SGDQ 2019

Quick anons I'm heading to the store what do you need?

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

LET ME LISTEN TO THE FUCKING MUSIC

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You'd put your dick in a watermelon if it was warm enough.

me on the left

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Hey isn't this Richard Simmons?

what is this stance called, Yea Forums?

Thicc imps best imps.

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How many more trannies are on the schedule?

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SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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>mfw I see a tranny try to tell me what to call them

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lmao

Real list here, ignore the triggered fakers.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Dive Kick
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift / Resident Evil 2
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Silent Hill 3 // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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SSS2: Metroid Prime 2 // We Love Katamari
SS: Borderlands 2
S: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
A: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
B: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade)
D: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Split/Second // Super Mario Sunshine
F: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
ZZZ: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Silent Hill 3
Ω: Punch-Out!! (Wii) // Big's Adventure 3

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So who's gonna post more Midna ass?

I showed you my speedrun answer me

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Oh the chat is in sub only mode

Get me a 40.

The very best.

post a really lewd one, gonna blow all over the place

absolutely!

my pronouns are she/her would appreciate if you could respect this

>excuse me do you know where the ladies room is

God I wish that was me

>literally made the thread 50 posts early just so you could post your fake tier list first

dude, its getting pathetic, give it up

holy shit

>Containment breach

are there any runs worth a damn tomorrow

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Why is his dick so small?

uh what's is that symbol on the necklace?

Now that is comfy

We should disqualify any lists that put games played by trannies in higher tiers.

>Not facef-ucking her upside down while letting the writhing ass tickle your nose when she can't breathe.

the nerd neck

Lol got timed out at poverty chat for questioning transsexuals and where it to draw the line on what’s mentally ill. Like if someone thinks they’re a dog, would they be in the right to be more dog like?

should change the name to TPGP trannies play games poorly

Is this the clit I was told to grab?

only someone into trannies would take the time to make this. its not ironic

Grower, not a shower.

keep it up miiaposter, I believe in you

based chad

Boring run

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i actually refreshed the Yea Forums catalogue for 4 mins straight, i didn't make the thread

You're trying so hard to fit in here, user. Are you in dire need of friends or just attention in general?

IT'S MA'AM!!
Also I'm Chinese but I prefer to be called Japanese THANK YOU

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I've missed most it so far. What have been the real tranny highlights of the show?

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>this reddit tier taste

stop posting any time

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OH SHIT BOYS

THATS THE PEDO BOY LOVER SYMBOL.

Over estimate

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thanks for making that image less funny.

bad things about this run
>cant hear dono music
>shit commentary, accent and stuttering to top it off
>no crowd hype
>boring repetitive game
>couch saying nothing
>run over an hour long

good things about this run
>playing this game is fun so maybe this will remind you to play katamari

1/10 run

Big bag of sour cream and onion chips

>tune in
>granny ogre is still on
Never played this game, how much longer? Is the estimate correct?

Tier lists that ignore the rankings and don't use a numerical rating are all false imo

Holy shit is this the birth of a new GDQ meme?

>water turns the frogs gay
>they end up on GDQ dressed like their granny
I WANT OUT

Threadly reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex

Let's break 2 million this GDQ!

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>thread made WAY early
>immediately followed by a suspect tier list

hmmm i wonder who could be behind this...

I fel asleep again. How bad was trNny run?

good night friends
enjoy this comfy katamari as a final gift
youtube.com/watch?v=8_7LPDYLkew

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what run?

it's as bad as this GDQ

based aussie list poster

There is zero point of having a speedrun of this game

The Virgin cross-legged sit
VS
The Chad discombobulated couch-squat

can we at least not fuck the tier list up

oh wow i played the fuck outta we love katamari back in the day and have no memory of that cloud level

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I wasn't here earlier, but I find it EXTREMELY hard to believe Susan "Nuggies" Punchy pulled off an A-tier run

Most based track of the entire OST

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>all the people checking in to see if this abomination has been shooed away yet

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im cum

I'm waiting for ESA to come back.

youtu.be/VKkndcGUCZ4

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thanks so much, salvaged this entire mess of a run weww

This "speedrun" seems no different than a regular playthrough. That's the worst to me.

I feel bad for hearing this because it's an insult to Gibert.

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That nigger is going to go full Norman Bates soon.

Buy me a new gun!

holy

Rate this run!

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What is that accent

IT'S OVER GET THIS THING OUT OF HERE NOW

They know it should be ending soon.

Never seen such a low effort tranny before in my life. Hell even I look more like a woman in a dress than this grandma crossdressing looking faggot. And I have a giant neckbeard.

What did you say about my speedrun?

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twitch.tv/videos/443965863?t=01h49m57s

it's clearly not

RATE IT

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it was a lets play, not a speedrun
0/10

1/10 terrible

but user, it's a any%

I-it's just late!

0. Just 0.

-10/10

didn't watch.
just got back from my walk
going to shower and make foodies now :3

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Oh thank god it's over.

ZZZ tier

SSS tier, very based run

literal suicide watch

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Could the runner be anymore boring/10

I have an overwhelming, primitive urge to take a clawhammer to this thing.

ZZZ tier

Is it always in subscriber mode or just for trannies?

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kill it

A tier

DILATE/10

Omega

Unbearable.
Had to quit and go play Katamari for myself.

sucked/10

ten/ten

D

it has 1 extra line user. it's stylized.

How is it that a dude who says he isn't transgender and just wants to look cute passes more than most speedrunners?

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F
boring, and wasnt a speedrun

Ω

Shit run, ugly tranny, boring commentary, no music because fake accent kept talking.

>be me
>decent katamari player but nowhere near world record
>sgdq is coming up and I really want to play
>submit an application
>fuck it I’ll just lie and say im a trans
>they get back to me and need me on the couch within x amount of time
>throw on grandmas dress and start talking in weird accent

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I rate it pronouns out of tranny

Who

It wasn't great, that's for sure. The runner wasn't very charismatic, the couch didn't contribute a lot. I didn't learn very much about the game's history, the decisions the runner was making, or anything beyond moment-by-moment "I'm doing this now" and "that was wrong".

awful, couldn't stomach his accent, and the pronouns at the beginning made the mood very awkward 0/10

>tranny run ends
>alright time for shrek

yikes

SSS had a great laugh

underrated, fuck the haters, A

>doesn't care about my feelings
why should he?

SS tier, love the southern accent!

It's been sub only since the start

That was the longest hour of my life.

I just had it on in another window and didn't realize it was a tranny until just now

Based S rank

It's been subscriber only for the last couple of years, because of trannies.

was big the cat really that good? and why was RE2 good? Was carcinogen running it or someone else? fell asleep at my desk during pokemon.

Omega

Unironically like removing the meme tiers

Memes aside 5/10
Seems like a genuinely decent person but he's fucked in the head and instead of getting help and not dressing like a grandma and pretending to be a women, everyone around him is gonna enable the mental illness and help ruin his life.
Fuck this country...

10/10

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its onion o'clock

that was a speedrun?

0/10

F. It was bad and boring, but not outrageously bad like Metroid

i can tell you're the fake megum poster because of your filenames faggot

SSS tier

So was their transition

alright, that's a D. shame, broke the streak of good runs tonight

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Dive Kick
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift / Resident Evil 2
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Silent Hill 3 // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // We Love Katamari
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

Absolute fucking 0
Katamari is my favorite series of all time and this is literally one of the only runs I was looking forward to this year
Imagine my fucking disappointment when
>tranny runner with a nails on chalkboard-tier voice
>god fucking awful commentary, couch man literally never got to speak
>no cool tricks or anything of the sort
It was an absolute waste of my fucking time. All I wanted to have was a fun time.

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This is just twitch copy pasta

OH SHIT ANNOUNCER SOUNDS CUTE AS FUCK

Find some elder rune to put below omega.

KINO SSS!

>One hour long
>Dind't even manage to make over 4k.

0/10. Ruined any enjoyment people could have had from watching the game with terrible commentary and a poor performance. Talked over all of the original soundtrack and made more mistakes than I could count.

user's you got what you needed
SSS2: Metroid Prime 2 // We Like Love Katamari
SS: Borderlands 2
S: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
A: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
B: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade)
D: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Split/Second // Super Mario Sunshine
F: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
ZZZ: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Silent Hill 3
Ω: Punch-Out!! (Wii) // Big's Adventure 3

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maybe the boy lover symbol is a stylized version of that necklace mother fucker

top tier crossdresser

>Why yes, I do hang trannies. How could you tell?

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There's worse
>Borderlands 2
>cheat in some overpowered weapons

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0/10

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Garbage. Awful, awful commentary, "MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER" tranny, run was no different than a let's play. Just shitty and boring all around.

D is too generous.

these guys need better names
shit like enchantress of numbers and protomagical girl and gabliglitchress are shit tier names
they're the kinds of names where you know what you're gonna get before you even see the person

Omega tier, they didn't even give good commentary on what they were doing and it had zero hype.

This is the announcer. Ribbit.

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Wow I guess that explains the low amount of trannies and why GDQ shunted most of them to that """female""" only event a few months back. Someone actually looked at the numbers and saw that pandering to trannies was actually losing them money.

this, ZZZ for sure

Can't have nice things user, when will you learn?

t. zoomer

if its in D then move every other run from D up a tier because they were actual speedruns

Megumin is super cute. Fuck this shit, I'm re-watching Konosuba

Pretty easy F. Updated.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2 // We Love Katamari
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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Is there more a succinct parable for current year than "Tranny wastes everyone's time talking to itself for an hour then forces all known history and civilization into the sun?"

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why do they all dress like a 90s hippie mom?

S tier!

This girl is annoying.

We're nearing the midway point; what was your favorite run so far of this SGDQ?

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Last run added!

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Dive Kick
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift / Resident Evil 2
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Silent Hill 3 // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched) // // We Love Katamari
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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Does MSF help the white helmet terrorists?
Serious question.

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big the cat was garbage meme tier

he literally got surgery to make his face more feminine.

damn I wanna fuck that frog

>good-ish

That fat fuckin neckbeard

IMAGINE THE SMELL

There was plenty of people giving it A and S, it was B tier if anything

THREE
D
P
D

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katamari is a good game, shame it's being associated with crazy people now.

Autism

nice
fuck off fake fuck

Whats with the crazy eyes

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Movie soon.

I'd throat-sex her

>hambeast with the stupid hat still desperate for attention

Belongs on same level as Metroid Prime 2.

>Being transgender not a mental disorder

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Those people are shitposting. But you know that because you're one of them.

Fake votes

Put it in Omega tier now faggot

Damn you ruined it bro.

didn't even read the votes, fuck off faker

I want that hat with the flopping ears.

The easiest way to tell you’re playing with a troon in an online game is if they have an ultra girly gamertag. My little niece just goes by something like “moldy” online and no one ever knows.

F is probably fine for that one, I would have put it in omega but I guess at least they were talking through it a little even if it was bad commentary.

I want to throat fuck and cum loads into this wizard

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So uh, is anyone else excited for the Hylics run?

Way too generous

>couch man literally never got to speak
This shouldn't count either way, it's not like you can understand the fuck anyway.

And who are you to decide that? a vote is a vote

See folks this is what falseflagging looks like. If you want to make someone look retarded and send Yea Forums into a frenzy of (You)'s, you do this.

Maybe also throw in that shit like
nobody:
anybody:
aNoNyMoUs: CRINGE

No it doesn't. Nothing but Metroid Prime 2 belongs down there. Katamari didn't reset, miss crucial steps, or OOB.

Well why don't the speedrunners? Surely they make as much as a runescape streamer

Nobody likes trannies you disgusting faggot.

god, I hope some muslim guns down several trannies

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Did you fuck her?

SourPls

human trafficking is the only bad one of those. stop posting that Yea Forumsmblr shit.

yes

MP2 went over estimate and was longer. It deserves recognition for being the single worst. Putting it in the same tier gives the Metroid Prime 2 run more value by making it seem not the worst in comparison. It was worse than Katamari.

Updated tier list, I think we all knew it would be this way...

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Dive Kick
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift / Resident Evil 2
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Silent Hill 3 // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2 // We Love Katamari

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based aussie list poster posting again
it was obviously Ω tier, user

This must be the fake list with Dive kick that high.

1/10. Run so boring I just surfed for lewds. A first for this adgq

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The Chad Sit

'IM NOT MENTALLY ILL...! IM NOT MENTALLY ILL...! BEING TRANS IS NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS...!'

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Who are you to say that

Carcinogen's resident evil speedruns were always good.

MY LIST
MY RULES
EAT SHIT TRANNY

>mostly got A and S
>F rank

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What?

is she cute emo girl

cringe

isn't it time to dilate your axe wound hole, you freakazoid?

can you fuck off already?

That doesn't answer my question.

That was SSSS, fuck you faggots.

I'm the person who decides what votes count and what votes don't. I'm self appointed and you have no choice but to respect my authority because I know how to press Ctrl+V and post an image of medium-hat loli.

So, Momo is real after all?

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tier user has been pretty spineless about moving shit up if people bitch

>black eyes
scary

>implying tranny votes count

Tick tock.

Im glad he finally realized it.

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it would be nice if this was self-awareness, but actually it's just fishing for compliments

jesus they should just off themself already im tired of hearing his crap

>13 fucking tier lists per run
I wish skelebro was here

>fags singing
>attention whores going "look at my silly hat" "look at my quirky 'uncontrollable' dancing"

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SOME

OHNONONONONONONONO

>glitches are cheating
fucking wew why are you even watching gdq if this is how you operate

HAHAHHA SMASH MOUTH

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Dis gon be gud

this sing along is based

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kys faggot

>tranny comes on, fun stops
>tranny leaves, fun commences again

really makes you think

>Tranny running the tier list just ignores everyones votes so no one ruins his reddit tier ego
Fuck off, real list when

skelebro left us long ago
i miss user

Simpleflip's sister

>tranny run over
>crowd breaks into a shrek chant
I guess they are just really happy that the horror is over

>Only my favorite Avatarfag's list counts!

at least they're self aware.
but this could just be fishing for pity

Why is Yea Forums so obsessed with trannies?

Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

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>the first 14 votes on the first post are mostly bottom tier to D
>mostly A and S

I'll smash your mouth with my cock faggot.

>trans shit

YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE FEMALE

EVER

try reassigning your chromosomes

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i started this, i'm megumin poster. my word is law, fuck you

Bravo

much better than that weeb shit song earlier

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>we live in an age where /pol/ is constantly right
I want out of this ride.

>Brushing your teeth is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

Give it a rest. Everybody knows what the real ratings are.

>OMG SINGING JUST LIKE OLDSCHOOL GDQ

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you heard me

Is it over i played vidya right after the pronouns

That was way worse than trannies

here we go shrekino

>tranny run ends
>crowd immediately livens up

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boob
girl
omg i have boobs and they are very boob
*fast forward to the next day*
kill me

Be honest, how many girls/girls(male) could you fuck if you were at the event?
I say minimum 1 per day

Spikedvegeta trying to raise the fun again after fucking tranny tried to destroy it.

Thank you spike

This. The only people who have clearly feminine names are trannies or total fucking uggo hambeasts. Or, men pretending to be women. Same deal with anyone speaking excessively girly, like using anime emoticons or stuttering, or going out of their way to remind everyone they supposedly have a vagina.

>singing
Well, it's better than monotonous southern drawl directed to no one.

It's called the suspension bridge effect. They've bonded over a shared traumatic event.

CRISPR soon

RE2 started strong but devolved into reddit when they taught the audience to yell every time someone in the game swore. the 4th survivor had a good ending.

I've seen this several times and i never know how much damage it did because it cuts of, but with that ragdolling of the lower part i guess he got hurt enough.

>Donations that flirt with the reader

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>start tier list to help people who can't watch every run find the good ones
>fakers show up to troll
>now everyone hates me

fuck this, i quit. enjoy your fake tier lists

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>Reading a donation asking the audience to clap for your cutesy voice

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He was right, more than even he knew.

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Cyan is cute.

Friendly reminder that even "good" looking trannies look good only in photos since they use a really forced angle to look more feminine. ALL trannies are actually disgusting looking freaks and you're delusional if you think otherwise.

That's because when a tranny is around people have to worry that literally anything could offend them so it's just tense.

I'm an all-star guys

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based?

This, one of the "positive" things about this run was that the couch faggot did shut the fuck up.

Hope you fucking neck yourself, cunt.

yes, fuck off you fake fuck

GET HYPE
youtube.com/watch?v=6A9M226_28Y

Why the fuck did you put that shitty Dive Kick run so high?

>anything but omega

fake news

i might stay for the shrek one because it should be pure fun, somebody once told me

>That King of All Cosmos picture
I feel sorry for the poor person who has to own that terrifying thing.

>liking cutesy voices
I don't get it

you mean how many could i coerce to have sex with me? honestly 0.

>we play on the first version of the game because it is the most broken
>if the devs didn't want us to do this they wouldn't have released it like this
>It doesnt matter that it was patched out later since we play the game as it was originally intended

Manhattan bridge is calling.

Why does this girl have an actually baby voice

youtube.com/watch?v=Xh18Cm5Rm90
SHREK IS LOVE

doin good work user don't let these trannies ruin it

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To be honest after the Chad split/second run with the crazy cunt doing that pimp dance.
Nothing can even compare in cringe level

>"OMG, THAT'S LITERALLY ME"
t. claris proto gabli etc

DUDE
SHREK
LMAO

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goose was right about gdq all along.

Good please go, dive kick being higher than split/second and on the same level as big the cat is retarded.

why do these people always have terrible voices what the fuck

This. I like my women to sound like women.

the OP and second post are 40 seconds apart, you can't actually post a second time for a full minute retards

What's up with the loud niggers yelling "hype" every time

goodbye faggot

>the only game they play the actual music for is shrek
fuck

samefag

THEY'RE PRAISING THE SUN

top kek

i'm sad that a once good event has been reduced to a soulless corporate money generating drive that has shut all the good runners out in favor of transgender nonsense.

why can't we have nice things?

There's no fucking way this is real

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Tactical eye bleaching inc.

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yes you can you absolute newfag, the timer is 15 seconds

>you are glowing
FUCKING CIA NIGGER

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0, would probably lock eyes with a tranny then leave due to a mix of shame and social anxiett

But bro don't you want to hear our epic cover of Sonic music with Edobean singing?

>"wow I had no idea"
Translation: I just thought you were outrageously ugly/I'm saying this to be nice

No, what I'm saying is that makes the run fundamentally boring. Fucking borderlands without randomly generated weapons is worthless in the context of GDQ.

>A-user, you're awake!
>I was so worried I put too much in your drink...
>Don't panic, I promise you'll be able to move soon!
>You were so nice to me during my inFamous run, I-I swear I heard you clapping a lot!
>Nobody else is nice to me, so I knew I could trust you, it's an emergency!
>You see I...
>I left my dilation rod at home!
>The roofie wasn't the only drug I put in your drink, but - but don't worry!
>I only need you for about half an hour, at the most! Just enough to prevent the mucus inside from coagulating.
>I promise it will even feel good after a little bit!
>I knew I could count on you, user.
>We're going to be so close after this.

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was he in gdq? and hes literally trans he even got ffs and is on hormones

Honestly surprised nobody's tried to go apeshit at a GDQ yet.

Feedback recieved, bumped Katamari to D since people gave it Ss and As.

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched) // Silent Hill 3
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune // We Love Katamari
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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For some reason this really reminds me of the coffee dad twitter

'Really need #to dilate'

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here we go baby

>They already run the song joke to the ground
I mean, it was expected but jesus christ, make it stop lads

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>t. seething tranny

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The announcer's voice is really cute. Are there any pictures? Please tell me she's fat.

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Terry was to pure for this world. CIA Niggers killed him and made it out to be a suicide.

Viewer count went from 95k to 133k

I prefere the gif of midna by chelodoy.

Black Cauldron was a good movie.

move it down back to Omega

>bumped Katamari to D since people gave it Ss and As.
lol no one's going to take this list seriously, fuck off

ahahhahahhahahahah. its funny cause shrek

this is actually horrifying

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WHY are people SO UGLY MAN

this shit is ridiculous even the seemingly normal dudes are like 6/10s tops

im a 10 bros lmao EZ

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what the fuck shrek runs fast as shit

Barely anyone gave it As or Ss

HIGH OCTANE SHREK SPEEDRUN

How is this fat ogre fuck so fast.

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Who else here is hyped for the finale of SGDQ 2019?

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Shrek's been working out.

See

Finally a normal person doing an actual speedrun

It's a list based on the votes of Yea Forums. You actually think that should be taken seriously ever?

moving back down you fucking faggot

>brap mechanics
oh no

this gonna be kino

2019 in the history books

this game actually looks based

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based

>FAST MOVING SHREK AT INCREDIBLY HIGH SPEEDS

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Fucking gas the audience, what the fuck.

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>prevent the mucus inside from coagulating.
I gagged.

he's been doing this shit all day, that's why that meme dive kick run and rygar are so high

Bad games block is the best block.

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>brap mechanics
nice

You mean I can just spam S for everything to make it useless? Duly noted.

Imagine her staring directly into your eyes like that while she rides your cock and pumps you for cum, bros.

Wow you've really rustled my jimmies again posting this for the hundredth time

God damn it I miss him so much

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"I need to grab Little Red Riding Hood's sack"
you don't say :^)

This announcer is trying way too hard

where does Yea Forums rate Arabian Nights from AGDQ 2018. Since we're on bad games and all

H-HE'S FAST!
youtube.com/watch?v=vruXyAufte0

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Imagine the smell, Donkey.

>chest and neck hair
wow what a woman

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>loud conspicuous SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF as runner says you can get a boost from farting

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His commentary is pretty good about what he's doing.

>it's actually a good looking speedrun

This looks like a decent speedgame desu

damn shrek

yes!

crowd yelling way too much during shrek run.

>user, are you awake? it's me, aly
>user, i'm so sorry i had to do this to you
>no, please, don't struggle, i don't want you to hurt yourself
>you're safe, it's my hotel room
>i uhh, slipped a little something in your drink, i was scared you'd say no
>i screwed up, user. i left my dilation rods at home. i'm such a ditz sometimes!
>i just need a favour user
>it's been a few days now, i can feel the hairballs scratching around in there
>and.. and, i've been discharging puss, sort of like my own pussy juices, user
>if i don't get something in there soon the walls will start to heal together
>i.. i just need you to stretch the mucus apart for, like, 40 minutes tops
>i'm sorry, really, but i need this too bad for you to say no
>so i put something else in that drink, too
>you always used the right pronouns, user, and you seemed to really like my run
>it's going to be so intimate, user

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couch is cringe
runner is good
its always this way

This seems like a decent speed game somehow.

I miss kino licensed games.

arabian nights was fucking kino

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>should i shave today?
>ah fuck it LOL
>IT'S MA'AM LOL

shut the fuck up faggot, it's 1 min if you use an image

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huh

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absolutely nailed the crazy cat lady look

>throwing the sheep
>YEEET

What a cutie

c'mon spyke you're over doing it

Is that blueglass' angelic laughter i hear in the background or am i just delusional?

>gets a harem of princesses
>and a random fucking dude
jesus christ

This run is killing my sides.

CHOKE ALERT

kek
post chart pls

Was great

But this looks like a really solid game

HEEEEEEELP MEEEEE!

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>social outcasts yelling normie shit
what the fuck is this subculture

Spike overacting?
I'm shocked

>the sheep can just fall out of bounds sometimes
Exactly what I expected.

>I'm not black at all, I promise

Isn't this like the first game with deferred rendering?

SSS

Did they mic the audience or are they just that fucking loud. I can't hear the runner.

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that ogre is overweight and moves at a high velocity

whats your excuse?

40%

it's inevitable.

>objective is to brap on a cow
Based

Nobody once told me.

Same man. Think they turned up audience volume when they were singing and forgot to turn it down. Crowd loud as fuck

my new pronouns are xi/jinping

underrated

I'm not extra large.

>clear level by brapping
Now I've seen it all.

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damn..

>you will never sprint at someone, knock them over, and fart in their face

It just keeps happening

*SNAP*

Gas this fucking crowd Jesus

Been a while since I saw a klonoa thread...

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overrated

are they gonna yell YEET every single time he throws something

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speedbagging

normie meems all day

Watching the madness of this game at optimal speed is killing my consciousness.

Yeah xD

OOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRB

What do you think?

That's what people consider fun now.

FART
BOOST
JUMP

whys the stream so damn loud

Sounds like a Tarantino movie

>bringing the wageslaves back to work
>farts on everything
>extra large
It really is our game

fucking incredible

>i.. i just need you to stretch the mucus apart for, like, 40 minutes tops

fuuuuuuuuuck you

Where's new thread user?

>slept thru horror block

dammit

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Why is this thread so dead? Did I stay in an old one accidentally? Did everyone go to sleep?

turned up audience before game while they sang, never turned them down

Katamari was awful.

They turned up audio when crowd was singing and forgot to turn it down. so now the crowd is equally as loud as the runner.

when its 500

its 2-6am in america dude use your brain

Everyone's asleep
Which means they're missing out.

god damn spike is annoying

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Jeez, what a boring fucking commentator for such a meme game.

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>slept through 2 games
wow

Take a guess, newfriend

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Shoutouts to the amazing Power-Up Audio!

The tranny left so nobody cares about GDQ at the moment

>braping on the queen
based

It wasn't amazing.

Yeah he's become steadily more obnoxious every year

it's 5am and we're watching a fat man fart on everything

he is explaining everything, what the fuck do you want you dumb faggot

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surprised the faker didn't make one 50 posts early again just to shill his list

>braps the boss

Based

Damn this zoomer doesn't even need to take a break to talk does he

He is one of the few people there that I like.

4 am in burgerland

Why are trannies so obsessed with Yea Forums?
Nobody wants them here.

its so upsetting. run ruined by crowd because cant fucking hear anything besides HAHAHAHA and YEET

I miss the old school gdq where he and trihex would hang out and shitpost loudly and werster could say nigger and nothing would happen

Yea Forums only cares when a tranny shows up. They don't care about discussing anything genuinely entertaining because they can only find entertainment is shitposting about trannies.

u just got GNOMED

The beard onion boy needs to get punched in the face holy shit

the (((GNOMES))) had it coming

I wish the crowd would shut the fuck up

OBJECTIVE: BRAP BOOST ON GNOMES

Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to watch a lowkey good licensed game.

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nice projecting but RE2, big the cat, silent hill 3, just a tiny bit ago were full of hype.

new brap

You've certainly got a lot to say about Yea Forums as if you're not on it. Yea Forums thinks a lot of different things. That's why there are so many arguments. Stop acting like you're from reddit.

>wavebrap into ogre fist
dear god save me

SOOOOOOOOOOOMEBODY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORB
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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based

Right now is a good time to go to sleep. Goodnight anons!

>that guy who thought they were trolling before apologising profusely

Basically an SS run ruined by this shit.

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youtu.be/dcOmkcDIihg

I want a webm of it

This game is too spooky

Everytime I see that face I think even God must have puked a little knowing what a fucked up thing he made.

His shirt reminds me of those mexican blankets.

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Honestly feel sad for him.

Best in Show

I feel really sad for people like this. They're so delusional. How can you help people with this mental illness? I mean ACTUALLY HELP them.

But he's obviously not mentally ill if he knows he's a male regardless of how he looks, he's just living his degenerate lifestyle happily but not ignorantly.
I can respect that.

I love the brief moments of good frame rate.

GAME!

I think it's even more fucked up that he wants to look like a woman but not be one. Like does his brain look in the mirror everyday and say "wow I look cut- I mean dashing today, woops"?

I did once go on a date with a real woman who had some kind of horrifying medical condition that gave her roughly this amount of body hair
needless to say, there was no second date

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>tranny runner been gone for ages
>Yea Forumseddit and /pol/niggers still screaming about trannies
i thought you niggers hated them being forced into every conversation?

I'm sorry a little voice in my head is saying "forty one before thirty" now... could someone help me translate this? I can't quite put my finger on the meaning here...

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>tranny runner been gone for ages
>tranny still seething

>has more neck and chest hair than me
being a hairlet really sucks at least my head hair is tight af

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