgirls
All I see is a man in womens' clothing.

God I fucking hate trannies

bro i'm going to have to filter this image. never post it again.

I sneezed
(formerly chuckzed)

Good work

feet, buttholes, smell
thanks for asking

>all those bearded dudes not taking proper care of their beards
what's the point? you just look like a fat homeless man

Attached: diosmio.jpg (360x360, 20K)

That just reminded me that game existed. Was a comfy time.

youtube.com/watch?v=ssWzeZ0apwk

Attached: 1397760931350.jpg (522x700, 41K)

handholding

>minimum bid for entry
>no donation necessary for entry

What the fuck does this mean?

/ss/ + anal I think.

Wow Leatherface is looking good after starting HRT

>We still have LLK on donations for the next 3 or so runs
I fucking hate this cunt so much, he's so obnoxious. He's one of that does this shit

>Donation wants room to shout something stupid
>Room too tired to do it
>He tells them to do it
>Few people do it
>Demands they shout it

I guess being obnoxiously annoying is the only requirement to do donations.

Vivsiepop made that kesha music video you dumdum

Attached: super_dum_dum_by_swashbookler_d2r9ot8-fullview.jpg (800x775, 66K)

they should just commit suicide instead of trying to pass

>anonymous 1k without comment

right now it's yuri futa, can't get enough of it.

Attached: vs_2.jpg (477x593, 107K)

emotionless sex
hand holding

>yfw mason donates and reveals the release date for Hylics 2

>back to shit remixes

Fun's over.

I don't really agree with pity rankings. I still think the Textorcist deserves an F but everyone pitied the runner and gave him sympathy points.

Attached: comfy man with his father at sgdq.png (171x170, 69K)

Gender bender and not the crossderressing type.

smelling chairs that cute girls once sat in

Brendan is that you?

Attached: s-l300.jpg (199x300, 10K)

but user! what about his birthday!

What about holding hands during emotionless sex? Would that add too much emotion to it?

If only.

Attached: 1451882173413.jpg (1024x576, 51K)

hypnosis + diapers

anons, human mountain is dead h-he fucking died

I loved that CatWitch, best girl. She should have won.

She stole the design
She stole animation
You are a retard who can't read

Tapped out after Deltarune, what did I miss between here and Mort the chicken? Was the sunshine race any good?

PUNCHY NOOOOOOOO

Attached: 1547213523261.jpg (680x447, 26K)

F is probably fine, I really don't think the cat one should even be on the list though since it wasn't really a speed run.

>Susan again
Why do the push him so much?

>those feet
Oh god I'm gonna cum HHHHHNNNNNGGGG

Monster girl on guy, girl on monster guy, shortstacks, musclegirls/amazonians, (Thighs, Ass, Hips, Waist) region, brown girls, passionate sex, missionary with handholding and kissing, hotdogging, traps, MILF/DILF on girl/boy, and urethra play.

Attached: shy.gif (220x220, 34K)

Time for real good shit

>hylics run
>tranny that doesn't even try to do the girl voice on the couch
i feel cheated

I hope someone brought chicken nuggets.

You missed a super cute girl playing Katamari

>Perpetual lisper runner and puncher on the couch

Burying up to the neck in ant hills. Stuffed animal tf. Semiplatonic ice cream hypnosis with cum overload. Lazy river rape. Tickle snuff. Conveyor belts. Non consensual cuddling. Forced human breakfast burrito machines. Being turned into a human computer with asshole into electrical socket and nipples into ethernet sockets left in an air conditioned room.

>looks like indie piece of shit
>2015 pc
>PC
of course

Attached: 153759275674.png (499x358, 132K)

>the speed the runner talks in

Slow down, aspie, too late for this shit.

This screen tearing is like nails on a chalkboard

Get the fuck out.

No she didn't. Your retarded post made it sound like she stole something from that video.

>this fucking sluring
And muted.

ARHYG FIUCK SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED IN MY NECK WHEN I TURN MTYY HEAD TO THE LEFTIT HURTS HELP

Lesbians dicked straight.
Any doujin recs?

>Tabbed out when run is starting
>"Hi, before I begin the run I would like to make an announcement"
>Literally expecting "yes, I am a transsexual"
The state of GDQs. No other time would I think this.

MAMBO: the game

Hope you have a $2000 rig built for flash tier indie games user

Attached: hylics.jpg (1058x400, 41K)

Hey it's the guy from the furry not sonic game a few years ago

Goodbye user

lolidom

it's all good
that's been happening to me for years
just roll your head every now and then

He meant to die!? WE WERE TRICKED!

tfw trying to search tgtf shit on youtube but you get nothing but dumb crossdressers, trannies, and stolen deviantart trash

CHOKE

loli NTR

Black girl/white guy cuckolding.

Barely any exists.

oh no no no

dark skin succubus

God dammit now that I've seen it I can't get it off my fucking mind, this is worse than shit you seen in horror games and movies.

>people were actually excited for this postmodernist ironic deconstructionist game

This looks fucking retarded and the runner lisps like a drunk fag.

This lispy queer is aggravating as fuck

>stress and soul crushing existence makes me feel twice as old as I really am
>afraid I come off as an angry old asshole because of it
>get reminded every now and then it's not as bad as I think because people think I look too young to purchase booze

Attached: A3687A32-CAB5-462C-9B1B-651A1EE1AA86.jpg (569x585, 63K)

Gigachad move.

Attached: exit strategy.jpg (1876x2137, 568K)

Christ this game is hideous.

It's an rpg with a clay style stop using fart-sniffing terms

Are you gonna respond to this you little fag?

It's symbolic.

I can't tell if he's nervous or just super awkward, but his talking speed... fuck.

They never do when I point out it's CNN

>people were actually excited for this postmodernist ironic deconstructionist claymation RPG

It looks fucking gay and stupid and you like gay and stupid things if you like this

oddly specific
what does that computer transformation feel during the winter?

Attached: sample_bbacc43c050533187f6a9d6c52d47e21.jpg (850x868, 66K)

There's something about his fast, lispy talking that I really enjoy listening to. He's also pretty articulate and doesn't pause to say "like, like, like" in the middle of all of his sentences.

Attached: 451253465743.png (728x463, 431K)

god i love the runners voice

Attached: goodshit.jpg (358x380, 30K)

Holy fuck Garrett from Community does speedruns?

>Age regression
>time stop
>wormholes (think portal gun or magic mirror type shit)

muh nigga

SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP

>lazy river rape

The fuck is that

Attached: 1561537199317.jpg (1519x2160, 176K)

god forbid a game try something new

This is a cool looking game. It's like art from the 1980s. Shame about the runner.

this

When a game is so fast and intense like hylics you don't have an opportunity to not know what to say.

Keep reposting your incredibly predictable comment. Eventually someone young enough to have never heard that before will come along and care.

autism

Nothing it's doing is new you dumb fag who likes stupid and gay stuff

was that the woman who did the plants vs zombies ost that just donated

retarded runner damn

Jesus fuck that laugh. Disgusting nu-males holy shit

Attached: 292599-hayatbosan-1321417093-593-640x480.jpg (640x480, 59K)

>the only merit your speedgame has is being bad and weird
STOP

this run and the runner is making me happy!

must suck having a lisp

Attached: 1561120433079.jpg (436x436, 31K)

Literally nothing about this is ironic.

Attached: Shygal brain damage.png (612x563, 158K)

I bet you'd love it whispering sweet nothings in your ear while his cock is balls deep in your ass too wouldn't you you little fag?

>disgusting wet lip smacking and spit caught in his mouth as he talks

Attached: 177038e0141bf45704b341da9d8c170b.jpg (1151x1609, 149K)

why is everyone with a mic this run a homosexual including the announcer

rape in a lazy river you fucking normie

Google "vivziepop art theft" or trawl desuarch
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Vivienne_Medrano
>Vivienne has been involved in shit heaps of internet drama. Her most notable shitstorm involves the artistDollcreepand copyright issues regarding Jiji. In 2013, when Viv released Die Young, she poorly credited Dollcreep due to personal issues she had with the artist. Dollcreep claimed he didn't actually sign the rights over to her, and sold her rights to another artist.
If you ACTUALLY KNEW about her you wouldn't have misread the post that IMPLICATED her rather than INSINUATED she made a derivative work of that kesha video
Faggot

Ok, show me another game that looks like this. I'm sure you know one.

based gigachad

Why is she vomiting gay?

id rather be runner than punchy desu

yes!

Attached: 1545492460159.gif (80x70, 24K)

>normie

It's lazy rape in a river you dumb fuck.

did david lynch make this game

i don't wanna blogpost too much but I missed an opportunity with a tomboy in highschool because I'm a fucking retard. Still haunts me to this day.

The only thing new about it is the visuals.
Mechanically it's nearly a bog standard RPG
There's stuff out there with way more Avant-garde gameplay.

Attached: knightsinthenightmare_10052010_07.jpg (480x272, 78K)

She ate Megumin.

it's being raped by a lazy river you twits

Is it fun this year?

Attached: 1404232231576.jpg (744x615, 63K)

kek

this guy gets it

Okay, fag who likes stupid and gay stuff and cares enough to reply to me because I offended hum by not liking his stupid meme reddit game, reply again to convince me you don't care

Its like everyone on this couch and the runner need to take a sip of water, this dry mouth lip smacking is unbearable.

:O

Its raping the river lazely you fucking ninny

I wish they'd change the gain on the mics or something, I hate that I can hear the moisture in this fuckers mouth

Attached: 133658845454.gif (220x216, 189K)

This is definitely a mid 2010s indie game. It's not even trying to hide an Earthbound battle style.

Better than usual I guess but still a shadow of it's former self.

Attached: hqdefault[1].jpg (480x360, 12K)

The end of Silent Hill 3 and then Big the Cat was like old GDQ fun for a brief time.

>earthbound invented stock rpg maker battles

Exactly what it implies. You’re floating in a tube in a lazy river then a bunch of people come over and pull you into the water. As you gasp for breath they’re groping you all over until it turns into full on rape.
The electricity surging through their asshole would provide them with enough heat to stay warm and toasty.

>The only thing new about it is the visuals
oh yeah I'm totally aware, the gameplay is nothing special.

unless you care about shitposting, not really
like most of the recent GDQs you might as well just watch the VODs of the good runs when they're on youtube while ignoring the shit ones

you should be on your knees with his cock down your throat as he speedruns right now you worthless cumdump

With this shitty tech crew they probably don't know HOW to do that.

how do you even develop a lisp this bad, that you can’t even keep the spit in your mouth?

What is the name of this art style?

Being gay.

there was a good run an hour ago

Of course it didn't, but trippy battle backgrounds and "quirky" flavor text during battles. I'm expecting a "SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASH" to show up at any moment.

dat lisp tho

If you mean claymation, it's been done before, if you mean stupid and fucking ugly and gay, Bubsy 3D

It's a stylistic choice

kek

being dropped on your head, smoking cigarettes during pregnancy, i'm sure there are plenty of ways

stylispic*

based Yea Forums chad

depth measurement? there are videos with dildos and stuff that have rulers and such to show how deep it goes ;)

>$1.59
guess i'm buying this.

So I get wanting to make a game entirely from stop-motion with clay as an artistic expression... but why make it so goddman ugly with and fill it with pointless wriggling/floating/crawling not-microbes or not-angels and make everyone move super quirky?

Imagine standing infront of this guy when he talks

youtu.be/5UFKCbGXuTo?t=6

That's the creator's style, this isn't his first project

I'm watching mine sitting peacefully on the windowsill, but she can't move much. Today's her last day.

>ED as a source
retard

it's clay photographed and then edited to have a reduced color depth, palette + dithering

this game is mental

*AHEM*

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

Attached: 1561314030171.gif (320x210, 836K)

>earthbound invented psychedelia

mason lindroth has been making clay platformers, rpgs, and shooters for like 10 years

>glance at twitch chat
>'How high were the people that made this game?'

Attached: ########varys.jpg (450x450, 104K)

>So I get wanting to make a game entirely from stop-motion with clay as an artistic expression

Then I've got a game for you

Attached: The-Neverhood.jpg (384x466, 36K)

Stock comment.

imagine building a 2k$ pc
going on \v\ and talking shit about consoles
being all smug about having muh computing power
and when asked what games can you play
this is it
a fucking indie game from 2015 that looks like garbage
this is pc gaming

Attached: 1561457721901.png (710x582, 823K)

The Neverhood is classic, a couple of the puzzle designs are lazy though. Heard Armikrog sucked, never played it though. probably lacked soul.

Earthbound came out longer than 10 years ago

your bait needs work

RATE THIS RUN!

Attached: 13 - HRdq1C1.png (2142x1205, 719K)

Love the game but fuck rpg runs are boring, at least it was short.
C tier

Attached: ariduka55 hylics.jpg (593x1052, 186K)

Our thoughts on Etika?

>bait
sure because pc has games nice try
back to runescape or dota with you tranny

imagine being an obsessed consolecuck who spends more time shitposting about pc than he does playing vidya

D

B

>no argument
>content regarding this matter is true and in several other places online
>acting like a high school teacher in regards to wikipedia
>can't be passed to google "jiji dollcreep kesha"
Also retard

Attached: 1547831256057.gif (200x200, 57K)

armikrog was about as good as the neverhood, people held it to a higher standard because it was a kickstarter game.

Pure cancer. Make sure to use your Prime subs and do a Fortnite dance.

Jokes on you I don't even play games on my computer

7/10

That's disgusting.
Everybody make fun of that pathetic fag

Yeah, I'm thinking that was SSSSSSS

C, not a good speedgame

>he's making a sequel

Huh.

I mean, the game was nothing special, but the art style was cool. I like the dithered claymation look.

no! :)

D

L for LISPY
Do better next time

Attached: 2356475956.png (798x392, 303K)

D, not terrible but the spittle on audio was annoying. Nothing interesting other than the art style.

fuck off

earthbound isnt a platformer or a shooter

Multiple speech impediments on the couch constantly talking utterly ruined what would've been a good run
D

Oh wait, it's to symbolize how obtuse old NES/SNES RPGs were with how little they told you and how their poor graphics would alienate you from the developers' intended vision. Or maybe I am giving too much credit to the game.

I GET it, but I'm not too interested in playing any of it. Claymation never really appealed to my eyes.

C. Weird game, didn't feel like they were speedrunning it but was nothing offensive and ended quickly.

Fortunately the sequel seems to be remedying that a bit by having multiple gameplay styles, trailers showed RPG battles like the original, plus overworld shooting segments and I think some kind of racing minigame

F
Retarded, incomprehensible meme game, runner sounds like has half a cup of water in his mouth everytime he speaks, run itself is just another let's play where he ignores fights.

This man is deceased

Attached: 1547921549032.png (406x207, 117K)

Who?

that game seemed cool desu

B

People like him were made to be bullied. He's so entertaining when he is and he keeps deserving it

*paper cup of water

Stopped watching like 5 minutes in because the runner and the couch sound like spitting faggots.

Attached: 1555282458882.jpg (300x300, 29K)

>my argument is copy pasta from ED
>I'm retarded
>watch me be retarded
based retard

>Oh wait, it's to symbolize how obtuse old NES/SNES RPGs were with how little they told you and how their poor graphics would alienate you from the developers' intended vision.
Dark Souls got away with it.

is that fucker drinking whiskey?

I didn't know the sequel was coming out so soon, I thought it was still months away. Awesome.

people can't appreciate art

never seen a single post about him until he died, now everyone acts like huge fans, typical

will be forgotten before the end of the week

The funnest thing to do to Warwick Davis and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities, in a peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit, stuff like a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles. Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet. They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with the simple statement: But Warwick, I am your god now.

I didn't like the game, but I thought he did a good job with the commentary and he tried to be entertaining. I would give it a B or maybe A.

this/10

1/10 never have a piece of shit run and game like that ever again

SCHLOP/10

This is an 18+ website

C, pretty average.
Got in, played the game, explained the mechanics, got out.
Bit of a lisp but whatever.

Almost looks like Pedialyte which is what a smart drinker has after the whiskey

Attached: 900.jpg (900x900, 54K)

I hate this announcer.

Advertisement threads should be purged.

Yea Forums.org/advertise

>LOL you have to be high to make something creative

Attached: 1541213895382.gif (240x180, 961K)

D
Great game
boring runner with annoying lisp

based

what

Updated for D tier.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // Hylic
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari // Catlateral Damage
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

Attached: 11 - 1G4CCc4.png (1024x1024, 281K)

>Dark Souls
It did and you didn't need a $2k computer to run it.

Budget Yuri Lowenthall.

Dead nigger, who cares

Still no release date, just summer 2019. Summer ends in september so hopefully it should be out before october

Attached: hylics 2 ocean man.gif (540x540, 2.1M)

do you have new images megumeme

>Glover soon
Hurry up already

youtube.com/watch?v=XMC_69eJdw4

That hylics game was definitely something

I've been trying to not use the same ones but I forget which ones I've used at this point!

Are we now Early-Morning™ rather than Late-Night™?

dccharacterdesigns.tumblr.com/post/89166029866/jiji-the-blue-party-werewolf-whom-is-now
>Jiji, the blue party werewolf ( whom is now signed legally over, and owned by april nicole oliver
From the artist themselves!

Attached: 1552870960507.jpg (2048x1536, 579K)

laffy taffy 3d pyramid challenge is HOOOIIIPP though

Attached: 1516916894080.png (500x593, 77K)

Fucking faggots in the front

lmao he's doing a fortnite dance

gotcha

Just do it to midget Gary Oldman instead.

come on user, step it up! don't be a DOOFUS

why is this shit so funny

I dont blame him. these past 2 runs have been boring. sucks we went from Shrek and Mort to Catlateral Dmg and Hetic or whatever that was called

>tumblr blog as a source

Is the couch cutie cute or not?

I'm feeling this one is an F

Can he be stopped?

Attached: file.png (337x76, 8K)

Great commentary

ah ah ah, the term is 'comfy'
he looks malnourished

Imagine being so fucking desperate to be good at something you play a shovelware title like this for hours and hours.

Why isn't he reading the jokes?

"Uh.." x 10000

Calling it now

Attached: 1551917012703.jpg (1443x1000, 110K)

AHAHAHA

>prompting the audience to act like faggots
NOOOOOOOOOOO

Attached: 1555363429600.png (846x462, 298K)

we've reached peak despair

He was alright but you could see this shit coming, so much for his "friends"

what do you run?

why don't they give him a couch? :(

>that rope swinging
This shits on Lara Croft.

runner seems like he wants to hang himself.

We get to watch this adrun and then have to watch more ads after

Because he's a low effort zoomer.

They don't need prompting

why do people play/speedrun this? Just to have a """""world record"""" ? This is really fucking dumb, yo

Runner wants to neck

Run could be good if he read the jokes.

And muted. Jesus christ, these people.

Attached: 1402471041985.png (228x239, 25K)

>he hasn't played taffykino

I love it. It feels like they're laughing at him rather than the game.

It's delightful.

Laffy Taffy 3D Pyramid Challenge. Root for me, I'm running it right now!

>no commentator
>high tier cringe crowd

holy fuk this is great

This is depression kino

>owner of jiji saying they did not give vivzie rights to jiji

Attached: 137.png (577x341, 117K)

Imagine doing things for fun, of course a retard like you can't fathom that

Yeah he could be playing up the ridiculous factor, but instead he's being extremely awkward playing this obviously terrible game.

truly a lynchian work

But he did, so they're turning up the faggotry to 11.

What circle of hell is this?

Because purposefully picking a shitty dollar bin title and practicing for days will get retards praising you to be ironic or some shit.

God, 85% of the people in the GDQ crowds think that they are the funniest person alive and every thing they yell out will get huge laughs.

crowd is honestly saving this as best they can. runner is quiet as a mouse. looking like he wants to hang himself

is this the weird shit segment?

Imagine being a jelly console baby that you acualy believe PC users only care about exclusives just like a common console peasant over just playing the same games as you do but at framrates higher than cinematic 24 fps.

Attached: 1558736919356.jpg (640x600, 40K)

Mod this game with Tidus laugh.

Alternative, this is Big Bang Theory the game.

Fuck it, low effort bants, can't make it to Glover.

what key events in your life would lead you to speedrunning Laffy Taffy 3D Pyramid Challenge?

You really think the runner is having a blast playing this game?

Well, we see why he picked this game.

Attached: one and only.jpg (845x304, 25K)

Deary me

Attached: 1551637509798.png (1247x653, 84K)

Being disowned by your parents.

HOLY CRINGE

imagine the runner going over estimate with this shit

someone shoot this bitch

This guy is surprisingly really good at SMB3, why isn't he running that.

LaffyTaffy is fucking gross.

3 seconds apart, nice

I thought this was meant to be one of those ironic meta games like yo noid 2.

>trusting a tumblr user whining because some other artist got famous
based retard

he is dead inside

Yes cause meme runs are literally done for fun

jesus fucking christ

why the fuck did he estimate 14, if his pb is 24?

Is this going to be the first WR this sgdq?

Attached: 1561239257572.gif (253x230, 84K)

tidus_laugh.mp4

Might be a typo. 24 14.

different category, but he is the only one in all of them and he's the mod

He's not running 100%

he wants to be put out his misery

>NO GUYS HE'S PLAYING IT BECAUSE IT'S A GOOD GAME, HE'S HAVING FUN

Attached: 1525072794376.png (245x245, 19K)

maybe he wants to break the record right now

he recently discovered a skip that takes 3 minutes off. he should finish in about 10 minutes

"This is the most annoying level to play casually."
This is ironic, right?

>crowd is honestly saving this
no they aren't, they're loud attention whores trying to get efamous. It'd be depression kino and highest tier irony if we could just listen to this suicidal runner play a marketing game about laughing candy.

new bread

His PB for any% no pws is 8 minutes

Attached: 1530213633221.png (832x214, 16K)

Being anally violated by Wonka and the oompaloompas so he wont release the video of it

Have they really been doing this unfunny forced pun shit for days straight

Attached: D-}.png (360x372, 3K)

That's why the only time he's laughing or smiling is when he's getting cheered or the audience is memeing, right? That's why he sounds like he's exhausted and bored out of his mind, tool. Cuz he's literally having so much fun.

LLK needs to shut the fuck up, not just because the time is terrible to be a loud cunt, but purely FOR being a loud cunt.

>1st: Zikubi
>Moderated by: Zikubi
Hey wait a minute.