New Minecraft expansion looks good
New Minecraft expansion looks good
Ian Phillips
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Jacob Price
Andrew Roberts
Kayden White
Liam Adams
Connor Lee
Camden James
Owen Evans
Why yes i prefer dogs to cats how could you tell ?
Cooper Collins
Dogs are for chads
Meme dogs (corgi, shiba etc.) are for basedboys
Cats are for low T incels and trannies
Dominic Stewart
Oh how could I tell? Because you look like the type of worm I normally pay no mind to. But I’ll humor you this time.
Ryder Wilson
He finally became strong enough for those potions
Andrew White
>Yea Forums will never have another minecraft server due to autist and reddit memes
I still remember when we made a sun worshiping cult and almost completed an giant underground city before the autist admin got buttmad and decided to godmode everything we build out of existence.
I hope you are all doing well brothers.
Nathan Cox
One must inject steroids to get this swole.
Lincoln Martinez
>Kot thread
> d*g cultists come out of nowhere to shit up the thread
really make you oinder
Robert Lee
Because you're holding a dog, you moron.
Luis Peterson
seething c*tcucks
Aaron Bailey
dog owners are very insecure, why else would they want a needy pet that wants to be around them 24/7 constantly showing affection
Jayden Allen
I wish I could fuck a cat but my dong wouldn't fit :(
Lincoln Allen
Damn is it that small ?
Hudson Carter
yeah cats have very tiny little pussies
you can barely fit a the tip of a pinky
Jack Wilson
Joseph Hill
Elijah King
lmao who the fuck makes these
Aiden Cruz
based
Ryder Johnson
Jaxon Ross
More cat edits please
Tyler Sanchez
Brayden Morales
Based wordfilter holding this simp down and giving him the tender rape
Parker Phillips
Ayden Rivera
>still no sim where you play as a cat
Why the hell are there so few games where you just fuck around as animals? I want my National Geographic party game voiced by David Attenborough already.
Oliver James
That guy is gay 100%
Landon Ross
Jason Torres
Based cat thread
Nathaniel Fisher
Cats you say?
Isaac Young
Logan Turner
Get your weeb shit out this is for felines not faggots
Connor Nelson
Colton Jones
fucking underrated
Isaac Nelson
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Robert Jackson
Confess your sins to Pope Catulas, Yea Forums.
Christian Perez
Brown bricks in minecrap.
Xavier Lewis
>my f-father
>was a bankrobber
youtube.com
Jonathan Thompson
CAT THREAD YEAAAAAH BABY OOOOOH YEAAAAH LETS CELEBRATE BY LAUGHING AT THIS STUPID NIGGER DOG GETTING ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED BY UBERMENSCH KATZE
>liveleak.com
>liveleak.com
DONT FORGET TO TURN ON SOUND HAHAHAHAHA
Luis Clark
Hunter Butler
Why is crying cat such a top-tier meem?
Angel Jenkins
Parker Richardson
another shitbull
Camden Morgan
At least post a real anime cat
Christian Nelson
shithead subhumans, not pulling their nogdog away, laughing when it gets what it hadcoming. plus keeping a tiger on a leash, these "people", and I use that term loosely here, need cleansing
Mason Reyes
Adam Walker
god i hate them. shouldnt even exist, they are literal abominations.
Asher Collins
I prefer originals
Nathan Sanders
Based
Caleb Mitchell
Cameron Lee
Jordan Hughes
Actual evidence that DEX > STR
Lincoln Fisher
based cat thread
Brandon Moore
rated them, good, okay, shit
Owen Jackson
how do you get your cat to do that? i tried but it doesnt work
Xavier Powell
why did the dog attack for seemingly no reason?
David Phillips
Imagine getting destroyed by a cat named Baby.
Dominic Ward
nigger tier fucking dogs
you can take a great many territorial animals of various intelligence levels and they all follow some basic rules of engagement
if what they are facing is bigger than them they either turn tail or attempt intimidation and if that don't work THEN they turn tail
but niggerbulls?
it attempted to intimidate the tiger and when that didn't work it stood only to get necked
even god damned geese have more sense than this
Alexander James
doggo too anger
Alexander Torres
can you see it?
Jaxson Brooks
Isaiah King
bow to the superior life form
Bentley Price
Aren't pitbulls legitimately brainfucked?
Michael Robinson
If cats are so great why are they so stupid?
Jayden Roberts
Tyler Evans
Why are cats so good?
Xavier Mitchell
reddit - the animal
Juan Reed
there are people who prefer dogs over this
Connor Carter
they are, they wouldnt even exist without human interference. same thing with pugs, who constantly have problems with breathing. really "pure" inbred fucking pugs cant even reproduce without help because their legs are too short. its even common among pugs that their huge eyes pop out of the eye socket, its fucking disgusting.
Ian Jones
t. tourist trying to fit in
Logan Kelly
Logan Morris
it's a pitbull
Ian Mitchell
Geese are really smart okay asshole
Brody Garcia
real dogs like german shephards are superior to cats because you can train them to do useful shit but not "dogs" like
William Campbell
german shepherd*
Kevin Campbell
make no mistakes, if that thing were double sized, it would tear your neck during your sleep
Dominic Jackson
cats are useful for fucking mice's and rat's shit up, on a farm/property, just let em roam and do their thing
Gavin Phillips
Henry Stewart
the regular survival mode is pretty fun now. wasn't much to do years ago and it was so lonely but now you can build a village
Robert Wilson
I understand that you are a leopard and all that but why the need to be angry?
Nathan Moore
i told wurm to do this they still haven't. people don't want empty towns
Jacob Hernandez
Baby Pinata
Liam Wilson
>a person who trusts a naturally violent animal calls himself "the dodo"
You
CANNOT
make this shit up
Joshua Flores
>youtube.com
btw is there a more magnificent animal than a snow leopard?
imagine actually being a snow leopard like in that vid. imagine being completely focused on your prey and chasing it down a hill like that, must be nice.
Asher Torres
kek never notice this one before.
Ryan Moore
Uma
Bentley Barnes
>make no mistakes, if that thing were double sized
You uhh, know these exist right?
Brandon Fisher
Jesus Christ man.
Gabriel Anderson
Jaxon Cooper
it's obvious what I meant
Wyatt Collins
My little apex predator cant be this cute!
Blake Jones
someone get some water on these mfers, kek
Jonathan Rodriguez
>leopard doesn't jump into the water after the goat
Aren't big cats natural swimmers? Surely it could've chased the goat down.
Thomas James
Based Cop. Pitbulls should be free to shoot and hunt until this shitbreed doesn't exist anymore.
Julian Bell
>that jump
Birdie ain't master of the sky anymore. It never ceases to amaze me how insanely high cats can jump
Joseph Lee
I should tell you that it's the nigger's dog.
Bentley Sullivan
The Dodo is a channel that just posts videos of all animals. I follow 'em on Facebook cause they always post cute doggos & cades.
Grayson Hernandez
Aww how cute. He is waiting for his snack to gain some weight.
Lucas Mitchell
I think that's just the face a cat makes when there's water up it's nose.
Mason Jenkins
>game has jumpscares
youtu.be
Owen Jones
>doggo
>pibble
>pitte
>snek
>birb
>fishe
>bune
>doe
Sebastian Walker
Plus cats for faggots ;^)
Nathaniel Rodriguez
why do people take pictures out of context like that?
Lucas Sullivan
>wojak poster criticizing anyone for anything
Jace Wilson
kek I only use doggo & cade, but thanks for the education so I can upgrade from regular faggot to hyper turbo HD remix faggot.
Christopher Edwards
In this case the best way to deal with them shouldn't just go for the eyes?
No matter if it's a pitbull or a bear, a hit in the eye is still going to be mad painful for them
Asher Collins
>aggressive melee fighter enemy has stealth
Gets me every time.
Christian Collins
because you're a homosexual male
James Jones
So how's Minecraft on Switch? I've got it on PS4 & PC, but I want something to play in bed.
Eli Richardson
when's the next Yea Forums OC? I'ts been a while since zoomer, boomer, npc, brainlet and tfw to intelligence.
Julian Powell
go ahead and stick any of your limbs near one of those nigger savage animals. the only reason the black dude isn't being torn to shreds is because the pits are his. if anyone else got closed they'd be fucked
Isaiah Myers
I've heard it works well.
Joseph Baker
very well. but it's tedious. minecraft is hard work
Gabriel Turner
i must say i would.
Austin King
Nathan Scott
more like this?
Bentley Collins
Christopher Ward
it's male cat. can't you see he's neutered?
Anthony Miller
nonetheless i would.
pp say more plz.
Andrew Garcia
I just started playing minecraft yesterday for the first time on my 30th birthday
Game is really fun!
Camden Parker
Christopher Evans
rabbies or it was trained to do so by its owner
Dominic Nelson
I'm playing it right now
Runs great, but i also have nothing to compare it to as its it's my first time playing
Kevin Foster
>why yes, I hate pitbulls. what gave it away?
Kayden Gomez
Nigger lover detected
Daniel Thompson
With the downward spiral of quality of these memes hopefully never.
Isaiah Thomas
Dylan Perez
Jesus Christ, these things look deformed.
Isaac Howard
because they are
Aiden Howard
they were fucking eating the smaller dog like a a coordinated hunting group of lions, they got what they deserved
Cameron Williams
Wait a sec! This isn't video games.
Landon Turner
They're cute
John Price
I'm imagining cracking it like a Break action
Samuel Bell
Daniel Bell
I'm imagining it snapping it's snout like a twig
Caleb Hughes
youtube.com
He's having a hard enough time getting through his day as it is
Bentley Diaz
convince me these dogs aren't suffering
Dominic Perez
is dis a kazooie?
Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Robinson
See, he's happy
Samuel Brooks
:O
Owen Young
>suffering
what? anatomy malformation?
Jeremiah Diaz
>little rat dogs
They are basically loud cats.
Brody Rodriguez
If we lived in a harsh society that took the battle to real life you wouldn't see mods abusing powers so vicariously and ignorantly because they know they'd be begging for a knock on the door from the happy people.
Samuel Hernandez
Sighthounds are healthy. No need to worry.
Nathan Morales
you don’t know what true suffering looks like
Hunter Mitchell
Cope weaklet
Austin Johnson
YOU
JUST
KNOW
Jackson Bennett
Joseph Williams
the cat brainwash meme is true to happened to me
Gabriel Adams
ever heard the conspiracy that cats are alien camcorder?
Jose Johnson
haha why the long face buddy
Matthew Edwards
He had a long and hard day at work
Nathaniel Wilson
They require 24/7 supervision and they're obnoxious
David Smith
I agree
Lucas Morales
Wtf man
James Kelly
redpilled
Blake James
Cats are okay but if you prefer them over dogs you're mentally ill.
Kayden Sanders
He looks sad
Christopher Powell
based uma
Chase Lee
cats are the aristocrats of the pet world, dogs are lowly jesters and serfs. only good for doing work or making fools of themselves performing silly tricks
Samuel Perez
>if you prefer the lower maintenance animal, you're mentally ill
Xavier Jackson
Which one Yea Forums
Luke Edwards
My ancestor
Matthew Phillips
Don't you mean the aristocats of the pet world?
Michael Smith
no actually, i didn't mean that at all!
Jackson Flores
Seeing the 3rd one without the edit is so bizarre.
Nice to know the original sad eye picture too.
Tyler Walker
my legs are numb
Joshua Wright
He is literally Chad. He is the antithesis of gay, you jealous faggot.
Jace Flores
Oh god I can
William Russell
>cats don't care about their ow-
Logan Cook
most fit guys are gay
women just care about the face, only gays are into muscular dudes
John Anderson
why does every pet thread eventually devolve into cat vs dog faggotry?
Jaxon Ross
it's stupid. cat and dog owners should come together for pittbull hatred. we all hate pitts right?
Camden Green
see
Isaiah Russell
cat thread needs best cat
Angel Carter
I'll post two of my favorite cats
Matthew White
Fucking fantastic! Why is that bird awake at night though?
Charles Davis
This is my experience as well. The women in my life cringe at meatheads without exception. A lithe physique with wide shoulders is what they go for.
Brody Nelson
They're just so cute
Jaxson Taylor
based
Mason Watson
of course someone already has an HD texture pack out
Sebastian Ross
Based animal lover who doesn’t serially rank the things he loves but parallel processes them.
Brayden Cruz
Alexandria is a walking meme.
Hunter Harris
>lower maintenance
Yeah but they also don't do anything, where as a dog will be loyal and play with you and shit.
Ryder Perez
YO LIL' DOGGIE
Gabriel Reed
Delicia
Jordan Hughes
Based wojak poster makes retarded redditors seeth.
Charles Lopez
so you want a toy, not a pet
William Richardson
Imagine a Majora's Mask type game where you play as a crow stuck in a time loop where you can explore a town and fuck around causing havoc. You can even break the window of losers sitting on the computer talking about hypothetical games on imageboards.
Kayden Stewart
wat
cats are the toy
Chase Nelson
Surprised the tiger held back for so long.
Cooper Russell
cats are fucking gay lol
Dominic Myers
Why does it look so angry when it pounces and eats?
Carson Nelson
Fucking birds, man.
Jose Flores
Undoubtedly far healthier than short-snouted dogs like Pugs and Bulldogs. Probably have decently-sized legs too.
Alexander Brooks
Camden Torres
>dogs try to have sex with guys' legs
>cats are somehow the gay ones
Okay homo dog lover
Samuel Foster
That's a walrus
Brayden Flores
Aaron Turner
Oh shit nigger, it's Helia Peppercats
Luke James
>200+ posts
We are winning bros
Owen Cruz
Anyone have the original cowboy cat?
Jaxon Russell
Who's the pitbull of cats
Grayson Miller
Isaac Baker
Video games are temporary
Cats are eternal
Evan Stewart
>tfw no pepper cat
Bentley Moore
Rate my kot please
Jace Rivera
Isaac Butler
>You are one of the pack
Dog
>You are a food source
Cat
>You are entertainment
Birds
>You are a heat source
Reptiles/Snakes
>You are a god
Fish, Rodents, Rabbits
>You cannot be comprehended
Insects, Spiders
Josiah Smith
I'm glad that unethical cat was censored!
Carson Allen
What do i do when my cat looks at me like this?
Carson Morgan
>tfw 5'4 latino and want a strong white daddy to play vidya with
POR QUE....
Aaron Cook
>calling Grafics cat pepper cat
Mason Cox
Based.
Justin Robinson
Jace Williams
Joseph Roberts
>he’s never seen a cat fully submerged
Blake Davis
I keep finding puke under my bed
Is my cat bulimic?
Nathan King
>>You are a heat source
>>You are entertainment
>not cat too
Colton Fisher
Carson Lopez
Jaxon Peterson
>you are an equal
Ravens/Crows
>you are prey
Exotic predators
>you are an alternate universe
Cellular lifeforms
Andrew Ross
Shoot at it with a real gun till it learns
Brody Martinez
Nigger, Grafics cat is just the nickname.
Her RL power word is Helia, not Grafics
Thomas Jenkins
Alexander Miller
War
War never changes
Joshua Kelly
Joshua Harris
>skipping leg day
Asher Carter
Why yes, I'd rather have a dog because they're so much better!
>better at chewing up my shit
>better at shitting/pissing in the house
>better at making noise and being a nuisance
and that's just the beginning! Wait until you get a top tier breed like the pit bull, they're high dollar and loving,caring nanny dogs!
Landon Taylor
Fuck you pete
Bentley Robinson
random webm time.
Anthony Lopez
Fuck you, as long as you're on MY Yea Forums you'll call him by his Yea Forums-given name.
Oliver Phillips
I miss having a cat Yea Forumsros...
Sebastian Smith
Joshua Allen
Parker Mitchell
>miss
I'm sorry bro.
Alexander Cooper
>him
Really, nigger?
Cooper Bennett
Man, what a fucked situation.
Henry Morris
m'lady
Zachary Morris
Cat's will only kill one or two when they're hungry, and if they feel like it. A dog can be trained to murder them all, hundreds day in and day out. Cats exist just to be cute, don't try to justify it
Robert Clark
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
Jonathan Torres
HIM
HER
SAME THING
IT'S A CAT
Jaxon Kelly
Me too, bro
Jose Perez
No way that is her kid. Totally different
Josiah Barnes
both dogs and cats are a waste of fucking space and will exert their awful personalities all over your home. Dogs will constantly crave your attention, cats will do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it when they fuck all your shit up.
Consider the robo dwarf hamster which:
will be adorable its entire life unlike puppies and kittens which grow up into annoying fuckwads
are too small to wreck anything in your living space
only a 2 year commitment
if it escapes or gets abandoned it will just get eaten by a predator, rather than forming feral colonies and becoming pests.
Joseph Green
What about big cats like lions or bears?
Blake Taylor
>cats are agender snowflakes
That's it, I'm cutting your watermelon and fried chicken rations by half.
Logan Bailey
Oh, Lawd! He commin'!
Wyatt Bell
Grayson Rogers
i had to put the last cat i lived with down, pic related. as in, take him there in a box, screaming in confusion, and hand him over to be put down, myself. not trying to have a pet ever again after that sad ending. my dads (outdoor) cat vanished/ran away/died last fall, so i have no felines in my life anymore.
in the end, he ended up being nothing more than a screaming, incontinent waste of food. his owner let it drag on for way too long (he was really old and sickly in the end). the whole thing left a bad taste in my mouth regarding pets - if you don't live in a place where you actually need one, it's kinda selfish to take one in. theyre really just living furniture that people buy/keep for amusement - if you don't have mice or animals to keep down, you dont need pets.
Bentley Bell
Dunno, not quite the same but when I act like I push my cat even though I am like a few inches away, he just throws himself on the ground and gets playful
Easton Moore
bears arent cats idiot
Dominic Bell
Isaac Watson
you are now hearing "everybody wants to be a cat".
manually.
Josiah Williams
Dominic Perry
Brayden Flores
based
Ian Sanchez
You see the fishing line they tied to the cat? They pull on it to make the cat jump on cue.
Ryder Martinez
No, it's just referring to things as "him" when you don't know their gender.
And then wait for a triggered LBGIWTFBBQBRAAPP++ fag to step in and correct you.
Robert Sanders
Asher Reed
because it can, never forget your dog is an animal and will start hunting and killing children if you don't establish yourself as the pack leader and keep yourself there.
Jace Peterson
What about werewolf cat?
Jeremiah Turner
That's fucking retarded, even for a nigger.
Nathan Thompson
How do you refer to someone or something whose gender you don't know?
Wyatt Wright
imagine being this retareded
David Morales
Liam Fisher
Yes we are.
Evan Scott
is it strange that i find female lions hot and want to fuck them?
Ryder Ramirez
>that china
I WONDER WHY
Nathaniel Morgan
>China
>heavy dog country
Wyatt Green
There's scary shit in the water sometimes
Asher Cox
This is what a cat and dog person looks like
Caleb Green
All dogs must die
Joshua Price
Kayden Parker
This.
Brody King
you a littel bit autistic there kid? who is more likely to own a pitbull, a criminal who uses him because its a strong breed or a normal person who wants a dog
Grayson Reyes
cats are evolved to prey on animals that are smaller and faster than themselves
Luis Cooper
If it's a human, "he".
If it's a subhuman or a ship, "she".
If it's an animal of unknown sex, "it".
But once you know the name is fucking Helia, you build temple to Lunord anyway because solars are only good at AoE you can tell it's a "she".
Owen Wilson
Lykoi :)
Levi Diaz
>China
>more dogs
Nicholas Stewart
Carson Sanders
Cats do what they want, toys usually don't act like that. You have no experience with them and are purely talking out of your ass right now
Jordan Edwards
Fuck off PETA shill
Sebastian Richardson
>India
Oh man that got me more than it should've
Noah Moore
Haha mad
Ethan Hill
Based
Adam Adams
Samuel Campbell
Nathaniel Kelly
Retard is inclusive for all genders
Jackson Phillips
>cat
>goes outside to do shit
>comes home
>lazes around
>does nothing
WOW WHAT A GREAT PET
like seriously, just own nothing, you don't have to feed it or scoop up it's turds then
Lucas Perry
Happy kitty
Jacob Edwards
>filename
Lmao
James Turner
they kill and eat vermin, plus lick themselves to clean
often their stomachs can't handle what they swallow
Nathan Long
beans
Jonathan Sanders
>PETS MUST PAY ATTENTION TO ME AT ALL TIMES OR THEY'RE WORTHLESS!!
Dog owners are such conceited faggots
Kevin Lee
Her name should be Raiden
Owen Nelson
did I say at all times? atleast SOME of the time would be nice
Connor Long
Robert Lee
Hunter Brooks
Because of your roid clit
Blake Gomez
My cat snuggles with me all the time and likes to play ball, then he gets tired and goes to sleep and I go back to video games, it's the comfiest thing you can possibly have going on with an animal you utter brainlet. Best thing is that he doesn't force me to go on walks with him every morning no matter the weather.
Parker Gutierrez
Just a reminder that all animals are valid companions to a human unless they're not mammals. Lizards are aliens and birds don't exist.
Hudson Carter
>he doesn’t have a based cat that wants to chill on his lap or at least near him at all times
Eli Moore
Yeah and that's how we know you've never owned a cat, because they do give you attention sometimes. The difference is a dog will give you attention whenever you want it, where a cat will give you attention when it wants to.
If you're an impatient scumfuck or a very small child, then yeah a dog is for you.
William Hill
Imagine being retarded enough to think that not being orbited 24/7 like a common Ethot is a negative to cats
Sebastian Gomez
sopa de pitbull uma delicia
Dominic Sullivan
And?
Noah Allen
my cat loves attention and sits in my lap when i draw, watch tv, or play games, he's also a big baby who can't sleep without me in the room, he'll get up from where he's napping if he sees me gone and follows me
Jayden Reed
Cat thread check list
Cats [x]
Dog owner proves he is retarded [x]
Good thread
Kevin Fisher
beans
Daniel Hughes
based
Jaxon Howard
sick fetish i must say
Isaiah Price
every cat i've ever dealt with has ignored their owner completely
Alexander Taylor
That cat has such a menacing look
Leo Jackson
play on your switch if you want to play with something, you toddler
Gavin Flores
you're a literal low iq nigger monkey
Isaac Walker
Anti-dogfags and anti-catfags get out of my board
This is why we can't have nice things anymore
Camden King
Why are catfags so rude towards doggies?
Austin Walker
wild animals get really far through posturing alone. a stubborn goose can intimidate a herd of bison. just being brightly colored is enough to make many predators fuck off. when even a small injury can end it for you in the wild, animals evolve an assumption that nobody is bluffing.
from what tiger learned in video though, I bet match up with next dog will go faster. also what fucked up area of the world are they fighting dogs and tigers?
Cameron Jackson
>menacing
I've never gotten that from it
Jose Smith
Luis Wilson
Omega Based
Wyatt Powell
because.
Landon Sanders
>filmed 10 year ago today
Hunter Allen
Oh my dog
Oh long johnson
Why I eyes ya
Chase Brooks
Yiff in hell
Kayden Evans
Probably because 50% of people pick their cat based off of something stupid like its color or pattern instead of taking the one that’s friendly with you on the first encounter.
Easton Green
Cats typically get more timid/outright hide when a new person is in the house, idiot.
Oliver Parker
No one because cats aren't that debased.
Joseph Howard
Then either the owners are fucking cunts who don't treat their cats right or you/the owners are impatient fucks who want cats to give attention on command i.e just another dog owner
Carson Robinson
No you
Colton Bennett
There is a national geographic game where you're a lion, you start by being a cub and grow into adult cat and can form a band of cats and have your own kittens.
I'll dumb it when I get home, if thread gets janni'd I'll post it in the next.
I must warn you, game is like 25 years old.
Liam Morales
DON'T CALL MY GRANDMAMA A CUNT, CUNT
Noah Carter
if it has a name, it's a pet
if it has a number, it's livestock
if it has neither, it's feral or wild
deal with each as appropriate
Wyatt Brown
cats dont show the same level of affection to their owners when a stranger is in the house. they take time to warm up to people. why can't dogniggers grasp this simple idea
Hunter Jackson
>white knighting some faggot on the internet
I smell your titty skittles from here.
Brandon Butler
The will to survive is strong.
John Stewart
Game?
Xavier Morales
it sure is
Jeremiah Lopez
Tyler Gutierrez
Rain World
Easton Nguyen
God I wish that were me
Mason Hernandez
>supes likes cat and dog
Truly the chaddest superhero.
Anthony Anderson
>this is your average dog person
Hudson Johnson
Forgot to add cats are usually far less timid when they are alone with their owner
>DON'T CALL MY GRANDMAMA A CUNT, CUNT
Learn to spell before making such demand, ya fucking faggot
Jose Lewis
Precipitation Planet
Nicholas Stewart
why are all dog owners either niggers or dog fuckers
Andrew Young
What'd I misspell?
Jose Hernandez
>white girl
Of course
Ayden Morris
Dogniggers are used to getting what they want through autistic screeching
They have no understanding of nonverbal communication
Colton Torres
Yea Forums TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH
YOU HAVE BEEN HORNY FOR YOUR CAT, DON'T TRY TO DENY IT
Levi Sanders
That chick is posting on Yea Forums right now
Jose Thompson
Unless grandmama is some dognigger slang this I'd say you misspelled that
Julian Johnson
What'd you expect? Had she been a niggress she would've been attacked on sight
Jaxson James
>tfw can't keep cat in my apartment
at least I have this thread
Eli Jackson
Why can't we all just get along
Logan Myers
>could hear it perfectly
Fuck, how old is that again?
Carter Robinson
Yeah I’m thinking he’s cringe
Christopher Wilson
>i think i saw something moving in the water
>wtf was that noise?
>pffthpt facefull of fur
>OH SHIT IT'S FOOD
>Come here you little bastard
>You can't hide in the water
>I'll spear you like a fucking fish
>Come back he- AW FUCK I KNEW I SAW SOMETHING
Jaxon Baker
what thread?
Thomas Murphy
grandmama is a cuter word for grandma, only high IQ individuals like dog owners know about such advanced terms
Evan Anderson
the one about bread
Logan Cruz
i haven't had a cat in almost 2 decades
also i'm allergic
Christopher Kelly
boner no
Sebastian Wright
I didn't know Duckman was a dognigger show
David Smith
chin up user you can always home invade people with cats
Nolan Clark
It’s a regional dialect you triple nigger
Tyler Hill
Nope, but after playing the butt bongos my cat sure got horny for me.
Hunter Howard
N-no
Having a cat as a kid is probably the reason my my furfag degeneracy
Angel Rivera
...none of my friends have cats either.
Christian Wright
+15 years.
>tfw he's almost certainly dead by now
Jason Thompson
longcat is also probably long gone
Noah Phillips
okey
Jayden Ramirez
Don't do me like that user
Camden Long
You made me bob my head like a retard you asshole.
Tyler Diaz
you do know that filename is a racist dog whistle now
>it really means Far Right Ethno NationalistS
>Yea Forums continues inventing hate symbols faster than liberals can be offended by them
Justin Sullivan
Dude even Grumpy Cat is dead.
Nicholas Phillips
Imagine being an astronaut and finding a dead cat on the moon and when you come back to earth Supes tells you he put it there
Probably not too crazy for the DCverse but still
Bentley Lee
Only anthropomorphic ones.
Kevin Howard
What runes are those?
James Wright
lel
this might be bullshit, but i believe it
Charles Ortiz
Because you're holding and kissing a dog you retard.
John Campbell
His spirit went to heaven and his tail went to hell.
Jacob Baker
I posted the wrong pic like an absolute shit eating faggot fuck me
Samuel Gonzalez
Hello again potion seller.
Lincoln Williams
I can't read this, fuck is this?
Brayden Thompson
>turtle and that rat thing
>friends
The faggot isn't even doing anything, just using the poor turtle.
Charles Sullivan
Carter Wilson
youtube.com
It's a lot better with sound
Andrew Price
longcat's actually still alive
Nathaniel Edwards
Look at the post he replied to.
Kayden Hill
wish I was kidding, soon every word used on Yea Forums will be racist, including "a," "an," and "the."
all because liberals want to control our very thoughts, when they not only don't have the right to, they don't even have the ability to
Nicholas Thompson
>playing vidya at desktop
>cat gets on your lap
>legs start going numb after a while
what do
Robert Jones
you just know
Connor Stewart
If you're not fucking around, I'm glad you enjoy it. You started at just the right time, the most recent update made it playable, 1.14 to 1.14.2 were all nightmares that would use 16 gb of ram and hardly work. 1.14.3 is a blessing.
Jordan Reyes
Carson Campbell
why are cats afraid of water?
Easton Peterson
longcat was a gril
Angel Thompson
Isn't that picture already a few years old?
Ryan Phillips
Cold bad
Mason Anderson
Cat people see it as a lifestyle and have a weird sort of smugness about living with such a horrid cunt of an animal.
Gabriel Thompson
Every time they go in it, someone dies.
William Turner
being a pet idort is really the master race
just something about a dog/cat that are raised together makes both come out better
Gabriel Garcia
why you do this hunam
Lincoln Perez
>leopard catches alligator and takes it into the water
Who ended up dying here exactly?
Cameron Ward
>MUH BABIES! I DONT KNOW WHAT MADE THEM DO THAT
lmao
Jordan Wilson
Tell me one dog breed that isn't shit
Jaxon Parker
The internet really is just a modern age ancient Egypt
Zachary Ward
I love my smol hunters !
Luis Walker
have sex
Lincoln Wilson
>had two cats in my life
>both of them are antisocial assholes that hate to be around people
I dont know what I do wrong with cats
Current cat waits for everyone to fall asleep before begging for attention though
Daniel Cruz
Complete with furries
Julian Perez
compared to Pugs? Yeah, VERY FUCKING HEALTHY
Henry Barnes
Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.
[...]The superior imaginative inner life of the cat, resulting in superior self-possession, is well known. A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of his master. Leave him alone and he does not know what to do except bark and howl and trot about till sheer exhaustion forces him to sleep. A cat, however, is never without the potentialities of contentment. Like a superior man, he knows how to be alone and happy. Once he looks about and finds no one to amuse him, he settles down to the task of amusing himself; and no one really knows cats without having occasionally peeked stealthily at some lively and well-balanced kitten which believes itself to be alone. Only after such a glimpse of unaffected tail-chasing grace and unstudied purring can one fully understand the charm of those lines which Coleridge wrote with reference to the human rather than the feline young
Jayden Morgan
what does Yea Forumsros think of the rusty spotted cat?
youtube.com
Juan Turner
Thomas Clark
you probably don't take good care of them and never showed them affection as they grew
Jackson Wright
I heard there were pitbulls in this thread?
Anthony Bell
lmao she really lets it get in there
Jordan Bailey
>pitbull hate threads
Gabriel Nelson
>You Died
Levi Davis
Easton Smith
Luke Brown
this
my fat cat fucking runs full bolt through the house to escape anyone it doesn't recognize (including sometimes me if i have a big coat on or whatever)
Xavier Adams
Yikes and gaypilled
Jose Cruz
Hunter Morales
Cooper Barnes
a fuckin wh*te lion?
Joshua Anderson
Kneel
Joseph Rivera
MY FUCKING DOG KEEPS MASTURBATING, HOW DO I STOP HIM AAAAARRRG?
Noah Edwards
Pokemon is hard to explain.
Jason Parker
Chop his balls off retard
Brayden Campbell
Can't masturbate if you have sex with him.
Angel Cruz
definitive version
Ryder Nguyen
Dont? Hes not hurting anyone.
Camden Lewis
Jace Morales
he's cumming on cat, and cat hiss at penis
Jacob Gutierrez
>not using the HD texture pack
Hudson Lee
The absolute state of dogfags and dogs
Christopher Jenkins
Lizard's neck was snapped that instant.
Luke Martinez
TAKE THE KNOT
Hudson Diaz
Parker Morales
>catfaggot needs every change he can get to shit on the superior pet and best friend of humanity
Kneel, little pussy
Luke Thomas
suffering of embarrassment sure, other dogs are thinking why that thing has a dildo nose
Luis Foster
Juan Jones
Liam Miller
Brayden Scott
Go watch your dog masturbate you fucking pervert
William Walker
Jokes on you faggot my dog is a she
Sebastian Richardson
based and potionpilled
Hunter Edwards
>they didn't get punished at all
what the actual fuck
Noah Campbell
>Got a kitten
>Body is now in a perpetual state of being scratched
>Little shit won't stop attacking my charger and earphone wires
This is what I didn't miss about owning a cat
Liam Turner
No, fuck off furfag degenerate
Adrian James
Austin Foster
Greyhounds.
Only dog mentioned in the Holy Bible.
Camden Lewis
Muscular but still soft looking, nice goin user
John Gonzalez
someone needs to add a cartoony splat sound to this webm
Zachary Reyes
Based baby
Isaiah Fisher
the top left is the mascot meme of a german womanhating nazi imageboard.
Adrian Ramirez
In 2019 Minecraft actually has better graphics than this
Jordan King
Ive owned a few cats and the only one who has ever given me shit was also partially feral, I've never has to deal with the other cats randomly attacking my ankles or knocking over shit, makes me wonder if everyone else is just a really shit cat owner or if I've just had a lucky run with cats
Anthony Green
I saw one in the zoo. It looks like a A1 version of my home cat. Black footed cat a cute
Jayden Martinez
you get a cat with a neurological genetic problem
Evan Wright
It is amazing that wandering cats are so forthcoming to people there. Here cats are scared of other people.
Jaxon Myers
that the other user said plus maybe he eats your room plants to induce vomiting.
Christian Jenkins
did you forget to buy a laserpointer?
Aiden Barnes
Play with your goddamn cat
Elijah Murphy
Nah make it a fart sound
Jack Rivera
Get a scratchpole for him and trim his nails you stupid faggot.
Carter Ramirez
If you didn't want an active cat then why did you get a kitten
Jeremiah Collins
what tf she doing to catto
Josiah Thomas
... explain
Parker Collins
My throat hurts from making too many high pitched sounds.
Zachary Garcia
>chiropractor thread is not vidya and gets pruned despite in depth discussion of health benefits from eastern medicine
>cat memes is not vidya and reached bump limit
im a little disappointed desu
Brody Richardson
Holy shit, that got me
Justin Evans
Josiah Hall
Get another cat so they can play.
Kayden Cook
Minecraft doesn't have pixel shading
James Flores
bro noooooooooooooooooo
Jace Martinez
either works imo
Andrew Nguyen
You know, I have no problems with either cats or dogs because I grew up with both, but what does anger me is catfags trying to claim that cats are some sort of 200 IQ ascended being when compared to dogs.
It literally "I'm a joyless faggot and that means I'm smart, fuck happy people, they are stupid" reddit mindset, but applied to pets.
Colton Lee
he cute
Asher James
>cats are some sort of 200 IQ ascended being when compared to dogs.
1 vs 1 they are. Dog are better when in pact just like wolves. Cats are murderous genius that can kill for fun. They are highly intelligent and its been prove that they have a very good memory.
Sure they are some dogs that are all of the above, but in general they are all around stupid without proper training.
Austin Bennett
Their fur doesn't work well with water, and their body is very hot.
Julian Lewis
This, the only reason dogs are good at hunting is because they are good at following orders, not because they themselves know what to do.
Blake Jackson
wait a minute...
Brandon Cook
Fucking kill yourselves already.
Jackson Flores
>catnigger
>incapable of even basic dog training
Color me surprised.
Carter Kelly
that's on a cat island where tourists regularly feed them
Brody Turner
unironically good taste
Gabriel White
The absolute state of skeletons
Isaac Perry
Daily reminder that cats have half the number of neurons of a dog
Jace Barnes
borzois aren't real
Cooper Gray
>his name is literally Chad
I’ve beat off this guy so many times
Christopher Morgan
>tfw own a cat and a dog
Andrew Scott
those krauts have shit tier genes theyr hips and hearts are weak af.
Asher Hughes
slut ;)
Jeremiah Perez
this cat lived. i wish the owner got her ass sued and dogs euthanized but no info on that just an update video saying kitty is okay after minor surgery
Juan Cruz
>mfw I accidentally stumble into a cat thread but it's all good because I am a cat