Bite my dust Faggots

Hey Yea Forums how does it feel being in the losing team ???

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>turtlechads have 32 times the chance of getting a game compared to drooling corgittors
feels good

>See loveable animal
>Haha I'm gonna pick piggu ironically to be different!
They only have themselves to blame
Also what was Valve thinking with those 4 other nobodies. At least put something cool like a cat, dragon, lion or whatever, not some fucking turtle. But yeah, the hare and the turtle fable, haha get it xD

How does it feel to be on the team that is driven entirely by reddit and facebook memes?

seethe

About what?

how do you even get more boosts anyway

Feels like you're just being a contrarian faggot

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I don't understand how this "game" works.

How so? I never said I didn't like corgis.

>The top 3 teams each get X amount of games spread throughout the team members
>I better join the team with dozens of times more players than every other team
Cockatiel is laughing at you right now. Even if we win (come in at least third place out of five) only once throughout the entire thing, we still have at three times the chance of winning a game as you.

buy as many games as possible and you might win a free game

>letting them pick the teams instead of choosing them randomly

No shit, corgis were going to win, this shit's retarded.

LE DOG MEME XD

the reddit dog meme isn't even about corgis based retard

So whale bait basically.

>doggo is not doggo
oh

Reddit dog, not surprising it has x4000
They all have way too much autismbux to spend

I envy you, having never seen le doggo pupper boop snoot shit.

You pick a team.
You gain point by buying games or completing achievements based around the event.
You can spend the points for emotes and wallpapers and shit, or make your team go faster.
It's a race. The top three teams each night get rewards spread around the teams.

Buy games for a shit-ton of points. Play games for mediocre point amounts.
Either one can also get you 'attacks,' which slow another team down.

we'll see how smug you are once its time for welfare gibs to be doled out among your sea of nogs. Meanwhile Tortoise bros will enjoy a fairer distribution of our earnings and those of us who miss out will have the peace of mind and the satisfaction of knowing other men of taste were blessed instead.

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i have points but my turbo gauge is down to zero

I got a Witcher 1 gift coupon. Yaaay.

I have a doggo avatar for my steam profile so I picked the cute doggo team. I don't care about anything else. I don't even know how this shit works, I only bought two games so I'm probably getting jack shit for free anyway.

tl;dr Fuck you niggas cute doggo ftw all day every day

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i just joined PIG, was it a mistake? will i now have no chance of getting a game

Fuck you
Turtles are cool and you should be ashamed

OK CONSOLE WARS ARE COOL BUT HOW DO I GET MORE BOOSTS

>tfw only 37 cents on wallet

Sad times bros

Daily reminder the turtle always win, those corky gays will learn it the hard way.

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CORGICHADS RISE UP!
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Joke's on you, every team loses. The only winning move is not to play.

Slow and steady wins the race.

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>we just got surpassed
s-s-s-s-slow and s-s-steady, right boys?

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fucking thing wants me to play games to get points...fuck that

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