Hello sir I would like pre order BOTW 2 and Borderlands 2 please

Seething fatass

reminder that this guy is more attractive than 95% of Yea Forums EVER will be. This board is filled to the brim with seething coping discord trannies who should have sex or dilate more often.

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Hrs got way too much empty space under his stomach. His dick is like super damn low

That's pretty much the ideal body shape user...

All muscle

sure
take off your pants and let me fuck your bussy.
then we'll talk.

Post a pic

No way he needs more muscle
He looks like a kid

Italy?

he looks like he fucks black guys

Oh don't worry sir, no need to pay in cash.
Just whip out that cock and I'll suck some payment out of you.

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He's pretty much as close to the ideal male frame and face as possible.

He was about 19 in that picture.

Cope harder holy shit.

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Is that supposed to be impressive user? Getting a wife isn't exactly hard in your late 20s

Why do you keep saying that? He looks like a faggot. I’m a faggot so I would know. And why do you know so much about him anyways? Got a crush on him or something?

This one time my mom went to the dollar store and bought some generic brand cheese whiz for crackers.
It didn't taste too bad, and admittedly I ate a significant amount of it with crackers
>eventually get the huge urge to shit
>run to the bathroom
>take a normal shit
>followed by a strange butt sneeze
>look in the bowl
>it's my turd, but coated in a bright orange paste
>the cheese must've been purely synthetic because i didn't digest any of it in the slightest

I literally just shat out a cheese snot rocket, never eating that again

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Honestly, getting that kind of body isn't all that hard to achieve.

I used to work at a used games store and I once told a kid I was more into older games, meaning NES/SNES. He said, "yeah I love games too! Modern Warfare is my favorite old game!" Once I realize MW had been out a decade I decided I'm old now and detached from mainstream media. Like these kids don't know a world without Harry Potter. They don't know a world without American Idol. Shits fucking weird.

That with slightly wider shoulders is perfect.

h-how about another story....?

That is the weirdest form of ass play I have ever done read user.

Everyone has a crush on him, it's why he gets paid millions as year to simply look the way he does.

he assumed you were jealous of the OP picture and probably didnt consider anyone would say that kind of thing other than jealous individuals looking to find fault in people they dont even know

I don’t. He’s got that tryhard overly kempt babyface only women like. Looks like a tall 12 year old.

Guy is cute but why do you keep making this thread?

>be me around 7ish years old
>grandpa came to visit occasionally
>mexican old man who always brought cheap soda and cheese tortilla chips
>parents leave me alone with him
>for whatever reason get a really bad stomach ache
>naturally since our toilet is in working order my grandpa decides to fuck with it and try to fix it
>have to run into the backyard and shit behind some trees and cry
>eventually the toilet is "fixed" and he's taking a nap
>feel the urge to shit again
>run to the bathroom
>suddenly also feel the urge to vomit
>a decision must be made
>figure it must be better for my parents to clean my shit than my vomit
>vomit in the bowl while simultaneously shitting my pants
>being a kid i realize the right decision is to ball up my diarrhea pants and kick them under the heater we have in the bathroom
>end up shitting a second pair of pants again while vomiting
>throw those out the window
>eventually after a few days parents find both pairs of choco-pants but never say a word to me

fucking grandpa

>I don’t.
Your secret's safe with me.

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God I want to fuck him/suck his cock so bad

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S E E T H I N G

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>pre order Borderlands 2 please
u wot m8

>No way he needs more muscle
The whole point of his body type is that he can have more or less muscle and he'd still look good.

I need more please

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I'm not a sir just a really big tomboy. But yeah ok step right up and oh GOD let me lick your abs.

>Tfw no Chad bf

Fucking sucks bros.

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Just get them for free using PS plus

sorry friend, i'm out

You’re clearly the angry one. Here bud, let me show you something. THIS is a chad. The guy your enamored with is a faggot twink.

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If you could look like anyone in the world, who would it be?

as men you can only pick other men, it's my rule

I'd choose either pic related or young Clint Eastwood

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>Sorry, I don't work here. I was just on my way to pre-order the new Gears of War. Perhaps you've heard of it?

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Facebook really attracts the retards.
Do these niggers not realize that they're posting with their real names and pictures?

Why are masc gays the biggest divas?
Stop shitting up Grindr and Tinder already.
Or let me fuck that ass

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Bless you, user. My sides needed a workout

Pretty mediocre desu.
>b-but he has hair!

Mam, we dont serve customers with out shirts, please put a shirt on then come back and pre-order.

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sometwink's mad

>That big dopey nose
>Giant ears
>Massive crows feet
>That god awful beard that's shaped to try and make his squat face look longer
>Those flabby pecs with uneven hair
>Those abs riddled with fat deposits
>The lack of realized muscle definition in general
Guy looks like some fag who thinks he's god-tier because he's decent at some random sport.

ur mom gay

I'll tell you the truth, no women find that body type attractive. The amount of times I've had a girl comment on how "broad my sholders" are in my life is the telling part. That's a weird thing to notice right? My shoulders? Well with age I've come to realize that girls want a guy who is strong and looks like he can fight. This dude in the picture ain't it. I don't care if this little dude has a 16 pack, girls will take broad shoulders every time over this. Real ones know I speak the truth.

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>this little dude
This guy's probably got 5 inches on you, both height-wise and otherwise.

youtube.com/watch?v=vZa596g4HGs
read the comments and keep crying.

Different people like different things, stop projecting your insecurities onto everyone else.

In the corner to your left faggot.

Women or men for that matter are not attracted to a monolithic set of attributes in a man's body.
Saying Chico is unattractive if just wrong

faggiest post I've read here. Not a single woman in existence would choose you over him.

Are you one of those /fit/ power lifter fatties?

This dude unironically just said "projecting" and used it wrong too, btw. LOL What's next guy, you gonna tell us how we need to "Unpack this"? LOL

oh shit... he's clearly norwooding and playing the cover up game. 2 years (at most) until he's jude law territory. the king is dead.

The key part of that post you seemed to miss is "Real ones know I speak the truth". I'm not shocked a bunch of virgins on a video game board have questions about it, trust me.

Before scrolling down, I'm going to predict
>jealous Yea Forumsirgins
>denial that this is achievable natty
>accusations of roiding
>accusatory questioning of his sexuality
>look at the top of his head posts
How wrong am I?

Insane amounts of projection, you've realized that this guy is better looking than you in every way and latch onto a supposed flaw to make yourself feel better. You're a jealous little faggot and no, 'the real one's' don't know you speak the truth because you don't speak for the majority of people.
aka kill yourself faggot.