Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon
Now: Divekick Bongo%
Next: We Love Katamari with IGrabTheClit
Later: Shrek Extra Large
Stream: twitch.tv
Full Schedule: gamesdonequick.com
Summer Games Done Quick 2019 Marathon
Now: Divekick Bongo%
Next: We Love Katamari with IGrabTheClit
Later: Shrek Extra Large
Stream: twitch.tv
Full Schedule: gamesdonequick.com
Fuck the tier list
SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift / Resident Evil 2
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Silent Hill 3
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
ahem... fuck niggers
ELECTRIC
SAMUEL
what a stupid fucking meme game this shit looks like a flash game on newgrounds
This is 22 minutes? This is going to kill the hype.
So these are the people that wear wrist watches.
>esam
fpbp
Wow, this is boring and then Katamari feat. a goblin is after. Time to watch Nanoha instead!
mooods
play melty
>Katamari is literally my favorite game series of all time
>tranny runner
I can't fucking take it bros
Has Esam finally shaved his weird beard
This one is going to empty the room
fpbp
Threadly reminder that MSF:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
Let's break 2 million this GDQ!
>ESAM
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO BROS
DON'T WORRY, DO YOUR BEST
Pikachu? BUSTED
I liked SGDQ back when it was smaller. Now it feels like it's gotten too big, too "professional". (Like when it got on Steven Colbert's show.) It doesn't have the same charm to me as it did a few years ago.
I WANT TO BE HYPED BUT I ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE AWFUL ANONS IT HURTS
Lots of good runs today but this is going to put me to sleep, hope you anons have a good night!
this but unironically
you ARE gonna give his run an SSS, right?
22 minutes of literally the same boring gameplay
Right there with you dude
I hope that they're at least good at the game
>won't even be able to enjoy the music
is this a flash game?
SSS2: Metroid Prime 2
SS: Borderlands 2
S: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
A: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
B: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade)
D: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Split/Second // Super Mario Sunshine
F: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2
ZZZ: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Silent Hill 3
Ω: Punch-Out!! (Wii) // Big's Adventure 3
>IGrabTheClit
whoa
The wabbit bean suckers sure as hell will, multiple times.
>Katmari runner
The hype was doomed from the start
I LACK ATTENTION SPAN AND LIKE LOUD SHOUTING OF MEMES. HAHAHA BIG THE CAT PIG THE CAT THICC THE CAT
I want someone caring to cuddle with until I fall asleep.
Im gonna watch it just to see how much of a train wreck it will be. I CANNOT understate how much I fucking hate trannies and their presence at this event.
What happened to divinity 2?
Based.
Jebaited!
thank you user
Time to do something else for 22 minutes.
Blessing thread with thicc imp.
What does the N stand for?
every time i hear lips opening and tongues moving i audibly cringe and wish i owned a firearm
please gdq
please fix
SINGING FUNNY
FORCED MEMES FUNNY
TRANNIES GOOD
>babbys getting triggered by the most ELECTRIFYING man in Smash
That was at AGDQ earlier this year, and it was hilarious. The dude fucked up a save 20 minutes in and couldn't complete the run because of it, so instead of asking for a reset he just immediately gave up, took his headset off and left without completing the game.
luckily very little GDQ revenue actually makes it to the charities. The event organizers need most of the money to live on and set-up the next GDQs
You don't actually have to be a transphobe user. Wouldn't that solve your problem?
THAT'S A FUCKING THUMBNAIIL YOU NIGGER DON'T GET MY HOPES UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Last year's list was good.
This just keeps getting worse.
No matter how hard you try, it won't shift
>SS: Borderlands 2
Yeah nice try buddy.
yes!
how to spot someone who doesnt work in medical
Why is this thread trying to make me jerk off?
1 hour and 22 minutes, actually.
"Yeah I speedrun Mario 64. How could you tell?"
WHY does ESAM have that weird beard bangs thing. Being bald is whatever that happens to anyone but then he goes full fucking soi with a little beard like that. FUCK
You have a tebukuro fetish?
Is it worth fucking up my sleep schedule until Mort the chicken? Everything is dog shit tomorrow until the next day at FIVE FUCKING THIRTY AM when they run Cave Story. Apparently trash like Pokemon Crystal, Borderland$$$, and Tumblr Rune deserved a prime time slot better. Fucking lunacy.
gomen, gomenasai
samus slide for esam
based retard
keep it up midna poster, i love you
>mario 64
"try speedrunning celeste, casual"
skelly bro was less of an attention whore, just posted his list and left
what part of it is
ESL urchins have no credibility.
>be in MSF
>get to go to Africa, bang brown lolis back at your medical tent, and laugh at all the jealous roasties you work with getting mad about it as you say they're your "girlfriends"
Sounds pretty based desu
why do you have to pay to chat? What the fuck
I'm trying to decide if I wanna jerk off or sleep.
that's better thanks, I want to cum in that glove and make her wear it
Reminder that this is a bully free zone, be nice and kind to each other around here.
Hey. Cut that out.
This. They've been trying to illegally move people into Europe.
uh oh mods caught on, time to stop lewd posting. Do me a solid and just toss me a warning instead of a ban
Play fighting games everyone!
>doesn't know where THE BAZ comes from
Alright I don't like these runners so much now.
why is everybody calling this guy a tranny
Divekick is pure kino you fucking faggots.
This is the second game we've seen in this event that has Zubaz. Are there any more on the schedule?
I'll be fine
Former for me
As you wish user.
>Oh, you too?
Why are they losing so much?
that actually makes me feel really bad for him, christ
I can feel the pressure on you even if it was a midnight run
It was boring as shit.
this game is boring. good night Yea Forums
esam isn't actually balding, that's just the look he wants to go for
>celeste
Is basedleste still relevant?
>runners losing rounds
this shit sucks desu
Are you slow?
>prime time
>in a 24h event broadcasted to and watched by the whole world
please.
>yfw this run is only here so esam has another excuse to hog another spotlight, on top of shilling for the fgc with babby's first mindgames
>The Textorcist
>D tier
Go fuck yourself that shit was great
because he does himself
Skelly bro's list got fucked up hard before the end though
There's no way. That makes me even angrier as someone who's likely going to be bald in a year
>You gonna check out my AM2R speedrun later?
How fucking new
keep being based, user
Does this run go to the bottom of the tier list for killing off the hype from the last few games?
Yeah, it was pretty brutal. The dude that ran Textorcist yesterday was almost as bad. It was a typing game where you also have to dodge shmup bullets and he couldn't find someone to commentate, so he had to do it himself. He couldn't talk, type and move all at the same time and he didn't even beat all the bosses, he just ended the run and looked like he was gonna cry. Felt so bad for him.
Best friend's rip
It goes to lets play tier.
That hall is going to empty up real quick. I like Katamari but its never drawn large crowds.
holy shit this race
Who the fuck made a bunch more gigachad edits, I missed you guys.
Peak viewership is PDT/EDT. By a large margin. Also Europeans are cheap as fuck when it comes to tipping and donations, everyone knows this. That's why they used to schedule shit runs late night too but apparently Cave Story is now a shit game.
Imagine beng bad at this shitty meme game and losing to the ai lmaoooo
>Why yes, I'm the world record owner in wii-fit
lmao get FUCKED ESAM
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ESAM
ESAM BTFO
ESAM BTFO
ESAM BTFO
ESAM BTFO
ESAM BTFO
what a fucking boring shitfest
ending was great
how was the sonic run? I missed it
Man fuck this run they don't even manipulate the AI
Good run
im cummin bros. im fuckin cumming
wtf this shit is awesome
it's over......
shut the fuck up
SSS tier run. That race was super back & forth.
these last couple threads have unironically gotten me into the fapping to kpop hole. am i fucked?
Holy shit that comeback
>Chokes just likes he does in Smash
Holy shit my sides
i can't escape the trannies
im a cna
it's rare to see runners actually pop off when they win a race
guess its becasue they're smashers
sorry anons but
SSS2: Metroid Prime 2
SS: Borderlands 2
S: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
A: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
B: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade)
D: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Split/Second // Super Mario Sunshine
F: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
ZZZ: Rygar // Titanfall 2 // Silent Hill 3
Ω: Punch-Out!! (Wii) // Big's Adventure 3
WE'RE IN THE LANGZONE NOW BOYS
L A N G Z O N E
A
N
G
Z
O
N
E
SSS
>ESAM chokes
am I watching smash broters
Rate that race!
You've passed the point of no return.
so you're telling me i can win a trip to hang out with some literal who??? where do i sign up!
dont act like you wouldnt let her micro your cock user
which are the greatest runs ever?
most people only remember the drama/meme ones, but which runs over the history of agdq do you consider to be SSSSS+?
B
A - meme game but the race actually came down to the wire
>Why yes, I speedrun Halo:CE on Legendary, how could you tell?
6/10, entertaining race but kinda meh outside the couch commentary.
Any Katamari runners here?
A+
Solid B.
>Why yes, I exclusively speedrun boss rush games
sss+
Aqua is the worst girl
D.
You're not shit. You're an ignorant mongrel.
B
SSS
B+, good race finish
SS or SSS
C, runners were both pretty bad at the game. lost a ton of rounds to the computer
A
Why yes I speedrun Ape Escape 3, how did you know?
Previous run added!
SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat // Dive Kick
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift / Resident Evil 2
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer // Silent Hill 3
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
>Video of Dave Lang kicking a person on crutches
This should just play during intermission between runs.
A because it was so close, also because we got to see Dave Lang.
SS, really quick and really tight!
It's no big deal
C
F, actually just a lets play
S - Good commentary and the race was pretty close. ESAM got BTFO at the end.
Bonesaw running "Owen Wilson and the Search For The Missing Keys"
Shit game, good Race
B
C at best. Stupid meme game with stupid meme gimmick.
GCN F-zero GX
Might have to do with the fact that Euros can't tax deduct their donations to foreign organizations.
around A-S honestly.
The game was meh but the strong extremely close race made up for it
A or S
Sim City.
10/10, mindgames, close race.
Only good one so far for this GDQ, so it's kino
I gotchu senpai
i mean im certified in my state as a nursing assistant. you want me to type properly or something?
shush shush tomba runner
lmao did you even ask for votes?
SSS obviously, just like all runs at BASED sgdq, goddam i love this marathon and michael uyama!
shit game, shitty artifically overhyped runners. I unironically hated it maybe because I'm in my wageslave cubicle at 9 am, but still: SHIT run
Holy shit, Katamari next?
NA NANA NA NANA NA NANA NA NANA NA NANA NA NANA NA NANA NA NANA NA NANA
Speedrun of Mafia WHEN
idk but the crowd HOYP dropped from a 10 to a 2 with that run
I imagine the hoyp train might be gone for the night now
KATAMARI NEXT
>KATAMARI NEXT
KATAMARI NEXT
>KATAMARI NEXT
KATAMARI NEXT
>KATAMARI NEXT
KATAMARI NEXT
>KATAMARI NEXT
KATAMARI NEXT
>KATAMARI NEXT
B+
wtf
Whoever's there, kill this bitch with the hat.
short and sweet, but nothing special
B
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE REMIX
WAY TO RUIN THE SONG
Okay, but seriously WHAT WAS THAT JACKET???
jranny
A
Katamari next!
A rank
no?
WARNING
TRANNY APPROACHING
WARNING
My tier list, my rules
lol what the fuck is this
How did it not get mercy killed?
>clothed, skinny women
How do you lads pull this off? What's a good video to start with?
F tier, 20 minutes+setup time wasted so esam can shill for the fgc which he isn't a part of fuck that piece of shit, fucker didn't even play that shit when it was out he can seriously fuck right off. fuck i hate shills
based retard
C. S'aight.
time to watch it plummet
That run was a journey.
>SSS
LMAO
>tfw filtered "rate" and "/10"
Andy running LttP randomizer with a great couch full of banter
>*blocks your path*
Blast Corps 2016.
Had Martin Wakeley on dev commentary with legit skill and various tricks/glitches throughout the whole of Blast Corps - you get to learn some neat shit about Rare and their group back when they were just like 4-6 dudes fucking around and getting in trouble. Graviton gets Platinums on every single level, and some are REALLY bullshit(they barely tested the times!)
don't do lonely rolling star like this
truly based
All map tiles by oatz was great.
>be me
>doesn't know who the fuck garbitheglitcheress is
>Read these tranny posts
>hoping it's at least cute tranny
>google images
>it's fucking Obey The Walrus
Based Hisui poster.
>GarbiTheGlitcheress
My tranny senses are tingling...
>3.5 hours over estimate
How the fuck did that happen?
Why would they mercy kill something, they had a full other stream for it and plenty of time
based miiaposter
based meguposter
Hard to say because I personally can't jerk off to naked women anymore.
It was at most an A.
good call
>only 500k in donations
>3 days left
ohnonononono the absolute STATE
ESA runs double-streams unlike money-banked GDQ.
>Disco Prince losing
The fuck is wrong with these people
Based megumeme poster
side stream
you're still gonna get all the fags giving letter grades
I Fucking Love SkeletonBill
>3 hours and 37 minutes overestimate
HOLY
~~~~IMPORTANT NOTICE~~~~
I think it's obvious that Lonely Rolling Star is the best Katamari song, maybe even vidya song, but even that won't save this run.
A
>Katamari
Cool, I love the Katamari games
>tranny runner
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN-well maybe it's a short run
>1:09
Good night, bros
Absolutely based
>fapping to 3D
*ahem*
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Katamari run soon
>Yea Forums is already seething because the runner is trans
Hermes please help us
user!!! what are you doing!!! are you being cheeky!!!
Why don't they actually play the song instead of this shitty remix.
>GarbitheGlitcheress
thats a tranny huh
ESA runs are notorious for going over estimate.
Did he take any breaks during that run to eat or use the bathroom?
I already told you what you are. It doesn't matter what you say, you have no leg to stand on when you try to determine other people are not credible. Do you understand? The reason you are dismissing my opinion of you is the reason I am dismissing your opinion of him. You recognize that my opinion is fucking irrelevant, so you need to acknowledge that yours is too, you fucking retard. Nobody gives a fuck what you think.
Runs by PJ are pretty fun since he's a good commentator. His RPG runs at that other event whose name I forget were cool.
Kingdom Hearts 2 Relay + Data Org - AGDQ 2015
>Megumeme likes the bald cuck
What a shame
Final dungeon for FF3 is hard bullshit.
Stream 2
Why is /he/ taking so long to set up????
KATAMARI BETTER NOT BE SHIT
Played Katamari Damacy for the first time earlier this month. Comfiest best game I’ve played in a long time. Looking forward to seeing some of We Love Katamari.
Why can't they just straight up ban trannies? Their runs are never fun.
STOP PLAYING SHITTY REMIXES YOU CUNT
4 days
That fucking hat is making me irrationally angry
Wiped once in the Crystal Tower
That lost him over an hour.
THEN the PSP's battery became dislodged and he had to star the Crystal Tower AGAIN. That lost him over an hour.
FFX and FFIII were both legendary
>Oh boy, guys we got a 3 million dollar donation from Mr. Anonymous right on our last day, give em a big round of applause!
Seriously though, why does everybody here get all butt blasted at the very idea of a trans person daring to run a game? Like what is the issue?
>recent runs have been fun
Wtf bros I thought we were supposed to be cynical and not enjoy anything??
It was on 2nd stream and last game being ran of the day at that week so they had all the time in the world.
FF3 is brutal at the end with its RNG and not able to save, so if you die you start way back always.
NAAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA KATAMARY DAMACY
its not just any tranny its a hideous goblin one, no way this run is gonna be anything but awkward and hard to watch
Why is that son
How new are you?
Donation rate spikes through the roof in the last 2 days
There's no way the raw OST would get past the Twitch content filter
Eat shit
yes! sorry user but
Warrior of Darkness here to slay all the he-males.
WE FALL
dilate, geso
His Robotrek run in 2016 at RPG Limit Break is really good. There's a forced grinding section based on luck and he gets such HARD godluck he has to slow the run because he'll literally PB and it won't count(they weren't properly recording it in a way that would count somehow, iirc.)
because they're ugly and annoying 97% of the time
if they were hot or funny there would be plenty of people saying they liked them
If there's anyone that can speedrun mafia, its smash players.
Yup, if you remember the awkward and bad Bubsy II run from AGDQ18, it's that guy.
Is it weird to anyone else that Best Buy is a sponsor this year?
just wait, this next run will probably be terrible
D, no commentary could make that game seem actually interesting.
The people that actually get mad are not mad that a trans person is speedrunning a video game. They are mad that the person is trans because they just hate them, or they hate them because they are such a lazy transgender person that they put no effort into being feminine and actually give real trans people a bad image.
RISE WITH ME
RISE WITH ME
RISE WITH ME
If the name includes:
>Queen
>Girl
>Empress
>anything-ess
yeah, it's a boy with a wig
>implying there aren't going to be a bunch of anonymous, no message 10/20 and 30 thousand dollar donations the last few days.
There's a lot of remixes of that song too.
This is my favorite version
youtube.com
kys. If it was a fat incel you wouldn't care. You'd say they were boring, but now that it's a tranny you're just going to tranny post instead of the run.
I just want a comfy Katamari run
I WANT A COMFY KATAMARI RUN
Fucking Yea Forumscels.
This has been a pretty fun GDQ not gonna lie senpai a lam
>preorder Cyberpunk 2077
wtf i thought GDQ was LGBTQ+++ friendly, i'm scared bros
Gone full circle, I've jerked off to porn for years and years so now I just like watching hot Koreans get exploited on stage in a country where porn is banned, I guess.
>Pre-order Pokemon Sword and Shield
lol no thanks
wtf what a lewd young girl
based sent being racially insensitive
oh fucking no
The ones that attend GDQ had a high fuck-up% rate. Plus the one from a couple years ago with the BotW debacle.
>BESTBUY AD
>in the age of digital storefronts
THESE NIGGERS SERIOUS LMAO
This and last year were both quality, I feel like they really stepped things up. The crowd has gotten worse though
>takes gloves off to touch prizes
Updated.
SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
SSS: Big the Cat
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift / Resident Evil 2 // Divekick
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine // Silent Hill 3
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2
Shame on you for trying to sneak Silent Hill back down.
I've never heard of them sponsoring any other gaming event before, so yeah I guess
time to duck out for an hour lmao, see you guys for based Shrek Extra Large.
keep the gloves on you greasy fuck
okay
Fpbp
With this guys taste he must gargle splooge
I wonder if they use generator for the names
I want to hot mating press Prize Goblin!
dial 8
Based Prize Goblin
>taking off gloves to touch all the prizes with your greasy shit hands
So, what do the prizes smell like when people receive them? Can they still smell Sent's scent on it?
there's nothing potentially fun or funny about an ugly tranny, there is no comfy katamari run. if you want to be circlejerked by your dilation buddies just use twitch chat and not Yea Forums, retard
fuck off scent, you greasy goblin
You muted the stream and put on the actual music, right?
youtu.be
3:1 odds this nigga doesnt wash his one pair of pants this entire marathon
they've done worse desu, the fact that they have 500k by wednesday morning is pretty good
>name is darkman
>is black
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
being woke comes second to satisfying sponsors
Prize Goblin doesn't look so greasy right now
NO! Don't take your gloves off you dirty hobokike
silent hill wasnt a fucking a
keep posting gooksluts user, you're doing god's work
Did Sent take a shower before every take this GDQ? I honestly think he ascended from being Scent
Stop jerking off for 90 days, work out, get a job. Find a girl, make a kid, be happy.
fuck off fake meguposter
RISE UP
related: im doing a ffxiv game in d&d set during heavensward. how do i make an alexander dungeon cool? characters will be at higher level for it
>le always looks like he smells man
How many weeks do you think it's been since he showered?
that's a different song
this however is some fire
youtube.com
that lip smack holy fuck
Even in 2013 Yea Forums wasn't this OBSESSED with trannies. Except Super Marisa World because they choked hard.
TEM
SUCK
DICK
FOR
COLEG
that is the fattest lip smack I have ever heard
he looks so greasy
you aint megumin, fuck off pretender
mirroreds triforce shits on all of these prizes free
This isn't the prize goblin I know and love
BANNED.
>dropped 40k viewers since RE2
yikes but it's graveyard hours, it's fine.
>I'M A GIRL WITH BOOBS
>I HAVE BOOBS
>GIRL HAS BOOBS HERE
>BOOBS
>GIRL BOOBS
And that's just one of them, let's ignore the last GDQs where protomagical"girl" dedicated 20 runs to himself and his tranny friends, was an announcer for half the event, and kept flashing his fucking bulge to the camera. I guess if you can look past all of that it's just whether or not you have a problem with seeing perverts cross dress.
They were inside slippers. You wanted prizes touched by gloves that were inside used slippers?
Pokemon Blue 151 Glitched
The first Celeste run
That Super Metroid race where 3 of the runners died, and the other one where 1 and 2 were seconds apart
Final Fantasy 7 No Slots
Cosmo's OoT runs (it still hurts)
Yea Forums has an irrational hateboner for trans people but in this case it's somewhat justified as the trans runners are universally bad.
They're not always bad at the games they run, but they're either super shy or awkward and cringy, and it doesn't help that the audience and host constantly hugbox them.
God I hate him so much. He looks like he's never even heard of the concept of bathing
Maybe for a little while I realize this isn't very popular.
>get to meet based david lange
low key best prize of the marathon
they werent as obsessed cause they werent as annoying and obnoxious and openly so gross and ugly. they ruined the speedrun community so why wouldnt people hate them
Damn, that's a prize I would actually want. Hanging in the Langzone sounds awesome.
actually looking back i dont think anyone really minded withelde
sent is based. no drama and no cringe. the hero we need
i don't know shit about d&d but make sure there's lots of robots and goblins
>have a kid and be tied down with a woman
>happy
Nice try normie.
When is the awful games block?
>boy with a wig
To much effort for GDQ trannys.
>because they're ugly and annoying 97%
>they put no effort into being feminine and actually give real trans people a bad image.
Lol but this is VIDEO GAME SPEED RUNNING literally nobody is attractive by conventional standards. Everybody that does it with some RARE exceptions are ugly weirdos. That’s the kind of person who gets into this sort of thing
>it's an ugly unwashed hobo hogs the airtime to plug merchandise to get more jew money episode again
>dat massive drop when the tranny ran babby's first jump 'n run
lmaooooooooo
>botw debacle
Please do tell user. I gotta hear this
All week long, bro.
Interesting how they chose the greasiest human being alive to be the mascot
it starts with katamari
>prize is to hangout with Dave Lang
>Prize Goblin doesn't bring out Dave Lang and put his greasy hands all over him while explaining the prize
Dammit.
the entire AGDQ
You'd have a point if ProtoMagicalGirl was still here, but they left. AGDQ and SGDQ have been relatively tranny free, and aside from the MP2 run the trannies weren't being cringe or even in the spotlight.
You will never pass.
Sunday 1pm EST - Saturday whenever it ends
You're watching it right now!
is he black or indian, i can't tell
No that's awful runners block.
Either or Mario Party 2, 2v2 BIG PLAYS EDITION
Not to mention people STILL post her Reimu fumo
>they are such a lazy transgender person that they put no effort into being feminine and actually give real trans people a bad image.
This one, right here. At least, in my case. I don't give a shit if people choose to be transgender, but at least put some fucking effort into it. It's one of those things you either fully commit to it or you just become a cross-dresser. There's no in between.
He doesn’t take a shower all week. That way he’ll fit in with rest the crowd.
Good work on the democracy user, don't let the vocal minority REE you down.
Do they fake donations? If so, for what purpose?
Well shit, you're right.
This song is great though.
did they turn down the trannies this year? I havent been watching a lot, but there seems to be a lot less of them.
Why are these people SO ugly
literally they are like 2/10s all of them
im a 10/10 apparently
Regardless, the damage has been done.
RagingCherry is cute. Cute!
I love his voice.
yes
He’s obviously Indian.
Is it true ESAM isn't actually bald but it's a choice? What the fuck.
BOTW recently releases. Speedrunning community for the game collectively agree to not submit runs for the game at GDQ because the run is still in its infancy and it would be a poor showing. Tranny goes against this decision and submits the run, gets accepted because it's a new game and they're the only submission, runs the game and puts out a really shitty performance.
What do you think Scent does for work in between being the Prize Goblin for GDQ
Anyone else notice they stopped pushing the mascot characters after all the porn got made?
you came in at the best time friendo
The debacle was pretty overblown, some in the community didn't want the game to be shown since it was so recent but Orca submitted and was accepted anyway
Fuck all y'all, I'm not doing this anymore.
SSS+: My liked runs.
ZZZ: Anything that you liked.
Sent is fucking gross, dude gets fingerprints and nasty residue on everything he touches.
user you remember when this event had actual meaning and people ran games for the Love not STRUMMER HIPE
151 blue glitchless is easily the best run tho. So much game knowledge displayed in one beautiful run.
Oh no
lurks under the convention hall floorboards for six months
>Esam is gonna jump off a cliff
makes me feel even uglier because i don't look any better than any of them. i look a lot of like esam but with a beard
Good looking people are banned to make the trannies feel better.
oh shit time for cringe boys
>we're gonna have the loser get on his knees and blow the winner
Uhhhhh, sponsors?
>gamers rapping
OH NONONONO
quickest mute of my fucking life
dude's got voice
but really?
NOOOOOOOO
oh no no no n on no no no no no
I'm a big fan of Guru Guru Gravity, personally.
none of the money actually goes to Doctors Without Borders, so no need worry.
>y'all
fraud
wtf meguposter based?
OH NOOOOO
McDonalds
ohn nononononono
>e-sam rapping
Or people could just stop shit posting about trannies, which have been on Yea Forums literally forever.
hmmm yeah im gonna say based
Please no
>When he's actually good
Huh. That guy is like Yea Forums incarnated.
Esam dick suckers will defend this
Seething Deltarune tranny
Well... not bad.
THIS RAP IS FUCKING CRINGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL ME
is it obvious? i thought he was indian too but I feel like there's a chance he could be black
This is the FGC version of the speedrunners singing like at the end of SH3.
good, kys
:|
>whiteo*ds
the fuck is this
There's never been as many as Yea Forums likes to pretend and with proto going off the deepend the few that were there left
Good. Your list sucked anyways, faggot.
>End up paying your own air fare
>Dave Lang calls you a nigger
Worth
What the hell is this
Oh I remember this amiino fags and non amiibo fags just getting butt hurt over not knowing what to do
i wish ISIS would come back
WE LIVE
>THIS RAP IS FUCKING CRINGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL ME
Wait till you see the next runner.
why
Jesus at least ESAM kept with the rhythm, kek.
How do you guys cope with being ugly? Asking fellow ugly posters
Some of them are huge attention whores. I don't mind the ones that quietly run their games but there are crazy ones like Claris or PMG.
smash isnt a fighting game
>The second rapper
HAHA GUYS LOOK IT'S BASED! JUST LIKE OLD GDQ! DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE FUN????
If you notice an enormous anonymous donation without a comment, that's almost certainly money laundering. Then there's the donations from sponsors who are just doing more money laundering. Beyond that it's to make the event seem bigger than it is. If they hit 2mil one year and then the next year it was more like 1.2mil it would look bad.
bridget isnt a tranny, stop conflating cute boys with your mental illness pls. youll never be anime and youl never be a woman, dawg
>it's still fucking happening
please jesus make it end
What's with all the singing this year?
>smashfags
I smell a big faker with this post
it is obvious, you are either blind or obsessed
I hated all along anyways nigger
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*breath in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*breath in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*breath in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*breath in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
what the shit is this
i thought you liked "fun"
Who’s watching Werster yellow runs over this abmismal shit
I play games and sometimes I have enough fun that I forget for a while
Despite reddit's best efforts to get people banned, there's still a bit of fun here and there.
>thinking they're gone
Oh my naïve little user
I don't.
Every day is a struggle to not kill myself.
So you're trans?
Stop being so obnoxious, then maybe people will stop giving a fuck. Just admit it. Resetera ruined the trans reputation for Yea Forums.
YES PRIZE GOBLIN STAMPED
ESAM BTFO
sweaty hands doesn't make someone gross. its natural
Imagine how ugly this user must be.
Dear god this is ultimate Yea Forums fuel
how can one person have so many gross moles on their bald head?
you type like a nigger! die faggot!
Cringe but funny
>he's a raud
what did they mean by this
Makes me feel a lot better about myself.
My teeth are really fucked though, enamel decay like you've never seen, and I'm not even fat. Too embarrassed to smile in photos now. At least they're not Boogie-tier, his look like fucking nacho chips and pasta shells but still. Have to plan multiple dentist visits.
sexi voice desu
>all those moles
Damn where's the Prevent Cancer Fund when you need it
ugh, theres a hair growing out of it
Yeah the BotW speedrunning community was an utter shitshow for the first 3 months or so of the game's life. It took copious teeth pulling to even get an amiibo leaderboard split
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>nicole goodnight
sounds like a femdom JOI actresses name
>pronouns
>Stamping "FRAUD" on the loser's head
I don't give a fuck what you think about that rapping, that more than makes up for it.
Most of them would be average 5/6s if they bothered to shave, style their hair and wear decent clothes. Some could get to 7 or even 8 if they got in shape too.
Punchy at least was looking pretty handsome ngl
>PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER
holy fuck
This is good
What the actual fuck?
Anyone else here for the dumpster fire?
>pronouns
>pronouns she/her
OH GOD, GO BACK TO THE CRINGY RAP
>SHE/HER
just when i thought this couldn't get worse
>shasta on couch
>pronouns are she/her
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>she/her
>pronouns
Great start!
Plastic surgery wooperposter
You have good taste design your face yourself
>muh pronouns
loooool
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Holy bald
I used to not think I was ugly until I started going BALD. How the fuck do you deal with being bald bros?
>pronouns are she/her
TRANNY
Thankfully BotW is being run again this year, this time with the best runner and actually really fucking sick strats.
oh sweet i made it ust in time this is the only game i want to see this year, love me some katamari
Oh boy. Cringe kino incoming.
>pronouns
oh god
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OH MY GOD DID I HEAR WHAT I HEARD AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's him!
DID HE JUST SAY HIS FUCKING PRONOUNS?
HAHAHAHA
It's off to a great start.
>pronouns are she/her
yikers
Wait a fucking second, is that supposed to be a tranny?
PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER
oh my god a fucking hour of this
HERE WE FUCKING GO
What the fuck is this accent
>pronouns are she/her
>FAIVE
>FORE
>THREE
>TOO
>WUN
user I didn't mind it but I didnt expect it. You should calm down!
I didn't know CWC speedran
>PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER
What the fuck
Is this guy wearing a dress?
lmao this low effort dress
>donations from sponsors who are just doing more money laundering
no, it's the money that's been donated through buying their merch
>CWC voice
OH NONONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>pronouns are she/xir
great start
Fuck me I'm tired and everything's makin me laugh
>pronouns
And closed
>kotamari domacy
god damn it i can't even enjoy the game
Should not have stayed up for this. This was a mistake
>SHE HER
I had the screen minimized and suddenly I hear CWC. What the FUCK is going on.
Called off!
Called off!
Called off!
I don't wanna donate for the date with Lang anymore
>"hey everyone I'm garbgitlthccthess pronouns she/her"
>Obviously non-tranny says pronouns are he/him
>"Ooookay"
If it makes trannies uncomfortable why shouldn't it make anyone else uncomfortable?
kill yourself
>I don’t mind them as long as they know their place. And I don’t have to see or hear them or in anyway acknowledge that they’re trans.
It seems like the criteria for “tolerating” trans gamers is that they look and behave like cis gendered people, which they aren’t
This run is going to be fucking gold
>pronouns
Its been a fun night but im going to go play vidya until this trainwreck is over
oh god why
What did that person yell at the beginning from the audience?!
its called american
new thread
Same, too bad about this runner.
fuck I missed the pronouns bit, did anyone clip it?
can't you see the dress, bigot?
>pronouns are he/him
uuuuuuh is he allowed to do that?
Thanks but I don't have any money and surgery is expensive. I consider myself so ugly I don't go outside and I haven't for almost a decade now.
I'm heavily balding too.
Yea Forums you should be happy! You finally got what you wanted, a tranny!
>pronouns are-
Well, this run's dead.
>My pronouns are she/her
IT'S A GAY SOUTHERN MAN WITH A LISP WEARING HIS GRANDMA'S CLOTHES
I AM GONNA FUCKING SHIT MYSELF INTO A COMA
A
HYUCK
Only pronouns I use are bounce/bouncy.
this dude isn't even trying to pass wtf
Oh boy, we get an hour of this.
>demand everyone call you she/her
>make no effort on your voice, physical appearance, wardrobe or grooming habits
oh fuck you're not joking
he even does chris's sighs
Imagine being not only a tranny but so out of touch you don't know introducing your pronouns at GDQ will only fan the flames. Sub zero levels of self awareness.
Is this the guy that ran the Addams Family game?
I'm never happy
tranny completely sucks the fun out of the room
amazing
>If you notice an enormous anonymous donation without a comment, that's almost certainly money laundering
You guys always say this but how do you figure and where do you believe that money to actually be coming from?
No offense but between that and what you guys claim about doctors without borders (without a single back source of course) you all just sound tinfoiley as fuck.
>that accent
You are now imagining him fucking and letting out a groan in that huckleberry accent
>mushmouth on the couch
>0 effort southerner tranny
No use worrying about it.
>this massive 5 head
>this country accent
>pronouns are she/her when he's the only dude talking the entire speedrun
Bruh he doesn't even look like he's even trying to pass as a woman. Just a dude in a dress or something.
What the fuck I just got back from taking a shit, why is there a man in a dress on the fucking stream?
Oh god no. This is one of my favorite video games. This runner is actually fucking terrible on top of having a grating voice. I can’t do it.
Mr. Mackey
Yeah, I'm thinking this is gonna be an SSS run.
yeah his voice is fucking cringe
he's 2nd place but not even close to record.
WR is recorded on VHS, that's pretty fucking funny
>tinfoiley
good goy
>mkultra the game
im ready mr krabs
It's coming from the shady terrorist organizations they are involved with. It might look happy go lucky but GDQ is a big scam service
>HYUUUCK WHADDYA MEAN MY FANNY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A REAL GIRLS, I'M GONNA PAINT YOUR BACKSIDE RED
What the fuck's up with this accent, is like a mix of redneck and valley girl.
heh hmm
Good answers.
Big the Cat was awesome. You sound salty that people are having fun.
>everyone is having a great time
>tranny shows up and ruins it
same old shit
user these doctors go into places of armed conflict, you think doctors would go to this places if their safety wasn’t guaranteed? It’s an excuse to back African coups on whichever side we see just. Money Laundering incentives are there
Summer of '92
This is exactly why dgq sucks now.
This guy probably saw the video quality and thought he was above watching it
Naw, some of us are normal human beings who can still experience joy. I'd guess only 40% are insane people who are incapable of having fun. Sadly those people are really loud.
Hey y'all, I'm running Katamari!
minoxidil and pill food, retard
you literally just made be brush my teeth.