SGDQ 2019 Marathon

Updated for RE2

SSS!!: Punch-Out!! (Wii)
S/S: Split/Second
SS: Rygar / Titanfall 2
S: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift / Resident Evil 2
A: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Super Mario Sunshine
B: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched)
D: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
F: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
ZZZ: Borderlands 2
Ω: Metroid Prime 2

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what does that mean it sounds nice

Emotes you need an extension to see

HUNK PLEASE
THE RENDEZVOUS POINT FOR THE VIP CARGO IS CLAIRE'S VAGINA

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CARCI ON SUICIDE WATCH

SSS2: Metroid Prime 2
SS: Borderlands 2
S: Super Mario Bros 2 // Ducktales 2
A: Portal 2 // Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland // Outland // Contra // Super Time Force Ultra // Timespinner // Castlevania: PoR // Prey // Uncharted: Drakes Fortune // Monster Boy // The Textorcist // Deltarune
B: Sonic Generations // DKC2 // LoZ: Minish Cap // Final Doom // Bwaster Master // Solomon's Key // Jackal // Contra 3 // Ninja Spirit // Castlevania // Perfect Dark // Slipstream // Pokemon Crystal (glitchless) // Pokemon Crystal (glitched) // Zelda Randomizer
C: Devil May Cry // Spyro the Dragon // TMNT 3 // Zombies Ate My Neighbors // Metroid // Castlevania: SotN // Metroid Prime // Skylar and Plux // Kirby Air Ride // Kirby 64 // Ape Escape // Crash Bandicoot 3 // Punch-Out!! (arcade)
D: The Hobbit // Tony Hawk // Marble Madness // Ranger-X // Half Minute Hero // Bloodstained: CotM // Split/Second // Super Mario Sunshine
F: Streets of Rage // Alien Soldier // Chasm: The Rift // Resident Evil 2
ZZZ: Rygar / Titanfall 2
Ω: Punch-Out!! (Wii)

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The best race of the event so far

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whens boshy

based sagume poster

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Haha dude Xd fuck my sister leon haha
Let me post it again and again and again and again and again
It just keeps getting funnier!

based

Hunks not doing so good after losng that wrestling match.

Whoa wtf. Is this the cuss thread?

Press F for Carcinogen

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People don't actually get banned like this place memes about

whore!

who was in the wrong here? seems like tierlist user lost it here

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Runescape when?

I like this run a lot but quit saying "ugh muh luck" when you fuck up. If you didn't want to deal with this then don't speedrun a game around luck. Just go with it.

>Zeke from Zombies Ate my Neighbors

Nice.

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Glad you agree user, thanks for the (you).

any cringe/tranny shit this year or is it back to based

what is this? what happened?

Does RE have the cutest runners?

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I really liked this dude shame he became such a bitch. So is the fate of every autistic speedrunner.

Based aussie tierfag

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wiffle-ball gags have always looked like shit you stupid whore

absolutely based

Cursed list.

Orchlon doing Hunk when

im trying. i dont know how to hook up with one.

Is that a cosplay of the guy from Zombies Ate my Neighbors? When is Disney gonna make Zombies Ate my Neighbors 3?

Yes they do.

This is some real shit luck on 4th Survivor

GODDAMMIT

Crystal Glitchless was more entertaining than a lot of the other stuff in C, but I get why you guys put it there, because muh reddit and DIOOOOO

don't crosslink arguments from dead threads pathetic loser

I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT

>that save

CHOKE

whos the girl/trap on the far right? shes hot

both were full retards but the other user definitely wanted everything for himself and for everyone to obey him like some leader

The Hunk run really is ridiculously luck based because the strat for the run is to literally just run past everything and HOPE you don't get grabbed. Bawk seriously did Hunk runs for 12 hours straight one stream and barely completed any runs because it's just praying and running.

My wife :)

help i dont have first aid training what do i do if i see someone choking

BANNED

He might have choked but damn what a finish.

>whole run is just crowd going UHHHHHHHHHHH EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
simply
epic

damn that was unlucky

10/10 just for salvaging the final stretch

instagram.com/thelarxa/

BANNED

what made the S tier games so good?

Orch will have every category in the game eventually

That was a good run.

that was great

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It's the horror block, more often than not they're actually female

STOP PLUGGING YOUR OWN CHANNEL YOU FUCKS

He's banned, isn't he?

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Is a H.U.N.K run normally that bullshit?

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I like how at one point he just said fuck it and fought his way through

actually cant tell if its dude or chick but i hope its a dude

How embarrassing. I've done better runs than that casually.

I think I remember this guy. He needs to chill out. I wonder if he has any IRL friends.

I didn't notice dist was on the couch. Is his run tomorrow?

>still finished

based, good run

RATE THE RUN

Silent Hill 3 is a lot shittier than I remember it being upon replaying it.

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pretty nice run
better than anything carcinogen would have done

Being S or A doesn't mean it was good just that it wasn't shit.

Props to making his shit run entertaining at the end.

he had surprisingly bad luck at the end

i love armpits!

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That ending was pure kino.

What's next?

honestly after reading through that shitshow, definitely the rankfag

BASED BAWK

11/10

yea

I wouldn't even call it a choke because that run is genuinely just running by and hoping that luck allows you to not get grabbed. The only thing he really fucked up was the licker shot.
Yes, Bawk did a 12 hour Hunk only stream one day and barely completed any runs. He actually had the WR for a week or two.

>user never shouted "FUCK TRANNIES AND FUCK NIGGERS"

I knew he didn't have the balls.

No. That was actually EXCEPTIONAL bullshit. Never-before-seen levels. But it's usually pretty bullshit.

It's usually more bullshit.

4th Survivor mode is always bullshit

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Yes, it's the whole point. You run through any try to just avoid everything and hopefully not get hit because Hunk doesn't have enough ammo to handle even a fraction of the monsters.

FUCK STREAMERS AMEN

It's an actual girl. Also she's half chinese

that was fun and there's literally nothing you can say to convince me otherwise

How?

>room clearing out

good, fuck punchy

It's like he went down a checklist.

He actually did
But he said FUCK TRAINS

>tfw I loved his RE7 run and thought he was genuinely charismatic and fun
Feels disappointing.

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She should've worn this.

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BEST FROG
RIBBIT

YOU GUYS
LOOK WHAT YOU DID
I HOPE YOURE SORRY

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carcinogen would have done better, 8 minutes is pathetic desu

I love armpits!
But hate Koreans!

oh god oh shit don't look/10

9/10
4th survivor 8/10 because RNG

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Is that Carci in the donation?

It's usually worse. When he said it was a matter of luck he wasn't joking.

In the original game things were more manageable but just the second to last room was FULL OF ZOMBIES.

I love hairy armpits only!

Pretty good run overall.
܂SH3 with Succint

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>not a girlyboi
fuck, im dissapointed. this is why gdq is dying

banned for what, you dumb faggot?

What happened?

Was the run a trainwreck?

>Punchy
Susan really did join the inner clique of GDQ, huh?

Pleb tier:
>relying on tierlists and getting mad about "fake " tierlists
Gigachad tier:
>watching them and forming your own opinion

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someone trying to be him probably

Wat

>arrogant cunts moving chairs wherever the fuck they please and making everybody tiptoe around legs and feet

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>susan up next
>half the room leaves

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clip?

10/10 is the correct answer

I love all armpits, but I like the sweaty ones the most. Hairy ones are fantastic too.

he got into speedrunning when it was still young and exclusively autists in the community. Then this super charismatic Chad comes along and completely dusts him under a floormat

For hunk, 10/10 but I'm a sucker for marathon unsafe shit
9/10 for the rest of the run

SOMEONE MAKE A DONATION WITH THE NAME SUSAN IN IT

DO IT!

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who cares
it's not about technical perfection anymore.
it hasn't been for a long time.
it's all about brand names that can draw in views & donations.

gdq is a shit.

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he whores himself out between GDQ and ESA

Yes. Wait until you see the average tofu survivor run.

speedkino/10

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seems like they're just shifting around

HEATHER NEXT
GET YOUR NUGGETS READY

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Saw Bawk practicing it before he left for GDQ, pretty much yeah.

Clip or it never happened.

He's NEVER ok tho.

Our man Punchy is comingget ready for based run and commentary

stop giving it attention

Absolutely.

They literally don't
There have been a handful notable cases for GDQ's entire lifespan, and it's been stuff like drugs, or stealing hotel cards, or intentionally tanking runs, or stirring up political shit to a degree that makes you too toxic for a large charity event. Not having fun on stream or having a curse or two slip.

It's called having fun. Nobody except that one autist truly takes tier lists as gospel.

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carci pulling the fucking trigger

What's the tier for people who get so worked up over the tier lists they try to change them?

Carci doesn't even speedrun this game. He only does no damage runs

but what happened here no one is telling me :(

Hopefully he doesn't an hero

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Anyone who hasn't seen this holy video...

youtube.com/watch?v=OrJDjLfgrWc&t=1s

The next nigga up

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That hunk run was fun. Everything that can go wrong happened at the last 3 minutes

frog poster qt

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someone should notify the gdq to staff to evacuate the premise

you realize the donations are backed up and if you were to post one now it would probably get read on thursday right

I mean to be fair, the rankfag went completely nuts while the other guy wanted to just talk but kept getting thrown in with the other shitposters by the rankfag and subverting him that way

ok im sorry i just wanted to be funny for my Yea Forums palls

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>We Love Katamari
>GarbitheGlitcheress
Thats not a real girl is it

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There was literally nothing good about the run. Not a single notable thing.

he’s actually just listening to my chemical romance, which happens to be his brain on hrt

its for wage slaves like me who miss half the shit

What went wrong?

God SH3 sucks

what a bitch

Streets of Rage was SS tier in my opinion.

I don't keep up with names, is the next runner gonna suck or not

You're thinking about yourself, not the run. Easy mistake.

Doubt they even met their fathers, sad state.

Carci's on get my own head out my ass watch

4/10

Resident Evil is kind of boring to watch and I don't care that much for personality streamers

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Is he even at ESA anymore? I can't remember him being there after the nugget incident. But meanwhile he has been a freaking donate reader on GDQ and always get runs now.

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this nigga gonna kill bawk, better not let him anywhere near a GDQ event.

>why is SH3 your favorite game, user?

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based gigachad speaks

Chad doesn't form his own opinion
Chad likes whatever the people like, for that is how he will strike their hearts.

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It was fun.

>Hopefully he doesn't an hero
Why would you hope that?

Miserable people should shut up or die. That's why Yea Forums is so tolerable - the people here are miserable, but they know to shut up. It lets the unique insight into society that outsider status permits shine through without the constant whining obscuring it.

I can hear punchy in the background

MP2 is a shitshow of a speedrun to begin with

So that's how you determine who is correct? Whether or not they say words you don't like?

I think that's the last fake girl on the schedule

Huh? Everybody loves Carninogen's RE runs.

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TIME FOR PROPAGANDA

Man streamers should get real jobs.
Playing videogames IS NOT A JOB, YOU CAN'T MAKE A LIVING FROM THAT.

Why would you watch someone else play a video game if not for their personality?

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I remember him being alright when he ran there.
I guess having mental issues is guaranteed if you're a speedrunner

Even if you miss everything the lists are more or less the same, minus the autist screeching about Zelda.

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God damn, what's taking so long that they're running all these ads?

>wasting your time with 80% shit runs is gigachad
I smell a NEET

468059540

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what an odd fucking transition

nope! you guessed it!

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I hope Bawk doesn't even remember this guy, what a jealous asshole

>brown people

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>you will never rape this delicious brown loli
tfw i wasn't born into a warzone

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Hey, guys.

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my boy up next, break out the tendies

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Name anything that even happened. It was bland. The only reason you liked it was because it was a negative thing. Not bad doesn't mean good.

this chic thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc

Not how donations work
They get screened as they come in, screeners send the best ones to announcer, who pick and choose which ones to read. They'll skip over more if they have more coming in, or read old ones if they're slow

kungfat fruit thot

these dumb interviews just eating time is annoying as shit

>2 players 1 controller

this meme is ever worse than randomizer races

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>Chad likes whatever the people like
sheep aren't gigachads, go away cancerman.

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Ok this thing officially has no standards if they can talk frankly about how horrific rape is yet they don't let streamers swear.

this ginger girl is not aging well desu

>but they know to shut up.
>Yea Forums
How new are you? These threads are miserable people who wont shut the fuck up

REEEEEEEEEE THIS RUN IS BORING THIS IS CRINGE WHY ARE THEY HAVING FUN WHERE IS PROTOMAGICALGIRL WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES WHY ARE THEY HELPING ISIS, miserable people love to rant.

>EnchantressOfNumbers
>Claris
>ProtoMagicalGirl
They always pick the most feminine sounding names

SHES FAT

In the heat of the moment when Hunk was getting swarmed by zombies he shouted pretty audibly
>I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT
that’s a no no

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Lol everyone in the crowd is leaving fuck nuRE2

REMINDER GDQ BROS INDIANS ARE GETTING RAPED OVER HEAH

OPEN YOUR WALLETS

he talked about it on stream the next day

>these women's husbands were killed and they have been raped
>BACK TO VIDEO GAMES

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>The dude who was clapping during the part where they mentioned rape is a true hero.
Also why is Fruit Cup so swole.

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twitter.com/garbiglitchress?lang=en
it's worse than you think

fat

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it's ok user, i still love you

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MAKE A SUSAN OR NUGGETS DONATION NOW
THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE

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She keeps getting fatter every year lmao

it's only been 6 months

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Fuck was looking forward to it before seeing who was running it

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user, are you gonna do the same? assuming you're the rankfag responding; honestly looking at it from an outsider perspective, you were quite hostile for someone trying to talk to you

Bawk makes more than 15000 dollars a month streaming

At least she is a girl

dilate

fat girls like her with small tits is my fetish

The other thing is their first names usually also start with A

everyone said doors locked when irons said it :)

I just want old carci back, lads.

She looks like she lifts more than you basementnigger

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK PLEASE GET A STYLIST FOR THESE PEOPLE NEXT YEAR

I fucking hate this fat bitch.

sauce?

What's up, Yea Forums, come on in! The SGDQ watch party is in here, we got drinks and chips, get in here already!

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im sure the susan ones will take precedence over the sob stories and calls to donate more

He very clearly needs to do something other than stream video games. It's not a business that everyone is cut out for, and if he's going to be this uncomfortably obsessive about retaining viewers
and comparing himself to other streamers then it's just going to be more of this. People watch these channels to chill out, not to try to prop up someone's ego

f r e c k l e d r o a s t i e

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How can you make that out of subs alone?

Jesus. She used to be so tight. What the fuck happened.

What black magic did they do to make SH3 look so good?

You're outvoted dumbfuck, go cry somewhere else about the game being rated highly.

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>a lot to unpack here

should I stay up for Katamari or just go to bed?

That explains a lot

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I want to cum in her face

BUT NO SWEARING
and don't bully Owen Wilson

Reminder that Claire will never have children because she marries a little girl.

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If you think Yea Forums is a bad community you need to spend more time in the real world.

what does her feet smell like?

It's a huge red flag. Real girls know not to use explicitly feminine usernames, unless they're running twitch or insta thot account

This guy has a massive inferiority complex, instead of wallowing and crying about not being better than daddy bawk, he should actually learn, improve his stream and grow back his personality.

i love flat-chested girls!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Are they boyfriends?

That's just fucking sad bro.

Tranny aura.

>|468060196
lifting the next hamburger into her fat face doesn't count as a workout

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1 bad run, she'll get over it.

based susan is next

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Reminder that Susan is an autistic sperged that was hated by most of Yea Forums because he kept attentionwhoring on Yea Forums and crying like a bitch here, meanwhile we had an actual chad running at the same event that just dropped in Yea Forums without being obnoxious or attentionwhoring derailing the thread.

What was the chads name again?

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Is it me or did this red haired girl gain a lot of weight over the years

do you want to see a tranny? if so, yes; if not, no

Fuck you, anime faggot.

he has a lot of subs

i was pissed this got bumped back to 3 AM my time and was considering staying up anyway

thank you based anons for alerting me, not wasting my time

How can you be fat and have no tits

I really don't know

Cute.

that picture looks like one of those drug cat paintings

it's staring at me

I work from home so yeah I do have a lot of free time. Feels good man.

>user said fuck trains

Was it worth it? Or should i refund my (you)?

These guys remind me I need to shave my neckbeard

>Have to wait till 3:30 to watch Shrek extra thick
Gonna play something, brb in 3 hours.

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>What black magic did they do to make SH3 look so good?
Same magic they did with all the SH games, by having a shitty draw distance

dumb puppet

she fully optimized weight gain

the heart wants what the heart wants

I tend to stick to WR pace streamers, I get an adrenaline rush when I see an actual master of game getting to the late game on WR pace. There's also a few really chill streamers I like to watch but I'm not really into the big personalities / hype guys. Maybe I'm just too autistic but I prefer skillful gameplay over socialites

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>tranny
>speedrunner
>#actuallyautistic
You literally can't make this shit up.

she needs to lay off the fruit cups LMAO

This girl reminds me of when I was getting coffee this morning I was sitting behind a slightly chubby girl (reasonably attractive) around my age with what I assume were her grandparents. She kept looking at me for some reason.

do they think they're fooling anyone

>t. seething trannies

I actually didn't even notice how small they are at first

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ruh roh

>get fat
>tits don't grow

HAHAHAHAHA

How old is she? Looks like the wall is approaching.

DFC for life

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Future girlfriends

Once women hit 18 it's a straight nosedive.

I'm hostile towards people who are advocating people screw with the tier lists, or acting like it should be ignored. It doesn't matter if he is the person trying to screw with the tiers because he's an assmad autist or not. My hostility has no bearing on whether or not what I'm saying is correct. His point of view is that he doesn't care and so I shouldn't care either. That's not a legitimate argument against my points.

Flustered Fernando

i wanna make trnny jokes with you all but I'm getting sleepy and I'm kind of sick

money laundering is serious business

you are no autist
you are a king

oh boy i can't wait for this silly run

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>all this whining and the nature of it
so he is confirmed for being a literal faggot now right?
Like full on cock-sucking, ass-ramming faggot i mean

It was my understanding they share a controller so they both have a hand free to jerk the other one off

The guy reading donations is a Silent Hill speedrunner, he's not gonna read anything that jokes about him. Unless Punchy said he doesn't mind if he reads donations like that then they aren't getting read.

her tits look like tennis balls

I hope they really talk about all the phallic bullshit in the game

Look at that morbidly obese gook whore

gdq is a chance to sell yourself, bawk isn't like that normally

it's not that her tits are small

it's that the rest of her got big

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Why does every speedrunner uses those horrible shorts.

He's had runs since then and has SH2 in Summer 2019.

proof?

ok I usually hate korean idols but who is this? anyone?

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It's not just subs, it's subs + bits + tips + ad revenue + partnerships

he forgot to grab missiles near the end of the run, nothing too serious, but people like this always blow things out of proportion

NUGGIES ON DECK

MIKU ON THE COUCH!

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nuggetman is on

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Is this the McNugget autist that had a breakdown on here after the run?

IT'S TIME

Punchy WILL tell the audience to shut the fuck up if they piss him off, he's done it before.

NUGGET

Fuck Susan, he's the most obnoxious runner there is.

i hate the way he talks, such a smug prick. fuck susan, bring back based nuggie boy

Has Susan been working out?

shit run

unlucky

>Unless Punchy said he doesn't mind if he reads donations like that
so basically zero chance

eunha

redbull me on SH3 and punchy

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based retard

YES

I hope moth guy is doing alright.

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here we go boys

HE SAID THE V WORD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Should I check out One punch man S2?

Get that shit off the couch

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So he can slap nuggets out of Chad's hands.

whats the nugget meme?

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vidya games

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>fat chicks with small tits

I'd honestly kill myself to be honest

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>Video Games
Where?

Every Punchy appearance Yea Forums tries to donate nugget donations and every time it doesn't work.

friendly reminder that nuggets is bisexual and loves trannies

thanks any other thick korean idols?

>UFO ending
>easy easy
How very disappointing

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vagoo?

Don't worry about a thing.

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What the is Susan stacked or is it me?

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untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz

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Anybody else have a strange sexual attraction to dolls?

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HEATHER BEAMUUUUUU

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Based blind user

how could you just throw this face away?

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>Game itself can have graphic gore and language
>But if the streamer says SHIT it's a big no no
I don't fucking get it.

V
VVVV
VIDEOGAMES

Discuss

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legs 10/10

Someone please for the love of god give someone on the couch some chicken nuggets

He got mad at a dude eating nuggets during his run at ESA.

Why does this guy talk like a smug Harry Potter professor?

obsessed

Tell that to streamers that average 1.5k subs + having Patreon. It's fucking 2019, Twitch and YouTube can make you good money, but just like acting, or being a sports pro; It's not for everyone.

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HEZA BEAMU!

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By hating animes

Does anime truly kill?

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Did Punchy got fat?

>the depressed, old maid in the mirror
every fucking time

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>this run

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Hey I remember this guy from before. He did a SH1 speed-run a while ago and he haaaaated it. He's so bitchy.

That was 2 years ago?

>UFO ending

LAAAAAAAAAAAme. Get the proper ending.

idk about SH3, but as for punchy

>did a run at ESA
>used to go by "succint_and_punchy"
>retard swede announcer mispronounced name as susan
>guy sits in front row of his run and eats 50 chicken nuggets during his run
>punchy spergs out at everyone during his run
>yells at nugget eater
>after his run, goes on Yea Forums (confirmed him via his twitter) and seethes for hours
>bitches about how he wasted money on a plane ticket just to get btfo

was one of the most kino ESA moments ever, those were some dam good threads

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Well it killed my life

Why does this guy sound like a complete faggot

>the silent hill wiki

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worst touhou only thing mike did right

Just for sitting there playing videogames at the comfort of your room?

We should all do that then.

i really liked him a lot too but the more i watched his actual streams and saw his twitter, yeah he comes off as a huge bitch

>the difficulty switched on him AGAIN

LMAO THIS HAPPENED TO HIM AT ESA TOO, THIS PC PORT FUCKING SUCKS

"thick" idols don't exist but check out yeonwoo

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This guy's such a bitch.

GODDAMN BANNED

Why the fuck is the character shooting beams out of her eyes?

RIP Etika
I'll miss you my boy.
#JOYCONBoysForever

>once again Punchy acts like the difficulty is changed to the harder one without his knowledge

It's not a coincidence at this point.

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Whats PUNCHY?

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I bet you think that you're a boomer that's fine with strip clubs because at least they're working hard!
Fucking retard.

Hes ego-tripping hard lol, cringy.

This game is so fucking stupid. And I dont mean stuff like this, I mean stuff like Heather and Leonard talking before his boss fight.

>these facial ticks

does this guy have tourettes?

The best thing about it was that the same event we had a chad runner liked by everyone that also dropped by Yea Forums to say hi.

>tfw I have to go to college, worry about surviving, work a shit job
>Asmongold gets to play WoW for a few hours a day and make 50k+ a month from subs alone
fuck me

This run is so bad it's actually making me physically ill.

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I think the lad is choking on those McNuggets

youtube.com/watch?v=5txHGxJRwtQ

Whoa this game is really really sexist it's disgusting
How did GDQ let this garbage on stream.
Who do I tweet at to make sure this never happens again?

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God I wish I had 50 nuggets right now.

We get it, you're a faggot. You can shut up now.

I was genuinely looking forward to that katamari run but not with that runner

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names for last two on the right

He told everyone to donate like a cuck

If you're gonna spew, spew into this.

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which runner? i was around for that esa but don't remember

INCREDIBLY JANKEHY

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES...

SHWiki is provably wrong on a few things, a better example he gives is the briefcase in SH2, where the word list is wrong and you can trivially prove it by opening the exe in a hex editor

Who? What game?

please dont bully me Nagaroto chan

Tonikaku cawii

be honest
why would you want to watch a katamari speedrun? it seems like such an awful game to speedrun

>>punchy spergs out at everyone during his run
is there video of this?

>People hating on Punchi
Excuse me, but reddit is that way.

Wasn't aware Silent Hill was a magical girl series

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You know I'm right (although you likely never played this game). You should rewatch that cutscene dude, its fucking retarded. Real step down from SH1 and 2.

I can't remember, but he didn't even overstay his welcome. Just went to the thread to say hi and then basically went off.
Meanwhile Susan sperged out here and cried for over 1h.

SEXY BEAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>such an awful game to speedrun
that's like 90% of this event nigga

does anyone not like punchy? he comes off an uptight dick who hasn't had sex, ever.

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The music is still fun. But I know this particular run is going to be terrible.

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He's doing the attention whoring thing again.

Wonder if we'll get a 1-2 following Etika

Holy shit, i've had that picture for so long, and I just now realized she was there...

>speedrun
>intentionally killing things slower
Hmm

Fuck I'm hungry

youtube.com/watch?v=OrJDjLfgrWc

I only read Komi and Nagatoro, the opposite extremes.

Everyone here hates him and always had, lurk more please. He's an obnoxious egotistical faggot.,

>who hasn't had sex, ever.
One of us?

Random unaffiliated people in pictures are sometimes the best.

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well he is british

cope

SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS

good point

i had taco bell nachos earlier and regret it so much. they were awful.

that's why we love him

Haven't seen any of the runs this year. What makes Metroid Prime 2 so bad? I can already kind of guess why Borderlands 2 would suck.

Reminder that Punchy admited to be bisexual weeks ago

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Nobody like Daniel Radcliffe

why the fuck is he shooting lasers and shit from his head? isn't silent hill survival or someshit?

M I N M O
I
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M
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Jesus Christ. It's actually autistic.

holy fuck this is worse than I thought

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Cope with what, you being a dumbass? Sure kiddo, I'll cope with that.

>when the couch's jokes come out flat as fuck
only thing i can entertain myself with certain runs.

Guys please stop posting food I'm on a diet and my stomach is fucking rioting right now.

swear to god english accents make these kinds of cringy ebic speaking too fast cucks sound 1000x more annoying

It's new game+ content meant to be jokey

i had a crunchwrap supreme & shredded chicken burrito and it was delicious! i havent even pooped yet

This dude just doesn't stop whining

Wrong.
Everyone sided with him over the nugget shit while the underages kept going "lol nuggets xD"

It takes a lot of time and effort to build up a following. You also can't just turn on a camera and play, you have to be entertaining.

What's a pissbro

i'm glad you posted a weeb pic instead of proof

This dude is kind of a twat

God i fucking hate brits

dilate

based retardposter

NG+ weapon.

i'm a kang n shit?
I didn't mind the Bawk guy, he was entertaining and the crowd loved it, I just don't care for Resident Evil speedruns and never really liked watching Carcinogens stream even though I did try watching him a few times

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the point is, you fucking retard, is that your tierlist reflects the absolute well of shit that this board has continuously kept diving deeper and deeper into every fucking year
SGDQ should be lambasted and made fun of, not make a little tidy tierlist :333 for all your favorite tranny speedruns
the tiers don't matter because the tierlist has no USE because SGDQ has ZERO worthwhile runs. and now that your only source of attention and (You)'s is getting challenged, you feel the need to try and retake it for dear life

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Yeah and the sky admitted to being blue

It's run by Claris/Miles. It went over time. You should be able to picture what sort of run happened without watching it just by knowing these things.

I just tuned in and this is the kind of guy that can go into a metldown in seconds by absolutely nothing, I dont know I can tell but its something in his voice that cannot accept everything going his way.

How many has her throat taken?

konami likes to put a lot of epic memes in their games

You can't guess why Borderlands 2 was bad until you actually take a look, it's not just the game, it's the setup, the splitscreens, the runners, the lack of explanations, the awkward developer call and the sheer length that this incomprehensible run went on.

Susan go back to run your shitty game.

Far right has the english name right there.

Tranny runner guaranteed bottom rankings.

All I see is you acting like you have the authority to tell Yea Forums what their opinions should be. You can go fuck yourself and go back to wherever the fuck you came from.

that's fair

Gaming brits are the worst kind of brits.

Unless you’re a hot chick, which you can literally turn on the camera and get $$. All you gotta do is wear revealing clothing and act cute.

what the fuck are these penis monsters

The computer GDQ staff gave him to play on changed the difficulty and invalidated his run.

dude i love their 1/2lb cheesy potato burritos until a few years ago they started making them skimpy as fuck.
crunchwraps are good. i think they had a spicy chicken version at one point.

>pumps his chest to show shirt's logo
>doesnt remove the thing around his neck that blocks the view

Sry I dont remember what those are called.

based truth user

holy kek, I think that's the only run that went over time?

this guy comes off as really obnoxious. that or it's just autism + trying to be funny.

Ok, I legit can't watch this run because of the way this guy talks. Steams muted until Katamari

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holy shit this revisionist history. he was MERCILESSLY shat on, everyone love based nugget man, especially after he came into thread afterwards to complain like a little bitch

lmao what a fucking bitch

he's british

t-thanks

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I love snarky british people fake complaining about everything

lanyard

He was liked when he first showed up at GDQ as a couch commentator. It wasn't until the nugget thing and him coming here to try and defend himself that everyone turned.

Lanyard

lanyard

>self-harm joke

banned

He's a bit over the top but still more entertaining than the average runner

don't make me get the nuggies

>SGDQ should be lambasted and made fun of,
You have fucking autism, dude. Go back to kiwi farms.

Lanyard

curiouscat.me/Succinct_Punchy/post/880558720

noose

Why does he talk like a complete homo

>kinda looking forward to SH3
>the runner is the cringiest, most annoying motherfucker of the entire fucking day yet
oh well

He's a professional speedrunner who freaked out over chicken nuggets. No shit he's autistic. Also, the British accent.

lanyard

...

based

Worst run and best run coming together full circle. It's kind of beautiful

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t-thx

>until Katamari
Someone tell him...

He's likable in the sense that he's the kind of person who's fun to wind up and watch sperg out

They're penis monsters. Heather becomes pregnant with god at some point. I've only seen the beginning and end parts of the game but judging by past games, let's say they represent some kind of rape trauma.

You're running SH3? I thought Punchy was doing it.

>tourists misconstruing susans humour as genuine complaining

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does anyone have the webm of the staff doing a card check to the crowd like it was a preschool role call?

He’s British.

OH NO NO NO NO

Probably because of all of those dicks he's sucked.

is there anywhere i can watch the punch-out run or do i just need to wait until someone uploads it?

Someone needs to start eating nuggets on the couch.

tell me about it, this after the great stuff the RE2 run was is depressing

> until a few years ago they started making them skimpy as fuck.
they did that with everything man. the golden age was when they sold the fat ass 5 layer beef burritos for 89 cents. i still get the potato soft taco a lot of the time though.

truly a casual filter run

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New

he is bisexual

Yep.
I'm too old for Yea Forums.

hes a homo

Why are Punchy and silent hill so comfy?

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seriously? that's fucked up

Really seems to be a case of not understanding British humor, although it seems obvious as fuck that he's just fucking around at this point

You have to master the faces and you can do it too.
Kids love those faces. Check YouTube algorithms some time.

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w-what's wrong user?

jesus christ

Whoever voted for this retarded NG+ category should be dropped

Welcome to horror games.

thanks

Yeah? And my point was he didn’t need to tell anybody because he’s very obviously not straight. My first clue was everything about him

Decent bait. Shoulda used a tranny like Proto for maximum effect, since he's a massive bitch

Is that a Miku fumo in the couch? Dis nigga banned.

nice ass

i kinda like susan he reminds me of myself when im not in front of other people

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>samsung smart tvs got rid of the twitch app
i just want to lay down and watch gdq on a big screen. i been sitting down mostly all day

Yes, there are major themes of pregnancy and sex in the game. Heather pukes up the fetus of god and then the antagonist eats it to birth god herself instead and then Heather literally kills god and kicks it in the face.

had to use the one on my ps4

That's what I thought, faggot tourist. Bitch all you want about a game you like being in a tier you don't want it in. You're not going to change what everybody here thinks. Deal with it.

RE2 was great, I didn't think this much entertainment was possble at GDQ

You can just tell this guy is a massive male feminist.

>I speak for everybody on Yea Forums here
you can stop powertripping now /r/edditor, we all know you're doing this for the karma so you can get your daily dose of attention

man it fucking kills me how some of the blandest whores on twitch make a killing off their looks alone
I tuned into the rajj show once and there was like 4-5 of them, all vapid cunts, all with an army of white knights, no content between the lot of them. Male streamers get ripped apart if they watch one too many youtube vids, these bitches can barely play games unassisted and there's barely any noise about it. Bitches need to be sent back to chaturbate.

I'm not the person who posts the tier lists.

jesus japanese devs are fucking nuts, I admire their creativity honestly

twitch is ran by a bunch of sois and degenerate transexuals.
i'm surprised there hasn't been a backlash with parents on catching their 10 year olds watching titty streamers

very evident with the SMT games

Twitch will care when the backlash comes from advertisers or amazon themselves, backlash from parents and people like you or me don't matter so much because advertiser money dwarfs us.

It's for people who don't have all day to watch the stream and want to see the interesting runs without searching through hours and hours of shitty footage.

I dealt with this last time, there's always one faggot that can't accept the tier list and looses his shit near the end of GDQ.

then go to /r/eddit for that you niggerfaggot

wah wah wah i want eveyrthing to go all according to my plan
grow up, kid