>An autopsy after Desmond Amofah's death revealed a colon that was 5-6 inches in diameter and 8-9 feet long. A normal colon is only 2-3 inches in diameter and 4-5 feet long. The autopsy also revealed stool that had been in the colon for 4-5 months and would have certainly presented a tremendous toxic load on the Internet personality’s physiology.
>This same autopsy performed after Amofah’s death purportedly revealed that the YouTube content creator’s colon weighed 42 pounds at the time of his death. 37 pounds of this was dried fecal matter and only 5 pounds was living tissue.
>Allegedly, this extreme constipation was a result of his drug usage, particularly opioids.
> A former close friend of Amofah’s has claimed that he possessed very little control over his bowels, and that he would often accidentally defecate himself around her.
If he was extremely constipated, how would he shit himself in front of his friends?
Easton Morales
MOM I POSTED THIS AGAIN HOPEFULLY I'LL GET MORE THAN 10 POSTS THIS TIME HEE HEE
Dylan Jackson
What is it with us Muricans and opioids. Why the fuck is this shit spreading worse than 70's cocaine?
Xavier Ward
>A former close friend they aren't friends anymore?
Henry Torres
>he would often accidentally defecate himself around her. Would you be friends with somebody like that?
Ryan Gray
it comes out on its own eventually, even if you're constipated.
Grayson Garcia
So he was a black CWC.
Gabriel Morris
i mean to their face yeah but then i'd tell all the pants shitting stories to my real friends and we'd have a good laugh i'm also an awful person though
One pants shitting is a funny story. Multiple is a gross annoyance
Jonathan Lopez
Explain? What did he say?
Landon Kelly
IMAGINE
THE
SMELL
Sebastian Allen
I thought he was a psych-head? But yeah constant constipation from opioids is is pretty fucked up. That's why I stick to GHB and pregabalin.
Parker Moore
Literally "Fuck the jews" apparently. He allegedly had some fairly /po/ manic episodes.
Adrian Sullivan
>Source : Etika's ass Fixed
Wyatt Williams
I'm actually kind of sad, sort of liked some of his videos.
David Collins
imagine being so butthurt that you literally shit yourself to death
Jackson Clark
>/po/ Damn, I didn't know he had an origami phase.
Nolan Brown
>I only shit once every two days should I get that checked?
Benjamin Nelson
Even watching his last video I felt nothing desu... Mainly because of the stream he made when he had that stunt of his. After that I could never forgive the annoying shit. Shame he died and didn't do a redemption arc though.
yeah i loved him going completely apeshit and embarrassing himself and everyone watching when some character was announced for some game
Wyatt Gray
OVER 42 POUNDS OF ASS
Logan Jackson
Yes
Brody Moore
It depends. Are they hard stools? Are you bloated and gassy. Does your stomach hurt at times?
Isaac Gomez
it's once or twice a week for me. i didnt really understand that it wasnt normal until adulthood. fuck
Carson Anderson
recently yea sometimes they pass through without a problem other times it's a fucking brick
Colton Stewart
No clue. But i totally understand the oxycodone shit though. I had some when i had my surgery to remove my wisdom teeth and man did i felt warm and feel like i was floating the entire time
Jason Russell
I'm sure information like this would definitely be posted in an article on the internet
Nathaniel Cruz
>make the slightest amount of money >immediately go full junkie and die why do people do this? wtf is wrong with brainlets when I started making money I moved out of my parents', bought a gaming PC, and got better quality weed what kind of massive retard takes opioids?
Juan Thompson
get off the coach exercise more eat more fiber
if you do all 3 of those things and this is still a problem then it warrants going to a doctor
Wyatt Fisher
>ironic weeb e-celeb nigger is dead Today was a good day.
I’m sorry for betraying all of your trust. I’m sorry for the manipulative things I’ve done, and I’m sorry I never sought help for myself. I’ve made my bed, and now I’ve got to sleep in it. Please learn from my example. Don’t be like me. Don’t push away the people that care about you. I’ve always lived my life as a , so I guess that’s all my “legacy” will amount up to. Don’t let this social media shit consume you the way it did me. I pushed away and hurt so many of you. The good times however! MAN were they good. I’ve lived an incredible life filled with thrills and happiness. Even though I always was an odd ball out, I used that as my strength and brought together an incredible community of insane wild bois just like me. God I’ll miss you all so much. I was mentally troubled, and far to stoneheaded to admit it, far too stubborn to face it, and far too scared now to deal with it. God… I’m so sorry I hurt you all so badly. I’m so sorry I betrayed you all. I mislead so many of you, I manipulated, I lied, I shifted blame… I don’t know what awaits me on the other side, but I’m ready to face it. As far as we know, there is no life after death. My time ends now, but if there is a way for me too, I’ll send you all as many blessings as I can from the other side. Thank you all for helping to making my life the incredible tale it was. I’m sorry it had to end on such a heartbreaking note. Though I know for SURE hella people are gonna prolly laugh at it LOL I just hope there’s at least some fresh me-me’s that come of it. I’m dying as a guy hated by a lot of people, so I know you all won’t let me down haha. Well, that’s my cue. Time for me to go. I mean this with every bit of my heart… Take care of yourselves, and of course, as usual, please have yourself a damn good one.
Yea sure thing bro. As if these jews have any reason to be feared the nintendo nigger with mental problems that played 400hours of xenoblade and hyped smash characters for living. According to you just because he spew some racist comments on twitter, the jews were scared shitless and they had to shut him down. Schizophrenia did him, not the jews dude. Lmao get real
Zachary Johnson
where's the user that went and left flowers at the bridge? i just wanna thank him
Tyler Morales
Nigger eceleb shitted himself to death. Good
Leo Cox
Was the thing about his pc getting stolen real. If so i suspect it was full of CP and that is why he offed himself.
Austin Bailey
>the purpose of the daily dose was to get rid of your constipation it all makes sense now
>oh yeah dude thank you for putting flower for my internet nigger hero HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKING ZOOMER I SWEAR
Benjamin Ross
This can happen with children who get a complex over going to the bathroom. The stool dries up and becomes "too solid"/compacted and large to pass. However, the body tries anyway.
The result is that looser stool is sometimes forced around it, and when it makes it past the massive hardened stool (which prevents voluntary bowel movements) it results in involuntary diarrhea.
Jaxson Richardson
Its has to do with the Sackler family and other drug producers buying out medical journals to push their highly addictive products through and bribing doctors.
Mason Anderson
I guess those two earlier stunts with the police were clearly attempts at "suicide by cop".
It's a bit eerie to see his progression to get to this point, but I don't feel sad in the slightest.
Christopher Ward
damn bro you sure showed us
Brandon Robinson
well now i feel bad but why the fuck did he just not get help literally all of this could've been avoided if he just went to the fucking clinic instead of punching nypd cops like a fucking idiot for your super secret meme cult
>tfw still alive with a 9 to 9 work while shitass over here left a life where he can clown himself while playing video games and doing dumb shit while being paid and getting good pussy too
Yeah, but maybe there's a mechanism that we evolved to diffuse some water into the intestines in case the contents are too dry. Just wondering.
Brandon Johnson
/pol/s fear of jewelry is my favorite thing on this website because it literally makes them the blacks of the relationship. >There's a race of people who control everything unfairly keeping us down THE JEWS is literally the /pol/ version of FUCK WHITEY
Joshua Rivera
If he is alive according to you, and constipated according to OP, the guy sure needs a good alien anal probing to clear his intestines
Honestly, at this point I don't even care about niggers. Gonna hate just the jews to avoid being hypocritical. Happy?
Ryder Long
I'm more interested in user's shit stories than some literally who negro Youtube man.
Samuel Hernandez
Is it bad that I kind of laughed at the shitting himself part?
Brody Cox
Seriously.
Imagine your hero being a fucking nigger who just act and scream like a monkey at anything nintendo related.
William Richardson
Well one time, I was staying in Central America to see the Mayan temples and I refused to shit in the village toilets in fear a giant roach will appear so I held in my shit for a week at a time
Dylan Rivera
When I was a kid I used to get constipated and it would make me avoid using the bathroom, because I had a very low tolerance for pain and it made me terrified of trying to shit. I had to have enimas a few times but the fact of the matter was that I just was not shitting often enough.
Bare minimum is every other day but if you are regular, it should be every day. If you do it every other day there's a chance you will have to pass dry stool which is painful and can potentially cause bleeding. For good colon I really recommend drinking lots of fluids and getting a Squatty Potty since it actually does help a lot. However, the real redpill for digestive health is to take metamucil. A glass before every meal will make you feel fuller and eat less, and it will naturally lubricate your digestive system and keep your stool soft.
And for fucks sake, stay away from drugs, especially opioids. If you have chronic pain and your doctor suggests opioids, tell him to fuck himself and then go get a second opinion. There is going to be one hell of a class action lawsuit someday for all the people that the drug companies have killed by peddling that poison as a chronic pain reliever instead of an emergencies-only option for hospitals.
Take care of your colon now while you are still young and you won't have to worry about having a weak and elongated one when you are old.
Richter Trailer >WHO IS THAT >"Begone, you don't belong in this world" >WHO COULD THIS BE >Richter crosses over >OH SHIT, MY NIGGA "RICHARD" IS IN, NEVER PLAYED CASTLEVANIA BUT THIS IS HYPE
>K Rool trailer >WHATS GOING ON GUYS >Shows various villians in the series >BROS THIS IS SUBSPACE! SUBSPACE HYPE >Donkey Kong shows up, very obviously a character trailer at this point >BROS SUBSPACE IS BACK NIGGAS >K ROOL Silhoutte >YO WHAT IS GOING ON >DeDeDe fakeout >GOD DAMN IT ITS DEDEDE >K ROOL >OH SHIT ITS MY NIGGA K ROOL, NEVER PLAYED DK BUT THIS IS HYPE
>DQ Trailer >FIRE EMBLEM, IS THE FIRE EMBLEM, BANJO? >Luminary shows up >OH SHIT EDRICK >"The Hero" >NIGGA EDERICK IS IN THE LEAKS WERE REAL >Shows other DQ protagonists >OH SHIT ECHO FIGHTERS? IS THAT GOKU?
>Banjo trailer >Jiggy passes by >WHO IS THIS GUYS >Banjo silhoutte >OH SHIT BANJO IS IN >Duck Hunt fakeout >OH DAMN IT I THOUGHT HE WAS IN >Banjo appears >ITS BANJO, HOLY SHIT, NEVER PLAYED BANJ BUT THIS IS HYPE
I'm surprised he actually killed himself, I thought he was bluffing and didn't take him seriously.
David Bennett
When i was on holiday i ate copious amount of junk food and drank beer, i have basically the shit the size of a few beer cans stuck inside me and it amassed to the size of almost a wine bottle, it was like shitting out a big brown baby and i cried my butthole split apart and shot blood everywhere. I learned my lesson and regularly get salads with any food and drink a shitload of water. I make sure to shit 3 times a day.
Wait, THAT'S a squatty potty? I been doing this shit for years using various things to prop my feet on and now they just sell toilet stools? I should have gotten in on that deal ahead of time.
Dylan Thompson
weird isn't it niggers never stop race shilling even after the nigger they are shilling dies.
Brayden Young
>Those comments not even an Etika fag but are people actually this braindead
Ryan James
Are you like a hobbit or something? The friend who convinced me to buy a squatty potty was a Chinese girl who was about 1/3 my size.
Christian Sullivan
Etika was a good guy, Its been 13 hours and already miss him.
Samuel Adams
He's dead and im alive.
Sebastian Evans
yeah but I'm alive
Connor Stewart
>3 times a day uhh what the fuck
Eli Jackson
How about a source?
Jonathan Brown
oh hey this is the stupid xxxtentacion pasta
Lincoln Garcia
>people care about a druggie nigger
Each day live gives me more reasons to leave the internet for good
James Howard
The guy just died, its in very bad taste but goddamnit I have to say it. He was full of shit
Jonathan Allen
>shit 3 times a day Pics or it didn't happen.
Luke Murphy
we don't do that around here
Landon Martin
It's a Yea Forums copypasta.
Jason Sullivan
shit meme if your going to post offtopic at least make sure its not fake and gay.
Leo Perez
>There is going to be one hell of a class action lawsuit someday for all the people that the drug companies have killed by peddling that poison as a chronic pain reliever instead of an emergencies-only option for hospitals. Yeah sure. And right after that, there will be one for all the damage done to people born in the 90s from prescribing large doses of amphetamines without any long term testing done on their effects on development.
Jordan Johnson
how do I get rid of my hemorrhoids naturally?
Nicholas Cox
You know for being a Nintendo fag this nigger barely fucking played nintendo games let alone games in general.
Oliver Hughes
>supposed to be shitposting thread >ends up having helpful advice for a proper diet for your colon
Chase Mitchell
My shits are pretty normal and I'm a once-a-week kind of guy. They're pretty big mind.
It's understandable in this case, though. He was an honor to their species, brown both on the outside and on the inside
Adrian Gutierrez
Actually it isn't that hard of an epidemic, suicides; ironic I know, and cattle related incidents are still 10 times bigger in the annual headcount.
The issue is that people that get addicted to prescription medication is often blue collar workers that are actually missed and have healthy society connections making their deaths more noticeable.
It affects a demographic people actually give a shit about, that's why it is important.
Blake Clark
Never underestimate the earnest desire of people to help.
Ian Gray
and we're out here and he's in there
Robert Cooper
Based and metamucilpilled I love them fibrous shits
As soon as you start looking into and accepting all of this though you have to do the same for black America. The crack epidemic is an open secret but /pol/ will still shit on all black people and say it's their own fault. If that's the case it's /pol/s inbred redneck ass fault that the Jews got away with total control
William Clark
so he was full of shit just like his reactions?
Ayden Turner
Nah. When I used to eat a ton I would shit every day. Then I got beetus and started eating only to sate my hunger and now I shit once every 2 days, sometimes 3.
never force your shits, drink water, dont sit for prolong periods of time. Witch hazel is good too
Michael Stewart
theres literally thousands of blacks on youtube doing reactions vids to things they don't care about. Particularly bad with anime. it's just clickbait.
Hudson Thompson
What fun is having sex if you are constipated? I don't even feel like jacking off if I haven't had a good shit in the last 24 hours.
Etika's farewell video literally talks about people like this guy. Look at this dude's eyes and way of speaking, the mannerisms, etc. He's a social media puppet. Look at the rest of his stupid fucking videos.
Etika's farewell wasn't some mentally unstable faggot just trying to be dramatic one more time. If anything, in that moment he had visions of absolute clarity for the first time in god knows how long.
Jayden Cooper
I do, I've had my differences with niggers but Jews are the enemy the common enemy, like this morning my dad got fucking maced by a tranny nigger for no fucking reason nigger backed up and was gonna go for me but I flashed my shitty gun that wasn't even loaded LA is a nightmare
Joseph Campbell
Oh fuck I remember Jason Mewes actually talked about heroin induced constipation.
He said he had it so bad one time he was naked in the bathtub clawing at his own asshole while bleeding all over the place. That’s a bad fucking time
>A former close friend of Amofah’s has claimed that he possessed very little control over his bowels, and that he would often accidentally defecate himself around her. around blacks...
Only read op but irritable bowel syndrome/movements are shared side effects of schizophrenia, whether it's caused by the medication or something else I'm not sure. t. Studying mental health
Adam Brooks
And I can't believe people unironically fell for it.
Juan Wood
Old people can get so constipated they can end up actually puking up their shit True fact
Jose Thomas
>get back pain like 50% of the population >go to retarded doc who prescribes you opioid painkillers >get addicted I did this too once and was lucky the doc just gave me some back exercises and told me I need to do those for 6 months to get pain meds. Fixed my back pain.
Mason Parker
Damn, That would make this crisis worse than no?
James James
thanks man. Is Preparation H good or pointless?
Jackson Wright
This is what happens when I am out for a weekend with other people because of my social anxiety. My shit gets build up and then it hurts.
You can regularly get them on sale for about $15 on Amazon. No pun intended.
Jeremiah Martinez
>dont sit for prolong periods of time I'm screwed.
Landon Stewart
Nah you take meds to get it fixed.
Landon Price
Source?
Zachary Cook
Not video games, fuck off. E-celebs are not video games.
Julian Rivera
Normalfags NPC can't think.
Jacob Brooks
Why are amerimutts always shitting themselves, Yea Forums? I thought shart in a mart was just a meme
Josiah Davis
Children who earn too much money without truly working hard for it, learning discipline or developing mentally always blow everything and fuck themselves up
Fucking hell... I really don't want to be antisemitic but it's becoming impossible not to notice things like this. I don't want to harm the Jews or anything and I'm sure most are perfectly fine, but it's impossible to deny that they don't hold an absurdly disproportionate amount of power especially in the media.
I just hate that you can't even mention this without getting called a Nazi, yet people can scream all day about white people being over represented(counting Jews as whites) and no one calls that bigoted.
Jaxson Ward
Well yeah it’s unavoidable as a gamer, just make sure you sit in a comfortable well padded seat
Brayden Cox
>tfw whiskey before bed and black coffee in the morning, no food before 10 I literally shit my guts out every day before breakfast and it's fucking glorious
Henry Jackson
Anyone have the petrified shit hentai, that will teach Yea Forums to eat their salads.
Christopher Jenkins
No because he didn't broadcast this info for attention. CWC's biggest flaw is how much he wants to share and get attention. It leads to a lot of their behavior.
Jonathan Harris
does CWC have the same problem?
Aiden Peterson
wait does poop really have a toxic load? maybe i need an enema
Logan Gomez
Any videos of the police fishing this nigger's bloated rotting body from the lake? I want to annoy his fans.
When I am low carbing it's not uncommon to have an inconsistant shitting schedule. If you want to be healthy though you should be getting fiber in your diet regularly to make sure you aren't having hard stools. If you are eliminating on a regular schedule and it's not painful then you probably have a good balance in your diet, although many people who I talk to who have also gone low-carb will complain that it's made them irregular, which is why I recommend taking lots of Metamucil. Keeping your bowels moving is really important because you don't want dry stool building up in your colon due to not having enough to push out.
Jace Jenkins
Do you have a 5 month shit brewing in your ass?
Andrew Myers
>love is irrelevant it's chemicals in the brain >sex he fucking killed himself
Fasting and enemas can make you feel high, or brand new afterwards. Its pretty magical shit, people just don't do it on their own anymore because of medicines, hospitals and we rarely self treat/flush out ass parasites out of nessesity anymore.
Luke Cook
>pooping every day Is it the size or a pebble? What the heck?
do people have any autistic things they do when they shit? Like I generally think about something comfy and it helps put myself at ease and shit smoothly
Daniel Bell
I can't look at a picture of my waifu or even think about her
Jackson Russell
Americans
David Bennett
that’s not exactly something to be proud of. You shouldn’t be shitting too frequently either. You don’t want your bowels to be that loose
Adrian White
>By the age of 16 he would go up to a month at a time without any bowel movements. At 20 he was exhibited at a dime museum as the “Wind Bag” or “Balloon Man.”
You need to acclimate yourself to shitting outside your home. Try to desensitize yourself by using a public bathroom when you still have the option of going home. If you can't eliminate on the public toilet you can still go home and take care of business, but the point is to keep trying on different days and in different locations until you can shit confidently.
Bring flushable wipes though. The toilet paper in public bathrooms is usually terrible and will not get you very clean, and I am not a fan of exclusively using toilet paper anyway because it can really irritate your skin and does not get you very clean. If you got shit on your hand you wouldn't just wipe it off with a piece of paper, so you shouldn't settle for a dry piece of paper for your ass.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Everyone needs to shit at the very least once a day. user, please tell me you shit at least once a day.
Camden Hill
>That's normal Get of load of this backed-up faggot.
Nolan Jackson
I pull my shirt up and hold it under my chin
Jack Reed
okay okay, so is it normal to poop everyday or every other day? like seriously someone run this by me if you poop everyday but it's just pebble shit is that a problem?
Dominic Williams
>tfw an 8th of my day is spent in the toilet shitting while browsing what ever the fuck I come across in the internet
I used to get completely naked when i took a shit... it just works
Parker Hughes
I go once every 10 days or so. Am I going to die from poop?
Sebastian Foster
If I'm having a painful poop, gut pain, I lay my head on the toiler roll dispenser or against the wall. Having something soft like a pillow can make diahhera painful shits bearable
Easton Scott
Imagine being sad that another human being died
Benjamin Cox
In the morning I usually turn the fan on and turn out the lights, sometimes block the door with a towel if it's bright out so it's nice and dark. Then I just shit as normal, it just feels comfy. I think it has to do with some shit that apparently happened to me when I was a baby but that's too much information you don't want to hear about that.
Angel Sullivan
what the fuck is wrong with you guys? I take two big shits first thing in the morning and take another 2-4 through out the day. Do you idiots not eat anything??
Joseph Martin
When I pee at public urinals, I whistle “Mexican Whistler” to calm down
John Thomas
I mean, nowadays you can't even getting fucking cough medicine with codeine in it. If there is a so-called epidemic, then it isn't reaching my fucking location. I had horrible pneumonia and the best thing my doctor gave me was fucking tessalon perles. Yeah, the same kind that can give you seizures.
Kayden Parker
Yes because the juden give a shit about a literal who eceleb who screams at smash.
Ethan Roberts
I like to take off all my clothes, but only when I'm at home.
Ryan Sanders
Based.
Kayden Brown
what stunt?
Justin Fisher
based and nakedpilled.
Hunter Moore
It’s not a problem but you shouldn’t be opening your bowels to a literal pebble? The sweet spot for a good poop schedule is honestly 2-3 days so you arent over straining
Julian Bennett
Yeah, sometimes I yoyo/groundhog bigger turds to please my prostate. I find it impossible to shit and cum at the same time though.
Lincoln Martinez
>Though I know for SURE hella people are gonna prolly laugh at it LOL I just hope there’s at least some fresh me-me’s that come of it at least he's a good sport about it
You either eat salad 24/7 or you are obese or you are bull shitting.
Colton Adams
That's a normal occurrence for a lot of men as pooping can stimulate the prostate.
What I want to know is why is it that when I take long breaks between faps does it start getting harder for me to poop? If I fap more frequently then everything goes back to normal. Could it be something to do with my prostate?
Jonathan Carter
the fuck is wrong with his eye?
Lucas Davis
>Tfw try to beat it to the cunny >suddenly get the urge to shit >oh no.wav >run to the bathroom with boner >my dick is too long and won't go into the fucking bowl >I piss and shit at the same time >pinch my dick in hopes i can hold it >fails >piss on the wall >end up spending half an hour cleaning up the wall with blue balls because I never finshed
Nolan Rogers
Shitting 6 times a day is not healthy user. Seek medical attention
Aaron Cruz
nope I powerlift and eat about 3000-3500 calories a day. You're going to have a fucked digestive tract at this rate. You should consider eating more and healthier and exercising.
Carson Robinson
I wanna ask you a question OP. When you pulled in here, did you notice a header saying /dns/ - Dead Nigger Storage?
No?
BECAUSE IT AINT THERE BECAUSE Yea Forums IS NOT YOUR DEAD NIGGER STORAGE THAT IS WHY
Yes, there's a correlation between your penis and prostate. I remember this from my anatomy class. I forget what.
Austin Bailey
Someone did the right thing and punched him in it
Cooper Thomas
>a thread about shitting FINALLY. Glad to see I’m not the only one who shits every couple days. I’m also pretty healthy and run every single day. I’m going to stock up in fiber when I get home... what are the best ways aside from the champion Raisin Bran?
Gabriel Roberts
If I don't shit for more than one day i start to feel incredibly horny. And immediately after shitting this feeling goes away.
The two really shouldn’t correlate unless you’re ejaculating semen from your ass
Logan Campbell
I am too high fro thiss
Joshua Martinez
If you are really blocked up I would say go talk to the doctor. The best option is going to be a mineral oil enema though. Sticking something up your butt is not pleasant unless you're a degenerate, but the relief you will get is worth it. I recommend warming up the bottle though because a warm enema is a lot less unpleasant than a cold one-- you might not even be able to keep the nozzle in if you do it cold because your asshole is going to try to pucker shut as soon as you feel the cold liquid.
There are two types of enimas for two types of constipation. Saline enemas are a stimulant and I do not recommend them if you are trying to pass dry stool. Saline enemas will make your involuntary muscles more active which is more helpful for the kind of constipation that women often have (lazy involuntary muscles). Men on the whole are more regular than women, but when we get constipated the culprit is often a large dry stool. Mineral oil is the better enema for this problem because it serves two purposes: it lubricates the inside of your colon to allow the stool to travel more smoothly while protecting your sensitive tissue, much like how an oiled machine works more smoothly than one that's not oiled, and it also will help soften the stool.
Basically, men have bigger, stronger colons than women. This is a two edged blade, though-- our muscles push a lot harder when they get moving, but they have to have a shit that is big enough for them to actually grab ahold of. Women's colons are smaller and weaker. They make small shits but sometimes have trouble making their muscles work hard enough to push them out.
Juan Sanders
SHIIIIIEEEEEEEET
Jordan Smith
You are fime I dintent take as shit today
Jacob Reyes
ew what the fuck
Gabriel Phillips
Your bowels are a muscle. If they are doing what they're supposed to (eliminating every day) they are going to be strong and resistant to pain. If you are shoving things up your ass or having dangerously large and/or dry shits you're going to be loose.
Caleb Parker
Whole oats and mix natural peanut butter in after cooked. Delicious and fibertastic
David Wood
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHHEEEEEEETT
Adrian Perez
what happens if you sniff poppers/jungle juice before trying to shit?
Colton Robinson
More shit facts and advice!
Easton Collins
Bend your benis into the bowl and enjoy the cool sensation of porcelain on your dick head
Kevin Rivera
can anyone confirm this?
video link?
Ian Gonzalez
Wait is this excerpt for real?
Connor Wilson
Nobody should make fun of a human taking his own life. I feel extremely ashamed of this community. Granted, Etika had it's faults, but is that a good reason to shitpost about someone that killed himself? Gamers are always seen as jaded, hateful and racist people, and you are all proving those normies right. Everybody should make the effort to understand the suffering his friends and his family are going through. Rest in Peace Etika, I will pray for your soul and hope you will find peace in the afterlife.
Cooper Martin
Depending on how his body is structured, the minor deviations might result in the built up shit pressing on prostate. Educate yourself.
Owen Hill
>people dumb enough to fall for this
Anthony Cook
Have sex
Connor Nguyen
Amerishit doctors hand them out like candy so (((insurance companies))) can charge thousands of dollars for a bottle that costs ten dollars in any other country, like you literally get heroin in pill form for having a mild headache, so even upper class white people are getting addicted to opioids never mind vulnerable poor people buying them on the streets.
Nicholas Cruz
No. Gut bloat, "toxins," etc. are marketing words for snake oil salesmen who want to fill your ass with water for hundreds of dollars. Your innards are pretty good at getting rid of all the icky bits along with the microbiota. As the others said, you'd have to have months of solid, rock hard shit rotting away in there.
Evan Adams
He got involved in a cult. Search the Venus Project. EyeSeaAy is the key.
Thomas Perez
>but is that a good reason to shitpost about someone that killed himself Anything is a good reason to shitpost. Your moral high horsing is both out of place and is not going to do anything but invite even more mockery and jeering. Everyone is going to fall apart and rot one day, might as well laugh it up while we live, buddy.
Henry Thomas
how fucking fat are you
Michael Wright
you really ought to see a doctor about that user
Michael Rivera
>numale incel weeb >watches Etika The jokes write themselves
Jaxon Butler
I want to know every detail about your scat trauma as a kid.
Jonathan Perez
I put a finger up my ass to clean the insides properly after pooping
AMA
Kevin Long
>Another gamer e-celeb dead from bowel problems Pay attention to your poop more often guys
Zachary Cooper
Jews are known for being selfish and nepotistic, no surprise they would have a large presence in a business where skill is irrelevant. What happens when skill is relevant and they consume it all the same? Just look at modern Hollywood.
David Rodriguez
I just wanna talk about poop
Colton Garcia
>like you literally get heroin in pill form for having a mild headache you can?
Ian Parker
bros you need to browse /fit/ sometimes. 4-6 times a day is completely normal. I'm only 165lbs 10%bf. I'm honestly worried for you guys.
Jonathan Stewart
Kek
Luke Taylor
Bruh even when I was bulking on like 3500 calories a day I wasn't shitting near that much. I would just have one big shit when I woke up and a child shit later in the day.
>I feel extremely ashamed of this community The Yea Forums of today and the Yea Forums of yesteryear are two completely different things. Even back then while we made jokes we still had some basic human decency if a real death was confirmed.
sounds like you dirty bulked 3500 and didn't eat any fiber.
Nicholas Foster
based and redpilled
Michael Martinez
Maybe the poo is pushing up against your prostate.
Aaron Garcia
lmao
Bentley James
What the fuck is wrong with you, user?
Jack Kelly
3 days is way too long to hold it in, mang. Unless you are eating like a bird you are going to end up stretching your colon.
If you eat a lot you should be shitting at least once a day. If you are eating less 2 days is not uncommon but can potentially be a problem. The important questions are always 1) are your stools soft, or hard? and 2) are they wide or narrow?
My personal definition of constipation is if it takes more than 2 days to eliminate a stool. Ideally your body should be giving you the urge to go every day, and if it's not that means something is out of balance whether it's your diet or your lifestyle.
No, but before I became a masturbation fiend sometimes semen would seep out while having a particularly hard shit. It was not fun.
Samuel Clark
have sex
Kayden Brown
>join cult and dab on Jews and fags >get a hit set on you by Hebrew cult
Aiden Butler
Was pretty standard and I've always taken metamucil regardless.
Jose Morris
Yes, you should check with the doctor. It happens to me when I do lots of physical labor like 12 hours a day for several days. I guess, it could be because body process most of the food but it returns back to normal after that. Also see that you drink enough liquid daily.
Michael Robinson
my sides
Colton Taylor
Honestly, dumb normalfag youtubers like this shit: are way worse. Anyone who can confidently show themselves profitting off of another person's tragedy is nothing short of a genuine psychopath.
Matthew Nguyen
I have 1 meal a day and when I do shit it's dry and irregularly-shaped. I took those enema pills for two weeks though and basically nothing came out, so I don't think I'm dying due to shit clog.
I'm honestly afraid my colon is that fucked up t. Massive alcoholic
Easton Wilson
I take my pants of while shitting. I don't like my legs feeling restricted, and pants are basically handcuffs for your feet when they're around your ankles.
Blake Rogers
Don't know then bro, I guess my metabolism is ridiculous then. But its 6 soft serve shits a day and it feels glorious and I feel bad that you guys can't experience it.
Jeremiah Green
Wtf? There is a guy sitting over designated shitting paper and he didn't even pull his pants down.
Logan James
I shit every day and sometimes my shits are so big I tear myself an ass wound. Vegetables can really fuck you up.
The new shit has no room to exist with all that old shit, what do you think would happen? He has to eat
Zachary Hill
Piss first, shit afterwards.
Hunter Harris
I shit like 2-3 times per day but I have hemorroides for gaming too much
Elijah Taylor
Why are NIGGERS brown? Because they're full of SHIT
Sebastian Sullivan
>GHB literal trash tier rat poison rape drug that can easily kill you
Tyler Clark
I have to be completly naked, like even socks cannot be in my feets covering me. then the next thing I have to imagine in the act of taking a dump as I put force, is to draw the idea that Star Platinum from JoJo is punching the shit from the inside of my anus and slowly helps me to shreds that dump.
Doctors are fucking retarded, if you have an actual problem, demand x-rays and to see them, half the time doctors just hand you some random drug that helps in the moment but never completely helps.
Brody Carter
Can't be friends with a corpse
Joseph Davis
Metamucil, and salads. Just about anything green and leafy is going to help you be a better shitter, which includes celery and brocolli.
I bet a lot of you never considered that when your mom gave you ants on a log she was trying to make sure you would have healthy shits.
I'm not american, but I am a physician. At least here in mexico one cannot get normrally opioids without a medical recipe and we only really use it on dying patients and grannies with severe chronic pain. And even then you rarely ever start with opioids to treat pain. Seems odd to me so many people take opioids in US of A
Alexander Howard
>/po/ manic episodes Dear god... they can't keep getting away with it, bros...
When I got all 4 wisdom teeth pulled in 2012, they carelessly prescribed me a buttload of oxycodone. I honestly didn't feel any different while taking them besides the lack of pain, and I just stopped taking them after I stopped needing them, so I never understood what the big deal was. Apparently there was a huge addiction epidemic after they handed them out like candy for every little ache and pain, and now it's so bad that you have people doing dumb shit like purposefully shattering a tooth to "farm pain" and get more.
Jackson Hernandez
user is love, user is life.
Thomas Price
I eat once a day and shit about once a week probably, no fucking issues. There's absolutely no need to worry if it's just every two days.
Christian Campbell
We are miserable just like everyone else, we just happen to have more money to throw away
Unless of course you experience notable compaction or pain. But that is always a concern.
Levi Cooper
No good healthcare, so instead of getting bankrupt on proper medicine they just pay a fuckton (but not bankrupting) amounts on painkillers and try to just ride it out.
Also: ads for prescription drugs, so people will ask for painkillers rather than proper medicine and the doc just wants them to stfu so he just gives them their drugs.
Jacob Ross
>One study of 4,775 people with ‘normal’ bowel patterns found that 95% of people move their bowels between three and 21 times per week. Gastroenterologist Christopher Hair said, ‘What is normal is well defined yet broad. In many studies into normal ‘healthy’ defecation, normal pooing ranges from three times per day to three times per week.
Poop 3 times a day or 3 times a week, either is still considered within the norm
Caleb Phillips
fucking BASED
Owen Lewis
>youtube attentionwhore subsisting off of clickbait and overreactions for dumb 12 year olds is getting used by a youtube attentionwhore subsisting off of clickbait and overreactions for dumb 12 year olds
>had a really explosive half diarrhea shit one time >squatted over the toilet when I did it >ended up blowing shit all over the toilet seat and didn't even realize it when I sat down >had been sitting in my own shit the whole time
Brandon Russell
I've also heard stories of people getting perscribed like 50 tabs at a time for kidney stones
Isaiah Taylor
I like how these threads go from being deleted, to being put in a STICKY, to being deleted again. Are the mods on crack or something?
I don't get why anyone who isn't a filthy smash player would hold shit in their butt for a week WHAT THE FUCK.
LET IT OUT! IT WANTS TO GO HOME!
Logan Perez
Thing is that A lot of rich people are jewish. Money goes hand in hand with corruption and power.
Kinda what happens when a good chunk of the world's wealth is distributed among a select group of people. Funny thing is that one of the reasons why jewish people grew to get so much power in the media is because of the aftermath of WW2. Hitler literally gave them the biggest tool that granted them power: sympathy.
Caleb Martin
>there are "men" here who shit less than once a day Try exercising and eating some protein, fat and green leafy vegetables, you fucking twink faggots.
Noah Reed
user we're having a great thread about how to get healthy shit would you like to join us?
Robert Torres
Anyone else flat out refuse to use toilet paper and only use wet wipes? Even the thickest toilet papers don’t make me feel clean it just feels so bad
