How would inklings and octolings react upon seeing a human for the first time?

>Make fun of our clothes
If anything, they'd rave about our fashion.

I can only imagine the fame youd get introducing them to shit like Jet Set Radio.

Given their reaction to octolings. They might not even notice or do but their fascination probably won't last long

user, a fucking squirt gun is enough to kill a squid. and considering how humans can literaly swim in the stuff, they would probably be seen as some kinda uberchads.

they will not make so much fun when they see a human sized mating tentacle

If it were me, they'd suck me off probably

I got curious and found some more pics
joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=marina human_worship

The one already posted is the best one anyway.

That only applies to inklings, not octos

Of course. Octolings would probably be the most interested about Humans

I want to cum inside the choctopus.

The thing they would never get used to is the fact that we have to shit and piss

>implying they don't

They can probably just turn to ink, and it falls out.

They'd only accept you if you're fashionable

Do Inklings/Octos shower?

We'd be like giants to them.

well if you go off smash bro's size charts not really.

>noa puts a meme in the game
>the splatoon community latches on to it and spams it for years
>this completely fabricated meme line by a localization team is a core part of the character!
fucking insufferable

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No we wouldn't

Exactly how cuttlefish reacted to seeing a statue of one.

Any that were aware we were the previous dominant species on the plane would be fascinated.

BONES, SKIN, FLESH
We are literally immune to the motherfuckers most devastating abilities.

statue? when was this again?

Octo Expansion?

Marina is taller than atleast 70% of Yea Forums

Cuttlefish, agents 3 and 8, Pearl and Marina.

>go to splet worl
>be fashionable and immune to sqirt
>???
>fuck sqids

Inklings are canonically pretty small, but as long as we're cool to them, they're cool to us.

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Well, in lore Humans are seen a gods.
As the explanation for the form inkling's take is to mimic the "creators".

>Well, in lore Humans are seen a gods
That's untrue. They see us the same way we see dinosaurs.

But we have literal measurements of Pearl and Marina

Yea Forums is manlet central?

Holy fuck, Marina is taller than I am.

Wasn't she around 1,7m?
That's pretty average for men if I recall correctly

Marina is 178cm / 5'10"

see

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>cum inside an inkling or Octoling
>they literally dissolve from the womb out

>I’m taller than Marina
Thank goodness

maybe you do, fucking weirdo

This

Nice try Mr Skeleton.
Everyone knows your tricks! You stay in your flesh prison.

What face will Marie make if she sees a human? What will she think?

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...

>But we have literal measurements of Pearl and Marina
yup
inklings and octoling are bigger than you think

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probably an awkward meeting. slowly checking out this weird being that they can't understand

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Holy fuck, is Pearl a glowie?

That means their heads are fucking massive in person.

It’d get real messy.

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middle

Is that Pearl on a motherfucking tank

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Why are inklings and octolings such sluts for humans?

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So that you'd be more prone to waifuing them.

inkling studies show humans were not that bright

lol she's talking about her pussy!

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And with no bones that means they are squishy and pokeable

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>First off, Inklings are not assholes
They totally are. They're hedonistic lazy shits who give zero fucks about anything but turf wars and fashion. They're cute as fuck but assholes all the same.

>tfw no Inkling to bully you and shit on your fashion sense

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they won't react much if they are Sanitized
bring back superior humans

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Jesus Christ imagine standing next to something vaguely human shaped and sized with those proportions. Her head alone is nearly the size of my torso. It would be nightmare fuel incarnate.

watch them just not give a shit after seeing a human for a few minutes

How long would it take to learn their language? I can't run around saying "booyah" all the time.

They've apparently got a society that can support it so what's the problem? Sounds like my ideal life

Oh they'll give a shit if I'm fucking them.

Considering how inklings reacted to seeing octoling in Inkopolis, they'd probably think humans were just weird looking inklings

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Go to a crowded area with a bucket of water and pour it on your head and see them bow down to you as some sort of immortal god.

they won't. jellies swim in water too and are not worshipped either

Instant mating press

>go to Inkopolis
>casually crack you knuckles
>all the Inklings around you can't even comprehend what the fuck you just did

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Their proportions look a lot more human in that artwork than they do in game.

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Isn't the canon explanation that Inklings are just flat out incapable of swimming because they're full of ink, and not that they straight up dissolve? They're just not buoyant.

Yes

Where the hell did the dissolving misunderstanding come from?

I forget, do the Octoling stages in Octo Canyon dull have the old, unupdated versions of stages like the Reef?

refined the design i guess

just learned the second artbook might be coming in english afteral

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Because it just looks like they dissolve. Not sure why.

Instant loss 2koma interspecies impregnation

>Bunch of Anons try to splatfest
>Get raped by squid girls/ boys
>or made fun of for not being stylish if you prefer

I dunno user I feel like that trope of humans are weaker then other races/aliens thing is misguided. We're a bunch of war/murder obsessed dick heads as a race and would probably realistically end up murdering and eating most of the inklings at first contact.

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>Get raped by squid girls/ boys
This is a bad thing?

What if their version of cm is different from ours

I don't think the Splatoon devs used "Inkling cms" when giving heights in concept art

>eating
I don't think humans have ever been shown in anything to eat humans or other humanoids outside cannibalism, giants, and vore in general. Which is odd, now that I think about it.

It'll be like the movie Signs.

At first Marina would be intrigued, and probably a bit overeager. However once she actually hung out with the human I imagine they'd get along well. She'd probably be interested by the higher body temperatures of humans, and I imagine she'd really like it when you're fucking the shit out of her with your big human cock

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splatoon lore from an interview with nogami
part 1

>Is there a name for the transformation state in between kid and squid?

We don't really have a name for it, but it is kind of creepy because if you notice, when you're in between two forms, you're made out of liquid and it's a little bit gross. [Laughs] In the same way that insect can metamorphize, like how a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, it might be somewhere in the middle like that. I'm not sure what the name would be.

>One of the key mechanics is being able to swim through the color of ink that you're spraying. When the inklings do this, are they becoming one with the liquid, or are they sinking beneath the surface of the ground?

At least in my mind, they're becoming a liquid. They've sort of changed forms to become something long and thin that allows them to slip through the ink at great speed. It's not that they lose their shape completely but... wow you've really put it to me here, this is difficult... [Laughs] I guess maybe it's something a little closer to jellyfish where they can become really flat and stretched out, still holding their shape as they're slipping through the ink.

In my mind, it's not that they melt completely or dissolve completely into the ink, but that they still hold sort of a shape and know, "Okay, I'm still a squid!" as they're swimming along.

That's the first time I've gotten that type of question! [Laughs]

>Have the inklings tried to do any research to adapt to be able to actually touch water?

I don't think that the inklings themselves are probably doing that research. They kind of live in the now and they're creatures that sort of live for fun, [laughs] so they just kind of accept that water just doesn't work well for them. They've just kind of accepted that.

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You understand the squids in the game are 14 right
there are only 3 expections, one is a midget and one is an old man, only marina is not enough to make a pattern off.

part 2

>Have the inklings tried to do any research to adapt to be able to actually touch water?

I don't think that the inklings themselves are probably doing that research. They kind of live in the now and they're creatures that sort of live for fun, [laughs] so they just kind of accept that water just doesn't work well for them. They've just kind of accepted that.

>Do the inklings know that at one point in the past, squids could go in water?

So this is just one of my own theories I have, but these inklings have gone through a lot to evolve from the squids that we know to the creatures that they've become in this world. In that evolution, one of their characteristics is that they can change their forms freely. But again, one of my theories is that one of the downsides to being able to so freely change their form is that their outer membrane is thin and very permeable, so when it comes into contact with another liquid surface like water, that the ink within them will just sort of bleed out and that may be the cause of the problem.

For the inklings, in the process of their evolution, which has made them better in some ways. One of the downsides of that is that they've lost the ability to swim around in water. That's just something they've had to toss aside in their evolution. The salmonids [from Splatoon 2's Salmon Run mode], in a different way have evolved, but for some reason they are still able to enter water and swim around.

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>They kind of live in the now and they're creatures that sort of live for fun, [laughs] so they just kind of accept that water just doesn't work well for them. They've just kind of accepted that.
I want to live with Inklings. Shit seems so carefree.

I want to eat a Fruit Gusher Squid.

>>go to Inkopolis
>>casually break your neck
>>all the Inklings around you can't even comprehend nani the fuck you just died

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>Strg + F
>cunny
>NO RESULT

I don't think you know what that word really means

It'd be incredibly frustrating all the time. The only part of Mostly Harmless I liked was the part where Arthur Dent was living with a race of people who physically couldn't give a shit about long-term consequences or past events, and he started going crazy over how any plan he could make was defeated from the first step because all the people he was with went off to do other shit the moment they weren't heavily obligated to do something for him.

>Nani the fuck
Please don't do that

Considering that they do have people who own businesses and actual cities, I assume that the squids aren't that bad.

Reminds me of that chalkzone post and how a human in a chalk drawing world is extremely dangerous.
Obviously a human is nearly as dangerous in the world of Splatoon but a human still poses a threat.

is that pearl with a fuckmothering tank

How would Marina react to you calling her a nigger?

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>try to snap an Inklings neck
>nothing happens

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they don't speak American like we do, dipshit.

That's actually a horrifying thought

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None of the businesses are run by squids. Do they even work? They do Grizzco shifts but let's be real, those are just fun fieldtrips where they get to commit mass murder and get rewarded for it.

they'll lust my big human cock

imagine

Post art of Marina but off-model with huge tits.

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Say please

Humans would instantly make any inkling/octoling a cocksleeve.

GOD I WANNA FUCK THE OCTOBOYS SO BADLY.

>try to bash an inkling with a rock
>literally bounces back from it
>scratch one with your fingernail
>bleeds to death in seconds and/or ruptures completely

Please post art of Marina but off-model with huge tits.

Squids would make any human's face a chair.

I mean, the squid idols arguably work since they have TV shows and do concerts

what in cursed shit, thanks for the nightmares

Can't use blunt objects. Gotta cut them.

>You will never make sushi out of an Inkling or Octo
Imagine how many servings you can make with just one body.

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Like this but with an entire person on you.

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The only Inklings we've seen with jobs are either in music, or military.

Uh you'd obviously make Takoyaki out of an octoling.

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teen squids are free to do what they want
adult inklings probably work despite not seeing much of them

Don't forget prostitution. just look at their clothes.

>huge tits

good old splatoon lore

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Asscheeks are tits but lower

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>Nut inside an inkling or octoling
>They start to become discolored over time
>Large Influx of Albinos Squids and Octos

>strip spats down
>no cunny down there

He probably want to say eating out

Humans are the dwarfs of the universe, small, insignificant bastards that just cause problems for everybody else and are clearly stupid greedy self obsessed fat drunkards that somehow manage to be charming in our own stupid way and occasionally create increadable things when we work together.

How do you think a squid/octoboys asshole tastes.

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This. I just assume that we're mostly focused on squid teenagers, as far as Splatoon goes. Heck even the idols are in their late teens, I think Pearl is the oldest at 21

>someone from somewhere launched a nuclear warhead into the South Pole

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like raw squid/octopus

Like ink

This man has EXORCISED his skeleton
Fucker didn't drink enough milk

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I'd like to believe that some world leader had a missile heading his way and was just like "you know what? fuck earth"

>84cm

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Mutually assured destruction. If you're gonna die anyway, why not take everyone else with you?

He wanted Squid Kids but didn't think too far ahead

what the fucking ?

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Show them the culinary ways of the ancients

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I'm surprised this has yet to happen.
You'd think North Korea would've done something like that by now.

Where are the Nautilis, cuttlefish and other cephalopods?

Inklings are squishy

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Top kek. First thing I would do.

tit's aren't always filled with feces.

>implying octos poop.

I personally like to believe said country thought "We'll nuke the South Pole. Everyone'll die except for us when we...."
>move underground.
or
>go to space. This is what Ark Polaris was.

where does it come out of then?

They turn into ink and everything falls out

What type of third world shithole do you live in where people don't wipe?

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Neither are asscheeks. They're filled with muscle and fat.

Now we're asking the right questions

Climate Change deniers, people were finally going to kill them for their retardation and they just took everyone with them.
We better kill them all right now so this doesn't happen because even if Inkling waifus exist, you'll be dead and can't be hugged by them.
Also Time Travel lost, so they can't travel back in time to see you.

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To be fair, both ink/octoling ass and tits are probably filled with ink which is an all purpose body fluid which includes shit

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Well based on the normal human-sized door in either the measurements are wrong or humans in their universe are like 11 feet tall on average.

More like an oversight.

Try to eat them. They look and act human, but they are still predators after all.

>I'm gonna mess with them!
Why the fuck is she so mean?

>adult wagesalve squid
Well that settles that question.

Fuck Nintendo Treehouse and everything it stands for.

the whole artbook has been scanned now
also. artbook manga gives official names

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You call those huge?

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Aren't they hurt by ink too?

a squid workout

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alright

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into the subway

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just walking

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and meeting cuttlefish

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Still pretty short, really.

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Oh, I'm very gomenosai

I hate this

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Kek

makes sense really

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damn already a new thread

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orange girl is Aspara
blue boy is Tript

weird names but okay

Those incredible things would include weapons of mass genocide and/or a literal portal to hell.

if i had the chance to, i'd live in the splatoon universe in a heartbeat. i want to be a squidkid living a carefree life

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>the music from the Splatfest announcement is the music from right before the final boss in OE
>screenshots from the final shifty look like the same setting
Fuuuuck why can't it be now. I want to see what direction they're going with this.

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youtube.com/watch?v=QouVGVMbGSc
you can take pictures with their special gear confirmed

No I meant eating in this instance cause while most people wouldn't eat them in kid form, certainly many would at least think about eating them in squid form.
I actually really like this

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fucking hairfags, cant even go squid mode

The average Inkling would probably think we’re pretty unfresh since we aren’t a race of war-loving hedonists, but the Octolings would probably respect us more for being considerably industrial and serious
Marina, specifically though, would get her a nice white human BF since she’s into racemixing

>be human in Inkopolis
>go to a splatfest
>round starts, immediately get covered in a bunch of pink ink
>don't die
>squids near you shudder in fear, even your teammates are fucking terrified of your immortality
>wipe the entire team with a squirt gun
Humans are the Splatoon equivalent of Devil May Cry demons.

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Water isn't acid.
Also, they could still kill you by doing something like jamming their ink gun down your throat and firing until you burst.

But can we come back like them or am I stuck with one life?

>Also, they could still kill you by doing something like jamming their ink gun down your throat and firing until you burst.
Are you fucking kidding? They're like five feet tall at best with no muscle. At their very best, they would be able to kill a ten year old child.

>we aren’t a race of war-loving hedonists

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>doing something like jamming their ink gun down your throat and firing until you burst

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We don’t love it, it’s just part of our problem-solving process. There’s a reason people develop shit like PTSD

Numbers are a hell of thing.
There's only so many 5 year olds you could take a once before you're overwhelmed.

Marina is Pearl-sexual. She is not going to getting any human BF.

>Woomy?

Pearl can’t compete with the big human cock

I feel like you're severely overestimating your physical capabilities and underestimating theirs. It's not like they're just squishy sacks of ink. They lug around big heavy weapons with ease. They also can "die" repeatedly while you only have one life. You could die by one of them tripping you and falling the wrong way resulting in brain damage. They could crack you upside the head with a dynamo and snap your neck. You could be flattened against the pavement with a stingray. In that sense you're way more fragile than they are.

they carry giant rollers
could probably crush a human

I feel like people are completely underselling the destructive capabilities of the weapons here. Killer Wails are sonic based weapons, humand can't ignore that. You also have Sting Ray which goes through everything, so I can't possibly imagine the horrific shit that's going on with the human body when their internals are filled with ink.

why does she wish humans were real?

I'm almost 99% certain that her's is larger and thicker.

Page 1:

>With the maturation of us Octarians comes the transformation into a rather helpless shaped person. Donning clothes, shoes, and tentacles on the head, they seem stiff and pitiful. Thus, underlings which quickly gain skill are said to have an advantage, there being no evil from this.

>The shapeshifting Octolings, liking hip-hop, take on a stance in replica. Copying the clothes from Inkling magazines, they emit an aggressively old-timey aura. This style seems to be of the 80’s. Due to that, there are many children who like a dark, spunky style.

>Transformation of an Octarian
>Far left: A 1.5 Twintacle Octotrooper soldier is dis-aligned.
>Far right: Inkopolis magazine
>The reason for the transformation of an Octoling’s body is not really understood, nor does everybody really care about it. Due to the loneliness of dis-aligned soldiers, there are theories, but whatever the truth is, it isn’t known. The time of the start of the transformation, as in the image, is estimated into stages, and it is understood that one decides to slowly stretch out their body.

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Her forehead maybe

>Marina, specifically though, would get her a nice white human BF since she’s into racemixing
This. She very clearly wants that human cock
BTW that one user said a while ago that he'd consider writing a, user x Marina story, I hope it happens one day

Stole this from a previous thread.

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>Page 2:

>Our people, characterized by diligent honesty, go into turf wars and ranked battles with seriousness. You can see it on our faces. Though too dedicated, and rather unforgiving in disputes, we know how incredibly important teamwork is.

>In the Inkling world, the Octarians recorded in textbooks are serious and smart. So, this time, let us eat our meals together.

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No, pretty sure we're talking about her 18" cock here.

I like how a lot of the Splatoon lore is just "this shit works this way because it does, even the people in the setting just roll with it"

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>I feel like you're severely overestimating your physical capabilities and underestimating theirs
I'm not, and I'll show you how in a second.
>They lug around big heavy weapons with ease.
You mean these plastic Nerf guns?
>You could die by one of them tripping you and falling the wrong way resulting in brain damage.
I'll give you that.
>They could crack you upside the head with a dynamo and snap your neck.
>they carry giant rollers
Again, they're basically Nerf guns. They can't do shit, not to mention that the Dynamo specifically needs time to swing around for a normal Inkling (about half a second). It could be caught with human hands and immediately countered.
To show you how tiny Inkling muscles are, I'm going to give you a comparison in the next post.

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For threesomes with Pearl and her new boy toy

>human worship
BASED

Weird nipples

>suction cup nipples

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It was already posted in this one, dummy

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Perfect sucker nipples.

What about the washing machine? That's not a nerf gun.

18 cm maybe

DFC or DCT

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>user x Marina story
God if this happens I hope it's wholesome. A lot of the Splatoon lewd shit is weirdly dark

I can't find it so either I've gone totally blind finally or it's been deleted. Might be the previous thread where i stole it from earlier in the day you are referring to.

>They lug around big heavy weapons with ease.
Aren't they like four foot tall? If so those weapons aren't big in comparison to us and the fact that we can also lug around big heavy weapons that dwarf theirs.

>Marina fucks you with her 18'' gentacle
>it breaks off inside you
>"Alright, now let it fertilize you. That's how you guys work, right?"

>Octos like Hip Hop
I love those little fuckers

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that's cute

>You mean these plastic Nerf guns?
>It could be caught with human hands and immediately countered.
You have no idea what materials they're made out of or how heavy they actually are. There's also the huge guns that are basically the same size as they are. You can't compare them to human physiology simply because they appear to be human, and I suspect you seem to think they have the strength of a human child just because they resemble one.

No, they're definitely taller. Remember that Pearl, an inkling whose specifically stated and shown to be shorter than others is 145cm.

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I'd rather have Pearl's babies

>Instead of devil trigger it's human trigger

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splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Marina
Marina seems to be 5'10" tall, though Octarians are a little taller than inklings. I think most people just assume inklings are that height because we mostly play as younger teenagers

Here is an Inkling with the Nintendo Zapper. Normally, the human arm is thick enough to smoothly transition into the palm of its hand, but the inkling arm is half the size of its own palm (or even less) in width, proving their tiny stature. The only thing they have that's "close" to human size is their thighs, and that's if we put a petite human into question.
Fairly, the Dynamo would be around five and a half feet tall in comparison. In comparison, the Zweihänder, which is one of the largest swords to exist in human history, specifies that the sword itself be 84 inches tall (7 feet) in order to classify as one.

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Inklings are gonna get plenty of bones in them when they make contact with humans.

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And let's not forget that they are expected to hold a large container of ink as well. I can't imagine how heavy a four foot roller will be when soaked with ink.

You’re gay
Don’t talk to me

Yup, that's it.

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Didn't realize they were that tall. Humans still out class them though I mean if your argument is they could use their weapons then on an even scale you'd have to give the human a gun. And if your argument is they could bare handed over power us Marina is only 178cm and shes one of the taller inklings

Marina would be kidnapped!

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joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2907

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>marina
>inkling
>"only" 178cm

post more

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>You could die by one of them tripping you and falling the wrong way resulting in brain damage. They could crack you upside the head with a dynamo and snap your neck.
A competent human being could do the exact same kind of damage with just a few punches.

The ink on a roller probably wouldn't add to much weight depending on what kind of absorbing materiel is used. How heavy is ink in comparison to baseline water anyway?

And made to get fat!

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>humans are a mythical creature to them
>there's so many misconceptions
>Inklings are constantly asking if you have/can do all sorts of weird shit like if you can breath fire or if you have wings

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You do realize all the Inkling weapons have limiters on them, right? Ecto expac shows the Killer Wail is at least a goddamn city busting weapon when they are off.

Yeah i fucked up, meant octoling. 178cm is 5'10 user....how short are you?

they do? the fuck where is this info?

oh octo expansion...

Remind yourself that this is a jap game. 1,78 is giant to them.

>was fucking around
>human_worship is an actual tag

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Actually kinda cute

You realize we have weapons that can kill from miles away and go through titanium right? If we're only counting mobile weapons one shot of certain rifles would turn an inkling into a fine mist without them even knowing you're there.

All female inklings and octolings are for me and me alone
Every one of them from their babies to their grannies are all mine
Don’t even THINK about looking at one without my permission, they’re all MINE

I only came into this thread for lewd squids.

>How heavy is ink in comparison to baseline water anyway?
Incredibly so if you take its behavior in Salmon Run into consideration. Ink is still on the ground even after the tide has risen and then receded.

You're bringing military might into the equation where the original situation proposed was that a single human could wreck inklings with ease. Of course we as a species could win if we dropped a nuke on inkopolis, Tartar basically already did that in the bad end in OE.

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The Killer Wail is a man-portable mass-produced weapon. Any inkling with a loud enough voice is capable of delivering similar firepower at any time, any place.

That's the only reason I enter any Splatoon thread

No I'm not, ask /k/ if only the military has or knows how to shoot those rifles.

>Octolings
We'll have to fight on that one

You're in the wrong thread, pal. This is the new Yea Forums branch of the Squid Research Lab.

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So I'm writing a lewd Splatoon story, but do the inklings actually drink water? Probably a dumb question but I do genuinely wonder

>The Killer Wail is a man-portable mass-produced weapon
So is a nuclear bomb. But either way in one on one I'd still say in a human vs an inkling the human has the edge. But i respect your opinion on it.

That was stated to be world destroying though, so you really need to dig deep for a single weapon to deliver that ludicrous amount of firepower to compare it to. It's like an ink-based version of a death star laser.

They drink sodas which are just carbonated water with syrup so yes, unless Sean is selling some wild shit at his stall.

What if an Inkling lifted you with one hand and chokeslammed you haha

It’s too late I already won

I figured, I guess it's just that being fully submerged is bad for them

>You could be flattened against the pavement with a stingray.
If you were already fucking weak and pathetic enough to let a squid fill up its special gauge in the first place, it could

1v1, a human is bigger and stronger and will win in a straight up fight but Inklings don't really fight with brute strength. I mean, in a contest of splatfest, it will depend on what weapons are being used as there is nothing a human can do to not get killed by a Stingray.

Have fun for me then

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Aquatic lifeforms began to evolve
>the life forms who have in the last tens of millions of years have evolved very very little because there wasn't much need suddenly rapidly evolve for no reason since their habitats hadn't really changed much

>as there is nothing a human can do to not get killed by a Stingray.
How fucking incompetent are you? The Sting Ray moves incredibly slow, the only way you couldn't avoid it is if you were an obese piece of shit who never used his legs before.

Those incredible things would also include Inklings and Octolings

>those weird little Octo enemies are all children
>both campaigns had us kill underage Octo soldiers

It's almost like the lore is silly and isn't meant to be taken that seriously

Maybe but there isn't much an inkling could do to fight against a bullet. Either way user I concede. We're are getting far to close to deadliest warrior tier shit here fren.

Top kek

>Inklings/Octolings encounter human
>Cant communicate of course
>Be surprised because a human has rougher skin, has hair and is very tall and built in comparison to them (as if comparing a Gorilla to a human)
>Surprised that humans have similiar fashion choices
>Shoot with ink to test reaction out
>Fucker is IMMUNE
>Humans seen as a race of demigods

I thought they implied somewhere that most octarians just look like the walking tentacles and that the humanoid ones were kind of a recent thing

No damn it, I'm gonna piss and moan about that and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>and is very tall and built in comparison to them (as if comparing a Gorilla to a human)
Unless you're like 7' tall then you're not that much bigger. Marina is almost 6' herself

The real question is how would they react to my white ink

>they all have massive code lyoko heads
At least it makes sense in splatoon I guess

>you will never compare boners with Inkling and Octo boys
>you will never compare cum shots

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They'd constantly try to get it out and accidently rip your dick off

>sneak up behind a human and slam it over the head with a roller in a surprise sneak attack to splat it
>it falls down and just kind of lays there like an idiot with its eyes closed while everyone watches in confusion

Kida or teenagers in anime are usually drawn with slightly bigger heads. It helps to make them look childlike. And in that regard, Marina is a little more human-proportioned than most in Splatoon

>Octolings treat the game of turf war as an actual war game

Octokids confirmed for best species

PULL MY
>human trigger
>mammal trigger
>homo trigger
>monkey trigger
>hair trigger

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If that human got knocked out it would eventually regain consciousness and beat the shit out of that inkling

you ever consider that you could just smack their face open by punching them? Their faces are just goo, they have no real muscle from what we've seen, so its not unreasonable to believe they would just splat by being punched

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It goes through everything and will fill up the human with ink inside their body. The human will instantly die when his blood vessel and organs are all clogged up with ink. Just even the starting 'beam' will be fatal and that shit is almost laser fast.

I'm talking about when it turns, retard.

I can’t wait until we meet aliens and the first thing we do is try to fuck them
It would be pretty badass

Arr rook same

How does that work? Aren't rollers pretty light on the end and covered in soft material? I always thought the rollers were only doing damage to inkling because they're covered in ink.

Did they explain why humans don't exist?

Turning is only needed if it had somehow misses the almost hitscan laser that goes through every object.

Yeah

We kept genociding each other til it got boring and said fuck it let's go out with one big genocide party.

The roller itself would instantly break like some cheap window blind. It's made of plastic for fuck sake.

God I want to cuddle a squid

Why do people think pressurized ink doesn't hurt? Inklings can kill Salmonids with their weapons and those things aren't made of ink.
The Dynamo Roller is confirmed to be about 180 lbs, Inklings are pure muscle.

You'll have to explain why you find that appealing, it's has to be one of the worst ways to die.
If enough is forced inside you, your stomach and lungs will burst and even if it does't cause your skin to rupture, you're still a dead man walking because of massive internal damage and the liquids now seeping into your other systems.

Nuclear armageddon. Survivors all died out eventually. Sealife evolved, moved into the empty human cities, adopted their culture and made it their own.

Where is that confirmed?

>You'll have to explain why you find that appealing
I don't think you want to go down the rabbit hole of that tag user.

>The Dynamo Roller is confirmed to be about 180 lbs
source: your ass

How do you know what it's made out of?

I think that's the user that keeps saying everything is a nerf gun/weapon hence it must be made of plastic.

This would explain why there's no melee attack option despite the game being a shooter. Getting hit with ink is all well and good but a single rifle-butt would cave their squishy heads in permanently.

Because steel isn't fucking green you mongoloid.

Well certain weapons in splatoon would make sense to be made of plastic, metal would leak wood is right out, and glass would be to fragile.

>It's made of plastic for fuck sake.
Art book and developer interviews. The interviews also state things like the art style isn't canon so Inkling actually have normal human proportions, or that Jellyfish aren't individual people, just a single hivemind and the individuals are just mimicking normal life forms, shit's weird. In regards to the Dynamo, I literally have the S1 artbook open and it's saying the Dynamo Roller has a motor and requires oiling.

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Did you forget metal can come in different colors?

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It’s over, Cephalopod-boys
Your women can’t resist the BIG HUMAN TENTACLE

Some would be and some wouldn't. I mean, you have a washing machine, so good luck trying to explain that as plastic especially given it has to have functional moving parts to spiral the ink.

Hedonist and asshole are not the same thing.

>be human meeting inklings
>accidentally fall into some water
>inklings panic and don't know what to do
>swim back up just fine, inklings relieved
>playfully splash water at them
>kill some of them not knowing water is their weakness

>Art book and developer interviews. The interviews also state things like the art style isn't canon so Inkling actually have normal human proportions
>Inkling actually have normal human proportions
Opinion discarded.

>ywn give ink and octo boys the feeling of a human dick...

user...

>live the rest of your life an acholic knowing you killed those innocent children who just wanted to save you. Your life going onto a downward spiral before you finally end it all.

M-more big hipped cephelo-boys?

>they come back via their spawn mechanic
>everyone shares a laugh and since you're immune to water, they invite you to hunt Salmon eggs with them
>a few hours later, humanity is now extinct again

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Inklings are canonoically 4 foot 11 on average, Nogami confermed it in an interview. Nothing in the metro is built for humans.

>ywn play with your octo-boys afro

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>Talk in a game about ink
>Forgetting that painting and coloring exists
Are you okay there, user?

So do they in lore have the ability to come back to life or is that just game mechanics?

Was it for the taller species or just a weird aesthetic?

Respawn points are an in-universe thing.

>Nothing in the metro is built for humans.
Then w-who was it built for user?

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Really? source?

they have it
our idols have both taken a water dip and are still around

Fuck me, they stole our New-U technology

>Pull out dick
>Say it's my friendliness/greeting ritual tentacle or whatever
>Becauce Inks and Octos reproduce differently, they believe me
>Free suction cup handjobs and blowjobs where I tell them to only suck

I want him to sit on me

>be black
>still drown

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these little bastards will fear

my dick

Reminder Inks and Octos have an age of consent law of 8

They'll just respawn, stop being such a baby.

The big fuckers in the Metro

>inklings await for your respawn
>you never do because you're human

So I'm supposed to assume that it's a metal weapon... why? Do you own a metal squirt gun? Is your water gun made from stainless steel? No? Then it follows that inkling weapons are not fucking metal until it actually LOOKS like metal. The whole "it can be painted" argument has no fucking weight because all it does is reinforce biased guesswork over logical observation.

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>the human population was decimated
So, reduced by a tenth? What about the surviving 90%?

Probably one of these lads, or someone similar.
The second Artbook, it gives a description of how the respawn points work. Basically it's a Keurig but with squids instead of coffee.

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>The whole "it can be painted" argument has no fucking weight because all it does is reinforce biased guesswork over logical observation

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It looks more like metal than it does plastic, and your only argument for it being plastic is "dude it's fucking green."

Died out over the course of the 10,000 years between humanity’s fall and the rise of the sea people

Better to have an "only argument" than no argument at all.

What human technology or technique would the inklings be baffled by?

I don't think you understood the math here.

>There's only so many 5 year olds you could take a once before you're overwhelmed.
Challenge accepted. BRING ON THE 5-YEAR OLDS.

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But "dude it's fucking green" is no argument at all.

Are you retarded or have you never played Splatoon before? Splatoon weapons can be made of anything, including metal. We have a weapon called the fucking Bamboozler that uses bamboo. Hydra Splatling is a literal fire hydrant turned into a gun.

Here's a list of weapons made of metal.
>Splash O' Matic
>Sploosh O' Matic
>Aero Spray
>every single Blaster minus maybe the Luna Blaster
>E Liter
>Dynamo Roller
>Slosher
>Sloshing Machine
>Hydra Splatling

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Ignoring the actual makeup of the thing, reflects light more like metal than plastic. There's my logical observation.

Wii U's

I don’t think Inklings care enough about anything to be baffled
Octolings would be very impressed with a lot of our higher-end combat technology though. Shit like railway cannons, the space station, tanks, battleships, and other massive fuck-machines would probably make them extra moist

W-Where did the inkling boy go? He had a nice butt.

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Plenty of humans were baffled by it, so it's not a stretch.

Where he went is not important

>using the gold dynamo roller as your cherrypicked evidence
looks like plastic. It's not a dynamo, it's a roller. Nobody called it a Dynamo except for you, because you're a faggot who can't handle losing a simple argument.

PTSD is for pussies

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Unironically our smartphones. Human smartphones. Human smartphone technology has peaked, while theirs look like 4th gen iPhones. Also, considering how fashion-conscious inklings are, they would absoloutely adore them.

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If we wanna go into the lore, the original turf war weapons were metal Splattershot jr's. They weighed a ton and were a pain to use. Most of those are in private collections rather than on the battlefield now though.
That said, don't underestimate the power of ink weapons just because woomies can take it.

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Ur mom had a pussy

If anything, you're the one cherrypicking a single roller out of all of them. And the rod in it does look like metal. Look at the way the light is on the curve close to the brush part.

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What the fuck? If they're nerf guns, explain why they use the exact same weapons to fight and kill Salmonids, who are literally just mutant fish and aren't ink based at all. You know shooting pressurized, condensed ink can hurt you right? Do you think the masks and armor were used in real life paintball matches are just for show?

>Bones
>Gigantic flesh golems
>Mastery over Water
>80% water
>Immune to death by ink
We would be as gods to them

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Inklings have smartphones

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>flingza roller
Another cherrypicked example.
Here's the STANDARD Splat roller. Notice how there's very few metal bits.

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>gigantic
Read the thread Vergilfriend

Inkling tech is on par with humans, hell Pearl mentions Maguro Oddysey, so it's exactly on par.

>"A 12,000-year-old fossil of a creature with an odd internal skeleton. Its small skull indicates the creature was likely primitive with little intelligence. This specimen appears to have been fossilized in the middle of some kind of ritual."
play the game, dumbass

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>all those woomy's you jacked too where actually a ngyes

So they can carry metal and plastic? So neither of you are wrong?

Do they have restrooms of any sort? What would a human do if they had to go really bad?

I do. I just posted that picture as a joke.

Jump into the ocean and pee

Meh, technology is more of an octarian thing. Also, your typing style is autistic.

>Page 1:

>Emergency Alert
>What Sanitization is

>Octarians seen in the Deepsea Metro are different than the normal variety, being blue in color, vacant-eyed, and completely compliant to orders. This time, in pursuing them, we discovered a secret. Normal Octarians, passed under a machine, will immediately become black-eyed with a blue body. Simultaneously, they’ll lose all their memories in a terrible spectacle. We overheard the words of a nearby worker, calling this “Sanitization”, though this more or less appears to be brainwashing.

>Page 2:

>The Octarians working soullessly in the sanitization factory also have blue bodies. The Octarians that are packed tightly are being sent from the “Belly Phase” to respective test sites.

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Humans aren't made of fingernails.

It also looks lightweight and flimsy like what a giant paint roller would.

>Apparently ink peoples are meant to be human proportioned and the artstyle is cute and small on purpose.
Huh, learn something new a day and all that. Still, our dense hard bodies and our immunity to deadly water would have them in awe of us

What would inkling do against paintball guns?

Strapping plastic to a metal rod doesn't make the metal rod less metal or dangerous.

i always imagine they have to have the same pressure of firehouse in order to shoot ink out as far as they can

Paint isn’t ink so it would probably just hurt like being shot by a paintball gun with no armor would

>Belly Phase as in one of the levels you pass through in the escape sequence.

>The machines here are probably the final pass of what’s drafted out in those concepts. (In JP all the phases have slightly more descriptive names rather than “phase”, this one is “Stomach Sanitization Site”.)

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And how do you know that's how it's made, faggot?

I dunno about that. I mean, with the relevation that the weapons in Splatoon have built-in limiters and without them, we get spammable city buster weapons, and whatever bullshit they have for shifty stations and kettles, I feel the idea that Octoling would be impressed by large scale engineering and more dakka is a bit of a stretch.

Not the ultra-modern ones we have. Compare the picture you posted to a zenphone 6
Please no bully

we'd be like xenomorphs to them.

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Would any of the sea people find fish based media like Spongebob, Shark Tale and Finding Nemo offensive?

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I’m just going off of what Marina likes and assuming she’s pretty average for an Octoling

Lol me in the middle

The Squid Sisters love SpongeBob.

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>bones
>gigantic flesh golems
>literally come from water

>still die to ink
What makes you think humans would be any exception? If if we don't explode like Inkings do, getting shot by a Splattershot Pro would be the equivalent to getting pelted with rocks. I don't understand why people seem to think Splatoon wepaons have no kick behind them when we've seen Inklings can shoot and damage things besides other Inklings and that the Turf Wars in game were based off of the actual wars fought 100 years before the story.

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>Shark Tale
Humans find that offensive as well.

In the fact we would hug their faces and fill them with alien material right?

And then you die to a routine Salmonoid expedition.

Do you find tv shows about monkeys offensive?
They might think it’s a little weird that an octopus is named Squidward

Yeah, it's called love

Because Inklings are literally slightly dried blobs of ink and the salmon look like half-rotten fish.

Marina is a /g/ autist, don't use her as a reference.

That's no argument at all, Inklings can still kill Salmonids.

I've never seen a squid with woomies that big

Have you never seen fish bones before? They are fucking pathetic.
I'm also sure Salmon don't drink milk.

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Once again, it reflects light like metal. Compare the way the dark green parts look to the light green.

I quoted one post before I meant to, I meant compare to the picture in

A /gk/ double autist, even worse.

I assume most octos are somewhat of a /g/ autist based on their industrial culture and cyberpunk aesthetic

Holy shit, this water gun is made of metal!

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Marina designs WMDs on her days off as an idol, so I wouldn't take what she does as the norm.

Penis on top lol

more nogami interview splatoon lore

>“What do squid kids eat?” I walked away from our conversation feeling more confused than ever about Inkopolis and the strange little creatures who live there.

“One thing we know about the world of Splatoon is that mammals are basically gone,” said Nogami, seated across from me in a small room behind Nintendo’s booth. “So they don’t eat beef or pork or the meat of mammals.” With Splatoon 2 playing on a screen, Nogami walked his Inkling over to a corner in Inkopolis square where a bright ad played for cereal. A crab chowed down on a bowl of milky carbs. “There’s no mammals, so whatever is being poured over the cereal might not be milk,” Nogami laughed.

>Hm. Okay. So what do Inklings eat? “Veggies, birds, fish,” said Nogami. “Some bread.”

>So if Inklings eat fish, I asked, do they eat squids? “Inklings in this world are an evolved form of the squids in our world,” said Nogami. “Things like the food chain still exist.” Nogami said it’s possible that squids exist in Inkopolis the way they do IRL, adding that, if they do, “it’s definitely possible that an Inkling could potentially eat squids.”

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You know fish are not very durable creatures right? Especially rotten looking ones.

>he doesn’t commit war crimes in between shifts at his job
What are you, a faggot or something?

Marina is a fucking nerd!

they would get split in half by my peanus weanus of course

Imagine an inkling BR eating a Squid dish.

>Um Delicia

uma delicia

tough talk for a fella with a small cock

Since Nogami had confirmed the potential for squid cannibalism, I wondered whether Inklings have any natural predators.

>Nogami explained that the world of Splatoon has its own version of the food chain. “From what I understand, salmon in our world will eat squid if they have the opportunity,” he said. That’s reflected in Splatoon 2’s Salmon Run mode, in which big, terrifying Salmonids—a race of ridiculous fish creatures—can eat Inklings. They’ll just swallow ‘em up. I never thought of that as canon Splatoon biology, but hey, now we know.

On the screen beside us, Nogami walked his Inkling avatar over to a lounging cat. Under it sat a bowl and within the bowl, a small piece of salmon.

>Nogami smiled. So, cats eat salmon, which eat Inklings, which eat carbs, veggies, fruit, birds, fish, maybe squids and, also, Crusty Sean? Said Nogami: “How things are actually happening in the food chain in the world of Splatoon we’ll leave that to the imagination.”

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We can tell that Splatoon weapons arent very powerful for a few reasons
>Projectile mass, speed, and range
Splatoon weapons generally send "bursts" of ink(fairly low mass projectile based on the size and the fact that its just ink) at speeds insufficient to launch more than 20 meters usually. The speed could also be calculated but its clearly not moving much faster than water shot out of a modern squirt gun just by looking at it. There are some exceptions like the charge shots, but even then the range and projectile mass isnt even as much as a primitive bow and arrow.

What can I say? I'm just a sociopath that doesn't want to commit war crimes. I'm a monster.

>imagine

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Dont curse.....

>splatfest begins
>get cocky and stride out into the middle of battle because human
>someone Killer Wail's you
>inner organs burst and you are deaf
>die from ruptured internals

HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR

Does Judd kill and eat Salmonids

Marina is a freaking nerd!

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Well I have my dick, my mouth, and both of my hands so that’s at least 4 little girls

>Jet Li the ONE

Probably some squids are sneaking bits of salmonid out of the workzone to give to Judd for """"good luck"""" in future ranked matches.

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older interview

During the interview, Famitsu asks if things like the characters’ “heads tall” ratio were firmly decided when characters were still rabbits. The developers were basically asked about body proportions and how big the head was going to be compared to the body as a whole.

>Inoue and Nogami replied:

>Inoue: “That wasn’t changed to an extent. As this is an action game, if you don’t make the action easy to see to a certain degree, it feels out of touch, so it was decided to have big legs and hands.”

>Nogami: “There was also a reason to have a low ‘heads tall’ ratio. You can tell when a character is covered in ink from an attack because the head is big. It isn’t so just to make them look cute.”

We also have some additional comments about the Squid Sisters. Inoue and Nogami shared the following words about the two characters:

>Inoue: “The world of Splatoon takes place 12,000 years after the present time and the Squid Sisters are those who receive messages from 12,000 years ago. Like there would be a discussion ‘rice or bread?’ in current time, and those words fly to another planet and bounce back for them to receive. Those divine messages come from kami-sama [kami means a god, sama is a honorific like -san].”

>Nogami: “Kami-sama is written as ‘paper’ when using kanji [kami has several meanings, two of which are a god and paper], so the topic of Splatfest comes as a fax-like paper. That’s where the name kami-sama comes from (laughs).”

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Here's the way I see it
Ink shooters do not fire an especially fast projectile, at least in comparison to firearms. The velocity of each ink shot seems to be just about as fast as your given airsoft gun. That said, this is where all similarities immediately and abruptly end. From what we can tell, the ink itself is super dense -shooting a hardwood crate with a splattershot splinters it in seconds, and you'd be hard pressed to find any airsoft capable of that. ell, you'd be hard pressed to find any small arms capable of that short of any given 7.62 GPMG like an M240B. From this, we can educe that inkling/octoling ink is dense as all hall, and you'd likely suffer immediate and fatal internal injuries form sustaining so much as one hit.

On the note of that density, we also have the water issue; WATER IS NOT ACID. It does not make the inklings dissolve. Were it otherwise, the native humidity in the air would kill them. Try this in game: stand in a body of water up to your waist - your inkling/octoling will be just fine and take no damage. It's falling into a body of water deep enough to sink in that kills you. As we know ink is dense, the cephs themselves are dense. That why water kills them. It's not that it's acid to them - they just can't swim. Take note before you think you'll be their Rambo with that super soaker.

Lastly, we have to consider strength, measured with things like rollers and brushes. This has been debated with the whole metal vs plastic thing, but even regardless of material (for the record, I do believe the dynamo is mostly metal framed), you have a giant roller with enough ink in it to cover a sizable portion of ground. We already went over how dense that ink is. imagine a roller filled with it. I practice HEMA with longsword and spadone (Italian renaissance greatsword). My spadone is only five pounds, but after practicing with it for over an hour with minimal breaks, I''ll get winded. Imagine how heavy a full dynamo roller is. Do the math.

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>Not using each finger
>Not using each toe
>Not using your balls

I get to beat 22 more girls than you

And? The point is thinking we're "immune" to pressurized shots of an extremely thick liquid is retarded. Even water can kill us if fired fast enough, and look at that, Inklings already have that covered on top of the Stingray heating the ink to the point of boiling.

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Another topic brought up during the interview was the design points of the Inkling boy and girl. Inoue mentioned that they wanted to make elements such as the eyes and tentacles easily visible, but the form and silhouette were given a great deal of attention.

Inoue and Nogami carried out the following conversation:

>Inoue: “Having a broader pelvis than shoulder width and the athlete-like form give an impression of a sporty character who is satisfied with his/her real life (laughs). The Inkling boy and girl were drawn as 17-year-olds at the time of designing and they have an ‘I’m cool’ attitude. It seems like 17-year-old girls think they’re the strongest beings alive. I thought like that, too. ”

>Nogami: “It’s like there is nothing scary in the world (laughs).”

>Inoue: “That also fits well with the setting of Inklings being mischievous and shooting ink. That age is the last moment for seeing painting ink as something cool. If Inklings were a little older, it would be a bit childish. The messing around was designed to look like a sport. Later the corners of the Inklings mouth and the bottom of their eyelids were raised. As a result, they weren’t quite that cute looking and they got a cheeky mood to them. We thought a great deal of that kind of image.”

>Inoue: “The girl and the boy were drawn with a same kind of image in mind, but when comparing the boy and girl, the boy has a somewhat obedient image. However, they share the same age.”

>Nogami: “When it comes to the setting, they are 14 years old, but they were designed as having a mood of 16-17-year-olds.”

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Oh look, Inklings are actually huge.
Or more accurately, the art team doesn't give a shit and goes with what looks best for that shot, and leaves it to the Nogami and the lore writers to sort shit out. They're ~5 feet, Nogami confermed it himself.

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You also have the fact that they can canonically super jump. If it's all leg muscles, they are not weak at all but if it's something else like ink propulsion, they have just become the equivalent of a human-sized artillery shell. Whatever the case, they are far from being the equivalent of 5 year olds.

I love Callie!

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During one point of the discussion, Inoue and Nishimori spoke about how the Inkling design centered around the girl at first.

They said:

>“The main emphasis was on the girl, to the extent that we thought at first whether it would be alright to not have a boy (laughs).” – Inoue

>“When having a chance to design a new character, there is the fact that it’s rare to have a girl lead in a Nintendo title and also having a strong and active female may make it easier to become accepted overseas. The design was centered on the girl at first, and then the design of a boy was thought of in comparison.” – Nishimori

Finally, Minegishi talked about how the tunes in Octo Valley are like techno and how they differ from the music in Turf War. Note that the second paragraph spoils some of the fun regarding the final boss.

>“I created all of them exactly as something similar to techno. First I thought to completely change the musical direction so it would be easy to recognize that they are different from the types of songs used in Turf War. Octo Valley has a feeling of being alone behind closed doors, even with Cuttlefish giving orders, and that is in contrast with noisy and hectic sports-like image of Turf War. Also it’s like the Octo side broadcasts their music in order to control the many Octarians.”

>“DJ Octavio and his direct subordinates compose the music. Octarians somehow cross talk into the protagonist’s headphones. The ‘zazzazzazza’ rhythm gives an image of controlled Octarians marching and that mechanical feeling is put together in techno.”

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This, Inklings don't have their ingame proportions in actuality. They have gangly arms ingame so they don't look weird holding their massive weapons.

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>If Inklings were a little older, it would be a bit childish
So inklings become wagies after all?

cute

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Shit's confusing when giant Nintendo systems are floating around in a stage

Yup

please keep posting

I wonder if there are discussions about humans on ikachan /x/

Next, Inoue and Nogami commented on the Squid Sisters. Inoue first pointed out that their function is to act as Splatfest announcers, and they make the polarity easier to understand. The latter point pertains to how there are two options in every Splatfest, and each is represented by one Squid Sister.

Nogami also said:

>“The staff was very particular on the dialogue, like ‘Marie doesn’t say a thing like that’, so some adjustments were made. Originally, before they were idols, they were called ‘shrine maidens’ and their role was to transmit divine messages from god to people.”

Next, Tsuji confirmed that sound effects were created from scratch:

>“Yes. I thought there was no other choice to have sounds of a liquid with such high viscosity than creating them myself. So I went shopping alone during work hours (laughs). I focused on buying things with high viscosity, like borax (an ingredient in making toy slime), starch, solidified jelly and wood glue. Later the person responsible for accounting was calculating these costs and inquired like ‘What’s this?’ I had the difficulty of explaining, ‘I use them in creating sounds of ink!’ (strained laugh)”

To close things out, Minegishi left this interesting message for fans:

>“By the way, a punk rock band Squid Squad is currently popular in the world of squids, but perhaps the trend will shift a bit in the future, and a different band may appear. Please look forward to it.”

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Those are giant Squidtendo systems, if you look close all the labels and games are in squidspeak instead of English or Japanese. They aren't a useful measure of size.

They talk about how they want to own a human and play with their "tentacle"!

We’ll end things with some comments from Minegishi about DJ Octavio:

>“It happened in this order: first the name Takowasa [Octavio in the Japanese version, tako means octopus] was decided, then he changed from a wasabi maker to a DJ, and then scratching music was put in (laughs). This background music starts with a rhythm ‘don don don don’ and it was decided to match the rhythm perfectly with the making of wasabi.”

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>The staff was very particular on the dialogue, like ‘Marie doesn’t say a thing like that’, so some adjustments were made.
I would kill for the chance to ask them what they think about the localization.

This guy likes to laugh a lot

Cute

They are the ones who let treehouse shit all over it, I don't care about their opinion.

>they were called ‘shrine maidens’ and their role was to transmit divine messages from god to people.

But Callie and Marie are goddesses themselves

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without a dout
human posting thread after thread

I want to tell Marina we owned her color as slaves!

He’s nervous

to polite to critisize it

besides. i doubt they have much of a say in it

Closing it off with this beautiful squid.

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She’d be into it due to all her internalized guilt over working for the octarians

I-Is this octo cp?

I wonder what their Yea Forums is like. I bet it's not that different.

I thought she moved on after OE?

This is the octoling version of that painting of Adam finger-bumping with God

M-MODS HELP HE POSTED CP

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She still feels guilty

>squidstation goldfaces
Can a drawfag get on this?

More real leaks since their Nintendo lets squiddos in for battles.

Friend

>straight octoboy
Non canon.

Don't be a dong

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I think I've said this before but Marina would be a tripfag who asks for her persona to be drawn in every drawthread