DUDE... SPIN

>magic system in a fucking platformer
fuck off obj_motherfucker

How long until you tell us you were just pretending to be retarded?

i want to FUCK coco

>his platformer doesn't have spell-crafting

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magic is for virgins

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zoomer

I do kind of want to see that now that it's come up.

This is what happens when Yea Forums literally rots your brain

OP would not be this mad if he just ate his pizza.

haha

I always saw these games as crap. reminder this was in the same era as SM64

these fucks had no idea how to make a 3D platformer

What if Aku Aku was Crash from the future?

Dumb zoomer
That's old-school platformer, we played these at 90s it's about jumping, finding stuff and overcoming obstacles.

Go zoom zoom back to fortnite

Unironically this, imagine spouting this shit in real life. I bet OP begins sentences with 'Implying' too.

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There's pretending to be retarded retroactively but there's also falling for the most obvious shitpost imaginable as well

>DUDE... KICK

>DUDE, JUST COLLECT STARS LOL

>COINS HAHA
>unoriginal bosses
>bara designs attract horny faggots
>no mask system or real combat

holy fuck this series sucks

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It really bothers me that the good mask is named Aku Aku and the evil mask is named Uka Uka. They really should be swapped.

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>No magic system
this shouldn't make me laugh as much as it is

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based

>Mage platformer
Could make for some neat elemental/environmental puzzles if you make the spell casting super smooth and responsive.

Based and redpilled

Yeah, I'm really into the idea.

Just like Etika

>REEEE WEAAA MOMMY BRAPPPP
hehehHEHEHEHEH DUDUE LMAO FUCK OFF COPE YIKES OOF OUCHIE!!

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>DUDE....SHOOT

>HAHA....BUY LOOTBOXES

>VBUCKS HAHA

>unoriginal game
>dumb autistic designs attract dumb shut in kids
>no real gameplay or fun combat

holy fuck your game sucks

fuck off zoomie

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Imagine crash trying to do magic

seething

You almost got me user. You should've said that the game was a glorified FMV though. Missed your chance.

Better than jak, sly cooper and ratchet

Holy trinity of ps2 era boredom

Real talk though I have literally no idea why people like Crash, you just run on rails collecting fruit and dodging shit. I have been wondering why people like this crap since I was about 10, and I was born in 90. I loved Banjo Kazooie, Mario, Zelda, FF, MegaMan, all that kind of stuff but man I just did not understand why people were / are into Crash.

2 negatives make a positive user

Most platformers are basically obstacle courses, testing to see if you can get through them. Crash was a 3D platformer that focused on being just that.

Simple gameplay can be fun user, ever wonder why ikaruga is such a hit?

Yeah it fucking does, were games really that horrible back then that we thought this was good?

At least CTR is alright

Helpful responses, I appreciate that!

Can't argue with that.

what is the purpose of this thread

It's a mascot platformer, why would it even try to have combat? The only platformer with good combat is I-Ninja.

Good game design is about making the most of the player's tools. Crash 1 was a two button game, just jump and spin. The game had a ton of variety out of such a simple concept. It's what also makes 2D Mario and DKC so good. Unnecessary features usually mean gimmick levels- most good games I can think of have relatively few controls.

That's not even an argument. That's childish.

You concede. I win. Get over it kid.

>DUDE...SHITPOST

>DUDE, JUST TALK ABOUT VIDYA

>TRANNIES HAHA

>unoriginal ecelebs
>waifu threads attract horny faggots
>no karma system or real usernames

holy fuck this series sucks

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Memes aside
>First game was really good but wonky at times and had some weird or outright bullshit design
>2 improved upon the first game in every way and is easily one of the tightest and best platformer's ever made
>3 had some good levels but was bogged down by extremely boring gimmick levels

animal game bad
white guy with gun game good