SGDQ - Summer Games Done Quick 2019

>this whole game

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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFTTHHHHHHHHLLL*squeak*

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based miiaposter already added Shrek XL

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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Cute and legitpilled

xth for old gdq where the meme hunting crew was still alive and it was a comfy basement filled with retards

post more lamia tits

No way to make a shit run with shrekposting

What's the ISIS policy on trannoids?

is spike drunk?
fcking retard has no self-awareness whatsoever

This one is the correct one

This one is close.

I appreciate you, Megu-chan!

is this the meme game block?

>*incredibly loud audience laughing intensifies*

A stony death

A+ tier run right here bros, thank you for shrekino

sure

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Great run ruined by audience and spikevegeta.

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yeah thats why they are called doctors without borders

The crowd and spyke utterly ruined it.

The same as any other infidel

Katamari in D = Fake bullshit.

>the animation of him juggling the prince

Holy fuck lmao

Shrek's throttling that man.

So youre telling me by donating to what I believe is helping trannies, Im actually aiding ISIS in killing them?

I love MSF now

unbased and samefagpilled

>see this every thread
>remember when Yea Forums was tracking MSF boats in Mediterranean proving the human trafficking
never change

useful weapons against the west, even self-destruct after their usefulness runs out

thanks for moving that shit run back down to F megumin bro

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Hes right, theres a fuckton of licensed Shrek games that have fucking nothing to do with any of the movies, that just seem to exist for no reason

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Post some lewds of charlie, pls.

Shut the fuck up you child. I'm sure posts like this make you giggle to yourself like you're pulling an epic prank.

>tfw its clearly obvious spike doesn't want too be doing any of this shit but he gets paid too well.

>strategically placing the jesters to fart on em all at the same time
amazing

I WANT TO SATISFY THE URGES OF PENT UP ANONS

>faker this desperate

how have you not gotten bored yet

elaborate

have sex

Him just casually explaining these retarded missions like they're completely normal is the best part.

MUH TIER LIST. Fucking niggers, look at how retarded you look. Like a bunch of fucking clowns.

Will you touch my micro penis and hold me while I cry?

What good runs did I miss? Busy with all these finals

>You can save some time by farting while running away from the fart
Hmm yes, strong advice

I'm sorry but I have sex with women exclusively.

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when does this cartoon come out?

see

>Objective: brap all jesters with only a single brap

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is this the place where I get (You)s? could I have some too?

no

anyone remember the guy who told the audience to get hit by the bus outside

maybe

maybe

We can pretend

yeah just post a tier list like this fag

I don't trust megu posters

Don't bother listening to any tier lists anymore. Autists have appropriated them and there's no way you're ever going to be able to tell which of them is legitimate now.

Spyke is hammered lmao

>Objective: Dilate

October I think.

deadpan is best pan

give me one too

see

here you go user

>29 minutes of an ogre farting onto his enemies until they pass out
no man should have that much power

do it then faggot

He was absolutely based and it was a legit funny joke

Thanks user

Can confirm, my brother Abdullah lost his leg planting an IED.
Luckily an MSF doctor was nearby and patched him up before he bled to death.
In only a couple weeks time he was healthy enough to walk to the bombtruck and drive our VBIED into a checkpoint.
Thanks MSF!
And thanks GDQ!
love the speedruns, especially twisted metal.
It was one of Abdullah's favorite games.
Allah Akbar (pbuh)
Don't forget to donate!

good thing hes an ogre

Rate this run!

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Even normalfag in twitch stream hated the last run.

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Rate the run!

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Rate this run!

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That is pretty close, you can mostly ignore anything below A

SSSSSomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Tell me how I can serve you. You can use me as you seem fit to satisfy your needs!

XL

brap/10
A tier

>audience ruined the ending cutscene

SSS

its cause hes the token white male and he's clearly only there these days for the cash.

9/10
Would have been 10/10 without the crowd / Spike.

S

9/10 that was impressive and fun

>Shrek/10

>Audience too autistic to stop clapping

S run

A+, fun run and a fun commentator who explained the technical details well while making almost no mistakes.

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C tier, coulda been better but it was too low pace.

fart boost jump tier

LOWER THE AUDIENCE VOLUME HOLY SHIT

A

S

>even self-destruct after their usefulness runs out

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A

pretty good. A+/S imo

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SSS+

The audience always ruins everything

good run, washed away the tranny nonsense beforehand

at least one S for sure.

If an ogre could be a vegetable, which one would it be?

S for Shrek

Don’t make me brap on you.

SSS

They're just americlaps, its in their blood to clap to anything

Perform the DK rap while fucking yourself with a dildo

Surprisingly good speed game and run

Solid S, could've been higher if the crowd wasn't so obnoxious and so high in the audio. The gameplay was actually fun to watch and fast even ignoring the meme factor.

Best goddess

elaborate what?
you can track registered ships, and if you stay current on news you can easily figure out what ships are doing

SSS

>runner: hey, hold on, shut up. this parts great, shhh shhhh
>audience:AHAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FARTS
>runner:well you missed it
Pretty much sums up this entire run

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>Spyke
>white

The only thing that will satisfy my urges is if you put a loaded gun to your head and pull the trigger.

BRAAAAP/10

SSS

A, good commentary

High A rank

YEET!

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OH SHIT NIGGAS HYLICS SOON

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dude
SOMEBODY
LOL

why the fuck is it that all the good runs are at the ass end of nighttime?

10/10
felt like a fever dream
fun platforming
didn't overstay its welcome

I'd rather perform the DK rap while you fuck me with your cock

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Swamp/10

oh my god stop with the voice you whore we get it

Updated with Shrek.

SSSSHREKT: Shrek XL
SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched) // Silent Hill 3
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // We Love Katamari
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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SSSSSOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Secondary bait gets the spotlight.

Can you stop being gay, pls.

I would only do that if you can prove you can perform the DK rap well.

That's a good run to go to bed on.

ok, make sure to post in my sticky after I an hero'd since this is vidya related

>euros
hes literally a southern redneck hillbilly that only doesn't go full retard at gdq explicitly because he gets paid.

fake fuck

>>shrekt
user, I...

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lesser known people that applied for runs get late times while the popular fucks are during daytime where the room smells unwashed the most

how would i arrange this?

Lewdposter, cut it out. I'm here to watch speedruns, not jerk off.

>Late night DJ is playing original video game music
>No remixes

Bold move with how paranoid the staff is, but a VERY welcome one.

no, why should I?
only if you proof that your coconut gun can actually fire in spurts.
by getting your cock hard and throbbing and then force it into my boipussy
why not both?

Updated for Shrek.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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go away erpfag I want my midnafag back

>masturbated again while borefest of katamari was going on
>penis decides to go all "hey lets fucking burn and sting and get all swollen" again
>sitting on the toilet trickling out little bits of piss and sweating while watching the run on my phone to try and make the time flyby while im fucking in pain

what did you guys think of that run? it was alright I guess

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come join me at GDQ. I just finished my Katamari run

Kind of mixed, putting it in C. Let me know if you want it changed.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched) // Shrek XL
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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ah a /pol/ conspiracy

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This is good.

>only if you proof that your coconut gun can actually fire in spurts.
You're not in a position to make demands, faggot. Show me your DK rap

oh man stretching feels great holy shit

go to a doctor

S: Necromancer
A: Darkness
B: THIEF, MEG
C: AQUA
D: What ever that other god bitch name was.

stop deathgripping your dick you retard

post discord

You deserve your STD lol

There is no fucking way that's only S tier, SSS tier. Quit skipping votes faggot.

Okay not gonna lie, I giggled at the panzershrek joke
Heheheil

>tons of SSS
>only S
what

It was an S Tier. The run was quick, funny, no fuck ups, and he explained what he was doing.

Because Yea Forums is a straight only board.

Your mom enjoys being stretched.

GODDA GO FASD!!!!1! :D:D:D

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Well, maybe if you can get my cock nice and hard first

stop replying to the fake fuck

What did i miss from Punch Out Wii?

put it down to ZZZ user

What’s the most sexually attractive animal?

OOOOOOOO

Deer, easy.

That's way too low, people were mostly rating it SSS to A, barely anyone gave it lower than that.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
user... you know that was a guy right?

user pls

quit fucking with the votes, faker

human

based posted

what the hecks up with the one dudes hair

idk user honestly i'd say D
>stop replying to whoever you want
(You)

Your mom

Wiz?

>People trying to be funny in front of the camera
>People trying to be funny in the donation message
>People doing donation puns

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You mean the dude that is 100% hair?

Do we have an * option? where we can say
>C: Shrek XL
>(*)=great run ruined by couch/audience
Because I'm pretty sure that would be the overwhelming consensus is that it was fantastic except for the obnoxious fucks constantly yelling over the runner.

why's Yea Forums so fucking gay?

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It was blindfolded memes.
Most notable thing was every menu input taking minutes of trial and error pointing the Wiimote in the TV's general direction and spamming A hoping that he got the right option to continue playing this time.

BASED neckbeards

Great blindfoled run without any deaths + PB by a large margine.

here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=N9cSaKCuaos

I've heard strange claims about straight guys that like traps around here.

you'll have to whip it out for that first!

Because you won't leave

I only trust Miiaposter now because there's too many tranny Meguposters, at least I can track that list but it's backwards

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Mares because they fall in love with human dick and can romantically love a human.

Ever seen a Dolphin pussy?

I appreciate that

Because you just wont leave

So why does anything give a fuck about the tier list now when we know the Megumi poster is a retard?

I LOVE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!

yes

Haven't had sex yet

I don't think I'm doing that, I do the gentle grip and let the pinky side of my palm do all the work really. I can tell you I'm genuinely not gripping anything hard at all

Probably, It happens more often if I recently piss before hand or immediately right after. Usually if I give in to the "i gotta pee" afterwards it just makes things worse, but fuck I really have to pee after doing it sometimes.

looks like another shit run right now

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S U S A N
U
S
A
N

GET YOUR NUGGIES READY

Punchy LOVE!

My cock is already out and hard, now what are you gonna do with it, you slutty trap?

ahem

>It's an Autist on the couch episode

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Because bisexuality is the way to go and there is literally no reason to lock yourself out of anything if you aren't afraid to be judged

no, what about it?

>T.

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FREE

THE

CUBES

#FREETHECUBES

Dolphins

jesus fucking christ

how dare you

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>This lore
Is this kino?

FUCK CUBES

Nothing says speedrunning like a cutscene.

finally a lore run

but thats punchy..

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twitter.com/succinct_punchy

ITS OUR BRO PUNCHY!

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user we both know that's an overweight hairy greasy man who can't get sexual gratification from any other place and so has to resort to an anonymous imageboard because it's the only place where appearance doesn't matter

Nah, he's just British.

this is already shaping up to be kino

So I was asleep during the run so I only have one question: did the audience sing All Star when the run ended? I'm not talking a little, I meant a big chunk of the song

>couch faggot making horrible jokes non-stop
Why do they do this?

Reminder that anyone that hates Susan is just a contrarian edgy kid that's jelous that he knows Japanese and you don't.

Big chunk? How about the whole song

prison gay

Irish.

So I don't think too many people here think PCF and MSF are good picks for the GDQ donation drive, what charities would you pick to replace them (with the only rule being they have to be international)?

Going to get a firm grip on it with my hand, while getting close with my face and perhaps blow on the tip and let you feel my breath~

post your discord, I don't have a throwaway, sorry

They did it before the run started

>tierlist anons be like

chickino

what the fuck is this plot

These cutscenes are fucking stupid

couch people are told to behave in certain ways or shut up altogether

Uninterrupted?

>the cubes kidnapped children as hostages
Damn, this is brutal.

no u

Which one user?

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child's play because it's video games

>N
>W O
What did Mort The Chiken mean by this?

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>nwo
THEY KNOW

SIEG CUBE

left is cute, hope it has an intact penis that I can stroke while pounding him from behind

The lore deepens
youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0

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Is that fucking Michael Dorn VAing for cubicleez

only donate to actual institutes and hospitals

shit like
>save africa
or other retarded shit that isnt traceable is a scam

new world order

Nintendo 64 girl

This is just a full 3D version of Flickies Island.

The fuck

SILENCE

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this cutscenes are gold

THE FUN
CANNOT
BE HALTED

>the most diverse cube is the leader

This is fucking psychopathic.

Blue hair 100%

S I L E N C E

why her eye fire

Autistic chick in the N64 hoodie in the back.

RACE TRAITOR

>decides to show cutscenes
>talks over them
STOP
FUCKING
STOP
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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4-4-4 lyfe

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This has no right to be this good.

what the fuck is this game

Bottom left obviously.
....that's a girl right?
I fucking hate this world where I have to genuinely ask this question.

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They don't want another Heinki incident.

me all the way in the back on the right

This logic of the psychologist is like Catch-22 writing. Who the fuck wrote this and have they made other games?

I'd let the blonde behind the couch plough me into the matress if you catch my drift

>they accuse him of being a race traitor

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>the news program calls mort a race traitor for betraying his genetic nature
What colour of pill is this game?

Is this secretly the first Adult Swim game ever made? Also, the music's kinda awesome.

is this /pol/ the game?

this one

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second from the left on the couch looks like a girl I used to date who did actually work at nasa

This game is giving my Bubsy 3D flashbacks.

This block is gold.

Top left, Bryo a cute

did that chicken lady just say not to race mix

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Hehe so fahnni game to run in front of thousands

if you are gonna flock together make sure your feathers are similar.
THIS GAME IS REDPILLED AS FUCK

>if you're going to flock together, make sure your feathers are similar
this game is great

SHUT THE FUCK UP COUCH

based

Yes, Spoonee is a girl.

False punchy new millennium started in 2001

*referencing Sonic 3D Blast and not Flicky*
fucking speedrunners...

what the fuck is that chicken cam

Game is actually kinda funny, and looks like a pretty decent game.

This guy on the couch is awfully annoying

oh my god. i was thinking the cutscenes reminded me of adult swim, too user. why???

Someone put the couch guy out of his misery

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>mfw

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This game was made by ex-SEGA guys.

>/ourguy/
>annoying

>like myself Mort is a literal chick magnet

>Bad game block
>actually good games
That's it, I'm getting a chargeback.

Awww, the chicks have little winter hats.

loading screen art is kino

omg this chicken game is hilarious

was this game made by alex jones?

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Sounds like he has Aspergers.

I wish that FUCKING faggot in the hat would stop flopping it around every time people go for applause. FUCKING attention whores, man.

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That explains everything

I wish you'd stop posting about it fucking attention whore

ACKSHUALLY
The current millennium started in 2001. 2000 was last year and the end of the previous millennium.

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this game is amazing lmao

THIS IS GETTING TOO META

this game is based what the frick

>fourthwall breaking
BASED

STOP FLAPPING YOUR FUCKING HAT

>meta humor
god damn it, it was funny before that part
better pick up the pace again

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>that level
What, why?

>featherless bipeds
behold

>that music in the last level
holy shit

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music in this game is pretty good, and the voice acting, and everything.

linkedin.com/in/edannunziata
This is probably the writer of the game.

this game is a gem

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Too many aspects of this game are actually good.

youtube.com/watch?v=ifXt8WI-OR0

>OMG IT ALIGNS WITH MY POLITICAL VALUES SO IT'S A GOOD GAME

This game is fucking hilarious.

>the /ourguy/ on the couch is awfully annoying
go back

user you're within a finger's breadth of being mad.

>deep lore

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holy fuck this game is amazing

Incoming fujoshi art of Mort and newscaster chicken now

this fucking game

Are you really forcefully injecting politics into a game about a chicken

This is fucking wild.

i wanna fuck henny penny

HAHA THAT SPEED

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>now back to the game, already in progress

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Why did the television have a flashback?

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what

the game is funny so it's good

what did you mean by this

This game is about to fucking skyrocket in price on ebay.

Stock up, lads.

AROUND QUACKS NEVER RELAX

unironically this is top tier

plato's man

kys tranny go and dial 8

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The world building in this game is insane.

Is it really obscure if it has Shrek in the name?

is it really not obvious to them that this is supposed to be on a TV set, hence the random channel "cutscenes"

I actually owned this game as a youngster but theres no fucking telling where my copy is.

fucking kek

This game is fucking prophetic

oh now I get why punchy is on the couch

what the fuck was that cutscene

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA

see

this shit is unironically going to be best game this year
absolutely based

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This is pretty good.

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>Mentioning chicken nuggets with Susan on the couch
ABSOLUTE POETRY

hey punchy, remember how you got rekt by chicken nuggets at esa?

Some say, Blueglass can be heard laughing as the wind blows in the room.

>Mort is just a regular chicken in a world of sapient chickens of slightly less than average human intelligence
>Mort is mentally handicapped in the chicken world
>Mort's retardation gives him the ability and bravery to save chickenkind

The psychologist is going to be eating himself later.

somebody make a fucking webm of that chicken nugget scene please

these cut-scenes are kino

awful block is always the best block

>M-MOOOONEEE!!!! EGG?

What is wrong with this dude?

MOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A

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Merle Kessler wrote the game script.

fill me in because I wasn't watching much, he just sounds like an asperger

Autism.

That's a normal British conversation.

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He's an autistic horror game runner. Please understand.

can you please be quiet

Chicken CHAD

WHY ARE THE GAMES ACTUALLY GOOD?

stuck between Spoonee, nasa girl and red haired girl
oh and kermit in the back right, would definitely fuck

mobygames.com/developer/sheet/view/developerId,103903/

I dont judge him
any sane man would do the same

You're just as bad as the people pushing trannies into media

>woke up just in time for hylics run
kino inbound

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Actually I wonder who is more autistic?
Susan or Carci?

Runner is pretty funny himself, but couch guy is straight up annoying.

/ourguy/

How has this game never been widely discovered? This is transcendental.

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This is a fever dream

Please tell me we have an user at GDQ. Tell the couch guy to shut the fuck up. He is trying to ruin this amazing run, fucks sake.

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I may be but at least I'm not a tranny

>CUBE FACE

SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

Nice Reimu

And neither am I

>cubes invaded the world because they mistook rectangles for cubes

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>Cubeclese tells the audience to shut up
based

>N

Rate this run!

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>crowd starts to be autistic
SILENCE

Based Cubicles silencing these niggers

Solid A

N block confirmed for slave.

The cutscenes pushed it to SSSSSS

>FOUR MORE YEARS

based yelling guy

Reimu is not nice, but very cute.

based as fuck 10/10

kino

Very, very good. SS.

Wrong, retard.
They thought those were sentient cubes, not just chaff cubes.

S.

dilate

MEGA SUPER SSSSSSSSSSSS
funniest run by far

>cube world

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SS

B-A
It was funny but it had no speed tech at all.

SSS

S rank

S tier easily

Shoutout to Simpleflips

best of show right now desu

exactly

C FOR CHICKEN
C FOR CHAD

SS, I can't believe this game hasn't been discovered yet

>MORT'S NECK LENGTH

Couch fucker aside, one of the best so far. S

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>We Love Katamari
>Hi I'm GarbitheGlitcheress, pronoun is she
>it's a dude
got me good user.
got me good.

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based and SSSpilled

LMAO NECK LENGTH

S

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SSS

oh fuck my eyes

only worth for watching supercut videos compiling tranny cringe

haha i wonder what thi

mercy kill on seizure

whoops elbow hit the transition button lol

NICE JOB TECH CREW YOU KEKS

SS minus punchy

Cutscenes alone make it an S, beyond that it seems like a good 90s era adventure platformer and the runner and couch were pretty ok.

I-is YSG in the crowd laughing?

Video crew protecting us from seizures.

SSSSeizure warning tier

do people realy get seizures from watching livestreams?

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Thanks for the seizure you fucking assholes.

>cut it off at seizure vision
What a bunch of cunts, otherwise its a good end to the run

>instant cutaway
KEK

SHOUTOUTS TO THE AMAZING TECH CREW

10/10 Runner was really good, and the cut scenes carried it a lot.

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>someone just died from that
BANNED
SUED

adfasdfadfjasdfjkasdfjkasdkdsdsfkadfkasddfkladfadfskladf

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>immediately cuts the game footage

onions cameraman

SS

>yeah so seizure warning
>probably its gonna be nothing
>actually fucks me up out of nowhere

He's banned isn't he.

>Guy gives out warnings multiple times
>They cut from it anyways

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>had stream muted, no warnings were had
>am now dead
T-thanks

that was rough

user please don't die

SSS-pilled

(S Rank)

SEIZURES
>SEIZURES
SEIZURES
>SEIZURES

Finally some good music

>Advertising ESA at GDQ
The madman, he will be missed

NOOOOO user STAY WITH ME

whats the probability that someone literally had a seizure induced from that, given theres 100,000 people and there was ample seizure warning

so this is the tranny containment thread?

>probably its gonna be nothing
He said 'this is a real seizure warning' like 3-4 times

9/10, but man it is late

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they had some sd3 music before

yeah what are all those people doing up at 4 am watching shit games?

S

get that *ss b*nned

store.steampowered.com/app/329860/Catlateral_Damage/
Oh I've played this before. I also played a similar game on Itch called Dante's Infernya or something that I think I liked better.

shit games are always the best speedruns

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shit games best games

Updated for SS! (also combined the crystal runs together, figured there was no point to keep them seperated)

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Mort the Chicken
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick // Shrek XL
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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youtube.com/watch?v=OrJDjLfgrWc

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Pigeon confirmed in the crowd

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>Catlateral Damage
youtube.com/watch?v=8dEQ2Eb1faE

what

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Me to the right of birdman

What's been the best run so far in pure gaming terms?
Most skilled gameplay with best explanation of the run by the runner.

Nice!

PUNCHY BTFO

>SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
I missed this one. Why is it so good?

I've been thinking the same thing. It might actually be him.Thought i was going crazy since no one else mentioned it but then i remembered most people here are too young and dont remember old gdqs.

>loud obnoxious attention whores that are yelling over the runners and hoping to be on the front page of reddit
>they're also fat fucks

what happened during metroid prime 2?

IM REAL FUCKING TIRED OF THAT GOD DAMNED HAT

Fuck off faker.

I miss the other announcer. She was perfect in every way.

THat wasks a prety gooaSDGadASGSYGASSAF SACksnkl

Thank you, user!

sweaty, exciting reimu pits

tranny announcer time

Complete tranny trainwreck.

Perfect blindfolded run, with a perfect dk, 6m under PB.

this donation reader sounds exactly like proto

blindfold punch out

Blindfolded deathless run. Very impressive.

Omg I didnt even recognize it was the same guy. Dude is hilarious.

>hylics
>laffy taffy 3d pyramid challenge
>glover

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I have to work and then unironically have a threesome tomorrow but I’m up at 4:00 am watching GDQ.

boo faker

>nuclear throne is impossible
I didn't know such casuals even existed

Went over time, runner kept messing up and having to reload, commentary was bad, trans runner.

Runner was boring and bad and went over estimates, also was a man dressed as a woman

good luck on both of those things
also go to bed dude

you fuck off

nice larp loser

runner had to dilate

I hope your wife's boyfriend at least buys you a Switch user!

What was that amazing game from the last gdq that the entire game was seizure vision? It had a really funky name

Awful Games is legit the best block. All hell breaks loose.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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oh shit

if it's not ffm you should kill yourself

>threesome
greentext?

Its with 2 other guys. He's the middle peg.

Both runs so far have been top tier

new thread

>guy jamming out in audience said 'how's it going gamers'
it's going great

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this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=tOt1CxMLw1A

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>Succinct. The word is "succinct."
kek he was so irritated

it's f(m)f(m)f(m)

Now I'm just imagining 3 sweaty hairy fat guys trying to navigate over each other's folds.

I knew I had seen him somewhere before, god damn it kek

What was good about the Rygar one?

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That's it great times

C'mon man the woman is swedish how's she supposed to pronounce something that isn't Arabic.

it wasn't, don't believe their lies
was fakepumped up there

it wasnt good at all, i dont understand the rating

puns and just a fun runner in general, probably just deserves S though

Kitty time!!!!!!!!!

youtu.be/cSTdrTalcaU

>Punch-Out!!
does anyone have a vod

Where's ACE NUKO?

Good length, entertaining, what more can you ask for

twitch.tv/videos/443965863?t=07h48m05s

Only catlateral damage video I ever need to see

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[vomits internally]

N64 all the way.