Well looks like ill be getting a nintendo

Well looks like ill be getting a nintendo

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**looks like im gonna ask my mom to buy me a nintendo
FTFY

Do you think Nintendies finally realized this was fake? Or do they still have the memory of a goldfish?

*cough*

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How can you guys be talking about this when etika just died?

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>80%
why not 110%

I dont want to upgrade every 2 years asshole

I...No? There's as many playstations out there as there is "LGBT" people x100000. They're a minority.

>80%
>The minority

>80% of Gamers are part of the LGBT community
Translation,
>The majority of people who took our obscure questionnaire during Pride Month are labeled as bisexual because one of our questions asks if they'd "show romantic/sexual interest in a member of the same sex if they're really, really hot and you're horny."
That's how these surveys get you. It's how they got 35% of high schoolers are LGBT, and it's how they got 80% here.

No, its 80% of sonyfags. Not all gamers

no, they just surveyed people in san francisco

I just looked it up. It's fake. OP you're the biggest fag of them all.

>tfw no cute sony bf

>The media praises the NBA as being the "most diverse sport in America" because 76% of their players are black
>Black Panther is regarded as an, "incredibly diverse" movie because 90% of the actors are black
>Playstation Gaymers are considered, "incredibly vibrant yet still vulnerable" because they're 80% of the population
Diversity is code-word for anti-white.

>white people can't be gay

kys faggot

XDD.....DDD HATE THE GAYS LOL!
POL! YAY! TRUMP!!! BAESED AND TRUMPFPILLED! DILATE, HAVE SEX, SOI, COPE, SEETHE!!!!

Gaystation

I might aswell. Life without a cute sony bf is pure suffering.

There’s more gay people games/players on pc than on console

truly the essence of Yea Forums boiled down into one post

Are you kidding?
Blumpf loves homosexuals.

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Dilate, homo

You should! All gays should.

'Fake'. It might as well be a real headline at this point. Have you even been paying attention to SOnY? PC and Nintendo is the only kino choice now

But why?

Lgbt couples dont last long.

another crappy gen. jesus I hope video games die now.

Huh. Been with my bf for 12 years now. Want to tell me that one again?

Snoy has been dead to me since the PS2 era
when they announced the PS3 wouldnt be backward compatible I abandoned Snoy and got back into PC gaming
never owned a console since and dont regret it in the slightest

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40% of them died.

I know the math doesn't add up, fuck trannies and fuck jannies.

THEY WERE A WARNING

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You wont last, duder. Believe me. I know, Ive been in a few and watch all gay couples I saw\ knew fall. Why do you see gay couples in media like NITW and Zooptopia as protrayed as barely functional? Its obvious that those gay couples WONT last but telme this too why so much commitment issues in the lgbt community? So many fall on poly and open to survive. And thats a fact.

>You wont last, duder. Believe me.
12 years together and you're saying we won't last? Lol, ok then. I'll just believe your drivel then.

>It might as well be a real headline
getting called out on it being fake and still trying to convince people it's real is really sad user

When PC chads tell you to upgrade to PC, we don't actually mean it. We know you're too retarded to operate a computer, but we tell you to upgrade so that while you're playing your laggy sub HD console games, it's always in the back of your mind that if you weren't so dumb, you'd be on PC like everyone else.

I think the fact that that headline could be mistaken as real is kind of telling about the current state sony is in.

Ah, confirmed all men buying a PS5 have a deep desire for big meaty boy penis right up their back door. From this day on the words "I own a PS5" shall be synonyms with "I'm into men."

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And that's a good thing!

or the current state of people reading the news if they can't be bothered to check if it's real or not and just accept it without thinking

>XDDDD .... NOT ONLY TOLERATE GAYS BUT BASICALLY BE THEM IF YOU BUY A SYSTEM, LE AIMED AT 10% OF THE POPULATION THIS MEANS YOU'RE HOMOPHOBE IF YOU DON'T BUY ONE, GIVE US YOUR MONEY GAY BOY, BASED AND WOKE, BIGGOT, NAZI, INCEL!
Both sides can do it user, but what's the point?

I'm not the OP? But that's the thing about ASSuming, you just make an ASS out of yourself.

Fake or not, they already started with PS4 anyway

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you're still basically trying to convince people it's real. you are the ass. and i am the dick :3

Why is Yea Forums so assblasted at Sony all the time?

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>ever increasing censorship
>commiefornia has consumed its Japan roots
>always impeding easily achieved cross platform play.
Fuck snoy

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looks like its time for the return of the king

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Success breeds jealousy.
Always rings true.

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Thats gay

Because it's true

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That doesn't explain why no one shitposts about Sony.

Yikes

NintenGAF manchild central.

I wasn't trying to convince anyone it was a real headline at all. It's okay user, time to bend over.

kinda explains the analvore snoyjak

>80% of sonyfags are genetic dead ends

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Don't use mean words, the ethics department at Sony of America might go after you

I shouldn't have laughed

seething

NOOOOOOOOOO SNOYMUTTS!

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Cope

Cope

>80% of ps4 owners are actual faggots

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How did the world end up this way?

Enablers

Cope

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Not him, but gay people often say that it's hard for them to find someone that wants to have a serious relationship. I think lesbians are the opposite, they go too fast and crash
Personally I don't trust sluts, be they male or female, homo or straight, so congrats for finding a long term bf, user.

seems legit

how do you even make a console for homos?
is the controller a buttplug?
what is Sony thinking?

Cope

Yeah I own a PS5, how could you tell

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From the bulge in your pants when you saw me you faggot

Cause you used a photoshopped picture to represent your insecurity

>it's another 'the 12 year olds that make up 90% of Yea Forums are """"""""""false-flagging"""""""""" again' episode
Reminder that the only people who actively participate in console war faggotry are poorfags, children who have parents that won't buy them more than one console, and third worlders.

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Why are you still playing on a game console?

For the GAYmers

>being poor
Pfffhahaha

unironically true, the amount of fags, especially from here, that would add me then send me pictures of them in knee socks would blow your mind.

I haven’t upgraded my pc in almost 3 years and still play games maxed out 1440p 144fps

Considering that the average Yea Forumsirgin is a raging fag it should be a Yea Forumsavorite soon

Firstly that pic is almost certainly fake
Secondly get an Xbox, Switch is literally for children

kek, I saw a friend of mine selling his PS4 today

>Replying to soo many people.
Got a craving some big manly (you)s, huh?

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>owning an Xbox
>not PC + Switch combo

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One PS5 pls..

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No shit, it’s literally the anime console

As an actual gay I am sick to death of this shit reinforcing that fags are different from everyone else. I’ve never liked attention and shit like this just highlights to the general public that gays are different from everyone else and need to be treated differently one way or another. I’m so sick of being the gay guy and not just a guy.

join Islam user it will make you feel better. InshAllah.

Cope

Okay, faggot.

Post more.

>Over 80% of PS4 users are fags
absolutely based

Have you tried not being gay, faggot?

What is he buying? Switch or new graphics card?

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What does that even mean?

You're not the boss of me!

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What? LGBTQ community, you mean?
L = lesbian
G = gay
B = bi
T = trans
Q = Quarks

what does appealing to WTFBBQ even mean?

puffy vulva?

>over 80% of ps4 community is lgbt

Not actually possible since fags only make up like 5% of the population

Yes, I am. Keep posting.

>"We're Cross-players too"
make this their slogan

What exactly causes this? I know that girls who have daddy isses either fuck with every guy who buys them a drink, or a nigger / muslim just to ''prove'' something or simply post their nudes online because they want to hear how special and wonderful they are, but I don't understand what causes the same type of behaviour in guys who do the same thing, but first use makeup so they can be 'traps'. Were they beaten on a daily basis while they were in high school?

>Have parade where they accentuate the difference, that shows off their sexuality to everyone in a rather provocative fashion, which most people that are seen as average don't really do, at least as far as I've seen.
>Get their own "day" for their sexuality.
>Alot of the gay people that get notice are so omega flamboyant that you might as well paint "I'm different" on their head.
>We're not so different you and I.
What did the gay community mean by this?

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I think you're missing a few letters:
L = Lesbian
G = Gay
B = Bisexual
T = Transgender
Q = Queer or Questioning
B = Bestiality
N = Necrophilia
P = Pedophilia

well as the sole representative of the playstation community who is not LGBT I think I'm offended.

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World Town Festival barbeque?

So Keiichirō Toyama's new game is all but confirmed to be a new Forbidden Siren.

You're at least somewhat excited, right Yea Forums?

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More like 80% of people that have a PS4 are called faggots, so Sony just assumed.

I dunno man, maybe they just crave men and since gay people are a small% of the population they trying being as female as possible to try and get a straight guy to do things with them.

I see + sometimes; LGBTQ+
What's does the plus mean? HIV positive (+)?

C'MON LITTLE DONNIE, CANADA'S DOING IT, GET WOKE!

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user, KEK! No, pretty sure it's not that, it's probably meant to cover everything else you might "identify" as. Like furry sexual or what ever some one might call him self.

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the fuck is that supposed to mean?
built in dildo and dilator?

>built in dildo
What is PS Move?

It's basically what said. Stuff like Pansexual and all this other nonsense. But I wouldn't be surprised if they added that HIV bit in there for the future.

Literally the FagStation.
No surprise really, when every exclusive title has lgbt shit shoved into it.
Neogaf loved Sony for a reason.

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lmao Xtranny can't even hide behind his dogshit anymore so he has to go leeching

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So basically, since there are more than 800 genders in the current year, I can just pick or even create some random term for myself - say, Pollywatersexual - and I can ''be'' in that LGBTQ+ category?

Fake.
Real.

For the GAYMERS

I am gay.
I hate Snoy.

So any possibility this will end up like the PS3 up until 2010?
That would be a fucking miracle for that to happen again.

cool later sony

Sure. Why not?

Shut in porn addicts who want to feel the pleasure of the receivers in their porn.

Assuming this is true and not bait, I have a question for you. Are you bothered by the fact that trans and other mental illnesses are put in the same group as you fags (which is, obviously, a sexual preference) or you don't care at all?

If you don’t get one you’re still a faggot anyway so you might as well

PS Controller > Dualshock > Dualshock 2 > sixaxis/dualshock 3 > DS4 > DickSuck 5

Thx.
Are you listing them by their timeline / appearance? Because if this is a list of controllers from best to worst I can't take you seriously. Sixaxis/DS3 is not in the last place where it should be.

NINTEEEEEEEEENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>not including asexuals

It's okay :(

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I'm actually heterogaysexual, I only desire to have straight intercourse with women that are gay. Very nich I know, I'm different, what can I say.

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Then just watch futa porn, what? There penis being pleasured, you know what a penis feels like all good, not like you'll ever know what a vagina feels like ... does the trans "hole" after the operation even feel anything?

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I unironically traded someone my ps4 for a switch. If I want graphics anyways I can just use my PC.

So you want to have a sex with women that don't find you attractive because you are not a woman. You want to have a sex with women against their will. That's a nice way of saying you're a rapist, haha.

Is there anything worse than 80 IQ incels who become hysterical over literal fake news? Fucking kill yourselves you genetic dead ends

cope

fucking hell im dead
just like etika

OH NO NO NO NO NO!

>m-muh free speech.

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express is a tabloid newspaper that is so far stretched it's almost a parody like the onion

every morning I wake up I check my phone to see their article headlines, they never fail to give me a sensible chuckle

>That filename
Stay on Twitter, Xtranny.

>trap
>shut in
lol

well i was abused, raped, and socially fucked with all throughout my childhood so it's probably stuff like that

And now you want to be raped, abused, degraded...?

cope
Had no idea that GTAV was on Switch.

nah
i just don't want to look like the sick fucks who fucked me up i guess
plus futa are hot and i like the idea of being one?

Welcome home son

I read that headline in his voice
youtube.com/watch?v=wBe13StTKaM

>low-single-digit percentage of the population is your target audience

What could possible go wrong?

This is actually why I switched to xbox. I see bragging about "anime games" and "jrpg's" but where are they? When I had a ps4 I had like 3 where is everything else a fucking lgbt movie.

>thinking fake headlines are real

A lot is going wrong.

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I have never heard or seen the name etika on Yea Forums before that.
Is it a psyop or something?

Of course not user, thought of consent makes my peepee the big peepee. I simply live in permanent rejection. So like everyone else on here, only worse.

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>i just don't want to look like the sick fucks who fucked me up i guess
That's fine. And I agree. But you are still fucked.
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against traps. I'd probably fuck you. A hole is still a hole.

Seems like a fake, but is America and Sony so Who knows?

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>ban your Playstation systems
DEFEND THIS BOOTLICKING SNOYGGERS!

actually, the question that got them was "do you own a PS4", that's how they know snoyfags are gay.

well, this is real. Feel free to check it our yourself

ape escape fans btfo

>For the gaymers AKA mentally ill people.

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See? Even the president says they're censoring games because of children. And that's not a fake article.
So, when you see an angry Snoy who yells how Switch is for (man)children, you can be sure he's assblasted because his game was censored and Sony treats him as a child who needs a protection.

He some sort of 'videogame celebrity/personality'. I have no idea really.

fag enablers are also part of lgbtqxyz+++ community. which means 100% of ps4 owners.

Why is anybody suprised?

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>by elon nut
Yea ok

>Ps5 will be nothing but traps and fags

looks like i'm getting a ps5 day 1. why would i want to play with a bunch of testosterone roided xbox fags when i can play with cute trap boys on ps5?

PC...kek, nothing but fortnite fags or fags that only care about hardware instead of real human interaction.

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You better be cute too, fag.

500 IQ right here.

Okay looks like my boyfriend and I will be getting the ps5 after all

Thanks BASED Sony

Based.

dare I say BASED SONY FAN